lexington-general

[fading cliff]

SEGGS?!

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-mom-gif-23078037

https://tenor.com/view/mom-plane-gif-21537430

[fading cliff]

these two gifs don't match up

Clearly he isn't going to fuck my mother

And he physically could not ever do it

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/mom-mum-fuck-fucked-cool-mom-gif-21629598

[fading cliff]

no she hasn't

[vale verge]

Get memed

F-16 banged ur mom

[fading cliff]

alright I'm gonna just have to bang your father then

[vale verge]

[fading cliff]

I'll be back

father has been successfully sex'd

[vale verge]

My dad is Essex now?

[fading cliff]

yep

[vale verge]

Amazign

[fading cliff]

ikr

[zenith elbow]

[fading cliff]

so cool

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/kidnappsegg-gif-25118428

[proud cape]

it will not let me change my flares from standard

[fading cliff]

Literally my phone keyboard

[proud cape]

is there another modification i have to research?

[fading cliff]

do you need special flares?

and are there even other types?

[proud cape]

i heard that either flare priority or chaff priority is good but it will not let me change them

[fading cliff]

I think it's a secondary weapon thing

I think

[proud cape]

i have it set as my secondary weapon

i can even launch them

[vale verge]

wat plaen

[proud cape]

but i cannot change them

[vale verge]

Tornaedo

[proud cape]

event tornado

[vale verge]

ew

[proud cape]

it is only jet i have bro

and i want to know how to use it

[vale verge]

You don't

[proud cape]

ok

[vale verge]

[proud cape]

but if i were to use it

[vale verge]

Ground RB

[proud cape]

how would i change what flares i use?

[dapper plank]

mixed

people top tier uses radar and IR

[proud cape]

it will not let me change from standard

[vale verge]

you probably need a mod to change the priority

[proud cape]

do you know which mod it is? i will prioritize it

[vale verge]

fuk if i know

check your secondary weapons

I wanna see zem

[dapper plank]

bruh

[vale verge]

perhaps it doesn't have another flare setting

idk

[dapper plank]

this hurts me

[vale verge]

I don't play that plane

[dapper plank]

someone not knowing how to deploy flares

ill go to my controls

[vale verge]

he wants to change his flare priority

he already knows how to pop em dood

Senpoi silly

[proud cape]

ok i had to re make the preset from a preset that i copied from the original flare one

[dapper plank]

[proud cape]

and now it says i have the modification

[dapper plank]

just import my preset

its countermeasures

i forgor its the formal way of saying "flares"

[proud cape]

ok i already had countermeasures bound but what is that thing below it?

[dapper plank]

it just turns on the countermeasure every # seconds

like

for example

you set 2 flares every 0.5 seconds

you turn it on

it fires out 2 flares every 0.5sec

[proud cape]

what is the optimal use for that?

[dapper plank]

when turning away from the target doing the "Fire and Forget" tactic

[proud cape]

i see

thank you for your knowledge

i must sleep now school tomorrow

[vale verge]

Can someone explain how to get enemy planes to fuck off

I swear I'm just a CAS Magnet for no reason

I barely leave spawn and I get two enemy planes that bomb me

[cunning breach]

use buildings as cover

[dapper plank]

or

not be a p about it and kill them

[vale verge]

yes because getting bombed in spawn is definately going to leave that as an option

[cunning breach]

you have a few seconds of invulnerability when spawning

use your mg if you have it

[vale verge]

and yes I would love to kill them but unfortunately when there's other tanks shooting you it's not always an option

and my MG42 on the roof will definately kill a PE-8 that targets only me from that high up

there's a reason why I take fighters exclusively in my Ground RB lineups

because I hate CAS

and I enjoy it when they explode

[cunning breach]

welcome to war thunder

[vale verge]

it's also fun when at 6.3 you get a YAK-4 suiciding to bomb you

excellent gameplay

barely out of spawn

and getting suicide bombed

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-20733430

[dapper plank]

AH

I FORGOR TO SLEP

[vale verge]

tfw the Panzer IV's don't go past 3.7 when the H can easily be a 4.3

especially with the way the "Added Armor" works

the VK 3002 seems like it would be fine at 5.3 as well

the armor is meh but when a sherman with less penetration and basically the same armor scheme is at 5.7

You can see my point here

but Goobjoob prefers to undertier all german vehicles that are under 6.3

I'd honestly rather fight Tiger I's and JPZ 4-5's at 5.3 than Panthers and Panzer IV/70's

something also funny is that Sweden doesn't also get the KV-IB considering that's where "Finland" now resides

[vale verge]

@gilded rain spoot

Ur nan

[gilded rain]

[vale verge]

[gilded rain]

[vale verge]

I see you killing ememy shipgorls

[gilded rain]

The grind never ends

[vale verge]

I see those guild mission completions

[vale verge]

kill some more for me spoot

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-star-wars-emperor-do-it-go-for-it-gif-17446081

[gilded rain]

please join the op

[vale verge]

i did tho

[gilded rain]

I can't

because there's a 2 op limit per month

[vale verge]

[gilded rain]

for some reason

[gilded rain]

ok.

