avrora-general

[stuck copper]

every place is filled with guys

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

this is why you're maidenless

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-bonk-go-to-jail-gif-22036129

[warm bluff]

Rando lood forever

[stuck copper]

in all seriousness, this is something you should legit avoid. women have a powerful, built-in degen detector.

"ha ha. sex joke. so funny, am i right?"

bam. blocked, ghosted, whatever.

"operation siren is about to reset!"
screw you. give me my 1000 AP.

[warm bluff]

i'm never lood

especially not irl

saying unwholesome words irl is too scary

[green epoch]

yall degens

[warm bluff]

not me!

[stuck copper]

i'm more like

on demand

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

lewd annoying

like hungry

body say do, but i just want minecraft

[brittle wind]

can talks in a language we cant comprehend

[stuck copper]

simple man, simple speak

[crystal sphinx]

always swipe right

[stuck copper]

i really need to replace that A key

[crystal sphinx]

[warm bluff]

swiping right always can get you stuck with someone you don't want to be with

[stuck copper]

like who?

[brittle wind]

a normie

[stuck copper]

someone who dies in gears 5 on easy?

[crystal sphinx]

Even if you match doesnt mean you have to see each or talk to each other

You can just match and leave it as that

[warm bluff]

i dont like ghosting people

[crystal sphinx]

But you're not ghosting anyone

[brittle wind]

disgustong

[crystal sphinx]

If you match and talk and then dont reply

then ye

but if you match and then you actually dont like the person

just dont start a conversation

if they start be polite and see what they say

[stuck copper]

ram sounds like a pro

you should ask him for help

[crystal sphinx]

Not really

[warm bluff]

very pro

[crystal sphinx]

Also if you want to actually match you might want either a new account every 7 days, thats when you lose the "new account" algo boost

just delete and repeat

[green epoch]

sounds like a lot of work

[crystal sphinx]

ye

it is

if you dont want that

[crystal sphinx]

you just pay up

[brittle wind]

im funnee pls laff

[green epoch]

[stuck copper]

that's even shittier than my dad jokes

dare i say

it's cringe?

in any case, it definitely deserves a bullet

[wet torrent]

Idk why i asked my friend to buy this

[wet torrent]

It's like 2 years ago and now they're expired

[brittle wind]

maybe im the better dad here

[stuck copper]

looks kinda sus

[verbal obsidian]

shut up Cal

[stuck copper]

we doing this again?

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-scratch-lion-stuffed-toy-gif-7556947

[verbal obsidian]

Why was that emote named cathuggies smh

[stuck copper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-cute-pussy-cat-gif-15745513

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smack-slap-fuckyou-kitten-gif-11330282

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

enuff is enuff

[warm bluff]

same

[verbal obsidian]

oof indian for lunch mightve been a bad idea

I feel the itis already

[warm bluff]

ur always a bad idea

[verbal obsidian]

I remember being hella ignorant as a child

Thinking indian food smelled and tasted gross

[warm bluff]

i only recently tried indian food for the first time, it's pretty good

[verbal obsidian]

see is good

[warm bluff]

i dont think there's any country's food that i dislike

[verbal obsidian]

yeah you’d imagine theres atleast one thing you’d like from everywhere

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

[warm bluff]

ur the food of ur ppl

[crystal sphinx]

cannibalism?

[warm bluff]

but you do have all those cute girls all over you

i can't find a cute gf

[brittle wind]

Ur the cute gf

[warm bluff]

I wish

[green epoch]

What is this depresso chat

[brittle wind]

The avrogen classic

[flat palm]

Ah

This is the av gen i remember

[flat palm]

He just likes chinese food smh

[crystal sphinx]

Luna said "ur the food of your people"

[warm bluff]

[flat palm]

Aran would never eat a person, i think

[crystal sphinx]

no I think Luna meant the other people eat ara or something

[flat palm]

Idk who that is but okay lets go with that

[crystal sphinx]

[warm bluff]

i see dogs are still illiterate

[flat palm]

Raid for me today aran

You know p4s right

Yea but im so tired

I Just wna sleep

[warm bluff]

come be ceo at my company

[green epoch]

I wanna sleep too

[warm bluff]

same

[flat palm]

We had to cancel raid yday because half the grp suddenly got 900ms because the eu server died

So gotta do 3 and 4 today

@verbal obsidian

Rood

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-eww-michael-scott-the-office-steve-carell-gif-17964746

[warm bluff]

rando big simp

[verbal obsidian]

Suisei good

[warm bluff]

nou

[verbal obsidian]

Did u have to pay 200 cad

[flat palm]

if aran had to pay 200 cad he'd be too grumpy to talk to us rn

[brittle wind]

Pay 200 cat

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

Says the merican

[warm bluff]

imagine being merican

[brittle wind]

ranbo so poethicc

[verbal obsidian]

[warm bluff]

how do i get warned for being toxic now when a few months ago nobody said anything about that guy being absolutely nasty to me

[verbal obsidian]

[sick wraith]

Where's your god now?

