#avrora-general
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but i didnt go there yet
Lewdna stop bein lewd
nou
haha ur mum
no u
it's hell week
Its always hell week
Bitagis mum stinky

Im tempted to whale for romulus rei, tell me not to
dont whel
oh new event in AL
yes bitagi
uggh do we gotta pull
just pull 2 and shop the last one
ez build, 2 ships
ill nvr reach 2k coobs like this
purple too hard
wait, whats at 2k cob
you win the game


Do it
I wanna dye my hair the same color as luna
maybe

but that's just brown
impero has the morning after hair
i wanna look good with dyed hair
it looks pretty
and its really sexy
hey u do u gurl
we do not talk about sex hair
Certified fray moment

be the best Luna you want yourself to be

i need a proper, permanent green or blue
but nobody seems to make those. too scary.
dunk head in chemicals. become toxic.

sounds cute
yeah, there's a dark blue one. but it's dark. i didn't bleach my hair to make it dark again.
hair dye
i can't imagine what brown-pink would look like
cute
blonde-pink is cute
no u
some kinda
Invisible hair color

Its so cool
noice
I used to cut a smol bit of my hair with scissors then my parents would mald at me and send me to the barber's
fun story
I never dyed my hair and we usually used to use henna 
i had to cut my son's hair
so i told him to hold still
he did not hold still
so i cut him in the ear
the end
lmfao one time my friend showed up at my house w henna and was like
u want some tattoos? ill make u some


ps: it's a horrible feeling. kinda spongy, too.
Brand me daddy
i can give u a tattoo

I mean henna can be used in ur hair or u can have it in ur hands or feets 
isn't it just body paint?
Especially for married people their is a day where the pride gets to do that 
i hate drawing hands and feet
what she said. kinda.
hands can look pretty
No 
drawing pretty hands is too hard
well drawn feet is pretty sexi
drawings hands is fun
🚪
Fray be like
YT can teach u 
off what?
off
Ur ass
Cal ignoring the steps
I mean
i am not a stepping person
step 1: get on top of the person
unless i get to step on people
I step on the floor everyday
step 2: apply pressure

well
saem
im a whale
same
i had to pull some mail for some coin
I found something funny 
Pigeons that come to my house eat the cat food outside 

i hard capped on them exp books yesterday, idk who to use it on
take that, natural predator
there's a hard cap for exp books?
yea, its 3k
And cats outside sometimes eat rice and salad 
after dealing with my friend's pets
Aran is a neko boy?!?!?!
i dont think i want my own pet anymore
Like the food we give for the cats the pigeons eat from it and the food we give for the pigeons the cats eat it 
damn, pineapple on pizza i see
pineapple on pizza is fine
I don't like mushrooms 
i'd rather have seafood instead of chicken any time
seafood is ew
i want sushi
Uh i only have 10k coins fk
facebook deleted some of my pictures
my friend took a pic with a sea cucumber and i never could find it anymore
also they deleted my pictures of snow in the desert
i like roe, its an acquired taste
yeah
subs cute
sp4 is level 70 something tho
but i'm not
oh my
save his soul
most of the characters i draw are big 
is this some stepmom shit?
yeah, the triforce is 78
hey man

hot
ever had impossible burger?
yes
how is it
impossible burger pretty good
eh just seems overpriced
i just eat burgar


like other burgers?
havent had meat in a while so idk 
i was working the graveyard grocery store shifts
they're cute so not garbo
and one of the projects i had to do was introduce the impossible burger
i found a pea protein/jackfruit mix that's pretty okay
well, never tried yet because i cant cook
you have to add some hot water and it gets big
i've had it at fast food places and it's better than their normal burgers since those usually suck
i tried cooking a hot dog two days ago
like ground meat
i cant tell when its cooked
maybe i can make burgers with it
i think burger king has beyong burger or smth
still cold when i decided to pull it out
same
well is okay but its expensive compared to other places
i only liked burger king back in the day because they were the first mainstream fast food place with slushies
i remember bk being garbage every time i went other than when i got the beyond burger

dunkin is my favorite
mcdonalds still has the best fries
they got the double bigmac right now
You dont know that
oh I never go for lunch, only breakfast


there's more sanics and dairy queens here than mcds
dunkin has the best fast food coffee
yes



this
mcds jipped me a couple times with their coffee only filling it 60% of the way
one spoon of fair trade instant coffee
I just order a black iced and pour tons of creamer at home
idk why but I like their roast blend
hot tap water

let's goooooo
same, coffee too expensive, i can just make macchiato at home anyway
we ghetto

coffee makes me poop
sounds yummy
but i only drink it if i need the energy
no u
yeah
otherwise every other coffee thats not named coffee is good
i get a tub of sugar-free, hazelnut-flavored sweetener every now and then
like cappucinos
i dont drink coffee w sugar

