lexington-general

[leaden arrow]

Uh no there are other shipgirls with chain I think

[frail bone]

Akagi

[arctic hawk]

Where's this shitposting energy when it's needed.

[leaden arrow]

Sadly the fire Nation attacked and where still finding people who can shitpost

[arctic hawk]

That's just reaching at this point.

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706623109972623459/706628006554107924/IMG_20200503_182049.jpg

[woven marsh]

Maid or gtfo

[arctic hawk]

So, anyway. Depth charge on Laffey or San Diego?

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706623109972623459/706628007409877074/IMG_20200503_182209.jpg

[leaden arrow]

I prefer Kaga

[woven marsh]

Foxgirls are overrated

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706623109972623459/706628008261451806/IMG_20200503_182316.jpg

[woven marsh]

Snail man this was your cue

[frail bone]

[leaden arrow]

San Diego watashi numba won yay

[kind heart]

Depth charge?
Just use hedgehog

[arctic hawk]

Hedgehog, depth charge, tomato, potato.

Laffey it is, then.

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706623109972623459/706628859490992228/IMG_20200503_184328.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706623109972623459/706629213750427739/IMG_20200501_142536.jpg

well thats the end

btw

this guy has a YT channel entirely made to Akagi

[woven marsh]

SP 2

[neat flicker]

Bunnygirl?

[leaden arrow]

He just wrecked him saying waifu can't be real

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

ASW gear

[frail bone]

[leaden arrow]

Why can't be waifu not be real

[woven marsh]

Seriously that shit can be beaten with ghost gear

[leaden arrow]

Someone start doing science

[arctic hawk]

It can, and it has been.

[leaden arrow]

And make them real

[arctic hawk]

I'm done with SP2.

3-star and everything.

[woven marsh]

I mean

I’ll help this guy in maximising the usage of that word

Akagi

Is trash

[arctic hawk]

Doesn't SP3 feature as well?

[woven marsh]

No

It’s 2 thicc DDs

[frail bone]

me and some boys joined his discord

[arctic hawk]

Huh.

[woven marsh]

And by thicc I mean they have like 3x the normal hp of bosses

[frail bone]

we literally made some sort of raid

[arctic hawk]

Welp, time for Howe to shine, then.

[frail bone]

he banned everyone

[leaden arrow]

@frail bone Can I have a invite link?

Oh nvm

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Lel, get fucked.

What was that server, anyway?

[frail bone]

about waifus

[leaden arrow]

Do you still hold a link though?

[arctic hawk]

[frail bone]

one of the rules was not to talk something bad about akagi

[leaden arrow]

I want to see this server for myself

[frail bone]

he even made a rule for horny channel

[arctic hawk]

So, like. I have an Oxitorp on Saint Louis(don't ask why), and I'm thinking of giving it to Laffey. Yay or nay?

[frail bone]

"rape is ok if the rapist is in love"

[leaden arrow]

Yaynay

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Well, Moebius Strip to you too.

[kind heart]

[leaden arrow]

Woah

[frail bone]

by banning everyone i mean everyone

only staff werent banned

[leaden arrow]

Even the people not part of the raid?

[arctic hawk]

Nice nuke, Verd.

[frail bone]

yeah

[arctic hawk]

So, Oxitorp on Laffey. Yes or no?

[leaden arrow]

Uh

Yes

Let's do some experiments with Oxitorp in Laffey

[frail bone]

those pics i posted are of him in a unnoficial AL community server

which he got banned

[leaden arrow]

Lmao

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

No

[frail bone]

you can find him here on ALO too but i woundt recommend cyberbullying someone

[kind heart]

Laffey squishy, give her toolbox

[arctic hawk]

Don't listen to Viel. Noted.

Ye, I will.

[woven marsh]

My favorite

[kind heart]

Squishy

[woven marsh]

Not squishy

DPSTank

[kind heart]

Laffey sinking heroically in war: 18 luck
Shinano: 32 luck
IJN bias isn't real

[leaden arrow]

[frail bone]

[kind heart]

[cobalt wyvern]

I

can

also

speak

like

this

[leaden arrow]

Hmm

[woven marsh]

Laffey: Goes one on one against a Battlecruiser, murders it’s captain, does massive damage and dies to an explosion
Solid damage DD in AL

Shinano: Gets killed by a random torpedo during moving before launch

[cobalt wyvern]

no you don't get it

[woven marsh]

UR BROKEN ASS CV

[cobalt wyvern]

Shinano is lucky to be built at all

[cobalt wyvern]

holy shit I didn't even complete SP3 yet

and I'm already +4% on Chesh

[woven marsh]

Sunk before even being launched

[leaden arrow]

Oof

10 days after her launch

[woven marsh]

During transport

She did jackshit

But hey

Muh Yamato

[leaden arrow]

Yamato survived how many days?

