lexington-general

[leaden arrow]

Wat

[dapper plank]

?

sinking?

[leaden arrow]

Magical spanish shell blew my turret off

U wot

[ripe aspen]

[dapper plank]

eeee

[leaden arrow]

Granted, their ship are dreadnoughts with 457mm slapped ontop

Italian quality right here, next thing to happen is Galatea sinking due to floods

[dapper plank]

top 556

ee

556k*

[leaden arrow]

Wtf, another one just blew up

[dapper plank]

f's

[leaden arrow]

What's wrong with Italian ships, they blew up everytime they got hit

[dapper plank]

probs detonation

[leaden arrow]

This is next level stuff

Either the Spanish got some pog accuracy or the Italians got some shtty luck

[woven marsh]

Where’s my Honokerbadonkers?

[leaden arrow]

Welp, guess I'll make a meme speed ship then

[woven marsh]

Scrapped

Shropshit

Scrap

300 gems

[arctic hawk]

@cobalt wyvern , am poor

[woven marsh]

Gone

9 cubes left but no gold

Ido

[arctic hawk]

I require some coin, snailman.

I'll pay you back in exposure.

[woven marsh]

Mate calm down

[arctic hawk]

I got 32 subscribers on YouTube.

[woven marsh]

He’s slow to respond

Damn you famous

[arctic hawk]

?

[woven marsh]

You make AL content?

[arctic hawk]

Can't tell if sarcasm

[woven marsh]

Memes from #461381136661217283 review

[woven marsh]

Bruh, you couldn't tell sarcasm if it swam up to you and slapped you in the armpit.

[arctic hawk]

iDon't get it, so I'm just gonna nod.

Also, #461381136661217283 message

[fossil cape]

[arctic hawk]

doing PvP dailies
4th Shinano user in a row
Did matchmaking confuse me for Ido?

5th.

[dapper plank]

breh

another 56pp

[arctic hawk]

6th Shinano

What the fuck is going on

I am scare

help

[dapper plank]

shinano curse?

[arctic hawk]

It stopped after the 6th one.

Dunno why, but this amused me

Also, daily 3-pulls be like

[leaden arrow]

@dapper plank Galatea lives, wtf

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

Her sisters died in 1 shot, while she just......... T E N K

[dapper plank]

wut is armor plating?

[leaden arrow]

POG, she won

1 vs 3

Lmao

[dapper plank]

breh

[leaden arrow]

Armor is pretty thin for the belt

Deck is thicker

Since plunging fire

[dapper plank]

wut

[leaden arrow]

210mm belt and deck armor

32kts speed

130k tons displacement

[dapper plank]

thats decent

damn

i forgot it was the 7th yesterday

rip pearl harbor

[leaden arrow]

F

[dapper plank]

i cant hold my eyes up

fack

[leaden arrow]

Schleep

[dapper plank]

schleepy

i need to get top 500k

eh forget it

ill do it tmrw (today for me)

ohayosumi

[versed terrace]

its only one

its five over here

[arctic hawk]

I'll just leave this here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kHNcV0py-c

[woven marsh]

I have more BB guns than I do BBs

[visual mountain]

Another kasumi dupe

Enough dupes to mlb

[versed terrace]

yes

[arctic hawk]

Is Myth also missing Honoka?

[versed terrace]

no prob not

[arctic hawk]

Then why banner pulls when he could be doing 1-cube pulls instead

[woven marsh]

2 more builds

Lexington

3 cubes left

time to open even more boxes

[arctic hawk]

Welcome to #lexington-general .

Secretly #saratoga-general.

Enjoy your complimentary pink-haired waifu.

[woven marsh]

Perseus

[arctic hawk]

*cries in *

Ah, right. Can't have italic memes.

[woven marsh]

That's Hot pink

I oathed Sandy tho

[arctic hawk]

Aaand that's jailtime.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Haven't you heard? Idols can't have husbands.

[woven marsh]

She's too dumb to know

At least I am getting repair toolkits

[arctic hawk]

To repair your kororo from the lack of honkhonkro?

[woven marsh]

I don't have a Kokoro

I got Long Island

[arctic hawk]

Man, you actually have worse RNG luck than me.

This is kinda' impressive.

[woven marsh]

Well

another 300 gems

KASUMI

[arctic hawk]

I genuinely feel bad for you, mang.

