#lexington-general
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I nom the senpoi
HUNGRY?


Apoc is committing war crimes against bloof
also bloof awake at midnight or later
or like 10
idk island time
why nom me when you can make food yourself
ur timezone is weird
2248

It's bloofin time
hawaiian global timezone is -10GMT
Global smth
I thought senpoi lived in phili
Apoc doesn't read
I have a problem




*bondages





Emote spam? 

Stop being toxic
Spoot ur toxic
Chill grew a third arm
more glowsticks to cheer with! 




Toxique 

Speaking of toxic, hi varia 
🅱️aria!!!!!
We, uh, totally didn’t miss you or anything
We hardly even noticed you were gone!
Uh
Uh
You’re a silly goose, 🅱️aria!
My favorite Viking man
Who
🅱️aria

hi hi 
@gilded rain @dense arch @verbal talon 
I was busy with this thing they call life. Sorry 

Skill issue, go touch grass

🅱️aria smelly
You gotta touch that premium grass
Reserved for discord mods
No pat! I’ll nibble u!
P-80-A
No 
P-premium!? I can't afford that
My discord salary was already spend on fedoras 
F-fedoras?!
Well now you are just making it tempting
Yea
Isn't that what discord mods use
Or is it out of fashion
Rob the grass bank
Every discord mod must have 2
the grass bank... 
I only have 1. And a SS officer hat.
Because you know
Literal nazi mods 
🅱️aria is back
Henlo light

Henloo spooot
I was boutta say something that I though coulda towed the line can you rate it for future reference
Why is it called hyper pat
This is a scrub
I no have dandruff
Did you know that there's a glory hole on your ceiling?
No lie!
I checked it out myself
Hmmmm.... Good point. Lemme see what else i got
Well my brother actually owns a "fake" one.
We bought it in germany.
Ah
found one that will do
I'm not sure actually. I think its done in house?

There are a few songs they made with the community. Like the 4th anniv one



Oh nah but can you rate what I was boutta say
I got a East German Air Force Officer bag

I think i got a hat made for those that guarded the east and west germany checkpoints. In a pretty good condition too
I was gonna buy a russian officer coat too. But my shoulders where to broad. I couldn't fit it

So i bought an old cold war era gas mask instead
with filters
and a bag
I bought a Soviet navy cap in Budapest
And a Czechoslovak tank hat in Prague
Bit cringe innit
No more pats
Its just collectibles. Its fiiine
Beats owning funko pops
which i *definitely * don't.

Beats try and make a good headphone challenge
(Impossible)
why ppl collect funko pops? is it an american thing to do? 
🅱️aria cringe
Something something nerd culture.
What i don't get is people hating on funko pops but giving youtooz a pass
same shit
I totally didn’t get any anime loot boxes from crunchy roll

Atleast a loot box can give you something cool Jack

a funky pop is just... Well that
just collect guns
1 youtoo from your favorite is good
Anymore is insanity send them to an asylum
Just collect warrants
Collect 
just collect taxes

collect collections
just collect vitrual ship girls
A lot of people I know collect guns
an american thing to do, and i respect it 

Collect those good internet points everyone
Can't go wrong with those
Meanwhile discord
Collect the heads of your enemies

Silent
🅱️aria, protect us from the silent person individual!
then these guns are fake too
ok, I'll be sure to let the police know to confiscate your fake guns 
Ye please do
the red men are warring
All i got is a airsoft anyway
You can’t confiscate my fake guns, I’ll shoot you with my fake bullets!
Pellet rifles are the perfect solution between not being a gun and being a gun
Bread man is next
🅱️aria lives 
i want a mosin nagant
Based
I want a sandwich
mosin man

I got you homie
🅱️aria be my waif

Sur


Waitwhat
Jack you gotta redo your taxes now


I don’t pay taxes 
now kiss

Bit early for that 
He has yet to offer me a reasonably priced steak

Jack doesn't know how to order steak or what's even good
i c...
Serpent
well
Protecc me from 🅱️aria
Wild bachelor party
Trust
hold the phone

Make me a sandwich 
Sure thing. For 1 headpat
cheap
ikr
Okay 

🥪

what has lexgen become
lexington-dating
I dm later
We find love here now
Gbk, we are going to a bar and I'm going to be your wingman
Senpoi is already there we need to keep and eye on him and make sure he doesn't recreate the lead pipe noise sample
Sexington-general 
Red men gang
i see
Lexington best server🤝
ok
Why are your socks mismatched mister
what?