[woven marsh]

Not even launch

[arctic hawk]

inb4 Yamato loli

[woven marsh]

She never GOT to launch

[jagged tendon]

More than Shinano

[woven marsh]

Bruh pretty much everything lived longer than shinano

[leaden arrow]

Bruh

[woven marsh]

Even my pet fish

[leaden arrow]

Yamato class ships are basically big targets

[woven marsh]

That died after 2 weeks

She still outlived shinano

[jagged tendon]

Formidable during launch: Already making casualities
Shinano during launch: I'll fucking kill myself

[leaden arrow]

sinking noises

[woven marsh]

Maid engineering

[jagged tendon]

She aint a maid tho

[woven marsh]

I know

[leaden arrow]

She a fluff

Big fluff

[woven marsh]

Doesn’t matter to me

Maid faction is maid faction

[jagged tendon]

Lol

[half panther]

[leaden arrow]

Maid fluff Shinano

Sounds really nice

[woven marsh]

Shinano is basically a milf Laffey

[cobalt wyvern]

wait guys

guys

guys

[woven marsh]

A milf and floofy Laffey

[cobalt wyvern]

when you enhance Richy

[jagged tendon]

A good Laffey

[cobalt wyvern]

you sacrifice lolis for her

[jagged tendon]

[cobalt wyvern]

you offer lolis to the catholic cardinal

[leaden arrow]

"A milf Laffey"

[woven marsh]

Laffey > Shinano

[leaden arrow]

Laffey is just Shinano but IJN and has big fluffy tails

[arctic hawk]

Y'know what, I'm gonna say it.

I hate the pose Shinano was drawn.

Twice.

[leaden arrow]

Which post?

Pose*

[arctic hawk]

The one with e

[woven marsh]

I’m gonna say it

She takes up way too much space

[leaden arrow]

Ah I see

[woven marsh]

And unlike FdG it’s useless space

[jagged tendon]

I cant even see her airstrike

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/shinano-azur-lane-sesse-seseren-gif-18696036

This was worth it tho

[leaden arrow]

Mommy FdG

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-friedrich-azur-lane-gif-13962740

[woven marsh]

Next ship

[jagged tendon]

Delete this abomination of a ship

[woven marsh]

I’m keeping this god awful gear on her

So she at least has something to wear

[arctic hawk]

Oh, dang. They did make those two jokers beefy in SP3. What the hecc

[leaden arrow]

Does anyone even use the Northern Parliament ships?

[woven marsh]

Yes

[leaden arrow]

Cause I use them but haven't seen anyone use them as much

[arctic hawk]

I only have Avrora :l

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Got Avrora and muse Tashkek only

[arctic hawk]

Tashkent muse

It's one of the two muses I've missed this time around.

[jagged tendon]

Was a pain to get

[leaden arrow]

You must get to Gulag for not getting Tashkent muse @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

At least you got'er.

[leaden arrow]

Gulag time

[arctic hawk]

Gulag RNG, not me. Lord knows I've tried.

[leaden arrow]

Ah I see

[visual mountain]

Trashkent

[leaden arrow]

My apologies

[kind heart]

Just lost a match in PvP, but hey new Purin

[leaden arrow]

I'm gonna go to bed

[arctic hawk]

I mean, it makes sense story-wise why they buffed Amazon and Bulldog in SP3, but goddamn.

[leaden arrow]

It's 2:25 AM here

[woven marsh]

Get coob

[leaden arrow]

You guys enjoy and goodnight

[woven marsh]

Weak

[arctic hawk]

@kind heart You missed the cube, dude.

[kind heart]

Look at the merit, dude

[jagged tendon]

coob

[arctic hawk]

You missed the cube.

[woven marsh]

Get coob

[arctic hawk]

Cube first, Bulin later.

Priorities, mang.

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

You bring shame to famiry.

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

Go commit sekupoopoo.

[woven marsh]

What do I do with so many MK6 and Helldivers

I ran out of Carriers and Battleships

[kind heart]

Sb2c->sb3c in opsiren

[woven marsh]

Yeah. Looks broken so far

I’m skeptical about the new fighters

[kind heart]

Fuk, it's an odd number

[woven marsh]

Because they have 1000lb bombs

But they are special

So idk the mods

[jagged tendon]

Coobs

[woven marsh]

Cappu just realizing he should have gotten the coob

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

I have 7 coobs total

I’m ready for next event

[jagged tendon]

Im around 50 now

[kind heart]

spam the 10 hrs commissions

Oil is expendable anyway

[woven marsh]

It isn’t

I’m leveling a less annoying Javelin and a Saratoga stalker

[jagged tendon]

Just get oil

[woven marsh]

Why is SP3 so hard

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Sandy

Don’t eat 🧄

[jagged tendon]

Arent the ships lvl 80 tho?

