lexington-general

[brisk plaza]

Yes it is

[arctic hawk]

Hard pass, then.

Also, lock your ships, man.

[brisk plaza]

Very f2p friendly honkai

[brisk plaza]

Its locked

[woven marsh]

It’s Hanazuki

That I didn’t get

[arctic hawk]

Laffey and Rodney aren't.

Also, London is a beast, you should use'er more.

As well as a cutie and a half.

[woven marsh]

And Lexington isn’t locked

[brisk plaza]

Got her from quest

[woven marsh]

Also

SATE SATE

[brisk plaza]

All the elites from quest except for Monica nagisa and hornet

[arctic hawk]

London takes retrofit priority, same as Laffey.

You'll thank us later.

[ripe aspen]

talking about retrofits

[woven marsh]

God coming back to Laffey or London feels like heaven

Everything feels so damn slow

In comparison

I just wish they did something with level 120s

[ripe aspen]

i have to start warspites (i wont be able to finish it) or limit break one of my SR's

i think ill just start Warspite's

[woven marsh]

How do you not have Portland?

They just give her to you

And a large part of the starting missions need her

and like most of the game

[arctic hawk]

Can confirm she's endgame.

[brisk plaza]

[woven marsh]

That makes more sense

Already oathed Kasumi

What a simp

[brisk plaza]

It was in elites only

[arctic hawk]

not oathing your starter

[brisk plaza]

@woven marsh well she is main fire power and highest level

[arctic hawk]

Why live.

[cobalt wyvern]

@woven marsh @arctic hawk she's level 85 because that's the minimum level for retrofit

[frail bone]

i dont have Portland either

[woven marsh]

oathing for stats

And not for waifu

[arctic hawk]

How the f

Truth be told, I oathed Laffey because I didn't know Roon existed.

[woven marsh]

I honestly expect that everyone oathes starters

[arctic hawk]

Looking back, no regrets.

[brisk plaza]

Well I don't know laffey yet or uses after oathed

[balmy raft]

[woven marsh]

Whale man

[arctic hawk]

If a purple rarity ship has a retrofit option, chances are her SR variant kicks major ass.

[balmy raft]

[arctic hawk]

Does he know George Costanza?

I hear he's a marine biologist.

[woven marsh]

So, are you a satanist?

[balmy raft]

Maybe

[dapper plank]

[balmy raft]

My dailies always give me 666

[dapper plank]

the cursed number

[frail bone]

i need Bataan

[woven marsh]

DCLXVI is the cursed number

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Finally, someone gets it.

[dapper plank]

lol

[balmy raft]

[woven marsh]

I still read it as a name made of letters

[arctic hawk]

Also, the fact Bache got 666 exp amuses me.

[woven marsh]

I know

It’s so fitting

[arctic hawk]

Mostly because Kroto hates'er.

[woven marsh]

And DCL appeared

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

So I had to jump at the opportunity

And demonstrate my lack of humour

[arctic hawk]

Speaking of lack of humor, check out this exchange: #bug-reports

[woven marsh]

[balmy raft]

[woven marsh]

Very cursed day

Have this one again because screw you

[balmy raft]

[woven marsh]

Speaking of cursed numbers

[ripe aspen]

Today I Remembered I have Shiranui in my dock

[woven marsh]

Question

We’re you not farming SP4 in DoA event?

[ripe aspen]

i didnt pass SP3

[woven marsh]

Cos Kagerou dropped like every 3rd battle in there

[ripe aspen]

The only ship i had above lvl 50 at that time was freaking Hood dude

[woven marsh]

Freaking HOOOOOOOD

[ripe aspen]

[arctic hawk]

Hood, more like Good.

[woven marsh]

Also a ship that can Carry you from W1 to W13

Tea Power

[woven marsh]

[ripe aspen]

i also oathed hood so

[arctic hawk]

And last one https://twitter.com/hashiru11275/status/1335134948924084226

TAKERU (@takeru11275)

猫グラの捕まえ方
How to catch cat shark
#gawrt
#ameliaRT

Retweets

499

Likes

3887

Twitter · Dec 5, 2020, 8:12 AM

[woven marsh]

Is it a fox

Is it a shark

[arctic hawk]

Artist says cat.

I'm thinking Pomeranian.

[woven marsh]

Still can’t believe people called gura a pedo bait

[arctic hawk]

Twitter

[visual mountain]

Ikr

[woven marsh]

Lewding her is illegal

Even tho she’s like 9999 years old and shit

[visual mountain]

People are still trying to ban every loli vtuber

[balmy raft]

[arctic hawk]

ban Matsuri

[visual mountain]

Literally any loli vtuber

[woven marsh]

Thank god I don’t use Twitter

[arctic hawk]

Hoo, boy, you're NOT ready for that backlash.

