#lexington-general
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stfu we talking about wt
Didn't ask about AL
yo spoot which World level has the highest ship exp to be gained
11-1 has the best oil to exp ratio
I know
Below W9 1

Skill issue for not being at w14
higher stage = more exp
then just do 8-4 or whatever you’re at
but really do your best to push w9 to safe, oilcap at least starts there

np
Simply an issue
Is there a way to turn off the notif that you get when a ship has low mood
corpse dragging 
Im boutta be dragging POW to the shooting range
Why PoW
I keep getting the notif for her


tap faster
Im tryna AFK grind
its called using different ships lol
Both my hands on the keyboard
then you better have another fleet prepped
and set a keybind to the spot where you need to tap
that's still legal I think
I sent them to the Gulag comms

Im getting exp for my Vanguard
That's what my dorm is named
HARBIN TIME

Playing on phone
PC makes life easier
I'm grinding War thunder
same bro
Moogs unite
only 2?
I'm boutta send all these bitches to gulag
i sometimes get matches like that where it is just a fg of the event tornadoes
tornado also stronk whenever it decides to turn instead of crashing inot the ground
Snail protecs
skin not loaded lmao
Its a black skin
actually?
ye
for ISU-152?
ye
the tech tree one or is it some event vehicle?
ISU is only tec tree
is the skin event or can you unlock it any time?
Gnome
forgot
dude i saw someone from the other team complain in chat about getting ammo racked and when i asked he said he brought like 80 shells holy jesus
germany player ofc
us soviet players are not given enough shells by our commisar to do such a foolish thing
'first tank gets shells, second tank gets a machine gun, third tank gets a radio. when the tank in front of you dies, take from him what you do not already have'
and the shell made by papi stalin himself are too precious to waste
we only bring 10 at most
cuz we not gonna survive long enough
PLAN have you seen the movie enemy at the gates?
heard of it but nah
i recommend it 10/10 on the stalin meter
Snail wants me to get IS-4m
lol
Nah nah nah IS-4m wants me
they're cool senpoi



emote spam 
Why are you hiding in the box
fear of the unknown 
I have lots of fears

Have a dog

isn't senpoi allergic to dogs?


no. 
I did
War thunder

No
Not now
I nom bacc
Go to gulag




Hello splooof
Oh no not the spoot and the bloof combined
@gilded rain @verbal talon @dapper plank
Baka Warspite Enjoyer and Baka Edwards
Silly Arsene
oh and Baka Bloof
Can I help you, Arsene

Blood?

Oh shit
Boeing actually made the final production of the 747
And it’ll be gone
bro they really can't figure out how a missile works to shoot it down
🎈
My lord
dear goodness
Bonk
You do it for me
how'd you even find this guy
I was gonna ping senpoi but then found him


Yay

The shameless name is gone



Bloof
Im on the hunt for more
I will hunt everyone of these mfs down
Senpoi will be happi
Yes senpoi
Uh oh
When?
Because Ohio
so what does that mean tho?
no more boeings?
They won’t make 747s no more
Rate my winter bike outfit
How make 10/10
Gotta get one of those
mf walks into a bank and gets mistaken for a robber 
cant wait for the ohio memes

That’s me with a hoodie
Why does no one care that im getting strucked down by zeus
it's quite common
Yea
Give him offerings
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It do be like that


Tropikal
As an Alaskan, I can agree it's too hot
the perfect temperature is 20-23*C change my mind
Translate that plz
Freedom units
68-74F

What the heck is a kilometer!
it's 25 rn
We was at 0F or so yesterday

All the snow is gone now
where do you live
I O W A
where the weather in winter changes so drastically day to day that you wonder wtf this state is

I take everything back

The trucks hate me
Red man help
Your'e a threat
also are you on your bike cause you should give more context
i figure you were getting memed by russian Milk Trucks in War Thunder

almost makes me wanna say skill issue 
not yet 
join the op
Me arms hurt
@visual trench They shot down the ballon
based
damn finally
Lmao imagine being that pilot and your only kill was a ballon


helmet is the hottest of the three



yes

Are these Mutsuki Class Ships?

Ye


Laff
Coins
coins are shit too
you get 2k/clear on 12-4

I smell Iron
oh no
S m e l l
Why do I taste iron
Blood
What counts as your main secretary
leftmost slot

With my mob boss being almost ded

12-4 will do that to you
Time to put on logistics
I'll consider myself successful when you clear at least 13-2 

But can i say
Ty
T-34-`100

needed a heavier gun
at that point just make a new tank lol

T-44
exactly
czechoslovakian design
oh lmao
Some random tank factory did it
"OKB #9 Factory #183 built one example armed with a 100mm ZIS-100. Attempts were also made to mount a 100mm D-10-34 in a T34-85 turret and a prototype T-44 turret. Due to the added weight of the new gun, the bow machine gunner and machine gun were removed. These models were not accepted into production because of damage caused to the turret ring when firing along with unacceptable recoil. A new gun, the LB-100, was then fitted - this had much lower recoil and passed all tests, however by then the war was all but over, and the T-44 was better suited than the old T-34 chassis."

