lexington-general

[tawdry orbit]

richelieu l2d is just so good

hmm i see

javelin is cute

[woven marsh]

Which is ironic cos I don’t know what sleep is

[tawdry orbit]

she's my starter

thats until i heard her voice

[woven marsh]

Slow ahead is coming

There will be a lot of Jaburin

[tawdry orbit]

im more of an Aya guy

[woven marsh]

[verbal talon]

Ayayaya

[leaden arrow]

Haven't seen u here for a long while spin

[ripe aspen]

swiftsure

[woven marsh]

I bullied them into coming here

[leaden arrow]

Yeah they play during work and while they play other games

[ripe aspen]

tfw the one emoji ur looking for disappears

[tawdry orbit]

Hi Jun

[ripe aspen]

oh my god finally

[leaden arrow]

And after 100k dcl started to chill on the grind

[woven marsh]

I’ll go

[leaden arrow]

Night

[tawdry orbit]

i have the urge to chat today thats all

[woven marsh]

If you don’t see me tomorrow I died cos no a Honokers

[leaden arrow]

[ripe aspen]

[tawdry orbit]

[hot moat]

[tawdry orbit]

best of luck

[leaden arrow]

Gl

[woven marsh]

It’s been an honor

[tawdry orbit]

[hot moat]

[ripe aspen]

bit late, but

[versed terrace]

no

kroto

don't go

[ripe aspen]

i think he's already gone man 😔

[versed terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-sad-why-anime-himouto-gif-5298257

[ripe aspen]

not an event ship but okay

[visual mountain]

I got another marie dupe

[versed terrace]

miedo

[frail bone]

im worried

with Kroto rn

[ripe aspen]

same

[hot moat]

Sometimes i can still hear his voice echoing

[versed terrace]

[ripe aspen]

i have a feeling that we're gonna have to hold some sort of memorial for kroto tomorrow

[versed terrace]

[hot moat]

[dapper plank]

eeee

top 497k

do i keep going?

[ripe aspen]

if you want to

[dapper plank]

i need 30 sec songs

[verbal talon]

hi senpoo!

[dapper plank]

ello

[verbal talon]

do you know the difference between the B-17 and the B-29?

[dapper plank]

?

[jagged tendon]

||the numbers are different||

[dapper plank]

they both different planes

[verbal talon]

yes

so if i show u a picture you can tell which is which, right?

[dapper plank]

uh

maybe

||shows B-29 then B-17||

[verbal talon]

there's no such thing as a B-27

[dapper plank]

uh

u saw nothing

[verbal talon]

Looks like your lessons aren't done yet

[hot moat]

I accidently stabbed my hand using a knife while making breakfast

Hand do be bleeding

[verbal talon]

[hot moat]

Just slapped on some band-aid and call it a day

[versed terrace]

you good?

[visual mountain]

Stab the bandaid on

[hot moat]

damn, didn't think of that

[hot moat]

yeah, was only a small cut

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/yuri-gif-14837893

Knife

[jagged tendon]

Starting the day with the bloody breakfast

[hot moat]

"I poured my blood and sweat into this creation"

literally

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

just beat another collab fleet @woven marsh

with honokers flagship

[versed terrace]

let him wallow in his pain

he needs time

[frail bone]

when i cut myself i dont even do nothing lul

but yeah

hurts like hell

funfact

[versed terrace]

if i cut myself i just slap a band aid on it and forget that i every got it in the first place

[frail bone]

one time i accidentaly cutted my arm with glass

[versed terrace]

oof

[frail bone]

next to a main artery

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

not even a drop of blood

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

i still have the scar tho

[versed terrace]

huh

i kinda busted open my chin when i was little

[frail bone]

plus i dint even cried and i was just a kid

glass cuts are weird

[versed terrace]

they sting the moment you get them

then its just a dull pain

very sharp

[hot moat]

Y'all ever get paper cuts?

[frail bone]

one time yes

doenst hurt too much as people say

[hot moat]

I've never gotten a paper cut

how do you get cut by paper wtf

[versed terrace]

lol

i've gotten plently

you know the fleshy part of the hand between the thumb and the forefinger?

[hot moat]

Seriously? how is paper that sharp?

Mhm

[versed terrace]

thats where i get most of mine

[hot moat]

Like, when you're reading a book or smth?

[versed terrace]

also @cobalt wyvern

jan 11 debut

for slow ahead

wait

yep

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm aware right

[versed terrace]

no

you just collect coins

[cobalt wyvern]

can't wait to make more QE memes

if when that one chapter with QE gets anime-fied

[versed terrace]

lol

wait

it was officially realeased in may 2019??

