avrora-general

[icy plume]

Only got 2 rings.

[brittle wind]

langley and nevada

[hazy elk]

anchorage and anchorage

[flat palm]

seattle and anchorage

[warm bluff]

i found big luna's alt account

[wet torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kongming-dance-yaboykongming-paripi-koumei-gif-25326416

[green epoch]

Take the bait

[warm bluff]

Ya all the 0 girls

2 ghosts

[brittle wind]

luna into ghostfus?

[warm bluff]

no i'm into u

[brittle wind]

kinda homo bro

[green epoch]

smh

[stuck copper]

No idea lol

Ask Lunasa

They're a mod

They have more wisdom than us rank and file bois

[green epoch]

I m stupid

[warm bluff]

[green epoch]

if nothing comes up on google i cant help

[stuck copper]

I thought mods were harvard graduates

[warm bluff]

knowing how to google means you're smarter than most people

[stuck copper]

My entire vision of the discord moderator is crushed

It is a sad day

[green epoch]

Poor little thing

[stuck copper]

I'm bored now

[brittle wind]

hi bored now

[stuck copper]

Fucc u

[warm bluff]

[green epoch]

Luna

[stuck copper]

Post your drip

I start out with a ballistic vest

That is bullet proof until a bullet hits it

[verbal obsidian]

Dozen glazed doughnuts from krispy kreme today for $4.19

[green epoch]

dont do it

its a trap

[verbal obsidian]

(4.19 cus its the nation wide average gas price apparently)

I already bought two big Luna

[stuck copper]

Gas went down to like

[verbal obsidian]

[green epoch]

[stuck copper]

3.88

[warm bluff]

i wanna buy 2 big lunas

[stuck copper]

Then went right back up to $4 again

Biggest fake out of our time

[green epoch]

[verbal obsidian]

Imagine two big Lunas

Terrorizing av gen chat

[stuck copper]

I'm gonna buy a mail order bride

See what happens

[warm bluff]

i'm tempted to get donuts but they're so unhealthy

[stuck copper]

Don't eat donuts

Simple as that

[green epoch]

sounds like a bad time

Luna can eat donuts if he wants to

[stuck copper]

Where else am I going to get an Indian man cross dressing

[green epoch]

I bought donuts last week, I forgot to eat em

[stuck copper]

I made tacos last week

I ate rhem

Lift

[verbal obsidian]

Who forgets to eat donuts

[warm bluff]

every time i buy sweet snacks i always forget to eat it

[green epoch]

same

I have a ton of candy on my desk

[verbal obsidian]

I wish i could forget to eat things

[brittle wind]

i wish i could eat

[stuck copper]

Damn

I am death

Destroyer of chats

😔

Come on, someone talk to me, I ain't that bad.

Or

Not i guess

[warm bluff]

post cute art to get people to talk

[stuck copper]

I dunno

So

Talk

Yes

?

[hazy elk]

buddy, just because no one wants to chat doesn't mean it's soliloquy time

[brittle wind]

[stuck copper]

it was fun while it lasted

[flat palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267141768334671872/971525973185015819/Screenshot_20220504-233655_Azur_Lane.jpg

[solar fjord]

aki a vampire hunter now

[loud knoll]

I have the rings ready but I didn't oath emden and yorck yet

[flat palm]

watch out rinky

[solar fjord]

i aint a vampire

Em gonna be my 80th oath

[high fable]

How old are ya then?

Do you fear crosses?

Garlic?

[solar fjord]

cant fear garlic when garlic bread is the bomb

[stuck copper]

I wish I was

Then I could explode

[solar fjord]

[brittle wind]

imagine being a luna

[high fable]

[warm bluff]

[warm bluff]

[dense wing]

I think that’s 100% my problem

I used to cuddle with my cat everynight

she was basically by bodypillow we would sleep hugging

but she rarely cuddles with me now because my dog likes to get on my bed

[high fable]

kick the dog out

Cats are supreme

[solar fjord]

[high fable]

post her love line

[somber halo]

hey, start dash

[elfin locust]

