lexington-general

[queen phoenix]

I tried to nuke but...time was the prob

[proud cape]

F

[queen phoenix]

yeah F moment

[dense arch]

You see you have not been seen as worthy by the snail

[proud cape]

1 dock space left

[dense arch]

My is-6 boutta block all the mf rounds

[proud cape]

will there be any more gems other than the envelopes?

for cny

[dense arch]

Unlikely

[dapper plank]

[dense arch]

[gilded rain]

[proud cape]

[dense arch]

The best stuff I have are all premiums

Mig17 9.0

Is6 7.3

F4F-D 9.0

[runic fern]

Did 20 builds and no event ships.

[gilded rain]

Sounds about right

[runic fern]

Definitely does.

Got a Ayla dupe in PGR tho.

Almost can have her at SSS tier.

[gilded rain]

I don't know what you're talking about but well done!

[runic fern]

Thanks lmao.

[gilded rain]

[runic fern]

I'd post a gif, but yeah.

[gilded rain]

yea

[runic fern]

[gilded rain]

[runic fern]

Don't want to extend my image ban anymore.

[gilded rain]

[winged root]

It wouldn't be an extension anymore, it would just be

[winged root]

we take punishment evasion very seriously, as stated in the rules

[dense arch]

Funny red man is serious

[runic fern]

Definitely serious.

[dense arch]

Speedrun AL ban WR any% RSG

[gilded rain]

just ping mods or post something offensive in general

[queen phoenix]

they can kick anyone cuz we have so many users to not worry about banning peoples

[gilded rain]

it's not that difficult

[queen phoenix]

this is literally china moment lel

[dense arch]

Proud of my heritage

[queen phoenix]

oh you from china?

[dense arch]

Ye

I’m Chinese

[queen phoenix]

oh okay?

mainland chinese?

[dense arch]

Ye

Southern

[queen phoenix]

ok

southern...okey

so u speak guangdongnese

[dense arch]

Cantonese

[queen phoenix]

ah cantonese

my bad

[dense arch]

Grinding China tree

[queen phoenix]

in wt?

[dense arch]

Ye

[queen phoenix]

lol

I don't grind chinese tree

if I can grind I would grind ROC

[dense arch]

Just join the PLA

[queen phoenix]

PLA?

[dense arch]

Drive J-8 for free

[queen phoenix]

People Liberation Army?

[dense arch]

Ye

[queen phoenix]

wha

[dense arch]

Get access to the China tree instantly

[queen phoenix]

LOL okay

I support Kuomintang

so I would like to refuse mate

[dense arch]

Let’s not get political

[queen phoenix]

oh yeah

but gotta refuse man

[dense arch]

I support CCP

[gilded rain]

[queen phoenix]

I don't cuz they killed 20 M with hunger

[runic fern]

[queen phoenix]

worst history in the world

[gilded rain]

"Communism" moment

[queen phoenix]

never happened in history so..yeah

[gilded rain]

proof?

[dense arch]

The KMT flooded a shit ton of people to try to stop the Japanese invadsion and it had a massive casualty

[queen phoenix]

I meant never happened in chinese history my bad

[queen phoenix]

yeah yeah

that was the worst thing Kuomintang did done

[dense arch]

Let’s stop with the politics before we all get nuked by mods

[queen phoenix]

nah it's not politics it's history

[gilded rain]

Turns out no matter under who's rule you are you still lose

[queen phoenix]

if this is politics then we can't talk bout any history brah

But I think killed by flood is better than dying by hunger

cuz they die instantly

so no pain

[dense arch]

You drown slowly

[queen phoenix]

oh

yeah

yo right

[gilded rain]

I am pretty sure that if few millions metric tons of water hit you while traveling at large speeds you won't die because of drowning

[queen phoenix]

yeah bc of speed

[gilded rain]

the sheer force behind would be enough

[queen phoenix]

oh my bad you're chinese, by the way how can u use discord?

VPN?

and how did u donwload discord?

[gilded rain]

Aren't social credits a thing that was made up by the internet?

[dense arch]

I’m in America

[visual trench]

Lmao

[dense arch]

It’s funny

[queen phoenix]

you're in america but worrying bout social credit?

