#lexington-general
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Sorry the gin makes me take the piss at every turn instead of considering others 
Mog 23
Indeed.
Eßex
It's WT talk. 

Yeah honestly isn’t there a discord for WT?or did they shut it down for leaking classified documents
ßex



Join the Seggs cult
do not go there do not go there do not go there
lets goo
OpSi.... Probably
whoops
PLAN, Ur banned from Seggs Cult

Never wanted to join


F
Tell Sheffield that she's banned from the taskforce
No
yeah i do not like sheffield
Dont sticc ur dicc in crazy
sheffield and roon are banned
Sheffield is mid
Sheffy meta is next btw
ok
U ban Roon I got SEYDY
I get Hipper to myself
it is actuallz Lützow
Hipper can choke on it
yeah all my homies hate hipper
But Roon posting shall continue if I wish to spread discourse
I'd do it anyways. 
Crazy? Roon? Naw just mentally Ill and has only war to thrive for


Sundowner?


silent spotted


we wouldn't be breaking more rules, now would we
But if a mod breaks a rule hypothetical who do we report him to
the snail
this is lex gen, no need to worry 
Your honor I was in war thunder
no
Asking for a friend
GAIJIN has no power here

yes i was war thunder gaming
Yeah something is thundering

the snail is thundering
Also hi silent


I haven't done anything morally questionable today
Are you proud?
#1020044605053476994 would be your first stop or an admin/staff DM if you prefer I guess,
but I would recommend ceasing horny first and foremost 
that makes one of us
What horni I am being myself and honest.

yeah i have been at school and playing war thunder this day i was not involved
silent is probably still here
Most solid witness statement ever made
Did something happen today silent you can talk to us calmly 
I dont recall Solid Witness

I only know S O L I D S N A K E

How can I be considered the horni! I am stating facts about Roon!
Roon bad
There, a fact


Not even my fav I just find her adorable
Honestly she such a considerate person in game
Your honor This man is insane
Your Honor I've witnessed this man Killed 5 Men in an alley way
your honor, if you are what you eat, then my client is an innocent man
I interrupt this inane rambling session
With business casual bunny rizz
Yeah if I am what I eat then I guess I’m an ass
Yo how should we cook it
Aww Reisen
yes i am hungary time to cook
Damn auto correct
Your Honor,If my client is what He eats,He is a taco
The bunny posted has Reisen clothes
Touhou is a wonderful series
reisen is also the german word for travel
Discord crashes for a sec
internet issue
I guess I was trying to post more touhou
no do not eat glue

Damm, substantial decrease in the horse population eh?
did this mf call me a horse
No glue is made from hoods
my had
you mean horse
Horses n shit
Hoof
Damn auto correct
Horse Hoofs
I've seen mfs use sticks of deodorant to get out of school
You wont be able to guess how
Eating it
Hint:
lmao
Woah who had thought 
Just pick the right brand
I've tried to Boil myself to get out of school
BRO
Can u Not
HOW BAD IS YOUR SCHOOL
Ah the old Hansel and Gretel yourself
Mfs brawl over stupid shit
i love the grimm fairy tales
Nope never had heard that before
they are always so inspiring
Two mfs brawled because One guy took the others girl
Fun times
Need more gin
Man If I was old enough I would be drinking Beer every night
Drink Vodka
HOLY SHIT
yeah i remember in elementary school we would go into the forest (teachers were apparently dumb af) and we would see who could find the biggest stick and one day some mfs drag a whole ass dead tree onto the playground (smaller tree, but still)

nice
Translate it to freedom units
I tore down a mf tree Lmao
I handled a dead tree as my preferred tool
i need the story!
What is 500m in mi?
The whole tree till it broke
Alright so me and my homies were doing stupid shit,Like climbing on to the trees n shit<so we though we would tug on it and we tor down half a tree lmao
dude use meters like the rest of the world bro
No, Fuk U
0.3mi
My friends used small more agile tools
Man freedom units are better
was this in elementary school? or outside of school
nah nah metric better
I prefer big and unwieldy
Middle, outside of school
oh
Metric has no real tie to reality
whats the 35FS?
Yup

is it swed
and imperial does?
That’s more gin then soda
Finnish
Lmao
Feet, Yard, Mile All of them had a real length as a part of it
Milwaukee
I use freedom units
rip