@solar fjord help US

so poor

😦

the rates

[solar fjord]

[verbal obsidian]

[high fable]

[loud knoll]

[high fable]

[somber halo]

blood is real

[warm bluff]

blood is scary

[elfin locust]

blood is ok

[green epoch]

blood is suck

[somber halo]

strawberry kinda good tho

[dense wing]

blood is red

blood tastes good 👍

🦇

[high fable]

binky would probably bite your neck

[solar fjord]

[elfin locust]

woah

[crystal sphinx]

I see the usual people from sandy are also here

Might need to control the spread

[wet torrent]

[verbal obsidian]

Happy thursday

[flat palm]

Happy almost friday day hitagi

[dense wing]

av gen needs to be quarantined now

been streaming th past couple days and just realized I dont have vods enabled

either its off by default or people that arent affiliate dont get to have vods

[green epoch]

Its off by default I believe

But they also expire eventually even if you have em on

[somber halo]

it do be like that sometimes

[green epoch]

All of my old streams are gone, I think I saved like 2

[somber halo]

luna popular

[dense wing]

I had some good clips to make just now while as seraphine

[flat palm]

I want to be an otp gwen

[brittle wind]

I want to be a happy

[somber halo]

am horni

[verbal obsidian]

bad

[brittle wind]

Hey hita my one and only love

Hyd

[somber halo]

dats gei

[verbal obsidian]

hey rei im doing great

How r u best bud

[somber halo]

[brittle wind]

P gud

Goin off to my german class

Gonna go visit cal soon

[flat palm]

Its weird seeing hitagi not bully people and be rood

Idk if i like it or not

[brittle wind]

Make a change org petition

Maybe he married and decided to become a gentle soul

[warm bluff]

ur a gentle soul

[somber halo]

does marriage really change ppl

[warm bluff]

let us know when you find out

[flat palm]

Yes

Sometimes for the worse

[brittle wind]

Pls be gentle with me

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

Im a good person

[wet torrent]

Hita always nice to me

[brittle wind]

Hi a good person

Nice to meet you

Im _Frann

[somber halo]

opsi so hard

i want a auto-recon option

[wet torrent]

Are u trying to complete those stars

[dense wing]

get gud

[somber halo]

well ya kno

im generally still behind yeah

[wet torrent]

same

😔

[brittle wind]

Same

[warm bluff]

Same

[verbal obsidian]

[somber halo]

😔

[stuck copper]

no

[somber halo]

thats what i thought tbh

[stuck copper]

they might change their priorities once they live with someone else, but that's not exclusive to marriage

only thing that changes is tax stuff

[stuck copper]

i'll treat you to some lunch and smash bros

[brittle wind]

We smashin

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

Luna wants to join in

[verbal obsidian]

treat me to lunch too Cal

[somber halo]

oh my, how lewd

[flat palm]

come eat at fine dining with me hitagi

ill pay

[brittle wind]

OwO

[wet torrent]

OwO

[flat palm]

UwU

https://twitter.com/N8sss/status/1522115085040500736

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Skeb描かせていただきました
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Twitter · May 5, 2022, 7:24 AM

[stuck copper]

@brittle wind eat my balls

[verbal obsidian]

okay as long as youre paying

3rich5me

[brittle wind]

Bet

[somber halo]

i want to eat some pho noodl

[green epoch]

[verbal obsidian]

Aite but did u buy some for the rest of us

[warm bluff]

[green epoch]

[hazy elk]

[flat palm]

https://i.redd.it/1444q03v0ox81.jpg

what did they do to buzz

[green epoch]

Ez

[warm bluff]

[green epoch]

They didnt have the phone I wanted

[warm bluff]

that phone is so big

[green epoch]

thats just the box

[warm bluff]

[hazy elk]

luna got phone twice as big as hand

[green epoch]

yeah old one too smol

oh god this one is big tho

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

smol can be better sometimes

[hazy elk]

but now luna can be the fast and the visible

4K UHD waifus on screen

[green epoch]

but setting up a new phone sucks

[hazy elk]

ye, especially if you change brands

[green epoch]

yeah

[brittle wind]

Only problem i had when i had my new phone was that for some reason it made 2 copies of each pic if i wanted to send em somewhere and one of em would be super smol lel
And it fixed itself on its own after a while

[green epoch]

i dont think i should transfer pics

or atleast all of them

actually maybe i should clean up my pics

[brittle wind]

I dont transfer anything that aint on sd card

Just delete all of em

If they aint on sd they not worth it

Just treat phone changes as cleanups

[green epoch]

i dont have an sd card

[warm bluff]

do phones even have sd cards now?