[dense arch]

ITS FUNNY

[visual trench]

Yeah they were made up by the internet

[queen phoenix]

oh yeah even chinese watching does chinese in foreign country

and threat their family in china

[visual trench]

Fico score is basically American social credit if you think about it

[dense arch]

Let’s go back to talking AL bruh

[queen phoenix]

got it why you're watching out ur self

yeah

[gilded rain]

It's my time to go before nimi wakes up

[queen phoenix]

I want nimi

I should check AL if I have nimi

no nimi no life

and where is nimi II

[uncut cedar]

No nimi no life indeed

[dense arch]

I have nimi

[queen phoenix]

I want adult ver of nimi

[queen phoenix]

fuck u

[dense arch]

Fuck you back

[queen phoenix]

you're making me jealous

A

[gilded rain]

How'd we go from dying of hunger to talking about anime girls

This community is truely amazing

[visual trench]

Yes

[queen phoenix]

goddamn I have super many paints

and I used 10K fuel

[uncut cedar]

Yeah it made me get out from lurking

[dense arch]

I spent 50k fuel already on food

[queen phoenix]

touching washington's booba and seeing her reaction...

[queen phoenix]

lel

[gilded rain]

[queen phoenix]

I did that when I don't play azur lane often

her reaction: ha? shinitaika?

is so fucking cool

[visual trench]

I am by no means addicted to Azur Lane

[gilded rain]

[queen phoenix]

you're not addicted to azur lane

[dense arch]

I gotta go back to the snails basement bye

[gilded rain]

have fun

[queen phoenix]

but you're addicted to shipgirls in azur lane

[runic fern]

That name and pfp say otherwise.

[queen phoenix]

and me too

[gilded rain]

[queen phoenix]

nah nah

I can understand him

we hate azur lane

[runic fern]

[queen phoenix]

but we like shipgirls

[dense arch]

Y’all remember the big ass snail event for wt

[queen phoenix]

exactly why we're playing azur lane

[uncut cedar]

Ships and shipgirls for me

[gilded rain]

I play for the plot

[queen phoenix]

yeah to complete the fucking wt event we need to spent like 100~200hrs

[uncut cedar]

[queen phoenix]

but azur lane is faqing kind

[uncut cedar]

18 gems for 25 iirc

Till skin

[queen phoenix]

it took me 120hrs to get Merkava Mk.3D

[uncut cedar]

The current event

[gilded rain]

since we're talking about al. What are the gem drops from the cny packs?

[dense arch]

Took me 100 to get to T4 from T3

[queen phoenix]

360gems

to get

that skin

[gilded rain]

in total?

[queen phoenix]

in total?

no

[uncut cedar]

Idk

[dense arch]

18-49 for me

[gilded rain]

nvm

[queen phoenix]

I want this too

[uncut cedar]

Mine's 18

[queen phoenix]

and this too

[gilded rain]

first is 48 iirc and after that it's 18

[queen phoenix]

and this too

[uncut cedar]

Agir gets the loodest skins and I love it

[visual trench]

I like this

[gilded rain]

but I don't think we'll get 24 packs with 18 gems each

[queen phoenix]

and this tooooooo

damn I need like 5000 gems to get everything I want

[gilded rain]

I am mostly disappointed by the skins

[queen phoenix]

why?bc no tits?

[gilded rain]

swei sisters got cool ones

[visual trench]

There is plenty of tits he is just not thinking hard enough

[dense arch]

We went from people dying to tits

[uncut cedar]

I mean isn't that normal for this server?

[dense arch]

Right

[queen phoenix]

yeah those skins are making horni, but no showing tits, which means it's exactly sexual harassment

[uncut cedar]

Meanwhile I just join leave join leave

And just lurk don't talk

[queen phoenix]

so we needs pixiv artist

[uncut cedar]

Since 2020

[dense arch]

Imma just do digital art and get paid

[queen phoenix]

those artist are goodies

[gilded rain]

quite the opposite

[uncut cedar]

Its amazing how I went from a normie to a full degen

Just by playing azur lane

[queen phoenix]

lol draw azur lane artwork then add R-18 then make membership to access R-18 lel

exactly how every artist make money

but I cheat it

by using gelbooru

or etc

[gilded rain]

also they downgraded the size of ruppie's 🍈 in the cny skin

[dense arch]

I go on suspicious website for my stashed

[uncut cedar]

[visual trench]

same

[queen phoenix]

and they censored bikini of hornet a bit

fuck them

[uncut cedar]

Fuck

[queen phoenix]

why no sex

[gilded rain]

hornet II?

[queen phoenix]

yeah

[gilded rain]

bruh

[queen phoenix]

[dense arch]

I have the Chen hai skin on my choppa

[queen phoenix]

Chen Hai skin?