[verbal obsidian]

@stuck copper if i get kirby will u play with me and rei

[solar fjord]

Baka

[warm bluff]

kirby is multiplayer?

[dense wing]

anyone have mario party? I bought it to play with friends and they all never touched it again

[stuck copper]

Rei no habe Switcheroni

[stuck copper]

I have Superstars

Kirby is co-op. Not sure it's online. Game hard to get right now.

[warm bluff]

[dense wing]

me too

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

Not sure we can get any actual games going due to timezones, but I could share my code.

[flat palm]

i bought mario kart for a friend and then he just never wanted to play after asking me to get it

co op games annoying when your friends are lazy

[solar fjord]

MK8 day more fun

[dense wing]

the same friends were playing mk8 together almost everyday for about just 2 weeks
they told me to get it to join them but I said every single time I buy a game to play with you guys, you guys invite me after your hype is over and so I have a game sitting in my bank statement that I played twice and cant refund

they were playing mario party on christmas, so I bought it
but they never played it again

[flat palm]

Rude

[dense wing]

I justified my purchase because at least I can play it alone with people online

[flat palm]

i dont have it but ive been tempted to

[dense wing]

I mean the main selling point for me was the fact you can play online

so your friends dont have to be local

[solar fjord]

get it aki

can play some mk8 online

[brittle wind]

i just did rando's biggest wish for me

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

nah it was just the uninstalling apex wish

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/765274300319793204/958810158300037150/unknown.png

what do they think i am

some kinda disk space whel

smh

[elfin locust]

rich

[elfin locust]

just get more storage

[brittle wind]

want a cookie

[elfin locust]

no i want dounts cause today i am older

[brittle wind]

no

you only get cookies

[elfin locust]

[brittle wind]

understandable have a nice day

[flat palm]

hire rei as a maid

cosplay rita while you're at it

[brittle wind]

that would be nsfh

not safe for hita incase you didnt figure it out but that shouldnt be needed

[high fable]

hiring a maid?

[elfin locust]

Yo

what up

CEO of Maids Here

what kind of maid you need

i can offer the best head maid

[brittle wind]

@verbal obsidian ya gonna just let that slide

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/622049906948833280.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[elfin locust]

who bitagi

[flat palm]

my dad

[elfin locust]

[brittle wind]

our dad

[high fable]

did he leave to get some milk?

[elfin locust]

MILK

[high fable]

Lactose intolerant?

so just makes it feel weird?

[brittle wind]

[elfin locust]

drinking expired milk?

thiccck

[high fable]

[verbal obsidian]

What i miss

whats the tldr

[brittle wind]

just read 5 lines above my ping mf

[elfin locust]

KEK

[verbal obsidian]

HELLO AM GUILD LEAD OF MAID CAFE

[elfin locust]

HELLO

[verbal obsidian]

THESE GUYS ARE ALREADY MY MAIDOs

[elfin locust]

I am a guild member of HMS (Hot Maid Services)

we service hot maids

[verbal obsidian]

Haha stoopid name

[elfin locust]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-belfast-belfast-azur-lane-bell-gif-24007064

[verbal obsidian]

[elfin locust]

[brittle wind]

sry hita is the best maidlord

[elfin locust]

who

[verbal obsidian]

[brittle wind]

the guy you were just screaming at

[verbal obsidian]

me

[elfin locust]

oh

[verbal obsidian]

[elfin locust]

i wasn't screaming at

[flat palm]

[elfin locust]

[brittle wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/482003896617664522.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[elfin locust]

found a holo fan

[high fable]

are maids overrated?

[elfin locust]

holo live EN

[elfin locust]

Holo live JP better

[brittle wind]

hololive is cring

[flat palm]

I love take your kid to work day when I get to visit dads maids

[elfin locust]

[verbal obsidian]

[flat palm]

[elfin locust]

oml

avrora hololive?