[green epoch]

oh right tiktok wipes ur drafts if u swap phones

gotta take care of that too

[brittle wind]

Well mine happens to have one

[brittle wind]

My vpn givin me the midfinger

[wet torrent]

[brittle wind]

Its f2p vpn smh

Free2pay

Luna doubtin the poor guy for not havin paid vpn

[wet torrent]

[bronze pivot]

I'd give u the middle finger too

[brittle wind]

gimme all your fingers

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

i just randomly met the ceo of gogo curry america

i went to order this promo theyre having and shes just there greeting everyone lmao

[brittle wind]

was she hot

[verbal obsidian]

she was an older lady

shame on u rei

[brittle wind]

is anything wrong with older ladies bein hot

[carmine coyote]

Lützow your typical school bully mindset

[wet torrent]

i want curry

[brittle wind]

i want u

[wet torrent]

[brittle wind]

dam

fren offered me to share in his nordvpn premium after my vpn gave me the mid finger

[brittle wind]

luna never shares

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

he used to share before

[warm bluff]

[wet torrent]

Rei has many frens

[verbal obsidian]

Rei’s da best

[warm bluff]

[solar fjord]

[sick wraith]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/neptunia/images/b/ba/Gray_Sister.png/revision/latest?cb=20220113170642&format=original

[brittle wind]

ew

[somber halo]

ffxiv savage is hard

[brittle wind]

luna savage is hard

[warm bluff]

nou

[verbal obsidian]

[magic moon]

I just don't do savage

like, I'll be over here, crafting

while you guys go kill an even harder version of the god-things

for gear a teensy bit better than what I'm crafting

[somber halo]

i just

want a sexy looking weap

[magic moon]

but to get my gear I had to fight, like... a bear

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

they want da thrill of da hunt

[magic moon]

admittedly several of those weapons do look sexy.

[brittle wind]

[warm bluff]

i heard ur super hard

[solar fjord]

ina always making it lewd

[brittle wind]

heccin lewdna

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/737101249475772538/971855226766250104/unknown.png

what the cringe

[solar fjord]

and most havent or none at all yet cleared

[solar fjord]

[crystal sphinx]

CBT

Must be your alt

[brittle wind]

ACrazyPerson

[magic moon]

I know a streamer who likes alts because they mean he's never out of oil when it's time to stream

[dense wing]

THAT LOOKS DELIVIOUS!!!

[magic moon]

mmm thai tea

[verbal obsidian]

[somber halo]

does inaba still watch rat

[warm bluff]

[tawdry axle]

[somber halo]

oh

the rat said my name

[warm bluff]

frayya op

am jelly

[somber halo]

owat

no superchats come from me

[warm bluff]

[green epoch]

Thank you for the superchat frayya, boom boom

[warm bluff]

must be nice being acknowledged by rat

[solar fjord]

Donate some money to rat

[somber halo]

[warm bluff]

someone in artist lounge drew that, there's so many pros here

[somber halo]

inaba pro confirmed

[high fable]

yes luna pro

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

Lewdna very pro

[warm bluff]

no u

rei most pro

[sick wraith]

Ahhh

[verbal obsidian]

[brittle wind]

hi hita my second love after luna

[verbal obsidian]

hi rei

[brittle wind]

hyd

[verbal obsidian]

im doing alright just the ol work stress

how about u friend

[brittle wind]

sleepy

visit lewdna

[green epoch]

Visit fun

[verbal obsidian]

nice lol

[stuck copper]

@solar fjord fitness boxing is great. thanks for the recommendation.