[gilded rain]

wtf when did they remake so many skins to be l2d

[queen phoenix]

what is that let me see

[uncut cedar]

Is it just me or Hornet has larger chest in her SSR one than the SR one

[dense arch]

Let me get home

[queen phoenix]

ah hot

touch her booba and listen to her

[uncut cedar]

Oath skin L2D when?

[queen phoenix]

it makes me horni

and it will make u horni too

[visual trench]

Wait you are only level 51 how cute

[queen phoenix]

yeah I'm newbie

I got azur lane late 2022

[visual trench]

[queen phoenix]

praise newbie pls

newbie important

why? so azur lane can earn money from newbie

and newbie got many skins to buy

so newbie is important

and I need 100K to buy every skins

so newbie important

brah

what was that

[runic fern]

Lmao.

[uncut cedar]

Oh wait where's the millions of zippers meme

I need my glasses

[runic fern]

[uncut cedar]

Brb

[queen phoenix]

lol

[gilded rain]

i am back

what did I miss

[runic fern]

Welcome back Spoot.

[gilded rain]

[queen phoenix]

ignore it

u just only miss horni newbie talking bout azur lane

[runic fern]

[gilded rain]

[queen phoenix]

newbie's money is...

shit

[runic fern]

[gilded rain]

[uncut cedar]

Me and my 150k gold...

[queen phoenix]

what bad quality u mean

[gilded rain]

looks about right

[queen phoenix]

gimme 30K pls

let me get my last waifu

[uncut cedar]

If I could I would

[queen phoenix]

nah just send me dollars in my bank account

then problem solved

lel

kidding

[uncut cedar]

I have like $3 left on my bank account...

[gilded rain]

[queen phoenix]

I'm poor cuz I use my money in techacademy

[uncut cedar]

Am the very definition of broke

[queen phoenix]

and I dunno how to make money

[queen phoenix]

u rich

I only have 50cents in my account

[uncut cedar]

I'm broke coz I literally just spent it all on... Uhh... Nvm...

[queen phoenix]

I spent all by buying eroge,hentai games

and azur lane

[dense arch]

Bruh

[gilded rain]

bruh

[queen phoenix]

wha

[uncut cedar]

Like what?

[queen phoenix]

can't I be like shuwashuwa?

[uncut cedar]

Otome Domain?

[queen phoenix]

like this

[uncut cedar]

Tsuriotsu?

[uncut cedar]

What did you buy?

[queen phoenix]

actually I have 200games but I just get rid in my account

[uncut cedar]

I bought sugar style, marshmallows all the way home, tsuriotsu, otome domain and uhhh making lovers the new one

[uncut cedar]

Good tastes

[queen phoenix]

yeah

[gilded rain]

[queen phoenix]

but u know

I rid it

and the game was deleted

[uncut cedar]

Wut?

[queen phoenix]

due to rights

[dense arch]

I bet my WT Has more hours than both of yall hentais combined

[queen phoenix]

they sold it before

but they removed it bc of azur lane rights

[queen phoenix]

hmm..I see noobie

[uncut cedar]

This is literally ½ of my hours in CS:GO and ¼ of my hours in Dota 2

[dense arch]

I got 1K for wt

[gilded rain]

hell let loose

[dense arch]

half of it is in the client

[queen phoenix]

same with ya?

[queen phoenix]

yes

[dense arch]

[queen phoenix]

and this

[dense arch]

yet you still have no nuke

[uncut cedar]

1 hour more that's mine

[queen phoenix]

hoi hoi~

[queen phoenix]

yey

does someone play hoi?

[dense arch]

I do

[queen phoenix]

nc

how many hours

[dense arch]

Steam laggin

[gilded rain]

I played it before but it's not the kind of game I enjoy playing

[queen phoenix]

got every dlc?

[uncut cedar]

Meanwhile my mom cut off the wifi and I can't play

[dense arch]

Got waking the Tiger and something else

[queen phoenix]

then how can u use discord?

sus

https://tenor.com/view/sus-among-us-gif-24132003

[uncut cedar]

Data

[gilded rain]

mobile?

[uncut cedar]

Yes

[dense arch]

288

[queen phoenix]

oh ..sad

[uncut cedar]

Mobile

[queen phoenix]

cute

[queen phoenix]

go internet cafe and play azur lane bro

[uncut cedar]

Am from SEA so internet from data is shiet

I have Azur Lane in my phone

[queen phoenix]

SEA?

[dense arch]

Homie has no nuke and calls me noobie

[queen phoenix]

FUCK

[uncut cedar]

South East Asia the holt land of toxic fucks

[queen phoenix]

I know

don't tell me u're from philippines

[dense arch]

shit boutta boom

[queen phoenix]

boom boom boom

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[uncut cedar]

Well uhhh...

