lexington-general

[vale verge]

and you must blow the horn to alert people and cars that the train is coming

[dapper plank]

what line

[vale verge]

unless the city decides they dont like it

and dont care if people know a train is coming through

[proud cape]

the MiG line and the Tornado line

[dapper plank]

..

im doing those now..

[vale verge]

I will MiG ur nan

[proud cape]

i will not even touch the Bf-109 G-2/trop

i want Moog

[fluid raptor]

The 109G is extremely based in AL

[proud cape]

who is it best on?

[dapper plank]

non

[proud cape]

also the Bf-109 G has severe engine issue

[fluid raptor]

Rockets go brrr

[proud cape]

which carriers is it good on?

[fluid raptor]

Any carrier that can use fighters and is fighting light or medium armor boss

Granted that AA is not an issue

Since it doesn't intercept enemy planes

[proud cape]

but it should only go in boss fleet though right?

[fluid raptor]

Yep

It's a niche use but very good at what it does

Why do you think people say yorktwo shreds light

[gilded rain]

morning

[vale verge]

Shpoot

Hello

[fluid raptor]

Because of that double fighter loadout

Spootpoi

[vale verge]

Sploof

[fluid raptor]

Warbuki Sploofpoi

[gilded rain]

[fluid raptor]

Imagine next livestream QE II that makes Warspite top tier in PvE

[gilded rain]

Warspite Oath skin, Warspite augment, QE retro, and a new UR

[fluid glacier]

I'm still retro fitting mine

[proud cape]

based

[dapper plank]

SPOOOT

[gilded rain]

[vale verge]

Just kiss already

[dapper plank]

no

[gilded rain]

[fluid raptor]

Spoot is already my valentine

[proud cape]

@dense arch seydlitz or kronstadt?

[fluid raptor]

Sey

Kronky is ugly

[proud cape]

bro what?

[gilded rain]

sey

[fluid raptor]

You heard me

[proud cape]

explain

[fluid raptor]

No

Beauty is subjective

[proud cape]

i see

[zenith elbow]

Kronk is objectively sexy

[proud cape]

i agree

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/kronk-point-debate-argument-angel-gif-17274775

[dapper plank]

seconds before disater

[proud cape]

lmao indeed

[grim geode]

the derailment in Alabama?

[vale verge]

no in Ohio

[proud cape]

true

[dapper plank]

oh fuck not this ohio shit again

[proud cape]

lexgen should become #ohio-memes for one day

[vale verge]

USS Ohio

[proud cape]

no

[vale verge]

Someone did SSN Ohio

Cleveland

O H I O

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-cleveland-were-not-detroit-seagull-gif-5439240

[dapper plank]

Imperial or metric

pick the right one

[grim geode]

oh my

could I get behind that

maybe

[proud cape]

metric is what europe uses

[dapper plank]

thats the opposite?

[grim geode]

metric > imperial

[gilded rain]

correction: is what everyone uses

[proud cape]

this lad gets it

[grim geode]

US military uses metric

[gilded rain]

NASA uses metric

[proud cape]

actually?

[dapper plank]

isnt the metric the kilometer

[gilded rain]

mhm

[grim geode]

yes

[dapper plank]

oh oki

i got them switched again

[gilded rain]

it super easy

[dapper plank]

[proud cape]

wow that is troll epic

[dapper plank]

C or K

pick the right one

[proud cape]

Great Britain does use imperial though

[fluid raptor]

We do a little bloofin

[dapper plank]

no

stop

apocalypse

[fluid raptor]

Yes

It's bloofin time

[dapper plank]

dont you dare nom me

[grim geode]

[dapper plank]

ima play vr

[grim geode]

nom the bloof

[gilded rain]

"Most of government, industry and commerce use metric units, but imperial units are officially used to specify journey distances, vehicle speeds and the sizes of returnable milk containers, beer and cider glasses, and fresh milk is often still sold in multiples of pints, with the metric equivalent also marked."