[vale verge]

I don't see that

on my ops

spoot

come back

I need ur existence

[gilded rain]

[vale verge]

you can bonk me spoot

do it

I've been bad

[gilded rain]

[proud cape]

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/spank-pingu-penguin-gif-14996989

[verbal talon]

[vale verge]

Jack

you weren't given permission to bonk

only spoot

[verbal talon]

I bonk anyway

Because

I can

[vale verge]

[verbal talon]

[gilded rain]

[vale verge]

[verbal talon]

[vale verge]

Jack, you are being sent to the brig for being a giant poopy butt

[verbal talon]

Too bad

I say

No

[vale verge]

https://youtu.be/5Ymbwx7xdZc

Lumine with birbs

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-lumine-smile-kawaii-gif-22440783

[proud cape]

F-16 and A-6E players after using one of their missiles to kill a Fw-190:

[vale verge]

people who play the A-10 just to be a scumbag and shoot down other planes instead of being an A-10

if you want to be a fight pilot, play the F-5

or the MiG 21 to all those SU-25 players who do the same thing

[quaint haven]

[pulsar meadow]

5 swans... a lot speculate that those were the brothers

[vale verge]

when do we get USS The Sullivans

[quaint haven]

When do we get takao meta

[pulsar meadow]

@vale verge

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/chungus-pinged-ben-shapiro-discord-big-gif-21424212

[quaint haven]

When will I have empress at my disposal

[vale verge]

smol takao when

[quaint haven]

When will I have a full tempesta sub fleet

[vale verge]

Yamato Maya when

[quaint haven]

[vale verge]

plz Yostar, gibe Bandori Collab

I want to see Maya as a Battlecruiser

a Mix of Yamato and Takao class

because Maya

[quaint haven]

No

[vale verge]

I will also request Ran Eugen

[quaint haven]

[vale verge]

give these to me and I will slap Nova with a fish

[quaint haven]

If I can’t have sirens you cannot have this putrid idea

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-slap-w2s-slap-funny-sidemen-gif-20599048

[quaint haven]

[vale verge]

Who says I don't also want Playable Sirens

[quaint haven]

Mmmmn fish

[quaint haven]

You sure aren’t asking for it

[vale verge]

Gibe Purifier and I will slap you with a fish again

[quaint haven]

Get me a real siren first

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-slap-slap-fish-gif-18590146

[vale verge]

that's not a Siren

[quaint haven]

You didn’t play opsi

[vale verge]

she can't even spell Capitol Letters right

I'm not done playing it yet

[quaint haven]

I beheld a true force of destruction in there fleet

[vale verge]

Leave me alone in my subpar fleet wallowing

[quaint haven]

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/taiga-aisaka-sad-toradora-roll-fetal-position-gif-11233534

[pulsar meadow]

[quaint haven]

It’s ok not everyone have dev and meta boats at there beck and call

Some have to turn to Akashi and give for and

Feed the beast and cull the weak I say

You know it’s a video game thou

[vale verge]

my NJ carrying my entire fleet be like

Joisey is the only UR I actually have built to any standard

[quaint haven]

NJ?I was late didn’t get her

[vale verge]

and I also named her Joisey

lets jus say when she has 6 shells that will always crit on every barrage, she does some Major Damage

https://tenor.com/view/extreme-bucket-demo-phil-swift-flex-seal-sad-oh-no-gif-10871835

[quaint haven]

But!I do have UvH , Vang , Shinano , Mush , and dev 30 Hakuryuu

[vale verge]

I just want Shimakaze for the Crosswave memes

[quaint haven]

Yudoggy will have to do instead I guess

[vale verge]

Shimakaze and Suruga in the same fleet

Tanuki Ears Suruga when

[pulsar meadow]

[quaint haven]

I use Akashi for sheer stall burn and heal on manual in opsi

[dense arch]

Sheffy meta is next

[quaint haven]

y’all follow a meta tier list?

