lexington-general

[proud cape]

why though?

[grim geode]

it's been long deserved..

[proud cape]

bruh

[fluid raptor]

Average wt playerbase

[gaunt axle]

Affirmative

[grim geode]

confusion on whether or not Apoc is agreeing with my statement or trying to spite me

[fluid raptor]

Average wt player - 🤓
Average al player -

[grim geode]

[fluid raptor]

All I've seen wt players do here is be toxic and have a superiority complex

[dense arch]

[fluid raptor]

Like #gameplay-help

[proud cape]

was wenn
was wenn es möglich ist...
sie beiden...

[dense arch]

[proud cape]

[grim geode]

[dapper plank]

Im both

So

Its

[proud cape]

yes bloof me as well

[dense arch]

[proud cape]

[dapper plank]

No

Bad

Skill issue

[proud cape]

i know how to notch and chaff your silly spsk boom sticks

[fluid raptor]

No more sex

[dense arch]

R-3R sucks

[proud cape]

is that what senpoi has?

[dense arch]

And the R-3S

Yes

[proud cape]

lmao

[dense arch]

I see why he won’t 1v1 with jets

[kind flower]

idk if yall are getting the same thing but i keep getting this like every 3 minutes since at least half a week ago

[proud cape]

lmao

[kind flower]

and yes my internet is fine

[dense arch]

GBK don’t you fucking say skill issue

[proud cape]

idk then when that happens to me it is usually because my internet goes out

[kind flower]

yeah my wifi is up and running 24/7

[proud cape]

i wasn't going to

[dense arch]

Bruh

[grim geode]

nah that makes you worse

[proud cape]

how so?

[grim geode]

AL skill issue

[proud cape]

no

[grim geode]

the bleeds into WT skill issue

[proud cape]

no

[grim geode]

which then bleeds back into here

[dense arch]

[proud cape]

i know how to un MiG a MiG

[dense arch]

I know how to un kitty a panther

[proud cape]

PLAN your soviet jet fighter dies to single engine piston engine fighters from the second world war

[dense arch]

Stfu never happened

[proud cape]

lmfao

[dense arch]

U going to gulag

[proud cape]

that sounds like a major skill issue

doesn't that thing get BVR as well?

[dense arch]

No implacable??

Yea but too lazy to use it

[proud cape]

i got 2 of her

[dense arch]

Skill issue

I got 4

[proud cape]

i stopped building besides daily build when i got one

and then i got another on daily build the next day

[dense arch]

Damn gotta recover cubed

[proud cape]

yep

[fluid raptor]

Got another UR in daily light build?

What

[dense arch]

Snail gib Mig-29AS

[proud cape]

no i do my daily build on the UR

[fluid raptor]

Why

[dense arch]

Cuz he a bozo

[fluid raptor]

Wasting cubes when you already have the UR

[proud cape]

also i want taihou

[fluid raptor]

And then complain I only have 200 coobs

[proud cape]

and another scylla for limit break

[fluid raptor]

You use bulins for that

And taihoe needs aug to be good

[dense arch]

Gbk has skill issue

[fluid raptor]

You also have nano and haku

Who are just better

[proud cape]

uh, then i will make her aug then?

[fluid raptor]

Why not just use nano, haku and implac

[proud cape]

idk

[grim geode]

did you say hak = worst UR CV tho

and he has York II iirc

[proud cape]

ok now i am confused who to use

[fluid raptor]

Haku is the worst UR CV but she's still a UR CV

[proud cape]

i bet that when paired with shinano she is better than york2

[fluid raptor]

That's like saying Azuma is the worst CB yes but she's still a rainbow ship and top tier

They do different things

[dense arch]

Time to do great purge

[grim geode]

at this point Apoc... just like ignore Lexgen and i guess focus your efforts on shitting on me XD better worth your time than idk dealing with this trash fire

[dense arch]

GBK has that war thunder bozo mindset

High rarity=Higher tier

Higher Tier = better

GBK moment

[icy rune]

It's even more pitiful

Like one of those barrel fires

And if you want to say it's even worse, then it's a barrel fire in a public bathroom stall
How did the barrel get there?
Who lit it on fire?
Why is nobody doing anything about it?
So many questions when you get deep enough like that

[dense arch]

I put it there,Me,No Idea

[icy rune]

You removed the batteries from the smoke detector too plan

[dense arch]

yes Light

[icy rune]

