avrora-general

[flat palm]

Oh rite

[verbal obsidian]

[flat palm]

Its ez to finish drake fate sim since I get guaranteed drake comms

Cus of the new system

[solar fjord]

[verbal obsidian]

[warm bluff]

[magic moon]

watching one AL stream, tuned into a dj vtuber, she's got an Akashi costume on at random

life is weird, but good

[warm bluff]

sounds cute

[warm bluff]

super cute!

who's that?

[magic moon]

ShimoHisae

[loud knoll]

A blue hair akashi

[warm bluff]

[magic moon]

now it's some kind of rubber duck remix

[verbal obsidian]

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/282570381_10159703838499340_4005142301316465187_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=9267fe&_nc_ohc=OhnyHZ2TdjwAX9rcf9h&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=00_AT-ftzJaf6cbdFJE50d7ePqL09bPN-ZztV_5unVtxS5q3w&oe=628D0C88

wow this is dope

[wet torrent]

Crunchyroll ads ? Pog

[green epoch]

Omg that's amazing

TOMBOYS

[warm bluff]

tomboys super cute

[wet torrent]

ur super cute

[warm bluff]

i wish i could date a tomboy

unfortunately i dont have any right to be picky

[high fable]

poor luna

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

[solar fjord]

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oh en tweeted

[icy plume]

Ohisashiburi waifu

[spring cedar]

expressions good

[wet torrent]

ur expressions good

[brittle wind]

Anyone want sum

Bred

[green epoch]

thin bred?

[brittle wind]

Lonk and thin

[solar fjord]

[stuck copper]

noice

[brittle wind]

[crystal sphinx]

long fingers

now I want that bread

send over

[brittle wind]

come over smh

[crystal sphinx]

too soon

[somber halo]

botes leeked yet?

[brittle wind]

u leek

[hazy elk]

🐌

[solar fjord]

[hazy elk]

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

Luna why do you keep avoiding my rolls

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

This you

And im trying to get you

But you dont come

[warm bluff]

what game is that?

[brittle wind]

Punishing gay raven

gray

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

u gei

[warm bluff]

no u

[brittle wind]

Ur mom gei

I'd uninstalled for like a year but came back for luna

Need my very own luna

[somber halo]

holomerch 3rd festival merch came in last night

but only got penlights tho

[brittle wind]

Cring

[somber halo]

no u

[warm bluff]

cute merch

[brittle wind]

Cute luna

Pro sims player here

[somber halo]

anyone hot or pixivable?

[warm bluff]

u

[somber halo]

okay am done

time2sleep

[brittle wind]

Luna

[somber halo]

[wet torrent]

https://youtu.be/iMYj4IqPGq4

[green epoch]

No

[brittle wind]

Wot

[brittle wind]

Someone fill me in thanks

[wet torrent]

Wtf

[wet torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/indomie-noodles-gif-18285310

[verbal obsidian]

its so hot that when i sat down in my car, i burned my skin fromnthe black leather seats

[stuck copper]

rich people problems

[hazy elk]

leather interior

definitely rich people issues

[verbal obsidian]

its a 2004 rav4

[warm bluff]

Be rando

Wasn't raining so we're somewhere else now

[green epoch]

why tf are u in discord while youre on a date

[brittle wind]

avrogen > date

duh

[hazy elk]

not giving it his all on date

[verbal obsidian]

@flat palm can u log on genshin so i can invade your world and take the violet grass

[flat palm]

uhh

sure

[verbal obsidian]

[flat palm]

im on now

[verbal obsidian]

thanks bud

[verbal obsidian]

@flat palm big mcthankies from mcspankies

found 32 😄

[flat palm]

naisu

[verbal obsidian]

mans didnt even say bye

just kicks me

[brittle wind]

like a true friend

[icy plume]

[solar fjord]

https://i.redd.it/7l21i30veq091.png

[warm bluff]

restroom break

i'm home now though, so tired

[high fable]

how was your date, luna?