That’s so epic
that is indeed epic




Now I need to wait 2 days to get the specialised core 
Everyone is becoming an average enjoyer
yeah



Only 2 left...
Average gulag enjoyer
chill moment
mebe
spoot i also have to wait to claim the core data
that's not core data... 
I wanna smash Americans jets with Moog
i dont play jets
in fact, 5.3 is even a little high for me
i enjoy flying mid-war props, especially bombers
jet fighters are... expensive
I lose 28k because I yeet missiles at everyone
well that is just you being stupid
that's why i stick down at low to mid-tier
less expensive if everything goes to shit
I make 50k on a decent match lol
premium bias
Pls gib dowtier to 9.0

I wanna smash sabers to bits
Shit missiles
But they shit

Very funny guys 
the joke is PLAN can't play one of the best jets in it's tier
i did it because bloof and PLAN did it

Both of you and plan did it after me
cringe

i just enjoy the helldiver
(i hate that thing)
I wont accept u if it isnt a AL ship
what?

the seggs!!!
i am not a fool
Silly
silly indeed
Silly
Both plan and gbk is silly
agreed
Exactly


Who even is your first left secretary
york2 right now

Fake cat
way better than implacable 


hakuryuu enterprise unicorn perseus
perseus is good bro

percy 
CVLs plus different roles
And Implacable is also up there
Better than AvP and Ark
A-4E better
Who's better avp or ark kai?
facts, that is probably the best jet at that tier
AvP
Insert other US op jet
I feel bad for first shredding the tornado with cannon fire and then killing it with missiles

AvP on cruisers, Ark on heavy
ok

I am .6 br higher lol
this is funny i like this

idk
and you have the audacity to call it a bad plane 
And it only took me
checks notes
216 battles and 176 deaths

Shit plane lmao
Tornado VS Moog X7
@proud cape dude I just shot down a He51 with my 23 and I feel sooo bad about it
But it’s so fun
there is no saving you
There was a lil su6 and I fucking lazered it outta sky

All lil fella wanted was to bomb a base and I fucking ruined it
I feel like a fucking monster
That’s rude
I feel bad about shooting em
where's midway
@grim geode
PLAN i hope the freindly AAMs go straight to you
Snail machine dodges all AAMs

I also yeeted a Tu-4 for team killing
He wants a R-24T AAM to the face


We having cooked Portland as side
just me and a harrier wish us luck
Harriers dead btw the para chute indicates it’s dead
oh i didn't even see that lul
Get some aams and shoot the last bozo down
it was a phantom and i flared his missiles but he just blew me apart with his lazers
don't ping me 
Jack needs u
in typical midway fashion
Moog catching on

Lil mooga getting 4 kill games

bois how many royal oak drops have u gotten
have spent close to 15k oil
not a single royal oak drop 
I forgot to grind
Cry about it
Get outta lexi then
I own a missile for home defense because that's what Woodrow Wilson intended
Moog moment
and what i do is evidently more profitable 
wow it is almost all pay 2 win 
yes, that is so people do not start launching their r60s and AIM-7
at me
Snail's handcrafted team
and it works
wow your plane has actual radar
lucky!
no way your plane gets a turn radius as well
why?
shaming moog
@grim geode what's the game size of wows
59-60something GBs
or 40 something i forgot
i want to redownload it

i wasn't shaming it, i was making fun of the fact that toe tornado doesn't get good radar or a good turn radius
BRUH
also lets go for a round
im bored
i will eat dinner pretty soon
imagine eating
MiG23ML
zuikaku real
Im boutta Sink dat bitch again
how dare
Tryna survive 1 5000 to a deck