[kind heart]

Power of the Royal navy, that's why

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

Look at my fleet

[jagged tendon]

carry

[frail bone]

if the unfinished Shinano logic was applied to everyone

Z46 and Zeppelin would be broken

[jagged tendon]

Yes

Make them broken

[frail bone]

i love bullying Shinano users in PvP

shes strong

but many people dont use her properly

sure is the way EN is

cant make anything for themselves

only follow guides

[jagged tendon]

Bad ones most of the time

[kind heart]

the Shinanos I face pretty stronk

[frail bone]

well

i face them with my KMS fleet

Zeppelin and Zeppy

most of the time i win

unless its torp cancer

[kind heart]

what kind of fleet are those shinano in? I'm mostly fighting cancer fleets

[jagged tendon]

In mixed fleets and then get one shot by Spoot

[kind heart]

Oh hey, that Bismarck

[frail bone]

Shinano

Enterprise Warspite

and many more setups

[woven marsh]

My point stands

[kind heart]

[frail bone]

ShinaNO 🚮

[cobalt wyvern]

just beat a loli fleet in PvP

[woven marsh]

Shina

[cobalt wyvern]

was pretty fun I think

[visual mountain]

Shina is trash confirmed

[cobalt wyvern]

can you beat up another PvP shinano for your favorite snail? @woven marsh

beat up one today

but I wanna beat up two

[woven marsh]

If I find one

Also I’d beat up a pineapple

So many amazons

Feels like an Amazonian Forest

[jagged tendon]

I love it, its so cute

[woven marsh]

What am I missing here

[kind heart]

look at the pfp

[arctic hawk]

Yep, Enterprise and Intrepid mop the floor with the SP3 boss.

[cobalt wyvern]

can confirm

[woven marsh]

One Laffey is enough

[arctic hawk]

2/60

:v

[woven marsh]

Gets easier after clearing mode

[arctic hawk]

Ye, I know.

[arctic hawk]

8k oil, though.

[woven marsh]

Run a cheap fleet

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah

run a cheap fleet

and you'll be able to clear SP3 5-6 times a day

[arctic hawk]

Centaur, Shinano, Essex, Javelin, Indianapolis and Bulldog. There's your Shinano kill, Snailman.

[cobalt wyvern]

I used the Shinano to kill the Shinano

[arctic hawk]

Meta.

level 100 PR/DR fleet
5k power

Looks like ghost gear.

Hololive fleet
Oathed Fubuki renamed to Kawakaze
Yep, time to nuke this fuck.

[cobalt wyvern]

add Gawr Gura to AL

oh wait

[woven marsh]

During the event, the hololive girls found the ships most similar to them

Fubuki - Kawakaze
Matsuri - Ooshio
Ayame - someone horni, I forgot who

[cobalt wyvern]

who?

idk anyone besides Fubuki

and Gura

[woven marsh]

Like I know much

I only know memes

[arctic hawk]

Ido needs to watch Korone.

[woven marsh]

Snails don't have yubi

[cobalt wyvern]

why

I'm not into this

[woven marsh]

yet

[cobalt wyvern]

yet

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEoxq8CCry8

Cute thumbnail.

[woven marsh]

I don't suppose there's a snail vtuber

[arctic hawk]

Not to my knowledge.

[kind heart]

Let go with something strong. Jean D'Arc

[arctic hawk]

tfw PvP attempts reset while you're PvPing

Guess I'm going for 12 victories instead of 10 today.

[woven marsh]

MLB level 70

Frame was a thing

[kind heart]

make her lvl 120
mine is 100

[woven marsh]

I am not gonna level any ships to 120 other than Arizona and Isuzu rn

I am geting ships to MLB level

for reasons

Common destroyers are a pain

[kind heart]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

Found Kroto's favorite ships

[kind heart]

How's the purple 138.6 mm as for aux for Helena, Brem etc?

[woven marsh]

Pretty much standard

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

It's a low eff slot

You won't be doing London tier damage

[kind heart]

I have like 8 of those things

[woven marsh]

My to-do list

bruh

Steins:gate was painful to watch ngl

[arctic hawk]

I still get this loading screen.

a

And I approve of this Bulin naming convention

[cobalt wyvern]

I get it too @arctic hawk

[woven marsh]

That's wrong tho

it should be

Bulin

Buliiin

bulIIIIIIIIIIn

[arctic hawk]

I'unno, Hammerlin doesn't seem as loud as Purin.

