lexington-general

[arctic hawk]

Ye, sure.

[woven marsh]

Tbf it's like

Mother Russia and A LOT of Dumbass kids

and tbh lots of people can't even name them

or show them on the map

[arctic hawk]

Are you calling Mother Russia a whore?

[woven marsh]

and some of those live in those same countries

[arctic hawk]

Do you want Papa Putin to hear you?

[woven marsh]

He's isn't Papa

[jagged tendon]

Mama Mio

[woven marsh]

Great English there mate

Top notch

Splendid

[arctic hawk]

not knowing who Mama Mio is

Kroto continues to disapoint.

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

I ain't a simp

[arctic hawk]

🔫

[woven marsh]

Unless it's a 2d girl

[versed terrace]

I ain't either

[arctic hawk]

Oi, bruv. Ya' got a loicense fo' dat ther cat cosplaya'?

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Nero:

[woven marsh]

ALso Nero:

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Yea, it's like I'm being sarcastic by using that or something.

Fuck me, it's true what they say. You ain't allowed to have fun in the USSR.

[woven marsh]

It's like

I am making a joke as well

Can't have shit in Romania

Like. That's it.

[arctic hawk]

Bull, you couldn't tell humor if it swam up to you and slapped you in the armpit.

[woven marsh]

tell humor what?

[cobalt wyvern]

so I awakened QE for the second time

she's level 108 now

[cobalt wyvern]

woah I've been using her a lot

[woven marsh]

What was I supposed to tell it????

DOn't do this to me!

[jagged tendon]

Perseus mood is very low
When isnt it

[woven marsh]

Ikr

I am disappointed

She only gets better post oath

[arctic hawk]

No, Kroto. You are the disappointment.

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

No, Nero

[cobalt wyvern]

so QE started today at level 100

now she's level 108

[woven marsh]

WE are.

[arctic hawk]

🇷🇺

I swear to goat, I had a sickle emote here somewhere.

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/falce-e-martello-sparkle-shining-gif-16196432

This'll do.

[frail bone]

from 29% to 62

i will hit 70% today

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-cheshire-gif-18307780

[woven marsh]

☭☭☭☭☭

Pathetic

[arctic hawk]

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess.

[woven marsh]

No Royals!

Only Workers

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

@woven marsh I think QE is leveled enough for a Warspite/Monarch/QE rear

since she's just Warspite bait

[woven marsh]

NO ROYALS

Only ☭☭☭☭☭

[versed terrace]

so

we've become communist eh

fine with me

[jagged tendon]

Honestly I would rather eat my shoe

[verbal talon]

Kataro is a commie!

[versed terrace]

hey

it'll go back to normal

....... eventually.....

[woven marsh]

No mom it's not a phase

[versed terrace]

[dapper plank]

oooo

495

on math

damn that took long

[woven marsh]

How much is that

out of 100

in metric please

I am having a breakdown

[arctic hawk]

Why are you doing this to yourself.

You got more than double my points, chill.

[frail bone]

i noticed this a long time ago

if Kroto doenst get his Honokers he might sacrifice something

[woven marsh]

You should have been here on Essex event

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

I have been carrying Lexington before the big boys came over

and the only reason i finished top 5 is cos I ran out of oil

[woven marsh]

2nd kindey

not mine tho

[frail bone]

now you may understand why i sacrificed JB and Tosa

[woven marsh]

bruh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/737818465116880927.png?v=1

[frail bone]

Aurora Noctis

wanst nice to me...

cool

i just talk about this and BFG Division starts blasting

[woven marsh]

Bruh do I get more oil?

[frail bone]

weekly reset?

[versed terrace]

hang in there kroto

your oil is my oil as well

so i'll just use it

[woven marsh]

I think I'm having a breakdown

Cos I got a fidget spinner

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

so yeah i just made a sacrifice of JB and Tosa

to the RNG gods

and got Perseus after that

[versed terrace]

nani

[woven marsh]

I get Tosa

[versed terrace]

you sacrificed tosa

[woven marsh]

but JB

[versed terrace]

and jb?

