#lexington-general
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You smell

No do dat
Bloof Seggs

nah i have this thing
Bloof and Seggs sitting in a tree
we need in in WT
S-e-g-g-i-n-g
no please no please no
J-8 is just Moog-21 with extra engine
yeah
Time to steal F-22 blueprints
ok
bruh the rats flying
then she consumes your soul and sells your organs

indeed
east china
as it should be

||Hawaii is east east china||
Dumb fuck



i love that purifier emote just something about it is just so funny to me

she just looks so silly

Here then take this
Widefier
that is epic
what does this mean?
what
Imma clutch the gulag
no
@verbal talon jack i love your links
what does that mean?
whos good at math
so nagato but hotter
do you have max level Anshan?
nice
PLAN moment
It's harbin time
uh, so long as germany also got more cold war ships, i would be fine with that
did you get harbin just now?
I remember when Harbin said "It's Harbin Time" And Harbed all over the screen
moment
Did Mutsu survive a nuke tho?

siren issue
Your honor,My client can steal this man meme as he is chilling
PLAN=irl saul?
99%
It just taking a while since I have to use sandy as the 3rd vanguard for 13-4
Issue in skill
i will be harbing
no it's just that there is not pr5 exp packs
Just need 1 more run after the moral recovers
No one uses xp packs
We convert them to protocores

I used to do that
A mistake
A effective mistake
why not?
You buy cool shit with proto cores
but i want pr ships
Can I buy Bloof with Proto Cores?


Pain we can’t buy those anymore


i want pr ships though
Proto shop has much more important gear stuff
so i should just not try to get pr ships???
There's this thing called sorties that we do for PR grind
Damn, Plan lowkey calling Bloof unimportant
Yea but I don’t even have the gear to craft the UR gear

I…
I…..
i do not have 6 high level ships of every faction 
Issue of skill
Don't even need high level
typical pain and sadness moment
explain?
the only faction i have that for is royal navy
like unicorn?
She hot
I mean any the other
Like if you have low lvl main fleet for the PR faction
Can slap on higher level vanguards
Gotta get em while they still small


yeah that is how i did things before the pr4 exp packs i just used normal vanguards and have the pr backline
That's how everyone does
Time to S W E A T
I can’t do that while I’m bikin on the highway cuz imma look at my vanguard ping hai and crash
that is insanely slow though
Since protocores let you buy PR gear in the shop so you don't have to waste time doing research for that season's gear
The thing is
yeah i guess
Highest priorities being the champy gun and tenrai
I don’t have enough gear to craft

same bro
5 11-1 runs gives like 8-9% or more
what
Damn why do retro Portland be hot

Portland is weirdly good even now
Saw a max Portland in pvp and she was the last vanguard left standing
i do 11-4 and uhh unglücklich does not begin to describe
:griseo_excited:

nah but Portland retro hot asf

11-1 is best oil to xp ratio
i need columbia
lol
Otherwise do 12-4 if you want coins as well while farming xp
Or be like me and do 13-4 because it rains 
or rob a bank
But you'll need AA carry
damn yall remembered the J-16 event
SHES SO HOTOHOHOTHOHOT
nice
She thicc
thiccer than Ibuki
Ok I'm done with PR4
PR5 research time now
shipfus with less thicc is amazing
||research me~||
Chapayev and Kubyshev?
belo
bello?
teen horni time
i need img
meh
shes hot
also this bozo is still here
bruh
mhmmhmhmhmhmhm peanut milk
They all hot
Senpoi has weird taste in AL waifu

not from you
Why
bulli
I give you a bag of "blue" made from Ibuki
My baby blue
I'll make you a bag of blue from your baby too
im really close to ignoring plan
stfu plan
wow
so stop bulli me and my ibuki
I bully my Ibuki by giving her negative moral
the difference between russia 5.3 ground and germany 5.3 ground is like night and day

no
im ignoring plan
damn
wydm
german tanks have op guns but horrible armor, soviet tanks have good armor and not the best guns, but they still can kill most things
Panther:
you think panther has good armor???
lmao
no
Shit bouncing evrything
panther has horrible armor even when angled
uhh that is because you do not aim for the hull front
Yes senpoi
Again with the war thunder
aim at turret lmfao