[woven marsh]

Nobody mentioned the order tho

[arctic hawk]

Fine.

tfw Bulin gets a skin and Purin doesn't

[woven marsh]

April 1st isn’t far

[arctic hawk]

oboy

[cobalt wyvern]

I have that skin

I managed to get it

[ripe aspen]

bruh its still hard to believe ppl had to go 400+ pulls for shinano, i literally got her in less than 20

[cobalt wyvern]

don't flaunt us your luck

we (I) didn't have that luxury

💀

[arctic hawk]

Pull #14

[ripe aspen]

me: i want (thing from other game)
Lady Luck: oh? did i hear another request to put your luck in Azur Lane?

[woven marsh]

Me: Gets shinano in 20 cubes

Also me: Doesn’t get Suzutsuki

Or Ryuuhou

Or Honoka

[ripe aspen]

🇫

[dapper plank]

Ohayougozaimasu

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

meesa back

gonna let the anglolis rest a little

[woven marsh]

That “oh” in the second to lasts memory is funny

[arctic hawk]

sobored

[cobalt wyvern]

just reached Captain @woven marsh

call me Capt. Snail now

[dapper plank]

Its confirmed that im getting a debit card for Christmas

[arctic hawk]

With $0 on it.

[dapper plank]

Nah

$875

I saved up

[cobalt wyvern]

I have 160 CAD saved up

[neat flicker]

His favourite ship is missed

[dapper plank]

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Y'all seem to like Z23

[jagged tendon]

Yes we do

Tbh i didnt think Honokers had a squecky voice

[arctic hawk]

Some peeps seem to like that.

[jagged tendon]

Not the worst

Had a teacher that sounded like she swallowed a clarinet, now that was torture to hear

[arctic hawk]

iFound A thing.

[jagged tendon]

Mecha a

[arctic hawk]

Makes me think of Monster Hunter, actually.

[frail bone]

how it is mecha?

[visual mountain]

NIMI

[neat flicker]

I saw again Dishwasher Iowa art and she's so thick, my favourite type of girls. Has black long flowing hair and purple eyes.

[visual mountain]

[frail bone]

kekw

[jagged tendon]

Mecha suit

[frail bone]

makes me sad that devs are NTRing Iowa for so long

[arctic hawk]

That's not a mecha suit, that's just plate mail.

[neat flicker]

[visual mountain]

Everytime someone says kekw another ijn dd gets a skin

[frail bone]

that is thic ngl

[arctic hawk]

GG, actually made me giggle IRL.

[visual mountain]

And the devs trash talk kms

[frail bone]

very AL like art

[jagged tendon]

Ironblood-ish with nurse Perseus

[frail bone]

Ironbloodish?

[visual mountain]

Tes

[jagged tendon]

Yes

[visual mountain]

A lot of blackish color

A huge rig

[woven marsh]

IOWA WHEN

[neat flicker]

For the first time I think it was Hood, but it's not looks like Hood...Is it Warspite?

[woven marsh]

It’s wows

[arctic hawk]

Inaccurate CGI, let's sue Sabaton.

[visual mountain]

Wib

[arctic hawk]

Also, I'm actually listening to that, stop being a psychic.

[jagged tendon]

Its a beast made of steel

[frail bone]

Maryland and Colorado says hello

[woven marsh]

But that’s not Sabaton

[arctic hawk]

It's the Bismarck video.

[woven marsh]

No

[frail bone]

West Virginia too

[visual mountain]

Long island fueees until Iowa is added

[frail bone]

got her

with this

im one step closer

[neat flicker]

[frail bone]

to make GPH bend their knee

[kind heart]

I don't understand the imaginary fight you're having with gph

[frail bone]

have you seen the amount of blocks i have got from there?

if it was imaginary i woundt even talk about them

[jagged tendon]

I know but looks similar

[frail bone]

[visual mountain]

Gib 1 more gold print

[woven marsh]

The guns are different

[jagged tendon]

I said similar not the same

[woven marsh]

But the sequence starts similar

[frail bone]

next

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Her face looks like a banana in the emote

[frail bone]

sacrifices has to be made

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Ok, I was wrong. That wasn't from the Bismarck video

Looked damn similar, though.

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

Imagine being wrong

Ask Snail man for money

[jagged tendon]

F for the coins

[woven marsh]

Wait I’m sorry

captain snail man

[frail bone]

well now im poor again

[arctic hawk]

Freddy needs 60k coins?

[hazy kayak]

congrats
now dev30 + lv120 + oath

[arctic hawk]

Damn.

[frail bone]

sorry im no HMS simp

[jagged tendon]

Welcome back to poor gang

[arctic hawk]

ohey, I'm 92, too.