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

yeah...

i was having a breakdown at that time

so

yeah

[versed terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-anime-girl-kawaii-confused-gif-4955442

[frail bone]

by breakdown i mean

0 cubes

[woven marsh]

1k more oil let's go

[frail bone]

0 coins

[versed terrace]

give that oil

[frail bone]

i even spent

my gems

for coobs

[versed terrace]

it is the state's property

[frail bone]

i still have Kaga BB

cuz i like her

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

Honoka

[dapper plank]

what am i seeing

[frail bone]

sacrifices

RNG gods demand it

[arctic hawk]

Kaga BB is pretty dope.

iLike'er too.

[frail bone]

i actually run a comp of

Akagi Kaga BB Taihou and Roon

on Scherzo contest

called it apocalypse fleet

[arctic hawk]

Noice

[dapper plank]

LOL

top 632k

[cobalt wyvern]

what is Kroto even trying to do

[arctic hawk]

Sniff oil.

Succeeding at it, apparently.

[cobalt wyvern]

then why is he wasting all his oil

[ripe aspen]

hi yess hello i have gone b r o k e :,)

looks like im finishing 4-1 2day

[hot moat]

[ripe aspen]

CUE SPEEDRUNNING MUSIC

[cobalt wyvern]

3 states of matter as demonstrated by Essex

solid:

liquid:

gas:

[versed terrace]

[versed terrace]

i've had tighter times than that

15 mins anyone?

[ripe aspen]

https://youtu.be/VJG1IrJxf3Y

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

this is what you see inside of a black hole

[woven marsh]

So that's where all my effing oil has gone to

[hot moat]

It all makes sense now

[woven marsh]

also

why is it white

[arctic hawk]

See, Kroto. This is how you shitpost.

At least Ido's funny.

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

this image scares me

[woven marsh]

How much did he pay you to say this

[arctic hawk]

11k oil.

[cobalt wyvern]

5 coins @woven marsh

[arctic hawk]

You want some?

[woven marsh]

There’s a lot of purple in this picture

And it kinda looks pretty

Aesthetically pleasing, if you will

[visual mountain]

[ripe aspen]

MiHoYo: get the orchestra
Me looking right at the f**king dendro slime flower:

[arctic hawk]

Me: Burn that fucker with Xiangling

[woven marsh]

How cute

She does the victory sign

With her gigantic metal hands

[arctic hawk]

Lower the pointer finger.

[ripe aspen]

procrastinating on speedrunning 4-1 for no reason be like

[jagged tendon]

You know why Indy is so happy?

Portland isnt in sight

[woven marsh]

I leveled Portland’s skill

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/shinano-azur-lane-sesse-seseren-gif-18696036

[woven marsh]

So that she goes to the bottom of the list

Annoyed me she was the first ship there all the time

[rough turret]

[woven marsh]

Red Man

With a new pfp

It’s animated

[arctic hawk]

You are...very unhealthily obsessed with colored names.

[woven marsh]

Do I look healthy to you?

[arctic hawk]

And ye, looks like a VTuber.

You make a good point.

[woven marsh]

I’m about to stop being a mega noob

[arctic hawk]

rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgqSwPQkxTc

[rough turret]

@woven marsh

[woven marsh]

[rough turret]

"new" might not be the word. It was what i used before i lost nitro

But its back now

matches this one now

[woven marsh]

Pet the red man

And also pat

[arctic hawk]

and also of

Don't think I didn't see that.

[woven marsh]

I@ having a braking

Okay wtf

[rough turret]

[arctic hawk]

You're having something, alright.

Y'need help?

[woven marsh]

I need oil

[frail bone]

*honokers

[arctic hawk]

@cobalt wyvern

[cobalt wyvern]

not giving away oil

[woven marsh]

And Honokers

[rough turret]

No honokers for Kroto

[woven marsh]

Everyone is such a bully

[arctic hawk]

Imagine simping for The Red Guy, only to have him betray you.

https://tenor.com/view/red-guy-el-cow-and-chicken-gif-15315540

[woven marsh]

Am I going completely insane or the ship positions change on the post battle screnes

[rough turret]

Wdym

Like compared to fleet setup?

[woven marsh]

Yeah. And it also changes from time to time

[rough turret]

I think it does. I am not sure

As to why

[woven marsh]

Yeah. I’m definitely not going crazy on this one

But it’s actually pretty annoying

[dapper plank]

top 611k lol pogs

[jagged tendon]

Thought you meant like Odin for a sec, that has happened as long as Ive been playing

[flint meadow]

I see Mio and my salt levels have reached PEAK CAPACITY

[arctic hawk]

Just mention oil and you'll get your revenge.