[warm bluff]

tiring, i'm sleepy now

we walked around a place

[brittle wind]

ya marry yet

[warm bluff]

making conversation with someone with no shared interests is hard

[high fable]

There there

[warm bluff]

idk

[warm bluff]

idk if it's worth the effort being with someone i can't make conversation with

i'm not good enough to carry convos

[brittle wind]

get her into al

then talk about all your fav lolis

[warm bluff]

I'm not a lolicon

[brittle wind]

[gloomy raptor]

[warm bluff]

i want a girl i can rely on to carry convo

cv comp sucks

i hate league

[brittle wind]

luna pro league player

[warm bluff]

i know i'm a loser but i'm not that much of a loser

only shared interest is math

and that's boring to talk about

nope

[brittle wind]

big brain couple

[warm bluff]

i did but she basically said like watch youtube/afk/idk

u big brain

[brittle wind]

no u

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

so you were the girl?

dam

[warm bluff]

at least you play games and watch stuff

yuru camp cute

[brittle wind]

i wanna watch luna camp

[warm bluff]

ya i'll try again later, might just be a go next though

i wish i were cute

[brittle wind]

Luna changin girls faster than he changes clothes

[warm bluff]

i'm not one of those weebs that never shower

must be nice never having a sad day

you could probably get all the cute girls if you tried

i dont have confidence

that's why i get anxiety every time i open those apps

like actual physical anxiety

i'm not fray

i haven't done it multiple times

i'm sure if you tried, we would never see you here anymore since you'd be on dates daily

you'd get all the rich cute girls to pay for you

[brittle wind]

Just kiss already

[warm bluff]

[magic moon]

daily dates gets tiring

and expensive

and then you gotta pay for the -leather-

[high fable]

[green epoch]

Lil Luna suffering from success

Was she cute atleast

[warm bluff]

ya i guess, but life too hard

[green epoch]

Yeah idk how to talk with non weeb/gamer people

[warm bluff]

same

my mind is completely exhausted

[green epoch]

[high fable]

[verbal obsidian]

u ever just want to talk about a funny meme relevant to a convo

but you know that person is too normie to understand

[warm bluff]

talk about it and if they ask convert them

[green epoch]

do that to the girl

[warm bluff]

[high fable]

you can do it luna

[warm bluff]

[warm bluff]

[gloomy raptor]

[somber halo]

this is why i go out to work

at least i can conversate normally with ppl i dont have stuff in common with

i feel like, maybe the reason i dont use dating apps yet is because i wanna believe in meeting someone naturally

[brittle wind]

Fray pro

[green epoch]

uni retro

[brittle wind]

Luna retro

[wet torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/847748007617232940/977900217066205204/unknown-223.jpg

Nj oath skin turned out real

[hazy elk]

now she looking like a snacc too

[wet torrent]

[high fable]

[flat palm]

Whos the top left and bottom right botes

[brittle wind]

Bott right is prob le gasoline or whatever

Top left washy?

[flat palm]

Isnt it uhh

Chiyose or smth

Oh it is washington

Time to buy an 80$ pack

[brittle wind]

[flat palm]

Bruh

The UR'S name is literally called vanguard

But shes a backliner

[brittle wind]

What kinda maid outfit is what ark's wearin

[flat palm]

Uhh

Beats me

[Ship introduction]

She is a knight of the Queen's Kingsguard and a member of the Royal Navy's newest battleship.
Despite her dashing and dashing manner as a knight, she is a bit of a battle fool, a bit of a pain in the ass, and hates to eat.
Her hobby is watching anime.

Scheduled to appear in limited-time construction!

[warm bluff]

Nj so cute!

[flat palm]

The UR is a weeb

[brittle wind]

Luna so cuter!

[warm bluff]

Nou

[flat palm]

Kinda wish the destroyer was the UR instead

Hms need better vanguard

Wait

I guess she is called vanguard

[flat palm]

Got one pog

[stuck copper]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-puppet-ps5-playstation5-playstation-playing-video-games-gif-21688205

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

hbd @flat palm @crystal sphinx

[crystal sphinx]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wait

what

nice one Aki btw

smh

I gave up on PS5 and Switch

could not find any

now I lost interest

anyway Fraya my bd is not until the 30th of this month

also Aki didnt know today was your birthday

Happy Birthday!

https://tenor.com/view/murmansk-azur-lane-murmansk-azur-lane-azurlanepv-gif-20472806

[warm bluff]

happy birthday ramzh

[flat palm]

Its 31st may

[crystal sphinx]

it's not my birthday tho

it's akis'

[flat palm]

Not yet

[crystal sphinx]

wait what

yours its on the 31st???

no way

also aki so the image

great stuff

reminds me of Noshiro party skin

[somber halo]

darn, i thought it was time

[crystal sphinx]

wait how did you even know it would have been my birthday as well as akis?

im concerned

like actually

[warm bluff]

everyone knows your birthday

[crystal sphinx]

now yes

[somber halo]

i usually remember ppls's bdays by the month

[crystal sphinx]

but before that message

I am quite sure I never shared it here

nor in ALO in general

[somber halo]

[crystal sphinx]

which is why I am asking

[somber halo]

i thought you did

[warm bluff]

we all knew even before then

[crystal sphinx]

smh Fraya has some paranormal powers

[crystal sphinx]

aww cuteee

[somber halo]

i can never remember inaba's birthday

[crystal sphinx]

btw how is it going with the girl?

