#lexington-general
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M22 vs Wiesel
idk if i have time
M22 wins because lower BR
Need time to gather the sacrifices the snail wants
cus yk school, hw
Same
School is baka

imagine being a boomer
F.
My CCP agent is watching me
Dregen Empri
Dragon Emploli



no way is that real

Intrepid beans you with a 70mph fastball (Because women lmao) and Z16 bonks you









It's inevitable

dauntless gaming
its cute
why is bocchi always pictured with something ukranian?
yeah ig

I'll take that


Other dimension traveling dayum bocchi
tahts me right there
we'll have a wizard off!

You're a wizard Harry
esseggs
no
what?
no seggs
what the heck is happening
CHARGE!







Charge the fortress
we shall defeat them with overwhelming force
They can't stop us all!
Launch the A-1's with toilet bombs
the protesters at area 51 said the same thing
then the A-10s showed up
You can't hit my A-1H because A-10 Pilots only rely on their missiles like dum dums
My flares will defeat your AIM-9L's
and then will yeet you with my 8 Miniguns
1 30mm Minigun vs 4 20mm and 8 .30 cal miniguns
The Seggs has been driven back
🙏
the truth about the Essex cult is that Lexington also became an Essex Class
you can't hide from the Essex in here
for we are Essex
Good morning

Cool


Sexi Lexi became Essexi Lexi

Lexington II when


are there any Ognevoy class in azur lane?
N O
What happened to Ägiring time

She got new skin, it's ägiring time
i have one dock space so i should go through all of my ships and scrap. it will be Ägiring Time again soon
that skin is for people who like feet, i will get the maid skin when rerun


its true tho
now we have 2 
have you even seen new Aegir skin? also who cares about ajax

Aegir is one of the ships of all time
She truely is a ship 
now Back to turning Lexington into an Esseggs

okay no AC then
Ace Combat?
please give us AC we need it
Assetto Corsa?
what's that
it's too cold here
the Esseggs Assimilation of All US carriers will continue until we put a Nuclear Reactor inside of Enterprise
why would it be that



dum
he is just playng the game for the first time

technically
it's not marraige, we promise

nice
I only oathed Little Lena so I could oath all of Helena's Forms
I'm still working on Edgy Lena
I need to use her in combat
sus
I got few 8s, few more 18s and a 38
I thought about oathing Uzuki but I thought better than to marry a child that wasn't also an adult in some form
also she's a pupper
and must be protecc
Uzuki has Cannons
but she's too precious to put into combat
I cannot treat my daughterus like that

You should scrap some of them spoots
No
regain some dock space
no he should retro all of them
too much work
Use the other spoots to increase the level of another spoot
unless you can only buy one of the items?
the spoot harem
if only i could do that with ibuki


but game says "NO, ONLY ONE"
least dedicated lolicon
Warspite is not a loli
have you seen warspite bro?
she is a loli
🧢
spoot please explain

Warspite have oath skin?
no 
No 🍈 does not mean she's a loli
ok and?
looks like a loli?
if that's your way of thinking then sandy is also a loli because her face looks young
well yes sandy does look young
then she is a loli
but noone ever says that do they?
And why is that hmmm
I wonder 
🍈
she does indeed look young and idk how anyone can say otherwise
certified :BTMCstare: moment
not retroed
i just got her not too long ago
retrofitted nimi when?
already
St. Petersburg
more t2 ordinances plz
you need those
how do you have so many of the opsi coins?
abyssal zones
idk what those are but i have heard that they are not fun
gbk is a little ways off from doing an abyssal zone
theyre not
they are, and then some are not
I also don't know what that is
most of the time for me its not
tbh my first boss fight I had to stay there for like a full IRL day so I could whittle the fucker's HP down since it was the one that heals at like 20% health
ability 1: heal at 30% for 5% every 3s for 15s
ability 2: all ships lose 5% of their max hp every 10s

🥖
pain.
i forgor about heals
end my suffering
shit

helb
Russian boss reset wew
gaming
Is Luetzow good?
Lutzow is just kawaii
for farming exp for ruppy
if i could give you oil, i would
oh yeah spoot

so she is only good for farming?
you can stop shouting at me for not doing my dailies
farming exp TO GET ruppy
do your dailies 
im done with it for today
eat me



i dunno how im winning vs these exercise fleets
that's a weird thing to say please don't do it 
oki
bacc
spoot

im getting lucky with the envelopes
blessed
so far it's been 48, 38, 18, 28, 8
those are the numbers of gems that drop from envelopes
i think today it was 38, 38, 28, 18
how many have you opened?
8
sadge
yeah i have been but i am never lucky 
you should have 8 envelopes doh
i did the first poem thing and the event game 
is there anything else to get the envelopes from?
one sec im sortieing
theres a lot going on this update
yeah