no sugar

sweetener
sugar unhealthy
already sweet with creamer
doesn't matter
sweetener unhealthy too
all the sweet without the sugar
better unhealthy, than unhealthy and fat tho
see you guys in the ER in like 2 years
no 
black coffee best for normal coffee
no bullying
D'accord
donde esta la bibliotheca?
140 cube for 1 elite
i wish i were lucky
es en tu casa

oops
what is this
idk im bad
azul lane
non
i'll just make up a language
azurio lanuria
la luz azul
no
can't stay in school when you don't get held back
アズールレーン
kids in stay, school
school doesnt teach you to adult properly
school too hard
big inhale
that's only for those that don't have to seek out a job to make ends meet during school

you get a job, you'll be adulting plenty
school teaches you enough to be a factory worker
maybe people will stop mistaking me for a 15 yo if i get a job
how 2 adult?

tastes like piss anyway
had to learn how to do taxes and financial management through work
but
now you know about some random animal and its bullshit
or at least you used to

wat
i like to shit on schools for teaching people useless shit
yes
soju so much better than beer
soju is so potent

i swear, most guys only drink beer because "it's what men do"

what's a girly beer?
I can't for the life of me figure out how that's possible though
the ones with fruit flavors
i wanna try
shit like hard lemonade or cider is fine ye

whenever i go to my other friend's place, i always take his wife's beer
like there can't be this huge conspiracy out there for men to just be like "yo, beer sehr gut, even if it at best tastes almost like water and at worst just tastes like killing your tastebuds for no reason"
maybe I'm not a man though
women have better taste in alcoholic beverages for sure


his wife is hot but im also a huge downgrade from my friend
how to find wife
have big income, own a motorcycle, own some guns, have some pets, and your own house
how 2 step 1?
only beer i actually liked was dark wheat beer
cant have dark beer
how 2 step 0?
root beer has a shit ton of sugar but i like it
no u
ive only had one exp with dark beer
i have none of these
we pay rent
i see
i believe people only drink beer bc they think its cool
That being said, beer tastes like ass
i only drink regular beer when im already drunk
some people might be into that
because idc about the taste anymore and i want to keep the party going
traditions worked in the past, but not anymore
i dont wanna get drunk
12% alcoholic content minimum
Talking about bars tho
alcohol bad
nightmares from drinking vodka with russian comrades during military service 

i like white russians

"no juice, only vodka"
i like the ones that don't taste like alcohol
but i don't drink anymore, so whatever
yeah... about that
Idk
being drunk bad
i'm like
a natural disaster when i get drunk
you know how a tornado doesn't give a fuck about things?
am lightweight
kinda like that
baby you are a firework
I am waiting for my metamorphosis
this is believable since we still haven't been able to drop cigs
You're still cool

and this is closer to the truth
literally the same shit in different words
Ah yes, thats true
so eat that @stuck copper

well, we got vapes
Dont smoke


at least get high something better
I smok
make it worth it
do the windmill
fond memories of being high with friends playing in the background
Fray moment
"remember when you thought you had a heart attack and ended up sleeping in the bathtub?"
it sucks when your only source of weed is from your family

I want to fast forward

break into places, hang out on top of rooftops without permission

and getting shit-faced with friends
Yw
dat hour delay

wait
Wait das lewd

Dont think so
how2calculatetime
i was high on nostalgia
Im high on luna
im lower than them apple bottom jeans
i'm always sad
because i miss the old days
i can't even if i wanted to
same
bro
also i was more bored
I was happier with less money 
watching the stars with friends and fast food
taking hits, talking shit and falling asleep
Old days before i knew rando and luna were the best
I didn't know there were ppl making 6 figures daily
After that i got depressed
ðŸ˜
haven't had that in ten years or so
same
not that i'd want to. i just miss it.

i was too poor back in the day, so i wasnt able to go out with friends as much as i wanted
even staying at home, dad was always angry i played video games a lot
so i never had a real hobby to ever invest in

Once got caught trying to climb into a building from a bit of broken window
Man was like who are you
Gave the name of one of my friends in the area
It was a complex so most ppl more or less knew each other
He was takin me to that person's house to talk to my 'dad'
Then someone else just saw that and was like "wait that's mr x's son"
Plans ruined smh
i had a bunch of friends