[somber halo]

need mo money

[solar fjord]

[sick wraith]

I know

[dense wing]

because theyre kids

[silent star]

[warm bluff]

[loud knoll]

[carmine coyote]

Because their hearing is that on a completely different frequency

[green epoch]

Just mute children

[sick wraith]

If only my room was sound isolated

[high fable]

What for?

[sick wraith]

Every night, I hear screaming from my neighbors, and it's going through the thin walls

[zealous summit]

sound proofing your room isn't too expensive

[high fable]

get better home

[verbal obsidian]

they must be having some wild sexy time

[solar fjord]

[warm bluff]

ur best girl

[green epoch]

Qt

I want a best girl too

[warm bluff]

Same

[green epoch]

Youre cute

How to be cute

[somber halo]

[wet torrent]

Hi

[unborn tundra]

Lena

[warm bluff]

[loud knoll]

[verbal obsidian]

[wet torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/605528025395888128.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[sick wraith]

https://i.imgur.com/FN63rc4.png

[solar fjord]

[flat palm]

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[warm bluff]

ur too hard

What strategy game?

[warm bluff]

That game looks so big brain

ur brain

[high fable]

[somber halo]

triangle strategies require trigonometry

[solar fjord]

[solar fjord]

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[brittle wind]

happy mother's day bink

[upbeat stratus]

F

I really want Arbiter class shipgirls be playable. They also want to be loved

[foggy basin]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-hi-there-greetings-gif-9442662

[unborn tundra]

Playable siren

[loud knoll]

[verbal obsidian]

Why r cakes so expensive

45$ for a rainbow cannoli cake

[brittle wind]

wtf

i could eat for like 2 months with that

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/555413279745245204.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[verbal obsidian]

ye sheesh

[warm bluff]

That's a big cake

[brittle wind]

ur a big cake

[verbal obsidian]

ur a big cake

[wet torrent]

i got a matcha choco from a fren today

[verbal obsidian]

Ooo nice

Now share

[solar fjord]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/686048420141465662/972816009394270268/unknown.png

[high fable]

[somber halo]

🦀 everyone is dead 🦀

[brittle wind]

🦀 everyone is dad 🦀

[hidden gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/887515345131302992/Laffey_dance.gif

[wet torrent]

hi fray

[somber halo]

hi drac

[brittle wind]

hi fray

[somber halo]

[unborn tundra]

mm

[warm bluff]

[green epoch]

Ikr

Av gen has been quiet recently

how are you lil degens doing

[warm bluff]

i wanna go back to sleep

[wet torrent]

It felt lonely without avgen

[stuck copper]

i was just busy

[verbal obsidian]

wake up chat

[green epoch]

[dense wing]

[brittle wind]

https://tenor.com/view/honkai-mobius-hello-chat-hello-chat-gif-gif-25295539

Inet pls

[verbal obsidian]

i might be moving to florida

[green epoch]

that sounds fun

[brittle wind]

Hita boutta transform into floridaman

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

hitagi buffed up enough to fight crocodiles

i just slacked off at work for the past 5 hours because my supervisor never came in last night

only read kaguya up till chapter 233

[verbal obsidian]

my company is opening a new branch office in florida and theyre looking for a team to jump start it

you guys r twinning

[somber halo]

ever since i got kicked outta the army, ive been less compelled to read

damn, hitagi rich enough to have his own place

[brittle wind]

Idk what kaguya chapter i left off at

[somber halo]

saem

[verbal obsidian]

nah not rich, thats why im not going unless they help me move lol

thats one of my conditions

[somber halo]

how much help?

[green epoch]

But Florida could be fun

Bitabita would like that for sure

[warm bluff]

florida doesn't sound very fun

[green epoch]

You sound fun

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

inaba x hitagi collab soon

[green epoch]

Is she drunk

Super cute

[somber halo]

hot af

[warm bluff]

alcohol bad

[green epoch]

Super cute

Imagine taking care of a drunk girl

No you

[somber halo]

depends on the level of drunkeness

actually, its better if you're drunk

if she actually entertains you... ya kno

[verbal obsidian]

smh fray

smh

[green epoch]

Stop being degen

It's cute!