[fluid raptor]

You never send griseo_excited emoji

[grim geode]

750ml bottle o' whiskey

[proud cape]

i just saw the inside of a sptifire once so that is how i knew

[gilded rain]

One gulp

[zenith elbow]

[grim geode]

57% alc whiskey

that stuff... it's nice

[gilded rain]

[proud cape]

need pure vodka made only by bears

[grim geode]

clearly this man can't enjoy his alc

[dapper plank]

time to vr

and play uh

pavlov

[proud cape]

i live in amerika so not old enough yet

yes i know you live here too

[grim geode]

i have a feeling bloof is going to join VR chat with Ibuki as the character sprite or something

[gilded rain]

[hasty kiln]

[gilded rain]

[glad quail]

Where is Senpoi

[dapper plank]

OVERLLORD

[glad quail]

A

A Senpoi

[dapper plank]

I missed you

[glad quail]

https://tenor.com/view/squish-gif-23570153

[zenith elbow]

[glad quail]

[dapper plank]

[vale verge]

She's such a nervous cinnamon roll

[hasty kiln]

[shy oasis]

[vale verge]

Go Away

[shy oasis]

No u

you nerd

[gilded rain]

[vale verge]

I will dance with mein frauline Biner and you'll have to deal with it

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-well-thats-just-like-opinion-gif-18505939

[shy oasis]

you're not gonna fight back?

[vale verge]

why would I?

[shy oasis]

[vale verge]

your words mean nothing to me in this regard

[shy oasis]

hmmm

[shy oasis]

here for you

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-i-respectfully-pass-on-the-offer-wonderful-suggestion-paul-heyman-gif-16616238

[shy oasis]

hmm ok

[shy oasis]

@dapper plank @gilded rain for both of you lovebirds

[gilded rain]

[pulsar meadow]

[dapper plank]

[pulsar meadow]

[shy oasis]

ye why they hitting me?

[pulsar meadow]

[zenith elbow]

[shy oasis]

thank god i have a helmet

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/buster-keaton-tea-gif-11399815

[shy oasis]

PainNSad is british

[vale verge]

no

[dapper plank]

who pinged

[vale verge]

probably Arsene

Remember when the American's fucking nuked Saratoga?

https://tenor.com/view/pi-day-spongebob-gif-5173591

oh wait that was just the Spongebob pie

[zenith elbow]

I love learning history

Very interesting

[vale verge]

the clip of the bomb they used in the show was the Bikini Atoll 2nd nuclear test which was extremely overestimated on how powerful the bomb would be

the same test also sunk Nugget, and Saratoga as well as led to Eugen not being capable of repair and thus left to her fate as well

[grim geode]

Midway was my valentine XD

[jolly pollen]

Weser my beloved 😭

[vale verge]

I hate that I don't have Wesser

also Kazagumo

[grim geode]

kazagumo perma no?

[gilded rain]

Ye

[grim geode]

mm guess I got lucky during the event for her.. have 2 in storage XD

Kinda cute tho

And crazy busted from time to time

[gilded rain]

She do be cute

[grim geode]

Know who else doesn't have her

[gilded rain]

Gbk?

[grim geode]

Yea

Of course

[vale verge]

I only want her for the CV

https://tenor.com/view/ayasa-itou-poppinshuffle-gif-23665206

[grim geode]

This skill?

[quaint haven]

What are u guys on about?

[grim geode]

Idk

Pain is sadge he doesn't have kazagumo or smth

[hasty kiln]

[hasty kiln]

[vale verge]

What botak says

[lofty plume]

Another year

[gilded rain]

[vale verge]

[verbal talon]

[zenith elbow]

Resist her serpent!

[icy rune]

Can't focus, it's 2 against one, and they're hot

[zenith elbow]

[verbal talon]

I bet chill did murm

[zenith elbow]

You bet right

[zenith elbow]

[verbal talon]

NOOOOOOOO

[icy rune]

Chill is in murm gulag, a subsection of the northern parliament gulag
But it's just murm, but gulag

[verbal talon]

The torture

[vale verge]

can I also go to Murm's Gulag?

[shy oasis]

@zenith elbow is this true?

[shy oasis]

Midway?

[zenith elbow]

Me and murm are together forever

[shy oasis]

in your brain......

[zenith elbow]

That is the gulag

[gilded rain]

Henlo

[zenith elbow]

Hilo

Happy Valentine’s Day

[verbal talon]

Chill has been imprisoned by the murm

[gilded rain]

A

A Jack

[verbal talon]

Butt

[gilded rain]

[verbal talon]

I interrupted you again, Spoot!!!

