#lexington-general
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the PLAGF is going to invade taiwan
Invade deez
also im not old enough
Old man,your tricks dont work on me
West Taiwan
yes
East China
west taiwan
East China
East Mongolia
North china
The manchus came from... manchuria....
North South Korea
North south korea is just NK
the whole peninsula is glorious Joseon

Bloof is silly

says the person who advocates that the sex be in a pile of lemons in public
GBK silly

my DDGs are almost maxed out
just need a few more purple general parts
and the charm for chang chun

I cant do anything with my laptop
Since its updating
Version 22H2
Its only at 90% and its 2132


could be worse
heyo 
Now its at 94%
So slow

Also i added some weight to my mouse to see some differences for val
But i really cant do it today


I'm a recruit 

what? 
what
when officer 
shut up dumbsene
no u silly spoot
I cant even get close to one shotting a meta 

115? 
wouldn't the triple 152 be better?
Ok then use 155
go back to al general you troglodyte
Damn arsene old
an aging relic

Henlo




Spoot gets the pats



a


Chill is a Blarg now?

What the hel

Gn 


Henlo Lexington
Yo
12
Too bad I can't give you one of these concentrates senpoi

You dont?
no
GBK you are too young for coffee
GBK is 18
nah
Where senpoi
I fuking love coffee

Snort that shit
cool tank 


henlo jack


u too
Spoot buili

tf did I even do
wt ig



i am devolving into azur lane
Which one is MP
Marco Polo
She is hot
MP is horrendous
cope GBK'
PLAGF this was a reference i expected you to understand
PLAGF look in the wt server
tf do you want
lmao
GBK do you still have skill issue?
nah
🧢
These hot bath skins are making me uncomfortable
They’re all just a sheer towel on the front of the body
they're all fine except the loli one I forgor who that is
Plan Lolicon
Who's PLAN?
Grozny should not have that skin
china moment 
Also I cannot display personal opinion or else Imma get shot by the Red men
xd
And honestly I’m just a tiny bit surprised at all of them. We’ve had towel skins before I think, but not “towel clinging to front of body and that’s it”
Quick, call silent dum, he’ll disappear
What is going on here 
[CENSORED]

🤨


You’re being dragged… out of the basement?
Im being dragged into Red Men HQ
Hey you were supposed to vanish! Abracadabra! Alakazam! Shoo!
scary place

But at least you’re out of the basement
But I dont want to turn Into a Red man
they uncool
Yeah
silent is going to get you
🅱️aria is kind of cool, but will be overthrown
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No
wasnt asking you
And no one will help you
Didn’t ask
Then don't ask for help 

Abracadavre moment


Tbh 50.cal is good for all your problem solving needs

I never had one to begin with
Im taking your bed
Im taking your corpse
Im taking His ashes
Im taking the volcano
How the fuck
Dig that shit up and take it
You can’t take a volcano
no
about what tho
Mocking You
Win
Apply for a job
It’s required to graduate from high school
would you like to be airstriked
don't invade taiwan
interview be job dependent... p.s. look at emails they send before
Im not even gonna be old enough for the PLAGF when they do it
sounds like...

What ever you say,Old man

Dont care
Or bribery
Bribe the recruiter
This shit actually happened lmao
this dude couldnt get in
so he bribed to get in lmao
yeah and you will likely as well

hi chill
Thank god we arent on a plane
you're in a basement
rip
Help

The Red men... They're Closing in....

Nj lewd
When you tell NJ to stop being lewd
7th period almost done
Just uh
22 mins left
Even this class is supposed to be no phones
Or phone taken away
Legit
I just put my phone in my jacket lol
Partay
Gm 
Fine is good

Silly senpoi
You're a corn Harry

wart
epic
which is a bad moment
life of realistic player i guess
weak

I am here to announce that I will be skipping this Russian event unless the ships are bery stonk, since I made a big oopsie and burned 200 cubes on trying to get Aquila during the last rerun
Thank you for reading
I hope you have a good day


isoke apoc

@shy oasis
wha
lmao
why am i getting bullied all of the sudden now
Because lexgen corporate doesn't like when you play warT
have you seen chill's rank?
tf

Henlo chill 

ehhh
You prolly don't have ägir pain
No
And I'm in no rush to get her
because her design is basically everything I hate about german shipgirl designs in modern Azur Lane
Pre UR

Horni Bait
snakes all over the place
the background takes up more of the art than the actual character

Snakes on this motherfuckin plane
Good movie
Just like FDG
Do you even play AL pain? 
because she's not a mommy

bruh
Pain doesn't even play AL at this point

If you haven’t cleared 12-4 and not getting the PR ships what else is there to do 
12-4 is epic coin grind
I dont mean this to be a gang up on pain situation im just asking
i mean he could be doing opsi
freeload and say you play AL


This is like Week old knowledge
You claim that I dont drag my feet to clear maps
When I started AL before 1st anniv



I could legitimately clear 14-4 had I actually played the game more
Also "had"
Are you implying you quit?