AL was officially released in may 2019???

i thought it was 2018

[cobalt wyvern]

@versed terrace I'm just annoyed that there's barely any animation clips in the trailers

[versed terrace]

lol

[cobalt wyvern]

literally no idea what it's supposed to be like

[versed terrace]

is it just freeze frame

[cobalt wyvern]

nah it's just like

3 second clips

[versed terrace]

lol

theres still a month left

so

[cobalt wyvern]

I really want it to have a bad dub @versed terrace

something like the anime

[versed terrace]

lol

[cobalt wyvern]

unironically gonna be the only thing to keep me from getting bored to death by Slow Ahead Anime

[versed terrace]

lol

you think its going to be a simul dub?

[cobalt wyvern]

probably not

but I pray for it every night

[narrow compass]

die , @hasty kiln ...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535537028373151754/699944246643261460/699262634415095849.png

[hasty kiln]

i kent dai

[cobalt wyvern]

finally Slow Ahead Abridged: the Search for More Memes can happen @versed terrace

(that's the name I'm gonna go with)

[hasty kiln]

im immortal & immoral

[narrow compass]

it's lood ... not immoral.

[versed terrace]

[narrow compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535537028373151754/699944246643261460/699262634415095849.png

[verbal talon]

Where is Kaneko

[dapper plank]

schleeping probs

its 11:39 for her

[hasty kiln]

ded

[verbal talon]

senpoi is a stalker!!!

[dapper plank]

ehhh

im not one

i just know it

[verbal talon]

I'm watching you

[dapper plank]

its the FBI

get away from mee

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/732805239983571004.gif?v=1

[slim fulcrum]

What ship is this

[kind heart]

Greenville

[slim fulcrum]

Danke

[kind heart]

Big tiddy HMS destroyer

[verbal talon]

senpoi's getting away!

he must be guilty of something!

[jagged tendon]

Akeno?

Ah makes sense, forgot who she was for a second

[hot moat]

[kind heart]

[hasty kiln]

wheres

[arctic hawk]

I awaken

@woven marsh 23 hours left to get Honoka.

[dapper plank]

gl

[arctic hawk]

I'm waiting to see if the tries my method.

[leaden arrow]

Maxy when he missed Honkers

[leaden arrow]

heeerree

I can't remember what happened last night, all I know is that I am feeling odd

[distant void]

hope u feel better soon then

[leaden arrow]

sum ting not so good happened, and I can't seem to remember why or how. I forgot to check my diary, and there's no info about my activity past 6pm yesterday either

[leaden arrow]

[distant void]

[leaden arrow]

I have something for onee-sama

[hasty kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/461381136661217283/786110324641759242/710.gif

[kind heart]

names

[hasty kiln]

D30

[arctic hawk]

Whenever I see named ships, I prioritise them for nuking targets.

[kind heart]

that fleet is an easy win anyway

[arctic hawk]

looks at 13k average power
Yea, ha-ha, easy.

13503 main and 13594 vanguard.

[kind heart]

No particular synergy between them and absence of Amagi and Juneau. Ez win

[arctic hawk]

Then again, I don't care about PvP, I just do it for the merit and I'm out.

[dapper plank]

i ate too much pork

[kind heart]

Eat more veggies, less meat

[arctic hawk]

Does defending Shinano usually launch paper planes, or is she bugged?

[kind heart]

Wot?

[arctic hawk]

Lotsa planes, almost no damage.

[kind heart]

If the defending shinano is unequipped, she'll launch ghost of planes

[arctic hawk]

Oh, that's what ghost equipment means.
||kinda' figured, just wasn't sure||

There any way to check the equipment of the defending fleet?

[kind heart]

Look at the fleet power and levels

A 8k fleet power with lvl 115 ships means unequipped

[arctic hawk]

Ye, been doing that. I thought there was a direct inspection function.

[kind heart]

Fleet power can be misleading too.
2 rainbow oxy torps on a Azuma will show a lot of fleet power but it's meaningless because she doesn't have torpedoes

[arctic hawk]

I've encountered misleading numbers before.

Me, clicking on a 5k/6k opponent: Heh, easy.
2 minutes later: ANIHILATED
Welp.

[kind heart]

I don't look at fleet power. In top 1-2k, it's almost guaranteed that the opponent is equipped

[arctic hawk]

Ye, would assume so.

Misleading numbers example:

Rank 52, me sweating.

Figured this guy's main fleet is the real deal and I might lose.

Laffey did go down, but I won.

