#lexington-general
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we also may or may not captured a T-62 during the border skirmishes
We also may or may not sent J-8s the the US to get upgraded
Bruh
true
Where senpoiu
I turned him into a hotdog

Introducing bloofdog
no

PLAN i found you in pvp
I dont have a bunny because if i did i would've cooked it

but bunnies taste good though
they here to turn u into a hotdog


why was there a firetruck and an ambulance wherever you were
It was for the house across of mines
You guys have houses?
silly jack
dumb jack

Arsene fucking slaughtered everyone there

chill here


@dense arch were you playing during kronshtadt event?
nope
F
you could get Sukhoi Su-57 during that event
i got 3
one of each type
but i want more so i hope they rerun sometime soon
BRUH
lucky mf



@dense arch hop
silly bloof



Bloof him out of existence
1st try doe



Spoot!


wdym
epic embed fail


stfu apo
why is he lewd all of the sudden
A gif
This is why Nimi threw me in jail. Yall are all bad influences
skill issue
I thought lewdspite was funny
LewdSpoot
no

comon man get the name right
spoot wholesome

y'all horni mfs
Bel who
except senpoi
You say that like I'm trying to be

That's a lie
If I was horni I'd have lewd anime girl pfp
Checkmate
Just let me take my Italian ship waifu and make pizza rolls undisturbed
or carbonara
she might like that one better
unless it's fresh pizza rolls then she might be into it
it looks so bad...
why don't they just make her outfits essentially the same as the real queen
god damn
huh
we know
Why did they do this

wtf is QETA
The skin looks fine imo. But the chibi is shit
your Chibi is shit
At least she's getting an anime now


I forgor




Do we know when it's coming out?
now no bulli our chibi's
Well done senpoi, you made the Goomba wearing the Mario Waifu crown cry
Like I don't think it's unknown that almost everyone was asking for her retrofit that'll make her viable
@dapper plank I changed things up a bit and I ended up with this
i dont really care about goombas
Lvl70 MP
uhhh
don't question me
My disappointment is immeasurable
you only changed the main?
Imagine having MP
me trying to make actually good fleets for Opsi be like
She deserves only the best
like half of them are ready to be awakened to 120 but I wanna save coins for the event
Most of my time is spent trying to figure out the goddamn vanguard
they just lack a little bit more exp
those shitty fleets can clear 12-4 so I am not complaining
I feel like my issues with fleets is the damn gears
I am farming harbin with one DDG in the boss fleet 
Already have harbin
Imagine not having more Harbin farming ships
But it doesn't matter
Only have those 3 left
Rupprecht just not worth



tf is this turret in the monthly login?
Dorm thingy
Furniture

c00l
i think ima grind opsi for once
don't do it

don't fall into the Opsi rabbit hole
Opsi isn't as bad as people picture it
it is when the first boss fight requires you to outdamage the bosse's healing and not die at the same time
the healing starts at 30%
Starts at 30 and heals 5% every 5 seconds for 30 seconds iirc
So 30% heal in total
Ain't that bad
One fleet is still enough to kill it
Maybe for someone with high rarity ships that are all 125 and fuck tons of gear
and no lifes the game
Toxique
Not everyone is as good as you shpoot
That why you have 4 fleets and not 2 
yes because 3 fleets of literal cannon fodder is going to help
That's an issue of skill
no that's an issue of not enough game time to level my shit
Spoot Bulli
it's worse because I can't escape his constant booli
for he is in Senbloof guild
and doesn't advertise for peeps to join
as a high ranking guild member
All I see in this channel is either me bullying others because they have skill issue or others telling me to cope 

Sounds like a skill issue 
sounds like someone who's actually a P2W saying F2P's have Skill Issue

to prove me wrong you must send me your entire bank statement with all the Azur Lane payments since you started playing

Bro have you not see how much I beg for gems?
I don't wanna spend money
You can easily play this game without spending real money
If I hadn't bought the laffey skin when I was new I wouldn't have had to buy the gems

imagine buying one of the first 3 laffey skins that aren't that good
I was new and didn't buy any of them
because They weren't that good

I'd only buy them now just to say I have every Laffey skin

Jack
You mother trucker!
Can I bonk spoot


I did.
Then this is war




💥
💥
You can't kill me
I've went to Truck Kun Dodging school

Spoot started it!
SENBLOOP?
and Road Roller is also Trucc
Senbloop



But Spoot did start it!