[somber halo]

no u

[warm bluff]

ur cute!

[green epoch]

No you!

No

alcohol bad

Drinking bad but drunk girls cute

[warm bluff]

bad girls cute

[somber halo]

hot

i see inaba likes them bad

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

I was told at work that calling grown ladies as girls is very disrespectful and inappropriate

[loud knoll]

[verbal obsidian]

#workplace harassment course

[somber halo]

same

thats why i say female

[green epoch]

Depends on the situation

[verbal obsidian]

oh no not female

[somber halo]

[green epoch]

Referring to your co-worker as a girl could sound offensive ig

[hazy elk]

not as fun as advertised she slurred, probably wanted me to confess to her or something, then fell asleep and I had to watch her so she didn't choke on her vomit

[verbal obsidian]

haha

[green epoch]

Awww man

Ikr

Silent has all the girls

[somber halo]

also she can charge you if she regrets it

[warm bluff]

am jelly

[verbal obsidian]

Jesus fray

LMAO

[green epoch]

Fray you're not funi

[hazy elk]

it was one girl I kinda wish I did since she was brilliant and cute but alas

[green epoch]

[hazy elk]

college life I guess

[green epoch]

Sounds fun

[somber halo]

only if you're in real college i assume

[green epoch]

Actually

[verbal obsidian]

[warm bluff]

college girls cute

[green epoch]

Girls tend to talk about their feelings when they're drunk

[somber halo]

i see inaba likes them younger

[hazy elk]

ye she was definitely mushier

[warm bluff]

[hazy elk]

I'm just bad with words and/or wasn't drunk enough I guess

[green epoch]

Most girls who confessed to me were drunk

[somber halo]

luna confirmed top

[warm bluff]

most girls who confessed to me were imaginary

[hazy elk]

me_irl

[green epoch]

I think I've had like.... 7 girls confess to me

[somber halo]

luna popular

[warm bluff]

teach us how to be popular big luna

[hazy elk]

luna-cassanova-sa

I'll come up w/ a better name with time

[green epoch]

Idk a lot of them were when I was young and very tomboyish

[somber halo]

luna is young

[warm bluff]

tomboys cute

[green epoch]

Probably like....14-16 range

[somber halo]

oh my inaba likes to be handled

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

Damn Big Luna is pimpin

[green epoch]

No no

[hazy elk]

step 1: isekai into finland

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

what do 4 lunch

[stuck copper]

imagine people referred to you as "boy" at work

[somber halo]

dunno if i wanna live in a place that's colder than my life

[verbal obsidian]

Thats shonen to u

[somber halo]

i mean ya kno

im usually in that situation

[verbal obsidian]

Also i said that purposely as a more sarcastic remark

[hazy elk]

yeah it's kinda same shit as calling your waiter boy, like even if you're old and decrepit and they actually are 16, it's pretty unprofessional

[stuck copper]

just call them boy in french

[somber halo]

i only get slightly annoyed by it because it doesnt make me look sexually attractive

[stuck copper]

garcon, more de vin, s'il vous plait!

[hazy elk]

ah yes, then every frenchman/woman in the vicinity cranes their head and visibly cringes at your pronunciation

[stuck copper]

je suis drunk!

[green epoch]

I ate some super healthy food I want pizza

[verbal obsidian]

cal speaking in tongues again

[hazy elk]

also >more de vin

[verbal obsidian]

what kind of healthy food

[green epoch]

Salad w chickpeas, spinach, sweet potato and other healthy stuff

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

that sounds good af

[stuck copper]

vegan gyro based on soy

[verbal obsidian]

Atleast what u listed

[stuck copper]

ain't bad

just drown it in cocktail sauce

[green epoch]

It was okay

[somber halo]

just drown

[green epoch]

Oh yeah I bought some from Lidl a while back

It's okay

[verbal obsidian]

Ohh we’re getting a Lidl in my town

[stuck copper]

hell, yeah

you got lidl

[verbal obsidian]