[woven marsh]

She's already MLB

Time to sacrifice more boxes

[fossil cape]

Atlanta, Shropshire and Suffolk ready for MLB, just need ze dupes

Then level to 70 and mlb the Gridley, Craven, McCall to once again get all gems from collection

[woven marsh]

Langley and Chicago

and a Horthmapton

https://tenor.com/view/meme-man-panik-moving-head-gif-17318955

[neat flicker]

Ha-ha

[arctic hawk]

We jest, but that was literally me during Amagi's event.

Where I got everyone except her.

Still salty about it.

[fossil cape]

[kind heart]

Stop pulling kroto, do it tomorrow

[arctic hawk]

But if you do insist on pulling, do singles.

[leaden arrow]

This gives me Hood flashbacks, got ammoracked in the same spot as well

[woven marsh]

There are no free cubes left anyway

won't do much

I started off with 2k boxes

only 800 left

I accidentally scrapped 6 MK6s

oh well

Can't say I needed them

Last 2 cubes

And it's ranger

[visual mountain]

Still no honkers

[arctic hawk]

Hey, Kroto. Trade your Amagi for a Honoka?

[woven marsh]

300 more gems?

Monica

[kind heart]

you're still pulling

[woven marsh]

Scrap

[arctic hawk]

Eh, let'im go insane, Bofos. Nothing we can really do but watch from the splash zone at this point.

[woven marsh]

Me, who just scrapped all of this lmao

1.5k boxes later

Asia gets Nimi book skin again

[kind heart]

It's hot

[woven marsh]

I know

At least we're getting a break

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Speak for yourself, I don't have Gura sub yet.

[woven marsh]

I have Gura sub

[fossil cape]

also, randomly adding voices to a skin released long ago, Hibiki's turn

[woven marsh]

I didn't actually unlock the story lol

fully

[kind heart]

I got about 50 cubes this event from just spamming the 10 hr commissions

[versed terrace]

how

i only got one cube commission

[woven marsh]

I got an SR

[arctic hawk]

Stop hoggin' all the cube commissions.

[woven marsh]

M I S A K I

W H Y

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

S C R A 🅱️

[versed terrace]

[neat flicker]

He's lucky as f*ck

[woven marsh]

instant scrap

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

I have no boxes left to open

[neat flicker]

Delete

[fossil cape]

My current 10h comm is one of 'em

[neat flicker]

[woven marsh]

I have opened 2000 boxes

2:40

RNGer pls

[neat flicker]

[kind heart]

Lucky as in spending about 380 cubes this event

[woven marsh]

I am losing my mind

[fossil cape]

Ark Royal approves

[neat flicker]

[woven marsh]

It's rigged

[kind heart]

hibiki thicc

[versed terrace]

kroto is tasting a sip of gacha hell

[neat flicker]

But she's not a loli

[woven marsh]

a sip?

[versed terrace]

yes

[woven marsh]

Bruh that's the whole bucket

[versed terrace]

just a sip

[woven marsh]

3 events in a row I am getting omega cucked

[versed terrace]

its not even the whole sea

[neat flicker]

A sip of whole bucked

[arctic hawk]

I agree. A bucket is not a sea.

[woven marsh]

I don't sea what's funny about it

[versed terrace]

[fossil cape]

She's over any destroyer, not necessarily lolis

[versed terrace]

did you pray to rngesus and lady lex and sara?

[woven marsh]

5 cubes, no coins, 400 gems left

[arctic hawk]

Ok, so. Do those 10 hour commissions rotate daily, or do I have to complete one to get a new one? I've been getting book 10 hour comms for weeks.

[woven marsh]

and no Honkers

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

[versed terrace]

complete one to roll another

[woven marsh]

You have to complete

[kind heart]

Pull tomorrow
Take a rest today

[arctic hawk]

Motherf

[woven marsh]

There is no tomorrow

[cobalt wyvern]

@woven marsh @arctic hawk hm?

[arctic hawk]

There is.

[woven marsh]

Ido money

[arctic hawk]

Gib coin, am poor.

[woven marsh]

now

[cobalt wyvern]

I only have 232k rn so ask later

[woven marsh]

I was richer than you for a second

[arctic hawk]

only

[woven marsh]

after opening 2k boxes

[kind heart]

Still 1 daily refresh left

[versed terrace]

kroto

[woven marsh]

Wait it's Tuesday

[versed terrace]

gl

[woven marsh]

I thought it's Wednesday

[versed terrace]

[kind heart]

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Made some progress into Amazon and Hermes' retrofits and went bankrupt without realising it.