[hot moat]

Yay

[rough turret]

[frail bone]

@woven marsh dun worry kroto you still have the holo ships

[rough turret]

[arctic hawk]

Ookami Mio and Shirakami Fubuki kthx

[dapper plank]

red man

[rough turret]

[dapper plank]

im somehow going up the rank

top 610k

[arctic hawk]

3 am
Maybe I should hit the hay.

[frail bone]

hes keeping the GPH hate in check

people can only hate GPH inside GPH

[versed terrace]

red man has blessed us with a gift from the gods

however i cannot receive that gift

miooooooooooooooooo

[ripe aspen]

what do you guys think of amagi server

actually might as well ask you all that for all of the servers

[versed terrace]

idk the amagi server

[frail bone]

i only know that i like Lexington more

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

record scratch
freeze frame
yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation

[versed terrace]

27th

ay

highest i've been is 14th

[cobalt wyvern]

and yeeeah I think I'll wait

what do you do in this situation, just wait for your rank to drop? @versed terrace

[versed terrace]

yea

[cobalt wyvern]

so basically wait for tomorrow?

[versed terrace]

held top 100 for a week

then quit

yea

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah just everyone in my opponent list is lower ranked

and has stronger fleets

won't be worth it

[versed terrace]

i got bored

so just stopped doing pvp

[leaden arrow]

@dapper plank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kujWY3nYqz8

WG made a video on it, very cool

[versed terrace]

need to watch that

lol

https://tenor.com/view/burning-love-kongou-kermit-kantai-collection-gif-14702584

[kind heart]

Oh yeah, I remember missing AotN by 4 ranks a day ago

[frail bone]

IJN be like nothing to see here the sirens started it

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

Yus, WG's documentaries are stonks

[cobalt wyvern]

@woven marsh helppp

what do I do now

[kind heart]

It's new, not much PvP cancer. Some major ships like Noshiro, Ryuuhou, Russians, Italians are missing from it

[kind heart]

?

[cobalt wyvern]

how do I get it to drop

[frail bone]

soon they will reach the hands of the pvp meta soy boys

[cobalt wyvern]

so just do nothing and wait for tomorrow?

[kind heart]

It'll drop when you don't play, did you just use all your attempts in one go?

[frail bone]

well u can drop

by losing ?

[kind heart]

[cobalt wyvern]

no I still have 4 attempts

@kind heart

[kind heart]

Ah, people like to play a lot around resets because they don't understand how to spread out their attempts

[cobalt wyvern]

well I did a couple of attempts yesterday sorta testing how PvP plays like

but today I spread my attempts through the day

[dapper plank]

ooooo

saw the trailer

[kind heart]

1

[leaden arrow]

I haven't watched it yet though

[cobalt wyvern]

so basically what I should do now is either lose or wait for more attempts tomorrow?

[kind heart]

Don't lose, just be patient

[jagged tendon]

8

[cobalt wyvern]

eh I don't like losing anyway

[kind heart]

Losing will cost you unrecoverable ranks

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm not trying to get the highest rank per se

I just want to maximize merit

[frail bone]

70%

[dapper plank]

i get to learn my own island

[kind heart]

Maximum merit means to get Admiral of the Navy (rank: top 10, score>2200)

[versed terrace]

congrats

[kind heart]

2200 score is obtainable in the last few days of the 2nd week

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah but what about a more realistic rank?

I'm not there quite yet

[kind heart]

Top 50 is easy with semi meta fleet

[versed terrace]

top 1000

actually

i've never tried

so idk

[kind heart]

I use Portland and Sandy in PvP

[versed terrace]

hm

ok

[kind heart]

Still got 14th rank

[versed terrace]

noice

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean I got to rank 22 and idk why

[versed terrace]

ur probably tied to a higher rank

[leaden arrow]

wait, wot ?