Then you replaced the exit sign so people go up to the roof instead of the closest exit

[dense arch]

"exist Sign"

[dense arch]

Yea so dumb fucks jump off so theres a pile of bodies

[zenith elbow]

I like bombers

[dense arch]

who doesnt

[zenith elbow]

victims of bombers

[dense arch]

rip moment

[fluid raptor]

He looks at numbers and it activates the monke brain

[dense arch]

GBk moment

[proud cape]

i literally never said that, you die to propeller planes in your fighter jets

[fluid raptor]

Cry about it @grim geode @proud cape

[proud cape]

that is proof that higher tier not always best lmao

[dense arch]

Stfu

you couldnt find me for 20mins

[proud cape]

what battle is this on?

[grim geode]

I acknowledge your claim

[proud cape]

but when i did lmao

[fluid raptor]

[dense arch]

Nope

never did

[proud cape]

i did find you but the F-16 interrupted and killed you

[dense arch]

tell @gaunt axle to fuck off

also

you didnt kill me

so it didnt count

[proud cape]

i have killed you more times than you have killed me

[dense arch]

nope

[proud cape]

you know it is true

prop fighter best fighter

[dense arch]

[proud cape]

PLAN if jet fighters are better then why do you lose in them?

[dense arch]

Who said I lost

the annoying F-16 keeps interupting

[fluid raptor]

I just let you win

Classic villain cope

[gaunt axle]

The fuck did I do

[proud cape]

you stole my kill

[dense arch]

you keep interupting our 1v1

he wants to prove prop fighters better

I can yeet his ass from 5km

[gaunt axle]

Oh

[proud cape]

armory you stole my kill

[zenith elbow]

oh yeah, you guys seem fun to play with

[proud cape]

not PLAN he will teamkill you

[dense arch]

join us

[dense arch]

(This mf keeps shooting at me using turret)

[fluid raptor]

Average wt discussion

[zenith elbow]

[dense arch]

(insert Murm Grab)

[vale verge]

I'm absolutely done

can't fucking do anything right today

[dense arch]

💀💀

Rip got blocked lmao

[proud cape]

what

[dense arch]

Pain blocked me

[gaunt axle]

[dense arch]

[proud cape]

deserved

[dense arch]

gn Lexigen

[gaunt axle]

Dang skill issue

[dense arch]

[gaunt axle]

good night comrade

[proud cape]

i have found the great and wise one

[grim geode]

Shinano do have some floofy ears

[proud cape]

i love my shinano

i feed my shinano only the best oil and give her a nice warm bed to sleep in

she also protects my DDs from ark royal in her free time

[grim geode]

Anyways ima leave you all so you can keep your war thunder chat going

[proud cape]

[vale verge]

please stay

it's actual cancer

[gaunt axle]

She is good floof

[proud cape]

[zenith elbow]

@vale verge

[gaunt axle]

But I enjoy all of them

[zenith elbow]

that is a very nice line-up

[dapper plank]

[vale verge]

Sakura foxes are overrated imo

[dapper plank]

Oki i shower

[vale verge]

why would you come in and leave like that bloofpoi

[zenith elbow]

they're rated accurately

mans stinky
LET HIM CLEAN

[vale verge]

if you ask most people they're basically the best characters in game which isn't even close

not saying they're bad btw

[proud cape]

[vale verge]

stop

[gaunt axle]

Thank you

[proud cape]

i like shinano but i don't like akagi or really the rest of them

musashi fine i guess

[vale verge]

my pick of the current pool is Kaga, Shinano and Amagi

I just heard a version of 1000 miles on a stadium organ

and I don't know what to feel about that

[zenith elbow]

[vale verge]

cursed

[proud cape]

no that is the most blessed thing in lexgen

[proud cape]

that is terrifying

[vale verge]

Live murms on video

[proud cape]

when did the murms discover video?