Me and Jack had to team up against the tyranny of Shpoot
You both deserve a bonk
both of what?
Destroying the pact
I said no more booli to Spoot and pain and pain did but Spoot bonked!
Thats unforgivable
I was bonked for no justifiable reason
Where is Spoot

Spoot ran away
This is just like wwii
he was too cowardly
I bonked fucking Jack not you mf
OI
I was bonked for no justifiable reason!
language
he bonked both of us
You laughed at me 
Ack my head
Spoot be throwing hands like it's a bar fight
It hurt
Lies. I only bonked jack

What are the terms?
I pat all 3 of you
No more opsi bulli



How long is it supposed to last?
No pat poi
Poland Rejected the White Peace
Because senpoi interrupted!


We go to war with Bloof now for being a bad negotiator
Let there be war.
Bloof, you hath brought this upon yourself
Im ded
sleep is forfeit and we take your land
Senpoi cum back!



time to bonk Jack for Horni



@dapper plank
g’night Smol one
the invasion of Bloof will happen tomorrow then
hey I'm trying to recover my account, is there any way you guys can try and look up my old profile and potentially see my UID?
or UID won't show?
What is your old profile
We need the server and nickname
I forgot the name, it's either Waffle. Waffless. Waffless. Or Eatingwaffles

Lexington

thank you!
I should have Taihou as my profile picture

Imagine not driving the bus with all that ETS practice
if I remember correctly
tf Thothoe
You need to be over 20 to drive a bus 
Iirc
I'd rather be younger than be a boomer
wtf, i thought spoot was 30 
I am 18 
Def acts like a Millenial

Can't be of My generation that I am the Locomotive of
You had your whole life ahead of you and yet you ended up here 
damb
Ye
I waited till at least 20 to become a weeb
and I'm still not a very good weeb
I know like 3 animes
and one of them has Children surviving the post Apocalypse
waiting for him to show up
I just like anime games and vtubers 
I don't watch vtubers but I don't have a problem with them
Sometimes I get funni clips on my yt recommended section
Don’t you dare say the name of it
I'm saving this GIF so I can use it to bonk shpoot with
NOOOOOOOOOO
It started off just liking twitter clips then it turned into watching streams of japanese people that i couldnt understand 
What is it?

Actually I emailed Yostar support and I think they found my account 😮
Stop

You need to feed her
You bullied him too much

Causing PTSD is not a good way to make friends
it just makes you question your life in multiple ways while watching two moeblobs try to not die in a post apocalyptic hellscape
Cool
It sounds like living in poland tbh
is Poland a layered city that has like 50 levels to traverse?
Most of it yes
How big is that guys fucking forehead holy shit
idk he was drawn in the 1990's
I figured
also that's probably a trucker hat
By the art style
Mans be driving an 80's Cabover
Tf is that
Did they try and fuse an american truck with the european one
no
My dad's first truck was a Cabover in the 90's
or the 80's idk when he first started driving trucks
no way, optimum pride
ughkghkghkghekhekeh

aparently American Brands still make Cabovers but they only really make them for export
Cause nobody in the US is buying Cabovers
They all look like a downgrade of the european style trucks
Because they're all fucking old af
What's the length limit on US trucks?
You'll never find a new Cabover in the US
uhhhhh
combined vehicle length or just the tractor?
Combined
It's implacable time
Most states I say most because California Dum the longest trailer is 53 feet
Too early the maint is tomorrow

Gib a sec I need to convert to smart units
Damn it's been 3 dry weeks
Toxique
Toggsic
also what's smart about a fake unit of measurement only meant to make things only divisible by 10
No way that's how it will go. They have to put few filler events in between
give me a Tartu Rerun plz
Collab rerun 
I mean that's how it went
Yorktwo UR event, Khorovod rerun, CNY raid now Implacable UR event
All light reruns are 1 week
aparently the trailer length is only capped to a minimum cap of 53 feet
That's trailer length
so a state trooper can't pull over a truck pulling a 53 foot trailer
I asked for combined
it says nothing about total length
Alr
it's all just maximum trailer length
In europe it's 18,75m iirc
that's combined truck and trailer I'd assume
A state cannot make a law that mandates a shorter length of Trailer than 53 foot on the interstate
so California can't force you to pull shorter trailers than 53 foot on the interstates
53 foot is the standard
so you can't pull over a truck on the federally operated roads that has a trailer of 53 foot
for being too long
so that means Interstates mainly
The way the law works in the us is bizarre to me
if you driving down I-5 through California who has I think a 48' maximum trailer length on state and county roads, you cannot be pulled over if you're carrying a 53 footer
well the US isn't a single country in a lot of ways but is in a lot of ways
think of a more coherent EU
As if EU was coherent in the first place 
exactly
for example
the maximum interstate trailer length in New York is 53 foot
but State Highways have a maximum length of 48 foot