I heard Lidls are great

[stuck copper]

yeah, it's not amazing, but it works

[green epoch]

Lidl is amazing bc

It's so cheap

[verbal obsidian]

Are they like aldi? Where its all non brand

All organic etc

[somber halo]

lidel

[green epoch]

No matter how much food you buy it always ends up being under 20 bucks

[warm bluff]

lil

[stuck copper]

aldi does have brands nowadays

[verbal obsidian]

Music to my ears big Luna

[stuck copper]

but it's a discounter, yeah

[somber halo]

what is this food

[verbal obsidian]

[somber halo]

i require health but i dont wanna health

[green epoch]

Yeah it's similar to that

[stuck copper]

i got 12 dürüm for 1,99€ last week

[brittle wind]

[somber halo]

there's this girl at work

[green epoch]

Just anything really,they have all your basic groceries you could ask for

I always buy veggies from lidl

[stuck copper]

their frozen kebab and gyro is pretty nice

if you're into meat

[somber halo]

uh, dunno

[stuck copper]

too bad they raised prices by 50% on those

[verbal obsidian]

Theyre going to open soon in ny town, guess thatll be my new stop

[somber halo]

i assume she's younger than me but she's divorced so idk

[verbal obsidian]

Stop n shop too expensive 5 me these days

[somber halo]

also she said her ex has smol pp

[warm bluff]

same

[stuck copper]

avoid

red flag

[somber halo]

darn

[green epoch]

Damn still thinking about her ex

Red flag

[stuck copper]

you don't want to be the next guy she tells smol pp stories about

[green epoch]

[verbal obsidian]

Cal so evil LMAO

[stuck copper]

i didn't actually mean it like that

[somber halo]

she said she's polish, so maybe you ppl might know

[warm bluff]

ur scary

[stuck copper]

for all we know, she could be talking shit

so it doesn't matter whether pp smol or not

[somber halo]

yeah

[stuck copper]

angry woman be angry

[green epoch]

[hazy elk]

[stuck copper]

y'know

[hazy elk]

now I know I'll be forever alone

[stuck copper]

you're good 99% of the time

but that one percent you fuck up

she's like "you're ALWAYS like this!"

[somber halo]

well, my pp smol, so i assume i have no chance anyways

[stuck copper]

TMI

[somber halo]

[green epoch]

We can drop the pp discussion here

[somber halo]

idk if i can find that quality healthy food here

everything here is generic name brand stuff

[green epoch]

Yeah eat smth healthy

[somber halo]

well ya kno

food is healthier than no food

[stuck copper]

check ingredients and nutrition

[green epoch]

What were you gonna get

[somber halo]

ive been too tired lately on days i actually work

its just work -> sleep life

no games

[green epoch]

Yeah no av gen

[somber halo]

i mean ya kno

im active now, so its my weekend

go back wed+thurs, weekend again on friday until monday

[stuck copper]

go outside. have some ice cream. exercise.

[somber halo]

kinda not really

since i dont have any responsibilities outside of work, it somewhat works out

in the long run, i get more hours and one less day of work per pay period compared to the 5 work days a week ppl

[warm bluff]

teach us how 2 date

[somber halo]

that friendly help

[brittle wind]

you are the date master

[green epoch]

How 2 date?

[brittle wind]

we date everyday

[stuck copper]

just hang out and have food

[brittle wind]

by 1 day

ok bye

[stuck copper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smack-slap-fuckyou-kitten-gif-11330282

[green epoch]

Sounds good

[brittle wind]

y'all ppl so lonely smh

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

its always dating talk

[warm bluff]

being lonely sucks

[brittle wind]

if avrogen was an anime

we're stuck on the dating training arc for like 3 years now

[somber halo]

i feel like this season of kaguya will be the last one to be animated

[warm bluff]

so it'll never get better

[green epoch]

I'll write a book

Dating 4 dummies

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

why are you dating four dummies

[stuck copper]

would be cool if people shared any dating stories

[green epoch]

Good question

[stuck copper]

but no

can't even have that

[green epoch]

Nobody here has any

[brittle wind]

cal hiding all the stories

[stuck copper]

so lame

[green epoch]