[warm bluff]

idk if it's going anywhere, too hard to conversation with no shared interests and someone who can't carry convo

[crystal sphinx]

Did you ask her about her tv shows?

[somber halo]

i wonder what kinds of girls inaba attracts

[warm bluff]

random chinese tv shows

[somber halo]

oh, she's asian

[warm bluff]

hopefully u

[green epoch]

[crystal sphinx]

smh i have no idea about CN tv shows, only KR and JP

[green epoch]

Cute

[warm bluff]

no u

[crystal sphinx]

do you watch KR drama?

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

used to

[crystal sphinx]

smh

You should

they are goooo

d

and great way to start a convo

remember the goal is to get to know each other

everything else will come with time

[somber halo]

last one i watched was either Heartstrings, You're Beautiful, or Flower Boy Ramyun Shop

[warm bluff]

i dont watch many shows

frayya op, ez convo topics

[green epoch]

You'll find a girl who's gonna be interesting

[somber halo]

qhat

[crystal sphinx]

Flower Boy Ramyun Shop fuck

I should watch this

got suggested so many times

[somber halo]

i once dated a korean girl

[wet torrent]

Shop fuck?

[flat palm]

Its so big

[crystal sphinx]

last thing I watched was loooong ago and was super strong woman something something

[somber halo]

she carried the conversation like 90% of the time

[warm bluff]

super strong women cute

[crystal sphinx]

go back under a rock drac

[crystal sphinx]

It's funny as well

real funny

[green epoch]

Girls cute....

[warm bluff]

[crystal sphinx]

super strong woman do bong soon

[warm bluff]

especially if they're super strong

[crystal sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/bong-soon-strong-what-kdrama-strong-woman-gif-14465299

[green epoch]

I love talking w shy and quiet people

Carrying convos is fun

[warm bluff]

[crystal sphinx]

you're the worst

you're basically torturing them

sounds like my ex

[warm bluff]

sounds fun

[crystal sphinx]

nightmares ngl

what

fun?

god no

it was terrible

[somber halo]

i talk with little to no filter, so i end convos if i say something that mildy offends ppl

[green epoch]

[crystal sphinx]

me to nowadays

[warm bluff]

having someone else carry convo is nice

[wet torrent]

staying quiet and enjoying our time together sounds better

[crystal sphinx]

I just walk out as soon as I feel a bit of hostility

[green epoch]

I don't talk to people if they don't seem interested but
I just like shy guys

[crystal sphinx]

i just cba to deal with it

[somber halo]

my friends and coworkers find it funny sometimes

[warm bluff]

[crystal sphinx]

literally torturing shy guys

rest in peace shy guys

[green epoch]

And I'm good at asking stuff and making them talk about themselves

Super torture

[warm bluff]

fun

[crystal sphinx]

the girl I am seeing I can be no filter

[warm bluff]

[crystal sphinx]

god she is great

[somber halo]

i am pretty shy tho when it comes to intimacy

[crystal sphinx]

we get along very well due to that

as 1-1 convos?

[somber halo]

i mean ya kno

[crystal sphinx]

eh..

[warm bluff]

[crystal sphinx]

[warm bluff]

i thought you had all that experience though

[somber halo]

what exp

[warm bluff]

those exp

[somber halo]

i mean

how2explain

[crystal sphinx]

once you like someone real bad you can have the experience of 3000 chads but still be shy af with the right person

[green epoch]

Shy is cute

Shy is good

[warm bluff]

i've never met anyone on one of these apps that i like real bad

[crystal sphinx]

klutz shy girls are the best

[green epoch]

[somber halo]

you can have high levels but you can still have shit base stats or stat tiers

my level be like 99 but the stat is rank E

[warm bluff]

shy girls too difficult to convo with

[crystal sphinx]

lmao

like lv 100 ships with shit gear and sl 1

[warm bluff]

can't have 2 shy people awkwardly silent all the time

[crystal sphinx]

[somber halo]

yeah like that

[green epoch]

Yeah tbh I have way harder time talking w shy girls

[crystal sphinx]

Im lv 1 with sl 1 and no gear

fresh off the boat

or should I say

fresh off the ship

[somber halo]

there is a differnece between a genius and a prodigy

[warm bluff]

fray is both

[crystal sphinx]

isnt prodigy >>> genius?

by miles?