[flat palm]

Why do you care if people like hololive smh

[verbal obsidian]

[high fable]

man if fray were here right now

[flat palm]

[brittle wind]

fray busy working

[high fable]

[brittle wind]

i sent him some pics and he was like 'no pics me workin'

such a hard worker

[verbal obsidian]

Good for fray

[high fable]

so inspirational

[verbal obsidian]

[elfin locust]

who is fray

[brittle wind]

our dad

[elfin locust]

oh

[flat palm]

We have 2 dads

[verbal obsidian]

Cal is our mom

[brittle wind]

as the saying goes

[high fable]

[flat palm]

[brittle wind]

the more the merreier

[high fable]

what about lunasa?

[flat palm]

Can i have my allowance @verbal obsidian

[brittle wind]

lunasa is just genderbent luna

[verbal obsidian]

Did u milk the sheep today

[flat palm]

No..

[verbal obsidian]

No allowanxe

[flat palm]

[brittle wind]

Can I have my allowance @verbal obsidian

[high fable]

[verbal obsidian]

Okay son

[brittle wind]

pog

[verbal obsidian]

thx i will buy donuts with aki’s allowance

[high fable]

wow i never had any allowance

[verbal obsidian]

Nice idea rei

[elfin locust]

same

what is a allowance

[high fable]

[elfin locust]

here arsene

100

per year

[dense wing]

I applied for nijisanji last night but my hopes are low

my responses werent anything impressive

[elfin locust]

wtf is nijisanji

you know which is better

VShojo

[hazy elk]

oi aren't you supposed to be in amagi-gen

[warm bluff]

good luck kawa

[solar fjord]

Incorrect

[flat palm]

https://twitter.com/_oshimaidebu/status/1509170091665276930?t=uJFjcdDNl7tZixqTYPkACQ&s=19

おしで (@_oshimaidebu)

#さかまた飼育日記

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[solar fjord]

[elfin locust]

i have a avrora account

[hazy elk]

so does everyone and their mother, time to evict

[solar fjord]

[elfin locust]

[warm bluff]

evict everyone

[solar fjord]

Bonk em out

[elfin locust]

no please

[hazy elk]

you leave me no choice

[high fable]

[hazy elk]

time to merge all of the club generals

[elfin locust]

[hazy elk]

raw, unadulturated havoc

[elfin locust]

Sandy = Essex

[high fable]

Thats just al general but less talkative

[hazy elk]

you think so, but you haven't considered the following: sandy and washington and lexington

[warm bluff]

just merge every discord server

[high fable]

when was the last time lexington being active for 15 minutes?

[brittle wind]

lies

i dont

[high fable]

all of them just say DeAd ChAt

[hazy elk]

you fall into neither category

[verbal obsidian]

We’ve already been given the title of coolest gen chat

[elfin locust]

you know what silent can do

[verbal obsidian]

Idc what happens next

[high fable]

Ok delete this chat then

[elfin locust]

[verbal obsidian]

[hazy elk]

the pins in al-general are funnier though

so guess I have to revoke that title too

[verbal obsidian]

[high fable]

for a second i thought reign was going go through with it

[elfin locust]

he can't

[brittle wind]

i fall into nether

[elfin locust]

need admin power

[brittle wind]

intern once pinned a pic i sent in gen

for like 3 mins then it got taken down

[elfin locust]

Kek

[brittle wind]

my only achievement in life

[elfin locust]

Where is intern

[high fable]

:sadge:

[elfin locust]

[warm bluff]

Rei so successful

[high fable]

no u

[elfin locust]

wait

interkun is dead?

[hazy elk]

who said I need admin rights to hide it from sight

[hazy elk]

[brittle wind]

ok mr mansion

[elfin locust]

oh my

anyway interkun dead?

or just gotten fired

[brittle wind]

op

[elfin locust]

HMS

[warm bluff]

[elfin locust]

cygnet is good

[verbal obsidian]

someone banish this simp

[elfin locust]

but belfast better

best head maid

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

luna best head

maid

[high fable]

luna best maid in general

[warm bluff]

Unfortunately I don't look good in a maid outfit

[elfin locust]

you know who will look good

Trauson

[warm bluff]

[loud knoll]

Luna is maid

[warm bluff]

idk you should teach us

[dense wing]

anyone want to help me kill a boss in elden ring

[warm bluff]

ooh there's some drama in artist lounge

which boss?