[vale verge]

Helena Meta sss tier just because Helena

[quaint haven]

They literally have a buff for both of em together

[vale verge]

honestly of all the Meta ships, her and Arizona are the only two I actually give a damn about and it's not even because of anything other than the ships they are

Arizona big sadge

must protecc

she never saw it coming

[dense arch]

I do it cuz she got those big tankies

[quaint haven]

I have a whole fleet of usable Meta ships

[vale verge]

[vale verge]

[dense arch]

[quaint haven]

Hunter Meta is Nuts

She is sword waves go brrrrrrrr

[dense arch]

I was planning for using meta ships but then I got lazy and stole all their gear

[vale verge]

Gibe Spence Meta

Gibe Willy D Porter

[dense arch]

Rossiya meta

[quaint haven]

shift the gear around again then

[dense arch]

Nah

[vale verge]

I swear when we get Iowa, we better get Willy D or I'm going to McFucking Lose my shit

[dense arch]

Using them for my dragon ships

[vale verge]

You can't have Iowa without the Destroyer that almost fucking torpedoed her with the then president FDR on board

[dense arch]

Oh that one

[cunning breach]

meta ships

[quaint haven]

I’m sharing that with a friend ur Willy D comment

[dense arch]

Nah we need playable sirens

[vale verge]

We just need Purity

She's nice

[quaint haven]

[vale verge]

and has a detatchable head

[quaint haven]

Nooooo I want strength

[dense arch]

As a special attack she yeets her head at the enemy

[vale verge]

and she just casually talks about committing double suicide with her and Tester

[quaint haven]

The opsi sirens hit different my guy

[vale verge]

nah

those are thots

we need the OG's

the ones we once used to punch in the face

[dense arch]

Siren definition of fun

[quaint haven]

pathetic I want em all

[vale verge]

[proud cape]

i hope the sirens blow themselves up

[dense arch]

This mfs port is gonna be a battle field

[quaint haven]

The big girls are beautiful and deserve our love and nurturing

[vale verge]

then sever their connection from the Siren mainframe yourself

[quaint haven]

[vale verge]

bet you can't

[quaint haven]

I would if they would let me in

[vale verge]

[pulsar meadow]

Y'all enjoying Purity's head eh?

[vale verge]

Maybe

[dense arch]

I swear if this mf posts some hentai

[quaint haven]

I have knocked at there dimension door but no entry and get out is what I got

[vale verge]

she has a lot of different uses for that ability that involve stealth in the port offices

[quaint haven]

So I turned to get Meta ships to Knock Harder

[vale verge]

who are you Knocking tho

[quaint haven]

At empresses server gate my guy thought I was clear

Internet still sucks

[fluid raptor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/772442532223254542/1066997625984929832/1674231386532161.gif

[gilded rain]

[fluid raptor]

I am an average warspoot enjoyer

[gilded rain]

[fluid raptor]

He is one of the most average enjoyers, I like the part when he said he is average warspoot enjoyer followed by "belli dura despicio" and spoots the war all over

[pulsar meadow]

[gilded rain]

[vale verge]

[pulsar meadow]

[dense arch]

Average T-34-85(D-5T) enjoyer

[proud cape]

Churchill crocodile is positivley unkillable (ignore american tank destroyers)

[quaint haven]

I have a confession I hardly used warspite despite me retrofitting her

[proud cape]

same

[quaint haven]

[proud cape]

[dense arch]

And T-34-57

[quaint haven]

Afraid of a woman with passion for war

[proud cape]

yea, and also she is psycho

i am being sent to the tetrarch light tank zone

[quaint haven]

You would be too if the moment u were conceived they put a second brain ready to fight and told u to do only that u baboon

[proud cape]

mister PLAN where are you?

[vale verge]

Ferrari Master 🅱️lan

[dense arch]

im joining

[quaint haven]

The iron blood dev boats are a painful reminder to be careful what u wish for for they all know what they must do and act on it cause there Rigging is Alive and want BLOOD

[dense arch]

The snail wants more sacrifices

[quaint haven]

HENCE THE NAME IRON BLOOD YOU FOOL

[dense arch]

And our job is to send them to him

[quaint haven]

But hey don’t think about the psychological implications of the Iron blood technology being able to make immediate soldiers thru cruel and unusual means I guess if u can play better because of it

[proud cape]

that lore seems messed up

i do not like it

therefore, i will disregard it

[vale verge]

Germany was pretty Effed up IRL when those ships were built so

[dense arch]

bruh queue

[vale verge]

Germany in War Thunder tho is just Oblivious morons who can't figure out that you're supposed to cover all your flanks

[dense arch]

them mfs got armor

[proud cape]

i think that is tiger players

[quaint haven]

[dense arch]

panthers too

[proud cape]

i have daimler now in war thunder

[quaint haven]

Ok I guess I’ll take the lore of the iron blood to another place

[cunning breach]

every team is filled with oblivious morons

[proud cape]

yeah its always the ww2 german kitty cats who rage in chat

tempest play with us

[cunning breach]

nah not now

i ragequit

[vale verge]

I enjoy shooting a PT-76 with a Panther 75mm and only killing his commander and loader

amaze damage

[dense arch]

Uses 200mm round

[vale verge]

wtf else do I use?