[somber halo]

a genius has mastered everything in an area, a prodigy just learns fast in a skill

[crystal sphinx]

fraya

[somber halo]

hi

[crystal sphinx]

quick question

[warm bluff]

i thought prodigies plateau super early and geniuses become smart through both being prodigious and hard work

[crystal sphinx]

would you like to be a jack of all trades master of none or king in a single skill?

[somber halo]

i prefer a single skill

[crystal sphinx]

smh

I have the former issue

above avg at everything but master of none

[warm bluff]

i'm below avg at everything

[crystal sphinx]

https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20220517-the-link-between-imposter-syndrome-and-burnout

was reading this recently

good stuff makes you think

[somber halo]

i noticed, you can capitalize a lot of things by just being really good at one thong

[crystal sphinx]

yeah

true

but I like learning everything

pretty much

[somber halo]

stand out more, less people can surpass you

[crystal sphinx]

as long as it's in my interest i want to know

[somber halo]

helena is a good example

[crystal sphinx]

Hmmm

I guess

[somber halo]

still relevant today because of that one thing

after all the years of AL

[warm bluff]

also because she's cute

[somber halo]

that article tho

i can see it from the outside

[crystal sphinx]

the bbc one?

[somber halo]

i see a lot of ppl bad at their jobs

even one person im teaching at work

[crystal sphinx]

fraya what do you do as job?

[somber halo]

i work in a warehouse but my primary position is doing outbound shipping

most of it is on the computer though

but i work in all the other positions if i have nothing to do

esp since im night shift, i finish my work early halfway through the night

but yeah, my supervisor wants everyone on the team to be able to do any position at any time

in case ppl leave or sick and stuff

[crystal sphinx]

no wonder

how come you still there?

sounds like a pita

they want you to do everything

[somber halo]

well, compared to most jobs starting out, the pay is really high for a starting position and its a lot slower pace than you think

also i just started like 2 months ago

[crystal sphinx]

uh

I see

well first of all congrats on the job

if I were more active here as I used to i might have known

[somber halo]

yeah, work 9 days, 110 hours a pay period

[crystal sphinx]

what

what does that mean

[somber halo]

yep

[crystal sphinx]

there is 7 days in a week

[somber halo]

yes

[warm bluff]

fray that much of a hard worker

[somber halo]

i work every 2 days

[brittle wind]

Ramz machine broke

[crystal sphinx]

ohh

once every 2 days

got it

[crystal sphinx]

come and repair me

to repair me shower me in cash

so I can buy more figures

and skins

[brittle wind]

I'll take your money and not repair you

[crystal sphinx]

and play more gacha

what money

im broke af this month

£3

literally cant even pay my travel fees for tomorrow

[somber halo]

2 days on, 2 days off

[brittle wind]

Sell your figs

[crystal sphinx]

ah not bad not bad

[crystal sphinx]

no

[brittle wind]

Literally has 99999 figus

[warm bluff]

how to find cute gf that approves/tolerates cute figures?

[crystal sphinx]

literally around 10

only

[somber halo]

except every other weekend is 3 day weekend or 3 slower work days

[crystal sphinx]

just be open about it

[warm bluff]

[crystal sphinx]

if she says throw them away

then probably not the girl for you

someone who is okay with your likings

[somber halo]

i work fri/sat/sun this week but i get next fri/sat/sun off plus monday for holiday

[crystal sphinx]

is someone you should ring

[brittle wind]

If she says throw them away
Throw her away

[crystal sphinx]

niceee

[brittle wind]

[crystal sphinx]

literally

my ex was toxic that way

[warm bluff]

it's so difficult to find non normal girls on these apps

[crystal sphinx]

learned it the hard way

[somber halo]

i havent dated irl since high school

[crystal sphinx]

me neither tbh

just few things here and there

nothing serious

[brittle wind]

I havent dated irl since birth

[crystal sphinx]

my ex completely ruined the image of relationships for me

[somber halo]

only met girls though mmos and skypes after hs

[crystal sphinx]

people can be scary af

me mostly uni work

etc

[brittle wind]