I'll tell a cool dating story

[warm bluff]

a girl i met on hinge gave me the wrong phone number so i assumed she was giving me a hint to leave her alone

[somber halo]

my stories are all summaries

[warm bluff]

but it was actually a typo lol

[somber halo]

[brittle wind]

luna gettin numbers

[warm bluff]

that's the only story i have now

[green epoch]

Back in the day... I dated this guy for a week till he told me he actually likes my best friend

I was 13 tho so it's just funny now

[warm bluff]

idk

[green epoch]

Wow good job Luna

[somber halo]

luna dating since the beginning of time

[green epoch]

[somber halo]

damn, moved on so quickly from the last one

[stuck copper]

i went out with a guy, made myself all pretty and shit. i expected we'd grab a bite, but he ditched me in less than 20 minutes and went to his next date.

[green epoch]

Oh god

[brittle wind]

date speedrun any%

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

pretty fucking humiliating

[brittle wind]

shoulda smashed his face so he couldnt date for a while

[stuck copper]

but he was a subby boy with some really cringe-ass pics, so i probably dodged a bullet

[warm bluff]

what's wrong with being subby?

[brittle wind]

sub to luna

[somber halo]

i watched this random vid on my yt recommends the other day

[stuck copper]

nothing. it's to add context to the nature of his pics.

[somber halo]

i learned of speed run low%

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

luna hot

[warm bluff]

u hot

[brittle wind]

ye its kinda hot here
come cold me up

[somber halo]

speaking of luna

[stuck copper]

cool you down

because that's where the temperature goes

down

not up

[somber halo]

there's a supposed luna eclipse this coming sunday

[stuck copper]

luna eclipse...

[brittle wind]

if he freezes me it goes from bottom to top

duh

[somber halo]

unintentional typo that somehow worked out

[stuck copper]

why does it sound like i'm having some luna ass float above my head while i'm on the couch eating chips?

[brittle wind]

dam

[green epoch]

[somber halo]

inaba thiccc

[warm bluff]

i'm not fat

[stuck copper]

more like

[somber halo]

saem

[stuck copper]

menacing

ppl are heavy

[somber halo]

how2heavy

[green epoch]

I can teach you

[somber halo]

comparing myself irl, i feel like my bones might be hollow or some shit

[hazy elk]

if she cared enough I feel like she would've double checked the number

[warm bluff]

she did after a while

i didn't point out the typo

[hazy elk]

how long tho like a week later?

[warm bluff]

like a few hours later

[somber halo]

so quick

[hazy elk]

good on her then

[green epoch]

a lil bad

but not terrible

[brittle wind]

did you marry

[somber halo]

inaba so brave to use dating apps

[stuck copper]

did you smash on final destination?

[green epoch]

maybe she really didnt check and got worried bc you didnt send her anything

[warm bluff]

[green epoch]

[warm bluff]

ya i assume that's what happened

[somber halo]

what you think happened with the last one?

[green epoch]

have you been talking with the girl, lil Luna?

[warm bluff]

rip rando, living vicariously through a depressing life

ya

[green epoch]

now ask her out

does she live close

or is this a long distance thing

[stuck copper]

ina the only one who actually gets shit done in here

[warm bluff]

ldr too scary

[green epoch]

I wouldnt know

[hazy elk]

same

[warm bluff]

big luna op

getting all those confessions without even trying

[stuck copper]

"there are exactly 5 bears near you"

[green epoch]

but yeah Luna

ask her out

[warm bluff]

i'm coward

[green epoch]

I recommend it

[hazy elk]

I didn't bring my hunting rifle though

[warm bluff]

i'll try later

[green epoch]

before she moves on

[verbal obsidian]

hinge bumble coffee-meets-bagel tinder

Theyre all the same

[warm bluff]

too hard to start convo on tinder

[hazy elk]

ye doesn't matter, you're in someone's DMs, it's date time

[green epoch]

exactly, go on a date

this weekend

[stuck copper]

texting is shit anyway

[green epoch]

are there any amusement parks in the area

go to one w her

or

a nice dinner

[hazy elk]

dinner first date, true inaba is rich enough

[stuck copper]

go city, grab coffee

[hazy elk]

coffee grabs you smh

[green epoch]

that might be too hard if luna is too shy

[warm bluff]