[visual mountain]

And matsuri since she is lolicon

[balmy raft]

Twitter also simped for a guys strand of hair

[woven marsh]

You mean Ooshio

[balmy raft]

Soooo

[visual mountain]

I only use twitter for loods

[balmy raft]

There’s many problems with twitter

[arctic hawk]

That CorpseDaddy guy?

[balmy raft]

Yea him

[arctic hawk]

Or whatever his fuckin' name is, I dunno.

I only know about it from Kwite.

[balmy raft]

Girls are getting tattoos of his name

[woven marsh]

Both obsessed with girls

Matsuri basically found a lot in common with her

[balmy raft]

Wait till he gets cancelled

[woven marsh]

During the event

Also she has a point

[arctic hawk]

What does that dude do, anyway?

[balmy raft]

He has deep voice

That’s all

[woven marsh]

I’m installing twitter

[arctic hawk]

Does he sing?

[woven marsh]

I basically qualify

[balmy raft]

I think he does

Yea he does

[arctic hawk]

Does he sing actual songs?(not rap)

[woven marsh]

Mumble rap

[balmy raft]

I don’t know what kind of songs he makes

[arctic hawk]

makes

[woven marsh]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g0OdmRtuQew

[balmy raft]

I just know peeps only simp for his voice

[arctic hawk]

I highly doubt he's the next Blue Stahli, so I'm not even gonna look up his..."work".

[woven marsh]

Blue Stahli

Wait

I spy red man on voice channel but not in this chat

[balmy raft]

[arctic hawk]

He was driven out.

Too much degeneracy in Lexington.

[woven marsh]

You can’t drive a mod out

[arctic hawk]

Watch me Any% this

[woven marsh]

Allinity server ban any% speedrun

I think the world record is 0.02 seconds

[balmy raft]

Allinity?

That twitch person?

[woven marsh]

Yes

The word simp gets you autoban

[balmy raft]

[woven marsh]

One guy named himself simp

[arctic hawk]

Noice.

[woven marsh]

Banned in 0.02 seconds after joining

[balmy raft]

Lol wtf

[woven marsh]

But vtubers are bad

Sure

[balmy raft]

Only vtubers I have watched are Amelia and Korone

Like once

[arctic hawk]

Watch Korone play DOOM.

It's a good time.

[balmy raft]

[woven marsh]

I only watch big meme things that appear on recommendations

[woven marsh]

T

[arctic hawk]

What saddens me a bit is Bethesda did a Korone easter egg in Eternal.

But removed it before she got to play and see it herself.

[woven marsh]

I mean she did see it

Not first hand

[arctic hawk]

Ye, but it's not the same as doing it yourself, y'know

[woven marsh]

As someone who only plays games on YouTube

Can’t relate

[arctic hawk]

Female dog, please.

[woven marsh]

Korone, please?

[arctic hawk]

tfw I went to a friendo's place whose PC can run DOOT flawlessly, but didn't know about the easter egg back then.

[hazy kayak]

no vtuber will surpass Makoto

[arctic hawk]

who

[hazy kayak]

Makoto

[arctic hawk]

who

[hazy kayak]

aka melty vtuber

[arctic hawk]

uuuuuuhhhhhh

[hazy kayak]

he plays one game

only one game

[arctic hawk]

https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Rindou_Mikoto ?

[hazy kayak]

no

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpq-a3qshwzvOffFA0qGF5Q

[woven marsh]

Forgot dudes can be vtubers

[hazy kayak]

only one game

a damn good game though

[woven marsh]

That sounds awful. How can anyone play one game only?

[hazy kayak]

idk... by liking it?

here's how I see it

[woven marsh]

Right?

[versed terrace]

hello

[hazy kayak]

I don't care if Inugami Korone plays Cyberpunk 2077

because I don't care about Cyberpunk 2077

[arctic hawk]

She should play DOOT instead.

[hazy kayak]

her content does not align with my interests

[balmy raft]

[hazy kayak]

nor do I care if, say, Gawr Gura plays [game of the season]

[woven marsh]

God I swear Rau just likes to miss my jokes

[arctic hawk]

Fallout 2077 has been out for not even a day and I'm already tired of hearing about it.

[woven marsh]

Same

[hazy kayak]

I do it on purpose by now

[woven marsh]

That explains the second place

Wonder how much Whitecrow or Jan have

I don’t think they ever close the game tho

[arctic hawk]

Yess.

sssss

sssssssss

s

[balmy raft]

I can only play on my phone

[woven marsh]

I think Jan’s emulator is running all the time

And discord can’t keep up

And actually resets the time

[arctic hawk]

Look, Kroto.

Your Red Pal's back.

-->

[woven marsh]

Red Man is alive

[balmy raft]

I cannot run an emulator it will nuke my computer

[woven marsh]

I know right

[arctic hawk]

Same as mine, I feel your pain.