Same
No
basically a club of rejects
U
And cooking
i wish i started hobbies earlier
but we were cool together
draw!
drawing is fun and not scary!
how2relaxwhenpoor
My life is easily separable in "before and after moving towns"
Before it i was cheerful and outgoing and buncha frens
After depressed and ded inside and all that usual emo shit

this city
But then a lot of shit went down 
we got on the roof through the attic
Hmmm
i did drink but not that much
Mostly hung out with friends and went to conventions 
get drunk in the park, listen to metal, scream like assholes
We had a kinda shared attic storage
Tall building and no elevator tho so long walk up there
Dont rember if it had way to roof
probably. ours had a hatch. you had to use a ladder to get up.
Had this kid around who kept sayin "6 year olds dont exist" and he was 6
shit was heavy though. really tough when you're drunk/baked
hm
We just said you dont exist then
i cant leave the house
no u
i really wanted to go to that place this week before i start work
yeah
i have 2 training days then i go to nights
Sounds fun

my last job had no training, you just started right away
Back in smol days we lived in this bigass complex and it had like different parts
Then we had gang wars n stuff
Good shit
Was
Now i just hole up in my room everyday
Not excite
Ur life more excite
You ask a group of random ppl wat to eat every day
PC is just better
leave my libido alone
What about Noelle?

Ask for a compensation
Yeah planes are fun
Are there a lot of people at the gate
Ew
I can imagine
Remove em
pluck em
am trying to
im a snek now
||the skin under my eyebrows keeps molting and having THICCC ass eyebrows is making it harder to remove||

dreams are memes
don't let your dreams be memes
i wish i had good dreams


nb4 aran finds a gf on his flight

Youre not old

I forgot I have a deadline for an assignment today 


Tell her to move
excuse me ma'am move your old ass outta my seat
probably snuck onto the flight to sabotage rando
young people dont appreciate what they have these days
some old people are annoying
just because they lived long they feel like they did a service to the world during whatever time theyve been through
nb4 nuclear dystopian future

Zombie breakout pls
teach me to clear EX inaba
So life becomes exciting

i wish
he gets them more frequently than us
Gigachad
They wouldnt let you in on the wrong flight 
they could've felt bad for him


when i die, i want the people closest to me carry my casket
so they can let me down one more time
What if you've been the one letting them down

better than promising to take off in 5min
and then telling us an hour later that we're in queue no. 5 for takeoff

so ppl dont complain why they not on yet

60/40 at least
If you fail it you'll win the next one
pity roll for next life
its basically the cold retrofit
Say no to covid
yeah at this point its just rng

I LOST A FAMILY MEMBER TO COVID DONT YOU SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN
nb4 someone says that



thye
Shoulda stayed home
use noise cancelling headphones
what if noise cancelling is so good that you no longer hear music through them
would still go to asialand
Sad
luna should come to usa
i am back
hello back, I'm silent
@green epoch i bought lychee soda. not bad.

What kind
uuhhh, the only kind they had
Mine was like this 
it says "rubicon sparkling"

no u
Same one 
bish got the same can
Yeah it was good
kinda sweet but tasty
nah, she said it that one time and i thought i had never tasted it, so i got it

lemme get proof of purchase

nothing wrong with following the herd off a cliff either 
man, you're such a buzzkill
i'm trying to have a good time
just bring a kite or something
i'm kinda in a bad place right now, so please excuse me if i'm not going to participate in any banter.
no hard feelings tho
good luck with your flight
i'm gonna fuck off again
laters
Holy shit
These drop rates are terrible
I’ve burned through 250 cubes already and nothing
I keep getting Formidable
And I’ve
Had her since forever already
So
i also keep getting Essex carriers
go away
Well
On the bright side I now have 600 medals?

pog
350 cubes….
I’m
Gonna go think on my life
And question everything
That led me to this day
imma make your cv a vv
hot
20 cubes gang
they're just waiting to resync up with your flight intended for the following day

also 6 cubes and nothing higher than a rare so far gang

watching tentacle vtuber play elden ring makes me feel incompetent
ina a real gamer




150 🚮
i did 24 builds only got 
big frontal carriers wont leave me alone

that's me


u
||melania|| too op, i'm trying to fight her again on ng+ but her cutscene keeps crashing my game
ng+ is a lot faster than the first playthrough, i skipped like 90% of the map 
inaba pro
ranni ending?
yee

phase 2 final boss
some BS in there
ya there's that one attack that's basically undodgeable without a specific skill



Imagine having 9am AL reset
3pm reset gang 
yeah but it doesnt run emulator
LEARN THE SUPERIOR SYSTEM
Aran is a criminal confirmed


What stage u at
Oh
But stages kinda ez tho
Should be possible if u do quick run with preloaders
U got this

Use mobile discord

Delete it
Frann no
Works like a wonder

I was just tellin him the best way

auto is pretty good
Ur pretty good

Everything
Eat and sleep
Not being good
Big Luna good at everything 
"Whatchu wanna do"
"Anything"
yes those
Use me as the test subject

How sweet, ive already had plenty of test subjects
i will donate my body for science







