[gilded rain]

Y'all need a bonk before you do some dumb shit

[queen phoenix]

it's ok

[dense arch]

We boutta do some dumb shit

[queen phoenix]

those people who play azur lane ain't normal anymore

[dense arch]

And WT gang

[queen phoenix]

don't worry I'm included

[uncut cedar]

Here my games and idk why its not on dark mode...

[queen phoenix]

I don't have mobile games in my phone

[uncut cedar]

You can see why am broke

[queen phoenix]

why?

only 24gb

💀

[uncut cedar]

24gb is smol

[queen phoenix]

but my father will gonna buy new phone today

me exciting

I wish he buy me galaxy fold 4

[uncut cedar]

I can just play honkai genshin and AL in one phone

[gilded rain]

[dense arch]

GODDAMN IT WT LAUNCH

I GOTTA GET ANOTHER NUKE

[uncut cedar]

I love how my external drive is 1tb and full and the onky thing inside are eroges

[queen phoenix]

ye wt eats 100gb

[queen phoenix]

wha

[queen phoenix]

wait I see japanese

u japanese?

[uncut cedar]

No

[dense arch]

Hes korean

[uncut cedar]

I am learning it tho

I already gave you a hint where I am

[queen phoenix]

korea "still" have good wifi though

[queen phoenix]

SEA

means

[uncut cedar]

Go on

[dense arch]

malay

[uncut cedar]

Your first guess was correct tho

[queen phoenix]

indonesia, malaysia, singapore, vietnam, philippines

[queen phoenix]

shit

malay?

not common

[dense arch]

I SAID MALAY

[uncut cedar]

Go back read

[queen phoenix]

me?

[uncut cedar]

What you said and I replied "uhhh..."

Yeah

[queen phoenix]

ah ye

u pinoy

fuck my life

I always see pinoy in internet

[uncut cedar]

Am half malay tho

[dense arch]

phillie cheese cake tastes good

[uncut cedar]

Coz grandpa is malay

[queen phoenix]

before I always see speaking tree in fb

[dapper plank]

Im pinoy

[queen phoenix]

now it's pinoy

[gilded rain]

senpoi

[dapper plank]

[uncut cedar]

Yeah grandpa is malay but idk why he came here to PH

[dapper plank]

Im bored

[dense arch]

Thats 25% malay if one parant isnt full malay

[queen phoenix]

nah don't misunderstand I'm not being racist against pinoy

[dapper plank]

And hungry

[queen phoenix]

hungry?

why

[gilded rain]

play al and eat something

[uncut cedar]

Oh okay am 25% malay then

[gilded rain]

[uncut cedar]

And 25% spanish

[dense arch]

He's gonna eat us all

[runic fern]

Me who's Mexican American.

[dapper plank]

[uncut cedar]

And 50% filipino

[runic fern]

Senpoi!

[queen phoenix]

gringo domingo?

[dapper plank]

Its mac and cheese for lunch

[dapper plank]

[gilded rain]

[dapper plank]

[queen phoenix]

lol then I'm 25% chinese, 25% japanese 25% mongolian 25% korean lel

[uncut cedar]

Yo mongolian

[runic fern]

Gringo no soy. Domingo no es.

[queen phoenix]

no

[dapper plank]

Ive been hungry since morning

[dense arch]

mf 100% asian

[runic fern]

[queen phoenix]

being northern east asian but not japanese means

[gilded rain]

100% disappointment

[queen phoenix]

they're all same

actually

[dense arch]

Im sure im 100% chinese

I hope

[queen phoenix]

korean from chinese japanese from korea and chinese

so all same lel

[dense arch]

Funny early Hooman went from China to Korea and then Japon

[queen phoenix]

but fucking after korea started history

fucking chinese though gojoseon is part of china

[dense arch]

oh boy

here shit goes

[queen phoenix]

bc they start country at manchuria

yes history time

making problem

I should quit

[dense arch]

Korea got their ass whooped by the Ming and Qing dynasties

[queen phoenix]

this is racism

[queen phoenix]

Qing from manchuria

[uncut cedar]

Wazzat? A dynasty?

