#lexington-general
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Bozopoi got humbled
Yall are bad at booli
[this Joke has been censored by the Mod team]
Good, Ur jokes are bad
they contain too much horni
obviously the hidden U-556
nah we just dont want the FBI breaking this server down




Tiny tonk
Commie tonk

But bloofpoi
?
Are you getting Implacable
Ok
150 coobs

Git gud 
which one fifrst
Neither
Don't play WT 
Maint in 1h
Remember to feed your dorm/fill the research queue
Go away
no u go away
No u
nerd


Howdy.
Tell yostar make "the way home in night" rerun event with "tartu" destroyer in the after end of this event.


Also, I'm no dumbass.

Henlo Shpoot
Henlo


new meta evidently
New meta is qe
i know this one will be after her
We don't know

It's just a story meta if you're into lore for now
jintsuu
Why is shpoot doing a surprise?
I can bonk if you want
Nuuu


frend me in WoWS bloofpoi
Don't play valorant
yes because a New York didn't bracket him with AP from across the map after killing the CV
I mean
a Dead CV is worth dying for
That's a you problem
Y’all play together?
No

Makima?
Ah
Senpo always cringe confirmed? 
Senpoi is cool
Henlo light

:Bloof:
Call me that and ill ignore you

A
Not losing much there as spoot once said 
A senpoi

Im gonna leave

Here I was gonna greet senpoi and try to cheer him up but you interrupted
Sleb senpoi

Senpoi when pepe hands





I was born to get bullied

What if people say these thing because they like you 
How to convince senpoi 101

Senpoi is cool
Pic unrelated
He's as cool as Benzine?
Yep

Even cooler
Benzene is uhh lowkey kinda inert and stable unless you got reactants and the solvents for it
Yep

Battleship Torpedoes are based
3 double bonds in a cyclic ring
See I'm not just dumb computer guy
You're a dumb computer guy who remembers some chemistry from the elementary school
Benzene with so additions to it via reactions can turn from something stable to something let's say explosive..

It's funni how non harmful substances can be 1 electron away from killing you
For example 2, 4, 6 tri nitro-toluene
Just add more oxygen to water
Now focus on astrology no-
Shit that isn't science my bad
Astrology is stupid

Based
E&F forgot the subtitles on the french boi
Cool
Is fun
Is fun
And you'll have spoot to give you the answers
We break bad


Marine bio dissections were so fun
Now I wanna take chemistry
Spoot smort

Me dum
At least you're not micro bio :3
Forced chem minor along with my micro major and ooh boy is micro lab fun!
Spoot and I are friends now
We are breaking the bad jesse
we have bonded over funny australian chemist man
Funni aussie man
Me trying to convince dum people that beached whales are literally a health hazard
(They don't know)

Im aussie 
They're explosive after a bit
Your waifu is italian so it all makes sense 
why does your country have no 4 lane interstates?
I think ima take my leave and sleep
Fucking whale gas 
A little something we call decomposition
what is the worst Chemical spoot?
The funniest part about a whale is the pelvis
I forgor. 💀 some trichloride
Must be difficult

I love it here 




Listen it's been like 3 days since I watched it

I think the best realization of marine bio was learning that crabs start off as zooplankton, and that in their second stage of life, you can just barely see them if you scoop water and look very closely
Poll water piss chemical

It's easy tho
Ketamine
Yes
I mean ketons
Organic Chemistry: l
Somebody cut the goods jack
We have to pull up
Yall ain't getting my PCC and KMnO4
All yellow chemistry is Trash
Not horrible iirc
That's the best heptane I've ever drawn
how many of yall are fukin Chem students
meanwhile me over here trying to get a trucking license
or work for a fukn railroad
watching random chemistry videos on Youtube
The only question that matters here is
Are you forklift certified mister

Nice cycloheptane..
Let's see... name..
1, 4 Di Ethyl- 3 Methyl cycloheptane...
Midway is the person who will finally synthesize Octonitro-Cubane?
No.. I don't want to 
2 methyl
Oops
Hey spoot look it's your Waifu

too bad she's a Premium

Do you want to waste money?