Date me ram

[crystal sphinx]

Ask the cpu to date you

I am too fast for you

[brittle wind]

Ur the cpu of my heart

[crystal sphinx]

the cpu is the brain smh

[somber halo]

i wonder what chad things inaba puts in his dating app profile

[crystal sphinx]

i cant be the brain of your heart

thats messed up

[warm bluff]

my profile sucks

bunch of ugly pictures

[somber halo]

damn, inaba getting girls with looks alone

ideal chad

[brittle wind]

You can cuz i dont even got a heart

Sold it for gacha money

[crystal sphinx]

I dated a super hot girl few summers ago

into anime etc

one issue tho

[warm bluff]

am jelly

[brittle wind]

[crystal sphinx]

through dating app btw

one issue tho

she was super dumb

[somber halo]

darn

[crystal sphinx]

as in very dumb

no meaningful convos etc

[warm bluff]

same

[crystal sphinx]

since then I kinda stopped looking at physical features and more interested in the person

[brittle wind]

Sounds like a convo with me

[somber halo]

i feel the same way when a girl says she's into anime but only watches mainstream shounen

[crystal sphinx]

no it was hella boring

not even that

[warm bluff]

physical features are nice

[crystal sphinx]

like she was into niche stuff too

but god

her general knowledge of the world was below 0

like you ask her about anything outside satoshi kob

kon

and she knew nothing

[brittle wind]

Well im not even interested in any of that dating stuff cuz i can barely handle myself i dont wanna have another person have to handle me and also im a poor fuk and buncha other reasons

[somber halo]

well, you ppl know me and all, i like girls with big boobs but ive never dated girls for that purpose

[brittle wind]

I like girls like luna

[crystal sphinx]

one day you will find someone who will put you in line

dw rei

[crystal sphinx]

i did

lmao

they looked hella nice

[warm bluff]

i'm not super picky, i just can't be with someone who's large again

[crystal sphinx]

shame they were not that great

[brittle wind]

Luna almost suffocated before

Cant handle large anymore

[crystal sphinx]

what

what does that even mean

[somber halo]

well, im not the kind of person who has the ability to choose, so /shrug

[brittle wind]

Dw about it

[stuck copper]

Did someone say "big boobs"?

[somber halo]

hi cal

[brittle wind]

Cal is the perfect waifu

[stuck copper]

I'm on vacation

[crystal sphinx]

ahhhh

[stuck copper]

With big boob wife

[crystal sphinx]

i got it ina

lucky guy

smh

[stuck copper]

She made my bed because I'm lazy

[crystal sphinx]

J, the girl im seeing, she is pretty nice

[stuck copper]

Nice

[somber halo]

i have a logical but nsfw reason why i cant date thicc girls

[brittle wind]

Cal i got a full mark on my family tree quiz

[crystal sphinx]

defo no big boobs but has other physical features going for her

[brittle wind]

Gimme pets

[crystal sphinx]

and she is super kind and funny

[stuck copper]

Hot dang

[stuck copper]

I'm proud of you

[brittle wind]

I made a family outta nowhere

[warm bluff]

give reason

[crystal sphinx]

leak of your gf

nice

[brittle wind]

I even got grandkids

[crystal sphinx]

rei lying to us all along

dating super hot chick

[stuck copper]

https://tenor.com/view/mala-mishra-jha-pat-head-cute-sparkle-penguin-gif-16770818

[flat palm]

@crystal sphinx do u have the zara art from the discord banner

[somber halo]

p smol, cant reach

[crystal sphinx]

Hmmmm

let me see

I should somewhere

one sec

[brittle wind]

He afraid of runnin outta life force

[crystal sphinx]

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1525174032324120576

[warm bluff]

i thought i could overlook that feature but it's hard pretending being attracted to someone like that

[stuck copper]

I don't really care about big boobs. They're nice to have tho.

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

Can rest your head when Netflix

[brittle wind]

Idc bout boob sizes

[stuck copper]

Or something

[somber halo]

idc bout them anymore but they are icing on the caek

[brittle wind]

Idc bout anything else either except someone i could vibe with

[warm bluff]

same

[brittle wind]

But i aint lookin for that stuff anyway

[crystal sphinx]

true true

[stuck copper]

Personality is everything

[crystal sphinx]

best thing is personality

yes cal

[warm bluff]

flat better

[stuck copper]

Abuse victims anonymous

[brittle wind]

Ok rorico

[flat palm]

Ahh theres no public one without the text?