[vale verge]

The Organ player is playing Eminem now

[gilded rain]

Henlo

[leaden arrow]

Live reaction to this info:

[gilded rain]

[vale verge]

[leaden arrow]

What can I say except. Delete this

[vale verge]

we can delete you

[leaden arrow]

EeeEeeEEeeee

[gilded rain]

[dapper plank]

[vale verge]

Bloof

how could you leave

[zenith elbow]

[gilded rain]

[zenith elbow]

Warthunder pretty fun

[gilded rain]

[hasty kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/630553822036623370/1081607271051706510/njj_azurlane230304.gif

[zenith elbow]

Me when nj cake

[fluid raptor]

toot spoot

[gilded rain]

[shy oasis]

[vale verge]

there is a violent aura to this NJ gif

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lick-conk-conky-kitty-gif-18021368

[proud cape]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-essex-gif-18382809

[proud cape]

bruh

[vale verge]

I have chosen to play Jenshin Impact

[proud cape]

F

[dapper plank]

ok

now all of you are cringe

pain you fell into the hole

gbk you still have a skill issue

[vale verge]

I didn't start playing it today

I've played it since like 20 days after release

[dapper plank]

the guy only likes big bosom shipfus

[vale verge]

and I've spent almost nothing on it

almost nothing

[dapper plank]

and the rest are fine

[vale verge]

and Taihou gets scrapped

[gaunt axle]

Affirmative

[vale verge]

My bulins are too powerful

carrying my IB main fleets to victory

[dapper plank]

i scrapped taihou once i got her

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/good-evil-star-wars-emporer-palpatine-darkside-gif-4624104

[proud cape]

how?

[vale verge]

because ur bad

[dapper plank]

[proud cape]

wrong

[vale verge]

[gaunt axle]

Yes you do

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/nanami-kiryuu-laugh-anime-laugh-nanami-utena-utena-gif-24993693

[dapper plank]

you dont got rights mister

[vale verge]

here in america we don't have rights

we have lefts

[proud cape]

explain

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/talladega-cars-nascar-racing-nascar-bruh-gif-25676904

[proud cape]

lmao

[dapper plank]

gbk never has gotten rights

and never will

ever

[proud cape]

i have all of the rights

i will not let you have any

[gaunt axle]

[vale verge]

I have your right arm

[proud cape]

ok i am left handed anyways

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/arms-noarmsrunning-funnyrun-runningarmsdown-running-gif-22214231

[dapper plank]

cringe

left handed people

[vale verge]

Left handed people in a right handed society are crimnge

[dapper plank]

wouldve been chad if you can do both

[proud cape]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-line-people-stop-suddenly-gif-5336708

[dapper plank]

or whatever its called

like

[vale verge]

switch hitters in baseball be like

[vale verge]

Don't show this gif to PLAN\

[dapper plank]

ambidextrous

[proud cape]

soviet tank could never have brakes smh

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/shohei-ohtani-shohei-ohtani-meme-mlb-gif-25300687

mans sheathes his bat like a true samurai

Bloof

I request your presence

[shy oasis]

[dapper plank]

eh?

[dapper plank]

[ruby zenith]

I'm so mad

[zenith elbow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/991624789213052988/1018868130925269022/AzurLane-5thAnniversary-Oshiri-Mousepad-2022-Omake-3.gif

[ruby zenith]

got told to roll for implacable while she's here

and I just burnt through like a hundred or so more cubes in the vain attempt to get her

I'm NOT reaching the pity which is the annoying part

[zenith elbow]

it happens, by next event you'll have enough cubes to get all the ships

[vale verge]

sometimes

you must endure the bullshit

to enjoy the lucksack

[dapper plank]

[gilded rain]

[dapper plank]

[vale verge]

I'm going to bonk both of you

softly

with my open palm

on the head

[dapper plank]

oh god no

not another one

thankfully im not a 5 digit

[vale verge]

R O B L O X

and you say i'm Crimnge

[dapper plank]

[vale verge]

non toxic Secretaries

[zenith elbow]

Crimnge

[vale verge]

Leeway

[verbal talon]

Good morning chat

[vale verge]

hello

J A C K

[verbal talon]

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/huhuhu-anime-cute-laugh-gif-14725878

[verbal talon]

Why u laughing

[zenith elbow]

[verbal talon]

Hi chill

Still murmed I see

I pray for your salvation

[zenith elbow]

little do you know, murm is the salvation

[verbal talon]

No

Chill

Look away from the light

[vale verge]

1 million Murms

[verbal talon]

Get the nuke

[vale verge]

we have the nuke

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-zero-pixy-this-twisted-game-needs-to-be-reset-too-bad-buddy-gif-22193060

[zenith elbow]

Cant get me in my bunker

[vale verge]

Stay in the bunker Chill

we will remove all borders from the murm

[zenith elbow]

