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#avrora-general
solar fjord
stuck copper
please be good
wet torrent
FDG FS
BB Ulrich von Hutten
CA Prinz Adalbert
CL Magdeburg
CVL ELBE
sub U-1206
stuck copper
google translate says the UR is ulrich von hutten
brittle wind
stuck copper
doesn't look like a backliner either, so that's nice
first SR seems to be prinz adalbert
sub should be magdeburg
elite is elbe?
you never know with these robot translations
stuck copper
i did a google search to see if those names make sense
wet torrent
stuck copper
for example, adalbert sounds weird to me. i'd think it's adelbert. but an adalbert did exist, so it's probably correct.
ulrich looks like ruby
wet torrent
cute skin bisco
brittle wind
sleep
stuck copper
not sure i like adal's art. kinda looks like her legs are in a sleeping bag lmao
wet torrent
nice meido
stuck copper
something tells me rei should be all over this
wet torrent
stuck copper
she's like that hms one, but kms
wet torrent
tiem for comback
stuck copper
kms sheffield
stuck copper
ulrich is confirmed bb? what a shame. i want more frontliners.
stuck copper
what the hell is that?
wet torrent
yea BB
stuck copper
there's more shading on her legs than the entire rest of her body
wet torrent
what's with the pose lol
brittle wind
she boutta poo
stuck copper
the one on the left is alright, but the one on the right
wet torrent
lmao
brittle wind
stuck copper
missing the double peace and the ahegao
wet torrent
QE l2d
brittle wind
who
stuck copper
sleep until kai
wet torrent
backread a bit
open scaffold
only got the L2D one
open scaffold
https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1473252676188389378
this?
wet torrent
yes
open scaffold
thanks
wet torrent
holy shit howe hot
brittle wind
wao it mash
brittle wind
wet torrent
brittle wind
nah fam those are clearly body pillows
open scaffold
figurine ?
yea
wet torrent
TF are these guys doing lmao
brittle wind
The usual
bronze pivot
culture
cyan forum
@regal reef did NGA started hate EN for being wehraboos that resulted into HMS being shafted this time?
flat palm
man
that UR isnt my taste at all
not even in the slightest
another german UR battleship
yaaay
fdg wasnt op enough already
brittle wind
fucking your mom
bronze pivot
same
brittle wind
bronze pivot
flat palm
im sorry but
what tf is wrong with this guy
everytime i see him type here hes just belittling global players for not sharing his taste in waifus
bronze pivot
the UR is shit
flat palm
also wow
bronze pivot
the SSRs are meh at best
bronze pivot
you mean the best takao class
bronze pivot
bronze pivot
yers
bronze pivot
my wallet already cries
flat palm
august, whoever that heinrich looking ssr l2d is, howe, haku, noshiro, choukai, marco polo
those are the skins i want
bronze pivot
that heinrich wannabe is the one I will skip
bronze pivot
ye
cyan forum
everytime i see him type here hes just belittling global players for not sharing...
It was NGA who said that EN was full of wehraboos
I'm just asking syanda if the hate have become an inferno
hazy elk
brittle wind
u shut ur whore mouth
excuse me sir this is a christian discord server
pls dont be fuckin rewd
rigid vine
Nagu ships have a certain design to their eyes
the eyes and the cheek definitely looks like hers
hazy elk
looks like an heinrich clone
I'll eat a sock if it's not his
we don't bring these kinds of talks into alo
cyan forum
Sry 
But yeah don't make such a vote in the advent of being wrong and having to fulfill that wack ass bet
warm bluff
yay nothing makes me want to spend money
help my oil's at hard cap again
i have too much already 
wet torrent
https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1473298816635850752
idk it looks like popularity poll gift to me
crystal sphinx
brittle wind
Luna feels so long
somber halo
OMG
choukai finally
ive never hit hard cap on oil
but since i cant LB my botes, it feels like i neex to
brittle wind
lookin at my lewds
icy plume
Man it feels like Dishwasher didn’t even try to hide he basically copied Bremerton.
somber halo
carmine coyote
Okay, so why does this new IB UR look like a KMS version of Ark Royal?
somber halo
to me, she looks like a younger FDG
brittle wind
to me, she looks like your mom
icy plume
Okay, so why does this new IB UR look like a KMS version of Ark Royal?
I don’t see the resemblance at all
carmine coyote
I think her special outfit shows it more though
Either that or she looks like DArk Royal
hazy elk
she's got a haughty air and a dark aesthetic
but I don't see ark royal coming from that
hazy elk
to me, she looks like a younger FDG
official artist advertising her as fdg's lil sis I think
stuck copper
Any players who got a KGV? Would like to get some tips so I can have my royal navy ships ready when I'll research champagne after saint louis.