Then saw Shiranui selling 10 full courses for 10k coins.

FFFFFFFFF

[kind heart]

I did Nicholas retrofit and my coins went poof

[woven marsh]

Just buy Curry

[cobalt wyvern]

I did Helena retrofit and my coins went.... Actually nowhere

[versed terrace]

no oil

[arctic hawk]

[kind heart]

Coins researches are hitting me hard too

[arctic hawk]

I keep getting 8 hour free reeasrches

Lady Luck has spat on me this day.

[fossil cape]

Buying more curry for the lulz

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Time to farm for coins

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Ah, fuck it. Once the 8 hour commission girls come back, I'm doing the 10 hour one.

[versed terrace]

anyone pull another all nighter?

[arctic hawk]

inb4 why them specifically

Because they're the ones I want EXP for the most.

[kind heart]

I always have a 10 hrs commission running, all the time

[fossil cape]

[arctic hawk]

Ye, because some of you don't care about oil management.

coughKrotocough

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

What's oil

[versed terrace]

lol

[arctic hawk]

I rest my case.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

No, Sandy, don't drink da oil

iz bad

[woven marsh]

🦶

[kind heart]

Night commissions appear in morning for me

[arctic hawk]

Ok, now you've gone too far.

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Botak Lane

[arctic hawk]

5 AM for me

[versed terrace]

i'm sleep deprived and i don't do that

[woven marsh]

Anyway is this karma

did I talk too much shit about GPH

how do I repent

[versed terrace]

lol

[arctic hawk]

Ookami Mio for redemption

[versed terrace]

repent to lady lex and sara

ah

[woven marsh]

Sara is 120

[versed terrace]

yell into the pot

the three faries will help

[kind heart]

bless you

[woven marsh]

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

🔫

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Heh.
Squirtgun.

[kind heart]

water gun

[versed terrace]

squirtgun

[woven marsh]

🔫

[fossil cape]

[arctic hawk]

Kroto do a squirt

[versed terrace]

gun gun

[woven marsh]

:gunsex: Nero

wait it's not here

[arctic hawk]

Gun Gun

[woven marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/776223351495720970.png?v=1

[kind heart]

bananagunsex

[woven marsh]

it's just gunsex

[arctic hawk]

This looks really weird out of context.

[versed terrace]

gunssex

[woven marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/776223351495720970.png?v=1 @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/shinano-azur-lane-sesse-seseren-gif-18696036

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Shinano on Coffee

[arctic hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/758943241465888798/1600488932395.gif

[versed terrace]

better hope no orange or red men are around

[arctic hawk]

I still have no idea what that cursed hyperShinano animation is.

iJust find it funny.

[kind heart]

[fossil cape]

her dance animation sped up

[versed terrace]

i'm gonig to bed

[kind heart]

[versed terrace]

7 am again

[arctic hawk]

Again?

[versed terrace]

don't worry my sleep schedule hasn't been messed up

[kind heart]

My body can't handle all nighters

[versed terrace]

well my body better

i have test then finals next week

asdfasldjfhasjkldfhas

[arctic hawk]

Holiday season for school-goers, amirite

[versed terrace]

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

K I'm back

[kind heart]

why is there no Ark Royal emoji in here?

[cobalt wyvern]

Guess

I don't have a 10 hour commission running atm

But that's my regular modus operandi for when I farm events

Because first of all I need as much oil as possible

[kind heart]

British carriers are meta in CN opsiren beta

and shinano

[hasty kiln]

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm at 30k

[hasty kiln]

im going back to 13-4 for a while

[cobalt wyvern]

Gl

[hasty kiln]

[arctic hawk]

cries in 34k

[hot moat]

cries in 26k

[fossil cape]

65k

[hasty kiln]

[fossil cape]

And even then, unranked since a couple days ago

[neat flicker]

Um...it's my first dev strike after a long time? Poor Venezia

Giving a broadside to Yamato is good idea

[leaden arrow]

ofc, it's textbook stuff

but sometimes rng just yeets a "no u" card and all your shells resulted in overpens

gg

After watching this analysis, I am feeling enlightened and I don't know how or why
https://youtu.be/4EnbSokFpjQ

it actually makes sense, it all comes together now. I don't play the game, but this is so interesting

[neat flicker]

Well...