[gilded rain]

Doesn't count

[verbal talon]

YOU BITCH

[zenith elbow]

[gilded rain]

[verbal talon]

You’re both getting a bonk

[zenith elbow]

[verbal talon]

Chill cringe

[vale verge]

[verbal talon]

A

A pain

@gilded rain come back I’m sorry

[gilded rain]

Since everyone's doing it I might as well join

[verbal talon]

[zenith elbow]

Thank you

[gilded rain]

[zenith elbow]

Warspite is someones I’ve wanted to see

[gilded rain]

[fluid raptor]

Vorespite

[gilded rain]

[normal kettle]

Enterprise my beloved

[gilded rain]

[vale verge]

where does it hurt?

[verbal talon]

stay away

[vale verge]

I was just gonna suggest some meds

if it's a migrane then theres stuff for that

[gilded rain]

[verbal talon]

B-both of you, stay away

[gilded rain]

Come here Jack

[verbal talon]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-anime-girl-running-anime-running-running-love-live-gif-22710773

[leaden arrow]

So I'm a little late to the party but...
Happy birthday Bismarck

[vale verge]

[verbal talon]

happpy b-day bismarc

[vale verge]

I need to give Jack his meds

[gilded rain]

Happy launch day to Bismarck

[verbal talon]

oh shi-

[dense arch]

Krok

[vale verge]

🫴

idk what's happening

[gilded rain]

[dense arch]

@dapper plank daily jab time

[vale verge]

Time to stab bike tires to make more money off replacements

[dense arch]

Nah we just put thumb tacks outside

[proud cape]

you said that kind of late my dude. anyways i left my secretary as seydlitz

[vale verge]

[gilded rain]

[vale verge]

[gilded rain]

Good

[vale verge]

[proud cape]

spoot who is your secretary?

[vale verge]

yes

also why tf is that a question

[fluid raptor]

Spoot is my secretary

[vale verge]

A. Dude's fucking name is mostly a dead giveaway.
2. Scroll up cause he already posted his mail

[verbal talon]

pain

wut aboot u

[vale verge]

[dense arch]

I used the funny Russian lady of the last event

[dense arch]

I was sleeping

[proud cape]

kuybyshev?

i regret not setting my indep as secretary

[dense arch]

Bruh lol

[dense arch]

Yep

[verbal talon]

good. not the seggs.

[vale verge]

Purifier Secretary when

[vale verge]

That was last year

[dense arch]

Playable sirens when

[verbal talon]

pretty gei ngl

[vale verge]

[gilded rain]

Warspite

[proud cape]

nah the sex is cool

[vale verge]

[gilded rain]

[proud cape]

do you set warspite every year?

[vale verge]

Speaking of Secretaries

[dense arch]

3/4 is gonna get you arrested

[vale verge]

why 3?

[proud cape]

foxhound

[gilded rain]

ying swei got one but that was when I didn't know how it worked

[vale verge]

that's not what I asked

[vale verge]

Kaga be like

[proud cape]

curacoa got one for me but that was also just me not knowing

[dense arch]

Other than Nevada they all lolis

[proud cape]

the second one is not a loli

[fluid raptor]

So warspite wasn't your first love

[vale verge]

Tf, Kizuna is a fucking adult

[fluid raptor]

Shame

[gilded rain]

But officer, they are 100 yo battleships

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/kizuna-ai-fuck-you-mad-gif-13724813

[gilded rain]

"that was when I didn't know how it worked"

[dense arch]

[vale verge]

The first one should be Laffey all things considered but nobody told me that my secretary in the 1st slot would give me a valentine

[fluid raptor]

There are no accidents

[gilded rain]

is superior to

[fluid raptor]

Warspite is not your true love

[gilded rain]

Master oogway is wrong.

[proud cape]

sex valentine

[vale verge]

I dont even have the Kaga note like I do with Seggs and Biner

[dense arch]

Valentine sex

[proud cape]

[dense arch]

Funny moments

[leaden arrow]

Reject Valentines
Embrace Bismarcks birthday

[proud cape]

facts

Biscuit pro gardener

[gilded rain]

not even close

[proud cape]

what am i looking at spoot?