[woven marsh]

You either have a huge font or it’s an older iPhone

[balmy raft]

I don’t have a PC yet

[woven marsh]

Can’t tell

Wait no

[balmy raft]

I increased font size

[woven marsh]

It has a notch

So it’s font

I have been slacking this week

Spent more time on discord than usual

[balmy raft]

Whats azur loh

[arctic hawk]

[balmy raft]

[woven marsh]

Just a second AL copy

[ripe aspen]

[visual mountain]

Bruh

[arctic hawk]

Lane becomes Loh

What comes after Loh?

[woven marsh]

There used to be Azur Heh

But I deleted it

[arctic hawk]

[visual mountain]

Why tf do people keep rting bache lewds on my timeline

[arctic hawk]

Bache lewds, you say.

Time to spam Kroto's DMs.

[woven marsh]

Why

I couldn’t care less about Bache

[balmy raft]

[visual mountain]

All fletchers are trash

[woven marsh]

I mean I did just get her to 70

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

But this will be it for a long while

Will MLB when I have copies

[ripe aspen]

i am slacking

[visual mountain]

Only reason we get fletchers leveled in en is for tech points and beaver

[woven marsh]

I turned into a mobile g*mer

[arctic hawk]

Look, ma'. One o' dem gaymers.

[balmy raft]

my dad plays langrisser

[woven marsh]

Based dad

[ripe aspen]

i game on my (not) gaming pc and my phone but i do use my switch to play minecraft

[woven marsh]

I think my luck goes to Langrisser

Like

I get SSRs with one or two tickets

Guaranteed is 100

@frail bone idiot

[balmy raft]

i dun use tierlist

[woven marsh]

Idiot

[balmy raft]

i maxed out hipper as my main tank

works great

[woven marsh]

Noooooo

You have to follow the tierlist

[jagged tendon]

Follow thy crap

What even is the light blue role? For fools?

[visual mountain]

Sandy rams sandy to death

[balmy raft]

[woven marsh]

Nitro boosters

[jagged tendon]

Could have boosted the braincell count instead

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Phrasing, yo.

[visual mountain]

Pvp weird

[verbal talon]

Lexington weird

[woven marsh]

Always

[balmy raft]

[jagged tendon]

[slim fulcrum]

Tierlists are gay

Use who you think is cute

That’s it

[frail bone]

check there

[jagged tendon]

Tierlists never work cause there's always something thats gonna be better than something else
Unless you want to explain all of that you aint getting the strongest things and by that point you're writing a documentary about the game instead

[arctic hawk]

Aren't tierlists meta in nature?

I.E. Anti fun?

[frail bone]

theres aways different comps on AL

its like getting all 150+ champs from league of legends

and making a tier list out of them

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Pokemon tierlists, amirite

[jagged tendon]

Arceus - top 1
Rest is garbage

[arctic hawk]

Just let me use my overtrained Bidoof to absolutely body this Reshiram, goddamn.

[frail bone]

i wanna see how GPH will be when W14 and OP Siren comes

[jagged tendon]

Use 3 FdG and 3 Azuma in each fleet

[frail bone]

poor soul

he doenst know what is coming

[cobalt wyvern]

top 10 haunting pics taken right before disaster

@arctic hawk @versed terrace honestly the rapid progress on Cheshire has me very positive towards a Drake grind

[jagged tendon]

you're at the right place

[cobalt wyvern]

should I do that instead of FdG?

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Up to you, man.

[ripe aspen]

theres a tierlist?

[arctic hawk]

I choose my PRs based on how cute I think they are.

Seattle's my current.

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Good luck, Snailman.

[versed terrace]

seattle's great

[arctic hawk]

I was kinda' bummed I couldn't afford her violin player skin.

[versed terrace]

ah

[arctic hawk]

iLoved that loading screen.

[versed terrace]

i was considering it

but then i saw that the noshiro skin was available

[cobalt wyvern]

well getting Drake helps my "get all britbongs" objective

[versed terrace]

lol

[arctic hawk]

Go for Drake, then.

Gunslinger.

[versed terrace]

[jagged tendon]

The PR that got popular cause she showed her booty

[versed terrace]

i loved her design before that skin

[frail bone]

never liked drake tbh

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

@dapper plank

Morning~

[versed terrace]

[dapper plank]

[frail bone]

only her gun

[jagged tendon]

Drake is cool but the fake cat got all the fame

[leaden arrow]

I had an interesting dream again last night

[frail bone]

[dapper plank]

i cant remember if i even had one

[frail bone]

Champ gonna be the last from PR3 for me

[leaden arrow]

got penetrated by a tank shell

through the stomach

lol

[leaden arrow]

hey, at least it's not a bad one

[versed terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/loli-lick-dragon-anime-gif-10005495

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

licc

[leaden arrow]

my stomach still hurts, aw

[frail bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415874460713746442/777934903730896906/739111400458289253.gif

[versed terrace]

[dapper plank]

i think i punished enty as my secretary

for doing sum naughty stuff

[leaden arrow]

do you like teh gift ?

