buy lactose-free
#avrora-general
stuck copper
somber halo
am slightly lactose intolerant
but lactose-free tastes nasty to me
same with dairy-free ice cream
somber halo
im afraid of soy because of the estrogen claims
stuck copper
that is phytoestrogen
somber halo
well, except soy sauce because im asian
stuck copper
that's like saying "i am afraid of getting pregnant from plants"
green epoch
stuck copper
there's an hbomberguy video from 4 years ago that handles that topic
soy boys: a measured response
green epoch
oh god looking at old pics is painful
i didnt even realize i had gained weight
but looking back to it
green epoch
not anymore
stuck copper
my wife looked at older pictures and asked "did i really look like that?"
and i said "yeah. now you know how much i love you."
because she was way fatter
through thick and thin
green epoch
stuck copper
good thing she's changed her mentality tho
no more crying about fat shaming
as a shield
being active is the way to go
stuck copper
yay, my dad wired me 50€
green epoch
verbal obsidian
green epoch
somber halo
i hate how my phone woke me up too early
verbal obsidian
stuck copper
early worm eats the bird
somber halo
yes, the one who had the flu
verbal obsidian
<a:DaBBing:598085193928146944>
somber halo
well, restarted my phone to correct the time
idk why it was set to colorado instead of arizona
stuck copper
we get time steal in 2 weeks
somber halo
stuck copper
they should just get rid of it
stuck copper
it's more about saving energy
but i don't care. just live in the dark.
ban blockchain. there's your energy savings. easy.
they're selling the humble boomer shooter bunlde
naive holly
somber halo
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
somber halo
saem
loud knoll
Same 
junior zinc
Tfw you’re afraid of sunlight
brittle wind
im afraid
kind goblet
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Look up the cast for Season 1 Episode 1 of that show, and check who played the youngest child.
kind goblet
They've been in a couple other things since then, but I'm looking for one in particular.
warm bluff
||malenia|| is complete bs
warm bluff
not anymore
somber halo
warm bluff
might just cheese it
high fable
inaba is 
warm bluff
frayya popular
somber halo
especially girls who's first and last names are first names
high fable
Frayya really popular
stuck copper
somber halo
warm bluff
somber halo
am not popular, they bots
warm bluff
frayya popular with both bots and humans, am jelly
warm bluff
||malenia|| kinda ruining elden ring for me, i like difficult fights but she's just unfair
somber halo
i just hate that im a bit overleveled and im dying a lot
insert skill issue meme
also inaba is a masochistic anime protagonist confirmed
warm bluff
somber halo
with all the research ive done recently, strength build is not the way to go
too much risk/reward situations with proper precision 2 big brain 4 me
warm bluff
strength build was pretty fun for some bosses, i like dying a lot and learning boss patterns
somber halo
inaba the real big brain here
somber halo
i like
versatility
in most games, its the least optimal route because you dont specialize in a specific area
well, versatility and self-sustainment because im not a team player
warm bluff
i went back to mage, usually i like fighting solo too but probably just gonna get a friend and comet azur this boss
somber halo
am at the carian study hall
this goddamnfucking mage
keeps one shotting me with his giant ass fuckin bow
warm bluff
with mage she's less stupid unfair, but her ||lifesteal|| is absolute bs
somber halo
warm bluff
he has 70 hrs already 
somber halo
at least a quarter of it is being afk
warm bluff
op
somber halo
also, my old roommate/boss just called me
he wants me to go back to california
nah
he said he wants me back so much, i can live for free essentially
higher paying sure
but not enough for cost of living expenses
well, self sustaining expenses
yeah
ideally, in somewhere in the future
i want to be able to live by myself
well, yeah
dont want to make hasty decision though
or else i be ending up where i am currently again
moving back to california to help friend not be depress
warm bluff
help me not be depress too pls
somber halo
in an ideal world yeah
wet torrent
Ok that sounds weird
somber halo
current friend met through discord, friend in california met through work, other friend who lives in california and arizona met through college
all three of them offering me to live with them for free until i get work
yeah, temporary free rent
its just my pride of being independent of people
cause in the end, i still wanna move out, live on my own
only difference between all of them is the location
green epoch
Ew
warm bluff
warm bluff
or draw it on a different character!
warm bluff
luna art when
green epoch
Sure 
warm bluff
Ya Luna show art
warm bluff
Same
somber halo
saem
fallen sundial
Depends, why did they kick you out?