[verbal talon]

No

Keep the murm trapped in the bunker

Seal it in

[zenith elbow]

Win win

[vale verge]

Chill and murm sitting in a bunker

Murm doesn't like chill so he's in depression

[zenith elbow]

[vale verge]

[verbal talon]

S-e-g-g-I-n-g

[zenith elbow]

I gave murm a ring, she has to love me

[gilded rain]

A

A Jack

[zenith elbow]

[gilded rain]

Henlo chill

[verbal talon]

A

[zenith elbow]

[verbal talon]

A Spoot CHILL YOU MORHER FUCKER

[zenith elbow]

[vale verge]

many shikikans have given murm a ring, she's swindling you chill

[zenith elbow]

Gottem

[verbal talon]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-mushroom-cloud-atomic-bomb-bomb-boom-gif-4464831

[vale verge]

Jack dropped V2

toxic

[verbal talon]

Mother fucker interrupted me

[vale verge]

both of you are Tocksicc

[verbal talon]

No

You can’t just call things tosix

Ur tocksik

[vale verge]

you wanted to nuke him for murms

and you did

for another reason

I will bonk spoot

[gilded rain]

Ples no bonk me

[vale verge]

I will do it

there

Soft Bonks

[gilded rain]

[fluid raptor]

toot spoot

[gilded rain]

[verbal talon]

Spoot toot

[vale verge]

tooty spooty

[verbal talon]

He toots in surprise

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/wholesome-nom-nom-nom-nom-anime-scared-gif-16372716

[gilded rain]

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lick-conk-conky-kitty-gif-18021368

[fluid raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/how-he-the-j-beaver-groundhog-carrot-gif-22994877

[gilded rain]

[fluid raptor]

Smol kaza

[verbal talon]

https://tenor.com/view/wholesome-nom-nom-nom-nom-anime-scared-gif-16372716

[verbal talon]

WAIT YHATS AN AL SHIP?!

[gilded rain]

yes?

that's kazagumo

[vale verge]

how could you do this to me

why does she not want to come home

[gilded rain]

this is like the third one I got since her rerun

[zenith elbow]

[vale verge]

I want

plz gibe

[verbal talon]

How get toot ship

[gilded rain]

light build

[verbal talon]

Light build?

She permanent?

[gilded rain]

yes

wtf

charybdis perma pool?

[vale verge]

That mullaney gonna get you bonked jack

meanwhile

Be aware of potential bonkening because of Mullaney Jacc

[verbal talon]

Why

[vale verge]

The base art has nips showing

because fuck it make everything lewd

Her art musta been made by Ark Royal

[verbal talon]

Hide me from silent

[vale verge]

You can remove the image but keep the post

[winged root]

bonk requested?

[vale verge]

Damnit, they shot down Trigger

[verbal talon]

I mean

No

Because I never showed her skin

I only showed the icon that said I got herb

So legally

I’m fine

[vale verge]

It still showed the bannable part of the skin

[winged root]

akshually

[verbal talon]

Silent

[winged root]

you wrong jack

[vale verge]

[verbal talon]

I didnt Post base skin tho

I posted pool pic

[winged root]

her base art is her frame

[verbal talon]

Yeah but it’s a tiny pic

[vale verge]

[verbal talon]

Not full body

[winged root]

I didn’t ask

[vale verge]

Still visible

[verbal talon]

But I did

So get rekt

Fuckin

[vale verge]

Sir it was this man over here

[verbal talon]

Nerd

[winged root]

Then I’ll tell you no more hornyposting

[vale verge]

he did it

[winged root]

[vale verge]

[verbal talon]

Can’t tell me what to do

[winged root]

or else nimi will be visiting your DMs soon

[verbal talon]

I’m a rebel

Rebel without a cause

[winged root]

nimi executes rebels

[verbal talon]

Then I shall become a martyr

[vale verge]

Rebel without a clue

[verbal talon]

And the red man’s will be overthrown

[winged root]

she can also erase your existence

[vale verge]

[gilded rain]

[verbal talon]

Spoot

Silent deleted the pic

[winged root]

spoot you wan sum of this too

[verbal talon]

Because silent is a butthead

[winged root]

[vale verge]

Spoot, Jack is bein naughty

[gilded rain]

shut up you meanine

[winged root]

because rules is rules jack, and you ain’t blackjack

[gilded rain]

I want Varia back

[vale verge]

run before the reds get you too

[winged root]

or else I’d take you w/ me to vegas

[verbal talon]

how did u know

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/cincinnati-reds-mr-redlegs-reds-go-reds-reds-win-gif-26185904

[winged root]

because you aren’t at the casino w me

[verbal talon]

🅱️aria doesn’t bulli us like silent does

[vale verge]

What about Jack Black?