[dapper plank]

mhm

[leaden arrow]

[dapper plank]

its best

[leaden arrow]

this is the kind of things that appears in my homepage

[dapper plank]

at least i asked my mom for a debit card and put my lifesavings in there

[versed terrace]

[verbal talon]

is horni happening?

[versed terrace]

nope nothing to see here

move along

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/732805239983571004.gif?v=1

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/785563782268452884/662256346313523200.gif

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/764714196259569674/A_Hamman_Gotta_Go_Fast_deformed.gif

[dapper plank]

i died laughing while watching this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjGx8d4d3co&ab_channel=PhlyDaily

[frail bone]

damn

hurts to see Germany has the best unusual aircraft in WT while we have a disgrace called TB Junkers in AL

[dapper plank]

lol

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

Bf-110 huh

[dapper plank]

"no armor means best armor"

[leaden arrow]

I like to shoot them, because the pilots usually is a scrub

[frail bone]

1 engine?

why not put 2 of them?

[leaden arrow]

imagine doing a scissor manuever against a biplane

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

wait no

[frail bone]

[versed terrace]

LMAO

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

there

[frail bone]

[dapper plank]

lol

[leaden arrow]

you see, you don't do scissor duel against a biplane in a bf-110

[frail bone]

ah yes

scissor duel

[jagged tendon]

Justice for AL stuka

[leaden arrow]

I suck at explaining ok

[frail bone]

i know

[dapper plank]

[frail bone]

still funny tho

[dapper plank]

i dont even know what scissoring a plane looks like

[minor bronze]

[frail bone]

u really dont know dont you?

[leaden arrow]

it's essentially a stall duel, the one who has the lowest stall speed and can get the opponent in his sights wins

[frail bone]

have u ever seen a Yuri doujin?

[dapper plank]

i think i did that once against a controller player

[leaden arrow]

something like this

[leaden arrow]

NO, not that one

[dapper plank]

oh sht

ive never seen that

[arctic hawk]

Question: How's the final memory unlocked for this event? The 60 SP3 completion thing?

[leaden arrow]

it's actually a viable move, done it a lot already

there's also loop, corkscrew, and so on

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

[minor bronze]

Aint 60 Clears

But more like 4 or 5

[leaden arrow]

it's ok, you'll learn it soon

[minor bronze]

60 is only for U-110 herself

[jagged tendon]

Most of the areal combat I had on WT was

------- > or >------ -------<

[arctic hawk]

Final memory, not second-to-last.

[leaden arrow]

an ace always has a trick up his sleeve

[minor bronze]

Just keep doin SP3 till it happens

Idk

I dont count till I have final memory

I just play till no more scenes come up. THEN play some more

[leaden arrow]

hahaha, for me it's scissors or just loops

[minor bronze]

But I dont have too, as I've already done this event long ago

[leaden arrow]

Varia pls no bonk

[jagged tendon]

Oh yeah loops too but I mostly play with Stuka or Bomber so hard to do

[leaden arrow]

if you're engaging in a high altitude fights, it's very common

either loops or corkscrew

or just diving down the earth in a fireball

[jagged tendon]

4k altitude stuka

https://youtu.be/S3sqzw_pJU4

[leaden arrow]

nobody saw that coming

[jagged tendon]

Takes 5 minutes to get down

[leaden arrow]

the speed must've been very fast

[dapper plank]

i dont know if i have the JU 87 R-2

i have the Ju 87 B-2 tho

[jagged tendon]

Around 500km/h

[leaden arrow]

try dive bombing in a strat bomber

[dapper plank]

[jagged tendon]

Already did

[dapper plank]

i should try that

[arctic hawk]

Welp. The wiki didn't help.

[leaden arrow]

when you overshoot the target, you don't go around and make another pass.........you just dive bomb

it's memey and I love it

[jagged tendon]

One time trip

[leaden arrow]

you watch Iron Armenian ?

[jagged tendon]

Sometimes

[leaden arrow]

he dive bombs in anything lol

Pe-8 dive bomb, stonks

[jagged tendon]

Respect for the madlad

[leaden arrow]

I love it when he got screwed so hard, but refuses to give up and die

Plane's on fire, wings got shot off
"it's ok, we can manage this"

and he did

[jagged tendon]

Well he did land a plane without a wing and then shot down an enemy

Imagine camping with a plane

[leaden arrow]

hahaha

[dapper plank]

damn i need to fix my streams for osu

[leaden arrow]

he also managed to hit a sand bunker when taking off in the Ho 229

[dapper plank]

i cant tap fast

[leaden arrow]

sums up wt well

the bane that is landing and takeoff

[jagged tendon]

Use a bomber that doesnt need to takeoff

Solves half the problem

[leaden arrow]

but if you manage to survive the 1st bombing run, you need to rtb and land

[jagged tendon]