[kind heart]

ships are supposed to sink in PvP, it's just last man standing

Black Heart

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

No, I get it. My point was I was sort of scared of that dude because rank 52 and a Bulin vanguard.

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Game is just trolling at this point

[arctic hawk]

Kek.

[woven marsh]

Lots of people with meta mains are easy to beat cos of the gap in vanguard

Cos if you beat their vanguard, it’s 6 v 3

[arctic hawk]

My train of thought was "Wait, a Bulin vanguard. That's just a troll vanguard with the main row dealing literal nukes."

Turns out I was 25% right.

[kind heart]

for some reason, enemy Richy and JB misses a lot when I fight them

[woven marsh]

Assuming JB’s shots even connect

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Bofos just be lucky like that.

[kind heart]

If they connect, my vanguard catches fires

Bofors, where's the "r"?

[arctic hawk]

21 hours, Kroto.

Was wondering when you'd catch up on that.

[kind heart]

I was ignoring it

[woven marsh]

22 hours 15 mins

[arctic hawk]

At first, that's how I speed-read the name. With no R. Then I figure, since I use it as a nickname anyway, may as well stick with it.

Memes aside, I hope you get'er.

A someone who missed Amagi only, I feel your pain.

[woven marsh]

Langley and Chicago

I’m not mad

I’m just

[kind heart]

Sad

[arctic hawk]

I'm not angry. Ignore the fist-shaped hole in the wall.

Whenever I see , this is what I hear

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

Ye, exactly.

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

looks cute

[arctic hawk]

Don't let her hear you.

[woven marsh]

Angry Hipper always does

[kind heart]

[hot moat]

Can be used for mob tank?

[woven marsh]

Yes

She can be used as anything tank

[hot moat]

Imma use Roon muse for boss tank and for mob tank then

[woven marsh]

The exception is having SanRui

And buffs

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

Is Indianapolis also a tank, or..?

[woven marsh]

Any CA can be a tank

Doesn’t mean it’s a good one

[arctic hawk]

Okely-dokely.

cheers

[woven marsh]

You looking for high evasion, high hp, and skills

Portland has all of that

Roon has all of that

[hot moat]

Does indy have all of that?

[arctic hawk]

She also deals damage, but don't let anyone hear that

[woven marsh]

Yes. Except one thing I didn’t mention

No luck

[kind heart]

Indy falls behind on raw stats

[hot moat]

[woven marsh]

And her evasion is lower

Then again you can retro Portland

[hot moat]

What does luck do again?

[woven marsh]

And that makes all the difference

[kind heart]

/luck

[leaden arrow]

Bridal Z23

The luck stat affects hit rate, crit chance and dodge rate. The calculation for this formula is described here

[woven marsh]

Helps you evade and do more crits

[hot moat]

I see

[woven marsh]

Unless you’re SanRui

Luck is irrelevant

Pure French Power

[kind heart]

[hot moat]

[woven marsh]

[hot moat]

Why

[kind heart]

Sanrui has DD level evasion (for first 40 sec of battle) and CL speed

[arctic hawk]

The power of compels you

[hot moat]

I see

[woven marsh]

PRs start out with 0 luck

And get like 15 though sim fate

[woven marsh]

But SanRui is this

[hot moat]

[woven marsh]

Fast, thicc, does damage

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

They rank her T1 for some reason

[arctic hawk]

So you're telling me I'm missing out by not using Saint Louis in my main fleet. Got it.

[woven marsh]

You have 2 tanks in your node fleet

[arctic hawk]

In my defense, she's barely 105 and DLevel...15, I think?

[woven marsh]

And 1,5 in your Boss fleet

[woven marsh]

In your defense, she’s literal trash before she’s maxed

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

Aww.

[kind heart]

Richy + Sanrui

[woven marsh]

Remember, CAs have trash evasion before level 100

And they slowly gain it after 100

And also dev levels give her evasion

That’s why CLs seem better early game. Their evasion isn’t tied to levels

[arctic hawk]

And here I am, just picking PRs based on what their art looks like

[kind heart]

Portland evasion almost triples from lvl 100 to 120

[neat flicker]

Your last chance, Kroto

[hot moat]

[woven marsh]

I lost it

[neat flicker]

Buy her skin

[woven marsh]

[neat flicker]

[arctic hawk]

@neat flicker He's been made aware many times, man.

[woven marsh]

I mean. Sure. You’ll do all of them anyway

[arctic hawk]

I intend to, yes.

[woven marsh]

GPH seems very adamant you Do Monarch > Cheshire

Why

[kind heart]

Did you pick Ibuki tho?

[arctic hawk]

I'unno, they suck Monarch's cannon a lot on there.