[cobalt wyvern]

probably

[leaden arrow]

[dapper plank]

yes

[versed terrace]

time to start grinding again

[dapper plank]

i live near pearl harbor

about 3 miles away

[versed terrace]

thats really close

dang

[cobalt wyvern]

all the fleets in my opponent list is a bunch of meta fleets

[dapper plank]

mhm

[leaden arrow]

[versed terrace]

BOTAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Y YOU IN MY DORM

[kind heart]

5 attempts left, I don't spread out my attempts because I don't have time or brains for that shit

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

@hasty kiln

[dapper plank]

woah

[cobalt wyvern]

so basically I keep my medal rank for the rest of the season? @kind heart

and I can increase it tomorrow?

rn I'm Ensign

[versed terrace]

good for you

im at 3.5k or something like that

beating up people at 1.5k

good stuff

[kind heart]

Your rank is determined by your score and rank. Your score can only increase, your rank fluctuates

[cobalt wyvern]

btw does the opponent list automatically refresh?

[versed terrace]

no

the players do not

their ranks will

at least that's what i could tell from what others told me

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm stuck against some really scary fleets

[versed terrace]

lol

it be like that sometimes

[cobalt wyvern]

is losing my only option?

[kind heart]

I've seen my opponents change automatically, but it happens so randomly

[versed terrace]

yea same

i still don't how the thing works

[kind heart]

[kind heart]

Use today's refresh.
iirc you get 3-4 5 refreshes per day

[cobalt wyvern]

ok so I'm safe

nah I ran out of those in the morning

I did a stoopid

[versed terrace]

lol

did you refresh?

[cobalt wyvern]

so yeah gonna wait for tomorrow

I refreshed too much

[versed terrace]

lol

pog jumped to the top 500

[kind heart]

Your opponent will probably be different by tomorrow, it's so random

[versed terrace]

yea

lmao

[cobalt wyvern]

all I care about is that I won't need to fight a level 120 FdG and a level 120 Azuma

and a level 120 Juneau

[kind heart]

You won't lol

[cobalt wyvern]

I'll probably be able to buy Grenville tomorrow

[kind heart]

Yukikaze+Amagi in PvP is a true demon spawn. Add in Juneau to that and it's just cancer at that point

[versed terrace]

i just saw this from the corner of my eye

[cobalt wyvern]

why do only you guys get the funny meme fleets

[versed terrace]

had to take a screenshot

[cobalt wyvern]

and I get to fight sweatlords

[kind heart]

Do tell me if you ever get me as opponent, my fleet is easy to defeat tho

[cobalt wyvern]

is your ingame name also Cappuccino?

[versed terrace]

no

[cobalt wyvern]

what is it then?

[versed terrace]

its captain fluff

[kind heart]

captain fluffs

[cobalt wyvern]

k

[versed terrace]

fluffy

[cobalt wyvern]

gonna be funny

[versed terrace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/782435114612949052/02Patpat.gif

[kind heart]

There's another guy named Captain Fluffy, it's not me

[versed terrace]

how dare he

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

should i go on?

[kind heart]

Older than me

[versed terrace]

i have 2 attacks left

but my ranks not going up

i should stop

[kind heart]

It will go up, it's just the first day lmao

[versed terrace]

tbf i missed the first 10 attacks

[cobalt wyvern]

oh

it's fluffs

[versed terrace]

LOL

[cobalt wyvern]

cappu located

lethal force engaged

[versed terrace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/776291008094142464/SandyAniWoke.gif

[kind heart]

No capital letters

[cobalt wyvern]

sent a request

[versed terrace]

ah whatever

i'm doing it

[kind heart]

Choco

[cobalt wyvern]

I need to friend more people and increase my ego and the illusion that I have a lot of friends

[versed terrace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/782435114612949052/02Patpat.gif

[fossil cape]

Engaging in dorm stalking protocol

[dapper plank]

[kind heart]

[versed terrace]

NO

[cobalt wyvern]

you can gaze at the might of Brazil if you want

(my dorm)

[dapper plank]

idc about me dorms

[versed terrace]

i'll bonk everyone who enters my dorm

[dapper plank]

u sure?

