lexington-general

[dapper plank]

[dense arch]

Cries in Iphone

[dapper plank]

I have XR

[dense arch]

I have a 12

[verbal talon]

Hi senpoi

[dapper plank]

Jack

A

A jack

[grim geode]

Samsung

[verbal talon]

[dapper plank]

Nom

[verbal talon]

[dapper plank]

[dull inlet]

The amount of adorable war machines in this game is too damn high!

[verbal talon]

Senpoiiiiiiiiii

[dapper plank]

Jackkkk

[verbal talon]

[dense arch]

thats how they get you

[dull inlet]

[verbal talon]

Senpoi did you do a good job on the mock interview

[dapper plank]

Not yet

My mock interview is in 1:25pm

I have to be there 10 mins early

1:25 pm to 1:45 pm

[dense arch]

Senbloof getting a job

[dapper plank]

20 min margin

[dense arch]

we're proud of you!

[dapper plank]

[dense arch]

He can finally afford to buy his buki buki things

[verbal talon]

Senpoi do good

[dull inlet]

Ooh! Nice! First one?

[dapper plank]

I dont have a job permit

[verbal talon]

Or bloofington will coup

[dapper plank]

If it does

[dense arch]

yall people need a job permit

to work?

tf

[dapper plank]

Job permit to work as a 16 y/o

[dense arch]

lmao

imagine

here at ny

if you're 14+

[dapper plank]

18 to fully work

[dense arch]

you can walk into a place and get a job

[dapper plank]

Ny is stupid

[dull inlet]

Oooh, yeah, plus they pay such shitty rates to minors, it’s really unfair imo

[dense arch]

NY moment

I get paid 10 a hour to sweep the floors

and chill

[dapper plank]

Welcome to hawaii where we get paid 100+ dollars as student

[dull inlet]

Worked at McDonald’s for two weeks last year and the pay for minors was well below mine which, as you guys have so many stressors on top of having a job, is just not fair to you

[dapper plank]

Hawaii built different

State dif

[dull inlet]

Good! What’s the starting rate out there?

[dapper plank]

Uh

[verbal talon]

Hawaii is Special

[dapper plank]

Idk anything about jobs

[icy rune]

Wow look at this person using proper punctuation
Sophisticated

[dull inlet]

Like what is the $ per hour in Hawaii? It varies by state

[dapper plank]

I think like

[dull inlet]

Im a writer, it’s a habit

[dense arch]

NERD!!!!

[dapper plank]

20?

[dull inlet]

Yes

[icy rune]

Haha, I write poetry so I am not constrained by your silly guidelines

[dull inlet]

Nice!

[dapper plank]

Its between 15 and 20

[icy rune]

[dense arch]

15.30$ min wage

[dapper plank]

For hawaii?

[dense arch]

for NY

[dapper plank]

Shit…

[grim geode]

17.80 for CA

[verbal talon]

Senpoiiiiii

[dapper plank]

Oh wait

[verbal talon]

I’m bored

[dapper plank]

Im dum

[verbal talon]

[dapper plank]

12 per hour

[dense arch]

bruh

[verbal talon]

Sendum

[icy rune]

Hi board meet floor
My new one
Thank you very much, now stay

[dense arch]

thats why yall keep eating coconut shells

unlike Midway

[dapper plank]

Ig we are different

[verbal talon]

Gimme ac

[dense arch]

he eats Iphones

[dull inlet]

Im from Michigan which is $7.50, though most jobs pay double that to start, I just moved to Virginia and minimum wage here is $12, though I’m making $15.50 to guard a door for 9 hours

[grim geode]

i mean rent there probs isn't that bad compared to NY and CA

[dapper plank]

Tf

[dense arch]

they just rent wooden huts

[dapper plank]

A door?

For 9 hours?

[dull inlet]

Yeah, I’m a security guard at a community college campus

[icy rune]

You greedy mf, here's your ac

[dapper plank]

Oh shit

Im scared

[dull inlet]

Thus why I play this game so much

[verbal talon]

Ha bitch

[grim geode]

keeping people safe... need more like you out there

[verbal talon]

[grim geode]

considering what's happened recently

[icy rune]

Virginia's minimum wage is very charitable

[dapper plank]

No u

[verbal talon]

[dull inlet]

I always pay attention to when anyone comes through that door. Even if I look like I’m not paying attention, I still am

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

[dense arch]

[dull inlet]

Mannnn…why isn’t there any Repulse emotes?