Up 2 you, not the worst prem but there are better t6 prems
You don't seem to understand my Premium Buying Preferences
lemme look at my WoT Premiums real quick
or I guess the shit won't load

stupid WoT website
ToG II
long boye
shit at Tier 6
but is a meme
and I won a battle doing the WWI strat of charging the enemy cap on the one map where the massive hill is the main attacking point
At the end of the day up 2 you.

mans is bouta go to the Explosions and Fire school for angered chemists
She's absent for half of the year and when she's at school she's a nuisance
Lose-Lose
different topic to this but why tf can't ops go down to tier 5
tier 5 to tier 11
just make it happen WG
I also changed my WoWS commander voiceover to the Essex pack

why is chill pogging
Because he heard essex
no seggs

Its very pog when you can change voice overs in games, especially when its voiced by essex


at least she had a voiceover that wasn't a mod


I told Roon that if she wanted my hugs then she would have to ram the last ship
But Kaiser rammed the ship
but roon was the ship captain
Proofs
I sold the Kaiser because I was able to research the Konig
No you dont
you don't know him 
Sorry, just had this strong urge to say it 

can I offer you HD Chibi Forbin?
guys it should have been corgi meta
Woah
anyways
Silent coming to my defense?



Hi Jack
I'm an average "Average Warspite Enjoyer" enjoyer
whats up nerd
I said Jack.

spoot been killed

Warspite Meta would be an ashes ship due to the scrappening
Dum
no u


Stfu Seggs boat

That banana doesn’t work
The Gacha pulls are going nutso
I no u'd you too! 
Time to flex again in FLEXington
Did the maint end?
not even 125 
sex in event pool ?

I have 4 dock space left...
2 if I count in hero and royal oak
I might need to spend money
@gilded rain @proud cape 
got implacable in 3rd pull LUCKY ME
Check #trophy-room
In one pull?
nah
No
how many?
I am on 70 atm and the only ship I don't have is royal oak
Only oak is drop and shop
So, Devs like memes eh?
5th pull and I've got that bitch
I hope they don't change their skill names like what happened to Vanguard
no

let me explain
yes spoot
yes
I need

P U R G E

no.
Spoot they dont accept fake monies

crazy
GBK has Non chinese issue



Brace for all the horni art of these characters
Most of which I would add to my collection
Based
Bruh people already has drawn that shit
lexgen truly is suffering

Nah I got that chinese RNG boost
Join the church of implacable GBK
I'm going to wait for Implacable holding a gun for that skill MEME
Or remain in the cult of skill issue
50% RNG boost to all chinese homies
i have done 10 build and only argus 
Gulag issue
imma put you back in gulag
No u

Lets go. My first UR, on the first pull.
What did I miss?
4 pulls and I got all 4.
Warspite 
Wait one.
@gilded rain
PLAN the gulag isn't enough i am sending you to [mods have advised me to not continue this comment]
^^^
People are poor spoot
not even a 406 mk6?
sorry bro the people here just assume that you have been playing for as long as them
mine is purple
and they also assume your luck is the same as theirs
I have been playing since day 1. I also play other games, so I stop playing AL sometimes.
a SR one or Elite
what a drastic change of heart 
<3
i am proud of you spoot
spoot which nation is the 406 mk 6
EU?

Eagle Union
Royal Navy.
same
nice
Working on Seattle.
Grinding Harbin
NOOOOOOOO I HAVE TO DO OPSI FOR BETTER GEAR
AHHASDHGFSUAHBFNSHANHSBNJNASFJNSJVCHSDFCJVNSD
Opsi isn't bad
I have skill issue
fair
i have skill issue in opsi called i cannot figure out how to change fleet
bozo

ok
spoot do i tell him
you decide
yes i want to make a mob fleet and a boss fleet

Opsi I don't like the puzzles (those ice levels). Reminds me of Pokemon and that was my least favorite part of Pokemon
Im at mcdonalds
Not If i fly behind you
and i definitely will not shoot missile at you i swear
You're gonna get lazered to bits by the other Moog-21s and 23s
no
i agree but they never will
they gotta follow the tradition
spoot that is a good thing
poland moment ig
Spoot 5 seconds before blowing his horse lab up
lmfao

You grow horses
he does
I?... Don't?
every polish person does
Dont yall eat horses
We don't?
well that is just skill issue then
thats what this other polish guy at the bike shop told me
I wanna talk to him
lmao
because no normal person in Poland eats horses
He's having a Mid life crisis atm
yeah but are there normal people in poland though?
that explains a lot

normal people don't eat horses. Even if they're polish.

kein benzin lol
next time he comes by Il give him my phone to speak with spoot

This ship is?