[crystal sphinx]

Hmmm

dont think so

let me see

[somber halo]

i have decent looks but personality always triumps every time

therefore im ugly

[warm bluff]

fray hot

[brittle wind]

Send me the pic i could try to make the text disappear (cant see the pic cuz Twitter)

And the embed was cut

[somber halo]

screenshot and use saucenao

[crystal sphinx]

nope cant find it

[brittle wind]

There was this one gal once upon a time in an english class i could vibe with

Then she disappeared after like 4 terms

[warm bluff]

send cute pic

[stuck copper]

Ina begging to get hammered

[brittle wind]

I hammer him

[somber halo]

after his date probably would

[brittle wind]

His gf hammers him?

[warm bluff]

i'm not confident like fray

[brittle wind]

[stuck copper]

It's 2022

Boys can get hammered too

[brittle wind]

Sorry its still 1401 over here

[somber halo]

idk if confidence matters anymore

[brittle wind]

Im a few years behind the world

[somber halo]

its all about sending the right signals

like consentual signals

[warm bluff]

same it's 1922 here in the south

[brittle wind]

Im sittin with a 33 yo woman in my german class
Time to marry

Jk

[stuck copper]

Younger than me

[brittle wind]

She wrote the whole quiz paper off my paper and somehow didnt get full marks

[somber halo]

how do you indirectly tell girls you're interested in them

[crystal sphinx]

is it?

[brittle wind]

Writing skill issue

[warm bluff]

wait there's a unicorn retro now?

[brittle wind]

Ye pro iran calendar

[warm bluff]

i just saw it

[crystal sphinx]

anyway back to some more sfw topics

[somber halo]

unicorn gonna ara now

[crystal sphinx]

[brittle wind]

"i-i-its not like i like you or anything baka"

[stuck copper]

Aren't you supposed to be direct tho?

[brittle wind]

We already went past the hammer smh ram

[crystal sphinx]

referring to what cal sent

[somber halo]

direct like, "hey girl, lets go out" kinda way??

[crystal sphinx]

I saw it as it disappeared

anyway

[brittle wind]

Dewit

[stuck copper]

I didn't say nuthin

[somber halo]

maybe add a kabadon too

[crystal sphinx]

sure sure

whats a kabadon

[brittle wind]

ram pulls up the logs

[crystal sphinx]

sounds like food

[brittle wind]

Kabedon is like

[somber halo]

smh my head

[brittle wind]

When you smash the wall

On a girl

[stuck copper]

Smash Bros

[warm bluff]

[crystal sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/smash-anime-gif-21692315

ah this

[somber halo]

kiss yo homies

[hazy elk]

no

[stuck copper]

Not that

[hazy elk]

wtf

[warm bluff]

exactly that

[stuck copper]

Bruh

[warm bluff]

do that irl and all the girls will be interested in you

[crystal sphinx]

the police too

[brittle wind]

Kabedon

[crystal sphinx]

bet is jenou romatica

something like that

[brittle wind]

Idk

[crystal sphinx]

idk a friend of mine told me years a go to watch it

said no

lmao

[brittle wind]

I just googled kabedon cuz explainin it was hard

[crystal sphinx]

either way if he doesnt let you go file a restrain order

the police will

[stuck copper]

Or you could just break his jaw

[brittle wind]

Or kick

[crystal sphinx]

if you're frail af

[brittle wind]

At the closest location possible

[stuck copper]

Fight illegal with illegal

[warm bluff]

i want someone to not let me go

[brittle wind]

I'll never let you go

[crystal sphinx]

you gonna break yourself trying to hurt him

never gonna let you down

[somber halo]

darn

[brittle wind]

Never let you goooo
Its why i did them all 🎵

[somber halo]

to tell a girl irl, means the risk of getting arrested

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

Just buy a get out of jail card

[somber halo]

how to make girls come to you like inaba

[brittle wind]

If you cant make girls come to you

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

Try gettin the bois

[stuck copper]

They can be even pickier

[brittle wind]

Mayhaps

[somber halo]

well ya kno

despite inaba saying im confident

ive developed this way out of desperation

[warm bluff]

confident in terms of certain activities

[somber halo]

i kinda force myself to touch grass because am impatient of waiting

[green epoch]

find a weeb gf

[brittle wind]

