#avrora-general
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oh my, how lewd
is cucumber salad going to be better the next day

thats good
well if it doesnt get better ill just make it tmr then

ooo tasty
give banh mi
i see how it is

nom good
so we chase them




Lol
Girls don't exist tho
I'm not even sure if humans exist altogether
The world outside of these walls may be a simulation

no buts
more like 50%
Plus
Shes a police anime girl
And I like dat
Since
She doesn't have fur under those clothes
It isn't furry
Just more like
A monster girl
Yes
Like
Monster musume
I'm not a furry
Not. A. Furry.
5 stages of grief
110%
trust me, I did the gene sampling
illegal cute
see this is why we can't have nice things
you see nice thing, you get horny, you post horny, you get banned

bruh people have posted worse and it never was deleted
Jesus saves
why girls so cute
Inb4 gets banned for "nipple bulges"

This server aint Christian
Just check next time 

wife
Corrupts the children


rinky is secretly the real pro of elden ring
Virgin 5.56 vs chad 45. ACP

what a furry would say

Binky is a huge furry
wym, just omega buff her
Exusiai is op tho
You are the cringe ass nae nae baby of legend
you dont even heckin play AK
and appu pie still cute
who was the one that spent 2 grand for no ifrit
or got her in the end and then left here
was that aran
LThat wasnt aran?
it wasnt aran


Food also did a big baby rage before he left
he is dumb but not that dumb
Was it him?

It does 
Then there was also azu who was always like “map looks hard ima copy yt video”
How far she has fallen
“Impossible to clear i dont have those units”
last words
dat date formating
Yeah azu was a weird one
curiosity
hitagi a weird one. gonna have to sort him out in japan
Wild
killed the Luna



Oh no binky gonna clap my cheeks

Does bita have big ass muscle?
Bufftagi
my foot kept cramping yesterday
after leg day
needs more banana
needs more squat
we ran out of bananas here so had to buy pears 

oh shit that sounds rough
Stay safe lil one
flooding over and im in part that didnt flood
yeah my family buys them green and we let them ripen over a few days lmao
Bananas dont go bad fast
lowkey linky is richer than all of us rn
Oh binky is def filthy rich
🍌

I've got some black ones in the fridge.
time for banana bread
Banana bread is easy to make
if there was a good way to make a link look like a scam, this would top the charts
i got a banana, i got a bread, banana bread
Or you can make pancakes and add some mashed banana. Is nice.
Ikr 
how2put a link inside a link
oof went to check on my new hire and he was sleeping
ranni is waifu
hire me hita
tuck him in
did you finish her quest?
Yeah same one
make sure to warm some milk in case she wakes up
not yet cal
okay
We’re in the office too lol
yikes
Full time or hybrid
kinda know how it plays out
O thats not bad
lucky pepega
^
gotta have the family all together
yeah
yeah
Yeah Luna gets the big buckz
but at least 7% raise because something something cost of living something something inflation
idk I don't read the news blurbs

no need to know about news

your own life will inform you on its own
Sheeesh big monies
@hazy elk
thats like a promo
big win, smol win
Where can I be horny
nb4 medium win
And exercise my rights as a degenerate
Ooo makes sense
Not in this server

pity, keep looking then
We only like wholesome things here

You guys suck
USPS is always hiring but i always get rejected
Guess I'll just sleep then
Cat
Since there's nothing else to do
amazon too OP am too weak 4 dem
Lil Luna so wholesome
Cute
Meh
Im a robot
luna is a few letters from lewd
well, lewdna is taken
they ghosted me after the interview
I wanna pet
tbh tho, i dont really know what i want for a job
I'm lonely
well, i tried to apply for food stamps the other day
"go play with the other kids. it'll be fun."
apparently im too rich for that atm despite being jobless
saem
noooooo never
This is so fucking cute


The only time I see to exist here is when I post something "lewd"
Therefore
I know what I must do
im in a vicious cycle of check emails, look for job, stress/frustration, gaming


Am I blocked or something
you're just very hard to talk to because you're always trying to force whatever convo against what the general room is
i only block the worst of the worst
I always thought multiple conversations could be carried out in one channel
Especially with the response feature now
sometimes you bring up shit and nobody cares. it's just how it goes. perfectly normal.
Meh

Guess I just need to find a better server i guess
inaba with that busy work
The only two active ones I'm in I'm either ignored completely or verbally abused lmao
:|
And I guess there's already a kind of social clique developed here so
then maybe you should mind your behavior?
You can always try to join the ongoing conversation 
taking a guess here, but when people keep blocking you, maybe that's something you should consider.
american taxes are being slow this year, just a warning
I dont think anyone has u blocked, just sometimes u say some random thing that I personally have no comment for

I can't really control that
i forgot i still need to do my taxes 
Oh chop chop Luna
aran does texas



don't touch her
i dont even play arknights and i realized how bad this got
Crazy girls hit different
i want a crazy girl to hit me


fray moment
I wouldn't mind a mostima moment myself
actually, i understand why people dont like crazy girls