[verbal talon]

You’re at the casino?

[winged root]

just a different type of booli

[gilded rain]

Silent has a gambling addiction, I don't think he can be trusted with being an admin

[winged root]

he hasn’t made a funny joke ever, so I plead the 5th on that one

[verbal talon]

Agreed

No wait

NOT AGREED

[gilded rain]

lol

[verbal talon]

Agree to this

[winged root]

too late jackie

[gilded rain]

Falsified information

[winged root]

looks like photoshop

evidence discarded

[gilded rain]

[verbal talon]

You know who’s utterly fucking stupid and unfunny and just genuinely annoying

James Corden

[gilded rain]

Simon Fucking Cowell

[vale verge]

any major comedian on TV?

still on TV

[verbal talon]

JIMMY FALLON

he’s so stupid

Guest: says anything

Jimmy Fallon: burst out into uncontrollable laughter

[vale verge]

Basically anyone on Late Night TV is who I'd call a "Former Comedian" or a "Never Was"

now I must get back to playing Genshin Impact "The Card Game" in Genshin Impact "The Game"

[winged root]

agreed

[verbal talon]

[winged root]

idc what political lean or dejected background you come from, funny is funny, and that dude ain’t it

[verbal talon]

Does he even make politics jokes

I didnt Even think he made any jokes and people just thought he was funny for some reason

[winged root]

the world works in mysterious ways

[fluid raptor]

I'm about to get political

[winged root]

like hell

now I am

[fluid raptor]

The senate will decide your fate

[verbal talon]

Silent getting political

Ban

Ban silent

All in favor

[vale verge]

[gilded rain]

[verbal talon]

None opposed?

The vote has been passed

[winged root]

I’ve repealed the vote

[dense arch]

No

I vote infavor of silent

[verbal talon]

On whose authority

Plan u traitor

We’re trying to overthrow a red man

[dense arch]

Silent gave me a 40 piece mcnugget+3 big macs

[winged root]

my own, I gave myself the authority

[dense arch]

Can I have another 20 mcnuggets please

[winged root]

after we take over the world

speaking of haven't had mcnugs in a while

[dense arch]

Imma go to mcdonalds at noon for a 20 piece

maybe a 40 if i have enough monies

[vale verge]

How to make McDonalds more flamable

[dense arch]

[vale verge]

M A C C A S

[dense arch]

I take apart my Big macs and eat em seprately

[verbal talon]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-thats-illegal-halo-meme-gif-14048618

[dense arch]

Whos gonna stop our overlord,Silent?

[verbal talon]

Only a tyrant may defeat a tyrant.

We need…

🅱️aria

[dense arch]

Ban Jack for promoting red men infighting

[verbal talon]

Plan

Ur new here so you might not understand

It is the stated and official mission of lexgen to overthrow the red mans tyranny

[gilded rain]

Ban Plan for being a red man's shill

[verbal talon]

Wait

Spoot

I had a thought

Orange persons are cool right

[gilded rain]

ye

[verbal talon]

What happens if a former orange person becomes a red man

Are they still cool

[gilded rain]

they're still cool

[verbal talon]

Or no

They’re still cool?

[gilded rain]

yes

[verbal talon]

Okay but do we have to overthrow them

Or only the formerly red mans who are still red mans

[gilded rain]

the original red men are the ones we should be scared of

the new are cool

[verbal talon]

So kawaakari and yuki bread are cool, but silent and 🅱️aria must be overthrown

[dense arch]

I get paid from the reds either way

[verbal talon]

Commie

[gilded rain]

I dunno about Varia tho

Varia's cool imo

[gilded rain]

typical of a commie

[verbal talon]

🅱️aria is cool but at the end of the day 🅱️aria is still a red man and must be overthrown

[dense arch]

I protec da red Men

[winged root]

wtf is an original

[verbal talon]

For 🅱️aria’s coolness, 🅱️aria shall be overthrown last.