[dense arch]

The Chinese started at the Yellow river

[queen phoenix]

before manchurin was part of gojoseon, goguryeo

so u guys fucked by us

stfu

[gilded rain]

Good night fellas please try to keep lexgen a "normal" place

[dense arch]

Machuria was never

[queen phoenix]

stfu sun tzu said qing is not china

[uncut cedar]

Normal place is too much of a demand

[dense arch]

Qing counts

[queen phoenix]

no stfu

[dense arch]

AS LONG AS ITS A DYNASTY IT COUNTS

no u

[runic fern]

Goodnight Spoot.

[winged root]

It's about to be quiet time in lexington

[dense arch]

yes funny red man

[queen phoenix]

got it sir

[uncut cedar]

Yeah and its about time I have to go and cook breakfast

[dense arch]

About time i go get another nuke

[gilded rain]

Avoided a nimi ping

[winged root]

and reposting said warnable content is just going to earn you another warn

[dense arch]

yes funni red man

[queen phoenix]

I got other loved from mini

[runic fern]

Lmao.

[gilded rain]

years of training were worth it

anyways

good night

[dense arch]

good night spoot

[runic fern]

Night Spoot.

[winged root]

dw spoot, I've got you in my sights too

[gilded rain]

[dense arch]

Also may your dreams be filled with Cursed T-34s

[queen phoenix]

me happy to get love from nimi

[runic fern]

[uncut cedar]

Night night

[winged root]

sleep tight, don't let the laser sights bite

[queen phoenix]

but not gonna get many loves

[gilded rain]

[queen phoenix]

or else I'll be get killed

[runic fern]

Run Spoot, run!

[queen phoenix]

by nimi lel

[gilded rain]

I didn't say anything worth a ban mr red man

at least I think so

[winged root]

I wouldn't be so sure

[runic fern]

[queen phoenix]

yeah he didn't done anything

[dense arch]

[gilded rain]

[queen phoenix]

he just replied my messages

his not guilty

me guilty

[gilded rain]

Well I will find out in the morning if nimi still hates me

[winged root]

just tone down the horny and zany politics and we can all have a good time

[dense arch]

damnit why update take so long

[uncut cedar]

Dayum rice finally... After eating sandwiches for a week coz am broke I can finally eat rice

[dense arch]

homie dont got 5 bags of rice at home

[uncut cedar]

Of course I used em all on eroge

[queen phoenix]

what is politics I just talked bout history and having conversation with chinese man

[runic fern]

[dense arch]

This man's failed History

[queen phoenix]

just asking bout opinion of chinese

[queen phoenix]

what I failed?

[north sage]

I came here for shipgirl waifus not whatever is going on here

[uncut cedar]

Milf lover ey?

[runic fern]

Umu.

[dense arch]

^

[runic fern]

[uncut cedar]

Good tastes

[dense arch]

That mf died before Qing was even an idea

[queen phoenix]

brah mocking sun tzu means mocking mao's policy

[runic fern]

Aye.

[queen phoenix]

anyway me go watch aNime

[dense arch]

Sun tzu Dropped dead in 498 BC

[queen phoenix]

azur lane season 2 when?

[dense arch]

Qing dynasty was formed in 1600s

[queen phoenix]

ah shit

got wrong guy

forgot his man

sun yatsen

Sunwen and Sun tzu

there name confusing me for like billion times

[uncut cedar]

How about the one with the H?

[queen phoenix]

I watched everything except before 2010 made

[dense arch]

That mf dont count

[uncut cedar]

Good lord

[queen phoenix]

mf?

u call him mf?

[dense arch]

yes

[north sage]

what about Shaoren?

[queen phoenix]

why not count

[dense arch]

??

[queen phoenix]

and you're gonna no count that mao followed what sunwen wanted to done?

anyway

have nc day bro

me go watch aNime

[uncut cedar]

With an H?

[queen phoenix]

no

[dense arch]

bro getting warned again

[queen phoenix]

I go watch 本好きの下剋上 司書になるためには手段を選んでいられません

[uncut cedar]

Also how you guys have time to watch anime

[winged root]

[queen phoenix]

oh shit

is that count too?

[north sage]

[queen phoenix]

holy moly

[dense arch]

All hail Funny red man

[winged root]

what the fuck did I just say about knocking off the politics

[queen phoenix]

okey

[uncut cedar]

S2?