YES
cal wtf 
Mostima also amazing
i wasn't doin nothin
they have imaginary weird logic when trying to argue

other than that, i totally dont mind
Luna one of them crazies for sure
bad tenor with its bad gifs
uh huh
CUTE
rando looding texas again
idk who would be my type in arknights tbh

ansel cute too
who's that one rich girl everyone abuses?
yes her


we can't be not nice
No he doesnt
gn big Luna

damn
silent is like an intimidating midget
they so close, am jealous


im under 6ft, is this an attack?!?!
Good night 

do i want japanese cheesecake
Idk but thats what this bakery is advertising


soufflé?
am applying to work for Motorola, anyone willing to take me in?

i'll take you in
doubt they have a location there
imma take you out
bet
:uniaction:
Wow fray tosic
did you ever end up getting dat thing tho
well, ya kno
very stress, need break
yes
its a give and take relationship
has duties i may not like or be qualified for
may not pay enough
etc
ye i bought the last two cakes
Gonna give one to the fams

ever found out what made them japanese tho

Grabbed a vanilla slice doughnut myself 

that cake looks clean af tho
ok so hear me out here
on pixiv i got curious (seeing all the r34 art there) and i looked up kisaragi
what the hell guys
there’s literally porn of a child
isn’t that like illegal
AND ITS GETTING THOUSANDS OF LIKES WHAT THE HELL

its nice that the 2d world is not real
even tv shows and movies
so killing and drug use in them are illegal too
isnt that following the same logic?
also why bring it up
its unfortunately not illegal 
but lets not direct attention to nsfw and disturbing topic
before you continue that thought
uhhhh
ask yourself why
everyone is weird
in some form or another
or else everyone would be looking and thinking the same all the time
which goes against creativity because there's no outside the box thinking
just managed to clear Stormveil
only the og avrora members remember
Guts sword~
how do you kill the knights
I hit them with my Guts sword. Like, 4 times.
oh nice
they're resistant to stagger but not immune
I am missing one grace point in stormveil
I gave up because I lost 30k runes trying to get there 
downside is that it's not that good at killing rats
guts sword?
radagan can kiss my ass
what an annoying boss
but fucking lmao whenever i look at his horse
FROM be like
"here's our serious, depressing game"
"and here's a big-ass monster on a tiny-ass horse that can't possibly keep up"
getting squished and flung all over the place
which balls?
the metal ones?
oh
yeah, those suck big time
just avoid them
cal gonna debut on gdq
they'll zap you to shits
there's other balls, so i had to ask
they just roll around and try to squish you
There's a sword named "Greatsword"
it is, ironically, not a greatsword, but a Colossal Sword
im scared
the flavor text makes it clear "we can't actually say Berserk but this is from Berserk"
No, that's a different one, which I just got earlier today
im already having trouble with the knights
I meant fray
Cal big nub
also my strength too low to equip colossal swords atm
So there's a trick
But this game looks like a lot of fun
if you two-hand a weapon, your STR is effectively multiplied by 1.5x
Might buy later when on sale
Haven't looked into UGS, or colossals.
so if the req is 31, you just need 21
oh
I use regular GS
am using bloodhound's fang atm
Elden Ring is great. Kinda jank, but great.
i like the difficulty but might be too high for my nub ass
There are some really cool weapons. Too bad I don't have the stats.
They ask for things like Int or Faith.
Like I'm gonna get that.
Too busy pumping up Endurance for that tiny extra mitigation from heavy armor.
Ive only played anime souls
saem
code nexon or w/e
I have close to 60 End
yeah, the grafted thing takes tickle damage from my arrows
Because big armor, big shield, big weapon.
i want 1 End
Weighs a ton
I just ignored it. ;p
You should definitely pump up Vig.
Unless you want to get oneshot by endgame stuff.
At some point, the damage just explodes.
item is tempting to get
Famous last thoughts

And then it's some shitty crafting material 
Gl frayayaya
Well
The good thing is
It doesn't respawn
So if you manage to take it out, you can explore in peace.
i died
i lived

ya i beat him yesterday
i feel like i kinda cheesed him though ||i just threw the moon at him and burst him down||


ya big luna op
inaba OP
teach me the ways
learn from rando he taught me everything i know
rando has 99 intelligence

i wish i were smort like rando
Same
But classes
play elden ring

play in class
Elden ring seems complicated
elden ring is weird
there's this feeling that you cannot play enough
regardless of how long or short the session is
i am overwhelmed
the game is so good though
thats why i have to utilize internet help

this game is a story of my life
put me into the world without no guide or help in game
ive probably lost about 14k runes today
depends on how far you are in game
go beat the boss 
one thing's for sure

all the videos on social media hyped the game too hard
thats why i dont trust positive reviews
i appreciate the challenge and the opportunity to improve my shortcomings
i basically didn't know about the game until it was released and everyone was saying it was super good 
but game is truly not for the impatient
well, i didnt know until cal talked about it
woke up this morning and saw this phaesbuks video
"play an open world game like darth maul"
wow I'd game w you all the time if I could
cute

i wanna travel 
take me to japan too pls 
no u
Youre already good

no, im done with that life
it was a good time but i cant replicate it ever again
jellyfish best summon
Mmo life fun
too much time to invest
i grabbed too many things to do with the amount of time available
Mmos are a time sink for sure
im too competitive, insecure, and too much of a perfectionist to not attempt to be hardcore at a game

because im bad, i always try to do as much as i can to increase my self-value

mmos take way too much time 

ya i've wasted so many hours i should've been drawing instead


i'll never make a career out of art
Nah not yet 
S m h
I had to finish an essay yday 
Was supposed to be 6000 characters, it was probably 4000 