[woven marsh]

Because she’s a top tier ship

Problem is that they make a huge jump

[neat flicker]

How I can get roles?

[kind heart]

Pins in #bot-spam

[woven marsh]

Or #club-list

If you want other channels

[arctic hawk]

In the order I've built them: Saint Louis, Neptune, Roon, Mainz, Georgia. Working on Odin currently.

[woven marsh]

SanRui

[arctic hawk]

86% on Odin.

[hasty kiln]

sanrui

[kind heart]

No Ibuki

[arctic hawk]

I wish it was 96%, goddamn.

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Just unlock higher worlds

[arctic hawk]

Should I be getting Ibuki?

[kind heart]

She looks very tasty, yes

[woven marsh]

Short answer: yes

Long answer: Yes but see if you have anything easier to grind

[arctic hawk]

SEMP vanguard

[kind heart]

One of the most unique CA in the game

[arctic hawk]

oh, boy.

[woven marsh]

IJN vanguard is pepega

[arctic hawk]

That's an ouch and a half.

[woven marsh]

You mean a DD

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

I was thinking Seattle or The Not-Cat next.

[woven marsh]

Ibuki is a thicc Ayanami

So thicc she’s a CA

[kind heart]

[neat flicker]

Fake CA

[woven marsh]

We have

Fake CA

Fake CAt

[neat flicker]

Fake maid

[arctic hawk]

He already said that.

Fake CAt

[neat flicker]

Neptune

[woven marsh]

Izumo is fake trash

[kind heart]

Fake BB
Fake BC

Odin and champy

[arctic hawk]

Fake BB
Azuma?

Aww

[neat flicker]

Odin

[arctic hawk]

Heh. Odina.

I might just oath her and do that to piss off people.

[kind heart]

Oathed Zeppy

[arctic hawk]

darling

[woven marsh]

If you oath Odin

I’ll be Happi

[arctic hawk]

If I wasn't out of tries, I'd hunt that guy down.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Odina* :y

We'll see when I get there.

[woven marsh]

Oh yeah speaking of

Leipzig is a really good ship you should consider using

[arctic hawk]

SP4 boss
Tirpitz: OWARI DA IN GERMAN
50 HP bars go bye
Bismarck gets MVP
Just another day on the azure sea.

Ye, I just recently got Leipzig, she's currently doing commissions until level 50.

[woven marsh]

The peak KMS fleet would be like

Mostly PR

Bismarck/Odin/FdG Roon/Leipzig/Mainz

[kind heart]

Roon muse with rainbow gun

[woven marsh]

FdG with rainbow gun

[kind heart]

Odin with rainbow gun and rainbow torps.

[woven marsh]

I’d put mine on FdG

If and when I get it

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Freddy is a distant dream for me.

[woven marsh]

Default FdG skin is like: I will eat you

The other skin is like: ARA ARA SHIKIKAN

[kind heart]

come here my child :fdg

[woven marsh]

do you like it here my child

I mean

boya

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

I used Two ships to grind her

Just do it

[kind heart]

Nicholas is strong
started using her today

[woven marsh]

Sleeping gives powers

[arctic hawk]

No, you don't get it.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Freddy von Gross is the last PS/DR ship I am getting.

She's the "final prize", if you will.

[woven marsh]

All the sleepy ships are strong

[arctic hawk]

PR/DR*

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

OwO

Speaking of OwO

And

This is who you should be terrified of

[kind heart]

[hot moat]

[woven marsh]

Ark Royal fucking died

[arctic hawk]

Bofos be like "write that down, write that down"

#bug-reports message
I swear to fuck, people complain about the dumbest things

[hot moat]

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

Merits are UR

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

I know

[woven marsh]

I saved myself the pain

[hot moat]

My level 80 friend has 8k attacks and I'm still level 78

[kind heart]

Gems are elite, purple background

[arctic hawk]

Hammer Bulin > gems

Regarding Kroto's full-on server mute:

At least you can still find gems like these sometimes

[woven marsh]

I hate unread message indicators

I’d go crazy

I mean I also go crazy when GPH continues to push the “fast aa guns on low reload ship” crap

[arctic hawk]

Faith in humanity status: restored

[fossil cape]

The kek of us

[hot moat]

ET ain't worst game anymoar

[woven marsh]

I’d rate that ET game 100 if I had to compare

[woven marsh]

Kek of the year

[hot moat]

[kind heart]

This is nice

[woven marsh]

[fossil cape]

[woven marsh]

Tonight on Botak Lane

Kroto doesn’t get Honoka and commits sudoku

Nero harasses another memer and gets bonked

[hot moat]

Oooo what's that? seems cool

[woven marsh]

And Cappu commits mass AA Gunocide

[hasty kiln]

also, Botak adding Kroto as friend so he can bring Honkers to Kroto dorm (but only flexing the honkers, not really gib honkers)

[woven marsh]

Awww

This poor guy

I feel ba~

[kind heart]

Synopsis

[woven marsh]

Alexa, play BFG DIVISION

[kind heart]

[fossil cape]

Watched that when it aired, quite sweet

[kind heart]

I like slice of life anime a lot

[arctic hawk]

Isn't AL Season 2 supposed to be slice of life?

