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when You ARE the uptier

Meanie
She would look so cute as a granny ship
Spoot no pouting
Iowa BB-4 when

Spoooooooot
Iowa BB-4 vs Iowa BB-61

i hope they add the big iowa into the game


I will Poot on the Spoot
her gun size would be second only to sushi
Why everyone bully me 
Georgia had the biggest cannons in game before Musashi was added
I don't bully you Spoot. 
and both are 18 inchers
isn't georgia PR?
yee
Yes.
Ohio Class prototypes I think
so she did not exist

so it does not really count
Spoot no pouting!!!!!!
Adds BB-4
Common
you mean erebus and terror?
More like Spouting. 
hol up
You 
I don't see Georgia anywhere



the segs attack can never be stopped 
USS Goergia be some kind of WoWS paper thing
The Seggs can be destroyed


Paper shit.
Spoot

I fried my circuits
Just look at my pfp. 
Now my outlets don’t work

So I can’t charge my stuff
Rip
Uff.


I have to sit in the living room to charge stuff
where is senpoi 
i wanna play boob games

Senpoi might be at school
yea
Because he’s a lil one
it's 11am 

It's 2PM
My insides are bleeding because i bit my screen
idk where you at
wrong it's 10pm 

fuck
It's 14:46 for me. 
wrong reply
b r u h
Central Timezone gang
It’s 8:45 pm so everything is closed so I can’t call someone to fix it

shooting down jets in a 4.3 prop gives a sensation like no other
Its 7:46 am
stick a fork in it to test if its active

CET gang is non-existent
ew Central Europe
even better if 3.3
SBD is 1.7
I.15 is 1.0
And I literally ran into no one on my way from the airport the the campus so I have no idea who to ask to flip the circuit breaker or repair the fuses
where are you 
Ireland
stuka

no is ugly
my condolences
Shut up, you’re in Poland

Poland is gross

Poland is gr8, they have Winged Hussars
They had winged hussars
they put those shits on tanks
Now they’re Poland
is it true that kids in poland drink vodka?
you can't see their tanks on Radar

we were poland then we weren't poland for 123 years and now we are poland 
Give Ukraine your MiG-29's and we'll give you some decommed F-16's dont worry spoot
didn't we already do that tho?
no please do not, MiG-29 is too broken
I mean we sent them tanks and SPGs

we sent them some food i think

and the US sent them trillions of dollars to be lost by some assholes who need to launder it
skill issue
i paid 0.00000000000000000000001 percent of it with pepsi sales tax
Skilleth ithhue
US government big stoopid

and that will never change
can't wait for the thiefs who are currently in charge of poland to win the next election 



we're on maybe our 3rd
or 4th
idk at this point
we can't say if they were or not or Youtube will ban us
Where have I seen this before
bruh

I don't see any issues with that 
im boutta get arrested


Ur fault for felating with the westerners
you better stay in US in that case
also we might want to change the topic before the reds get involved

PLAN I would like to know your current location for... Security reasons?
I am not a fed

I say change topic before the reds enter here. 
da communists
My dad is a really big fan of the Reds
worse, the admins 
||Somewhere in NY Flushing||
wrong
so the Messerschmitt 264 was a great idea?
You’re a threat to not only the country… but yourselves

and so was this tail gunner position on the B-24
That was our goal in the first place
it retracts inside while landing doesn't it?
I would hope
I'm sure it's touching the ground there
otherwise you better get tf out of that thing before touchdown
There was a instance of a B-17 ballgunner Being Smeared into red paste onto the airfield floor because the gear was shot out
German B-29
He 111 had 2 engines
zatz a lotza bombza
He111 Squared
which made up aircraft is that 
funny enough they actually made a prototype
HE-111 H16 has the 2nd largest bomb in ze gaem
no way 
Pe-8 had the biggest
PE-8 can suck my peen
you have none
not even Chinese
you will never have Chinese PE-8
Good bye war thunder lovers
Get rekt nerd
toxic mf
Tu-4
which one was it
and you could have gotten B-29's but yall got Mao'd instead
wrong, a b-29 is just a Tu-4

I would rather have Mao instead
would you rather have FAB-5000 or 4 AN-M66A2 2000LB
ФАБ-5000 beats everything
5000
Tu-4 can
TU-4 big gae
doesn't need one
ФАБ-5000 is enough
it will always be enough
we can just have a few more
imagine playing the IS-6 and not getting a PE-8 spawn
lol
Bro shouldn't be talking man got no nuke
the snails attack lol
I ride german
same
????
fix yo grammer
a bit of russia and britain but i mostly play germany
did you get a vision screening before playing War Thunder tho?
The snail stole his eyes
yes
I do everytime
but they're being sneaky lel
when I shoot
suddenly enemy appeared
and kill me
That just sounds like skill issue
harrier
mfs say i have a british accent
Do you tho? 
perhaps
I see. 