[leaden arrow]

come on, you can do it

at least that's not a GK

[neat flicker]

Fuck you Thunderer

[arctic hawk]

You need to watch Clemps' review of the entire Drakengard saga.

[leaden arrow]

sure, I'll put that in my watchlist

[neat flicker]

Impressive, our Haland did nothing to our team and enemy Shima is torpeding our battleships without detection

[leaden arrow]

maybe tomorrow

my brain is overloaded rn, since I've been feeling sick and am unable to comprehend things fully

[leaden arrow]

hey, at least it's not a Smolensk

[leaden arrow]

a normal day in wows lol

[arctic hawk]

I love how one of the most well-known female protagonists exists just because of a joke ending to a 17 year-old game.

[leaden arrow]

I once got torped for no reason, managed to dodge with wasd hacks

fucc, I ran out of tea

[arctic hawk]

cries in Queen Lizzy

[leaden arrow]

I can't survive without teaaaaa

[arctic hawk]

You 'n the rest of Bri'ain.

[neat flicker]

When I see perfect dispersion on Yamato I immediately realize that I will miss all my shells

[flint meadow]

Seeing it typed out as "bri'ain" hurts my soul

We have more than one accent you know

[leaden arrow]

rng in a nutshell, I guess that's to be expected

I often gets cucced by rng

shells just landed nowhere near where I aimed at

[cobalt wyvern]

But don't you see @flint meadow

All British people don't have teeth and speak funny

[leaden arrow]

I once blapped a Soyuz and Iowa down to 1 hp

because rng says so

was in a Thunderer, shooting from 24km away

with AP

[kind heart]

32 more prints

[visual mountain]

[rough turret]

[hasty kiln]

[rough turret]

[leaden arrow]

[neat flicker]

[leaden arrow]

Yamato gun sounds, always delivers

[rough turret]

[leaden arrow]

red man

[arctic hawk]

He has the wrong emotes! GET THE TORCHES

[rough turret]

[leaden arrow]

lmao

quick, kidnap him into the shack!

[neat flicker]

And again, our CV didn't scout enemy DD's and the battle was ruined

[rough turret]

No kidnap

[leaden arrow]

ofc, no pro cv = no win

Varia kidnap

[hasty kiln]

force him to eat feet

[rough turret]

[leaden arrow]

red man will get educated by Botak, oh no

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-ayunda-risu-risu-hololive-virtual-youtuber-gif-16862448

Risu

[leaden arrow]

[visual mountain]

[rough turret]

There is no education with botak

Only cursed

[hasty kiln]

in my view, education and cursed is same

[leaden arrow]

Botak will convert you under the guise of image checking through DMs

[hasty kiln]

now go eat feet

[leaden arrow]

with feet pics

[arctic hawk]

Risu best squirrel.

[leaden arrow]

big brain

[rough turret]

[leaden arrow]

you can't escape the feets

[arctic hawk]

Feet bad

[hasty kiln]

feet is best

[arctic hawk]

footbad

[rough turret]

I should not have checked the feet emotes i have

[kind heart]

I'm buying a Misaki from shop if I don't get another one from drop or pull, don't have Purins to waste on her

[leaden arrow]

you shouldn't, yeah

[frail bone]

real

[kind heart]

[hasty kiln]

yea, al anime got sabotage

[arctic hawk]

real
What el fuck-o

[hasty kiln]

and also

[kind heart]

[rough turret]

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Red Man

Red man save me

[arctic hawk]

Red Man, give this poor mans a Honoka.

He's been driven to insanity.

And also poverty.

[cobalt wyvern]

Insanity and poverty

What a combo

[arctic hawk]

Ido comin' in with a hot take

[frail bone]

we thought GPH was the biggest enemy

[arctic hawk]

"Just don't be poor, lol"

[frail bone]

we were wrong...

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean....

I didn't cheat or pay to get all of this coinage

And so can you

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-la-noire-cole-phelps-gif-13372170

[cobalt wyvern]

What

You're doubting me?

[arctic hawk]

Yer in cahoots with them pirate bank peoples.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Look what you did, you made the poor madman cry.

[cobalt wyvern]

Ngl I would have given Krot some 20k coins if I could

But only Krot

[arctic hawk]

That some bias goin' on thar.

[frail bone]

this is how villians are made

[arctic hawk]

Butt fair enough, you've known each other longer than I.

Speaking of things no one cares about, 78% on Odin

[woven marsh]

I care

Good job

[arctic hawk]

Thank

Might actually go below 10k oil out of boredom today.