Mostly to get an idea of what equipment to put on her.
hazy elk
https://slaimuda.github.io/ectl/#/home?ship=king_george_v
can't really go wrong w/ the tierlist's gearing recs
stuck copper
https://slaimuda.github.io/ectl/#/home?ship=king_george_v
can't really go wrong ...
Ok thanks.
hazy elk
stuck copper
yeah, just use the community cheat sheet. it's obviously not going to give you an optimal comp, but it gets the job done.
I mean heh for the AA I often use the 37mm french AA guns, but, hmm don't know if it they are truly better but somehow they get the job done, but I do also favour 40mm guns whenever I can
Hmpf, I'll see what gears I have, but I'm sure I have a quadruple 356mm gun.
i still use classic (quad) 40mm bofors on most of my ships. they don't matter much.
so, can equip it with her
stuck copper
i still use classic (quad) 40mm bofors on most of my ships. they don't matter mu...
Shrug I use the pompoms at times but, just when I don't have anything else, otherwise its either 37mm mle 1936 or a 40mm quadruple mount.
I mean, I've already set aside many ships but hm I understand, I'm just trying to finish Saint louis first whilst preparing myself to up my british ships.
I have chaser, duke of york and KGV along with repulse
And then other american BB's to do the job once its time to move to champagne.
Oh boy, its gonna be pricey.
hazy elk
it's better than 406 as long as you bother to level her skills basically
I can attest, stupid bish took forever to mvp
stuck copper
<:sleepNano:791073263484010526> I can attest, stupid bish took forever to mvp
Mah, I've already invested quite a bit everywhere so that it allows me a freedom of choice I could technically research azuma if I wanted
I could go for gascogne if I level my german ships decently enough
Or go all out on Cheshire if I give all my dido's, belfast, ardent, acasta and all a little kick.
solar fjord
AL talk in Avrora 
stuck copper
AL talk in Avrora <:LunaAngry:664687685876842496>
Yes cause there's someone who actually cares about doing things right in the game
At least it's not Genshin
solar fjord
why did you ping me
stuck copper
At least it's not Genshin
Miss me with that crap.
somber halo
I pretty much got rid of all my quad bofors at this point
stuck copper
I pretty much got rid of all my quad bofors at this point
In 37mm mle 1936 I trust
I believe in french girls
I mean uh, guns
guns
somber halo
i just default to roomba or the FP gun for vanguard or staag for the back
brittle wind
imma slap you with an staag
somber halo
my vg AI is kinda dum so i always try to max range whenever possible
somber halo
always bias towards sitting on the bottom of the screen for some reason
stuck copper
Caveman screenshot
somber halo
miss me with dat old UI
brittle wind
AL talk in Avrora <:LunaAngry:664687685876842496>
solar fjord
<:ManjuuKnife:666111452142108673>
solar fjord
somber halo
:monkepoggers:
solar fjord
who's this guy
stuck copper
No parent zone
wet torrent
stuck copper
Only cool kids
somber halo
feels old man
stuck copper
<:nukoWatson:863203058645205003> who's this guy
Hmpf, just someone who wanted tips, that's it
solar fjord
again why do you ping
somber halo
just the tip
stuck copper
again why do you ping
Is it better that way then?
somber halo
rinky so tosic
solar fjord
is it that hard for you to turn it off 
still here mate. didnt go anywhere
stuck copper
is it that hard for you to turn it off <:HMM:480247003209793536> still here mate...
Sure sure, ain't automatic as it doesn't bother many people.
somber halo
lolololol
stuck copper
And maybe a side effect of talking endlessly in dm's
somber halo
solar fjord
anyway 
new dommy mommy soon 
brittle wind
is it that hard for you to turn it off <:HMM:480247003209793536> still here mate...
i just block ppl
stuck copper
Well whatever.
somber halo
im cog blocked
solar fjord
rei got the whole chat blocked 
icy plume
anyway <:Sipmorning:836274557340876870> new dommy mommy soon <:goggles:830788662...
From Ohisashiburi
stuck copper
Bots
icy plume
Means good lewds
solar fjord
Ulrich von Hutten
somber halo
i want a marco polo skin without stockings
stuck copper
I am a Google AI
solar fjord
From Ohisashiburi
Ulrich von Hutten
solar fjord
icy plume
Ulrich von Hutten
Ye
somber halo
i was gonna buy it anyways
brittle wind
its on my behalf anyway
icy plume
And German Bremerton
solar fjord
is that the GFL doll looking one
somber halo
august is probably the most underused PR4 despite being one of the better artwise
solar fjord
in the overalls
somber halo
her reload stat is very average unfortunately
icy plume
august is probably the most underused PR4 despite being one of the better artwis...