indeed
bruh

Senpoi?!
WT is broke
F.
F
F
I have all 3 war thunders
It spreads
it is infecting your whole computer
The BP BF-109 has a free test drive
and its the free one
the other two are paid
on a tornado?
do you have it?
fr? not even a ballistic computer?
im boutta yeet my entire team
what is that?
ballistic computer that shows a "bombing sight" like in arcade
and a crosshair for missiles
how can i tell if it has one?
try doing a test drive with missiles/bombs
I just yeeted 5 friendly tanks
pe-8, right?
how do i check if i have it?
i am in the test drive
try diving a target and see if you have a X-like crosshair
oh okay nvm LOL
at least there is for bombs 🤣
i do in arcade but everything with bombs has a target on the ground in arcade
so it has it?
thats ASSTA, arent we talking about marineflieger?
yes
ok then you have a bomber target but no crosshairs for rockets
it wont show if youre going low altitude tho
oh
oops

so how high do i have to fly to get it to show up?
Idiots
go up then dive on the base
Stuka dive works best
and it will show a crosshair even in realistic?
yes
ok thanks
I love doing stuka sucide dive
why don't you do stuka live afterwards dive? your team will thank you
Cuz there is no team because I yeeted em with the SC1000
oh
the game just took my wing off for no reason!!!
and then it makes me crash
i did not even get to the base
did you do a negative g by any chance?
The snail is unpleased
what is negative g?
wait so what do i do to please snail???
-4g for an example
did your screen turn red before having your wing ripped off?
🤨 high speed?
Yeet mfs his way
Those top tier pay to win mfs
i was going speed of sound but the plane goes that speed all the time
Su-25K Su-25K Su-25K
those mfs
yeah
you probably did a negative g manoeuvre without noticing
i am going to try to replicate what i did in a test drive to see what i did wrong
yep
-2g kills the plane

tempest do you want to play jets with me?
My choppa is 10.3
i will ask senpoi when he gets on he has highest br jets i believe
i know he has a MiG-21
i will let you know when i get my first Me-262 so us and PLAN can all play around the same br
Im half way done with 262
so umm i have good news guys
i am almost 1/3 of the way there with the cost
and with god mode farming i will have it sometime this week
My miggie has made me 900k in total
sl?
Yes
I used a app
oh
yeeting mfs with a bomb again

Senpoi
where tf do yuo live
School ends at 1415
b r u h
Tmrw we end at 1313
w h y
those are some wack times to end classes
Ik
When theres a holiday for example
Monday classes we have all classes
But no school on friday
Monday becomes friday class
I go back to getting yeeted from 5.0km away sim
for me it ends at 2:35
tf
thats just you
Thats not me
in NY everything ends at 2:35
ah
Im the only one in the pacific here
F
Nah jkjk
yeah
We allies with the japanese
Instead you get strafed by me
when I join the PLAN in a few years
you are an american though, right?
ye
i am surprised that china let that happen
||DW i steal Infomation for great government||
Im chinese
what country are you in lmao
thats a tough question
how?
lets just say that its not a very good country 
F
Afrika
no one deserves to live in romania
even worse than africa and romania combined
you live in... OHIO?????

eastern europe 
bro lives in ukraine

poland???
7 countries next to Ukraine
yeah
take a guess
ummm
poland?
it has to be poland
he said 7 countries
that is the only inhabited country in eastern europe
I forgot stalker
the only country that is not inhabited is russia 
fair
im the only sane inhabitant in it tho
Bro lives in russia

admins gonna report me to the government
Dw i gotchu
tempest is it true that there is a t-34 on every street corner there?
yes thats true
which t-34s though
i have seen many pictures of t-34s on granite statues
probably 85?
yes 85s 
post a picture of the t34 next time you go outside
then that'll be a picture straight from a jail cell
wait why?
Homie got arrested for Western influence
dangerous to go outside 
do not get drafted bro please
If he does I go join war effort in ukraine
im pro they cant catch me
money?
stealth 100
but they have you on record
I report to Rossian government for monies
for 1mil golden eagles
Gaijin is rossian
indeed
I buy top tier Chinese jets n shit with ge
Hear me out
I join VVS to do CAS in ukraine
School done
oki
Gotta get picked up
This means instead of FIghting the annoying fucks on the road,I become the annoying fucks on the road
so you know the one map it wt with the grach statue on it?
seversk 
yeah its very common
mfs would ruin them
lmao true
just go to a war museum 
yeah i know
is it true that there are no troops on the border with china in Vladivostok
id love to visit the bovington museum
but it would be cool if there was like a sherman in a park on a monument to those who died in the great patriotic war
idk, probably not 
bovington is the tank one right?
I wanna go to the People's Revolution Military Museum
yes
take pictures if you do i aint going to china
mf gon get arrested
you cant
it is just too dangerous for an american in those places
i doubt that chinese authorities would arrest him
make up some bullshit
chinese are more friendly
pls no arrest me
Ill try not to
if you praise ccp you wont

Yes
russia is what im really scared of tbh
you wont get in here anyways, at least for a while
wait so they are not letting anyone in russia?
they gonna steal you
no planes fly to russia, except belarus, turkey and iran 
damn I wish that military deal with russia and china went though a few years ago
i wish russia just became completely internet free
then we could troll them
and make them be more freindly