i just test drove bt-5 and it can indeed kill a kingtiger
Not pratical
Baka senpoi
I kinda wish Ukraine actually sold the Tu-160 to china
What is senpoi doing now
Hiding in his pineapple tree


He used the pineapple juice to fix his wifi
pog
pineapple juice is hella amazing
tf
Pineapple pizza
speak for yourself
um
Your honor We were talking about pineapples
and Pineapple pizza
but that shit taste good
pineapples do not belong on pizza
wasted monies
lol
Silent, don't associate with these guys
they'll get you in trouble

first of all
no
ok then
silent is only lolicon here
i guess it's his influence that rubs off on you guys

twice
scary slient is the best
i am not a lolicon i can confirm
no silent Silent is scary
also when hes the
master
also The Mod Formerly Known As Shyny

goes by Addie now
This homie?
yup
Dont ask about the funny numbers
Which countries nuke codes
000000 USA
The nuke codes
Umm
w h a t
w e n e e d to c o o k
You know the business,and I know the chemistry

wanna cook bloof first
Taser brr
good evening lexgen 


So I made a custom Faction for a rp server that is sorta Northern Parliament based. And this was tge flag I chose for it
Ya know imma not oath anymore Lolis cuz with the shit I be doing and they search my phone imma get life in prison
Random Secretaries
Bataan 

what is with nimi name?
worth
i have never seen it spelled with 2 d at the end of zed
it's also a reference

Not me finding Aim-9 funnies and F-22 funnies
It took us 4 damn days

Finally some free time after 2 weeks of work


I got work tomorrow again 
hmm one day senpoi will get Ibuki in WoWs
then will hopefully blow up another ship with it



Spootkasa dum grannies can't read



Bloof and Spoot

Bloof x Spoot



First comes Bonk
Then comes pats
Then Bloof oaths Ibuki and spoot commits murder because of his choice in oaths

Spoot you're under arrest

no u 

eh?
have you not seen the bg?
thats the last dif bg
ah
ik what the bg looks like
Do Soulless 4
the bg i was playing was a girl sitting besides a tree
FINALLY
1 miss at the end


Play Soulless 4
oh chanci
senpoi is talking about osu
oh dear
i will play honesty
good

sleep


Bloof x Spoot sounds nice


Sploof

@verbal talon it's all your fault



you can't kill me
I'll just wear shoes 

Blame senpoi for being the original Spoot
I am blameless
Silly Jack

a mere bonk is not enough to hurt me
Spoot can only be killed via Polish 3 Way
Polish 3 Way?



Let me dig up the Panzer 3s and Ju-87

I gave your helmet to charity
You cant, She's standing right next to me

shit
I go borrow IS-2 from russia brb
Gib kv-1
dont exist
no
gotta defeat the banzai charge
that's coping 
Time to defend Banzai Charge
let me get my funny german helmet
Gib SVT
Tanks big succ
T-34 no exist yet
That works
Yeet bomb
I gib bomb to Spoot
Why does this always devolve into a child's DND session where nobody likes to lose so they just think of something more stupid to come back with
cos it's funnier than war thunder shitposting
no.

maek me laugh funny spoot man
no.

Pull the trigger mf
Average Warspite Reaction
a KV-2 still exists in russia
And
IS-2 as well
they are in museums
i am sure if you threaten the museum owners with the wrath of the snail they will let you borrow them
Ask Putin
he said no 

KV-2 just soloed a game
no spaa
team was just hellcats pretty much
and M-10s whenever the hellcats died
and there were planes in the air so they died quickly
and i stayed on a point for like 7 minutes while getting shot at by like 3 people
and then they finally found out that shermans are less weak to strafing
Imma china tree from now on
you are giving up on the soviet tree?
Furret 
papa stalin is most displeased
KBG
Im gonna soviet main china anyways
that is incorrect
you are looking for the NKVD
or rather
the NKVD is looking for you
Hides in Chinese ISU-152
So someone wants me?
yes

not only that, they will even give you all expenses paid by the state vacation to siberian taiga!
The Gulag
One way ticket
indeed
Claiming my trip
lmao
Hi lexgen
hello jack
i see
How about you
You don't seem to understand
This is not a fight
This is an operating table
And I'm the surgeon
what
How do you not know one of the bes batman lines
I never watched batman
Took em 3 aim-9s
I don't watch movies
I pirate movies
but could he beat goku?
easily
nah

Wait until you see there’s two extra bolts and I can put another cup holder
silent sus

indeed
Seggs



Arsene 
Like the gnome and baguette
he must feel more pain and sadness

If you know anything about the DC universe you will know

naval is not hard or boring, you people just do not know how to play it
Sploof
Sploof
Sploof making me do the guild op by myself again
interesting concept
if you use the historical gear for your ship
it actually increases the capabilities of that gear
tho there's some issues with some ships

i joined
then do the next mssion
funny dog
Good morning
good morning spoot



Average YorkHead enjoyer
I swear to fucking god if I hear another ad for Chumba Casino I'm going to fucking lose my mind
Ad where
spotify podcasts
on spotify they're inserted into the podcast itself

it's not like Youtube where they stop your video and play ads over it



