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

@kind heart I see you're a man of culture as well

your dorm design is similar to mine's

that said, mine is more... cluttered

[versed terrace]

i just have a preset dorm lmao

[cobalt wyvern]

I like custom dorms

[dapper plank]

i have presets

[kind heart]

Hermione freaking out over the french invasion

[versed terrace]

shall i enter with the japs

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

rank 44

good enough

[cobalt wyvern]

there are more maids in this dorm than people for the maids to serve

[kind heart]

[versed terrace]

yes

thats how it works

[kind heart]

[visual mountain]

[versed terrace]

very spacious

[kind heart]

I have a 2nd floor, I never look at it myself

[versed terrace]

and pretty empty

can't access 2nd floor

[cobalt wyvern]

I don't have a second floor

everything the girls need is in Brazil

[versed terrace]

i just looked at ido's dorm

[versed terrace]

so cluttered

[cobalt wyvern]

it's beautiful

[visual mountain]

[kind heart]

I can't find the settings related to 2nd floor

[frail bone]

you guys can aways look at my dorms too

[visual mountain]

[frail bone]

[cobalt wyvern]

when I get Grenville

I'll have 80 Anglo ships

[fossil cape]

Someday, we may be able to visit second floors, when idk

[kind heart]

[versed terrace]

my waifus are up there

[fossil cape]

rn my first floor is just a trophy room with some extras

[kind heart]

Shropshire looks interested in the Russian trophy

[fossil cape]

And the ss of second floor stuck in processing

[kind heart]

[versed terrace]

i've missed so many trophies im ashamed of myself

[kind heart]

My 2nd floor has the ships I'm grinding with

[versed terrace]

[jagged tendon]

Hermione's about to die

[versed terrace]

nice timing lmao

[kind heart]

[versed terrace]

i can see two in choco's collection that i've missed

[kind heart]

I've missed Crimson Echoes trophy

That looks pretty

[leaden arrow]

[kind heart]

Laffey and Shinano together

[leaden arrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITY-fJJnPNQ

[fossil cape]

[leaden arrow]

thankgod, now I can prevent my bike from getting stolen

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

Just strap a bomb to back part, if they want the bike so much they can take it

[versed terrace]

which one is the crimson echoes one

[jagged tendon]

Amagi

[kind heart]

Amagi

[versed terrace]

noo the trophy

[fossil cape]

the castle

[versed terrace]

ah

i have that

[kind heart]

Japanese castle

[leaden arrow]

it will be a warbike

[versed terrace]

WARBIKE

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

[leaden arrow]

imagine kamikaze with deathbike

[versed terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-warspite-scream-gif-15727967

[leaden arrow]

great, now I can't get it out of my mind

[versed terrace]

[fossil cape]

esskonk

[jagged tendon]

Eating at a restaurant, hears a loud explosion
"Dont worry, some idiot tried to steal my bike"

[kind heart]

[frail bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/724469712737533982/765896262608224256/image0.gif

[kind heart]

my discord is dying again

[verbal talon]

You guys have more than one floor?

[kind heart]

[verbal talon]

what are you, simps for Akashi?

[kind heart]

2nd floor cost is only 500 gems, very helpful in grinding and morale recovery

[jagged tendon]

I dont have it

[visual mountain]

Discord embedding has been broken all day

[leaden arrow]

Discord having a seizure, nothing to see here

it's normal, yes

[versed terrace]

yes

[cobalt wyvern]

Finally

[versed terrace]

congrats

you have gone where even I have never gotten before

[frail bone]

i have 290 rn

dont let kroto discover it

[kind heart]

I'm at 272 rn, just spam the 10 hrs commissions

[frail bone]

kroto is sure slowy losing it

when will the event ends anyways?

[jagged tendon]

Wednesday/Thursday

[frail bone]

next Thursday?

[jagged tendon]

This one

[kind heart]

52 hrs, 43 minutes

[frail bone]

damn

he don't have too much time

gotta be honest

[jagged tendon]

Finally rid of that main menu music

[kind heart]

Mute it

[jagged tendon]

Then I cant hear the others

[frail bone]

i only listen to spotify when im playing anyways

[kind heart]

Music can be muted separately tho

[jagged tendon]

Where?

https://twitter.com/iglooDUDA/status/1335917721985273857?s=19

アシモ953 (@iglooDUDA)

#これが私の代表作
ケツドラムの人です👏ω👏 https://t.co/qKGtxWFa22

Retweets

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Twitter · Dec 7, 2020, 12:02 PM

[cobalt wyvern]

who else wants to friend me ingame?

username is RarBib2

[kind heart]

all my sound settings are zero/almost zero

[versed terrace]

same

i listen to other music when playing

[kind heart]

Gears worth saving for the upcoming gear tree so far

BTD time to shine, by becoming something new

[hazy kayak]

azur lane anime comes out 11th jan

[dapper plank]

hmm

[cobalt wyvern]

AL anime material detected

[hasty kiln]