Thats why its only half

[leaden arrow]

it's pretty iffy

hahahaha

landing a B-25 is already pretty iffy, don't want to think about the bigger ones

[jagged tendon]

On my first attempt to takeoff, somehow manage to hit something and the plane turned upside down

[leaden arrow]

sure if it's fully functional, but most of the time, you're landing in a shot up bomber that has half it's control instruments gone

[dapper plank]

5 star beatmap with DT oof

[frail bone]

well

i once landed a plane

without a tail

[leaden arrow]

F

no tail huh

that is hard

[frail bone]

yeah

i controlled the altitude with the flaps

and landed it

[leaden arrow]

sometimes I land with my entire tail surface control gone, including the elevator

so I can only control the speed

with flaps and throttle

if flaps got shot off as well, then gg with the throttle

[frail bone]

if your elevator and flaps are gone u just cant control the aircraft anymore

[leaden arrow]

you can, to a certain degree. But damn, it's hardcore mode

idk how I manage that from time to time

strat bomber is heavy as well, so it gains energy pretty fast

[verbal talon]

kaneko you mad man

[leaden arrow]

This is quite the ride right here chief

this is nothing, compared to someone who managed to land a strat bomber on a carrier

[frail bone]

kekw

nothing abnormal

i did this several times

[leaden arrow]

it's exciting

sometimes they left you to die, but you managed to survive somehow

[ripe aspen]

"Hmmm I wonder why that music is playing"

[verbal talon]

you should stab that flower and find out

[ripe aspen]

ok i just realized my party looks cursed but thats what i use to go kill the Cryo Reigsvine

Fischl usually dies ;(

[arctic hawk]

TLOU2 won best narrative, apparently.

[frail bone]

[fossil cape]

the kek of us

[arctic hawk]

Hades beat DOOT in Best Action

[frail bone]

[frail knoll]

Ded

[fossil cape]

Seems these are truly the kek awards

[arctic hawk]

I'm only watching because I like the dudes reacting to the awards.

[frail bone]

The Last of pregnant woman in the frontlines game of the year maybe?

[arctic hawk]

Boring stuff so far.

[jagged tendon]

The only thing I want to see from that shitshow is the ARK announcement

Wait TLOU2 actually won smth? Man I sure do love the west

[arctic hawk]

Vin Diesel in Ark.

Ark the animated series.

What.

[leaden arrow]

my ass is best narrative lol

[fossil cape]

Wheeled T-Rex

[jagged tendon]

Well ARK 2 and the animated series can go suck a dick

[arctic hawk]

I never cared about Ark to begin with,.

[fossil cape]

Facekek gaming

[arctic hawk]

Among us

Best multiplayer

[fossil cape]

A 2018 game

[arctic hawk]

Never took gaming rewards seriously before.

Don't think I'm gonna start now.

Evil Dead The Game.

[fossil cape]

The Kek & Remake Awards

Audio to the kek of us

[arctic hawk]

tfw Genshin Impact was nominated for best RPG

FF7 remake won it.

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

HEY

That tea still has 10 perent horni

you're not allowed to drink it until the horni has been completely diluted

hand it over

[jagged tendon]

I dont want a new game with orcs and crap with famous actors
We all know how the western entertainment or the lack of it is nowadays, dont have much faith in the cartoon either

You can see why I would rather keep the good old game (I would even pay for a remastered version in a new engine instead of that shit)

I really need a few hours to dissolve all of this salt

[hot moat]

What's up with Ark?

[jagged tendon]

Ark 2 electric boogalo and animated series apparently

[hot moat]

I haven't played Ark in months

[fossil cape]

My party called it a day during Extinction

[arctic hawk]

Ark animation cast

[hot moat]

I have no idea who those are

[arctic hawk]

Gerald butler

David Tennant

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

Boi.

[jagged tendon]

Who

[hot moat]

I don't watch movies

[arctic hawk]

angry Nero noises

[jagged tendon]

Ive went to cinema 3 times, cant even remember 2 of them cause I was about 7
And now im certainly not watching anything they make

My actor knowledge is as good as nothing

[leaden arrow]

wat, why

[dapper plank]

[jagged tendon]

[hot moat]

[fossil cape]

My last visits to the cinema were not even for western films (No Game No Life: Zero, DBS Broly, Konosuba)

[dapper plank]

that top right tho

[leaden arrow]

the top right is just a music

[jagged tendon]

They dont air actual entertainment here so cant see those in a cinema

Wish and dont wish that they would air tho

[leaden arrow]

Chisato is such a cutie

@dapper plank

[hot moat]

Man tanked that meteor like it was nothing

[jagged tendon]

[hot moat]

Watching Godzilla clapping monsters one by one is fun

[arctic hawk]

Halo in Fortnite

[hot moat]

w h a t

[arctic hawk]

Watchin' some lads react to the gaming awards.