Senpoi being my ELA teacher
PLAN i think you have skill issue
No
have only played one WT match today
I ambushed a Panther with 4 ISU-152s before
it only takes one lmao
We had to make sure
but i mean panthers should not be a problem even for like Su-85
even most of the KV-1s can kill a panther
you just have to not aim for the front hull 
I remembered that one time where we ganged up on 3 tigers with 6 T-34-85s
tigers are even worse than panthers
tigers can be killed through the front plate by a churchill 
tbh GBK also has weird waifu taste...
yeah, right of the driver port
no
As long as either thicc thighs,Big booty or Big "tanks" im fine
yessex
my taste in waifus is the best
Who is your waifu
Independence is a great pick so Idk what midway is talking about

ok next taihou i get i will not immediately destroy
you better be right about this, midway
i always forget to do my secretary quests
i have 88mm 
just go on some street
angle
and and watch them hit your turret front 
armour belt means nothing when plunging fire is a thing
or aircraft dropped munitions
like so many people do not know the secret to killing a tiger its insane
something called overmatch
hehe you have much to learn
no
busy in an Iowa match brb
oh
@dense arch
Taihou is not a yandere and she's not the best IJN CV

Shinano is best CV in the entire game prob
indep best carrier confirmed
i mean in damage sure
hakuryuu 
nah, it's hak with her katana
wtf is that fight
other way around 
No 
yes 
Shinano can work in other CV fleets 
Hak can as well 
changing topic?
Haku is just better 
You are welcome to try both solo and see which one gives better results
On every content right 
Yep 
Shinano is better
Opsi ijn fleet uses hakuryuu over shinano
They use both
The reason haku does so much dmg is because of shinano

I need a second SBulin
Literally lucky e enterprise can beat hakuryuu in damage against light and medium bosses
Hak with tenrais + her acc boost to ijn planes aka more tenrais
Spicy shit
Haku's DB slot is strong but keep in mind skyraider exists and Enty scales better with it on light/med

Heavy armour boss fleets for fun 
.
Mald
Hak still better personality wise hehe

i just killed a king tiger and then my wifi cut out
is back now
but it kicked me out of the match
You must have killed someone from the dev team 
i suppose i have a 'skill issue'
lmao
probably
oh bring it
Network issue
i killed the king tiger with a panther btw 
he probably got a little upset lol
just don't get flanked smh
Hak still did better, for me, solo in AZ meta fight
This is animal cruelty
Killing tiger with a panther
oh
a king tiger
Overmatch, just use bigger gun that regardless of armor angling still gets penned
Just admit skill issue 
nah hak is just better
but the king tiger had the bigger gun and also he has like 2 times my gun velocity 
just use bigger gun than his
Go say that in gph now
bro i still killed him

i know
no need for bigger gun when he gets flanked 
also the germans go straight from 88mm to 128mm 💀
over match is using bigger shit on someones armor that even with their armor thickness it gets penned
and the 128mm kinda sucks
i'll sya it in Al-lore 
there is a 150mm heat launcher at the lowest possible rank for the german tree
nah just you
hm
the only reason it is not in the middle of the tree

is because open top
a machine gun can take it out
but it is so fun when you actually get a kill at like 5.7 with that thing
also Kv-2
just dodge
midway the type of guy to just say to dodge Pe-8 bomb
@dense arch i thought you were pretty dumb but look at this guy
lul man can't juke
what?
can't dodge, can't juke 
ok i need PLAN to see this right now
lul we don't make jokes here
ok
Hiii
any who, getting bombed? just dodge
i think midway just does not know
which is impressive considering how much we talk about FAB-5000 here
@grim geode I like your pfp 
bish you actually I go and read through your 300+ message speels with PLAN?
bruh I have better things to do
They too busy arguin
Sorry
"arguin"? 
@grim geode i will drop this on your house while you sleep and if you do not hear it falling and dodge out of the over 1 kilometer blast radius then you just have skill issue
oh damn! a way to remove all my problems! please!
oh
please do!
I'm sure plan will ship me a pile of C4 or some pipebomb and that'll suffice
Just leave your gf and all problems will be solve 
i sent PLAN to siberia!
nah it's lexgen that's the problem 
Become goost and haunt gbk and remind him everyday of his skill issue