[gilded rain]

14-2 boss

and my musashi on no hp

[proud cape]

wow

my sushi can outlive my fleet now

kinda sad spoot

[gilded rain]

are you mad? yes you're mad

that's ok

[proud cape]

i just think it's sad that the backline with the most hp in game you are killing off

[gilded rain]

maybe you should try beating 14-2 boss

[proud cape]

no

[gilded rain]

then stop complaining

[proud cape]

my time would be better spent grinding to the grach

you will never have grach

so i win

[gilded rain]

ye whatever man

[proud cape]

ok

czech tail design on a grach lmao

@dense arch look at this frog

he is killing a T-34-85 with a hammer

and he do be a frog

ok i have to go to class now auf wiedersehen

[dense arch]

Bruh

[proud cape]

Bruh indeed

frog gaming

[proud cape]

the only things i need for sandy retro are the gear parts lul

bro

[dapper plank]

[proud cape]

this dude was just like 'nah i want to make it home because there is donuts there'

the Su-25 can survive when it really should not

[proud cape]

[dapper plank]

Yo

Da

Yo

[gilded rain]

Yo

Da

Yo

[leaden arrow]

How?

Gajin. How

[proud cape]

what happened?

[leaden arrow]

I was talking about the Su-25

[visual trench]

Built from Stalinium

[leaden arrow]

Blyat

[proud cape]

ah

[dense arch]

Snail is god

[dapper plank]

Wt talk…

Here they go again…

[fluid raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/wholesome-nom-nom-nom-nom-anime-scared-gif-16372716

we nommin

[dapper plank]

[proud cape]

grach is at a br where it fights things without flares

[dapper plank]

[proud cape]

bloof i am right

[verbal talon]

a

a senbloof

[gilded rain]

a

a Jack

[fluid raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/gura-gawr-gif-19004437

[verbal talon]

you already did that today!

ima bonk!

[gilded rain]

dummy

[dapper plank]

Silly jack

[verbal talon]

You’re both getting shot

https://tenor.com/view/anime-mirai-nikki-gun-shoot-gif-12545029

[dense arch]

Can I have the organs

[shy oasis]

@gilded rain

[gilded rain]

bully

silly arsene

[proud cape]

did you know you can buy a goat liver online?

[dense arch]

You can buy a attack gorilla on the black market

[proud cape]

epic

can you buy shenyang documents?

[dense arch]

Sadly no

Unless you want to get hunted by me and the CCP

[proud cape]

ok

time to farm carrier retro bps for hakuryuu

[grim geode]

Like you're every going to use her

[gilded rain]

[grim geode]

Should like focus on getting ship and leveling it?

Maybe

[proud cape]

what?

bro

hakuryuu is broken

[grim geode]

At dev 30

[proud cape]

ok?

then i will get prints and feed them to her

[grim geode]

You still gotta get drake up and and the other pr ships you have

[proud cape]

i have no intention of using drake though

[grim geode]

You're literally wasting dock space on ships that are going that are going to take 2 - 4 months to max lb

Depending on luck with bps

[proud cape]

what should i be doing?

[grim geode]

Waste of dock space

[proud cape]

yeah she just sits there

[dense arch]

Bing chilling PT-76 yay

[proud cape]

nice!

midway what should i do?

[dapper plank]

[dense arch]

S c r a p

[grim geode]

Focus azuma age fdg up?

[dapper plank]

[grim geode]

Maybe idk get drake up

[proud cape]

but isn't hak way better though?

[grim geode]

Don't you already have fdg and azuma

Focus them first

[proud cape]

yes

[gilded rain]

[grim geode]

冰淇淋

[proud cape]

ok i guess i will spend coins

[dense arch]

滚

[proud cape]

and then be poor

[grim geode]

為什麼

[proud cape]

why is there bing chilling in chat

also why do PE-8 players never climb?

[dense arch]

[grim geode]

Tbh don't spread yourself out on PR ships, you're literally gimping yourself if you do that

Focus one, maybe 2

[proud cape]

every PE-8 player i have seen in air rb seems afk in my experience

[proud cape]

but what is the point if i will not use them though?

[grim geode]

If you're not gonna use them then why get them?