[cobalt wyvern]

I think Krot needs it the most that's it

[woven marsh]

You calling me Krot is weird

[frail bone]

good thing that next event is a filler one

[woven marsh]

English speaking people say "Kroto"

[frail bone]

or kroto would go insane

[woven marsh]

Russian speaking people say "Krot"

cos that's the name of the animal

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Russian kroto, ey

[kind heart]

Butt 🍑

[leaden arrow]

just call him Maxy

stonks

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/colon-mochrie-butt-gif-10863330

Collin Mochire always relevant.

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

I may've misspelled his last name.

[arctic hawk]

Welp, finally got Nachi on SP4.

[cobalt wyvern]

Fine I'll call you Kroto @woven marsh

[arctic hawk]

ohey, 40k is another MILF
I mean Nyotengu

[woven marsh]

[hasty kiln]

mecha tengu

[arctic hawk]

Yay, got all SP4 drops, yay...yaaaaaaaayyyyy

[woven marsh]

I MLBd all SP4 drops

[woven marsh]

You do what you want, I just found it weird

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean people call me Snail in other servers

[leaden arrow]

I've kek'd myself, I forgot to plug my phone charger into the outlet and now it's feckin ded

[cobalt wyvern]

Because of my pfp

[woven marsh]

snail man

[woven marsh]

I can relate

to the phone

[leaden arrow]

I plugged it into my phone, but not the outlet

Phone died
"Wait, wtf ? I plugged it in already........"
looks at the outlet
"oh.......oh no"

Lol

Next time always check if you plugged your charger

[woven marsh]

One more build

WIsh me luck

[leaden arrow]

I wish you luck my friend

[cobalt wyvern]

Wishing you Honokers

[leaden arrow]

I usually have it plugged in, but this time, I somehow forgot to check. Maybe it's because I am feeling dizzy and sleepy

I see

when it's past 6pm, I somehow turns very derpy

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

No Honoka today

[woven marsh]

[leaden arrow]

F for Maxy

[hasty kiln]

no honkers

[woven marsh]

🅱️ensacola

[kind heart]

Wait for tomorrow

[woven marsh]

[hasty kiln]

[leaden arrow]

[hasty kiln]

try tomorrow

[woven marsh]

100 gold more for one more build

then I quit the game

[leaden arrow]

@kind heart Can I get a cappuccino?

[kind heart]

No milk

[leaden arrow]

It's cool

I would've consumed Cappu if not for me being biased towards black coffee

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

No touchy Cappu

[leaden arrow]

Touche

[arctic hawk]

My Kroto get Kent all day tomorrow.

[leaden arrow]

[woven marsh]

If I had cubes

[kind heart]

Nooo, he'll get Honka Honka

[arctic hawk]

And may he get Honoka on the absolute last second before the weekly maintenance.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Nah, I meem, but I actually do want the guy to get his 7th ship.

[leaden arrow]

Honkai Impact

[woven marsh]

Honokers Impact

[arctic hawk]

Honoka's impact ||zone||.

[leaden arrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/768725968641720320/kissunose.gif

[leaden arrow]

Pog

[arctic hawk]

Ew, I've been pog'd
-10 HP

[woven marsh]

Welp

time to pog

[leaden arrow]

Poggerino Maximo

[leaden arrow]

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-omg-fish-shookt-triggered-gif-9720855

[woven marsh]

POGGERS FISH

POGGERS FISH

[arctic hawk]

mfw I've known this fish gif before it became "pogfish"

The video it comes from is equally funny.

[leaden arrow]

Chocolat Le Fish

[woven marsh]

Send exploding Champog

[arctic hawk]

Le fishe*

[woven marsh]

Der Fisch

[leaden arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-pog-fish-poggers-fish-pog-champ-poggers-gif-16548474

[woven marsh]

That's not exploding

That's a normal Champog

[leaden arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/pog-explode-shattered-broken-gif-15365808

This?

[woven marsh]

Yes

Thank

Last build

2:10

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

1 cube

what is this luck

[arctic hawk]

Go on, kroto. You got this.

[leaden arrow]

wat, did my blessing work ?

[woven marsh]

Hermes

[leaden arrow]

lmao

[woven marsh]

Honoka is 2:35

[leaden arrow]

F

[kind heart]

Wait for tomorrow

[leaden arrow]

I guess I can't help, my lucc is on vacation

[arctic hawk]

Kroto, here's what you do. You put on Bury The Light. Do a single pull. Just as the chorus hits, you open the cube and reveal your ship.