[dense arch]

idunno

[cunning breach]

average heat dmg

[proud cape]

PLAN mark an enemy i got a bomber

[dense arch]

I had a stuka

[proud cape]

oh

[dense arch]

I fucking missed

Yeeted 2 friendly tanks

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/good-job-star-wars-great-good-work-gif-15937550

[proud cape]

i have daimler we win

[vale verge]

add me to your poopy fest

[dense arch]

I forgot funny blue mans UID

[vale verge]

just look up Fought together

[proud cape]

i can play top tier jets now

[dense arch]

yay

but we only have 9.0

[dense arch]

nope

[vale verge]

wat is WT username

reeeeeeee

[fading cliff]

strongest tank in game

[proud cape]

opossum_3d

[dense arch]

can confirm,IS-6 cant pen

[proud cape]

indeed

[vale verge]

PS or non PS

there's 2

tell me or I send you seggs

[dense arch]

Ignore the funny green mark

[proud cape]

please send me seggs

[proud cape]

yeah the green mark is meaningless there

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-essex-azur-lane-gif-26518172

[proud cape]

i am the ps4 account

[dense arch]

im laughing so hard

[proud cape]

but i play on pc

[vale verge]

add me to ur squaaaaaaaaad

aaaaaaaaaaaa

I DM'd you reeeeeeee

[fading cliff]

SEGGS?!

[dense arch]

No 7.0

[vale verge]

wat the BR

I aint even readied up yet

dingus

W E S T T A I W A N

[dense arch]

mf

1.0

[vale verge]

tfw you have 1.3's

[proud cape]

yeah so then the br is 1.3

[dense arch]

watch out for the Sc1000

[fading cliff]

what tanks do you have on?

1.3??

[dense arch]

On my soviet tree I've got T-34-85 and IS-1

[proud cape]

A13s and daimler

[dense arch]

on this one its a flak panzer

[fading cliff]

Well it's gonna be the br of the T34 and IS-1

[dense arch]

I dont have it on

[fading cliff]

Ah

[proud cape]

should we just play 5.0?

[dense arch]

fine

[vale verge]

bruhs

I just made my lineup

go back

[proud cape]

i am not making you play 5.0 we do as PLAN wishes

PLAN what do you want to play?

[dense arch]

bruh

GRB 5.0

PE-8 is no

[proud cape]

my war thunder just crashed

[vale verge]

Excellent

[dense arch]

bruh

[proud cape]

bruh indeed

[vale verge]

[proud cape]

ok im back

[dense arch]

If i ever get placed in a T-34 in hiding behind the drivers hatch

[vale verge]

well good luck ever having that happen

cause almost nobody uses T-34's anymore

[dense arch]

NK

[vale verge]

also the armor on those things were notorious for shattering IRL

[dense arch]

It took like 5 seconds to make one

[vale verge]

and APFSDS be like

[dense arch]

war time yo

also r/woosh

[vale verge]

it also took about the same for the M4 with much better quality metal

[dense arch]

Murica

also we been waiting for 3 fucking mins

[vale verge]

hell yeah Up BR time

5.0, the BR that doesn't actually exist

[proud cape]

truly an 'immediately killed by panther a' moment

[vale verge]

meanwhile my Banana be like

[dense arch]

Yeeted a tiger

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/blast-blastoff-off-rocket-zoom-gif-16744180

https://tenor.com/view/ww2-dogfight-gif-22944738

that was truly one of the games ever

[dense arch]

I missed the Big green letters and was shooting at you

[proud cape]

thunderbolt killed me

[dense arch]

I ruined their A point

[proud cape]

i see

[dense arch]

MY GAME CRASHED

[fading cliff]

sad

[dense arch]

guys

lets lower it to 4.3

[vale verge]

kek

[proud cape]

ok

[vale verge]

no more R3 fun times

sadge

[dense arch]

I can mg yo ammo box

[vale verge]

ok

[dense arch]

fix lineup

[vale verge]

I'm still in the battle my guy

tho not for much longer cause they have all the points

[dense arch]

oh sheet

ok

[proud cape]

is this crusader any good?