Rip
thats 6-7k right there
Swamp land never steered me wrong
Lmao Moog-17 5k
Oh no WT
Need to find lewd
Bro gonna bring in the mods
3k away
128k SL
Yuuka save them
Join goddamn Air assult

We get 2 lmao
Damn no effect
I cant just yet
And if I post something actually lewd mods will come
MOGG-29
i see
oooo
i can put 4 r-60mk's and 2 radar missile on my bis sau
who is that?
you cant stop us
MOGGGGGG
Yuuka I believe
yes i blame on PLAN and bloof
But I don’t have a reference for her name rn
She is a touhou character
Yup confirmed it’s yuuka
kartoffelgamer lmao
PLAN obsession fixing lexgen
Plaen waifus
Honestly what happened to tits
You are ruining our debate as to how Roon is mentally deranged
aw hell nah cannot even have aircraft textures in ohio
Happens all the time
My Moog is still intact though
ok time to talk about anime girl now
How can u claim she is deranged when she hugs u after any battle
Next Subject:Whats your favorite size of tits
the hugs are lies
medium is best
Roon is a sweetheart and you mistreat her out of a lack of trust
roon is a psycho
I like mines massive
i see
No Akagi is a psycho
I just need Esseggs
I do
If I had someone for that my entire school is mf dead
Damn u auto correct I swear
PLAN, i rebooted the game and my textures are still not back this has never happened before what do i do?
my first skin buying
Sometime it fixes itself
Like all the boats don’t go to war for YOU!

Ah a fellow who has taste


Honestly in touhou I can give some to the old maids guild any day
Eirin deserves the most thou

Auto correct you sneaky devil
Lol.
I leave u on to correct simple errors not to change names

Why?
what the
I can’t I know she is doing the same con
Understandable.
Be sweet as honey so more peeps listen to you
I do not stand by another who calls everyone in her faction family
🤓 'wing overload crash' 🤓
She is shown being malicious but sweet
That’s a obvious ploy I know cause I do that too
fdg is just too mommy for me

yeah me neither
i see
If I wanted a motherly person we will put a bun in that oven first

indeed
That why I like mature but not motherly
I like Mommies. i need my waifus to be good moms
And with that said Chokai is best of the four sisters
i found a MiG-21 SPSk user just now

not senpoi though
Takao is next best cause she is earnest and hardworking
Maya is the worst cause too much edge relax
Takao is fun to tease
And that leaves the last one I forgot the name of
fucking hell
atago
And She has floppy ears
Thanks to the gin
this milan is a asshole
Atago.
killing me while im on the air field
i cannot decide whether i like atago or takao better tbh
Azumama. 
Atago yeah she is ok but too much mother energy
Atago has "Ara Ara" energy.
Smothers you immediately

get that ara ara shit out of here
why?
Yeah great to watch but for me no I’ll pass
its unconfortable
I disdain the attempt
It’s a gentle grasp at domineering me and I don’t want that
I pet u not u pet me


wow gotta love rb (crash into ground simulator:2023 edtiton)
Touch my hair without permission and we got beef
no vaping is bad for you
And
drinking is good tho
No same amount of bad
you can become true slavic person by drinking 100 vodka
Liver or lung once there gone you are done
They are both drugs
Alcohol is the easiest to get but it’s still a drug
Vaping is healthier also compared to cigs
But yeah none is healthiest
dude they put 100% pure plutonium in vapes
Where?
inside of them
Bruh who told you that?
i made it up
already in game
Dang do I have to defend smug now?
as murmansk
I swear the smug knows what it wants
Smug individual are a game of chicken
If you want to win be direct
Either they will shut up at the challenge
Or they are dtf

Grabbing more gin
Alright so any arguments now against the smug


maybe it will be uss coral sea

epic
Idk which causes I don’t know boats
I just like the art
And will dabble in the funny history when it’s relevant
Like how they shot at Eugen in WW2 cause they thought she was Bismarck
Or all of warspite time on the water as a whole
Absolute legend she was
no fuel 
Broken steering and still lands a shot
She sunk herself in port
And made the farthest shot landed during WW2
Also the fact that the axis didn’t share boat tech but the allies did was funny to me
yeah

and how the japanese screwed themselves over with their nuke program lol
Yeah funny history is when I’m in
hello