I kept sending essex gifs on their discord 
green epoch
carmine coyote
green epoch
valid reason to get kicked
fallen sundial
Jk I was inactive in azur lane for over 3 months
And also because I kept sending essex shite in a futa roon guild
green epoch
If you cant find any here
carmine coyote
That would do it though
green epoch
fallen sundial
Tanks
fallen sundial
Im mobile
somber halo
didnt he ask the same thing the other day
green epoch
in channel, friends and guild id, avrora
carmine coyote
Wait I posted my guild and discord channel over on #friend-and-guild-id a while ago
somber halo
i mean ya kno
he was here a few days ago and i gave him ours
never followed up on it
carmine coyote
carmine coyote
Well, can you?
carmine coyote
What you think I'm just going to post my guild info here and not in #friend-and-guild-id
Lunasa being subtle on trying to bonk someone
green epoch
what you think...
yeah if he actually wants to join you can post it to him
but he seems to have vanished
carmine coyote
For now at least
stuck copper
as long as our missions are being cleared, i don't care
green epoch
do you play anymore
stuck copper
fk u rei
brittle wind
fk u urself cal
brittle wind
do you play anymore
no but that doesnt change the fact that i never got in a guild
stuck copper
fishing for pity
green epoch
smh smh smh
somber halo
im also with cal on mission completion
stuck copper
dis guy hasn't played in years
green epoch
idm if my members aint active cuz i have 20 empty slots anyways
so real reason to kick em yet
brittle wind
luna boutta go write up a new rule like 'no club joinin if you dont play' then kick me out
green epoch
cuz this chat is chill
somber halo
makes me wonder how bad the other rooms are
stuck copper
i know we did have at least one person who got banned in here
and bita, who got several warnings
somber halo
saem
somber halo
that one video i got banned for a while back was absolutely my mistake
other than that
brittle wind
i dont really care bout a warn or two as long as it aint a ban lel
somber halo
it seems every warning i got was for something smaller and smaller
brittle wind
my warns were on stuff like
yamashiro bongo cat
green epoch
Just behave like you do
brittle wind
green epoch
Is easy
brittle wind
how dare you
stuck copper
just nod and say "hai domo"
somber halo
i got warned for using an acronym
stuck copper
nbr?
brittle wind
noob battle royale?
brittle wind
idk
brittle wind
never saw it smh
it was prolly yt anyw
somber halo
well
stuck copper
must have been really bad then
stuck copper
yeah, but was it?
somber halo
a rope
green epoch
Never got warned
stuck copper
not even worth
stuck copper
rei repeat offender
green epoch
Dis acc? You mean you have another one 
stuck copper
once crime, always crime
brittle wind
nou
green epoch
Sounds sus
somber halo
hey dat kyaru gif is gud
stuck copper
not sure i can say more
green epoch
Ouch
stuck copper
is his story
green epoch
Yeah dw if its bad dont tell it here
brittle wind
had a warn for sending an screenshot from al wiki translations
tho i got it cleared up by crying to restart
crying to restart solved 96% of my problems here
brittle wind
luna luna
yno
i had a case of bein a target of racism in offtopic before
they called me a white name
brittle wind
no fakkyu
brittle wind
if i cant be purple i dont want no color
and purple is hard cuz i'd have to stream al n all that
or sth like that
green epoch
stuck copper
understandable
green epoch
Poor lil thing
stuck copper
purple is cool
green epoch
I used to have cosplayer and artist roles
brittle wind
ppl actually called him out later for takin up his arms everytime he saw a whitename kek
stuck copper
the worst of crimes
brittle wind
cal why does your bio say he/him when ur a hot milf
have you been lying to us all this time
stuck copper
yes
green epoch
Old times
stuck copper
i am the bamboozle
brittle wind
dam
stuck copper
i'm just getting with the times
brittle wind
scammed
stuck copper
why act like a frustrated boomer when you can just roll with it?