[vale verge]

ehh

is k

2pdr kinda getting crap towards that BR

[proud cape]

i had to yeet the crocodile

its crusadin time ig

wait are we playing air now?

ok croc is back

someone else is using 4.7 too ig

[vale verge]

he said 4.3

[proud cape]

oh

ok

crusader please protecc

[vale verge]

I guess this is my 4.3

there's like 1 4.3 brit tank

[proud cape]

my highest br is 2.7 dont feel bad

[vale verge]

it's also a fast boi tho

[dense arch]

Up tier yay

[vale verge]

absolute Dick Muncher in a bushed up M42

[proud cape]

dude sweedish are brokem

crusader jusrt dies instantly

idk how but wellington died

[vale verge]

it's also 4.3

[proud cape]

yeah ig

[dense arch]

lets do GAB

[proud cape]

ok

same br i assume?

4.7=croc time

[dense arch]

ye

I need to kill 11 more heavies

[proud cape]

tigers...

yummy tigers...

[vale verge]

god I hate arcade

and volumetrics

just have a stug bounce a 17pdr shell for no reason

[dense arch]

I yeeted 3 enemy tanks

[sweet coyote]

Gn

[dense arch]

WHY TF IS THERE A ENEMY T34

[vale verge]

Cause it's arcade

nations don't matter

[dense arch]

IN THE GODDAMN SPAWN

our damn spawn

[vale verge]

cause shit team

cause shit gamemode

[dense arch]

right

what yall wanna do next

[vale verge]

die

[dense arch]

yes

wanna do tri bomber squad

Tri bomber gang

[proud cape]

what br?

[dense arch]

nah

Tornado and mig

Yeet funny blue man

He offline

[vale verge]

nah I back

[dense arch]

10.7

[proud cape]

funny thing is that you all know how to play jets

so you may do better than me

[vale verge]

not in RB I don't

[proud cape]

oh sorry about that

we will do arcade next time

[dense arch]

No

NO

AAB is a shitshow

But i know how to ARB

in 9.0

[proud cape]

wow

now this is a shitshow

neither one of my missiles make an effort to go to the enemy

and phantom kills me like 2 minutes in

[vale verge]

imagine actually getting to do anything

in Air RB

[dense arch]

Lets do arcade shitshows

[proud cape]

i cannot even flare the missiles

[vale verge]

and not just die instantly to radar guided missiles

[dense arch]

you have flares

[vale verge]

imagine flares doing anything

[proud cape]

i do indeed have them, but the missile was not tricked

[vale verge]

against radar guided missiles

big meme

[dense arch]

Arcade shitshow to learn

[vale verge]

thanks for the tip

use flares to make radar guided missile go away

definately 0/10 would die every time

[dense arch]

Imagine having flares

[vale verge]

Imagine them actually making the radar guided missile go away

[proud cape]

pain and sadness you are the leader now

[dense arch]

Imagine having them in the first place

[gilded rain]

Fucking finally

[proud cape]

epic

[gilded rain]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-the-clone-wars-fives-death-the-mission-the-nightmares-gif-17402131

[vale verge]

so what we doin

dying in Arcade or dying in Realistic

[proud cape]

you are leader

[dense arch]

arcade

[proud cape]

your choice

[dense arch]

cuz its more fun

[dense arch]

It never ends

In war thunder

[proud cape]

true

[dense arch]

You either Die fighting the Snail or You live long enough to become one with the snail

[gilded rain]

[proud cape]

lmao

spoot how you have so many???

[dense arch]

FUCKING GREAT

[gilded rain]

many?

[dense arch]

I GET OUTPACED BY EVERYONE

[gilded rain]

[proud cape]

wisdom cubes i mean

[gilded rain]

ik

that's barely anything

[proud cape]

i have like 40 bro

[gilded rain]

not even enough for a guaranteed UR

[dense arch]

how tf did you even get the tornado

[proud cape]

skill

and pain

lots of pain

god mode is great for grinding sl just to let you know

ah

i see you have a la-7

[dense arch]

I SHOT DOWN A JET

[proud cape]

i shot one down in my 335

they are probably so pissed rn

[dense arch]

Pay to win is no match for skill

[proud cape]

what did you kill in your la-7?

[fluid raptor]

🏆

[dense arch]

Some swedish plane

[proud cape]

i see

i can legitimately get kills easier in props

because the fw-190 does not have god awful missiles and it has actual flight characteristics

[fluid raptor]

This channel has become #warthunder-general

[dense arch]

the Invadsion is going well

[proud cape]

very well indeed

[dense arch]

I YEETED A A-6

[proud cape]

with what?

mig?