[queen phoenix]

ya

[dense arch]

Funny chinese man wins again

[queen phoenix]

lol

[uncut cedar]

Good taste man that one is really good

[queen phoenix]

yeah

[north sage]

[queen phoenix]

gotta respect this server

lel

[uncut cedar]

Anyways its already time

[winged root]

now peace better reign while I walk my dog or else

[north sage]

well time to go back to my server then since it doesn't tend to piss off the mods mostly

[dense arch]

yes funny red man

[uncut cedar]

Ame is out ✌️

[north sage]

[dense arch]

gotta go back to Funny snails basement to make memes

Gotta write another Poem for Big snail

[vale verge]

Bloof

POI

Let me in ur gild

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-let-me-wahh-wild-go-gif-13490041

[dense arch]

The Snail Has rewarded me For slaughtering The Enemy Team and Bringing Suffering to all

AND I STILL ONLY GOT 2K RP

[vale verge]

only 12 kills

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The snail has spoken and Given you Bad luck for 50 matches

[vale verge]

That's just my normal WT experience

tf you talkin bout

[verbal talon]

Have fun walking your dog! It won’t.

[winged root]

I’m actually having a blast ty

[verbal talon]

Outstanding

Give your dog some pets

[winged root]

my dog gets more bitches than I do

[verbal talon]

Same

[runic fern]

It do be like that tho.

[dense arch]

My dog got more bitches than I did so i ate it

[dense arch]

I have been blessed by the snail

[winged root]

[vale verge]

babble pass

[verbal talon]

Silent go back to walking your dog

We’re trying to meme here

[dense arch]

Or else imma eat it too

Im hungry

[winged root]

racist memes will get you smacked too

[dense arch]

They do taste good

[winged root]

as will trolling

[dense arch]

sorry

[verbal talon]

Silent

You’re a noodle

[runic fern]

Yare yare.

[north sage]

I guess we're going to see how fast will Silent ban someone here?

[runic fern]

Probably.

[dense arch]

Bruh

[vale verge]

IL-2 Sturmovik

Bomb ur mom

[runic fern]

[dense arch]

V-11 striker

not the IL2

most IL2s dont have gunners

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Half of em dont

[vale verge]

2 of 5

40% dont

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3 of 5

[vale verge]

Daily Random Secretaries

[vale verge]

Theres only 2 of the 5 in the russian tree that dont have tail gunners. the 37, and the Late war IL-2's have tail gunners

[dense arch]

NVM

[vale verge]

the 41 and 42 models dont

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i though you were talking about the ones that have

[vale verge]

[dense arch]

But yea

[vale verge]

[dense arch]

[vale verge]

Where Senpoi

[dense arch]

class

[runic fern]

Senpoi busy.

[dense arch]

@proud cape I have proven My worth To the Snail once again

FUCK

I CONVERTED ALL MY COMBAT DATA

[runic fern]

[dense arch]

FML

I COULDA FINISH ANOTHER PR

[runic fern]

Rip.

[dense arch]

grinding 8-4

[vale verge]

SENPOI

Add me to gild

plz

I so lonely

[dapper plank]

O

Oki

Perfect timing

Cus i was gonna login to AL

And also download files…

[vale verge]

[pulsar meadow]

[vale verge]

[dense arch]

I gotta Pratice CAS with a Il2

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The sound track fire tho

[dapper plank]

@vale verge avceted

Accepted

Speling

[runic fern]

It's okay Senpoi.

[dapper plank]

[winged root]

too many weirdos in lexgen as of late

[runic fern]

That's true.

[leaden arrow]

True. And I'm from Sandy

[runic fern]

I'm from Amagi.

[leaden arrow]

Noice

[runic fern]

Umu.

[runic fern]

And yet all I see is Eßex being posted there.

[north sage]

And I'm from Drunk... er I mean Avrora

[runic fern]

[leaden arrow]

Well join the Essex Cult

I'm for renaming Sandy to Essex

[runic fern]

[north sage]

To think the Sandy Server became the Essex Cult

[runic fern]

Every server has Eßex in it.

[dense arch]

Senpoi bless me with your wisdom on how to do CAS with rockets

[dapper plank]

Uh

[dapper plank]

Yeah bc of this channel change

Its cringe

[winged root]

except they weren't in al-gen either

so it probably had nothing to do w/ the change, and more to do w/ lex

[dapper plank]

Non lexers are weird

[dense arch]

Perfer the IL2

[dapper plank]

I finally said it

[dapper plank]

I never played russia so

I got no wisdom

[dense arch]

How about American one

as long as its with rockets

[dapper plank]

Uhh

[runic fern]

[dapper plank]

I have experience with the big rocket ones

[dense arch]

how big

[dapper plank]

Like the tiny tim

[leaden arrow]

Murmansk

[dapper plank]

Whatever its called

The one thats on the F6F

[leaden arrow]

You are right. They are Tiny Tims

[dapper plank]

[dense arch]

damn those are big

[dapper plank]