somber halo
the boomer in me hates dat
brittle wind
next ur gonna send me a link of that game u've been developing
but discord turns it into a recipe link
somber halo
but in order to survive in society longer, ya gotta conform sooner or later
brittle wind
then you'll go and make the food in the recipe
stuck copper
we tend to have a saying over here
brittle wind
and thank discord
stuck copper
"you're not breaking your crown by doing it"
somber halo
i'll just answer it whenever its required
stuck copper
not sure how well it translates
but it's along the lines of putting one's ego aside
and kawa does it
somber halo
idm whatever pronoun ppl call me
stuck copper
it's imaginary
somber halo
i cant imagine a situation where someone's gonna hound you down for it
stuck copper
well, neither do i. it's more about solidarity.
stuck copper
and post based meme
somber halo
green epoch
idm whatever pronoun ppl call me
Same
stuck copper
guy too nakey
brittle wind
somber halo
i originally did start having internet presence with friends i eventually met irl because of it
somber halo
because ya kno
stuck copper
it didn't show in the preview
high fable
somber halo
fraya is obv a girl name
green epoch
i originally did start having internet presence with friends i eventually met ir...
Ive met a bunch of online friends, mostly good times 
somber halo
and some guild leader wanted a pvp exclusive guild with all the best ppl
stuck copper
i'm gay like that
somber halo
he kept harassing me for a week to recruit me
brittle wind
i dont wanna meet online friends unless its rando letting me in his basement
stuck copper
then
brittle wind
'wait this voice aint so girly'
somber halo
then i joined voice and he rq'd
'd him and he left
stuck copper
'wait this voice aint so girly'
at least he kept his dignity by not trying to use a voice changer
stuck copper
no hide, no guilt
brittle wind
imagine not having been thought to be a girl atleast once in your online history
stuck copper
seriously, weebs love their 2d girls so much, it's people's fault for not asking. we all have girl pfps.
even my phone is girl
somber halo
well, later on, i did get catfished in a different group
but i realized certain genders have specific mannerisms from then on
stuck copper
because - gasp - men actually like feminine stuff. who would have thought?
stuck copper
but i realized certain genders have specific mannerisms from then on
man bad
i've had so many guys come after me. luckily, none of them from in here.
literally over a hundred
imagine being woman
somber halo
idk man
somber halo
their personality says a lot about someone's upbringing
stuck copper
and yeah, i look like the guy at the end of the gif
solar fjord
high fable
stuck copper
ah yes
the awkward lesbian
because you know she means it
and she's being really nice about it
and it makes you feel bad
i'm sorry, i'm just a weeb.
somber halo
ive talked to different kinds of girls
never had the opportunity to be on the receiving end of a flert by a girl tho
high fable
So frayya how's elden ring going for you?
stuck copper
i'm thinking of skipping mt gelmir so i can finally end this thing
the burnout is real
stuck copper
at first you're like
"this is the best game ever. and there's more!"
and then you're like
"this game is great. but there's more..."
somber halo
the game's story trailer pulled me in
stuck copper
good thing you can skip half of it if you want
somber halo
then the character build variations made me want to stay
stuck copper
i never looked at any promo material, save one gameplay thingie
and that one just looked like dark souls lmao
"ah, yeah. i've seen that animation in three games before"
somber halo
but realizing how bad my skill/learning curve is
be pushing me away
i am like
85% compelled to weeb games
stuck copper
even if you don't beat it, as long as you enjoyed the journey...
somber halo
i just want to make the ultimate character in the end
stuck copper
i think i stopped playing dark souls 3 after the last boss, so technically i didn't beat it, since i didn't trigger any ending
wanted to do the dlc first
but then that turned out crappy
yeah, i don't know. ultimate character for ng+, probably
somber halo
but i also hate doing game breaking things
stuck copper
i don't think you can comfortably go past 200 on ng, but who knows.
somber halo
the most popular weapon ive seen so far is ||the sword of night and flame||
somber halo
abusing that wont make the game fun anymore
stuck copper
i'm glad mimic exists. i don't want to spend another hundred hours practicing bosses
and some of them are just bullshit
i got other games to play
anyway, good luck
brittle wind
even if you don't beat it, as long as you enjoyed the journey...
dont become hollow
green epoch
true
stuck copper
is surfshark any good?