My dad actually mentioned this where Maryland had a maximum length under 53 foot for all roads
and theres an interstate that has a small portion that runs through western Maryland
I-61 is a federally owned Highway
the US government owns that stretch of road
and maintains it
Mhm
not Maryland
but before the Federal Government made a federally mandated maximum of 53 foot for trailer length
anyone driving 61 through maryland would get pulled over for having a trailer that was too long
even though it is a Federally run interstate
I understand now
and it's such a small stretch of road that the cops would basically just sit there and pull over trucks with 53's
That's dumb
it's a 12 mile stretch of road owned by the feds
19.3 KM
and along the length my dad said the cops would just sit there waiting for a 53 foot trailer to drive by so they could nail em for a trailer that was too long
until the Feds mandated that for federally run road systems, all trailers couldn't be mandated to be smaller than 53 feet

basically telling those Maryland state troopers to F off and stop screwing over truckers
on the smallest section of interstate between 3 states
The good ending
no
just police forces hired by the state
think of it this way
City Police
County Sherrif
State Troopers
Feds
aka probably the National Guards?
idk
so Spoot
think of it like this

Bosnian Police
on that small ass stretch of road between croatia and Croatia on the mediterranian
if there was no border guard there
were just pulling over truck drivers
That's dumb
for not being in compliance with Bosnian Law
on a 9km stretch of road
through Bosnia
and back into croatia
I like how Google Maps tells me to go to the island to the south and not to go through bosnia
Which island
Ah that one
idk that deep into european geographical lore

I am not too much into balkans lore

They were all the same at one point

after they started a large conflict 1
Yugo
Then in the 90's the red men exploded their empire
and now we don't know wtf is happening down there
War crimes 
idk if I'd get bonked if I post a gif of an accordion player



I want all the Murm emojis
You wouldn't steal a car
What dev is your ply?
Spoot
God Bless you 1960's

dummy spoot


Heehoo
Stinky arsene
Remember benzene? IT'S BACK!
Benzine, The modern solvent for the modern chemist
I love Explosions&Fire
Best channel on yt


I especially liked how he captured Nile Green
Still waiting for another episode of cubane series 


Octonitro cubane dream is real


Silly Australian Explosion man
Arsene
We will send you to him for use in his experiments

Watch him do a comeback and make cubane next episode 
All yellow chemistry is
TRASH
You mean Alchemy?
Ye
What if Yellow Chemistry creates a smol spoot?


Nice, Bogue got engaged
Congrats
Class is done




best damn emote on the server



what



I wanna go home 
spoot is it true that everyone has a horse in poland
No
Does anyone know "XeGraph" here?
No
skill issue lmao
who XeG ? 
someone in lexington maybe
No way man 
Spoot
Ples no buli
5% that she'll be useful in pvp at all 
Another one? 
If that's what you want then they might as well make a new rarity above UR 

That new space in the rarity section of the sort UI is kinda sus





I got to use da holy weapon today
PLAN planning to eliminate senpoi numbed 429

@dapper plank



Time to get yeeted
Baka senpoi
my god i just got 2 kills in a TBD devastator in an uptier
it has only one 50 cal
air rb by the way

yeet the senpoi
dive bombing a land target just feels wrong in the dauntless
like i want to sink kaga or something
it is just germans and americans
like only germans and americans
i agre
ye gotta yeet @gilded rain
memu casually breaking right in between your wedding!!
Are we ready guys for tomorrow
I play naval bro
Dive bomb some shit then
i have a few times before but i don't really want to start a new naval tech tree so i am just staying at reserve for american naval
bruh
goodnight jack
Sleep or wack
and stay out
asleb
spoot is eating his horse


me when i have that place muted: 

These fools think they can escape Moog with fancy flares
so snail supports you even more than before
no skin


Imagine being bad
?
Holy shit
VVS is strongest
Moogies
true
you have number nine moog
lmao
Trash Chat
?
WarT in Lexgen = Trash Chat

chill moment
what's a me moment? 
He's already into ships
he wants to do things with Ibuki... but yeah... you're not wrong
when PLAN uses more than 1% of his brain
"things"
tf is that?
anime
hmm wonder what they could be 
You going to Naval High School
senpoi sus!
high school girls using actual ships
Bloofpoi going to get Nimi to teach him things
I should watch it when i have time
senpoi you are a rather bit suspicious
I got the tool for it
?
Good PLANakin good
please monkey wrench the nekoneko kneecaps
Now kill him
its a frame correction tool but sure
everythings a weapon!
~~
~~
my money is on Iowa
yes

Release BB-4 Iowa as a grandma shipfu plz Yostar
and warspite
thats QE
Warspite doesn't act like a granny
She's only called the grand old lady irl I think
daily reminder: gbk has a skill issue
Yes
RNG issue tmr lol
GBK will get ratio'd after the update
you are about to have a panzerfaust in your skull issue
i will not post even when i get her 
Mikasa doesn't even know how social media works
bloofpoi dum
oh but you did ask, right here in fact




