[dense wing]

misbegotten warrior and crucible knight

im okay with the misbegotten

[somber halo]

oh

[dense wing]

but the crucible knights I cant kil

I encountered some earlier in the game and I couldnt do it

[warm bluff]

i can try if you want, i hated that fight too lol

[brittle wind]

luna OP
gonna carry

[somber halo]

how2join

[warm bluff]

gotta use a finger and the host has to summon you

[somber halo]

kawa is literally

the same place im at

nb4 someone else summons me

[warm bluff]

i think you also need to set the same multiplayer password otherwise some rando could summon

[somber halo]

well, i am stuck at the dungeon after rahdan

[warm bluff]

i can try and help with that one too if you want, that dungeon was so painful

[somber halo]

help, im EN

[brittle wind]

so you had a lotta fun with it

[brittle wind]

it says u gei

[somber halo]

no u

[brittle wind]

u no

[warm bluff]

just set a unique multiplayer password and tell the person you're summoning to use the same

[somber halo]

nb4 kawa found someone else\

[warm bluff]

nou

[somber halo]

all i did was fold cardboard and fill airbags for trailer trucks

[brittle wind]

dream job

[dense wing]

sorry I have to go to work now

[somber halo]

everyone there says they like the job with a low turnover rate

darn

[dense wing]

trying to clean up artist lounge

[somber halo]

yeah, its pretty good

[dense wing]

im standing right here

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

nice frayya good to hear

[somber halo]

saem

[dense wing]

[warm bluff]

what multiplayer password do you have set?

[dense wing]

I dont see, let me set a password

[somber halo]

i didnt put one

:psyduk:

[dense wing]

its avrora now

[warm bluff]

all lowercase?

[dense wing]

[verbal obsidian]

[warm bluff]

i set my sign down

[dense wing]

my name is asskicker

[somber halo]

beating dat ass

[dense wing]

[somber halo]

fraya's brother

[dense wing]

gangs all here

[solar fjord]

ina coming in with the hard carry

sigma

[somber halo]

inaba has an afro

[warm bluff]

i can't wait until i can get rid of my hat

[somber halo]

i think its wolf

saem

[warm bluff]

i need the hat for 15% extra bubble damage

[somber halo]

[warm bluff]

haven't decided on what i wanted yet

dont really want anything with bleed since it's broken

[dense wing]

cant believe we did it, the power of unga bunga

and bubbles

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

i think strength is OP post gaem

[warm bluff]

dex/arc is the most op i think

[dense wing]

meanwhile me

[warm bluff]

i tried pure strength before and i'm too bad at the game to use it against endgame bosses

[somber halo]

saem

[warm bluff]

my stats are a mess

[somber halo]

dat faith

[dense wing]

what levek are u guys?

[somber halo]

89

[warm bluff]

faith scales bubbles

217

[somber halo]

im super overleveled for where i am

[warm bluff]

[dense wing]

217

[somber halo]

[warm bluff]

and enemies get harder

and also drop more runes

it gets really hard to level more later

and stats cap at 99

[flat palm]

All i know is str softcap is 55, hard cap is 80

And I think endurance starts becoming worthless to lvl past 60

You start getting like 9hp per level instead of 30

Vigor i mean, not endurance

[warm bluff]

frayya are you gonna do that one dungeon?

[brittle wind]

[warm bluff]

[flat palm]

Id pay to see aran play a souls game

[somber halo]

yeah

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

Jesus

That really does look like you didn't know wtf you were doing.

[warm bluff]

is the dungeon the ||war dead catacombs?||

[somber halo]

yeah

[warm bluff]

i just needed the 80 faith for softcap

and the rest i just threw randomly for stat requirements and hp/equip load

[stuck copper]

Lemme pull up mine

[verbal obsidian]

no one asked tho Cal

[warm bluff]

i asked

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

i don't care

i just do whatever i want

[verbal obsidian]

[somber halo]

im a big kid now

[stuck copper]

oh, nice. 4k on a 1080p panel

[warm bluff]

i put my summon thing down by the grace

[stuck copper]

i crashed lmao

[somber halo]

nb4 thats inaba's future wife's name

[warm bluff]

sounds awful

[brittle wind]

sounds like the dream life

[stuck copper]

chonkers

[somber halo]

dis inaba spam carry

[brittle wind]

cal full of vigor

[stuck copper]

vig, end, str all you need

[warm bluff]

bubble spam sucks against endgame bosses

all of them are either too smol or too holy resistant

[stuck copper]

big sword, big shield, big armor

[warm bluff]

all i need is smol, long, and great horn

[brittle wind]

[warm bluff]

[carmine coyote]

[stuck copper]

great horny

[warm bluff]

wait cal what weapons are you using?