I'll be your weeb gf luna

Promis

[crystal sphinx]

I can probably tell that to J

and she would laugh and say the same to me

[brittle wind]

Imma tell it to yer ma

[somber halo]

i mean ya kno

[warm bluff]

they're too hard to find on these apps

[crystal sphinx]

good luck

[brittle wind]

Thanks for giving me your blessings

[crystal sphinx]

beat ya so bad

[somber halo]

it does go both ways but statistics tell me that guys get arrested more often than females

[crystal sphinx]

with branches belts and sandles

[warm bluff]

most of the girls here are kinda boring

[brittle wind]

Sounds hot

[crystal sphinx]

oh and wooden spoons too

and hair comb and hair brush

[green epoch]

yeah gotta find them in other ways

[crystal sphinx]

painful af

[green epoch]

theres like a gaming dating app too?

i think

[warm bluff]

is there?

[green epoch]

yeah

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

You borin too
Negative x negative = positive

5head

[stuck copper]

Find weeb gamer gf

Smelly fujoshi

[green epoch]

[stuck copper]

Raids more than she showers

Wears your clothes

[green epoch]

sounds cute

[warm bluff]

what app is it? probably will be empty here

[green epoch]

[brittle wind]

Raid: shower legends

[stuck copper]

Inb4 Lunasa lmao

[crystal sphinx]

ewww

[warm bluff]

shower is required

[crystal sphinx]

lmao

[green epoch]

I shower

[crystal sphinx]

no shower needed

[somber halo]

i used a dating app a few years ago, if i see a girl with hiking/camping as one of her favorite activities, thats an instant no for me

[warm bluff]

[crystal sphinx]

smell of sweat good

[brittle wind]

I shower once per second

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

[green epoch]

im not sure...

lemme try to find

[crystal sphinx]

living under a waterfall

[green epoch]

i shower every day/every other day

[somber halo]

sweat is produced from phermones

[green epoch]

if im home, every other day
if i go outside and do stuff, every day

[somber halo]

phermones are sexy smell

[stuck copper]

I shower when I feel like showering

[warm bluff]

even though i stay home every day, i shower daily

[crystal sphinx]

no it's not

wtf

[warm bluff]

i can't get in my bed without feeling disgusting if i dont shower

[somber halo]

well, if you're thicc, its different

[green epoch]

[crystal sphinx]

I shower once in the morning and once in the afternoon

[brittle wind]

I shover once a decade

[crystal sphinx]

usually after gym

[crystal sphinx]

sweat

[warm bluff]

ramzh buff

[green epoch]

[crystal sphinx]

eh... need more protein for that

[green epoch]

super hygienic

[brittle wind]

Luna buff

[somber halo]

i only shower once a day

[hazy elk]

how to go bald in 2 easy steps

[brittle wind]

Has his personal chad gym

Luna pro buff chad

[crystal sphinx]

currently rebuilding muscle mass loss during the last 2 years

[stuck copper]

I shower once per shower

[somber halo]

my skin and hair gets damaged from showering more

[green epoch]

same

[crystal sphinx]

I do shampoo + conditioner every other day

and just water the rest

unless im going out

[green epoch]

i need to do shampoo + conditioner every time my hair touches water

or else

[somber halo]

i have to shampoo, every time

[warm bluff]

100 push ups + 100 situps?

[crystal sphinx]

nah that ruins your hair

[green epoch]

it gets super tangled

[stuck copper]

Conditioner required

[crystal sphinx]

try hair oils

[brittle wind]

I get wet everytime i shower
Am i doing something wrong

[somber halo]

i still dont know how conditioner works

[crystal sphinx]

those are good for your scalp

[stuck copper]

My hair too fucked up

[crystal sphinx]

and untangle stuff

[crystal sphinx]

yes

[green epoch]

my hair is bleached i already use hair oil and untangle stuff

[brittle wind]

Zamn

[crystal sphinx]

touching water instead of touching grass

[crystal sphinx]

ouch

[stuck copper]

Mine is double bleached

[crystal sphinx]

I was thinking to dye my hair

[green epoch]

speaking of bleaching i should go dye my roots

[hazy elk]

don't forget 100 squats and 10km, but at least you become freakishly strong

[crystal sphinx]

but bleaching + dye will kill my follicols

[hazy elk]

[somber halo]

my hair has no non hygenic products

[green epoch]

that doesnt sound that bad

[warm bluff]

too hard for me

[brittle wind]