[hasty kiln]

try say aaaaa honkers wangy wangy wangy, please come

[frail bone]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0azYFpHmf1Hj3BamFyPgxB?si=VuPeMI2FSX2X6urShsrJ1g play this may it give you strenght

[leaden arrow]

Why are you all so perverted?

[frail bone]

[hasty kiln]

why not ?

[jagged tendon]

Horni too strong

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

okay

give me a minute to get 1500 coins

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

and spend 300 more gems

[kind heart]

Don't do it

Do it tomorrow

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/just-do-it-shia-la-beouf-do-it-gif-4531935

[hasty kiln]

try saying wangy wangy things

[woven marsh]

Yesterday you said tommrow

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scytYIenltc

[woven marsh]

Now oath

[arctic hawk]

When I get another 600 gems.

[woven marsh]

I spent my free ring on her

I didn't know who I wanted

But she deserved it

[arctic hawk]

I spent my free ring on Laffey.

[woven marsh]

Oh I forgot

[arctic hawk]

Starter laifu, starter waifu.

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

I got 3 free rings

I think the max were 5

if you started on launch

My first was Laffey, Second FdG

[arctic hawk]

Time to actually put some gear on San Diego now that she has successfully approached.

And maybe even put'er in the USS fleet once she goes above 100.

[woven marsh]

She's universal kinda

Especially on Boss in W12-13

[arctic hawk]

One day I'll actually study that chart and equipment names.

||one day||

[woven marsh]

What chart

[arctic hawk]

This thing https://slaimuda.github.io/ectl/#/home

[woven marsh]

aaaaa honkers wangy wangy wangy, please come

[hasty kiln]

[jagged tendon]

Created by gph

[woven marsh]

That didn't work

You lied

[hasty kiln]

try tomorrow

[arctic hawk]

I told you to nut as Bury The Light's chorus starts.

You didn't listen.

[woven marsh]

That is my second chance

[arctic hawk]

Suit yourself.

Don't blame me if the magic's gone.

[woven marsh]

I'd never

[kind heart]

Mushroom fried rice

[woven marsh]

Okay but for real tho

That guide/tierlist looks nice

[kind heart]

Yes it does

[woven marsh]

But a certain part of the advice it gives is beyond meh

[arctic hawk]

I don't care about tier lists, I was looking at what equipment to slap on the ships.

[woven marsh]

Yeah, they equipment is also meh

Especially when it comes to things like AA

[arctic hawk]

Ok, can you direct me to something more concrete, then?

[woven marsh]

Me

[arctic hawk]

Ok, lisn' here you lil' Ivan.

[woven marsh]

I am not Ivan

I am Max

🗿

[arctic hawk]

Ah, you're Maxiumm Russia.

Ok, Putin.

[jagged tendon]

Ah yes, dmg Unicorn

[woven marsh]

Gulag it is

Ah yes

Staag on every ship

[jagged tendon]

Truly big brain

[woven marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/777633085046652988.png?v=1

[visual mountain]

Staag on all ships besides dd

[woven marsh]

Staag or Sexy Bofors

🧠

[visual mountain]

Since dd already high hit

[woven marsh]

This is an exception

[arctic hawk]

Still waiting on that fabled better guide

[neat flicker]

Сomrade Max

[woven marsh]

Speak of the devil

Here's your guide

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/716577259049320478/750834642860638288/image0.png

[kind heart]

Discord died

[woven marsh]

Embed Died

[arctic hawk]

Cheers.

Nah, it worked.

[woven marsh]

The long answer is that it's better to know the basics about equipping

Guides are a shorthand

They are not infallible

There are special cases

[arctic hawk]

@_@

[hot moat]

Yooo da ears look cool now

[kind heart]

Kroto made it

[woven marsh]

Nah, Cappu is just too humble. They made it

[hot moat]

Very cool

[kind heart]

How's your w12 progression, fire?

[hot moat]

I can't even access w12 yet

[jagged tendon]

Staagachu is smth I cant unsee when I look at staag now

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Anyway if you're unsure or just want more reasoning, you can ask

I can try and give the full answer

[arctic hawk]

I might pester you later for answers, ye.

[hot moat]

Still level 77

[woven marsh]

[hot moat]

Where do you.. level CVs at?

[kind heart]

Yeah I thought so

[arctic hawk]

You got this, chief.