[dense arch]

You fucking can’t climb

You climb you lose speed

[proud cape]

idk bro i got them a long time ago

[grim geode]

PR ships have actual utility so like if you're not using them you're actually wasting dock space

[grim geode]

Didn't you just get drake

[proud cape]

yeah

but that was only to get stuff for pr4

[grim geode]

.? What in pr4 benefits you getting the tech points from drake

[dense arch]

I’m grinding Harbin

[grim geode]

Literally no RN in PR4

[proud cape]

i had to do it to get the pr4 exp lol

[grim geode]

Actual utility in aa and trps

[proud cape]

it made me develop a pr3 ship first though

[gilded rain]

I see 35 protocore

[dense arch]

Cuz she’s hot asf

[grim geode]

No you didn't iirc

[grim geode]

Waiting for more before cashing out

[gilded rain]

FS10 when?

[proud cape]

yeah you did

[grim geode]

Yes and she has the utility of aa and trps

[dense arch]

Im doing it cuz she got big tits and she’s hot

[grim geode]

Could've Literally done an easier ship my guy

[grim geode]

Fair

[proud cape]

but when the pr4 exp pack update dropped i already had drake done except for the bps

i want harbin so bad pr5 catch up when?

[gilded rain]

Least horny azur lane player

[gilded rain]

give them like a year or so

maybe 2

[proud cape]

ok

2?

bruh

that is awful

[gilded rain]

when was pr4 added?

[proud cape]

i want harbin now

[gilded rain]

about 2 years ye

[proud cape]

b r u h

i just want harbin and plymouth from pr5 that is all

[gilded rain]

we're gonna have pr6 by then

[proud cape]

yeah probably

[dense arch]

I want the big tits and that’s all

[proud cape]

i want harbin as well

well in 2 years i will get her i guess

[grim geode]

Get dragon empry ships ez

[proud cape]

petlyakov gaming is real

[dense arch]

I need the J-8

81192 ahhhh

[proud cape]

i have them lmao

[grim geode]

You do have 96 Harbin bps

[dense arch]

Start it

[proud cape]

indeed

[grim geode]

That's up to dev 10? Maybe

[proud cape]

not yet

no pr5 catch up yet

[grim geode]

Wouldn't be bad but focus idk pr2

Or finish leveling your finished ship

[proud cape]

drake or ägir?

[grim geode]

Fdg max fate sim kinda cracked

[proud cape]

i have no monies

[proud cape]

fdg and azuma both around level 100

[dense arch]

Alr gulag time

[gilded rain]

dev 15

[proud cape]

PE-2 has guns lmao

[grim geode]

Grind 12-4

12-4 ez gold farm

[dense arch]

Moog-17 has more

[grim geode]

14-4 best gold farm but you no complete w13 yet

[proud cape]

with 1 dock space farming is a pain sadly

[gilded rain]

grind 13-4 because better oil/coins ratio

[grim geode]

For example from 14-4 almost 3k gold

[proud cape]

i never do world 13 i have not best sandy

[grim geode]

And I spend maybe 300 oil?

[grim geode]

Hmm maybe buy more or don't keep ships you're not going to use?

[gilded rain]

full clear is about 300-350 oil

[proud cape]

wait harbin only takes 3 million exp

[gilded rain]

mhm

"only"

DE vanguard

[proud cape]

but sadly chen hai is my only leveled dragon empery ship

oh and Anshan

[gilded rain]

about damn time to put them in the dorm

[proud cape]

time to limit break my murm

[grim geode]

Spoot you gonna have to help gbk now

[gilded rain]

Needs DE vanguard ships

"time to limit break murm"

[proud cape]

no i will not use murm i just have no other elites to lb

[gilded rain]

no please

[grim geode]

You should.

[gilded rain]

I will not.

[grim geode]

Then it seems gbk will continue to stay in the same spot

[proud cape]

sushi shinano and mikasa are making hak go by fast i may not even use the exp packs on hak

[gilded rain]

If you want me to help him I assign you as my assistant

[grim geode]

Assing?