[warm bluff]

and i dont wanna be bald

[crystal sphinx]

I usually go with non SLS shampoos

anything SLS is just erw

imo

[green epoch]

yeah i dont wanna be bald either

[crystal sphinx]

it dmgs your hair

and skins

[somber halo]

i only gelled my hair in middle school but thats too much effort for no gain

[crystal sphinx]

I wanna be bold

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-mad-frustrated-gif-13437563

be like him

[somber halo]

black hair is still best, no dye required

[crystal sphinx]

tho I need 40cm more to my height probs

[warm bluff]

i have black hair but require die

[brittle wind]

I went bald a few times
It was fun

[crystal sphinx]

and have grow my beared but cba

[brittle wind]

I too require die

[crystal sphinx]

saving on shampoo

and conditionter

imagine

thats a perk

[somber halo]

oh saem

[crystal sphinx]

ngl

[green epoch]

i wanted to dye my hair black but too scary

[crystal sphinx]

black > other colours > rainbow

black all the way

[warm bluff]

pink best

[stuck copper]

Temp should be okay

But kinda boring

[green epoch]

i dont think temporary dye would come off my bleached hair tbh

[somber halo]

if we talking anime girls, purple is a close second for me

[crystal sphinx]

perma black

[stuck copper]

Yeah, that's an issue

[crystal sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/yuri-doki-doki-doki-doki-literature-club-excited-excited-to-see-you-doki-doki-literature-club-yuri-gif-13771030

pruple u say?

[somber halo]

hot

[crystal sphinx]

very

[brittle wind]

This is prolly the only point i have in common with fray

[warm bluff]

my mmo character had purple hair back in the day

[green epoch]

i even bought a dye but if i dye my hair black i gotta commit to it

[stuck copper]

Anything that looks like candy is good to me

[warm bluff]

ur candy

too sweet

[stuck copper]

Aww

[crystal sphinx]

this convo is giving me diabetes

[brittle wind]

Cring

[somber halo]

i am curious in inaba's date

[brittle wind]

Go replace him

[somber halo]

i can talk about normie things but i dont have normie interests

[warm bluff]

fray op

[verbal obsidian]

we lost another playoff run for my flag football team

[green epoch]

[somber halo]

wat

[verbal obsidian]

[warm bluff]

idk how to talk about normal things at all

[green epoch]

dont steal someones waif

[somber halo]

hitagi is most outgoing outta all of us

[brittle wind]

Im very outgoing

I go out to uni everyday

[crystal sphinx]

ntr good as long as it's not done to you irl

[brittle wind]

[crystal sphinx]

then it sucks hard

[verbal obsidian]

But i nvr go on dates fray

[somber halo]

im gonna take you out

[verbal obsidian]

[somber halo]

[brittle wind]

Dewit

[green epoch]

im gonna take you out

with a shotgun

[somber halo]

hitagi on that grind for stats

[brittle wind]

Take me outta life

[green epoch]

[brittle wind]

That's not a shotgun

Nerd

[green epoch]

smh

[verbal obsidian]

thanks Big Luna

[green epoch]

[verbal obsidian]

Make sure i dont see it coming

So its quick and painless

[brittle wind]

You cant see it coming cuz there's no shotgun

[verbal obsidian]

[green epoch]

[brittle wind]

Don't worry bro

Nasa mail me that shotgun thanks

Need 1 bullet in

[somber halo]

they never see it comin

https://tenor.com/view/joker-persona5-akira-kurusu-ren-amamiya-kurusu-akira-gif-19430960

[brittle wind]

I never see you

I wanna see luna everytime i wake up

[green epoch]

same

[somber halo]

ntr is bad morally, but i can understand why it happens

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

Because bad is fun?

[brittle wind]

Im bad at everything

Where fun

[green epoch]

same

[brittle wind]

[green epoch]

imagine being good

[somber halo]

no one is perfect, gonna want certain things that others cant do

my perspective is everyone is flawed by default

exploit their best aspects

[green epoch]

nobody is perfect, thats true

now have some confidence bc everyone sucks

[stuck copper]

Perfect is boring

[somber halo]

that oxymoron

[verbal obsidian]

Im perfect

[green epoch]

are you?

[verbal obsidian]

And that fergy song

G l a m o r o u s YAH

[stuck copper]

Wife says she likes me because I'm just as fucked as she is, so...

[somber halo]

fergalicious

[verbal obsidian]

[green epoch]