to set fuzes on my fucking bombs
What if the gf leaves you
it means lexington general
just a quicker way to type
a better way, except if she leave you to kill you cause of Yandere
any recs?
#sexington-general
This chat
More known as ALO lexgen though
Cause gbk isn't in the cool kids club yet
personnaly it's a long time that I didn't connect to Lexi
you do not want to haunt me you would just see me doing homework and playing war thunder
Time to hit the psych ward and get some then
I'm always on Amagi
Btw, I was in couple with a Yandere 
What a not wise choice

i mean.. if it motivates you to have less skill issues 
ok then
It's all fun and games in anime until she actually stabs your family irl
my FABs will be guided by the power of midway
Go with the Subaru option

jokes on you I've already seen people die

jokes on you I've killed people
Personnaly she just wanted to kill me with a knife in her bag while walking to my house whereas she was at the other side of my country 
Henlo light
That meme is so old
And she gets suicide vibs too 
when will light give us ac?
I had that on my older phone
ay yo?

You're living in Ohio
When we change to another topic that's not war thunder
light i will trade a postage stamp for ac
Okay name the stamp and the machine error

here
IL-2?
Lavochkin La-7
I'm better at Naval lul
you play war thunder?

WoWs > WT
Yes I play WT, and I play Naval RB since I reach 100% loses on 100 battles with my ARL 44
Naval RB make me rich btw
do you play the big ships or the boats???
Cause I know how to play lol
Big ones
also just don't play france???

That's what I do now lmao
based
War thunder rots your brain
Just look what it did to gbk
i play the small boats
not pt boats but like the boats of similar size
Frigates?
the schnellboots
not yet, those are at the end of the small naval tree
also libelle class my beloved
You are now obligated by fate to fall into a foxhole
I will skip fate and strategically deploy a honey badger near ur location


but i think a honey badger would die to a rifle
If you don't kill it from a safe range, get fucked up
it will probably try to dig up a land mine or something
raccoons are the same
Yes and no
Daytime raccoon yes don't be within 1 mile of it
wdym night time raccoons can be just as bad
More chance of rabies, raccoons are nocturnal
bro one time i was in a city called „Monterey” and these raccoons just approached me and my family and they just walked right past us
like no fear at all
which Monterey?
theres a few
eww why would you visit
i almost think we should teach them to fear us as they should
have you ever been to yosemite or sequoia?
yes
granted... as someone living there once you see it a few times, over photos and in person
it loses it's novelty
USS Midway 
for example Apple HQ --> people outside cali: woah you have the apple campus in your local area that you get to see everyday? --> cali residents: we see it everyday it's noting special
yeah
Same goes for Midway, yes very very cool, but if I saw it everyday in person/looked at photos of it everyday I'd lose interest in like a week
tennessee doesn't really have anything except for in the east so i cannot especially relate but makes sense
USS Enterprise & Hornet at Midway is better
enterprise isn't a museum ship
proceeds to ignore the loss of Yorktown
and disregard her sinking
Which enterprise
The maint is in 4 minutes remember to feed your dorm!
5 CVs sunk in one day, what's a great day 

RIP yandere Fox
Yes, get one shoted by only one bomb
HMS UR incoming 
what if I want them to diet
QE bout to jump 2 rarities 
That's your choice
She's getting a useless aux I think
so did Bunker Hill and Franklin

oh boy
bunker hill had skill issue?
Warspite UUR 
@gilded rain thank you spoot
You're welcome 
let's just say having your magazine detonated
is quite the issue
Wasp worse CV ever
mainted

lul yikes
Why kill Arizona meta? 
to get more of her
i am so close to the final arizona
tomorrow i will have all of the meta stones
congrats..
i think i'm at 60k/70k
major skill issue
midway the petlyakov is on it's way
yay! end my suffering!
nah it will go off course and bomb idk maybe tokyo?
What would I do without my UR AA gun
RIP your waifus then
manjuu is a chinese company 
🍔
is that from gear lab?