For the first time ever I have no said anything horni on first sight
she has MANDALORIAN GUARDS
ok


Yostar would rather give her a entire cruise season instead of retro and bigger booba
CN be like
the CCP be afraid of Big o tittes
Adds a ship
Censors like 90% of it
They cant ban Yostar because they lose like 60% of tax dollars or some shit
good

alr brb gotta get my daily pay
"lets approve a Lewd skin and then censor 90% of that mf cuz fuck you"

some of the skins look better in their censored versions

You mean the ones with like some actual changes and not "lets put a fucking smoke maker"
ofc
For this one it would have been better to give her a Qipao instead of what ever tf they did
So yorktwo, enty, implacable is the new CV meta now?
dunno
you're saying that after I put AvP in one of my opsi fleets 
I literally got her to FS5 a few weeks ago
same
toxic devs 
And they go "Fuck you we still censoring that shit with smoke even if u paying"
I feel like they added her on the CN server just because she's a chinese ship 
spoot did you make her cramp all the books
I meant did you use EXP books
I used all 16k I had saved up 
HMS have dev bias 
nah cuz in history yall had the best shit
My turn bitches
toxique

@dense arch are those knight golems with a naval guns on there backs?.
???????
what
i need A-4 the grind takes too long
also some new russian navy plane
and looks like germany will stay shafted
moog-29 comes later i guess
Cant wait to fight GBK with J-15
messerschmitt bias 
Suhkoi Bias
can't lock on to my radar if i don't have one

can't lock on to my afterburner if i have a daimler-benz instead
Dumbo I have all aspect
time to pull implacable
can't lock on to me if i uh if i uhh
snail logic please protect me
you will get her in first 10

PL 15 pls

get shanking
@dense arch they may be adding the bias stick back oh god please no
w h a t

r73
oh
hard mode epic
nope
i think you are wrong, everyone does
GBK
check again
the joke is that everyone but me gets her in first 10
like literally everyone
I didn't

royal oak from build 🚮
3 builds from now on 
I got mine in 5
Animation was pretty good
Got her
Bravo!
Beat Spoot
Did you get all of them?
lewdable
lewd enough
rossiya pls
n o

🏆
What's your UID Apocalypse?
Her and richie are going into WA soon
Thank fuck
Uhhhh
hack account
[redacted]
friemd 
Il buy you gems
And totally not sell it
I am no hacker 
Suffering from success 
140097778
Nah spoots horse computer is too good

Let me ask Microsoft man
Fetish server
Don’t ask
I’m waiting for him to respond

He said that’s stupid
Time for opsi 
@fluid raptor

Asking brb

even jack have new UR
Don't you have her too?

it will probably be UvH all over again
Silent scared the shit outta me
All 4 of my nimi pings are from him
you have 4???
Nvm I have 3
bro what did you even do???
umm

spamming
spamming
sensitive topics
sensitive topics
nuke code

you have a nuclear bomb
henlo light
average polish i guess
good
Silent is a smelly dum head
i bet every polish person has nuclear arms
Do nimi pings expire
I DO NOT FEAR YOU
Nuke code
Spam
Spam
Graphic violence
Slur
Solicitation of content

you guys are awful
stop being nasty
It's not even a slur
I can repost the emote and silent will have to pull out the magnifying glass again

lul
I will slap you so hard you'll need a magnifying glass to see next time
But mister, you made me far-sighted
Silent is horni

How horni does one have to be to get nimi pinged for it

Waiting for bloof poi to put on bunny suit
who got 1 day muted
yep
the usual of what y'all knuckleheads are up to
he fucked around
so guess what happened
He dum
He dum
the hell goin' on here
silent said when bloofpoi puts on bunny suit he puts on maid suit

in fewer words, yes

Also henlo spoot
So basically
posting the possible not okay
est things
I hit like 5 small children on my way to McDonald’s

Who got muted for a day?
pain
Imagine getting muted
Couldn't be me 
Me either 
Not plan?
nei
if PLAN hasn't been muted then i am shocked
Is pains mute still active
did you try asking him
no
did he get another mute?
No
Wait again?







