Lexington is blessed with Bloof

[dense arch]

Bloof cant Blow up enemy tanks

[dapper plank]

Oh i can

[dense arch]

Prove it

With Soviet Rockets

[dapper plank]

Wait

@split jackal chan

Daily yami hugs and pats

[dense arch]

I still cant escape the PE8

[proud cape]

no one can

[dense arch]

Took down Ho229

[proud cape]

uhh yeah

ho-229 is trash

[dense arch]

and Fw-190 G8

[dense arch]

also

[proud cape]

wow

i always place like 10th or around there in air

but in coastal

usually top 3

[dense arch]

You still cant escape my La5 bombs

[proud cape]

la-5 gets bombs?

[dense arch]

2

[vale verge]

Eßex

[proud cape]

poor churchill players

[dense arch]

the snail has not been please with my sacrifices

[proud cape]

their tank goes like 3km/h backwards

[dense arch]

IT WANTS MORE

My 85 can go 15

[vale verge]

Panther players be like

[dense arch]

Panther mfs are blind

[dapper plank]

[dense arch]

unless when you're doing a wager

[vale verge]

Tho tbf Panthers can suck my left nut

they're playing a minimum 6.3 tank at 5.7

[dense arch]

Then procedes to cry when I one shot em with a IS6

[vale verge]

Absolute 2Head players

[dense arch]

The Panthers When they see my Pe8

[vale verge]

Yes the tank with 200mm AP pen and 80mm of angled hull armor is equal to a tank with 130mm of AP pen and 56mm of not as heavily angled hull armor

[proud cape]

the tiger players are the dum ones in arcade, the panther players seem to use their brain (only a little tho)

[vale verge]

Essexcellent

[proud cape]

why did you feel the need to type that?

[vale verge]

The Tiger I is at least ballanced at 5.3/5.7

[vale verge]

[dense arch]

The part in the left is made of glass

[proud cape]

yeah the tiger isn't even really hard to beat there either

[dense arch]

or something

Bruh

[vale verge]

A 76mm can frontally penetrate a tiger at least without weakspot sniping

[dense arch]

Bullshit

Blocks my mf 85s like nothign

[vale verge]

cant say the same about the Panther

[proud cape]

and a 57mm can kill the weak spot

[proud cape]

are you aiming right of the drivers port?

[vale verge]

Tiger II petition to rename to Panther II

[proud cape]

but it still has tiger gun and suspesion

so that is why

[dense arch]

Bruh

[vale verge]

Panther had the interleaved Road Wheels didnt it?

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-skill-issue-anime-cool-shades-gif-24142982

[dense arch]

More suffering

[proud cape]

not left, right

[dense arch]

American mains when they remember they have guns

[dense arch]

From the Tigers POV its the left

[proud cape]

yeah ig

[vale verge]

Commander Hatch snoiping like WoT

[dense arch]

May the Bias protec

[vale verge]

No

Yeet yourself

[dense arch]

why you cursed me

[vale verge]

Issue of S K I L L Z

[dense arch]

just need a few more monies

[vale verge]

Play your J7 and get 5 kills

[dense arch]

R E T U R N E D I T

I want the new pack

the tanks

[vale verge]

Unbased

[dapper plank]

Fuck

Dropped my phone

[dense arch]

The Bias Protected me from Two missiles

[runic fern]

Did the screen crack?

[proud cape]

bloof spotted

[dapper plank]

Nope

My phone is a XR

All good

[runic fern]

Ah that's good.

[dapper plank]

[dense arch]

Big snail is very Pleased with my Offerings

I shall send him more Mig-21s and 23s

[dapper plank]

I also hurt my hand in the process

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I have the J7-5

[runic fern]

Uff.

[dense arch]

Behold:The J-2

[proud cape]

it look

kinda like MiG

tbh

[dense arch]

Its a Mig 15

Early chinese FIghters were all migs

[grim geode]

match loss

but I won

[proud cape]

[grim geode]

kills and a lot of damage

[vale verge]

we been spendin most our lives livin in a Shikikan's paradise

[grim geode]

noice noice

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Look at the Cubes I've got None

[proud cape]

yeah me neither

this is no paradise

[dense arch]

Gotta do more offering to the snail for more boosters

[grim geode]

laughs at only 300+ coobs

[dense arch]

I wasted all mine

[vale verge]

My Cyoob stash isn't that much either

but I still have plenty of women in my port

and on my dock

how to win ground strike

you strike the ground

with your bombs and bullets

don't be like the MOXIE idiots who just spawn camped for half the game

and still didn't get the most kills

[dense arch]

its in the name

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Damn

Show me best tree senpoi

[dapper plank]

best tree?

my best tree?

