#avrora-general
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Sounds like someone lost a kidney

let me see inside
Uh ive eaten my share, the ones in the box are going to be given to my parents' guests
lewd
Inside is just homemade pineapple jam
this is so sad
I also knocked out last night
my pet died yesterday ive just been a whole thing of emotions
my eyes were burning like crazy so I just 
I remember falling on cactus when I was a kid 
saem but not saem
my aunt is visiting and brought kittens to help
definitely one of the distractions of all time
but its too hot atm, i need a new blanket
i like neutral colors
I only sleep with this one because its heated
it gives me the feeling that i dont have to be fashionable with colors
xiao lin fashionable
getting pull resources is hard
its very compelling to whale
dat naem tho
so sad today mang
I'm still level 112 
dw shiro, you're doing good

And I'm sick today too 
uglier choukai and uglier qbz
im 63
some problems are so minimal huh 
yeah, pretty good animation
yess letter openers are the best
people still open letters? 
do you receive any mail
nah luna lives life on the lam
i just get lots of spam
only for my doctors appointments
all my bills are on autopay 
impromptu doctor visits/medical procedures? eh who needs 'em
hospitals are greedy enough as it is 
saem

varying credit card bills? autopay my shit right up fam 
I mean my parents bills are on autopay but they always send us the documents with more information, basically the receipt
also not everything can be autopayed either
my apartment rent worked on bank check basis and had to be turned in by letter
am not boomer enuff to hav written any check
technically I did some practice shit in school
i dont even have a checkbook 
swipe only

dat 🍑
the sweet ones just come to rando naturally
must be nice being able to sample all those peaches

ur my healthy snacc

ur super tasty
no u
fruits are kind of a pain to eat since the juice gets everywhere 


ya that's what i always do 
cut my life into pieces
luna playing a new gaem
ur the best
no u
watermelon's my favorite fruit but i can't eat a whole one by myself 

no one likes them smaller
i like small melons
it doesnt fill you up as much
ya even small ones are a handful
inaba's last gf is confirmed smol
unfortunately not
only for certain types of big
better to be picky and alone than be in a relationship you're not interested in

saem
some people will never find happiness because they're too picky
95% good, 5% bad
pass
and then they wonder why they're still single
i'm not nearly as picky as my friends 
not saying you are. it's just the other side of the coin
i'm just really bad at texting
maybe i'd be better at communication if my parents didn't shelter me so much
say no to roricon 🚫
wasn't allowed to get a phone until last year of high school

It's okay Luna
inaba living dat strict asian upbringing

its okay
no friends. piano first.
it's always better to learn to communicate late than never
i got my first phone as a middle school graduation present
I wasnt allowed to visit friends too much as a kid
and my mom would read all my texts
but i called/msg'd no one

i think i got mine at 16
but phones weren't as important as they are now
not sure we settled on an age for our kid's phone yet
10? 12?
then 24
that's a pretty reasonable age, just gotta make sure he's only texting trusted people
Id be scared giving my child a phone, all these creeps online
yeah
luna expecting a daughter
i think i am allowed to install tracking stuff, as long as he consents
so i can at least keep tabs on things
rando getting married and having kids soon confirmed
what if the chips sense rapid movement
am jelly
damn im jelly
what if they rot and they poison you?
i want to get married too
saem
same
why do you have to hurt us like this 
find hobby and share that
wow we're not people to fray 
i just say random shit to give you guys options to respond
thanks, bot
am bot, u hot
get out, thot
ok, i rot
ok, not
oh my, am i sought?
I wanna go to a beach with cute girls
raiden hot

i wish i learned the importance of sunscreen at an earlier age
Damn luna stealing all the girls
and that would be weird
I wish
wat?

wat
there's this weird metal thing that looks like it could scoop a person 's eye out
for the lids or something

i don't know. women stuff

i'd rather girls do my eyebrows
not even google knows what i mean
Eyelash curler
i dun think i would even need/want makeup
yeah, that
inaba already cute
how2morefemainine

that escalated quickly
i want that super cute le terrible skin but i dont want the ring things 

it's super cute
No u

Degen
it takes one to know one
Yeah?
yeah~?
Yeaaaaaah?~
this is the primary excuse used by those caught red-handed

lood
My ac no longer blows cold air after getting it cleaned today 

i guess its a vacuum now

No it blows


sounds like a sucky job

i realize why my friend let me live in his house
wants me to protect the house, so he can spend more time with his family without worrying
was gonna go eat at a specialty ramen place but ig for another time
i got a weighted blanket
but idk if i like it
i only got it because i liked the texture of the blanket, not for the weighted part
I just use multiple blankets.
i use multiple with the weighted blanket 
Put the fluffy one at the bottom and a stiff one on top.
To make it push down the fluff.
Something like that. I'm tired.
I tried three once, but it made it hard to breathe.
Bring back winter. Summer is cool and all, but it's hot and people are noisy.
I vote for Winter 2.
too bad we wont even have winter 1 soon with how things are going