Considering I've played the game in spurts
I randomly stumbled upon the first UR event

Zoom Zoom


use zoom to get from one place to another
i see
Pain on his daily commute to the gas station
Only g-fuel can power his slovenian gamer body

imagine being from eastern Europe and or western Asia
eastern europe is amazing from what i have heard
There's literally a convenience store 15 feet from the gas pumps

Due to me being a woodcutting laborer, I can tell you that if you eat the inner white bark of a pine tree (spoiler it's edible) you will have the taste of pine in your mouth for atleast an hour
Apparently people eat capybaras in colombia
lmao
shes so fucking cute
Not really how it works no

Ehhhh, She's ok
She's too much of a ghosty for my tastes

she's... unique, I like it... hehehehe
My mother and grandmother live in Michigan
You have to put a spigot like thing in the tree, but it's more of a funnel, cover it in something and let it drip into a container
And that's just the collection process, not the refinement
You act like I dont know that the sap doesnt just come out as syrup
I'm not a barbarian
Henlo light
Halenlo

Henlo spoot
I'm good, I know what that is mister
How about you experience the taste of a cherimoya
Remember to feed your dorm~
Yes, I did
This could be us
"Commander, your game is out of date!"
The one piece
The one piece isreal

I favorited Thatcher
and she ended up a Random Secretary
and I hate that it happened at all
She will be given correction
Northern parliament one or the actual one?
Nimi
wait there is a gulag in azur lane???
light what do you mean by 'northern parliament one'?

light please tell?
are you referring to like naming the dorm ITK-6?
Visit my dorm
You know the dorm set for the first event?
Take that, add you in there, add every rusky in the game
Northern parliament gulag
maint



I will make Shimakaze punch ur butt

I just like the idea of torpedo CA that can do crazy burst damage
Does Ibuki do this?
While not being a squishy DD
@dapper plank
DD Supremacy
DDs are đźš®
Also yes I want the gunship to also be able to launch all the torpedoes
Why not just give it high speed and 500 evasion too
ok i sleep now
Only DDs that stand out are the ones that either do insane damage like shima and yuudachi or have some super strong utility like ARA
to pass the time during maint
Odin, Rupprecht and Tirpitz 
Rupprecht torpedos are actually good
still cant face torp
Remind me to beat you in exercises
CuteC is a casual gamer



which part was rude

anyone knows the song, "Count What You Have Now"?

no

i know Detatchable PP
When you get a notification about the special Gacha banner for Wesser Rimi's birthday in Bang Dream

thunder is just a bigger version of the pop you hear when you induce static
Imagine bloof hearing the thunder but not the War


What if he hears thunder then war
I see war and I hear thunder

comfy weather!
its raining on your face 
NJ looking at me after I show her all my toys
goodnight, sweet ibuki dreams





Henlo Jack
Hullo Spoot

For frenship 





Henlo Varia
btw grozny's skin is now considered nsfw and you cant post it just like mullany

hopefully I don't rng into it
We're not lolicons except maybe plan so don't ya worry 

fair
Respect for PLAGF dropped by 95%

No you
If he wants it to go higher thats his choice
I’m doing a little trollin
I'm not 
0 divided by 100 is still 0 sooo

They say only Lexi is down
extended
lol, all servers are black status

We riot
lol
Who is this PLAAF
I suppress said riots
Get this non lexgen member out
I’m waiting for riot to improve my record
a silly goose

just open the game and spam M1 until it lets you in

until you get locked out indefinitely for attempting to DOS the servers

đź’€
đź’€
Wow Flexington got our own channel?




Baria old
I heard you the first time.
dum
Did I miss 🅱️aria


henlo Jack

He’s coming back to the basement to torture me


More so i don't care much now that you acted like a pepega in maint chat.
Disappointing.
plaaf cringe
Jack and Spoot are good civs tho

















