[leaden arrow]

Hey guys

[hot moat]

[ripe aspen]

[leaden arrow]

Hello there~

[fossil cape]

Once again TKOU

[arctic hawk]

TLoU 2 won another fucking award.

Am angy

[versed terrace]

ah

the gaming awards

[leaden arrow]

I'm eating shawarma first thing in the morning

[arctic hawk]

Ye.

[fossil cape]

new GTAO heist

more KEKulus stuff

[ripe aspen]

what did i miss while i was gone

[arctic hawk]

The Gaming Awards being shit, as always.

[versed terrace]

[verbal talon]

did dumb games get it?

[arctic hawk]

Among Us won best multiplayer and best mobile game.

I kek.

[fossil cape]

People will hype on Mass Effect, after the kek Andromeda got

[arctic hawk]

Ok, here we go. GoTY.

[fossil cape]

Kek of the year, be prepared

[arctic hawk]

I didn't know I wanted a DOOT orchestral soundtrack.

But I do.

Welp. Fuck the game awards.

[fossil cape]

Officially The Kek Awards

[arctic hawk]

DOOT should've won, fahk yu >:c

[fossil cape]

Even Animal Crossing could, making it at least hilarious

[verbal talon]

what got GotY

[arctic hawk]

I'm not even angry TLoU 2 won, I'm just disappointed.

[fossil cape]

The kek of us

[verbal talon]

You ever get so enraged that you're no longer angry, you're just massively disappointed?

[arctic hawk]

Every day.

[verbal talon]

welp

fuck teh game awards

[arctic hawk]

Twitter's gonna be on fire for the next few hours.

Time for bed.

[verbal talon]

you still go on twitter

?

[arctic hawk]

I follow some artists on there.

[jagged tendon]

Hmm yes sjw party

Lovely

[leaden arrow]

Game awards:

The last of Us 2

The last of Us 2

The last of Us 2

[arctic hawk]

Paid.
Paid.
Paid.
Paid.
Fuck the game awards.

[jagged tendon]

Oh even takes the thing seriously besides them? Seriously they award the shittiest things every year

Its like fifa, copy paste from one year to the next

[fossil cape]

One good thing of the corona:
My Facebook/Twitter activity has plummeted way below the Marianas

So i can stay away from the shitfest for some time

[arctic hawk]

I can't remember the last time I scrolled down a timeline on Facebook. I just use it as a messenger.

[jagged tendon]

I just yeeted my fb account

[fossil cape]

I still occasionally enter but i uninstalled their apps long ago

FB/instakek i use them through 3rd party clients

At some point i'll eventually yeet them for good

[jagged tendon]

I used instakek one time and forgot about it

Only thing I really use is discord, twitter for art and whatsapp

[ripe aspen]

Lady Luck is going off today but I dont have the time to do 3-4

[arctic hawk]

No fox mines for you.

[ripe aspen]

I'll probably refrain from starting the Fox Mines Grind until I full clear chapter 4 or smth

[verbal talon]

Breh

[arctic hawk]

Focus your daily HM runs on it.

[verbal talon]

Lexington: Home of the Salt

we're all just like "How the fuck"

[arctic hawk]

?

Regarding GOTY?

[verbal talon]

ye

[arctic hawk]

We're not the only ones, don't worry.

Give the flames time to fan out a bit.

Me, I'm just curious if those Unreal Tournament weapon skins for Warframe are Epic Store exclusives, or available for everyone.

Hence why I'm doing this at 5 am instead of after I get some sleep.

[ripe aspen]

i just got hiryuu from 3-1 boss drop i think lady luck is telling me to fuck sleep and do the fox mines

[arctic hawk]

[dapper plank]

playing hypickle hide n seek

[leaden arrow]

senpoi, do you want rabbit pics ?

cute pics

[cobalt wyvern]

do fox mines @ripe aspen

[arctic hawk]

iLaughed IRL.

[cobalt wyvern]

best strategy game was apparently won by like

Microsoft Flight Sim???

[arctic hawk]

Lolque

[fossil cape]

That pic has been stolen for the 99999999th time

Yup, they crammed strategy and sim together

[hot moat]

I don't even know what the last of us 2 is

[arctic hawk]

iDon't care, it's topical

[cobalt wyvern]

WHYYYYYYYYYY

[arctic hawk]

An overhyped mediocre game.

[arctic hawk]

"Game" "awards"

[fossil cape]

It was decent until a certain part involving a golf club

[cobalt wyvern]

hey all I cared about is that Square Enix somehow gave Nintendo the greenlight to add SEPHIROTH

[hot moat]

Got it

[cobalt wyvern]

to Smash

literally the only part of the game awards I gave a shit about

I played CK2 while the rest of it was playing

[arctic hawk]

As someone who doesn't care about Smash, the entire thing was a shit show to me.

Anyway, time to see if those UT weapon skins are universal.