[green epoch]

coffee = more talking

dinner = less talking bc eating takes more time

[hazy elk]

unless if the kitchen is backed up

[stuck copper]

and you can make more mistakes

[hazy elk]

[green epoch]

its not true, dont listen to me

[stuck copper]

i eat like an animal

[hazy elk]

ye pig best animal

[stuck copper]

5 mins tops

[hazy elk]

[green epoch]

🐷

[warm bluff]

[green epoch]

Luna you got this

dont let this one fail

one of us has to succeed in life

[warm bluff]

99% chance i'll fail again

big luna already successful in life

[hazy elk]

but you gotta go for that 1%

[stuck copper]

1% means you just have to try 100 times. works every time.

[hazy elk]

because if the odds were that bad to begin w/

then she's a keeper

[green epoch]

Do you guys have any common interests

was that how that app worked

[warm bluff]

each failure makes me more depressed

[green epoch]

sounds fake

[stuck copper]

monkeh together strong

[green epoch]

theres no way for luna to fail this one

[stuck copper]

idk if you did everything you reasonably could, there's no point in pondering

[brittle wind]

das not how gacha works smh

[stuck copper]

restart, try again

better luck next time

play more roguelikes

get used to failure

[warm bluff]

that's exactly how gacha works according to some people

[brittle wind]

did you ever make that one chart

[stuck copper]

everyone knows how gacha works

either you win

or you don't

[brittle wind]

cuz you have like 10k cubes

[stuck copper]

so it's 50%

rei taught us

[warm bluff]

how to get 10k cubes irl?

[green epoch]

good question...

[stuck copper]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-throw-window-money-cash-gif-16491349

[green epoch]

why

[warm bluff]

same

[stuck copper]

what's the point?

what's done is done

[verbal obsidian]

Got dill & parsley

Its like Mediterranean chipotle

[green epoch]

sounds yum

[stuck copper]

i don't want to exercise

too lazy

someone motivate me

[warm bluff]

seeing improvement is best motivation

[brittle wind]

is that why you're always motivated to find dem grills

[warm bluff]

there is no improvement so i'm getting less motivated each time

[brittle wind]

but you're supposed to get more motivated so you can see them improvs

[somber halo]

how2takeselfie

am ugly

[brittle wind]

uhh

point camera at yourself

[warm bluff]

same

[brittle wind]

take pic

easy

[warm bluff]

get a friend to take pics for you

[somber halo]

well, ya kno

[warm bluff]

i dont use selfie pics in my profile

[somber halo]

selfie is like a resume for dating

[green epoch]

do a face reveal

[verbal obsidian]

Get your lazy oogly ass off that pc chair and make a change

[green epoch]

yeah it is

[somber halo]

gotta make it look right in a way that makes me look good

[green epoch]

or realizing ur ugly and have to do smth about it

[stuck copper]

there is no improvement, only pain

[brittle wind]

fray already did face reveals a few time with that one certain hairstyle which all the guys who get grills have

[stuck copper]

yeah

we know what he looks like

[brittle wind]

[warm bluff]

i see improvement after working out so i'm motivated to do it more

fray op

[brittle wind]

find a girl to work out with

[verbal obsidian]

Whats the meme again

[brittle wind]

2 stones with 1 bird

[somber halo]

am too tired for gym

[verbal obsidian]

dont be fat and ugly

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

Just be ugly, join a gym

[stuck copper]

i am neither

[warm bluff]

cal fit and attractive

[verbal obsidian]

u big oogly

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

Rei told me

[stuck copper]

not exactly fit

[brittle wind]

cal has chad 6pack

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-armstrong-revengeance-i-made-it-the-fuck-up-gif-25029602

[verbal obsidian]

Believe

[stuck copper]

i just need to get rid of noodle arms

[somber halo]

is this good enough

nah, too weeb