[gilded rain]

bruh

I misspelled

[proud cape]

i definitely do need help i had my Anshan in boss fleet for a little while 💀

[grim geode]

Skill issue

Still

[proud cape]

and also i am close to sandy retro

[gilded rain]

she won't be needed until w13 tho

[proud cape]

no i mean opsi

[gilded rain]

and since you don't want to do w13 she's useless

[proud cape]

i will stop the campaign when i get columbia and that 12-4 ship

[gilded rain]

choukai

[proud cape]

yeah her

[proud cape]

wait no i lied i will still farm coins

[grim geode]

13-4 is easy gold farm as well

Just have aa mob with heals

[proud cape]

i always need coins now that azuma has decided to accept coins

[grim geode]

And you have easy ~2.5k gold per clear on 13-4

And 13-4 gives best Essex bunker hill

[proud cape]

i still like shangri la design best

[dense arch]

They hot

[proud cape]

the seggs are indeed hot

[dense arch]

Daily jab time Bloof poi

[grim geode]

Plan gonna do some shiv'ing

[zenith elbow]

[dense arch]

@proud cape hamster fixed

[proud cape]

thanks!

[dapper plank]

[dense arch]

WWM 1 day and 14 hours bruh

[verbal talon]

Bloof

[dense arch]

he tastes funny

[vale verge]

[dense arch]

saint louis hot asf

[hasty kiln]

[vale verge]

[dapper plank]

Valentines sucks if you dont have one

[proud cape]

yeah

[winged root]

just have one senpoi

you should have gotten one in your mail

[vale verge]

Juneau II when

[proud cape]

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/mikutual-gif-22223731

Is this Juneau II?

[proud cape]

no genshin

[vale verge]

What's a Genshin?

[proud cape]

good

[dense arch]

lumine hot asf too

[vale verge]

I only know J E N S H I N

[dense arch]

P E A N U T M I L K

[vale verge]

Stop

[dense arch]

Lumine do be hot

[vale verge]

Ur Weird

[dense arch]

I know

[grim geode]

Lul

[dapper plank]

[proud cape]

bloof did you ever get the Ta-152s?

also

[dapper plank]

Yeah…

[proud cape]

@grim geode what do the Ta-152s from wows look like?

[proud cape]

did you like using them?

[dense arch]

I don’t think they have em

[proud cape]

oh

darn

i could have sworn they did but idk

[dense arch]

@grim geode check

[grim geode]

I'm in lecture right now

[proud cape]

oh sorry for ping

but please show when you get home

[grim geode]

I'll check around 5 pst
2pm for bloof
8pm for plan
7pm for you gbk

[proud cape]

ok thanks

[dense arch]

Mf knows where I live

[proud cape]

you tell us you live in new york every 2 days 💀

and i think i have said the word tennessee in here once or twice

and bloof is hawaii man of course

[dense arch]

[grim geode]

I think only gbk knows which state I'm from. Maybe

[proud cape]

true

[dense arch]

He’s half Malay and East china

And in cail

[grim geode]

Taiwan you f***

[dense arch]

E a s t c h I n a

Gbk going to gulag

[grim geode]

[proud cape]

no gulag

gulag not fun

[dense arch]

Not fun if you are a prisoner

Very fun as guard

[proud cape]

bruh

[grim geode]

Isoke gbk

This one time

I help you escape

[proud cape]

[dense arch]

Damn Wt East China F-16s the best

[vale verge]

West Taiwan

[dense arch]

Murm hot

[vale verge]

[proud cape]

murm also cute

[vale verge]

murm more cute

[proud cape]

true

she has tails but they are not real

[dense arch]

[Insert photos of Murm IL2]

[proud cape]

no

[dense arch]

Murm furry???

[proud cape]

bloof is correct historical skin best skin

[proud cape]

PLAN you really do turn your brain off sometimes

[vale verge]

you say that like he has it on

[dense arch]

It saves energy

[proud cape]

he plays PE-8 that is very skilled and well thought out gameplay so he must have his brain on sometimes

[vale verge]

Yes, Drop a bomb in the general area of tanks

who cares if some are allies

they were worthy sacrifices

[proud cape]

true

[dense arch]

Teammates are just enemies in blue

Stuka better

you skillfully miss everything

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/shy-lily-gif-24953018

[dense arch]

I meant the only thing the bombs on the Stuka hit are teammates

which is more skill issue

[vale verge]

Just use the He 111 H16

it has larg bomb

[dense arch]

No monies

Also not that far

[vale verge]

git gud

[proud cape]

PE-8 of german tree lmao

[quaint haven]

To all from the Lexington server here is my true feelings for all living things in this world

Thank u for treating me well and so forth

[dapper plank]

[proud cape]

lexgen treating someone well?