government censorship is getting worse over here. we're going to need a decent vpn in the near future.
all the comparisons and tests i can find put express, shark, and nord..
stuck copper
fuck it. looks good. i'll buy it.
brittle wind
solar fjord
Those 3 are the main ones pushed 
stuck copper
it's just old people and conservatives on the usual power trip
literally a case of "think of the children"
apparently, we parents need the government to act as our parents
condescending dipshits
at the end of the day, all it does is put poor people at a disadvantage. as usual.
stuck copper
Coconut garlic lentils with pasted beans. Looks like vomit, but tastes really good.
somber halo
i like garlic
verbal obsidian
somber halo
wake me up inside
brittle wind
luna suck
green epoch
somber halo
i feel so lazy today
high fable
Hey so back to our conversation a few days ago, what's wrong with stuffed crust pizza?
somber halo
nothing?
high fable
Rando and luna don't like stuffed crust
somber halo
probably because there's already cheese on the pizza and there be more cheese in it somehow?
high fable
hmm that could be it then
somber halo
would rather just dip bread if i get dipping sauce instead of added cheese
verbal obsidian
warm bluff
somber halo
the irs sent me a letter
they said fuck off on my tax return
yep
had to send them an angry letter with my w2 to verify the money i deserve
high fable
feels bad, man
somber halo
i mean i only had my w2 from the army
plus them money incentives everyone got
but i entered all my info manually on turbotax
i had my w2 online but they sent me a physical copy a month later
brittle wind
Dis terms y'all throwin around 2 big bren 4 mi
dense wing
I did mine it was very easy 
verbal obsidian
dense wing
built diff
high fable
warm bluff
i still need to do my taxes
warm bluff
turbotax so expensive
dense wing
wtf its literally free 
high fable
Luna getting ripped off?
viral inlet
write off your Azur lane gems as business expenses 
dense wing
just dont buy any upgrades, those upgrades are just for talking to consultants
verbal obsidian
Free version lacks some features
Pretty sure when u buy it comes with multiple copies so u can split costs with fwiends
warm bluff
dawn kraken
magic moon
I had to pay a couple years, I had a bunch of 1099 income instead of salary
back when I was subbing for my supper
somber halo
nah
usually you have to pay when you're rich
inaba probably could of gotten a refund
if he was married
warm bluff
booli
somber halo
and or has people he has to take care of
i looked up how rei can get into the US
but it requires a lot of money
but yeah, he would have to stay with someone for at least 10 years without any government help
i think
my family has been doing it for at least 25+ years with various family members
well, family is different in most cases
rei is just essentially a stranger to most ppl
dense wing
I dont recall my family doing it either but tbf they didnt tell me their government stories
other than being chased by the gov
for building houses
but thats their origin story 
somber halo
i too want to be chased by hot girls in office uniforms
telling me that i need to be punished and pay the consequences
warm bluff
same
somber halo
my dad was also the first one to come to america
but i actually dont know the story behind it tho
dense wing
wtf
somber halo
i mean ya kno
dense wing
somber halo
canadians have natives too
dense wing
sadge
true
my great grandparents came from spain to mexico, my grandparents went to the US
but idk anything about my father’s side 
theyre very dgaf so they dont bother to learn
somber halo
well, my mom is literally
the only one in her family in america
and she was slowly
bringing everyone here over the many years
dense wing
95% of my family is still in mexico
somber halo
better weather
i understand
china numba wan
americans phat
i watched a trash taste clip the other day comparing american vs jp sizes
dense wing
I sometimes get frustrated the portions arent small enough, but im just a smaller than average american person so im like meh
can eat the leftovers later
warm bluff
Smol is cuter too
somber halo
well ya kno
dense wing
shelves too high? make it lower
somber halo
a little birdie told me
dense wing
a few days ago it completely threw me off guard
somber halo
that large bras are very hard to find in stores
dense wing
I saw a video of s couple cooking food in their kitchen
their waists were OVER the counters
that threw me for a loop
and just this saturday I moved into a new house! I went to take a shower yesterday
I smacked both my knees on the tub
and I have these gnarly ass bruises from it 
somber halo
dense wing
no more apt! 