Another I heard was that Blütcher sank in a practice match against a fort with no live ammo
Blucher just wants to love on Shikikan
Can’t confirm but I thought was funny
Oh a UvH was built and ready right before the war ended
Which is why she wasn’t a dev boat but saw no action
Despite many dev boats being almost done before the war was over
Again that’s what I’ve heard I hadn’t confirmed that

I saw a chart on something like that tbh.
Yeah love the game to bits
But history isn’t my strong suit
I know random tidbits but nothing concrete
That’s why I discuss waifus it’s what I know

Oh I love history. 
from what I can tell, Georgia is not even a Paper ship and some cursed creation from WoWS
Georgia is an Iowa-class up-gunned with 18inchers
there was no planned Iowa class to take the name Georgia
i know the Montana-class was planned but pretty sure Georgia wasn't one of them
Speaking of Iowa class I was surprised we didn’t get one last UR event
Not saying Yorktown II is bad but come on
Oh well interesting lore and possible laffy II in the future
which makes sense in some respect because the Iowas came out after Yamato and Musashi
DD-724 USS Laffey an Allan M Sumner class Destroyer named after the Benson Class Laffey was sunk in the Solomons
Oh yeah Musashi is another I like design wise but not personality wise
Oh yeah. They showed Laffey II, but nothing of her in that event?
I haven't read the event yet.
I feel like because the game has Chinese devs, they have a "Certain Perspective" on the Japanese of that time period
if you can't tell from the fact that the only roundel not accurate to the aircraft in game are the Japanese aircraft
they have some kind of red spiral instead of the meatball
I thought kancolle was the Chinese game?
Kancolle is the Japanese dev game
Yeah.
Ah my bad




I hear bremerton is more Wholesome than the fanart makes her out to be
Do you mean something kinda like this?
lol no

That’s from genshin bud
Jenshin doesn't even use national symbols that are accurate to real life
Imagination is a hell of a thing
Why try and be “realistic” when art isn’t supposed to look as real as possible
Honestly realistic is overrated
The SBD has the correct roundel
Even the Germans have the correct roundel
with the Balkankreuz
Bro it’s a game about boats being girls
No, that is the pre-war roundel
Still correct to the SBD
was it not used in the war?
oh look the G.50 has the correct roundel too
the roundel is accurate to early war Navy planes
Really going for this tangent?
this roundel was used
oh
in the early 40's

then they just dropped the red dot in the center
i thought they changed them all when the war started
and added the rectangle shits to the sides
can't tell what carrier it is
Ur nan
at least we aint talking about WarT
that’s it Akashi is chowing on ur gem supply
akashi=scam cat=true villain
Akashi isn’t a villain you moron
she steal gem
She can’t scam u if u have no gems
akashi internet scammer
Naw u don’t respect the hustle and the grind
U think those outfits on them boats don’t cost her a cent?
She is charging a fare price for her services
i loved that episode the best
Slow ahead made me sleep
i need to start using north carolina
Don't
Yeah well Akashi had a hand in getting them to dress like that

why not use her?
Why use her?
hot
North Carolina is mid that’s about it
Still a BB thou
So?
I need more Bunny Washington in my life
Not every boat has to be the best
Some boats are just for use when u wanna mix it up
I have my Helena setup
I got a back stock of American DDs I have to throw in for fun
The Allens seem fun ig
Use Spence, and Juneau for maximum PTSD
And I keep getting Bristol from the event banner
Is Bache good no will I throw her in on a ez map for fun yes
Bachelor 
Auto correct is sly devil
Honestly hate bache
same

no, not liking bache is simply personal preference
GBK prepare the arrest warrant
a skill issue is something like a MiG-29 uptier
Preference. Problem. What’s the difference?

Next ur gonna tell me u never used a common

Runnin’ and gunnin’
Common
Says you
nevada has a nice skin so i keep her around

I guess you? Right now

I said it earlier as a joke,

Hey I got Langley retrofitted

If that helps u play the game follow the list
I shall throw in boats and see how they fare on my own

Stanley is another cutie I keep
enctl moment
Bro what even is that term?
I keep one of every non Taihou I get

People who blindly follow the slaimuda tier list without much thought
Like you
But I already said I don’t
you are calling me out bro

tf is Slaimuda Tier List?
Are ur ears filled or something
probably
You casual like me so it's fine
I have a Raycon in my left
I’m aware of it

But follow hardly
what is this tier list you speak of?