[stuck copper]

uh

[brittle wind]

prolly his fists

[stuck copper]

lemme boot up again. i haven't played in weeks.

[warm bluff]

Cal chad

oh i forgot to change my physick back to holy damage

[stuck copper]

dis gaem make pc slow

[warm bluff]

chad build

[stuck copper]

phalanx big stagger

can recommend

[warm bluff]

when i tried pure str i struggled so much against dragons and ||fire giant|| and ||commander niall||

i think i just suck

[stuck copper]

fire giant kinda sucky. for dragons just mount up and hit feet

[warm bluff]

too hard, i'm casual so i just bubble and 2 shot instead

[stuck copper]

i had an even bigger shield, but i stopped using it because the requirements were insane, and it disabled phalanx

the big ugly face that spits fire

[warm bluff]

oh i tried using that since it looked funny

[stuck copper]

not worth imo

[warm bluff]

there's a smaller ugly face that spits fireballs

i might try that one

[stuck copper]

phalanx is so good. you cast it, then jump attack. stuns so much.

flying enemies get pummeled by it even harder

[warm bluff]

rando so lood

[stuck copper]

moon spell too big int

it's, like, 70

[warm bluff]

i liked using it when i was mage

incant sometimes arcane too

[stuck copper]

int, faith, arc

i think

they're like different schools of magic

[warm bluff]

just follow a guide or something

make open world a hallway

[somber halo]

magic expensive

needs more fp

[stuck copper]

or just grab big sword

be the berserk

[warm bluff]

or be horn

[stuck copper]

no horn, only berserk

[somber halo]

horni

[dense wing]

I just use morning star

[stuck copper]

horni star

[warm bluff]

horn good

[stuck copper]

i actually thought about using it. it has bleed, right?

[dense wing]

yes

I feel weak though, its only +8

it wont scale through end game, im going to have to drop it eventually

[warm bluff]

somebody beat like all the endgame bosses with a club so anything would work

just use katanas and spam bleed with a mimic

ur hard

[stuck copper]

dang

i forgot you could dual wield big swords

i need to get a second copy of mine

[somber halo]

i want to dual wield a better katana and the greatsword that heals you

[warm bluff]

i see lots of people dual wield ||radhan's|| big sword

[stuck copper]

i think it looks ugly

[somber halo]

isnt dat a skill tho

[stuck copper]

no ugly swords for me

[high fable]

Is there a bastard sword?

[stuck copper]

if it were straight, i'd take it. dat curve ruins it for me.

[high fable]

[somber halo]

i mean ya kno

there are many swords in this game with varying degrees of size

[stuck copper]

"Bastard Sword is a Greatsword in Elden Ring. The Bastard Sword scales primarily with Strength and Dexterity is a good Weapon for melee users who want to perform longer-reaching heavier hits. "

[high fable]

right

woah.... a greatsword

[somber halo]

i just realized i finished this whole area

except the giant pot thing

[stuck copper]

bastard sword can even get an A in STR

[high fable]

I'm deciding if i should start with dark souls or elden ring

[somber halo]

what i thought was a great sword, was actually a colossal sword

[high fable]

[warm bluff]

fray has a colossal sword

[somber halo]

greatswords in this game is just a slightly longer sword

am smol

[high fable]

[somber halo]

after my sussy business transactions lately

i realize what my problem is

i dont have enough width

[stuck copper]

sword is sword. greatsword is the swingy thing i like to call "bitch-slapping blade". ultra/colossal is basically a big club in sword shape.

[warm bluff]

what type of sussy business transactiosn?

[high fable]

ooo clubs, i like those

[stuck copper]

emotional support

[warm bluff]

i like hammers

like the horns

[high fable]

good at causing head trauma

[somber halo]

inaba likes to smash

[high fable]

hammers are good as well

[stuck copper]

probably do a lot of stagger

and stagger good

[warm bluff]

smash?

all i do is blow

bubbles

[somber halo]

hot

[high fable]

cute

[icy plume]

Elden ring plays better, but there is a lot of stuff that hits way too hard imo.

[stuck copper]

ina sucks and he likes to blow

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

i think i heard here

that elden ring is easier than dank sols

[stuck copper]

eh

depends

it's way more complex for sure

[high fable]

A friend told me elden ring has better story telling than dark souls

[icy plume]

They have better npc quests.