And then the bugs stop dying. And they get bigger. Aaahhh.
I don't want to fight tropical monstrosities.
In 3022, ant steps on you.
massive bugs were able to exist in the past because of higher oxygen concentration in air
we're putting so much carbon dioxide in the air though
Humans be like "We've known about this problem for a hundred years, and we decided to do absolutely nothing about it."
But when you tear down their buildings, that's when they get mad.
The year is 4022. You wake up in what seems to be the remains of a building. You're hungry, but your stash of bugs is running low. You go to the local shaman. For a small offering, he reads your fortune from the pattern of skin cancer on your back. He warns you of an impending disaster. You move and begin digging in search of water. There is none. After what feels like an eternity, you uncover an artifact. A dakimakura. An ancient tool used to ward of evil spirits during the olden days, back when the Earth was filled with life, not radiation. It shows a shit-tier waifu. Worthless. Filled with dread. You keep digging.

a shit-tier waifu to keep you unmotivated.........idk man

Winter sucks
Not as bad as eternal summer
Where it's hot for most of the year, and then there is the occasional freak cold snap that drops down to the low 60°F

Yeah that's annoying too but the previous winter was disgusting
It was so slippery walking to places was dangerous

how2feelwarm


Sad hours
i got fat after ny 
gotta diet, no gym
More like I need to be cold to actually get a good night's sleep

oh yea
it probably comes after rudders and stuff though
it's only like what
12 hit
and 6fp
can easily be made up with good module rolls
all the UR bbs are cute
u cutest though
no u
azuma pretty hot




how 2 happi?
Same
same
just got her today
am so late
Is fine, every character in this game will either get a rerun banner or simply be put in perma pool
Except the GG collab in KR
gg
Guilty gear or something
Lol
Need to attend my nephew's birthday party in an hour
Guess at least i get to eat some good food
eat the foodie like groceries
damn i spent the night out for my beat friend’s bday, met his gf and some of her friends. Shes over here telling me i should try using dating apps and stuff
Im a giga introvert, i dont wanna go out and meet people smh
i mean ye, i still like to stay home and just game and stuff
im over the whole bar and party scene
I had one beer and i was flush red cus i forgot to take the stupid anti acid
idc about bars and parties but they just give more opportunities rather than staying at home
She did, they were cool just not really me
They dont play games or anything like that
So obvs i didnt say i do that stuff xd
my friend also attempted to send some my direction too
but yeah, they not into the same things either
i wasnt stalking or anything tho
the girl he wanted to introduce me appeared in my recommend friends list on fb one day tho
This did make me want to start dating again
but maybe cus im a bit under the influence
poo poo pee pee
no u aran
i always make the first move
luna male confirmed

Dam avrogen turnin into dating channel 
Idk the concept of dating is unfamiliar to me 😔
find a boyfriend

just be a lonely old man like me

imma bout to rage sleep

for not being able to live up to my dreams
its okay fray
so i will go to them and live there
youll live up to your dreams eventually

damn i want a weighted blanket
i felt almost too tired to function any further
because i tuck my blankets under my matress
so my lazy ass doesnt have to make my bed in the morning
go sleep
sleep forever
same
damn, woke up too early
ah, yes. the soothing sounds of children screeching over having their items stolen in minecraft. perfect sunday.
Mine is 25 pounds 
cant really sleep with weighted blanket
i need to crack and stretch out my spine and my hip joints throughout the night
no u
U let others do the moving?
aran experienced

am slepy
fray daki 
ew, dats ugli
F

u super cutest tho
No u
i ugli
No you're not
send pix
why do you want to be less hot 
why do you want to get less girls
but you get all the girls
am jelly
I can't open the app because anxiety

saem





i'd rather have u
Luna so smooth

ascendance of a bookworm still mega good and underrated luna
Jankos stream good



About damn time

shame its P3P and not P3 FES
the power of sleepiness knocked me out for a while
but the weight of the weighted blanket still feels uncomfortable
it feels heavier than all the guilt ive accumulated in life
must be nice having such a guilt free life
i think its as close as it gets to it though right? has female mc etc
Mass destruction
Ooh yeah, baby baby