[dense arch]

yes

your best tt

[dapper plank]

doing 8.7

[vale verge]

I've gotten to 7.0 in the US tree

[dense arch]

Not as Big as yours

[vale verge]

T95 go brrrr

[dapper plank]

wtf is this quality

[dense arch]

idk

let me fix steam

[dapper plank]

STEAM?!?

[vale verge]

[dapper plank]

no wonder why

[vale verge]

I play through steam but I still use direct screenies

[dapper plank]

country roads

[dense arch]

😭

Turns out steam fucking compresses my shit

[dapper plank]

thats why i use sharex

[vale verge]

only chads use Snipping tool

[proud cape]

ayyy

hurricane player based

[dense arch]

Laughs in LA-5

[vale verge]

I need the planes with quad 20's because two .30's are sadge

cries in early 109

[dense arch]

wai

109 got mf 30mm

[vale verge]

60 rounds in 2 20mm cannons

Early

109

not the F and G's

[dense arch]

360 rounds in 2 20mm

[vale verge]

EARLY

[dapper plank]

109k-4 has 30mm

[dense arch]

ALL la fighters

[vale verge]

I'm running the 109's with the 20mm

more ammo

easier to aim

[dapper plank]

even G-6/10/14's

[vale verge]

still mega deathing

[proud cape]

i only have the 109 F-4 Tropical

[dapper plank]

eh whatever ima play my phantom

[dense arch]

Buggs me when i see a trop var in a non desert map

Quality still ass

If you press into it gets better

[vale verge]

why is Airfield dom a game mode

it's such crap

[dense arch]

ikr

Dumbass teammates wont cap points

[dapper plank]

if you play realistic you dont get dumbass gamemodes

[vale verge]

you do tho

operations are dumb

because lol dogfight lmao

[dapper plank]

operations are so rare

[vale verge]

1 plane lmao

[dense arch]

comes up everytime you activate a booster

[dapper plank]

not for me

[proud cape]

yeah that is why i hate rb

[dapper plank]

its not the right operation

[vale verge]

give me RB EC and I'll play that

[dapper plank]

oh shit

[vale verge]

I would just like to have fun instead of being like "I play RB and get like 2 kills per game, I'm so much better than Arcade Scrubs"

please yank your dick harder

[dense arch]

To be fair I get 10k each kill in RB

does not mean I dont like arcade shit shows

Same map senpoi

[vale verge]

I just snort the coke and go off on arcade teams that don't know that you don't turn fight with Zeroes

[dense arch]

Zero is the most damn nimble fighter

[vale verge]

incorrect

[vale verge]

KI-43

[dense arch]

The Zeros are ONE of the most nimble

[vale verge]

the fucker spins and turns faster than Bi-Planes

[dense arch]

Are you fucking kidding me

[dapper plank]

[vale verge]

germans only play Russian planes don't @ me

[dense arch]

FUCKKKKKKKKKK

MY FUCKING FLAPS

I FORGOT FLAP BREKA WAS A THING

FUCKKKK

[dapper plank]

ah yes

[dense arch]

Useless french line

SHIT

[vale verge]

you got the big map version

nice

one of the best things Gaijin did is drop the size of the massive field maps like Maginot and Fulda

[dense arch]

It feels like a10s are extinct

[vale verge]

AIM-9L's be like

[dense arch]

still extinct

[dapper plank]

DAMN

[dense arch]

HAHA

PAPI SNAIL PROTECS ME

I RAMMED A A4

[fluid raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/wholesome-nom-nom-nom-nom-anime-scared-gif-16372716

Nom that tank senpoi

[dense arch]

Im gonna Hunt Senpoi down Tmr

[dapper plank]

how about we 1v1

even tho i dont have lineups for planes

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/1v1me-fight-me-duel-duel-me-come-at-me-bro-gif-19835961

ew Digibyte Watermark

[runic fern]

[dense arch]

Sure

[dapper plank]

if its tanks

[dense arch]

Def you win

[vale verge]

Senpoi gets Thermals

[dense arch]

Unless the snail has decided I can pen you

[vale verge]

[dapper plank]

thermals, armor, and firepower

[dense arch]

Let me pull out my su152

[vale verge]

M22 be like

[dapper plank]

and my game died

[dense arch]

Rip

[vale verge]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-pet-tank-pet-gif-22540411

[dapper plank]

ig im playing mc