[warm bluff]

i think people say the bosses are harder but there's more options to make them easy with op builds

[stuck copper]

i think dark souls can be easier. like, there are stat caps that are easy to reach and doing so will last you the entire game.

meanwhile, elden ring forces you to get at least 50 vig or you're dead.

[icy plume]

Depends which dark souls.

[icy plume]

Pretty much yea.

[stuck copper]

then there's dark souls 1, which has really shitty 4-way rolling

[high fable]

I have the remastered collection

So all 3

[icy plume]

I only played 3

[stuck copper]

they're all hard, but different, i'd say

elden ring weapon upgrades suck big time

you pick one, maybe two weapons, and it'll have to do

because the rocks are so hard to get

dark souls just sells them

[warm bluff]

it's not that bad

once you get the bell bearings you can buy them infinitely

[stuck copper]

yeah

if you know they exist, and where to get them

[warm bluff]

i farmed 50 of each somber and 150 of each normal smithing stone

[stuck copper]

at one point, i had tons of high-level rocks i couldn't use, because i didn't have enough of a mid-level rock

[warm bluff]

was it a somber 7?

[stuck copper]

regular ones, not sombers

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

like, you need six of rock 4, but you only have 5. meanwhile, you have 14 of rocks 5 and 6.

because you can go all over the map in (almost) any order

and i didn't have the bells

[somber halo]

dang

i realize am so tired

work got me walking a lot

atm its 6 to 2:30

yeah

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

yeah but getting up in the morning is the hardest part

well yeah

im still technically training

[warm bluff]

hardest part getting up in the morning?

[brittle wind]

Lewdna lewd

[stuck copper]

i'm always up in the morning

[somber halo]

but next week, HR might move me to 2:30pm to 10pm

[stuck copper]

that's not too bad

[somber halo]

our company is massively recruiting atm

once we get a few more ppl, we gonna do the 2-2-3 12 hr shifts

which is next month

[brittle wind]

Hire me

[stuck copper]

12h shifts

[brittle wind]

How do ppl do 12hr shifts smh

Dont they just drop dead

[hazy elk]

smells like a recipe for disastrous productivity

[warm bluff]

murican capitalism

[stuck copper]

so many studies that show shorter hours to be better

[somber halo]

thats why they have 2-2-3 instead of 5 days straight

[stuck copper]

but let's keep doing this

[brittle wind]

Whats a 2 2 3

[hazy elk]

it's not just that, I'm sure they're raking in the dough by getting away with not having to document people for full-time

[somber halo]

2 days, 2 days, 3 days

alternating on and off

so sometimes i might have a 3 day weekend

[brittle wind]

Ic

[stuck copper]

yeah, when i did that night job, they wouldn't pay night fees

because they kept their people under a certain amount of work hours

[hazy elk]

[somber halo]

google says its called the Panama work schedule

[stuck copper]

apparently, if you work fewer hours, it's not night anymore

[hazy elk]

the magic of business

[stuck copper]

genius

doesn't matter if you work 4 hours or 6. night's still fucked.

so you should get the same "night is fucked bonus"

but okay

i'm not an expert on this

[somber halo]

yeah

afternoon shift here is +$.50 and graveyard is +$1 an hour

[hazy elk]

unless if the base pay is abnormally high it's typically not worth your sanity

[somber halo]

yeah

my last job was graveyard

[stuck copper]

i mean

[somber halo]

it was very difficult do errands you have during the day

[hazy elk]

and if it is abnormally high, why aren't you just doing days anyway

[stuck copper]

if you make one dollar an hour... that's double the moni!

[hazy elk]

[stuck copper]

one dolla base pay

[somber halo]

i mean

[stuck copper]

and one dolla bonus

[somber halo]

i hate days

[stuck copper]

double monies

big deal

[somber halo]

other than the effort to get outta bed in the early morning

[hazy elk]

it frees up your day

but your day is nice and sleep

[somber halo]

most ppl work those hours, so you have to deal with a longer commute time with added traffic

[stuck copper]

yeah, but people are also annoying shits, and that makes sleeping over the day harder.

[somber halo]

so indirectly, its longer

or less free time essentially

[hazy elk]

certainly even harder w/ a family, don't get me started on how I question my mother's sanity every day

straight packhorse, seems like she never sleeps

[stuck copper]

we get garbage men at least twice a week

sometimes 3

[hazy elk]

[stuck copper]

and they are fucking loud

[somber halo]

saem

[hazy elk]

is your... neighborhood prone to just going through metric tonnes of trash a week?