[verbal talon]

Basically anyone who isn’t the last three people

[winged root]

you think I just popped into the server w/ a nice red role?

that's something only a reddit mod would do

[verbal talon]

Wait wait wait

[dense arch]

We overthrew the original Redmen

[verbal talon]

You’re not a Reddit mod?!

[winged root]

the fuck

give me some credit here

[verbal talon]

I always pictured you in a fedora

[winged root]

I do look dashing in a fedora, but that's unrelated

kidding I don't really like hats

[dense arch]

I love my Ushanka

[gilded rain]

noone does

they mess with hair too much

[verbal talon]

I-I like hats…

[winged root]

ye, but I usually shave my head bald

[dense arch]

Passed down from great grandpapi when he was still PLA

[winged root]

so I don't really have that excuse

[gilded rain]

sorry

[verbal talon]

[somber remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/fedora-gif-4928654

[dense arch]

SIlent has evolved into the final boss

[verbal talon]

Pictured: literally silent

[winged root]

true

me and my 10 chins

[verbal talon]

Confirmed, silent is both a discord and a Reddit mod

[winged root]

reddit mods that are still on here are like syanda, rime, and dan

might be others lurking but those are the most visible ones

[normal root]

reign do i return to al

or na

[winged root]

no time like the present

[normal root]

shit I guess I gotta sit through the 8671 things that AL has to download all over again

this sensation is like no others

[winged root]

[verbal talon]

Silent doesn’t play Al

[winged root]

it's the gacha start-up special

5 billion assets later and you're finally ready to play

[normal root]

you know what

NJ can wait

I actually unironically am enjoying AK

[verbal talon]

[winged root]

that's fine, I enjoy both at the same time

[dense arch]

3 billion of em are spyware and trackers tbh

[winged root]

[winged root]

no they're not silly, china doesn't give a shit about you playing their code abroad

as long as you're a good little piggy and keep sending them money, they have bigger fish to fry

[normal root]

frfr

[verbal talon]

Wow

I don’t know how I feel about silent calling is pigs

[winged root]

I said piggy

short for piggybank

prepare to be cracked wide open jack

aight we don't go that far

[normal root]

wait reign do you know who's coming after phantom's banner is over in AK

[dense arch]

As a member of the Chinese Redmen I can confirm this is not true

we want all yo info

[normal root]

kinda saving rn

[verbal talon]

Ah I see we do have to still respect our Chinese overlords

[winged root]

uh, idk what AK does

[dense arch]

Silent AK kills people

[winged root]

hell idk what AL does for that matter

[verbal talon]

Very well, then I sent money to the Chinese company that runs AL today

Does that meet with your approval silent

[normal root]

ffaaairrrrr

[winged root]

no, it's just being extra w/ the political banter is going to bring in even more people who don't know how to be polite

[dense arch]

Might as well give it to me cuz Im getting paid from the chinese redmen today anyways

[winged root]

like plan here

[verbal talon]

Plan is unironically a member of the CCP

[dense arch]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-possibly-perhaps-gif-14588906

[verbal talon]

Silent

I used to play

One Piece Treasure Cruise

[winged root]

then you took a torpedo to the knee?

[verbal talon]

That was my first Fachs

[winged root]

oh, I've never heard of it

[verbal talon]

Wth

[winged root]

fachs

[verbal talon]

Gacha

And I got in a lot of trouble

[winged root]

understandable

[normal root]

how does one get into trouble from playing games

[verbal talon]

I dropped 70 bucks of my dad’s money on pulling characters

[normal root]

never fucking mind

[winged root]

[normal root]

SCRATCH THAT

deserved fr

70 bucks wtf

[winged root]

sounds like some shit I would do too

[gilded rain]

when did you do that

[verbal talon]

on the same day I also dropped a hundred bucks of my stepdad’s money on the gacha that is Halo 5

Like 2016 or some shit

[normal root]

its hilarious since I spent like

300 bucks (ain't that much since its not dollars) on..