noice

to a shared house with a filipino
and then hopefully soon this year we'll move into our own house
nope still in hawaii
but closer to our school

nice
thesus
thats perseus

what?
perseus' sister actually
yea

bloof have you heard of the ship of theseus?
i see
so i looked it up because i was curious and there was a HMS Minotaur lmao
royal navy needs to pick a side
hmm?
there was a ship called HMS Minotaur
you said that yes
.
theseus killed the minotaur
and there was both a HMS Theseus and a HMS Minotaur
ok?
indeed
isnt that just representative of the infighting the greeks did, which doesnt really matter when naming a ship?
i guess
i got anchorange

is there any point to being top player in pvp?
merit points shop
no

merit points are meh
they supplement, but they arent important
oh
ting an is a munition ship

when will ting an event be?
ting is cow
on build?
i just got a ryusei is it good on anyone?
im pretty sure ryusei is for slow bosses or slowed bosses, as it has a converging torp pattern
no it decreases defense
oh
yeah i am retro helena at some point
so I have her and Laffey in the same fleet with Laffey at the rear or smthn
you don't have her?
I took a break and AL dev…
Only UR I didn't get
i cannot wait for NJ rerun
Devs decided to drop the most bomb ships in existence

Im trying to get a fleet to auto-search 14-4
The one I have atm does the job but it’s not very consistent
just ask fluffs and or cuteC
the ex-person
yes
and the nuker raid event

yea, but im stuck at 24 
why is Chao Ho shaking her ass on my screen
theres close competition, i see you move 1 up and 1 down alot
dont worry about it
Just doing her secretary job
Oyasumi
good night senpoi

no horni
Most L2D skins imo arent that great
it seems a bit too lewd even for me
most of them it looks like they're about to fall out their clothes
now go up to a woman and say that


at least with this it's just a quite awkward position
Spoot

Me?
Gib oil

I got like 5500
Invade Spoot
Taking too much
me chilling with 22k oil still

Getting Chang Chun 
i have too much oil not enough gold
also apocalypse you doin tradition or nah

it's time to open T4 tech packs and scrap gear
Tradition?

that's a lot of coins 
indeed
Remove 1k from each and that's how many I have

only if you clear and get more than double hard
Damn
cuteC last i checked was getting well above double hard
My god luck ran out
Never
ok
Only bragging rights

Data packs yo

what how?
Cri about it
i have never had more than 5 of those exp things i always feed them to someone
I also have the missile and seal aux at +10 already
what are those?
Don’t think I will
core data?
oh
Got all the retro items
how do you have so much? do you ever buy bulins???
Every month if you get 4k you get a bulin for free
Cope about it
Why do you have Roon prints 
yeah but that is difficult to do in one month it usually takes me at least 2 months because the snail hates me

There's no point in keeping mk3 bulins if there's nothing you can lb
yeah
I'll get An Shan next week
so I keep some to buy them when I actually need them
but how many URs do you have
Gonna mlb her as soon as I get
everyone except NJ and Brest but she is DR so idk if she counts
And retro
how do you have so much of the UR bulin currency with all of those limit broken?
no skill issue 
i see
Only 7 of those are from gacha
sushi, nano, vanguard, shima, ulrich, kron and yorktown II (and NJ but I don't have her)
You don't use UR bulins on DRs and ships that get the rarity through retrofit
yeah i know about DR 
The snail loves me
you will get NJ soon, probably the end of this very year
we know that

Arcade shitshows are the best
We'll get Vittorio rerun and after that it's NJ
oh i didnt reply
Last year around this time I was grinding my La fighters
lmao
oh well
That moment when a Il-2 tries to shoot at me and I AAM his ass
Arcade shitshows in 9.0 be like
Same




BTW, if y'all thinking of farming sub affinity.. better do it on RAID

What about sub xp





=

I WOULD NEVER SCRAP AN ESSEX!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!! !!
i will hunt you down with my flying warship!!!!!!
I wanna see you try 
flying warship (yes it is flying even if it may not look like it)
yeah
I’ve scraped 15
i will send ohio after you.

You’ll have to defeat IS6 and Mig17
I will bonk spoot

Mine is only lv 70
@gilded rain


Where senpoi

asleep
Gotta 1v1 later
i want to 1v1 senpoi
i have the Pfeil
what could go wrong?
i may die, but at least he will die with me
I want Shimakaze for reasons of National Security
sus
and because of one voice line she has in crosswave when you're just screwing around in the overworld

DUUUU DUUU DUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I badly want shima for a torp meme fleet
you don't have shima apo?
big sad


at least you started late
I started during the Kizuna AI event
and never showed for the Shimakaze event

I refuse to believe you started during the vanguard event apo


Ohayo
Its 0702


No cap


Bloofpoi



I will get SPAS-12 to come over here and hug you
Oh yeah i forgor
We have Bloofington
We’re opening the server for the guild when it reaches 10

I didn't know anything about that senpoi 
I read that as you forgor

Isoke
It’ll take awhile
But ik my 300 hems wont go to waste
Gems*

you do so much for your ships
Only for ibuki
All shipfus deserve the same treatment!
Except the annoying pricks like bache or sims
I'll give Sims your address so she can annoy you

Senpoi 1v1 when
Will work on ibuki after Cheshire

what's an Ibuki?
Pls
When i get time
Gib a time
I cant give a guaranteed time
Bruh
mans is B U S Y
I gotta train in CAS
@thin burrow rember this?