[hot moat]

Oh wait, I've watched that but never finished it, guess I'll go watch it again

[arctic hawk]

Down to 1715 coins again.

[kind heart]

I have 4 PvP attempts left, 60 points, enough for current rank 2

[woven marsh]

No point tho

[woven marsh]

It’s not season 2

It’s the adaptation of slow ahead

Which is pretty much a slice of life, yeah

[arctic hawk]

So, a reboot.

Neat.

Well, about as much as Brotherhood is a reboot of FMA.

[woven marsh]

Yeah. Completely different thing

Yostar was like

Can’t have shit in the anime industry

So they made their own studio

Judging by the PVs they have made for previous event

It’s gonna be good

[dapper plank]

i thought it was a s2

but its like the OVA

[woven marsh]

Slow ahead is pretty long tho

Lots of content

[dapper plank]

Im guessing 25 eps

[kind heart]

I'm guessing 13

[arctic hawk]

#bug-reports message

[versed terrace]

guessing 12

[woven marsh]

God GPH

[kind heart]

I now have 35 lvl 99+ ships

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSz00lTjeyU
10 years ago

[kind heart]

put the link between <>

[woven marsh]

Tell me

Am I dumb

[kind heart]

that.... exchange didn't make any sense to me

[arctic hawk]

This is just a ploy by Kroto to make us go over on GPH and give them traffic.

[kind heart]

I just read through the conversation, you're both dumbo.

Kroto was right

But you're both dumbo

[leaden arrow]

MGM ? u mean this ?

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Buncha' comedians today, ain't'cha.

[leaden arrow]

I haven't seen that logo for such a long time, am I a boomer now

[woven marsh]

God no

[leaden arrow]

GPH News when ?

the sacrifice can be Maxy

cus he's ded inside already

[arctic hawk]

21 hours left.

[kind heart]

Amazon prime recommended me a very old Tom and Jerry movie today, felt nostalgic 👴

[versed terrace]

tom and jerry

[leaden arrow]

I only have free-to-air TV. Netflix stopped working for me for some reason

[versed terrace]

the mgm lion

[leaden arrow]

[versed terrace]

[kind heart]

👴

[versed terrace]

i'm only turning 17 in a couple months but i feel old

[kind heart]

[versed terrace]

i felt old when i was 15

[leaden arrow]

21 here, I'm already feeling chest pains for some reason

[versed terrace]

need to finish englsih

brb

[leaden arrow]

Really need to have my checkup

[arctic hawk]

I...choose not to reveal my age.

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

but COVID makes it hard

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Wow, you're popin' boners over viruses?

[leaden arrow]

lmao

[arctic hawk]

That's sick.

[leaden arrow]

ikr, it brings so much memories........

[fossil cape]

[versed terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-couple-anime-blush-anime-snuggle-anime-anime-happy-gif-16085299

@leaden arrow

[leaden arrow]

If I die of COVID or some other shit, I better become an skk in the afterlife

since I don't have a childhood friend or even a friend for that matter, it's the only thing that entertains me.........

meet Nimi for the first time

dies inside

[kind heart]

[leaden arrow]

[woven marsh]

I should mute GPH

Before I go completely nuts

[leaden arrow]

What's GPH

[woven marsh]

Grippie Please Help

It’s #gameplay-help

[leaden arrow]

oh

[leaden arrow]

ah yes, the new GPH

tbh I never took AL seriously, I just lock and load whatever I could find

[woven marsh]

I’d honestly trust Grippie more

[leaden arrow]

aww thanks

do GG

Grip Grippie

[kind heart]

[leaden arrow]

if it has jiggle, it'll be armed to the teeth

that's how you play AL in lazy mode

[hasty kiln]

GoPloH

[fossil cape]

Give Poor Help

[arctic hawk]

The asian Go Pro?

[hasty kiln]

no, its typoing GoBloK

[arctic hawk]

"Go, Block! Use Tackle!"

[hasty kiln]

goblok in indo means very stupid

[arctic hawk]

So does "blockhead".