[cobalt wyvern]

hey I paid for the Smash Bros DLC pass to get all the characters @arctic hawk

it's important for me to know who I paid for

[ripe aspen]

ok i just finished fox mines i didnt really get anything good tho so ill go again when i get the chance

but not today

bc i need sleep

[leaden arrow]

eehh.......

[jagged tendon]

How is MFS even a strategy game

[leaden arrow]

@ripe aspen Have a nice rest

Don't let Akagi get you

[arctic hawk]

Strategically charting a course and maintaining yourself adrift?

[arctic hawk]

Understandable.

[jagged tendon]

I wouldnt call that a strategy game

More like a driving one if anything

[arctic hawk]

You understand I'm being sarcastic, right.

[leaden arrow]

MFS
Strategy
what kind tho ?

Strategically planning out your flights so that you won't end up in a bad situation ?

[arctic hawk]

#lexington-general message

[leaden arrow]

what ?

I see that already

[jagged tendon]

Its 4am, i dont understand anything

[arctic hawk]

He copied my stupid joke.

[leaden arrow]

you know that I am talking "IF"

and it is a strategy, to some degree

anything is strategic, to some degree

[jagged tendon]

Oh yeah the ark trailer showed that Santiago is brazilian
So whats worse, being in Brazil or getting sent in a gigantic piece of metal into space?

[leaden arrow]

I don't even want to use any brainpower, just slacc and use aux power

[leaden arrow]

Brazil, but in space

[jagged tendon]

[leaden arrow]

that's a great combo

[dapper plank]

[jagged tendon]

"You're going to Brazil IN SPACE"

[dapper plank]

i ate 5 hi chew grape flavor

my tummy does not like that]=

[leaden arrow]

oh yeah, it will be quite the Brazil alright

[jagged tendon]

Wait

"You're going to brazil in space with some dinosaurs"

Just to make it worse

[verbal talon]

who is being sent to brazil

[leaden arrow]

Your being sent to Brazil with trump

[verbal talon]

I'm not going to Brazil

You are

[leaden arrow]

I'm already in Brazil

Brazil 2.0

The Philippines

Now off to Brazil you go @verbal talon

[verbal talon]

non

send senpoi instead

[cobalt wyvern]

@verbal talon @leaden arrow

[leaden arrow]

I'm still in the same spot

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

@dapper plank plei

WT

later ?

[leaden arrow]

I am bored

wait nvm, I have something else to do, forgot about that

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/swd3e22/status/1337240057237794817?s=20

超凶の狄璐卡 (@swd3e22)

DNA里乱刻东西.#アズールレーン

Retweets

957

Likes

4196

Twitter · Dec 11, 2020, 3:37 AM

[cobalt wyvern]

@leaden arrow since you asked earlier iirc, it's Sephiroth

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/suwapurin/status/1337049812382994439?s=20

ソラスワ🍮🔧 (@suwapurin)

じ。。。

Likes

242

Twitter · Dec 10, 2020, 3:01 PM

[leaden arrow]

I see

[cobalt wyvern]

the new smash fighter

[hazy kayak]

I can't believe they added sexy ross

[dapper plank]

Sure why not

[leaden arrow]

I can't, just remembered, sorry

I forgot what day this is

Friday

December 11

[jagged tendon]

Where is the oil tho

[leaden arrow]

We must invade Iraq for oil @jagged tendon

Maybe even Iran

[jagged tendon]

I aint murican

Also I already have it capped where would I store it

Problem is that it stops me from getting the reward cause of oil but the damn reward doesnt give oil

[leaden arrow]

Oof

[narrow compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535537028373151754/699944246643261460/699262634415095849.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535537028373151754/699944246643261460/699262634415095849.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535537028373151754/699944246643261460/699262634415095849.png

[hot moat]

[dapper plank]

wut

[verbal talon]

Hey! No tea! Get him!

tea will be horni-free tomorroqw

[half panther]

so I was looking on amazon of atago build kits (the 1942 ship) and my mom literally

was snooping in images..

You can guess what she said.

[dapper plank]

my tea is still horni?

[verbal talon]

yes

its almost purified tho

[dapper plank]

then ill drink hot coco

[hot moat]

What did she say

[versed terrace]

[verbal talon]

Hot Cocoa is acceptable

[dapper plank]

Tiger go PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[verbal talon]

w-what?

[dapper plank]

Tiger H1 go PURRRRRRRRRR

[verbal talon]

okay lil one

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

Gets inside IS-2
Erika, that's cute

[verbal talon]

Gets inside T-29
Purdy little thing you got there, Fritz

[leaden arrow]

Hanz, bring be ze Sturmtiger

[verbal talon]

wait Kaneko I thought you were soviet!

[leaden arrow]

das ist all a ruse ja!

hahahahaaha

[verbal talon]

Dammit! Gonna be taking two on at a time!

Alright then! Come at me! Face American heavy steel!

[leaden arrow]

You cannot defeat ze krupp stahl, achtung, Schnell!