Mostly dorms and Lecture halls.

[hot moat]

wut

[kind heart]

I level my CV through dorm, 10 hr comms, event grinding and w12

[woven marsh]

Solo leveling is a pain. 8-4 or 12-2

12-2 needs a battleship

[arctic hawk]

I sometimes forget about Lecture Halls.

[hot moat]

why 12-2 specifically on w12

[woven marsh]

cos it's the one I have on safe

[hot moat]

I see

[neat flicker]

12-2 needs a battleship?

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

If you want to level a trash ship

Solo carrier will die too fast

[hot moat]

[kind heart]

12-2 boss is light armour

DD boss

[woven marsh]

yeah, I hate Choukai ngl

as a boss

[kind heart]

[hot moat]

Is she.. hard?

[neat flicker]

Nope

[woven marsh]

No

Annoying

[kind heart]

Nope

[hot moat]

Annoying?

ah

[arctic hawk]

I hate the 9-4 boss so much.

[neat flicker]

Hah

[woven marsh]

triple DD?

[arctic hawk]

Not because they actually sunk my KMS vanguard.

[woven marsh]

Cos they move too much

[arctic hawk]

But of how stupid easy they were for my USS fleet instead.

[kind heart]

Fidget spinner

[woven marsh]

Imagine having to farm a ship there

for half a year

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

Ye, I kinda' want Maya, too.

[woven marsh]

That's 8-4

[arctic hawk]

Also want Isuzu because she must be protecc

[woven marsh]

Best farming level

[arctic hawk]

A'ight, color me dumb, then.

[hot moat]

I've gotten 7 Mayas

[woven marsh]

My picks are 8-4, 11-1, 12-2

[arctic hawk]

Maya

I want my 4 doggos.

[kind heart]

A lot of times I kill Choukai before Maya

[woven marsh]

People be like

Maya is easy to kill

[neat flicker]

And moving like they drawing the circle and this is annoying.

[woven marsh]

Choukai always dies first

[arctic hawk]

Isuzu's 7-3, right?

[woven marsh]

I like to do a fun thing where I ram them and they all pile up

[hot moat]

Screenshot from a while back

[kind heart]

I don't have Maya

[arctic hawk]

iJust want one, I don't mind using golden Bulins as mats.

[hot moat]

Maybe I should grind at 11-1 instead of 11-4

[leaden arrow]

I have 12 Mayas at one point, that's what you get from 8-4

[woven marsh]

Anything past W11 works

[leaden arrow]

[woven marsh]

Because 10-4 > 11-1 is extra 200 xp per node

[kind heart]

Grind 11-2, the boss is easy

[woven marsh]

the biggest xp gap

[hot moat]

Mhm

11-4 destroys my Vanguard if I use auto

[woven marsh]

I wanna say it

can I say it?

[hot moat]

say it

[woven marsh]

just manuel

[hot moat]

yeah I've been manualing it

[kind heart]

Myouko is the easiest boss in w11

[arctic hawk]

iRun auto all the time

[woven marsh]

I just have 11-1 on safe

cos like

I was stuck in 8-4 before FdG

then I heard FdG was coming

I rushed so hard to unlock 11-1

[neat flicker]

I tried to find my videos how I completed 10-4 with 1/1 but...wtf?

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

[hot moat]

wha

[woven marsh]

try 10 4 without a dash

||Russian subs||

[neat flicker]

||Best loli hentai||

[woven marsh]

Bonk Royal

[kind heart]

Fire is a kid

[woven marsh]

[hot moat]

I totally don't know what Shoujuo Ramune is

[woven marsh]

Shropshire

[kind heart]

Don't need to know at your age

[hot moat]

That was a lie

[woven marsh]

Horni

[hot moat]

[kind heart]

Nah, I will still assume you and Senpoi are both kids

[woven marsh]

They are

[neat flicker]

Just watch it, also don't forget to get to incognito

[hot moat]

already did

[woven marsh]

horni bad

Where's Jack when you need him

[hot moat]

[kind heart]

I still have 9 purple retrofits remaining, good thing I don't have the ships

[woven marsh]

Retros are eternal

Honokers isn't

[hot moat]

[kind heart]

Your Honoka will come tomorrow

[neat flicker]

Maybe...

[hot moat]

Hopefully

[woven marsh]

Rip all my purple boxes

[hot moat]

What happened

[woven marsh]

Scrapped 2k of those for money

[hot moat]

Rip

[woven marsh]

Portland

[neat flicker]

He opened them all to get money...