The j
Sex bofors will always be og
borger
Yat Sen actually has a AA gun+1 and good AA for some reason
you have leaked the selfie of the entire population of the german state of Hamburg
your voice actors tho
I'm so sorry
Yes but UR gun is better accelerator and raw damage
Light cruisers have high aa this is true
Sexy bofors are better on ships that are AA carries
well i will have to pray it goes off course from that and bombs idk maybe korea?
The attk speed is low enough to be an accelerator?
not the Kpop!
you bish
Also range 
north korea tho
oh phew
It's basically the trash can but better
who needs range when the devs favor your country


when next KMS UR?
i hope it isn't something like vanguard
it'll be HMS Queen Elizabeth II! the CV!
lightning in game soon
Double retro for QE into UR
ew not that DD.. jkjk
even after retro she still smol and tsundere
yeah it has programming issues but the F-22 maybe soon
Programming
like software issues

for once, I'll agree
On a serious note I don't want another BB or CV rn we had enough, give us UR vanguard ships
UR CA that's actually great and competes with the CBs would be great
We need another UR dd or ss 
yeah we need a royal navy cruiser that isn't locked behind silly pr
PR lock is much better than an event lock

At least you can get the PR one any time
falsch
HMS Thrasher idk
Events can take years for rerun
uss thresher 
i mean idk USS Forrest Sherman add that into AL
literally a cruiser well disguised as a DD
spooooot
we need Hamburg class of destroyers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine a META ss fight 
I started Plymouth development as soon as the maint hit



this thing is just beautiful
bri'ish be like
HMS Tiger? jkjk awful cruiser
We need more common ships change my mind
spoot i will sell your mind on the black market
HMS Medea


KMS V-25 from wows? idk

A monitor that got converted to a mine layer that became a training ship 
Idk add the t1s from wows like Erie and blackswan
@dense arch HOLY SHIT THEY FIXED CLOSE RANGE RADAR LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and of course they buffed the r27

they fixed the AIM-9L sidewinder though 


and they fixed something to do with afterburner with rear aspect something
i am not a rear aspect peasant so i wouldn't know
gott im himmel the game will be easier in downtier and harder in uptier
so now we will have to do 45 daily prayers to the snail
o no maint
i got kicked off of the game 
Erie is UR 
Henlo chill
hey spoot 




Woah look at senbloop




Go to bed or I bonk!

Spoot toot

Sploot

Hmmmmmmm





Chill ur under arrest
Im over arrest 

Toxic


A bloof using auto plant
We're getting new ur ship?
Soon™️
next week (?)
school
skul
Skal
szkoła 
Czech
he?
ah yes, the 3d saul goodman gif
an internet users bread and butter
bro what da hell

Food generator




the king manjuu has smiled on spoots soul
who will you put it on?
FdG once I get her
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there we go
I have one even better but it's gonna get me banned

i think i know which one you are talking about lul
yes lmao
There's Hood as well that can use that gun effectively
Hood is worse than MP and FdG tho
MP is horrendous. Every time I use...

The degenerate community
My other servers
oops, just a game, why so serious
i wonder where all it has been posted
where it has infected

I never left

YorkHead
YorkHead
She do be hot
@dense arch did they fix the game yet?
WWM should be up
i mean like with the changes to the AAM
Snail didn’t tell me
well i guess we will see changelog when the update drops
Gulag walls
that is just the walls of an american school lol
Can’t even shit in peace
