[dense arch]

la-5

[proud cape]

...

wow

that

i thought i was cool for killing a widowmaker in my do-335

[dense arch]

These fools think they can escape the snails grapse by playing top tier

[proud cape]

i love top tier

i love top tier even more in props

[dense arch]

This is actually fun lol

[proud cape]

yeah

[vale verge]

i've killed a MiG-21 with an SBD

[proud cape]

arcade+top tier+props

[vale verge]

without gun pods

[proud cape]

lmao

[dense arch]

I yeeted a f-86 with a I-15

before

[vale verge]

yeah but that's still subsonic

[proud cape]

i thought i would die instantly in props but im actually doing somewhat well

[vale verge]

it's because the teams are actually somewhat filled out

only problem is still the single plane wallet warriors

[proud cape]

yeah

[dense arch]

Good if they are on the enemy side

[vale verge]

9 kill game

they bad

[proud cape]

wow

i got 3

[vale verge]

AB isn't about missiles

most of the time

it's about being a chad and getting gun kills

and using your AIM-9L's in head ons

[dense arch]

im getting god modes

[proud cape]

me too

[vale verge]

the difference is that I have 6 jets that can at least fight somewhat at this BR

yall only have 1

and then you're stuck in prop bois

[proud cape]

props best

i get more kills in my Fw-190 A-4 than i do in my jet

[dense arch]

our prop bois can get us Godmode awards

[vale verge]

that jet gets AIM-9L's

[proud cape]

yes and it may as well shoot rocks at the enemy

[vale verge]

its flight characteristics though

[proud cape]

i would at least prefer those over Aim-9l

[dense arch]

all my fighters bias machines

[proud cape]

indeed

[vale verge]

AIM-9L's are friggin broken at this BR though

[proud cape]

oh

[vale verge]

30G lock on all aspect

[proud cape]

what range should i launch it at?

[dense arch]

let me just take my aim-9b and rip the b off and put a L

[proud cape]

like how many km?

[vale verge]

with those about 2 Miles

let me do the convert quick

cause I'm a wierdo who uses Miles

[proud cape]

about 3 km

[vale verge]

yee

3 to 3.5

[proud cape]

the missiles always go way behind the enemy tho

[dense arch]

skill issue

[proud cape]

i guess i need to just launch sooner

[vale verge]

you have a wide lock area

the large green circle is your lock area so once you lock then you can adjust the aim and fire at them with a slightly better angle

[proud cape]

oh

[vale verge]

you don't have to keep your lock in the center to keep it

on some you do

like the AIM-9B's you have to be right on the reticle

[dense arch]

Miggie bois

[proud cape]

i do not have mig yet sadly

[vale verge]

where as with things like the later missiles you can move your aim around to get your launch angle right

[proud cape]

should i be climbing above the opponents at the start in a tornado?

or staying closer to their altitude

[vale verge]

try side climbing and then attacking from extreemly high up

with ALL Aspect you don't have to worry about lock angle

[proud cape]

i will side climb now

[vale verge]

2 kills without a death, def better than the last few games

[dense arch]

i kinda wanna 1v1 the tornado

[proud cape]

we can do that if you want

[dense arch]

lets go

[proud cape]

ok make a custom

[vale verge]

ready up and I'll hit the custom

[dapper plank]

Ohayo

[vale verge]

I got some Bots in here too but they'll probably all be Reserve BR lmao

[proud cape]

whose side are you on pain and sadness?

[vale verge]

random

[dense arch]

senpoi

[vale verge]

I'm just gonna fuck off with my A4E

[gilded rain]

senpoi

[dense arch]

yes

[proud cape]

senpoi i want to fight you now lmao

[dense arch]

bro got his Tornado crewed

[quaint haven]

I have returned with an a apology

[dense arch]

where tf are you

[quaint haven]

For speaking ill of the sharks early

But Roon is still a bit ok

[dense arch]

me 1 tornado 0

[quaint haven]

You all are extremely head empty

[proud cape]

?

[quaint haven]

I should drink something harder while I’m in chat

[vale verge]

I like pizza

[quaint haven]

Perhaps the gin sitting there will do fine

Naw no need

Pizza is delicious

[dense arch]

imagine using flares

[proud cape]

issue of skill???