[woven marsh]

4 cubes

If I don't get Honokers

I kill myself

[flint meadow]

I will auto through the whole of W13

Dont you tempt me

[kind heart]

[hot moat]

So, was it worth it? How much money did you get?

[woven marsh]

enough for 1200 gems worth of cubes

[hot moat]

[neat flicker]

Spend them to gacha and get another rare ship...your luck sucks, Kroto. Just give up

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

I told'im what needed to be done, and he didn't listen.

[woven marsh]

I did

It didn’t work

I got 🅱️ortland

[hot moat]

[neat flicker]

But he have 1200 gems, he can buy a skin to Honka and get her, but not playable and can't put her to secretary place...

[arctic hawk]

Found Ido's nightmare.

[neat flicker]

He didn't pull out her?

[kind heart]

Lol this exchange

[arctic hawk]

As well as my nightmare.

https://azurlane.yo-star.com/#/art_exhibition

live wallpapers

Surprised these aren't sold out yet.

https://yostar.store/collections/azur-lane/products/azur-lane-3d-mouse-pad-2nd-anniv-腕托鼠标垫

[kind heart]

Azumama

She's a doggo like taco

[hot moat]

Rewatchin some godzilla movies

https://gfycat.com/peacefulcoolindianglassfish

360 No scope

[kind heart]

Nice

[hot moat]

Man tanked a meteor

oh god I have 600 oil left, not again

[kind heart]

I finally have a Noshiro

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

Better hide that from Kroto.

[visual mountain]

Lies

I have about 8k oil still

[arctic hawk]

worries in 11k

Hm. AQW or MMBN6

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

[cobalt wyvern]

anyone spotted my Warspite? or did I turn it off?

I'll need to check

[woven marsh]

I have Epha

[arctic hawk]

Wait, you can see who's visiting your dorm live?
Huh.

Neat.

[kind heart]

Not live

[cobalt wyvern]

aaaaand done

[arctic hawk]

Congrats

[cobalt wyvern]

and now back to grinding

[arctic hawk]

Give Kroto some oil.

[jagged tendon]

Thicc DD

[arctic hawk]

Ok, so. What gear should I slap onto San Diego now that she's ascended to rainbow status?

[jagged tendon]

I use the twin 100mm, any torp cause her torp stat sucks, twin 113mm, toolbox and gold air radar

[cobalt wyvern]

so now I have 80 HMS ships

[kind heart]

Not twin 100.
Twin 114 or single 138.6 mm
Twin 130 mm too if you have it
Twin 127 mm also works

[cobalt wyvern]

out of 91

[jagged tendon]

Dont have 114 so used 100 for the AA

[arctic hawk]

Twin 100mm type 98 not good on'er?

[kind heart]

That meager amount of AA isn't relevant to Sandy

[arctic hawk]

Uhh...100mm gives her 30 AA

And the 114 gives'er 20

They're both +7

[kind heart]

Twin 114 is a straight upgrade to Twin 100

[hot moat]

Help

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

[hot moat]

Guess I'm done for today, oil is ded

[woven marsh]

weak

[jagged tendon]

The more the merrier

[woven marsh]

@arctic hawk

Depending on whether you need more AA

I memed W13 with double AA radar

[arctic hawk]

tfw ran out of 127mms

[kind heart]

in w13 she'll just be using single 138.6 mm or twin 127 mm, outside that she doesn't care about that minor AA boost from twin 100 anyway

[cobalt wyvern]

the satisfaction of getting another booba woman never disappoints

[visual mountain]

Sandy double aa radar, 100mm gold

All max level

[woven marsh]

Double AA radar, while memey, isn't practical

[ripe aspen]

hello

[cobalt wyvern]

sup

[visual mountain]

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

[visual mountain]

Sandy with aa equips after kai is just meme

[ripe aspen]

gonna speedrun 4-1 again

[cobalt wyvern]

so now the objective is to save up merit for the SRs in the Merit Shop

[visual mountain]

Sandy before w12 was a meme

[cobalt wyvern]

whoever they may be

[woven marsh]

Should be doable this season easily

[cobalt wyvern]

yep yep

[kind heart]

Can't kill something which is already dead

[woven marsh]

Nobody playing pvp

[cobalt wyvern]

I did like 6 battles today @woven marsh

[woven marsh]

I can't get points