P3P is super watered-down. It replaces non-dungeon 3D environments with 2D maps. At least that's what I remember. You definitely want FES.
I find it jarring that they would even bother with the portable version.
well psp is super big in japan
and being portable really helps a lot
like phones nowadays
the only thing that portable has over ps2 is female protag and controllable party members
i still prefer the ps2 because the game is more detailed and immersive with the 3d environments and dungeons
"well we prefer a complete product instead of being bloated by mtx"
diablo immortal? more like diablo immoral
diablo imouto
im cute pls give money
I can hear Sodafunk's outro
money on my mother fking mind
cut five haircuts at the same time
white gold pants jet ski made of yuan
foie gras bust of albert einstein
get money
Is that what it is?
i wanna make mad cash
I always misheard lines 3 and 4
As:
White gold pants, jet ski made o' wine
Before I grew a bust of Albert Einstein
whats with room 4


hello supreme overlord Luna


Mommy luna 
she's hot af
no u
^
^
^
hitagi big weeb

Accidentally got out of the bus at a wrong stop, had to walk for a few miles to get back home but ended up stumbling upon an old area used for 1952 Olympics, looked pretty cool 
hita hides from us too well, can't rob him 
inaba has ptsd of getting ghosted

I would probably never ghost Inaba
AX 2023


Its okay, rando is just a tsundere
I got covied 

maybe i should get covid
No
oof speedy recovery shiro


Put what 


yeah looks like speed launches
and perfectly offset nagato shelling
idk if she's solo enough to kill fireballs, if she is then I guess it makes sense?

yeah the balls probably deflect her barrage too much mayhaps
That drink

inaba has covid
understandable

yeah I'm really not feeling that
if triple bb comp can hit 75 I'm just gonna sleep with that

ya i'm vaccinated so it was super minor
Good 
was gone in a day mostly
wish i wasnt vaccinated
Slap Fray
Tell us about your feelings

whats in w13
she's hot af

everyone dead on monday
or you just spend too much time on discord 
I feel like I brought this up before, and every time it just gets more true 
vanilla and petty
Does anyone know how I join the Iron Blood?

added it for you, pretty sure command would've been /role Iron Blood in #bot-spam for future reference btw

no time for discord. too busy playing games.


Aran x Luna


Desu waaa

Find a cute girl
queue mission impossible theme
No u
how 2 find cute girl?
smooth 

Super easy to someone as cute as you



Sometimes i wish i could live a carefree life
i always wish i could live a carefree life 




savage

thoughts and prayers for arsene
raiden hot af
must be nice being hot
ur so good
cold is nice
Cold is cold
Sure

I'm sorry, but the past year has left me with an intense desire to never live in Texas ever.
i like texas, it has asian people without the easily offended people

Gg
damn, guy literally plays all the time
well if it's legit that dude needs sleep
i need sleep
I'm less impressed and more wondering when he's going to wind up on the news for going batshit

Imagine being a gamer

Plays with the hearts of cute anime girls
do anime girls have hearts?

i want ur heart
Lewd
nah

Num

lewd desu wa


lunasa being lewd again -.-
how much do you guys think does it cost to make a good L2D skin?

lmao burn
well there are some i like
there's a lot of super cute l2d skins
but i dont like how some ships have 10 skins while others have 0
true true
I wish lil Luna taught me how to draw
nawww
i wish i were good enough to teach people
but you are tho -.-

do you guys think that the azurlane devs care about a petition for a certain skin

idk 
huh?
only half of her tho
Damn wish i was going ax
shouldn't you be like making the purple shit tho
otherwise you're just wasting time upgrading it


so make blue and upgrade to purple?
hitagi trying to catch the rona 
I already had it
getting it again
I dont watch lameball
Damn
you mean slightly more aggressive softball?
Ny sounds scary

My throat is better now but I can't taste anything 
I can still taste it but the taste is fading or I don't know how to describe it 






idk what to draw 
draw Aran like one of your french girls
rando is too lood for me
i wanna draw cute things 
ur cute
draw helena 
ez
Using CV against repulse gonna require you to sacrifice lots of dps for faster launch
Pretty sure the usual vg like kaza and helena are going to die mid fight on lv 15
that bb fleet doesn't use helena? 



Dam havent seen rei in ages
rei busy
cal being an impromptu dad for rei
jervis has nice boobs
fray pls
and she looks nice
u sound fake







































the mets right now