[dapper plank]

Underrated

I feel you

[dull inlet]

Any characters you guys always get skins for?

[dense arch]

e n t y

[dapper plank]

Ibuki

[dull inlet]

Yummyshiro doesn’t count

[icy rune]

Emden

[dapper plank]

My #1

[dull inlet]

Mine’s Shimakaze

[icy rune]

Sus

[dull inlet]

Best daughter

That L2D dress they gave her was so cute!!!

The one for the fantasy escape room event?

[verbal talon]

NC

[dull inlet]

Enty is a nice one, I agree

[verbal talon]

The bunny queen

[dull inlet]

Yes!!

Honestly she got the best one, wish Jersey’s was L2D, was too new to the game to get her when the event debuted

[proud cape]

[dense arch]

what happened to vizman 1 to 6

[dull inlet]

You play Destiny?

[dense arch]

nada

[dull inlet]

Okay, nerd lore dump inbound

There is a race of androids in Destiny called the “Exo”, humans who uploaded their consciousness to a robotic body. Everytime your robotic body dies you are reuploaded to a new one and lose one memory and gain a number, so my Destiny character has died 6 times meaning I’m on iteration 7

[verbal talon]

Twenty five or six to fooooouuuuuur

[dull inlet]

However before the dash was in my tag, it was just because I was born on August 7th

[dense arch]

6x4=24

not 25

[verbal talon]

[dense arch]

5x5 is 25

or 5 squared

[dapper plank]

Lunch soon

[dense arch]

@gaunt axle Mr america man is the F-84F-40 better than the F-30

wait nvm

it has AAMs

[grim geode]

Implacable

[proud cape]

[grim geode]

Or Midway if there ever will be a Midway

[dense arch]

[grim geode]

Guys

I found bloof

When he gets stuck

Caught in 4k

[proud cape]

isn't bloof to post war stuff now?

[dense arch]

He ate too much pineapple

[proud cape]

i know he has the leichte kpz 41

[dense arch]

He has the Leo 2 PL

[grim geode]

Smiley phantom

[shy oasis]

You can't park there!

[dense arch]

this looks like a

a

A

[proud cape]

that is an arrestor gear

[shy oasis]

A
A PLAAF

[proud cape]

used for landing on aircraft carriers

[grim geode]

Lol plaaf

[dense arch]

I know what a arrestor gear is

it hooks on to the cable on the CV

[grim geode]

Get your mind out of the gutter

[dense arch]

A

A penguin

[dense arch]

oki

[shy oasis]

[dense arch]

[vale verge]

what do?
Prepare to penetrate

[grim geode]

Obtainable Code-G when? I need my evil enty so I can gib hugs to her

[grim geode]

If you saw it you saw

[vale verge]

When we get BHR

[dense arch]

^ what he said

[grim geode]

Best skin jkjk

[proud cape]

she will kill you though

[grim geode]

I'm willing to accept it

Bnuy

[proud cape]

bruh

[shy oasis]

A
A GBK

[vale verge]

Bnnuy

[proud cape]

hello arsene

[grim geode]

W14 bnuy

[vale verge]

Bnnuy

🐇

[grim geode]

Cute tash

[sweet coyote]

[grim geode]

🔜

[proud cape]

bruh

[grim geode]

I will be able to use this skin

[proud cape]

i like nj normal skin best

[grim geode]

Bnuy

She looks like mai-san in that skin

1st step: obtain NJ
2nd step: equip skin
3rd step: insta 125 and get to 100 affinity
4th step: oath
5th step: new name: Sakurajima Mai

[proud cape]

[grim geode]

https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/c8/32/c8323c2a4483ac674e8b83b852894f65.jpg

i mean

I'm not wrong

[dull inlet]

OMG!!!!!! GUYS WE GET TO JOIN THE FIGHT!!!

https://youtu.be/MMvq1JlgC4Y

This is the official Azur Lane YouTube channel

Y’all ready to kick some siren ass?!

[dull inlet]

Agreed! I wanna hug edgelord Enty

[dull inlet]

Give it time, we’ll have Vietnam era ships eventually (I hope) would love so see some actual jet fighter squadrons, Essex has been asking for em after all

Shit! I forgot to unping!