[vale verge]

Maybe because he doesnt come here often

[quaint haven]

On the server chat

[proud cape]

oh

[dense arch]

damn

I ruined the match by pressing the space bar twice

[proud cape]

what do you have space bar set to?

[dense arch]

drop boom

soo uhh

I was using il2

[proud cape]

oh

[dense arch]

to return to base at the start

because

[proud cape]

lol

[dense arch]

I grabbed wrong load out

and uhh

yea

[proud cape]

F

[dense arch]

yeeted like 5 friendly planes

and got like a 40k bill

[proud cape]

BRO

[vale verge]

Skill Issue

[dense arch]

whoops

also dont mess with color settings i filpped the team colors and forgot to change it back

I had PE-8

soooo

[grim geode]

ok

what was needed of me again

[proud cape]

i just wanted to see what the Ta-152s in wows look like

[vale verge]

[dense arch]

how does the Moogs look like

im curious

[grim geode]

here

[proud cape]

C

[grim geode]

and not cropped because i'm lazy

[proud cape]

based

they look cool

[grim geode]

based MM

let's go

[pulsar meadow]

[dense arch]

bruh bruh bruh

[zenith elbow]

who's rianxx?

[proud cape]

me

[dense arch]

omg PLAN

@proud cape Stuka buddies again

r-2

[proud cape]

i am grinding russia right now

[dense arch]

uhh

[proud cape]

need to get PE-8

[dense arch]

we do IL-2

[proud cape]

meme machine

[dense arch]

or

[proud cape]

ok

[dense arch]

we

use soviet bomba

[dense arch]

bomber

[proud cape]

ok i will use the DB-3B

[dense arch]

Same

Cries in no Tu-4

[vale verge]

[dapper plank]

[proud cape]

i have the power of ФАБ-1000!

they be chillin

[dense arch]

I wanna play Tu-2 or Yer-2

[proud cape]

@dense arch was PE-8 the only soviet heavy bomber of ww2?

[dense arch]

You can kinda count Tu-4

[proud cape]

yeah but didn't the soviets get the prints for that after the war?

[grim geode]

who tf is twinkinator?

anyone?

[dense arch]

Idunno

[proud cape]

midway you are the wows player of lexgen we do not know

wellington players are the craziest mfs i swear

(except when i use my wellington)

[grim geode]

[proud cape]

what do you have against the welly?

[grim geode]

got this midway through my Midway match

and was confused as all hell when i got back to port

[proud cape]

lmao

seggs

[dense arch]

umm

that pain n sadness gy

[grim geode]

you have 0 clue of the confusion on my face when i re-entered port

[proud cape]

gerald r ford may not look the coolest but it is best carrier

[grim geode]

this was that Midway game too :3

4 kills

one on a german BB too!

[proud cape]

midway gaming

[grim geode]

Midway > Essex

[dense arch]

bozo

[proud cape]

irl sure

but never

in AL

[grim geode]

when we get a Midway tho

AL Midway > AL Essex

[proud cape]

then i will be the judge of that

midway is your favorite carrier so you cannot be trusted to make an unbiased decision

[dense arch]

whoops

uhh

[proud cape]

@dense arch gulag time

[grim geode]

I go off of service history for my bias

[dense arch]

Im getting sent to the gulag

[proud cape]

yes and you deserve much worse

[proud cape]

i go off of looks for my bias

[dense arch]

whoopsies

[proud cape]

[grim geode]

booba > skill?