[cobalt wyvern]

lethal meme force engaged

[jagged tendon]

Epha is in the base

[cobalt wyvern]

@hazy kayak I would kill for another dub

[jagged tendon]

Also Honokers is really surprised watching Odin

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_bisoku/status/1336144090606419969?s=19

TVアニメ『アズールレーン びそくぜんしんっ！』公式 (@azurlane_bisoku)

【放送情報解禁】
2021年1月11日（月） 25:00から、
TOKYO MX、BS11 他にて放送開始！
各種配信サービスでも順次配信予定です。

個性豊かで可愛らしい艦船たちの日常の姿をぜひお楽しみに♪

#アズールレーン
#びそくアニメ

Twitter · Dec 8, 2020, 3:02 AM

[cobalt wyvern]

da fuck is 25:00

[hazy kayak]

idk

[visual mountain]

Military time

[dapper plank]

it suppose to be 24

[jagged tendon]

Well shouldnt have done spring cleaning last week

[visual mountain]

Episode length

[cobalt wyvern]

25 minutes?

?????

[hasty kiln]

[hazy kayak]

no idea

but anime!!!!!

[fossil cape]

this is still part of x day's programming but goes past midnight

[cobalt wyvern]

how the fuck do you turn a Slow Ahead chapter into 25 minutes

[hazy kayak]

I'm gonna become a seasonal watcher

[cobalt wyvern]

this will require levels of padding that will make DBZ look fast

[hazy kayak]

Once again

not really

[visual mountain]

Filler

[hazy kayak]

you can draw out some scenes

[jagged tendon]

Probably more than one chapter connected if thats the case

[visual mountain]

Stretch the shit out

[hazy kayak]

like Eugen cooking

and Baltimore playing sports

[visual mountain]

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean more filler means more scenes for me to meme

[orchid plover]

Baltimore?

[hazy kayak]

I remember that comic

[orchid plover]

Playing sports??

[hazy kayak]

yes

Have you not seen the trailer?

[orchid plover]

I only seen this

[hazy kayak]

We get to see Baltimore in a wet buttoned shirt

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/3XFR3NZ3q7w

Nimi down, need backup

[cobalt wyvern]

oops video error at 0:01

sry about that

lemme fix the video up

[hasty kiln]

[cobalt wyvern]

ok this one works @hazy kayak https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/514333567195807754/768671877123276821/z23bootcamp.mp4

meme I made 2 months ago

[verbal talon]

the slow ahead spinoff?

[jagged tendon]

[kind heart]

[cobalt wyvern]

with your help and god's help we'll have a Slow Ahead dub

[jagged tendon]

Oh no pls no

[cobalt wyvern]

bro I need dubbed Essex in my life

[jagged tendon]

If its going to be dubbed let it be Yostar picking the actors, we already know how shitty the western companies are

[kind heart]

It's my second gold sub torp

[cobalt wyvern]

nonono

I want it to be bad

at least as bad as the last one

[kind heart]

[cobalt wyvern]

they hated Ido because he told them the truth

[jagged tendon]

[cobalt wyvern]

all I care about is meme material

if the dub is bad

then the more meme material I get

[jagged tendon]

[cobalt wyvern]

bonk me all you want

but I need to make more AL anime memes

[leaden arrow]

dub is good for the memes, yes

the only reason why would I ever watch a dub

[cobalt wyvern]

example meme

[jagged tendon]

Just imagine having the Slow Ahead Nimi and then she starts speaking like an angry drunk german

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

[dapper plank]

what did i do wrong

[verbal talon]

i dunno

[cobalt wyvern]

I have mastered the art of dubbing over anything I want over the tea party scene from the AL anime

[verbal talon]

it just felt right

[cobalt wyvern]

I am looking forward to more QE scenes in Slow Ahead

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

🍪

have cookie

[jagged tendon]

Has QE even appeared in SA?