[hazy kayak]

I don't like how that word sounds

"simp"

[woven marsh]

Rau is a true simp

[hazy kayak]

it sounds bad

[woven marsh]

Okay simp

[hazy kayak]

I wouldn't label myself with bad sounding words

[arctic hawk]

[hazy kayak]

"lover"

[jagged tendon]

Simp

[hazy kayak]

I like the sound of that

[frail bone]

ofc there a few exceptions like

[arctic hawk]

[hazy kayak]

it's even on my twitter bio

[woven marsh]

Well yeah your name was “the Cheshire lover” at some point

[arctic hawk]

[frail bone]

[hazy kayak]

I'm not too disclosed of who I am

[woven marsh]

Also, imagine using Twitter

[arctic hawk]

[hazy kayak]

where am I going to look at azur lane art

[jagged tendon]

It has good artists

[hazy kayak]

pixiv?

it's a hassle to bookmark

[woven marsh]

Danbooru

[arctic hawk]

Pixiv is 80% porn.

[hazy kayak]

I don't use boorus

[jagged tendon]

Thats a problem?

[woven marsh]

The internet is 80% porn

[hazy kayak]

I like it straight from the source

[arctic hawk]

The internet is 95% porn, actually.

[woven marsh]

The internet, oh the internet

[jagged tendon]

And 4.99% morons

[woven marsh]

Cos the internet is for porn

[arctic hawk]

Grab your dick and double click.

[hazy kayak]

<- self labelled bremerton art appreciator

[arctic hawk]

"art"

[hazy kayak]

it's art, dude

[woven marsh]

Three successful gem commissions in a row

[hazy kayak]

epic

[frail bone]

one step closer TO VICTORY

[woven marsh]

You can’t buy my forgiveness yostar

[arctic hawk]

Mans just wants his pink-haired porn.

[woven marsh]

I spent 1200 on this shit

[hazy kayak]

cheshire's hair isn't pink

funny enough

[frail bone]

now

i need Bataan

[hazy kayak]

both bremerton and perseus rock pink and twintails

[woven marsh]

Turns out Pink haired girls are cursed

[hazy kayak]

it's a weird coincidence

[woven marsh]

I didn’t get 3

[frail bone]

and Ryuuhou

[hazy kayak]

Nurse perseus also became the gate to become a pay2enjoy

[frail bone]

most pink haired girls are E girls thats why

[hazy kayak]

perseus is just antisocial

I can relate!

[arctic hawk]

I, too, like Bremerton. The non-porn art.

[hazy kayak]

I like most Bremerton art

I'll put default > tennis

[arctic hawk]

Good.

[hazy kayak]

and dare I say casual > tennis

[woven marsh]

All the sports skins were meh

Except Z46

That damn smile killed me

[hazy kayak]

I mean they're sexy but idk

[arctic hawk]

iLike Intrepid's sport outfit.

[hazy kayak]

Reno's sports skin is cool

although too erotic

[arctic hawk]

Mostly because her chibi whacks an incoming ball.

[hazy kayak]

Intrepid's is cool

[woven marsh]

69 gems total now

Thanks Yostar

Very epic

[arctic hawk]

He said it.

he said the funny haha sex number

[hazy kayak]

yostar?

[woven marsh]

You’re now obligated by law to say “nice”

[hazy kayak]

nice

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/noice-nice-click-gif-8843762

[hazy kayak]

I wish I had dev30 mainz

so she had TWO barrages

so meanwhile she stays in front during dev29

[woven marsh]

Nice. We are all big Chungus Keanu wholesome 100 now

[visual mountain]

What can we say we like pink sloots

[arctic hawk]

I wish I had max FS Roon.

[woven marsh]

I wish I had A Honoka

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

most pink haired girls are E girls thats why

[woven marsh]

Ironically, my actual waifu is blue haired

[arctic hawk]

steals Dizzy from Kroto

[hazy kayak]

Dizzy?

[woven marsh]

[hazy kayak]

from guilty gear?

[arctic hawk]

The one and only.

[hazy kayak]

She's alright

[woven marsh]

I’ll never not share this artstyle

[hazy kayak]

I'm tired of the "8 years old" memes

[jagged tendon]

Whos that

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

She actually is 8 years old, though.

[hazy kayak]

I wanna play Dizzy

but she's so hard

[arctic hawk]

[hazy kayak]

it's a lot of separate button holding and releasing

[arctic hawk]

Just spam back-forward HS

[hazy kayak]

and she's frail and easy to stun

are we talking accent core or revelator though

[arctic hawk]

Rev 2

[woven marsh]

8 years has a different meaning in Russia

[hazy kayak]

ah

she's easier there

but still kinda annoying

[woven marsh]

It’s your jail time for liking lolis

[hazy kayak]

oops you ate 2 combos, you're stunned now

[arctic hawk]

Rev 2 streamlines so many controls, it even makes May viable.