somber halo
i want an apartment to myself
dense wing
9 years in that place, I’ll miss it, but im happy for my family and I that we found a place
dense wing
yeah, thankfully we own this place
we refused to rent a house or go to townhouses (again)
somber halo
townhouses are worse
dense wing
just 1 story, we wanted 2, but this place is perfect and one is better for our old dog
dense wing
2 bath, 3 bedrooms but tbf its more like 2 rooms
the 2 rooms for my brother and I are so small its basically one room cut in half
warm bluff
2 story is kinda pointless
somber halo
aran rich
saem
i still find it weird that inaba is living in a whole house on his own
my friend's sister asked me if i wanted to paint some eggs this morning
oh, i declined but it feels off doing that as an adult for fun
practice?
participating in neighborhood activities
smh my head
you make a compelling argument sir
i am indeed interested in some hot moms in my area
well, havent seen any yet but still
same
well, never had step anythings
my parents married the same year i was born in
and yes, they've been together
this
whole
time
my parents just dont understand the type of life i want to live
i never ask for anything nor do i ever get in trouble
so am just left alone to do what i want
same
ig my mom just appreciates living barely above minimum and my dad doesnt want to put out any effort to do sussy things
well, he raises chickens in the backyard
yeah isok
am no extrovert and am not religious
somber halo
i cant think of anything that i would have over inaba
career, house, name brand clothes, responsible behaviors..
somber halo
the only thing i can think of is
down the line might hit dat midlife crisis
where he be doing the same stuff so much and feels like he missed out on important years
but ya kno
achieved life goals early, have saving to do w/e he wants when he around like 50
could retire at 50 essentially
same
death will happen first
high fable
my grandpa told me once that the only things in life you should expect are death and taxes
zealous summit
yeah it's a common saying
somber halo
ive heard that from multiple sources
zealous summit
yeppers
somber halo
still dont know what that means
high fable
Yup i told him i heard that from somewhere before
zealous summit
I've heard it from my marketing teacher, accounting teacher, and history teacher
high fable
He said no you didn't
zealous summit
I wonder who first said it
high fable
zealous summit
https://blackalliance.org/death-taxes-quote/ looks like someone already did the digging for us
somber halo
im really hoping on that 69% death chance once i reach the 40s age bracket
zealous summit
Christopher Bullock, an English actor and dramatist, uttered the following quote during The Cobler of Preston in 1716:
“Tis impossible to be sure of anything but Death and Taxes.”
The Yale Book of Quotations records this as the first variant of the death and taxes quote. They also add that playwright Edward Ward later paraphrased Bullock’s “death and taxes” quote in his 1724 work The Dancing Devils.
somber halo
idrc about the source
but i wonder why they implemented taxes into it
meaning there is a price for everything?
somber halo
zealous summit
there will always be taxes is what it's trying to say
somber halo
inaba is getting achievements every time he plays elden ring
im envious of his speedy progression
stuck copper
somber halo
hazy elk
meaning there is a price for everything?
death is the natural cycle for life
and as humans the only way we exist in a society is with taxes
high fable
why so gloomy?
warm bluff
too much iq, my brain hurts
hazy elk
why so gloomy?
it's just a statement of fact, no need for gloom
kind of like saying the sun will rise again tomorrow
or the world turns one day at a time 
wet torrent
I just need a cute companion to be happi
warm bluff
same
wet torrent
Ur hard
green epoch
somber halo
warm bluff
warm bluff
stuck copper
mornin', weebs
brittle wind
the world should only allow the best to live
The world should just commit unexist
stuck copper
Negative Nancy
brittle wind
shaddap cal you stinky
stuck copper
No u
verbal obsidian
haha Cal big stinky
stuck copper
i managed to create the ugliest hair color
vomit green with gold and blue
it's fucking horrible
perfect for dat punk aesthetic
wet torrent
brittle wind
Prolly talkin bout elden
high fable
Plastic surgery
high fable
warm bluff
i wish i were cute like luna
high fable
brittle wind
Can't beat luna
green epoch
how to be cute like luna
somber halo
inaba cute
warm bluff
how to be cute like luna
hazy elk
how to be cute like luna
step 1: downgrade your own cuteness 
verbal obsidian
discord is so sneaky lol no notifications of the upcoming renewal
verbal obsidian
its fine, only 50$
stuck copper
suscord
that's an entire year of vpn
if you don't end up forgetting about it again
verbal obsidian
cal so tosic
stuck copper
so tosic, it grew out of my head
verbal obsidian
ruining our holy sanctuary
stuck copper
i'm just trying to have fun
verbal obsidian
is it working
verbal obsidian
stuck copper
i have to cover up my grief
i bought new switch game today. physical release.