[dense arch]

I dodge with skill

[proud cape]

i see

[vale verge]

I shoot down Bi-Planes with BRRRRRT

[quaint haven]

I should just take a nap

[proud cape]

so PLAN, is this just a never ending draw?

wait

how

[dense arch]

skill issue

also

I got one before

so

Mig-17AS 2,tornado IDS 0

[dapper plank]

[proud cape]

honestly i will be happy just to get you once lol

[vale verge]

well you have esped

[dense arch]

You know i dont have flares

[vale verge]

so do the esped

[dapper plank]

I have school

[vale verge]

and missile him in the face

[dapper plank]

[gilded rain]

lameee

[proud cape]

you know i turn worse than a pe-8?

[dapper plank]

[proud cape]

i cannot even find PLAN

[dense arch]

bruh

[gilded rain]

[dense arch]

im at 10k

[proud cape]

the tornado has the worst turnrate in the game i swear

[dense arch]

lol

[proud cape]

at least i got you

[dense arch]

i was doing covid test

[dapper plank]

Its a given that the turn speed is ass

[proud cape]

yeah

[dense arch]

what if i yeet the tornado with the bias machine again

still afk

0:1

[proud cape]

ok i cannot find the bias machine

[dense arch]

0:2

1;2

1:3

[proud cape]

why is it 1:3?

[dense arch]

you got 3 kills i got 1

[proud cape]

the last missile didn't hit did it?

[vale verge]

you got credited with a kill at the end

[proud cape]

oh

[vale verge]

I think it's 1-4 but let me count

[dense arch]

nope

[proud cape]

ok PLAN lets fight the american now

[dense arch]

k

[vale verge]

Bring it awn

[dense arch]

ok

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-maid-kanna-fite-fight-anime-cute-gif-11217278

[proud cape]

wait he has wathog doesn't he?

[vale verge]

I'm gonna bring whatever I want in my lineup

so choose wisely

[proud cape]

uhh i only have one jet

[dense arch]

1:1

2:1

3:1

3:2

[proud cape]

american planes put flares out so fast compared to my tornado

[vale verge]

that's just my finger

[dense arch]

murica

[proud cape]

oh

can you not set it to do that automatically?

and have it still be that fast

[dense arch]

4:2

[vale verge]

it would be nice if I could have a plane with countermeasures that also turned fast enough to fight his MiG

[proud cape]

does such a plane exist?

[vale verge]

but I either have a plane that doesn't turn fast enough to dogfight him

but can counter your missiles

[dense arch]

37MM cannon:

[vale verge]

or have a plane that can't use countermeasures but also can hit him

cause it has a better turn rate

[dense arch]

No countermeasure=getting yeeted by snails guided missile

MIG-17AS=Bias machine

[vale verge]

it's not even that good if I hit my head on shots

[dense arch]

you dont hit em

1:0

2:1

3:1

[proud cape]

t-2 has invisible countermeausres

[dense arch]

4:1

[vale verge]

no I just somehow outturned it

and agian I can't fucking fight both of you cause one can counter the other's flaws

[dense arch]

tornado stay back

Or i got a natural buff aganist japanese planes

5:1

i still live

No ammos

5:2

[proud cape]

it just feels so wrong killing this japanese plane over and over again

[dense arch]

5:3

I can do it all day

5:4

6:4

7:6

8:7

[proud cape]

how long will we even do this

[dense arch]

idk

[proud cape]

am i the only one here?

[dense arch]

no

[proud cape]

are you in here?

[dense arch]

yes

im watching u

I have to go

[proud cape]

i do not think i can beat wartog

[dense arch]

bruh

[proud cape]

ok bye

[dense arch]

I dont feel like playing anymore

bye

[vale verge]

the A-10 is a boat too

so your best bet is Cannons

[proud cape]

but it has better missile

worth it

[vale verge]

the A-10 has the same missiles as you

both planes have the AIM-9L

plus the A-10 is subsonic

so you can just outclimb me and pop flares if I lock

also pay more attention to what's behind you

does the Tornado have front facing guns?

[proud cape]

yeah

2 27mm

hardly any ammo tho

[dense arch]

I really want a dupe of funny russian lady

[vale verge]

you would have been better off popping flares and running away

the A-4 is also subsonic

how much do you have of Flares and chaff?

[proud cape]

28 each

and they do not always do much

[vale verge]

I think i caught you typing lol

what's your key for flares?

cause I bound mine to my right click

that's how I can release them so fast

[proud cape]

do you ever do the automatic flares?

[dense arch]

I put mine on R even though I dont have flares

[vale verge]

sometimes I think i should have that bound but not really

watchu wanna do now?