The language barrier truly is thin at some spots.

[kind heart]

German theme with only 1 IB ships, she's not even mine

[arctic hawk]

Kroto being drunk/insane in the background

[kind heart]

[neat flicker]

Died from GPH

[arctic hawk]

Died from lack of HONK

[visual mountain]

Mood

[hot moat]

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

padoru

I honestly hate the logic

it has to be a T0 or it is waifu tier

[arctic hawk]

Imagine just enjoying a game.

Damn normies with their fun.

[dapper plank]

Im still awake

[ripe aspen]

ah hello kroto

did you get honoka?

[arctic hawk]

No, he doesn't.

[ripe aspen]

F

[leaden arrow]

@dapper plank sleep, otherwise I'll call in the Gestapo on you

[woven marsh]

I sent your screenshot to my friends

They said Resin

[dapper plank]

Gestapo?

Eh

[ripe aspen]

i got even more oil today

[woven marsh]

[leaden arrow]

go figure

[dapper plank]

Dont know who that is

Nor what it is

[woven marsh]

I'll just enjoy her like this

[arctic hawk]

[leaden arrow]

that sounds ambiguous

wot

[woven marsh]

NO Horni

[leaden arrow]

I told you that I am a bit dizzy

brain no wurk properly

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

and be honest always

ehehe

[kind heart]

wiki has her best quality PNG

[ripe aspen]

[woven marsh]

Almost hard cap

[ripe aspen]

god forbid someone sets my port on fire

[arctic hawk]

[leaden arrow]

it'll be quite the fireworks

[woven marsh]

🎆

[dapper plank]

The Big Bang

[ripe aspen]

just realized i have taihou and taihou muse so that could be likely

[arctic hawk]

Imagine all the advertising those oil-covered seagulls are gonna do for the oil companies.

[leaden arrow]

rather than that, you should hide it from the Americans

gues what'll happen if they found out

[woven marsh]

Akagi is a Pyromaniac tbh

[leaden arrow]

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Despite Taiho being a literal phoenix

[ripe aspen]

casually checks belfast and atago skills

[woven marsh]

But those ships are useless late game

[kind heart]

Devs trolling people

[arctic hawk]

iThought Taihou was a crane.

[dapper plank]

Ohayosumi

[woven marsh]

GPH said

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

Zuikaku/Shoukaki are cranes

Taiho is Great Phoenix

[arctic hawk]

I am aware, yes.

[ripe aspen]

[woven marsh]

Almost lived up to her name

Well, the fire part XD

[neat flicker]

Hood...

Ah, she's a trash

[woven marsh]

🚮

[kind heart]

Check Saint Louis skill

[ripe aspen]

my port is definitely going to catch fire someday

[woven marsh]

Normal ammo barrage

🚮

[leaden arrow]

I think they meant PoW as in Prisoners of War, since they are useless, yes

[visual mountain]

Sanrui lowers burn chance

[leaden arrow]

Ever since I started playing AL, PoW now has a different meaning for me

[neat flicker]

Completed 13 world with her and I feel good, but she's a trash

[woven marsh]

Vanguard isn't meant for burning

It's meant to renew fires

[visual mountain]

But izumo increases self burn

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

JdA tho

[arctic hawk]

screams in meat bicycle

[visual mountain]

Jeanne loves burning

[kind heart]

Because she's cool

[arctic hawk]

That...can be taken both ways.

[visual mountain]

Thats why she is stalling in fgo

[arctic hawk]

FGO Jean d'Arc just a burning steak with tits

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

How's that different from actual JdA?

[visual mountain]

And jalter is burning harder

[arctic hawk]

Cup size

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/jeanne-d-arc-fate-grand-order-fgo-jalter-gif-12880616

[woven marsh]

I don't wanna google JdA cup size

Plus she wore armor

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

Armored soggy tits.

[leaden arrow]

the fook ?

u wot

[visual mountain]

Horni

[leaden arrow]

this place is too horni, better get off quick!

Mythy, not you too

[arctic hawk]

tfw still no Crosswave DLC torrent

[leaden arrow]

[visual mountain]

No getting off

[leaden arrow]

aaaaaa, Mythy is kidnapping meeeee

[arctic hawk]

iDon't wanna pay $60 to play as 3D Roon in a shitty 3PS with ice physics.

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

[leaden arrow]

damn, nice

[kind heart]

I still have 2 STAAGs

[woven marsh]

You have 3

One is a STAAGchu

[woven marsh]

I can bully Pingable

[kind heart]

Ping him

[woven marsh]

Someone in GPH did yesterday

For the same reason

[kind heart]

[tawdry orbit]

is Pingable also his IGN ?