[jagged tendon]

Wait Russia fucks you for liking lolis?

[frail bone]

my waifu is Myoukou

but never had a chance to use her

[arctic hawk]

Also, the only GGs I played are XX: Midnight Carnival, Issuka, Rev and Rev 2.

[hazy kayak]

I've played AC+R, Rev2 and Dust Strikers

[arctic hawk]

Mained Sol.

Still do.

[hazy kayak]

Sol...

I wanna like another character other than sol

but nothing clicks

[arctic hawk]

The Ungaest Bunga of them all.

[woven marsh]

Yes.

[arctic hawk]

But damn, if he ain't fun to play as.

[jagged tendon]

[hazy kayak]

AC+R Sol is honest

I mean he has good stuff

but it's kinda hard

and the rest of the cast is stupid so the stupidity of sol looks honest in contrast

[arctic hawk]

Down-back HS = Grand Viper, the single most bullshit continuous hitting skill in-game.

[jagged tendon]

Russia kinda dumb (unless you talking about real life)

[woven marsh]

[hazy kayak]

Accent Core ground viper is fucking awesome

[arctic hawk]

Accent Core GV ends prematurely, it took me a while to get used to it.

[woven marsh]

What’s a ground viper I only know ground pounder

https://tenor.com/view/amelia-watson-ground-pound-hololive-en-gif-19409224

[hazy kayak]

gimme a sec

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/amelia-watson-watson-amelia-gif-19266109

[jagged tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/amelia-watson-vtuber-twink-amelia-watson-gif-18582255

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Bless Amelia Watson.

[woven marsh]

Why did I hear a Hic

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

Amelia Baldson

[hazy kayak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAIIx4DQ3d4&ab_channel=ShoRosé

watch at high volume kroto

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Rau missed the joke

[hazy kayak]

it HAS to be high volume

I didn't care about your joke

[arctic hawk]

Imagine doing a Grand Viper and not immediately following up with a Volcanic Viper.

[hazy kayak]

I answered your question

[arctic hawk]

Do you even Sol, mate.

[woven marsh]

i know what that is

China why

China what’s wrong with you

[arctic hawk]

From tits to TATAs

[frail bone]

Portland T0.5

https://slaimuda.github.io/ectl/#/home

its pretty much the same here

only diff is that balti is T0

[woven marsh]

I’m too tired

I should try going to sleep

But like

[jagged tendon]

It would be easier to ask what isnt wrong

[woven marsh]

It’s 7 hours too early to go to bed

Only 23:30

Doesn’t help that I’m also ill

[arctic hawk]

10:30
bored
Can't play Borderlands TPS because it reminds me B3 has better overall gameplay
Can't play B3 because the living room is freezing
watched everything on JewTube
8k oil, can't farm shit

[woven marsh]

Ah yes

The perpetual cycle of wanting to do stuff but also not

[arctic hawk]

Can't play Warframe either because I'm mid-burnout.

[frail bone]

well

i already said

and will say again

tierlists are garbage

[woven marsh]

unless I make them

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

@cobalt wyvern captain snail man I beat up 3 Shinas

[frail bone]

your tier list is quite decent actually

explaining how ships work in different situations

is the best way to go

[woven marsh]

Too bad it’s neither mine nor real

[frail bone]

u gave up?

[woven marsh]

No it just takes time

The guy is playing cyberpunk

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

reality slap

[woven marsh]

My London can take on 3 nodes in 13-4 as a tank

My London > Your London

[frail bone]

oh nuu ship is tier 1.5 it means its bad

[woven marsh]

Hear me out, right?

[cobalt wyvern]

@woven marsh I'm proud of you

o7

[woven marsh]

Half tiers are trash

Never make half tiers

It’s already hard to distinguish between full tiers

Half tiers just make it worse

[frail bone]

not even AL makes it

[hazy kayak]

if we're talking height to chest proportions, portland is pretty good competition

[woven marsh]

Pretty stupid

Portland has massive honkers, that’s why she’s so tanky

[frail bone]

Portland is pretty good as a tank

but tier lists doenst cleary explain any of that

[woven marsh]

Torpedo protection

[hazy kayak]

so why was howe t0 again?

[visual mountain]

Eugen is 1.5 because damage is more important

[hazy kayak]

I just thought any gold HMS bb that wasn't Wales is good

[visual mountain]

Roon is better eugen

[hazy kayak]

I asked about howe...

[frail bone]

let me see

[woven marsh]

Because Warspite 2.0

[woven marsh]

Well. That’s what they want you to believe

[frail bone]

Howe is a buff ship that has a non RNG timed barrage

basically

[hazy kayak]

It is not worth it to keep her barrage skill below level 10 for timing purposes.