[proud cape]

true and they had better give midway big ones

[icy rune]

Of course
Skill issue copium

[proud cape]

light do not hate on midway

hate on PLAN

[dense arch]

Skill issue for not dodging

[icy rune]

What the plan doin

[dense arch]

I tried to do some blue angel shit

and crashed

[proud cape]

into the least maneuverable bomber in the game

[icy rune]

I've seen them fly in formation 3 times

Shits crazy

[dense arch]

Pe-8: Tu-4:

[dense arch]

I tried doing that but crashed into boom boom carrying plane

[proud cape]

PLAN you have a massive skill issue

[dense arch]

I gotta shower do your own thing

[proud cape]

you were in a La-5 💀

[dense arch]

I tried turning

but it hit the plane

whoop

[proud cape]

La-5 is maneuverable though

[dense arch]

Other than when it’s not

[proud cape]

DB-3M is not

[dense arch]

Db-3b

[proud cape]

🤓

[dense arch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/1073752058261426276/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance.gif

[proud cape]

my only homie in lexgen just teamkills me in war thunder

no more friends in lexgen

[dense arch]

Didn’t get billed

So it didn’t count

[vale verge]

[proud cape]

when you accidentaly drop bombs when you were almost to the base

[dense arch]

Sad bc no Soviet dive bomber

[proud cape]

ok

[dense arch]

Captured Stuka when

[proud cape]

also i just normal bomb with this thing

[proud cape]

[vale verge]

[proud cape]

aa

i would play wows but the airplane gameplay is not really for me

also screw other ship classes they seem boring

[dense arch]

Bruh wows ships

Wops planes

[proud cape]

yeah

[vale verge]

WoWP sucks dick

compared to war thunder it's just B A D

[dense arch]

Fr

[proud cape]

yeah i have heard that a lot lul

[dense arch]

Hit points n shit

[vale verge]

the damage model is basically shit for planes

[proud cape]

yeah and wotb has hit points as well

so dum

[vale verge]

gotta sit behind an enemy for a whole minute to kill them

WoT is fun as an arcade game

[dense arch]

How tf da plane survive 30mm round

[vale verge]

but I prefer WT at this point just because of the non idiotic fake shit

[proud cape]

yeah

[vale verge]

WT has a different balance problem

[proud cape]

although WT does have Maus and E100

Maus was never used

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/when-when-the-panther-tank-helicopter-helikopter-gif-24023311

[dense arch]

Early jets vs nearly modern

[proud cape]

and E100 never completed

[vale verge]

Maus and E 100 were still built enough

[dense arch]

They built one maus

[vale verge]

real enough

[dense arch]

And almost finished a second

[vale verge]

not like the Tiger 105 and Panther II which were complete fabrications in how they were implemented in game

[dense arch]

Ok so ural bomber when

[vale verge]

no

go away

not until the B-52 is put in game

[dense arch]

Gib Tu-160

[proud cape]

yeah lul

didn't that thing get a ФАБ-9000?

[dense arch]

J-20 and H-20 also pls

Also J-31 cuz we built like 3

Real enough

[dapper plank]

nerds

[dense arch]

Add senpoi as a plane

There’s one

So good enough

[dapper plank]

ME AS A PLANE?

[proud cape]

PLAN you have had too much vodka

time you get off to bed

[dense arch]

he drops turd bombs out his ass

[proud cape]

PLAN you have had too much meth

[dense arch]

Blue blue blue blue

[proud cape]

time you go to federal prison

[dapper plank]

[proud cape]

what da bloof doin?

[dense arch]

The Bloof plane can fire vomit as front gun

[dapper plank]

nande

[zenith elbow]

Kufufu

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1030410197971259445.webp?size=128&quality=lossless

[proud cape]

wtf did it just post

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

there we go

[dense arch]

anyways

the Bloof V2

gonna have two jet engines

and carry big boom

[proud cape]

[dense arch]

Tbloof 1 is tank senpoi

with thicc armor and 85mm gun coming out his mouth

[proud cape]

someone should invent a machine that makes PLAN be quiet for 30 minutes

[dense arch]

also Tbloof 2 is heavy bloof

150mm armor

and 152mm

gun

[fluid raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-gif-26125368

[proud cape]

MOBRUIS!!??!?!?

[dense arch]

and BBloof is gonna be boat senpoi

with rotating head as turret

[proud cape]

IL-4 has bankrupted me

44 sl

[dense arch]

IL-4 aint that expensive

just put two il-2s together

[proud cape]

i cannot afford to cover him up he gonna freeze to death

[vale verge]

She takes all of the damage it's insane

[dense arch]

[proud cape]

i need NJ so much

[fluid raptor]

Warbius