[woven marsh]

Yes

[tawdry orbit]

i just met someone with that ID in pvp

oh nice

[woven marsh]

was it "Free merits for you"

or smth

[tawdry orbit]

yeah it's nothing special i guess

[woven marsh]

It's him

But bullying Pingable is a tradition

[arctic hawk]

?

[tawdry orbit]

tbh i dont even care much about my pvp opp anymore

just their username

[arctic hawk]

I wish to know more of this tradition

[tawdry orbit]

of the most left

[woven marsh]

You see Pingable in pvp, you bully and ping

[tawdry orbit]

lol

sounds fun, might try it later

[kind heart]

He's always in #al-general

[tawdry orbit]

[leaden arrow]

How does PvP match making even work

[tawdry orbit]

2fast4me

[leaden arrow]

is it random or is it by rank

Ping ? ooo, he's a nice bloke

[arctic hawk]

general
I'd rather not get cancer today, thank you.

[tawdry orbit]

its matched by rank,

[leaden arrow]

ahh I see

often talks to that person about cars and eurobeat

[tawdry orbit]

kansei dorifto huh

[leaden arrow]

kansen dorifto is basically that scene from Battleship

[tender quail]

Loli kaneko when?

[woven marsh]

Kaneko is already a shota

[arctic hawk]

Place your bets, can this poor gent make it to Nyotengu before the reset?

[tender quail]

Also shipfu dorifto is more believable than BB dorifto

[arctic hawk]

Note: He can only go as high as SP2

[woven marsh]

Easily

[tender quail]

Yes

If he went no life

[woven marsh]

I have just started the event for someone else

[tawdry orbit]

might be hard tbh

[woven marsh]

I don't think they're playing

account I'll nolife it

[tawdry orbit]

it seems he's a new player so not much oil

unless he just do commission to stock up oils

[leaden arrow]

I just came back to AL after not playing for 3 months due to work so I didn't bother with the event

[arctic hawk]

inb4 Kroto pulls Honoka on an account that's not his

[woven marsh]

I legit expected to

BUt he has 0 cubes

he isn't playing

[arctic hawk]

Happened to me and Bismarck during her event.

[woven marsh]

I now have a spare AL app

[leaden arrow]

you installed the app multiple times on a phone?

[arctic hawk]

Multi-instance Bluestacks.

[tawdry orbit]

u could do it on phone too, need to clone then change the app name iirc

[woven marsh]

Yes

[leaden arrow]

iirc multi instance programs is possible on Linux but idk about Windows

[tawdry orbit]

but android only i think

dunno much about ios

[leaden arrow]

I haven't touched Windows that much for years

except in a VM

[woven marsh]

[tawdry orbit]

windows has multi instances for a emu too

[leaden arrow]

Loli kaneko when?
Kaneko is already a shota
U wat ? why are you both thinking that I am a shota or a loli

[tawdry orbit]

[woven marsh]

your accounts

I'll trade farming for Honokers

[leaden arrow]

space battleship Yamato drifting through the asteroids belt

[tawdry orbit]

wish i could give u some cubes

[arctic hawk]

Tempted to do a stupid: Buy the 5k oil from the point shop and use it to get points.

[tawdry orbit]

i have some to spare rn

[woven marsh]

How is this stupid?

I did that too

[arctic hawk]

77 oil per battle

[tawdry orbit]

thats insane

[arctic hawk]

Wouldn't it be diminishing returns?

[edgy marsh]

i have 1k points

[leaden arrow]

1-1 or full fleet?

[tawdry orbit]

yep

[arctic hawk]

Or...incremental gains?

[edgy marsh]

😄

[arctic hawk]

3:3

I don't do 1:1.

[tawdry orbit]

3:3 only worth in w12 i guess

since exp is nice

[woven marsh]

For the milestone it doesn't matter

[leaden arrow]

1-1 is surprisingly efficient if you have the right ship

eg. I have Ayaya and Horny

[woven marsh]

Arizona/Isuzu

[arctic hawk]

Yeeeaaaa, I'm gonna just casual run this game instead of tryharding.

Thanks.

[tawdry orbit]

who even use Arizona now? Honker all the way

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

Cursed

[tawdry orbit]

rip oils

[leaden arrow]

is it stupid that I level up ships using commissions and dorms only

[woven marsh]

SP1

[arctic hawk]

Wait, if I use the points to get Le Oeuil, I can grind SP4 for points AND EXP for Odin.