[visual mountain]

Rng is a pain

Mainly with nagato

[hazy kayak]

How much of a meme is timing

[visual mountain]

Unholy proc chance

For a broken barrage

[frail bone]

she also increases BBs Accuracy and RLD by 20%

which is pretty great

[woven marsh]

Her barrage is like a 4th salvo

[arctic hawk]

ohey, someone's streamin'

[woven marsh]

She’s a boss ship

[hazy kayak]

now imagine if the other Big Seven didn't suck

Please make rodney good...

[woven marsh]

She’s pretty meh on nodes

[frail bone]

Maryland

[woven marsh]

She just hits hard against a single target

Somehow that makes her Warspite 2.0

Idk how

[frail bone]

but the real question is

is Howe really that good to be T0?

[woven marsh]

General

Tiers

Don’t

[hazy kayak]

the buff is nice

[woven marsh]

Mean

Shit

Perseus is T0

[hazy kayak]

DRake. The strongest CA in the game.

cool I guess

[woven marsh]

But bring her to a boss fleet and she’s fucking T6

[visual mountain]

Bruh

[woven marsh]

Because you’re bringing a healer to a boss fleet

[hazy kayak]

yeah but playing perseus on manual with ryuseis on boss fleet

[frail bone]

whos that

[hazy kayak]

that'd be funny

[visual mountain]

Roon

Roon muse also

[woven marsh]

Tiers should be situational

[frail bone]

rainbow torp

[visual mountain]

[frail bone]

[visual mountain]

Ikr

Roon should have firecon as offensive gear

[woven marsh]

Dildo on roon

[ripe aspen]

Update:

[brisk plaza]

Games I play

[visual mountain]

Boi

Spee

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

What the fuck

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

Brain dead

[frail bone]

oh hey

[ripe aspen]

[frail bone]

their torp efficiency are good

[woven marsh]

You build most CAs into survivability anyway

[frail bone]

lets just add some oxy torps here

[woven marsh]

Like, 90 percent

[visual mountain]

Ca aren't that great for torps

[brisk plaza]

Why is 4:20 hours such a stress as enterprise is the sr and mainly elite rare and comon

[visual mountain]

Unless you ibuki

[woven marsh]

The other 10 percent is Ibuki

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

And she’s basically a destroyer

[visual mountain]

Ijn dd with decent tank

[woven marsh]

Can someone check Ibuki gear on that list pls

[woven marsh]

You’re worrying too much

[visual mountain]

https://slaimuda.github.io/ectl/#/home

[ripe aspen]

11 minutes timer do be gone tho

[woven marsh]

ITS THE FUCKING SAME

[visual mountain]

Ikr

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

[visual mountain]

Even eugen

[woven marsh]

At least they aren’t stacking evasion

Wait shit they do

[visual mountain]

This person on drugs

[woven marsh]

Fuck

[brisk plaza]

Well I am a worrywart at times and think alot cause strategy and advantages for certain quest

[woven marsh]

AL is casual most of the time

yet

[hazy kayak]

Imagine sweating for AL

[woven marsh]

Unless you somehow make it harder for yourself

By putting dildos on CAs

[visual mountain]

Hipp muse

Torp

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmVaLyyU8gk

[hazy kayak]

I put rainbow torp on algérie because she has the highest raw reload

also because I never use them

I have on laffey and one on a sub

[visual mountain]

Norfolk, Exeter

[woven marsh]

Just out them all on subs

[visual mountain]

No oxytorp

[woven marsh]

That’s the highest priority imo

[frail bone]

maybe

just maybe u can put a oxy torp on Maya

[woven marsh]

Dildos are expensive

[frail bone]

but IB CAs are too much

[woven marsh]

Putting them on CAs

[brisk plaza]

Also i worry too much because i play a lot of games and need to plan out stuff

[woven marsh]

I feel ya

[visual mountain]

Finally gear that makes sense

Nagara with oxytorps

[woven marsh]

It’s like a broken clock

That shows the correct time twice

[brisk plaza]

The longest is 6 hours summon right

[woven marsh]

5:50 isn’t it?

[brisk plaza]

6:23 is longest

[woven marsh]

Who is that even

Must be event

[brisk plaza]

@woven marsh

[woven marsh]

Thought so

Highest non event is

[arctic hawk]

Imagine waiting out a build timer

[woven marsh]

And now

It’s impossible to run out of quick finishers

Yet some people do

I have like 500 I think

[arctic hawk]

I've been at 400+ for weeks.