[grim geode]

I want 1945-1947 midway where her whole thing is

Hi commander! late? impossible!

because IRL Midway entered service like 2 weeks after war ended

[dull inlet]

Oof, tbf Vanguard had the same issue and she got an UR

Fingers crossed

[zenith elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/library-bunny-senpai-look-around-confused-what-gif-12818183

[dull inlet]

I want a NJ rerun first tho

[verbal talon]

bunny girl senpoi

[grim geode]

Mai-san

[grim geode]

Sen-PAI not senpoi

[verbal talon]

[grim geode]

senpoi does not get to be on the same level as Sakurajima Mai

[dull inlet]

Iowa was and still is, by elimination, the most powerful class of battleship ever made. I’d love to see how the other ones would be personified. If Wisconsin doesn’t have temper issues imma be madge

“Temper, temper”

[grim geode]

Wisco ofcourse would have temper issue due to uhh

destroying a hill side

happened

[verbal talon]

that anime was beautiful

[dull inlet]

Does NJ ever mention the time she deleted a fucking island from existence?

[grim geode]

Iowa maybe idk uhh a little showboaty or something since you know, transported FDR around

and you know is the name sake of the class

Misso idk the peacemaker of the group since peace accords signed on her deck

[dull inlet]

I was literally typing that, lol

You ever seen vids from the Fat Electrician?

[zenith elbow]

Wot

[verbal talon]

NC was Showboat

not Iowa

[grim geode]

Coral Sea CVA-43 could be semi rebellious since you know Flat Top riots existed aka her crew not wanting to go to Vietnam and maybe slightly dismissive as her crew when stationed in SF stole some stuff there

[grim geode]

got any other ideas for Iowa?

[dull inlet]

https://youtu.be/0KnSB81QHh4

Observe

[grim geode]

Franklin D Roosevelt CV-42 could idk be the "neglected" but still hard working of the three Midway's because from the start she had it harder than the others considering her less than optimal power plant and shorter hangars so... maybe uhh

no putting her in a wheelchair would be too insensitive

[dull inlet]

This man is amazing at making war/military stuff entertaining and funny

[grim geode]

i know

USS barb with missile when

[dull inlet]

I KNOW!!!

[proud cape]

Pr.56 and Hamburg with Exocets when?

[dull inlet]

Also if Barb doesn’t mention the train, imma be mad

[proud cape]

(the Kotlin class is Pr.56)

[grim geode]

And Midway of course being late to the party, but hard working, maybe yandere for 47 years of continuous service to the US navy IRL (yandere for her well I've been around the longest and know everyone type of deal)....

[proud cape]

coral sea best

[grim geode]

Midway best way

Do we have a Coral Sea museum? Nope! scrapped in 2000

at least I have Midway to visit

[dull inlet]

She’d probably look to Enty as a teacher as Enty, Yorktown and Essex(?) we’re as the battle she’s named after

[grim geode]

I mean Midway did spend a lot her service career based out of Yokosuka Japan so...

[dull inlet]

I know Yorktown went down during that and Enty was there, but what was the third one?

[grim geode]

half Sakura Empire looking??

half Eagle Union looking?

[dull inlet]

Bro, what if she was a Weeb? Lmao

[proud cape]

she just got bad rng

[grim geode]

Hornet who was lost

in...

[proud cape]

coral sea is better

[grim geode]

Maybe this

but with like an Eagle Union logo on the shoulder

maybe dis

[dull inlet]

Yeah

[grim geode]

cope XD

what if Coral Sea was Taihou looking 3.0

[dapper plank]

Mock interview done

[dull inlet]

Pog!

[grim geode]

aka dis @proud cape

[proud cape]

she is better the navy just couldn't handle her coolness

[dull inlet]

How’d it go?

[dapper plank]

It was scary

[proud cape]

i have no problem with how taihou looks, never have

[grim geode]

Senpoi did you pass?

[dapper plank]

He told me my mistakes on the interview

[proud cape]

it is what she says that bothers me

[grim geode]

then like her XD

[dapper plank]

Idk

[grim geode]

how many "uhmm"s

[dull inlet]

Yeah first one is always scary, they get a lot easier

[dapper plank]

Mhm

It got more familiar

I just think of it just discord

[grim geode]

english???

[dapper plank]

I just thought of the interview like i was talking in vc

[dull inlet]

That’s a nice way to make it more calming

[grim geode]

gee ya couldn't have said that first?

[dapper plank]

Gomen

[verbal talon]

Senpoi congrats!

Now ima sleep

[grim geode]

buhboi Jack sleep well

[dull inlet]

Hope you get the job! What place you trying to get a job at?

[dull inlet]

Night Jack

[grim geode]

I don't think it was for an actual job...