Gotta do it the right way and use torps
Leave the “getting yoinked by a single bomb” to akagi
School done
bloof here
F
you need a good cheating strat
That was kaga
Professional Asian at your service
no it did not
it just didn't
a 1000 pound bomb would blow your T-34 all the way back to the Urals
Shit a 500lb bomb could
imagine if he is trying to tell us it was a 1000kg bomb
Fucking they left a bunch of shit everywhere and it went boom
My KV1 can survive 500 kgs n 1000s with broken tracks bruh
1000kg is crazy
indeed
And I did it in the premium soooo
Snail machine
Moog 23 so powerful that can fly with broken wings
FUCK
Damn it
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
The rain is so random
we getting big shit storm tmr
And the wind is fucked
Cant
Still at school
MF
ML?
The Mig-23ML
I knew you’d have a hard time playing top tier
hi
Here's what you do, First, Uninstall System 32
Not an Idiot
2nd, Delete your C drive
Not doing that
3rd, git guud scrub
i have nothing even remotely capable of launching missiles
Says the guy with Galm Team's emblem as his PFP
sorry
some other Ace Combat Squadron
Dw jack you did nothing wrong
He killed the president
Which country
Osea
hol up let me look at the lore
Then proceeded to become best friends with "Look at this Photograph"
i was framed and you know it you fuck
Imagine firing your missiles at unconfirmed targets when the IFF system is down

About as good as GBK in the Tornado
that was a drone!
hey now lets keep Count out of this

Just go to Belka and find Pixy who's still asking about Borders
i have much improved since last we fought
He improved at running away
and launching missiles to avoid flares
Last time we fought it was against AIM-9L's and a turn fighter
rematch?

lmao ok
PLAN is it true that the engines on russian jets die if you keep the reheat on for too long?
No fuel moment
my friend sent me this and evidently it cannot sustain WEP
he has fuel left but the engine ded
Nonpremium moment

GulagSeggs when

Cuz he dont know howda aim
pain and sadness please obliterate this mf for me
Nah, you gotta listen to him now

I think we know

Gimme yours
Tells me to eat shit
also disguisted when I say some shit back
So do you
You weren't saying shit because you was talking about eating actual shit
Only when they aren't talking about WT I guess?
Somebody’s getting bonked
bonk spoot
bruh

that is because i am the only one who gets any enjoyment out of that plane, you cannot be average at something if you are the only one who does it
ok
Dive bombers are for bombing tanks n shit
And for bombing Plan
i do like PLAN's name now
Because you have skill issue

Virgin Non F-16 owner vs Chad F-16 owner
or maybe because i am in a Tornado???
tornado shit
yes i know that
su-22um3k better for ground
but in terms of jets
it's either that or the 262 for me
and i am not use that thing
exactly
not using your ammo correctly
but they're fucking disgusting when they hit
you turn shit
bloof you hated on the 262 in lexgen like 2 days ago
BnZ
i always hated it
Intercept bombers
tf
idk
it was meant an interceptor
Red Tails was an historically accurate movie
And Lightning definately wouldnt get exploded on a single 30mm hit from the 262 he was in a head on with
what...
i agree
redtails is a very good representative movie
well true
also it's got some crazy writing the further you look into it
It wasnt meant for the Oorah audience that Midway and Red Tails was meant for
i love the movie 1941
on the scale of Realism
Dunkirk is Sim Battles
Red Tails and Midway are Arcade Battles
Top Gun is WoWP

fr
lmao
Actually no I'm not that mean
Top Gun is BF1942 Desert Combat Mod
Imagine not liking Universal Backups
bro
every time, without fail
i have 200
bloof plays rb
what am i gonna do with those

Only real chads Dogfight in Ground RB
no heart for you

i hope u know i play GRB
Ok
top tier btw
i play any br

real gamers play coastal
stfu
lets see...
how dare
true

hello chill

silly indeed


senpoi do you have the dev server?
Helldiver enjoyers when Heavenascender haters walk in
lol
i heard a leak a few weeks ago that the tech tree skyraiders were getting napalm is this true?
GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING LEXGEN

G’morning painnsadness hope you have pleasurenhappy day 
Speepo

Chat dead thanks to Apo
chat deat thanks to wart hunder
there's no Wart hunder rn
Henlo


No more spoot



Oh no, not the cursed blur 
ITS CRAWLING AVTOSS MY CEILING TOWARDS ME
Spoot you flat fuck help me!
just smack it
Tempest wake up Soviet Union is no more
but its still here... 
Sadly it is no more
It broke into 15 pieces rip
JACK GET THE FLAMETHROWER
ELON MUSK SCREWED ME! I NEVER GOT MINE!
HAIR SPRAY ND LIGHTER YO

S L U R P
Henlo spoot
Goodbye Spoot
2 minutes in class, 13 more to go

(teacher not here yet)
Spoot accuser
5h and 43mins to go for me
yeah this isnt my last class but it would still be cool if the teacher didn't show up

Gbk fantasy reveal


















