[verbal talon]

hang on

gimme a sec

...

[leaden arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-world-war-tank-fire-gif-16949276

[verbal talon]

yeah sorry i just couldnt hear you over the sound of American strategic bombing

https://tenor.com/view/bomber-german-germany-brasil-ww1-gif-18228460

[leaden arrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/764370331011383326/1517972918_giphy.gif

hahaha, Maya is enough to stop zem

[dapper plank]

very realistic

[verbal talon]

id like to see them take down 700 bombers

[jagged tendon]

Nimi will do it

Btw can you even kill u110 in sp2?

[leaden arrow]

is that really it ? a single barreled 20mm flak kanone ?

[jagged tendon]

[kind heart]

No

[jagged tendon]

Shork lives

[kind heart]

[leaden arrow]

https://youtu.be/ITY-fJJnPNQ

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

it's a great vid, such valuable information

now your bike will be safe

[hot moat]

Thanks, I needed this

Not this time bike thiefs

[versed terrace]

gn folks

its only 1:40 am

this is the first time i'm sleeping before 5 in a very long time

gotta take advantage of taht

[kind heart]

78 cores

[brisk plaza]

Does anyone feel royal navy and uss have the more melon units ?

[leaden arrow]

Hot Maid Ships do have the jiggle

[kind heart]

Royals? Yes. USS? No

[leaden arrow]

btw I consider Neptune and Cheshire as maids despite being cosplayers

[kind heart]

Neptune is a waitress

[leaden arrow]

that cosplays as a maid

iirc she's a waitress for a Maid Cafe

and Cheshire too I think

[fossil cape]

Huge Melon Ship

[woven marsh]

Hot Maid Ship

[kind heart]

Cheshire is a maid, fake cat maid.
I always thought Neptune dressed like a waitress.

[woven marsh]

Neptune is a waitress in a maid cafe

[leaden arrow]

is it me or did moving submarines become a bit more expensive

[kind heart]

Ah I see

#trophy-room message

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/shinano-azur-lane-sesse-seseren-gif-18696036

[leaden arrow]

ah Maxy is alive..........

https://tenor.com/view/massaging-pat-patting-back-cute-cat-gif-15824856

[woven marsh]

Barely

[leaden arrow]

I am feeling nauseus and dizzy, gib me your lifeforce

[woven marsh]

I’m literally ill

[leaden arrow]

scheisse, we're both ill huh

looks at Cappu

I have a plan

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

[leaden arrow]

Cappu, I have free candies

come here~

[narrow compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535537028373151754/699944246643261460/699262634415095849.png

who's that girl @hasty kiln ??

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535537028373151754/699944246643261460/699262634415095849.png

[hasty kiln]

your ex-gf

[narrow compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535537028373151754/699944246643261460/699262634415095849.png

[woven marsh]

[narrow compass]

bold of you to say that's my ex ...

[woven marsh]

Perfectly Balanced

[leaden arrow]

It's always curry and coke at my dorm

nothing else

[woven marsh]

It’s cola and whatever I get from medal shop

[leaden arrow]

damn, didn't know #off-topic topic is becoming #al-general

[balmy raft]

[leaden arrow]

I sometimes think it would've been better if Nagato was given to my country as a war trophy

I bet she'll be docked in Manila Bay to this day because we live off tourism bucks

[woven marsh]

UK: Has Warspite

Also UK:

IMMA SCRAP IT

[leaden arrow]

actually, thinking about Warspite

I think Nagato would've been scrapped if she was given to my country

The Philippines was very poor in the late 40s to early 50s

[woven marsh]

I take it back. She speaks exactly like Jaburin

[leaden arrow]

F for that, my country at that time was still busy fighting with the Netherland and UK

still, could be worse

All of South East Asia is rising except us lmao

I swear, economic mismanagement will bite us in the ass in a few years

[dapper plank]

wat

[leaden arrow]

The Asian gang

lol

[dapper plank]

me asian

me gud

[leaden arrow]

no, you are Neptunian

any of you watched PriPri?

Ange looks like a mix of Nimi and Sheffield to me

hmm........what's that again ?

Princess Principal

spy anime

oooo, nope

at first I thought Princess looked like QE but then I found out about Aurora who looks even closer to her

[dapper plank]

watashi?

[leaden arrow]

yes

you are Neptunian

[dapper plank]

ehhh

[woven marsh]

Who needs Aurora when you have Avrora

[hasty kiln]

i need both

[leaden arrow]

#al-general drama is

#off-topic is also being idiotic

they're arguing over nothing tbh

I don't want to go there, people talking out of their asses

can't wait for mom's spaghetti

just do something else, like sleeping

yeah, that too

I was playing AL on my iPad

Thank God I'm not a Discord mod on any server anymore

I don't want to be a mod anymore

you get shit on for stopping pointless dramas and simps

there you go, I've been there too