[dull inlet]

[grim geode]

mock interview

remember

[dull inlet]

Oh, right

[verbal talon]

G’night new lexgen person

[dull inlet]

[dapper plank]

Back home

[dapper plank]

Im in high school so i cant get a job yet

[dull inlet]

I thought said you were 16?

[sweet coyote]

Na man is 17 Ig

[dull inlet]

All you need is a permit from your parents/guardian and boom, can get a job

[sweet coyote]

What about high school

[dapper plank]

16 mate

[sweet coyote]

a right I forgot

[dapper plank]

Its alr

[dull inlet]

Personally, I would never want to get a job with the stress of school to deal with already, but that’s just me

[dapper plank]

Damn

[sweet coyote]

And me being 20

[dapper plank]

[dull inlet]

Am boomer, 28

[sweet coyote]

Understandable

[grim geode]

University age xD

[sweet coyote]

[grim geode]

I love University its so much fun

[sweet coyote]

True

Way ♾️ Better than school

[dull inlet]

Growing up I heard so much about your degree not meaning it was easy to get a job for said degree and also d e b t so college was never something that I wanted, unless I went into game design which I still might do, idk

[sweet coyote]

Literally used have school till 6 in evening from morning 8:30 around

[sweet coyote]

Game design is fun

[grim geode]

Good luck, that's compsci undergrad the masters in game design

[sweet coyote]

Average Asian schools

[grim geode]

Fun ain't it

[shy oasis]

it's init

not ain't it

[sweet coyote]

Cya I got to go to gym

[shy oasis]

[sweet coyote]

[grim geode]

[shy oasis]

don't pull a muscle

[dapper plank]

Breaks a leg

Whoops

[vale verge]

I'll pull your arm right off

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-just-a-scratch-gif-13072864

[north sage]

I've had worse

[grim geode]

See?
Bullipoi

Senpoi bulli

Bullipoi

[shy oasis]

A
A Senpoi

[dapper plank]

Arsene

[dapper plank]

I dont bulli

[grim geode]

Tell someone to break their leg

[proud cape]

senpoi why do you hate naval?

i just need to know

[dapper plank]

Slow

Boring

Hard to kill

[gaunt axle]

Ground RB?

[dapper plank]

Ground is amazing

[gaunt axle]

Indeed

[dapper plank]

Fast pace

Actually have to angle your armor

Yeah

[gaunt axle]

Then want to play

[dapper plank]

Gotta shower

[gaunt axle]

I’m bored and I’m just looking at my vehicles

[dapper plank]

Whoopie

[gaunt axle]

Understandable

I have already done that so I’ll be waiting if you want to play

[proud cape]

naval is easy

[gaunt axle]

But boring

[proud cape]

find an island to camp behind near their spawn, beide Maschinen, Stop, and then time to game

[gaunt axle]

I don’t need to I already have top tier naval

[proud cape]

you play bluewater

[gaunt axle]

I don’t have to play it again

[proud cape]

the ships there actually are hard to kill

some ships, however, are not fun and should not be played at all

(marinefährprahm)

[grim geode]

Armory get wows pc

I try and carry xD

[gaunt axle]

No I try and carry XD

My soup brain can do it

[grim geode]

Okay let's do it

Carry

[gaunt axle]

What if you also get war thunder

[proud cape]

midway is already ensnared by one game

[gaunt axle]

I’m making a deal

[grim geode]

I tried WT and was like hmm it's cool

but I already play grindy game

1 is enough

[gaunt axle]

No it isn’t

[proud cape]

he has chosen his poison

[gaunt axle]

And you’re about to choose your fate

[zenith elbow]

Warframe

Best grindy game

[gaunt axle]

[grim geode]

Reject gaijin embrace wargaming

Reject snail embrace weegee

[gaunt axle]

Reject wargaming embrace Gaijin

Reject weegee embrace snail

Destroy weegee

[proud cape]

gaijin should add U-boats

[gaunt axle]

Destroy wargaming

[gaunt axle]

They are soon

[grim geode]

Deffo not playing wart if they add subs

[proud cape]

well war thunder has S-boats and R-boats

you might want to play those?

[gaunt axle]

I swear if you just become a naval player in war thunder

[proud cape]

[grim geode]

I mean

I am a ships main

[zenith elbow]

Reject rejection embrace embracing

[proud cape]

i feel like midway do some epic things in S-boats and R-boats

[grim geode]

And I get my fix for ground by playing arma

And my air to air or air to ground via dcs

[dapper plank]

Done with shower

[grim geode]

S-botes?