I just build the characters I like
Issue
i cannot beat literally anything if i just boiuld the characters i like they die fucking instantly
so i have to do what is the meta
Skill issues
I got my my oathed akashi and I run her in opsi
There she is doing biz
Ain’t she precious

Now I have to admit I haven’t oathed a bulin yet
But I have considered the prospect

I have leveled all 3 bulin types to 100
A individual of greater convictions
I could have consumed them

but I let them live
but they must watch as their sisters are consumed by my real ships

lest the PLAN returns and starts posting pics of his stupid plane

stupid plane = MiG 17
PLAN is fine
or whatever its called
Cuban MiG 17
anyways
I’m all out of mix for my gin
Play Soulless 5
no money'
no it's a song
Eh I need a certain setup to optimize my osu gaming
i havent played for a month
Then why ask him to to play a sandwich?


AK is doing collab with a rhythm game
Apocalypse is back and he is kissing another person?!?


Apocalypse is lewd

I knew he was suspect


Shoot apoc
if you wanted to lewd chat you should have said so
Don't be racist, I am a building

Baka senpoi
Senpoi can't even join our Guild events
Fool I’m not the horni here
Baka Senpoi


First he targeted me with bs
Then he turns around and acts lewd
And then he won’t even address his actions properly


A reality I had not considered



I didn't target you with bs

Ah now he returns
Just don't make contrarian arguments trying to justify ships you like using


Nonsense
And nomming is not lewd


Oh yeah, i gotta do opsi shit 
Yeah I want empress since I did opsi
Would a cool event or skin for her
holy moly
.?
Sorry I’m flipping between the other general chat rn
Lul
Empress. 
Hmm the pure white clothing is nice, doesn't lovers also have similar outfit

I’m gonna be 💯 with you chief most of my oaths are for Sakura empire
And three out of four have a cute oath outfit
Very true
PLAN, you could probably throw a whole planet at a Sukhoi 25 and that mf would still survive, send help

bloof how do you kill those things?
Only oathed 4 ships 2 of them don't have oath outfits and one that has one I don't really care for it and one that is cute
Rikka
Bunker Hill
Enty
Nagato (best oath skin so far for me)

Nice yammy kc pfp
Thanks. 
I can post every oath
Anyone here play Kancolle btw? 
Was tempted but told, it's not as beginner friendly as al due it being an older game
I got 8 in total

There's Azur Lane, Kancolle, Blue Oath, Warship girls, and others that are no longer playable. 
Yeah I’ll stick to the best art thank you
Understandable and respected.
I got yuudoggy , nagato , Akashi, Shinano , hood , SEYDY KUN, St. Louise and Repulse Meta all oathed
Have watched season one.. ep3

Ep3 was a shocker let's just say that
At least kongou had some good one liners
Fr.
"No problem! .... Maybe..."
this is not #kancolle-general
Oh wait this isn't the Admiral, oh yodo!


lexgen and off topic are both dead what will i even do not
I could be here
i see
^
But the general chat is hilarious rn
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cheshire

fake cheshire

how is she fake maid?
i see

yes
Of course.
not hipper though

You must also take Hipper if she says yes

bruh
Double denied


i will put 99% pure plutonium in hippers food supply
I ain’t using em cause aldabert is better
Lol.
As is Agir
i like eugen and heinrich
Eugen is bland af
skill issue
Ägir. 
She is best at being perm sec
I have Ägir and Eugen together in the same fleet. 
Otherwise if I wanted something slow and useless I’d use kashino
Lol.
aegir takes too long
wow
That’s sad
As expected of Kashino's rival. 

Yeah I just don’t like waiting 20 seconds for a chance at mediocre shields to come up

And if her character ever did anything impactful other than bully people In anime
Lol.
Maybe I’d consider putting her secretary
But no she is just sooo mid
Portland is better
But yeah Portland surprisingly good for the most part
If not a little to infatuated with her sister
That siscon.
Indi-chan kawaii~. Till this day I can still hear it in my head... 












so the truth comes out