[cobalt wyvern]

yes

one chapter

[jagged tendon]

Dont remember her

[cobalt wyvern]

I do

for some reason

[dapper plank]

u can bonk me when i become horni or becoming stoopid

[verbal talon]

ok

[dapper plank]

[half panther]

[leaden arrow]

I found a thing

https://youtu.be/5miJmAizWe4

36kts Yamato

[dapper plank]

dat slow

[verbal talon]

its 8kts faster

and 28kts was extraordinary for a ship that size

[kind heart]

nimi animation

[hazy kayak]

bunshin

[cobalt wyvern]

Ayanami learned instant transmission

[leaden arrow]

for a ship of that size, it's so fast

it's like CL speed

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

but this one is overweight, armed with 460mm guns, and well armored

fast gurl

[dapper plank]

i take back what i said

about its slow

[leaden arrow]

Iowa could reach like what ? 33kts, but that one is smaller and lighter

Imagine seeing a Unimog going at 100mph

[fossil cape]

Icarus learning of Yamato guns

[hasty kiln]

https://youtu.be/XZpTyjf5TZk

[versed terrace]

belfast has moves

[cobalt wyvern]

what

[jagged tendon]

Belfast can kick ass

[dapper plank]

She’s thicc

Not in the weird way but

[jagged tendon]

It's Belfast

[dapper plank]

I mean yeah

[cobalt wyvern]

are you surprised

[dapper plank]

Ive never see her this thick

[verbal talon]

prepares the bonking stick

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

you're on thin fucking ice, senpoi

[dapper plank]

Nuuuu

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/732805239983571004.gif?v=1

[verbal talon]

Why are you running? You haven't committed horni yet.

[dapper plank]

so uh

i gained around 20 pp with DT on almost 5 star beatmap

noice

[verbal talon]

neat

[dapper plank]

nvm

56pp

top 601k

POGG

i passed 60 pp

LOL

71pp

[leaden arrow]

nice one, senpai

meanwhile, I can't even decide whether to do ranking in this game now or later

[dapper plank]

take sum tea and relax

[leaden arrow]

I can't really do that

cus me

doing sum ting

[verbal talon]

Hey we took your tea!

the horni was only 65% removed!

you aren't supposed to have it back yet!

[dapper plank]

i made it on my own

[verbal talon]

You pulled a gun on an officer of the anti-horni!

We will need to analyze that tea of yours to see if there is any horni

[dapper plank]

uh oh

https://tenor.com/view/loli-lick-dragon-anime-gif-10005495

licc

[verbal talon]

inhales

HORNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[blissful pulsar]

ok

[dapper plank]

secretly presses stuka dive bombers button

https://tenor.com/view/stuka-air-force-ww2-luftwaffe-gif-15002376

[leaden arrow]

Mistake, you've alerted the B-29 Heavy Bomber Regiment

[dapper plank]

it looks like the Ju 87's

[leaden arrow]

[jagged tendon]

Goes from horni to ww2 part 2 eletric boogalo

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

Senpoi is megabonked

[dapper plank]

amazing

[leaden arrow]

Have a good art then

[verbal talon]

I will take good art

[dapper plank]

b-17's?

[verbal talon]

Have a good art in return

No, senpoi those are B-29s!

[blissful pulsar]

hmmmm

[verbal talon]

the one i posted was B-17s and B-24s

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

with P-51 escorts

[leaden arrow]

Guess what this plane's mission was in 45

[dapper plank]

uh...

[leaden arrow]

Hmm.......I am feeling that something is rising within me

and it's not a good thing

[verbal talon]

i feel the same feeling kaneko

its a feeling of

[leaden arrow]

should we do something about it then ?

[verbal talon]

We should

[leaden arrow]

Senpoi come here

[verbal talon]

We have to talk to you

[dapper plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/732805239983571004.gif?v=1

nuuuuu

[verbal talon]

OWARI DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

https://tenor.com/view/bomber-german-germany-brasil-ww1-gif-18228460

[dapper plank]

im too slow

[blissful pulsar]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/x7sAAgTbspbNO3yXRB703ILpugJw8fFLSJ02UngZCC0/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/785583889711497247/image0.gif

speed

[verbal talon]

We're not pursuing you, Takao enjoyer. You may continue on your way.

[blissful pulsar]

understandable, have a good day

[leaden arrow]

Senpoi is going to Siberia now

for much needed "guidance"

[dapper plank]

spare me

[kind heart]

how did my dorm change itself? @versed terrace

[versed terrace]

i willed it so

obviously

[kind heart]

[versed terrace]

you have no power over me mortal

[verbal talon]

Senpoo will not be spared

[versed terrace]

wus happening

[verbal talon]

he will learn the entire history of the US Army Air Force

heck the entire air force

[kind heart]

Bonks doesn't work on Senpoi anymore

[leaden arrow]

yes, no escaping

[dapper plank]

but my morning pats...