[gaunt axle]

You play DCS

[proud cape]

S-boats=Schnellboot

[dapper plank]

I wanna play flight vr or smth

[gaunt axle]

Saving some money to get some stuff for DCS

[dapper plank]

Those vr games

[grim geode]

Ahh torp botes that mong rush the enemy

What could go wrong

[proud cape]

and R-boat=Räumboot

[proud cape]

it is a lot more fun than you may think

[grim geode]

No cv me no

[proud cape]

i mean there kinds are CVs in war thunder

[grim geode]

Hmm

[proud cape]

they are indeed in the game

[gaunt axle]

Yeah

WW2 ones too

[grim geode]

I want to point and click control squads and bomb ships

[proud cape]

skillless

but to each his own i guess

[gaunt axle]

WW2 carries

[grim geode]

I mean I have to manual control my squads now... that 245k loss?

Manual control squads

[grim geode]

Less interested in wt now

[gaunt axle]

What how

[grim geode]

That's still air to air

[gaunt axle]

Is it because you are the plane instead of the ship

You never answered me do you play DCS

[grim geode]

Average cv play in WoWs.. you drive ship, squad, die

[grim geode]

Getting into it..kind of a learning curve

[gaunt axle]

[proud cape]

yeah dcs seems pretty hard

seems fun though

[gaunt axle]

What do you not know how to fly a actual plane

[grim geode]

Also school and wows are things

So...

[gaunt axle]

It’s a hell of a thing in real life

Flying a plane

[grim geode]

Most I can do is drive, know basic firearms safety, and how to break a brick... and hurt my hand in the process

[gaunt axle]

The last one tho

[grim geode]

TaeKwonDo...

[proud cape]

an M1 garand can break a brick as well

[gaunt axle]

Breaks brick and gets on his knees cause of the pain

[proud cape]

but i guess you still hurt your hand

[grim geode]

@gaunt axle want to see pai

[dapper plank]

tf

dat you?

[grim geode]

Yea

[dapper plank]

damn

i cant do that

lol

[proud cape]

he is quite literally, built different

[grim geode]

maybe

[gaunt axle]

WTF

[dapper plank]

mans built too differently

[grim geode]

My other time sink

[gaunt axle]

I didn’t need to see this

[grim geode]

Lol

[dapper plank]

im excited for wt april fools mode

i think this is my 3rd time playing a april fools update

wait no

2nd

the futuristic one

and todays

[vale verge]

I remember last year playing alien train interdiction on Enlisted

[dapper plank]

alien?

[vale verge]

idk

it was like space combat

with lazers

and hover tanks

[dapper plank]

oh shit

was it fun past your expectation?

doing the event

[gaunt axle]

Hey Bloof when you are done with that could you invite me

[dapper plank]

uh oh

audio issues

ok maybe im not doing the event after all

kinda sucks

but great mode

[gaunt axle]

Doing 5.7 ground if you want to join

[dapper plank]

ight

im bringing russia or meria

[vale verge]

ngl The most fun I've had is doing tank soccer

[gaunt axle]

Alright

I’ll invite after this match

[dapper plank]

@gaunt axle lemme switch

[gaunt axle]

Trying to get started on my German line up

[dapper plank]

alr

[gaunt axle]

I want top tier Germany

[dapper plank]

oh alr

ig thats fine

[gaunt axle]

This is how I go insane

I’m not that good with WW2 tanks but it’s fine

[dapper plank]

its alr

[proud cape]

play german naval

you get post war goodies

and when U-boot is added then you will already have a lineup to base them around

[dapper plank]

who gives a single shit about naval

[proud cape]

me

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-naval-ships-war-thunder-gif-24371624

i understand this meme now

[gaunt axle]

Fuck it wanna do 11.3 ground

[fluid raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/senko-san-sewayaki-kitsune-no-gif-18610510

[proud cape]

sure

[dapper plank]

sure

[proud cape]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/827957074452283402/1089752218854494268/caption-6.gif

[grim geode]

lol armory when I get my flexibility back I'll send a photo again XD

[gaunt axle]

I can play in my natural habitat

[dapper plank]

oh thats right

i have apfsds for my 2a5

[gaunt axle]

Oh nice

[proud cape]

i have uhh um

i have kity cat

[gaunt axle]

I have uhh

Entire United States defense budget

[proud cape]

please invite

[dapper plank]

ground...