Writing sucks

late again
did it hurt when you fell
hot
no u
exactly, people who live north should go back to walking on all 4s
same thing with people who live in mountains
walking in the snow gives me the uncomfortable cronch sound
wtf I love that noise
True
probably am not used to it
I got a white christmas last year 
statistically speaking, animals who run on all fours are generally faster than those that run with two
Snow is fun and all till its not fun anymore
two plus two is four, minus one is three
penguins
so what other animal runs on 2 legs 
lets ask google
true
kangaroos
but they hop to go fast
Pigs
Animal farm reference, who got it 
should we start hopping?
t-rex
I have seen animal farm, but I do not Get it
all I understand is
snowball
wasnt that his name
Yeah
lizards
wait what's going on here?
I read it in Finnish but the name translates to snowball
Oh no I just saw a lil kid fall over



because kids bounce back

they absorb so much shock 
Ikr

well ya kno
They use the energy they absorb for crying
look at my rainbow glasses!
everyone falls the same
5 seconds later she ate shit on the floor
but distance is different
it was so hard to not laugh
therefore damage is different
this sounds like you punched them for flexing


her mom was scolding her, the little girl walked over her mom's foot
and tripped herself
over? not into her foot?
"watch where you're going dont step on my foot next time!"
technically you walk on things
that ankle collapse
the girl walked onto her shoe, ate dirt
I saw a kid once tripped into a anthill
Face first
kids and anthills awakens latino memories
thats what i assumed

And then screaming and crying
dat ass tho
Frayya wish he was the anthill
you arent latino unless you have done something stupid regarding anthills as a child
whoa whoa whoa 
I remember kicking them wearing sandals once..........what terrible day that was
when I was a kid it was "fun" to see who could stand on an ant hill the longest

Oh yeah
The best game ever
We have to draw toys w crayons in an art class
how exciting

You
Vtubing is good cuz streaming w a face cam is scary
Am I? 
Too many pats I guess
good
kawaifu
good one
saving that in the large portion of my brain dedicated to things people have called me 
happy womens day lunawesome

am jelly
Why
i wanna be cute girl with cute gf

welp, i missed a reset
i want cute artist gf

Im super scary 

scary cute
Cute mommy Luna 
inaba late at night


i stayed up too late drawing
date the octopus

cute, artist, and gf
i dont wanna parasocial relationship 
tell her that you like sumner
Sumner is the best
no u
List of things am better then Inaba: none
everything

give art update 


i posted a sketch a few days ago 
am gonna go
haven't been drawing too much because elden ring
Lemme see
WOW

Can I do a lineart for it and you color it
since you said you cant be bothered
sure go for it 
Ill see if I dont mess up 
the sketch is kinda bad though, it's so messy
Smh no its not

Ill see if I can swap my monitors or something
cant do lineart on curved one
i just ate some midnight cereal
Give 
Yummy

Yes

1h 35 mins
Then I get food
Yup

I had peanuts in my bag but idk where I put them 
Atleast you got something to eat 
I dont need them anyways

True, it can be scary
Ive had a bunch of cases of people being weird or creepy
One time a food delivery guy asked if he could come eat the food I ordered w me
'you get it for free ofc'

Not sure if creepy or hungry

now that is pretty big yikes
Yeah
Understandable
After that I didnt order for a while
I sent a msg to the customer service cuz imo it was pretty scary but never got a response
And usually creeps dont stop, you tell them no and they keep asking

Playing together sounds fun
True
aran doesnt want to play with me
Alright, who's Aran?
LMFAO
he uses that stupid skin too
with the hat that has the drinks with it
and when he charges in he has to say
"FOR BROMACIA!!!!"
You mean a beer hat?
I suppose that's...kind of a beer hat?
Kawa postin lewd stuff 
hes in this clip 
hey ive only ever seen his ugly portrait before I never see the rest 
thats good
I like to be associated with trauma

havent played league after we got carried by sett
Ah yes the classic 'dont look at this thing' that shows me sth i wasnt gonna notice before being told not to look

Your love helps me sleep at night
i dont carry tho
i guess that's why he's awake all night
yeah...
thats great
dummy
get a good sleep schedule like me
AL takes too much of your time
does AL bring you more happiness than sleep
Understandable 
Optimal man
AnOptimalPerson
Poor lil thing
