[leaden arrow]

come over here, let me teach you my rope techniques

[kind heart]

[verbal talon]

from the use of balloons in the Spanish-American War to the modern use of the F-22

[dapper plank]

not those

[verbal talon]

yes

u didnt know a B-29 from a B-17

you must be

....Educated

[dapper plank]

education for aviation...

i want my sbd

[verbal talon]

thats not until unit 6

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

I accidentally skipped 5 attempts

Also

I’m glad I turned on “Keep enough to Max LB” filter on

Would’ve never noticed

[hasty kiln]

kroto, wheres your honker ?

[kind heart]

Honoka on last day

[woven marsh]

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Yay

I’m no longer considered a mega noob

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

[versed terrace]

lvl 110 congrats

[kind heart]

my opponent's rank hasn't moved in past 6 hrs

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Refresh, it’s hopeless

Also

Where’s my Honokers?

[kind heart]

[hasty kiln]

honkers, do you want live with kroto ?

[kind heart]

Honoka on last day

Imma unlock Kitakaze after the event

[woven marsh]

No cubes

No Honokers

[kind heart]

Just hope you get some from comms and shop, spam that 10 hr commission

[arctic hawk]

May lord have mercy on whomever gets tagged in #461381136661217283 overnight.

[kind heart]

No

[woven marsh]

Or #lexington-general overnight

[arctic hawk]

Did find a funny while scrolling, though

[versed terrace]

LMAO

you got tagged like 50 times

[kind heart]

I rarely ping people

[arctic hawk]

You could say Kroto's a bit of a f̶a̶m̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶y̶e̶r̶ meme around here.

[versed terrace]

i can't attack until 12 hours

[kind heart]

Hah, joke's on you. I don't even know how stuffing works in meat

[arctic hawk]

It's fine, the turducken is an abomination only USA's borders can withstand.

The rest of the world is safe.

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

The name sounds like something German

[arctic hawk]

I memorised the name because it's stupid and funny to me.

[woven marsh]

Ngl I find Haggis more cursed

[arctic hawk]

Haggis is delicious, though.

Pull out a sheep's stomach, then stuff the rest of the sheep inside its own stomach.

[woven marsh]

Doesn’t make it any less cursed

[arctic hawk]

What's cursed about that?

[woven marsh]

Same as Turducken

Would Haggis be self-vore?

[arctic hawk]

To me, "turducken" sounds turkish.

||That was a joke, ladies and gentlemen. Thanks for coming.||

[woven marsh]

[versed terrace]

[kind heart]

Guava is the tastiest fruit

[woven marsh]

Cappu

Hey Cappu

Hey Cappu

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Choose a new ship

And Honker

[kind heart]

Bache

[arctic hawk]

low oil
Yep, it's a Kroto screenshot alright.

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Wait. Bache isn’t bonkable

Right?

[kind heart]

Not bonkable

[woven marsh]

Perfect gear

[kind heart]

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

Finally she can have clothes

[kind heart]

I just realized that I don't have Yukikaze after 9 months of playing

[woven marsh]

How

[arctic hawk]

THis mans actually leveled up Bache. What a legend.

[kind heart]

She never dropped from light pool

[fossil cape]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEehN-24LYU

[hasty kiln]

[fossil cape]

OP (and ED i guess) previews

[dapper plank]

[neat flicker]

Praise the sun!

[ripe aspen]

so i fixed my wardrobe yesterday and it was fixed decently, but it looked broken visibly

like, looked HELLA broken

i wake up bc i feel something is wrong

first thing i see

the wardrobe is fucking bent broken

and theres a pile of my laundry sitting on it

which means

it probably broke

A. When the pile was put on it
or B. After the person who put it there left

i literally cannot fix it

pretty much a miracle that one side is still standing

but at the same time; why the fuck would you think of putting it there

so i basically have to manage with a broken beyond repair wardrobe

bc this pandemic wont fuck off and i have work to do after school

[kind heart]

[dapper plank]

weeeeeee!!!!

Harumachi Clover's!!

[neat flicker]

Ok, you baited me to play osu

[leaden arrow]

Noice, senpoi

[dapper plank]

REEEE

top 558k

almost there

[leaden arrow]