[proud cape]

yes

grb

[dapper plank]

what does gbk have for ground actually

[proud cape]

epic things

[gaunt axle]

Name

[dapper plank]

false

[proud cape]

now please invite me

[gaunt axle]

No Germany

I want to actually get into a match

[dapper plank]

bruh

[proud cape]

but bloof is german main

its all he has

[dapper plank]

i have no other top tier than germ

[gaunt axle]

No I mean you go into Germany

[proud cape]

just start the match

[proud cape]

why?

firefly has better shells than even the tiger

[dapper plank]

dude

its top tier

you stand

no chance

[proud cape]

also i have wellington for CAS we will be fine

[dapper plank]

even with thermals

[proud cape]

fine, if britain doesn't work i will go to germany

[gaunt axle]

Time to wait forever

[grim geode]

i love GTA xD less wait times

[gaunt axle]

Don’t get me started about GTA

I stopped playing it because I turned into a bad person on it

[grim geode]

just play friends only session aka solo

so you don't mess with others and you can focus on your own doin

[gaunt axle]

Bro I can’t stop myself from killing other people

[proud cape]

Er schreckt vor nichts zurück

[dapper plank]

english

only

server

boi

[grim geode]

when you in friends only session

[dapper plank]

[grim geode]

you the only one there unless your friends join you

[proud cape]

i playing britain and i know more german than the top tier german player

[vale verge]

People who do nothing but harass other people on GTA are the kinds of people that I hate

[gaunt axle]

This is what I mean

[vale verge]

especially if they own an Opressor Mk.II

[grim geode]

nice shot

[fluid raptor]

Send a photo of you bending over

[grim geode]

when i do I'll ping you

[fluid raptor]

Midway lewd

[proud cape]

always has been

[grim geode]

next time I do the splits I'll send it :3

[gaunt axle]

Just these KA-50s wait

[dapper plank]

lol

ka-50s man

[proud cape]

yes please kill the braindead russia players

[dapper plank]

annoying cunts

[proud cape]

[gaunt axle]

Time to die

Oh

[proud cape]

get every russian player in that match

free black tulip rides

[gaunt axle]

Much better

[dapper plank]

yep

6 kills

[gaunt axle]

9 kills

[dapper plank]

ill prolly buy the HFS 80 if it goes 50%

[dapper plank]

oh shit

25 bucks if HFS 80 goes 50%

[gaunt axle]

Sorry I saw oil

[proud cape]

i am finna see tea and crumpets this match

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-meme-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-brit-gif-25925990

[fluid raptor]

WoWs is better than warT

[proud cape]

dumb apoc

[fluid raptor]

Ok Kaiser

[dapper plank]

gbk dum

[proud cape]

nah

[dapper plank]

wows is better

[proud cape]

wows has no small patrol boats

[dapper plank]

and fuck

[fluid raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/mochi-mochi-peach-cat-pinch-cheek-cute-cat-kitty-gif-16627621

Based senpoi

[dapper plank]

[gaunt axle]

You’re gonna die of a heart attack in 40 seconds

[dapper plank]

apoc cutie

[gaunt axle]

[fluid raptor]

I can't get heart attack as on multiple occasions I've been told I don't have one

[gaunt axle]

Nah

Wow game froze

[proud cape]

it took a Ka50 2 hits to kill me

[gaunt axle]

Guessing I’m dead

[fluid raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-live-tucker-reaction-live-reaction-saul-goodman3d-gif-25769200

[dapper plank]

stop feeding them gbk

[proud cape]

was genau?

feeding who?

who is eating?

[fluid raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/how-he-the-j-beaver-groundhog-carrot-gif-22994877

[dapper plank]

im not gonna play fields

[proud cape]

i have the waffenträger now guys

[proud cape]

ready yourselves

[gaunt axle]

Still alive

[proud cape]

[gaunt axle]

I’m making sure we win this

[proud cape]

[gaunt axle]

Hell yeah

We won

[proud cape]

epic

[dapper plank]

only lost

6k

[gaunt axle]

[dapper plank]

not alot

but

[gaunt axle]

That’s ok

[dapper plank]

i still have lots

of sl's

[gaunt axle]

5 kills

Not bad

But this will be my last match

[proud cape]

i see

[dapper plank]

gonna play mc after this

fuck this

im done

[gaunt axle]

Alright good night

Ooooooo

GBK

YOU KILLED SOMETHING

[proud cape]

killed an abrams and some chinese thing

all in a days work for a 5.7

[vale verge]

when you win Tank Soccer playing essentially on a Permanent Penalty Kill being down 1 player for almost the whole game

[dapper plank]

ok...