[leaden arrow]

Middle east exists

[tawdry orbit]

not really if u dont grind much

[leaden arrow]

because I always get my oil back + some profit after a few hours

but the damn limit keeps my margin low

[edgy marsh]

how many more days for the event

smile

[tawdry orbit]

1k2 comm is really good oil to exp ratio

[woven marsh]

no

[tawdry orbit]

less than 1

[arctic hawk]

20 hours.

[leaden arrow]

I can't wait for for the Guild update though

if it'll happen

[edgy marsh]

nyotengu is ugly anyways

:kekw:

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Eh, I already got 7/7, I'm good.

[tawdry orbit]

shes okay imo

[edgy marsh]

nothing else i missed right

[tawdry orbit]

yeah

[edgy marsh]

i literally pulled

[arctic hawk]

Haven't pulled from the event banner in 4 days.

[edgy marsh]

only

[woven marsh]

Just farm, 10k is nothing

[edgy marsh]

and fucked off forever

[leaden arrow]

if I had the motivation, I would've tried getting Marie Rose

she cute

[woven marsh]

Y'all make me hurt

[edgy marsh]

one of the 2% girls took me 100-130 pulls

i got the 0.5% twice

[arctic hawk]

Someone donate Honoka to Kroto.

[edgy marsh]

or 3 times

[tawdry orbit]

[woven marsh]

Idk for Honoka

[leaden arrow]

I'm conserving my cubes for something bigger

[woven marsh]

Others are not getting ships

[edgy marsh]

i got marie asap, and have like 3 of her

[woven marsh]

[leaden arrow]

eg. Yamato

I conserved my cubes for Essex only to realize that she's now permanent build

[arctic hawk]

A'ight, 15k oil, time to get that bread

[tawdry orbit]

i only have 1 Honker, cant donate

[ripe aspen]

imagine having honoka

[tawdry orbit]

she took me a while, 5 marie and 2 copies of other event girls

[ripe aspen]

i only have marie and monica :,)

[tawdry orbit]

well at least marie is nice

[woven marsh]

Why not Nyotengu

[tawdry orbit]

😉

[woven marsh]

or Misaki

[arctic hawk]

Nyotengu, more like MILF

[edgy marsh]

i have 25k pil

oil

[leaden arrow]

Can someone please do chiropractic shit on my back

I feel weak on my back

[woven marsh]

Chiropractors are a scam

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/dunk-win-boo-yeah-basketball-stickman-gif-5454795

[ripe aspen]

come on event shop u know u wanna let me buy the oil to get to hard cap

[leaden arrow]

I watch too many chiro stuff on youtube

[woven marsh]

Still scam

[leaden arrow]

help pls

[woven marsh]

Doesn't work

Only hurts people

[arctic hawk]

One thing I found helped me with my back was laying on the floor on my back for 10-15 minutes.

[frail bone]

i dont have honokers tho...

and i wasted like 100 coobs on this event

[leaden arrow]

too bad my floor is cold as hell

[frail bone]

it seems like this event rates are rigged

[arctic hawk]

Suck it up and lay down on a carpet or something

[frail bone]

i even got Misaki from build

[ripe aspen]

wait isnt today the last day of the event or?

[frail bone]

yeah

[arctic hawk]

Alternatively, lay down on your stomach and bend backwards as far as you can.

[frail bone]

today the last day

[leaden arrow]

it's the last day yeah

[ripe aspen]

yeah so im not getting misaki or nyotengu

[arctic hawk]

19 hours and 53 minutes left.

[leaden arrow]

how useful is Kashino's cart system

[frail bone]

never used Kashino

tbh]

[leaden arrow]

never had her since her event was during the time I had work

[arctic hawk]

Me neither. I use her for commissions.

[woven marsh]

You can do it

It's only 10k

Do it

Please

[ripe aspen]

...okay ill try for nyotengu

[woven marsh]

Misaki is guaranteed basically

She costs 8k

Nyotengu is 10k

[edgy marsh]

imagine playing the game

[tawdry orbit]

i just cant afford to waste oil

[arctic hawk]

There's a minor event coming up which you can use to stock up on stuff.

You're good on oil.

[edgy marsh]

how many runs is 9.5k points

[arctic hawk]

[edgy marsh]

i might consider

[arctic hawk]

That emji took me a lot more time to find than I am willing to admit.

emji

[ripe aspen]

emji

[woven marsh]

MG

[arctic hawk]

ehm jii

Now I gotta use it often enough to be among the favorites

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

You like'em pink, don't'cha

[woven marsh]

You'd think, but no

[tawdry orbit]

i like blue

[arctic hawk]

da ba dee da ba diee

[woven marsh]

It's Dark Black and Light Blue