So to all the people who don't know deep lexgen lore
I have since Oathed her and she has become my permanent secretary
yeah
That's not 3 years
Well yes that's more
Baka senpoi? 



I just need the Russian one and I’m set
How do I get iron blood tech points jus unlocked the research a few hours ago and I well I wanna get the iron blood ships but I dunno how to increase the tech points
getting IB ships, limit breaking them, lvling them up to 120
Oh ight okay guess imma jus continue to make ships
im pretty sure you can get z28 from merit

The snails blessing still run fresh
you are lucky, friend
rammed A4
and your plane is still intact 
What the Snails blessings can do
Uh jus asking can I use literally any chracter in a team or is there a way to optimise team for dps

knowledge man is here
LET THE SHITSHOW BEGIN
how many envelopes have you opened, knowledge man?
do they drop from EX or something?
Yerps
Should all be accessible from the event menu, not the all event one, the one for this event
you get the envelopes from the poem quest right?
META sub when? 
Sir there's 4 quests
explain
Interesting idea, unfortunately not yet
As I think next cruise mission meta has been announced
Hey guys wanna see something funny?
you can only get them from the poem quest
no, bad spoot
yes spoot please amuse me
memes not allowed

i only have 6 envelopes so far
sounds like skill issue
i see
Indeed
opsi fun 
50 pulls to clear banner
shame it had to be on a light banner though
It is slightly amusing with a considerable amount of funkiness

it's all fun until you run out of these mfs
Damn firework grind was making me sleepy ngl. 
Oh yeah, it's Hella slow
Only got Catherine Hwah Jah in 30 builds.
Was doing 12-4 as well.
I wasn't grinding today and I am losing my sanity
15 more hours and I don't want to waste the oil I have left
I haven't been doing the raid. 
don't you need to save like 400 for 2 more red swirlies

red what
He think he funni
abyssals?
I think so.
last mf

yeah but there's 2 more weeks 
I forgor about the arbiter 💀
Ab is sal's*
I still need another ari

says the one with 140 mails 
Im out her grinding for NO 
I can name at least 2
Murmansk and Essex
wrong
the snail is bullying me

what happened
was playing with russian 4.0 destroyer and some german light cruiser killed me in one shot
i feel like naval is just cruel like that
and then when i get cruisers i will get killed by battlecruisers
the vicious cycle
hate dying to one shots? Try WoWs
one shots will still occur but number of them will be a lot smaller
show me the post-war russian ships in wows 
I don't play wows anymore
The enemy Tiger wondering how tf am I still driving at him with 2 crew and all tracks popped
it suffers from the same problem wt and any other wargaming game suffers from
what???
haku bad smh
Snails blessings
this was just mean
the soviet boat with a bm13 rack on the back
tornado going to 12.0
in next update?
is there a new update?
money printer goes brrrrrrrr
dont know yet
do we know which bp vehicle will be the free one?
nope
only in arcade though are the M36's getting downranked
also do they mean to mark the JPZ 4-5 is going from 6.3 to 6.0?
yes
also the F-16's are the only planes moving to 12.0 as well as the MiG-29
gotta put the 1990s stuff together
too bad both A-10's aren't moving to 10.0
and that they aren't moving down some of the planes without countermeasures
personally for aircraft, you have very early jets at 7.0 and the last few prop aircraft at 6.0
If they move them too down they are gonna be with no aams
cause by that point the prop planes all have nasty ass armaments where a 4.7 plane can kill a 5.7 without really any issues
The boat is gonna be free
Lets go
May your dreams have Cursed T-34s
rude 

fucking love the 2head level of player at jet BR
you would think that jets would have a lot of players who are actually good at the game but no it's a bunch of absolute 1head idiots
We need to put premium jets in different lobbies
or just disallow people to buy premium jets until they unlock tier III or something
maybe force players to have to come in with a backup or another plane at least 1 full BR below at minimum
Mfs are just gonna buy another jet
Buy premium t3
buy another t7
life hack
Grinding IL-28
listen to 'The Sacred War' on max volume while grinding russia
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this song give me the vibes
10k wager lets go

Im ginding the 28 to 1v1 senpoi with
i could beat senpoi in a 1v1 no jet needed

