It was like 1 type 055DD 1 052DD and 1 075 landing dock for one of those nuclear nubs
i did not mean to insult you it's just that as an american russia is my enemy
i wish every country on earth could set aside the hatred of their forefathers and unite against france
lmao
healthiest french feline:
yes but i meant like not in museums
Hawaii has smth like that i think
unbased
Its boring asf
i see
It was just the americans forcing the Queen to be overthrown
i see
Not me having a Soviet flag
smh
My friend had a ohio flag
He gave it to his fucking teacher who lived in ohio
you are messing with us
No fr
you are trolling
It happened
I trust senpoi
I was there
ohio???

why do you use so many griseo emotes?
But Soviet flag lol
soviet>ohio
Soviet mains
funny story about war thunder mains...
Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm
uh sorry fo sideways but you get the point
One of my friends have a older one

also sorry for horrendous lighting
did he buy the mfing gorch fock flag?
I can turn that into a US style flag to show solidarity with your overlords
It was Prussia flag
Not the no no Germany
Im askin
Did I studder


senpoi i actually want to know

ok nvm it is still on ebay
Explains
MiG-17AS is either Cuban or North Korean marked
As is Cuban marked
not real russian
not russian
Russian
has cyoobans
D o n t c a r e
Rrossiyan

Im tryna work
nu
then git fukt
n u
Then leave chat
nu
I can
are you war thundering right now?
no
AL guild shit
oh

dont tell me...
git on my levul
you've been bloofed???
no i am already in guild
'unblooofable' i am
Daily Secretaries post
i want to fight senpoi in my tornado

Gib more
G I B
Me and Senpoi vs U and PLAN
Ok
not now tho
Ik
snale
You made a grave mistake

why?
then i will chaff?
Well who knows
I never had chaff and flares
chaff is better for radar right?
I still dont know how to counter Radar Guided bois
We die like real mfs
yes
But Chaff is like the only thing I know that can possibly help defeat radar guided bois
other than ur skillz
Don’t worry guys
One day I’m gonna get the two big mfs
I’ll shoot down senpoi
ok time for me to farm god mode

You spectate
Senpoi spawns in and wins by using F&F Sparrows
I don’t use aa

i have killed a harrier in a hurricane before!
I yeeted yo F4 with my 37
I’m bad at aa
Then how
New bloof pfp 
New Bloof pfp dropped

I yeeted a A6 with my la5

Still aint like killing a MiG-21 with an SBD's nose .50's
Supersonic vs 1 divey boi
i yeet warthogs with tornado warthog lookin kinda slow tbh
That kill count dont say that
what?

One day instead of yeeting too tied I will be top tier
u know
We 8:7ed funny blue man
Bloof is p
in arcade, no one knows how to flare besides F-5 players

Mans bouta deck out his F-4J

A-10's be releasing flares constantly

Then they forgot guns exist
and Harriers are just assholes
Fuck harriers
you would be surprised the kills i get on some of them wallet warrior mfers in arcade
I really want Mig23MF
you sir, are a hero of the ussr
Then theres those MF's who use the F-8 using AIM-9C's
yeah
Yeet americanos with LA
I have "Mostly" paid planes at that BR
J15 when
meanwhile me in my fw-190 killing a-4 and a-5
But I still dunk on those idiots
Bro got skill
I wanna straf senpoi with J-15
i want to uhh 'troll' senpoi with a b-29
You die paying or trying,or live long enough to be both
but i don't want to play america
Soviet tree got B29 but better
does any german plane get nuke? maybe IL-28?
Germany gets a B-29
Damn
no they dont

they just dont
They do for the nuke tho
I wanna try the jaguar A
Any nation without a Nuclear Capable bomber, they get one of the nuclear capable planes
Chinese q-5s can carry tact nukes
i need to go sleep now
Gn
Yes strag nuke
You either Die Fighting the Snail,Or live Long enough to Become it.

Why are you sad
Arsene slap me

I had a cat that used to do that 
Used to have scratches all over my arm



I dont even know what you did 
go bonk Bloof

ima be on wt
who wanna fite me in wt

punch it
Is there a single tech tree aircraft in that photo?
I think the Jaaaaaaaaag is the only one
and even then I'm not entirely sure
Captain Bucket out here showing all of the P2W players up by suffering in the Drakken
lmaos
Lightning looks like a stupid design
Hi mates
unless it's P-38
My eyes hurt why is it white 
For me it shows this I don’t why 
Now it is good


It’s good
I hate you

bonk
my made segs bath 
Esseggs bathing in their natural habitat
F
it's technically a 9.0 lineup but the A-4E is being downtiered by my full lineup of 7.7's
aye my favorite br
10.7 is best br
between 8.0 and 10.0 for me
unless fulcrum or tomcat uptier
the early missile planes as long as they're not impossible to catch would be about my BR top where fun is still fun



fucking love the teams where there's 2 of you left against the whole enemy team
I swear premiums are the biggest cancer of Jet BR's
and no I'm not playing RB, fuck you
that was me once
and i won
Bloof has a great amount of experience playing war thunder
I get that
I just still don't like RB
in Air
I play GRB because I think Arcade is stupid
spot me from across the map instead of actually find enemies
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