[vale verge]

do you want to play M I N E C R A F T

[dapper plank]

oh look

forge

[gaunt axle]

Nice

We lost but I still got 7 kills

[proud cape]

feed me more top tier i desire more

[gaunt axle]

No I go now

[proud cape]

oh

[zenith elbow]

Boat

[proud cape]

epic

[zenith elbow]

Whats a corvette

[gilded rain]

B O A T

[proud cape]

it is considered to be the smallest class of surface ship

[gilded rain]

[proud cape]

smaller than frigate even

corvettes were used a lot for ASW purposes

until like the 1950's, when that role was mostly given to frigates

corvettes were also used to escort convoys of merchant ships sometimes

as their biggest threat was subs

[zenith elbow]

I see

[fluid raptor]

They should add modern corvettes in the game

[vale verge]

a car made by Chevrolet

https://tenor.com/view/cr-ime-game-metaverse-vehicles-gif-25597968

[zenith elbow]

Its amazing they can do ASW missions

[gilded rain]

[zenith elbow]

Spoot

[gilded rain]

[zenith elbow]

Chesh

[gilded rain]

Drek

[vale verge]

Toot

[gilded rain]

[fluid raptor]

toot spoot

[zenith elbow]

Spoot be tootin

[fluid raptor]

rootin tootin

shipgirl shootin

[halcyon iris]

[pulsar meadow]

Avengers lol

[gilded rain]

[pulsar meadow]

Money power!

[hasty kiln]

captain honey

[gilded rain]

[dapper plank]

wtf

already?

[gilded rain]

[dapper plank]

breh

[pulsar meadow]

Spoiler

[gilded rain]

I did most of them by myself

I just couldn't bother with finding out which stages give the thingies

[dapper plank]

bulin cutscenes when?

[gilded rain]

Why do I have the !

[dapper plank]

same

prolly do it again?

[vale verge]

I did it twice

still there

[pulsar meadow]

So this time it's a Augment GEAR.. not a gear skin like last time

[dapper plank]

oh yeah

i think its bugged because its not in my depot

[gilded rain]

wdym bugged?

it's an augment

not gear

[dapper plank]

oh

im stupid

[gilded rain]

[dapper plank]

[vale verge]

silly bloof

[dapper plank]

[gilded rain]

[dapper plank]

im not silly

im bloof

[gilded rain]

time for opsi

[dense arch]

Holy shit he actually fucking died

[gilded rain]

who?

[dense arch]

Hmmm

It seems like the troll has been trolled

[gilded rain]

[dapper plank]

i died

[verbal talon]

Silly bloof

[dense arch]

So basically as a April fools some dumb fucks in another server made up Zelenskyy died lmao

[gilded rain]

are they aware of the fact that it's supposed to be funny?

[dense arch]

No

[gilded rain]

[dense arch]

cuz they war thunder players

[gilded rain]

that explains a lot

[dense arch]

Fr

[vale verge]

my internet shat itself

[zenith elbow]

LMAO

[vale verge]

[zenith elbow]

Sounds like a you issue

[verbal talon]

Sounds like a poo issue

[gilded rain]

[verbal talon]

A Spoot issue

[gilded rain]

[fluid raptor]

It's bulin time

[dense arch]

Spoot nooo!

[fluid raptor]

I got an augment

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

Now stop that

[vale verge]

[verbal talon]

C’mere

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

[gilded rain]

what the fuck

#server-news

[verbal talon]

Akashi turned all the red mans into red femboys

[pulsar meadow]

[vale verge]

[dapper plank]

[dense arch]

Damn I got trolled by the game

[fluid raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/universal-bulin-burin-purin-walk-gif-19872731

[vale verge]

[verbal talon]

Woah

[dense arch]

Fox 1!

[gilded rain]

Bulincopter bulincopter

[dense arch]

[insert that funny sound]

[verbal talon]

Plan you would be the kind a person to point a laser designator at a military helicopter

[dense arch]

To start a war yes

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/b29superfortress-bomber-bomb-gif-23936299

[dapper plank]

B-29’s?

[zenith elbow]

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

[sweet coyote]

[zenith elbow]

29-B’s?