[winged root]

when I was younger I started spending my own allowance on gachas and junk, parents caught on because they were always tracking my expenses like hawks online

[normal root]

fuckin roblox

you heard me right

[winged root]

they reamed me out and I learned to just buy gift cards to sneak past 'em

[normal root]

smart

[dense arch]

Silent it’s making you sound old

[winged root]

well yeah I would hope so

imagine a 14yo telling you that you're being too horny in a discord server about jpeg shipgirls

[verbal talon]

What’s a gift card

[winged root]

jack pls

[dense arch]

Jack wtf

[verbal talon]

[gilded rain]

[winged root]

the legal scam that companies pull to siphon more money out of you

[normal root]

its as if the same 14 yo isn't being bombarded by hormones

mmmmm

[verbal talon]

I think gift cards are a scam

[dense arch]

Nah nah nah I siphon the companies

[verbal talon]

I can either spend twenty dollars of my own money on whatever I want

[winged root]

[dense arch]

I just steal em and ring it up myself

[verbal talon]

Or I can spend twenty dollars of plastic on this one very specific thing

[normal root]

do you get anything else if you spend it on the plastic

[winged root]

pretty much, it's a racket

[normal root]

like a commemoration or something

[winged root]

I mean if it's gift card plastic it's nonrefundable, nonexchangeable, blah blah blah

if it's credit card plastic, now we're talkin'

[normal root]

I feel like I would be the type to get addicted to using credit cards

granted I'm like, still a tad-bit young to have one

[verbal talon]

Silent

Gimme ur credit card

[winged root]

I mean that's how they're designed, the idea though is to always limit your spending to things you can pay off at the end of the month

if you can't do that, you will end up becoming a debt slave eventually

otherwise stick to debit cards, at least they'll cancel the transaction if you overdraft

[dense arch]

You see

Im broke asf

no monies

= no credit card

[normal root]

simple solution

[winged root]

get yer own

[dense arch]

They cant steal yo monies if you have none

[verbal talon]

But yours is prettier

[winged root]

yeah that's because I put more effort into prettying it

you can do it too jack

[normal root]

I've always wondered what its like to be an American

their stereotype is just

fat, burger, guns

and freedom

met some americans that are pretty cool but uh

[winged root]

it's not significantly different from being anyone nor anywhere else, just be smart, live smart, and yeah

[normal root]

Do they even have a culture

or is america's culture too widespread worldwide

[winged root]

the culture is pretty much whoever predominantly lives in the area

[normal root]

can't imagine a bunch of entitled mothers in a neighbourhood

hate them karens with a burning passion

[winged root]

that's just how it is, can't pick and choose your mom

[dense arch]

put yo self up for adoption

[winged root]

I don't think that's legal

[normal root]

is that not?

[winged root]

no, running away from home and being a truant would indeed be illegal

[normal root]

not counting the variables of having involved in uh

what do you call it..

domestic violence

yeah

[winged root]

if that ever happens CPS should be involved, there's legal recourse there too

but that's a touchy subject

[normal root]

hm

[dense arch]

Silent

[normal root]

Maybe I'll visit america somedays who knows

[dense arch]

whats yo favorite choclate

[winged root]

I guess dark, ideally w/ almonds

[dense arch]

mhm white choclate

[normal root]

my man

my man.

🤝

[dense arch]

[normal root]

toblerone

mmmmmmmm

[dense arch]

I like the hersheys or the fancy shit

the white cardboard box one

[normal root]

cheap chocolate can differ from being utterly terrible

or terrific

[dense arch]

Im poor asf

[fluid raptor]

Daily reminder that the NSA knows all your dirty secrets

[normal root]

jokes on you I live on the opposite side of the world

[dense arch]

I know all of their Dirty secrets too

[fluid raptor]

The PRISM does not care

[vale verge]

tfw I get on genshin, Update the game, Proceed to fuck around for 2 hours before doing the dailies, play one round of TCG then quit

I am P R O D U C T I V E

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-dance-chibi-gif-26687129

[verbal talon]

KILL IT

https://tenor.com/view/shooting-a-machine-gun-vanguard-firing-a-machine-gun-intense-gunfire-open-fire-gif-20295147

[dense arch]

Damn my horni is kicking in and wants me to download genshin again bruh

[icy rune]

you literally have AL

[verbal talon]

A

A light

[icy rune]

A

A saucy jack

[gilded rain]

A

A light

Henlo

[icy rune]

henloooooo splroot

[gilded rain]

[icy rune]

oh

you cant actually pronouce that physically

hmm

[dense arch]

A

A

spoot

[proud cape]

you know i think i judged the Me-262 a bit too harshly

[dense arch]

until you get rammed into a million bits by a BVR

[proud cape]

no AAM at 7.3

[dense arch]