[proud cape]

idk

[dense arch]

we troll mfs

[proud cape]

in props

[dense arch]

We do some combos with tanks

Ambush em

[dense arch]

F-4F and tornado is going down in BR

[proud cape]

what?

really?

[dense arch]

ye

[proud cape]

to what br?

[dense arch]

Dont know yet

let me check

[proud cape]

wait why is the snail actually making good changes to the game?

[dense arch]

im getting mixed shit

hol up

[dense arch]

yo im tripping or something

??????

[vale verge]

SU-11 going up in BR's lmao

[dense arch]

So is the Tornado going up or down

[proud cape]

on the bottom screenshot

it says nothing of the event tornado

so maybe (hopefully) the event tornado will move down

[vale verge]

it just says Tornado

so I assume all of them

[dense arch]

When they open the dev servers il check

alr what we doing

[vale verge]

dying

https://tenor.com/view/sherlock-benedict-cumberbatch-brb-be-right-back-dying-gif-5196637

[dense arch]

same

[dense arch]

@proud cape lets suffer together

[proud cape]

god mode time?

[dense arch]

ye

invite

[proud cape]

ok i did

MIG-29 UPTIER!!!!!!!!!!

bro killed me at my spawn

[gilded rain]

[vale verge]

not sus

just an M4 going wew

[gilded rain]

[vale verge]

I never figured out how to record video with OBS siiiiir

[gilded rain]

I never touched anything outside of volume controls and binds

it just works

[proud cape]

i need more god mode

[gilded rain]

also doesn't stuff recorded with bandicam have a watermark or smth?

[vale verge]

only the F R E E version

I've had it for a bit now anyways so I've just recorded with it by default

[gilded rain]

[gilded rain]

[vale verge]

the Player that made me come in here and ask who had that as their WT name

[proud cape]

the torpedo bomber will indeed have a kid

[dense arch]

I saw some XXXvideos mf

Too much suffering

i go back to grind GRb

[proud cape]

well best of luck

god mode is such an insane sl grinder

[vale verge]

Pay no mind to the OddBawz video sound in the background

[gilded rain]

[dense arch]

watch me be back in 20 mins

[dense arch]

im back

[runic fern]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-3d5-azur-lane-gif-13815078

Finally free from image ban.

[proud cape]

[unborn linden]

Hi guys

im new and wanted to ask how to redeem codes?

[gilded rain]

codes?

[unborn linden]

yeah the redeem codes? i saw some on the internet.

[gilded rain]

[proud cape]

i think someone might be trolling you?

[unborn linden]

so theres no gift codes for Azur Lane?

[gilded rain]

I don't recall promo codes being a thing

[unborn linden]

the ones on google are fake? omg

[gilded rain]

we usually get gifts in mail

when something happens

[proud cape]

ok realistic is just unplayable now

[unborn linden]

oh i see

[dense arch]

FUCK

i got yeeted to 2.7 and still managed to lose

[unborn linden]

i saw some codes on the internet and wanted to redeem it. but dont know how to.

guess its a fraud

[gilded rain]

you might want to fact check that tho

but I am pretty sure promo codes are not a thing in AL

[unborn linden]

i usually do this when i started playing new games, haha i actually got to the redeem site, but when i redeemed the codes it said invalid code

i see haha

[gilded rain]

When did this channel become a gathering place for war thunder players

[proud cape]

about 2 weeks ago iirc

[gilded rain]

[runic fern]

It's been like for some time tbh.

[dense arch]

Phase one of the invasion is complete

[gilded rain]

Isekai anime titles are so fucking cringe

[runic fern]

[gilded rain]

it's unreal

[dense arch]

commense phase 2

[zenith elbow]

Isekai is so fucking cringe

[gilded rain]

[vale verge]

I was shot by a gang banger in Chicago, now I'm dating her in Azur Lane

[zenith elbow]

[verbal talon]

Hi Spoot

[gilded rain]

hi Jack

[verbal talon]

Hi Spoot

[gilded rain]

hi Jack

[verbal talon]

Hi Spoot

[zenith elbow]

Is that even a title or did that happen to you?

[gilded rain]

Hi Jack

[verbal talon]

Dumb fuck

[runic fern]

[gilded rain]

[verbal talon]

[vale verge]

I've been to Chicago a few times but not enough to get in trouble with gang bangers

[runic fern]

[zenith elbow]

Yamato next year

[gilded rain]

[zenith elbow]

May

[vale verge]

Ayaka when?

Iowa When

[gilded rain]

Never.

[verbal talon]

How are you doing Spoot

[zenith elbow]

Iowa this year