[stuck copper]

yeah, every type of trash has its own team that empties the bins

[hazy elk]

oh yeah that makes sense

[stuck copper]

paper, recycle, non-recycle

[hazy elk]

fuckers promised they would be same day as recyclables, they always slackin' until the next day

[stuck copper]

or whatever it's called

[somber halo]

paper and recycle are separated

[stuck copper]

and when it's not winter, we get these shitty gardeners with their horrible trash lawnmowers

that still run on gas in 2022

and are about as loud as a fucking motorcycle

[hazy elk]

[stuck copper]

so that's nice

it's best to sleep early and get up before they get here

which is at around 8

[warm bluff]

how often do you get your lawn mower guy?

[stuck copper]

not sure. once a week, or once every two weeks.

leaf blowers too

i'm pretty sure they're government mandated

there's this program for unemployed people

they have to do this kind of work

basically poor people slavery

[warm bluff]

i need to find someone to do my lawn

too lazy to do it myself

[stuck copper]

they order them around to keep them busy

[warm bluff]

i have my gym for that

[stuck copper]

"my gym"

you own one now?

[warm bluff]

just a bench, some weights, and a pull up bar in my basement

[stuck copper]

i'll take that as a yes

[hazy elk]

ye personal gym

what every low-class peep owns

ofc

[stuck copper]

i don't have a house, or a basement even

ina big money

[warm bluff]

[high fable]

luna be banking

[somber halo]

damn

inaba has a house, a gym, tall, and designer clothes

what girl doesnt want him

[high fable]

luna be dripping

with them designer clothes

[stuck copper]

maybe he puts pineapple on pizza

[solar fjord]

what's wrong with that

[stuck copper]

or he's using the wrong toilet paper orientation (under)

[stuck copper]

you get a free pass because you're aussie

and you have a knife

[solar fjord]

pineapple and beetroot on everything

[brittle wind]

[verbal obsidian]

what a monstrosity

[somber halo]

whats a beetroot

[verbal obsidian]

A root to beat u with fray

[somber halo]

[solar fjord]

[hazy elk]

always at risk of falling off into the sun does that to a people

[high fable]

feels bad being a aussie

[warm bluff]

Aussie accents are cute

I wish

[high fable]

nah bruv

[verbal obsidian]

Bit rude innit

[somber halo]

i think i should just sleep early

so i can wake up early

[high fable]

man i wish i can wake up from a sleep feeling energized

[somber halo]

i already missed pvp anyways

[warm bluff]

rando gonna date big luna then?

[somber halo]

cute

already done 2 long distance relationships

[solar fjord]

[somber halo]

cant do any more of those

[warm bluff]

ldr sounds painful

[stuck copper]

Yeah

[somber halo]

gonna do opsi and slep

am masochist

[warm bluff]

[high fable]

i wonder if blacked out curtains will help me sleep more

[stuck copper]

More dark, more silent, better sleep

[verbal obsidian]

Oh twitch desktop app is being discontinued

[stuck copper]

Also, cold room

[somber halo]

[solar fjord]

using desktop app

[high fable]

rando bullying

[warm bluff]

Blackout curtains are so much better than eyemask

[somber halo]

ive only used twitch for twitch plays pokemon

[high fable]

[somber halo]

speaking of eyelash

supposedly longer ones are cuter

[warm bluff]

Get fake eyelashes

[somber halo]

noisk

[stuck copper]

Pls no fake shit

[high fable]

[somber halo]

my mom cut my eyelashes as a baby to make them longer

kinda the same mindset as asian parents making their children bald to grow thicker hair

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

Das not how it works

[hazy elk]

[somber halo]

i mean

it doesnt

[high fable]

[hazy elk]

what in the seven hells

[somber halo]

my parents

[stuck copper]

At least fray has an excuse for being weird

[somber halo]

but yeah they also did that to my hair

[high fable]

Silent just walked in on this convo

[hazy elk]

Silent just walked out of this convo

[warm bluff]

fray normal

[somber halo]

[high fable]

[warm bluff]

same

[stuck copper]

Nah

Fuck that

Imagine being a normie

[warm bluff]

sounds nice though

no social anxiety

[stuck copper]

Wake up, eat cereal, go work lame job, talk about boring things, go back home, watch normie TV, talk to normie friends about normie things, go to bed.