been out for months digitally
still day one patch
verbal obsidian
stuck copper
y u no put new patch on card? :pepehands:
disco elysium
physical came out today
i like to buy phys for preservation, but it's kinda pointless when they keep pushing gigabyte-sized patches all the time
haven't gotten into it yet
verbal obsidian
the weeb in me wants to play the atelier sohpia games
stuck copper
same reason with power rangers. i want the super edition, but i know there's going to be more dlc later.
sophie should be nice
the ones without timers are pretty chill
yeah, this so much
plus, you can't transfer dlc from one switch to another that easily.
so it's nice to have it all on one card
solar fjord
i need to finish thighza 
stuck copper
i loved making my own bombs in sophie
verbal obsidian
our local degenerate has shown himself
stuck copper
not his fault. ryza was designed to make people like that
verbal obsidian
stuck copper
don't tell him about the mega tiddy girl in that game
solar fjord
our local degenerate has shown himself
verbal obsidian
warm bluff
ryza cute
solar fjord
grind can get boring
warm bluff
ryza too hard for me
tough burrow
stuck copper
yeah, this is the final cut version
stuck copper
game so early, nintendo won't even let me collect my gold coins
brittle wind
More like 300 meals
solar fjord
hitagi so rich, going to Japan and buying all the vtuber merch
brittle wind
Rinky so rich
verbal obsidian
isnt that u binky
brittle wind
Buying all of Australia
solar fjord
nah not me
stuck copper
hard to be rich when you pay aussie tax on everything
verbal obsidian
binky has it rough
here i just have to worry about other people and sewer rats attacking me
in aussie land he has to run from giant spiders and sexually aggressive kangaroos
stuck copper
bita a kangalood
stuck copper
aran be like "ah, yes. my $30 meal", then tells other people they're rich
brittle wind
Rando eatin out everyday
warm bluff
i wish i had disposable income to buy random stuff
stuck copper
imagine buying random stuff
stuck copper
Looks like I have a soy intolerance. That's just great.
stuck copper
I've been having a lot of gas lately
One night was pain
I thought the oyster sauce might have gone bad
So I tossed it
But we did some detective work, and the one thing that always popped up was a large amount of tofu
This sucks, man
It's like lactose intolerance
Just lots of gas and some nausea
I bought four blocks today
somber halo
@green epoch have you ever used hair oil before?
green epoch
yeah
green epoch
how long is ur hair
somber halo
it was kinda long like 4 inches?
green epoch
green epoch
good luck
somber halo
thank
stuck copper
@green epoch I nearly cried. Can't do vegan, can't do veggie without soy. Doomed to eat animal carcass forever. Poor chickie nuggies.
green epoch
stuck copper
At least I tried.
green epoch
you can still decrease ur animal product consumption i think u had stuff u can still eat
green epoch
stuck copper
My bean lasagna is pretty good.
green epoch
sounds super tasty
stuck copper
But like I said that one time, I'm not gonna live off beans and lentils alone.
green epoch
not diverse enough
stuck copper
Bean lasagna is just kidney beans instead of meat. Not exactly haute cuisine.
brittle wind
beach lasagna
green epoch
ooo ive actually had smth similar
high fable
stuck copper
Never been a big fan of red meat in the first place.
verbal obsidian
eat moar chiken
stuck copper
And they banned the shredding of chickies.
verbal obsidian
naniiii
verbal obsidian
what about feesh
somber halo
phishes aint shit but hoes and tricks
stuck copper
Still debatable, but fish seems like an option.
stuck copper
Fish with potato mash gud
brittle wind
my hometown is rly into feesh cuz kinda near sea
we used to just go feesh and cook em up like fresh and eat and it was mega delish
stuck copper
Fish straight from the ocean is the best
My dad would go fishing when we were in his home country
Along with his brothers
high fable