[dapper plank]

[gilded rain]

[zenith elbow]

Spoot gets me

[dapper plank]

[gilded rain]

[halcyon iris]

[verbal talon]

Senpoi is a Spoot

[dapper plank]

Im sorry

What?

[gilded rain]

excuse me

[verbal talon]

I said

Senpoi

Is a Spoot

[dapper plank]

Yeah but

What does mean

[gilded rain]

[dapper plank]

Exactly?

[verbal talon]

Spoot you should eat the banana, you need your calcium

[gilded rain]

[dapper plank]

[gilded rain]

Jacc buli

[dapper plank]

Isoke

Jacc based

[verbal talon]

Nooo

Senpoi based

[gilded rain]

bullies

both of you

[zenith elbow]

[zenith elbow]

Come back senpoi

Oh

[gilded rain]

[dense arch]

[fluid raptor]

@dapper plank

Let's watch bungo stray dogs

[dense arch]

@verbal talon Jacc

hop on

[icy rune]

hello spoot

[gilded rain]

henlo light

[dense arch]

[icy rune]

you know how i joked about a random meowficcer tile giving you a lv5 abyssal

[gilded rain]

no?

[dense arch]

yes

[icy rune]

it happened to me 7 minutes before reset

[tired ledge]

Is there a way to see how many aircraft a carrier launches?

[gilded rain]

[icy rune]

anyway, im getting like 20 more stars this opsi run

[gilded rain]

I put MP in my fleet like 2 days ago and she's already lv111

[icy rune]

you poggin mister

[shy oasis]

[gilded rain]

[fluid raptor]

MP best BB

Very based

[shy oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kill-cat-kill-gif-20949162

[verbal talon]

I’m literally in London

[gilded rain]

england

💀

[dense arch]

why tf are you in shanker land

[verbal talon]

Belfap

[dense arch]

Jack what the fuck are you doing to Belfast

[verbal talon]

Living a wholesome married life with her

[fluid raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-gif-23470053

[zenith elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-melty-blood-melty-blood-type-lumina-gif-26357915

Funny cat

[dense arch]

[fluid raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/belfast-bestwaifu-maid-maidbelfast-azur-gif-20314432

[proud cape]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/777315943784513546/801715981193314305/image0.gif

[gilded rain]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1013262669068898354/1069942036985294868/penguin_bonk.gif

[dense arch]

[proud cape]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/827957074452283402/1089749955524186262/murm-world.gif

[dense arch]

[icy rune]

gbk are you doin opsi yet?

[fluid raptor]

GBK moment

[gilded rain]

[dense arch]

He's prob on war thunder

[icy rune]

if i get lucky and get a UR plane print this run, i can get another wyvern

[proud cape]

when my ships morale does not allow them to farm the event stage anymore, that is when i do opsi

[gilded rain]

[proud cape]

average spoot

[gilded rain]

stfu

loser

[proud cape]

i am not loser

i am GBK

dum spoot

[gilded rain]

[proud cape]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/777315943784513546/801715981193314305/image0.gif

[verbal talon]

GBK is too smooth to be bonked

[gilded rain]

are you defending him?

[proud cape]

your bonks ricochet right off of me

[dense arch]

this isnt war thunder

shit doesnt ricochet randomly

[proud cape]

oh did i tell you about the time i saw a BMP player bounce a 183mm naval gun round?

also

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/597133771623366666/1059907568706789516/murmMorb.gif

[dense arch]

bullshit

[dense arch]

Gotta put on that copium

I love that shit

[fluid raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/bungo-stray-dogs-bsd-father-fatherless-dazai-gif-26534297

[dense arch]

Tf do you mean

he left before he was born

[grim geode]

Sounds like.
.
.
.
A skill issue for you

[dense arch]

Midway I finally spaded the funny murica taiwan thingy

[grim geode]

[dense arch]

I love american fighters I love american fighters I love american fighters I love american fighters

@verbal talon jacc you back homes yet

[verbal talon]

I am in a Hotel in London

[dense arch]

jacc on a buiness trip?

[verbal talon]

No

[dense arch]

why u at london

very dangerous

@proud cape hop on you bozo

4.0 or 5.3 ARB

[verbal talon]

Cuz

[dense arch]

?!?

[verbal talon]

Escuse you

[gilded rain]

[verbal talon]

spoot the fuck you want

ill fite a hippo

[gilded rain]

[dense arch]

but i wanna know why tf are you in london

[gilded rain]

instead of getting stabbed

jack is stabbing

[dense arch]

[sweet coyote]

[grim geode]

Jack is