[warm bluff]

that sounds oddly familiar

[stuck copper]

"Ah, yes. I like this top 10 chart song everyone likes."

[somber halo]

nb4 taylor swift

[stuck copper]

"Have you listened to these top 10 chart songs, too?"

[somber halo]

i like justin beiber

[warm bluff]

music too complicated

[stuck copper]

"Yes, I have. I really like these top 10 chart songs."

[hazy elk]

what's a top 10, I just listen to whatever youtube recommends me which is like the same 50 songs on shuffle

and it has been that way for like the past 2y

maybe I am out of touch and a boomer

[stuck copper]

I am thinking of that Lego movie so much right now lmao

[warm bluff]

that's exactly what i do

i just listen to whatever yt recommends

[somber halo]

i wish i had someone to meta attack

[stuck copper]

I listen to whatever I liked on Spotify.

[hazy elk]

never watched that either, I swear I haven't seen any movies since like the avengers or some such

culture, slipping through my fingers

[solar fjord]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FO6gt1KXMAMyNJ4?format=jpg&name=small

[stuck copper]

The movie pokes fun at conformity. Everyone watches the same thing, etc.

[warm bluff]

best religion

[hazy elk]

pope tortoise

sign me up too

[solar fjord]

best doggo

[warm bluff]

2nd best character after ranni

[somber halo]

are you a sucker for love?

[loud knoll]

[warm bluff]

why no rat elden ring

am jelly

ask fray to refer you

[solar fjord]

https://twitter.com/sanbabasanba/status/1509137221156503552?s=20&t=kmifSIIRrMXapFOAp4HGfA

タルタル山岡 (@sanbabasanba)

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[solar fjord]

Yeah that's Karen

[warm bluff]

cute!

[high fable]

i wanna play more rhythm games

[elfin locust]

love live and d4dj

[warm bluff]

groove coaster is pretty good

has vtuber songs

[quasi palm]

Tapsonic has a Mutsuki

[solar fjord]

https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1509317657157378055

💖ironmouse😈VSHOJO💖 (@ironmouse)

This friday April 1st on Speak of the Devil we have the amazing chaotic Hololive council member @hakosbaelz ! I am so excited to finally get to sit down and chat and ratJAM. If you guys have any questions for her please feel free to leave them here!

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Twitter · Mar 30, 2022, 11:52 PM

[elfin locust]

Aussie

Hako is Aussie

[solar fjord]

Ok

[elfin locust]

she is

and what the oether one

Tsukumo Sana and Hakos Baelz are Australian

[solar fjord]

No shit she is
Not hard to spot an aussie as an Aussie

[elfin locust]

not hard to spot a aussie

[kind goblet]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[kind goblet]

Don't forget Kiara.

[elfin locust]

no she Austria

[kind goblet]

No, no. Definitely Australian.

[elfin locust]

no no no

[kind goblet]

Kiara is from Australia, and Haachama is an honorary Australian.

[green epoch]

[wet torrent]

All these simps

[stuck copper]

Why snow?

I wake up and it's all snow

[brittle wind]

I sent you some

[elfin locust]

Do you want to switch you can have rain

[high fable]

Ever heard of fire weather?

I have that

[stuck copper]

[violet shard]

poggers 139 actual gaming

[wet torrent]

u mean casual

[green epoch]

I have vtuber drip

i have a vtuber model

I just never stream

Streaming is exhausting

But maybe

Depends

If I have to talk to myself its way worse

[brittle wind]

cap

[violet shard]

but 139 high

[green epoch]

Definitely

[warm bluff]

[green epoch]

I had someone I hate join and donate money

[warm bluff]

Big Luna stream when

[green epoch]

Was p awkward

And one time my friends started calling me w my irl name in chat

[brittle wind]

u big luna

when stream

[green epoch]

Not irl people, just old gamer friends

[verbal obsidian]

ewww E-friends

[green epoch]

i was young and domb

[wet torrent]

now u are older and smort

[stuck copper]

show your vsona

[brittle wind]

atleast she aint doin a fray

[high fable]

[green epoch]

Same, cold does that

[verbal obsidian]

i remember being told as a kid

that i needed to eat more jello when my nails were cracking lol

[green epoch]

Zilf made it

[green epoch]

sussy

what kind of jello

[stuck copper]

greeen

[verbal obsidian]

omg Luna is ninghai

[green epoch]

noodles

with veggies and tofu

maybe

yeah netflix is op

[warm bluff]

Super cute vtuber model

Same

[green epoch]