[woven marsh]

It never gets above or below that number

[visual mountain]

[brisk plaza]

Both 6 hours units are meta of iron blood looks like

[visual mountain]

Torp cancer

[woven marsh]

Anyway, that tierlist is now responsible for a third war crime

The actual tiers

[arctic hawk]

meta of IB

[woven marsh]

AA

and now dildos

[arctic hawk]

*

[visual mountain]

Ijn bias is too strong

[woven marsh]

Torpmeme. Just restart till you win

[visual mountain]

Ban ijn

[arctic hawk]

Are Tirpitz and Bismarck actually considered meta?

[woven marsh]

There is no such thing as a meta

Outside of PvP

If you can call that meta

[visual mountain]

Meta is another name for no fun

[woven marsh]

Bismarck is just a core of IB fleets

[visual mountain]

Nah

Fdg is

[arctic hawk]

I personally couldn't care less about PvP. For me, it's a means to an end. And that end is PURIN

[woven marsh]

Bismarck buffs KMS

She’s a core

FdG doesn’t care what fleet she’s in

[arctic hawk]

So, Bismarck outside of anything other than a full IB fleet is meh?

[woven marsh]

Tbh most ships I have used were in 1:1 setting

[cobalt wyvern]

happy Honokah @woven marsh

new holiday

[woven marsh]

She’s not a bad ship as a stand-alone unit, but she’d be awfully out of place

[arctic hawk]

10th of december?

[woven marsh]

Just like all faction buffers

[brisk plaza]

I sense rubbing of salt hehe

[woven marsh]

Especially QE

retro

[arctic hawk]

As someone who's never used Queen Lizzie, how is she?

[woven marsh]

She’s a core of HMS

But she’s nearly a deadweight compared to who she buffs

Dido only partially solves that problem

[arctic hawk]

Spoot buffs?

[woven marsh]

It it’s a crutch

Monarch/Warspite/QE

Pretty viable in PvP

Howe might even work instead of Monarch there

[dapper plank]

[arctic hawk]

She ought to, since I don't have Monarch

[woven marsh]

HMS is still viable

In PvP

[arctic hawk]

I am well aware.

Ok, why are you assuming I'm referring to PvP?

[woven marsh]

Also the vanguard often outlives the main which is hilarious

[ripe aspen]

YO WHAT

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

GG

[woven marsh]

Just saying tho

QE spot is competitive

[ripe aspen]

I think i have the whole battlecruiser crew in my dock now

[woven marsh]

Now unlock the thing

[ripe aspen]

not sure if i got rid of repulse, i probably did

[brisk plaza]

Uss is one of the easiest units to start off for pr for me

[woven marsh]

It’s always either Sanrui, Monarch or Neptune

Cos you get a lot of good units early on

[brisk plaza]

I am on st luise one since that got ready for development

[arctic hawk]

Saint Louis*
St. Louis is a different gal.

[woven marsh]

SanRui is easier to write

And distinguish

[arctic hawk]

1 attempt at Isuzu a day.
Starting now.

[woven marsh]

Took me months

[visual mountain]

Still dont have niizuki

Took me so long to get isuzu

[arctic hawk]

Can she drop from any of the mobs, or boss-only?

[visual mountain]

Isuzu drops anywhere in that stage

[arctic hawk]

Ok. Thank

[visual mountain]

Niizuki is like Nicholas

Only boss

[woven marsh]

Got her from hard without realizing she drops

[cobalt wyvern]

@woven marsh "110? where's the enigma codebook?"

[woven marsh]

Oh

[cobalt wyvern]

"I put it in a backpack and threw it away"

[woven marsh]

It’s just the best oh

[cobalt wyvern]

"you were supposed to retrieve it afterwards"

"well I did"

"then go retrieve it"

[woven marsh]

oh

[cobalt wyvern]

"oh"

"OH"

[woven marsh]

Shaaak’s two remaining brain cells fight for control

Same brain as gura

Very big

[arctic hawk]

Shork brain

Yep, no Isuzu. Big surprise.

[cobalt wyvern]

everyone trying to get Isuzu

just to retrofit her

[arctic hawk]

I want to get'er so she doesn't get bullied anymore.

She deserves hugs and headpats.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Twin 114mm DP, I can craft one. Should I?

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

You mean the best DD gun?

Holy fuck I just sneezed 27 times in a row

[arctic hawk]

So no one needs it, then. Ok.

[woven marsh]

28

Everybody needs it

It’s universal

If it has a DD slot, use a 114mm

I think the reason I sneezed so much is that I got cursed

By this abomination

Blessed and cursed

[arctic hawk]

One on Z23, one on Laffey.

[ripe aspen]

random honkai images ™

[arctic hawk]

Is Honkai also a gacha RPG?

[woven marsh]

Oh look