Uptiered to 8.3

which then Moog-17as can get downtiered to

so yes aam

[proud cape]

[dense arch]

[gaunt axle]

[verbal talon]

[gilded rain]

Sussy Jack

[proud cape]

no bulli jack

[fluid raptor]

toot spoot

[gilded rain]

[verbal talon]

No

Im revoking your foot

Toot

You called me sussy

[gilded rain]

Gomen

[verbal talon]

Thnku

[leaden arrow]

Cocacola espuma

explodes

[fluid raptor]

You are indeed quite the sussy baka

[verbal talon]

Take that back

[dense arch]

all hail the red men

[icy rune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813103964022243348/1081982566179012668/Reimu.png

[zenith elbow]

Hi

How do you get decals on planes

[verbal talon]

chill

the murm has made you smoothbrained

[dapper plank]

[north sage]

Murm is now considered as an outright emotion

[verbal talon]

fuck you bloof

im done with war thunder

[north sage]

I give it a week

[dapper plank]

good

[zenith elbow]

I was smooth brain way before the murm

[dapper plank]

Oh youbfuckinf kidding me

MY TABLET DOESNT WORK

BC IT WAS WET OVERNIGHT

[verbal talon]

im sorry senpoi

im sorry for being mean earlier too

[dapper plank]

its fine

i just hate the people that was drinking overnight and spilled liquid over my FUCKING TABLET and didnt clean it up quick

ill never forgive them

now i cant do shit on osu with a mouse

[proud cape]

go to where it says customization and then go down to where it says decals and click and then just scroll through and find the ones you want

[zenith elbow]

Oh yeah, i mean anime girls

[proud cape]

oh

that is a bit more difficult but i will show you how

[zenith elbow]

Im out atm so i cant follow along

But ill do it when i get back

[proud cape]

tell me when you get home

it is kind of confusing

and also chill you are playing on pc right?

[zenith elbow]

Yee

[proud cape]

i like that emote

the sex is gaming

[dense arch]

FInd skin

go to the customization page

press buttons

finished

[proud cape]

PLAN you are heehoo

[dense arch]

fuck off

[zenith elbow]

Where skin

Can i make a decal?

[dense arch]

do you know how to

let me find a seggs skin

[proud cape]

chill i will teach you

idk how to make skins but i do know how to download them and put them on a plane

[dense arch]

You got a F-16A?

[dense arch]

Hitman for hire here

50$ for one target

20% off for 5

[proud cape]

bruh

[dense arch]

wha

[zenith elbow]

I got TBD

I just started

[dense arch]

If it can carry 4 AAMs and go Mach one then yes

[dense arch]

Nvm

uhh

got this one

[zenith elbow]

I haven’t touched anything other than planes

[vale verge]

Why is War Thunder happening again

do I need to clap some cheeks?

[dense arch]

[dense arch]

Uhh

F-16

[zenith elbow]

Dw about it

I just got T1 US planes

[dense arch]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-shoot-sniper-reload-shooting-gif-17192409

[dense arch]

No seggs for u then

[zenith elbow]

[dense arch]

Just get a F-16a lmao

[zenith elbow]

How long does that take?

[dense arch]

Uhh

A long time

[proud cape]

chill do you want to play with me and PLAN?

[verbal talon]

🫂 im sorry senpoi

[dapper plank]

jack huggies

[verbal talon]

senpoi huggies

[shy oasis]

silly jack

[verbal talon]

[shy oasis]

[verbal talon]

y silly

[shy oasis]

a
a jack

[dapper plank]

silly arsene

[verbal talon]

[dapper plank]

but cutie

[verbal talon]

he did the thing

senpoi

he did the thing

[dapper plank]

a

a jack

[verbal talon]

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

you

you did the thing

[shy oasis]

@gilded rain come out of hiding Spoot, the mods aren't looking for you anymore

[dapper plank]

[dense arch]

As a Red Men insider I cannot confirm that is true

[verbal talon]

spoot is asleep

hes in polan

[dense arch]

Spootland

[zenith elbow]

Does high ping matter?

[proud cape]

do you have it on high graphics setting?

also no ping does not matter too much unless it is insanely bad

i play on medium graphics

[dense arch]

6.0 GAB

[proud cape]

chill doesn't do ground he said

[dense arch]

fuck

How about

we get jack

ARB 5.3

[zenith elbow]

I think im on high

I was getting around 300 ping