Cause Ark exists.
what am i thinking but she looks cool 
icy plume
Who?
icy plume
not overalls <:KokoroSlain:615133825521025024> what am i thinking but she looks ...
Alter Bremerton?
icy plume
AlterBrem
solar fjord
so marco and haku first to get skins
icy plume
Mainz sitting in the rain.
somber halo
wat
brittle wind
Pro pvp players
carmine coyote
somber halo
she's hella hot
verbal obsidian
omg im so embarassed LOL
my house has a carbon monoxide leak
and while i was out the fire department raided us
they saw all my weeb figs and anime shit
i went to hs with some of these guys
oh noooooo
verbal obsidian
i wasnt home lol
we do thats why they came here
it alerted them lol
we have no heat and no water now :;)
fkkkk
solar fjord
somber halo
just realized, the new UR isnt a sub?
somber halo
i am now level 2 in realization
somber halo
gonna oath and name her Code Lyoko
verbal obsidian
smh aran being Reicist again
hazy elk
just use some reverse psychology then
"man luna, I hate eating so much, I want to get thin"
then just wake him up 
back to the reverse psychology, gotta play it off as something you're into
loud knoll
Why am I seeing arabic here 
And thats an iraqi dish too
I just searched and it's fish over rice with something too
warm ice
warm bluff
one of my worst fears is maintenance people coming into my apartment while i'm gone and seeing my merch
i have no lewd merch
warm bluff
what about your daki?
carmine coyote
somber halo
choukai is in the closet
warm bluff
warm bluff
both of you are lood
warm bluff
can't get a nonexistent thing dirty
somber halo
anime girls are nonexistent and we dirty them all the time
stuck copper
every couple years, i have to let the fire alarm maintenance people in
for some reason, they have to enter every room and poke them
when i could just take them to the door instead
but okay
(i store them all in a bookcase anyway, because they sometimes go off when i cook)
brittle wind
i have a few anime posters from bday gifts n stuff on my wall and idc if anyone sees em lel
family mems (i mean the ones aside from my parents) already know im 'weird' n all that anyw
and any rando person wanting to come in to do whatever idc cuz i'll most likely never see em again anyway
ez life
stuck copper
it's not even anime shit. lots of stuff in my room is functional but looks broken.
like that wall which has half the wallpaper torn off
and that i'm too lazy to fix
stuck copper
it literally does nothing but look different
carmine coyote
Rando I know that feeling, especially when you try and sleep you see that damned light on, or it blinks that keeps you from sleeping
stuck copper
ours beep when the battery gets low. very nice when you're trying to sleep.
somber halo
am not really bothered by light when sleeping
i once had a roommate who freaks out when the room is pitch black
so he plays NCIS on his pc in the background when he sleeps
brittle wind
im too used to sleeping at 6am on weekends to care bout light
stuck copper
i freak out when the entire room is pitch black, except for that one pixel of an LED on my monitor when it's on standby
brittle wind
and my brother keeps cursing me for how easy i can fall asleep no matter the circumstances anyway
pro at sleeping
can i get paid for sleeping
should i throw it at your head
oh
thought you said rock
verbal obsidian
stuck copper
used to have a , but i somehow lost it
somber halo
i wish i never lost my mutsuki mask
stuck copper
oh, right. blinds.
warm bluff
i hope i get a mutsuki mask from the lucky box thing
somber halo
saem
stuck copper
i use blankets and towels that i stuff in-between the window frames
because my son broke our shit when he was younger
come to think of it, this room must look pretty fucked to new people
brittle wind
show them the terror of calhouse
stuck copper
i was like "i ain't gonna fix shit until kid's older. he'll just break it again."
and i just got used to it
somber halo
these cats we have really dont like the dogs
brittle wind
next up: time to make kid fix up his past mistakes
warm bluff
fix my past mistakes pls
stuck copper
joke's on him: i'm raising him for that exact purpose
"you broke this 20 years ago. now you fix it. you owe me."
somber halo
dat patience tho
stuck copper
"i told ya, what comes around goes around, but all ya said was gah-gah, goo-goo"
verbal obsidian
What
somber halo
brittle wind
ur the bitch
stuck copper
can't wait to have xmas dinner with my parents, so my mom can complain about all the free food she gets.
brittle wind
she should give em to me
stuck copper
because having all that food isn't enough. it needs to be this one specific thing.
and everything's ruined because of it.
stuck copper
she should give em to me
not sure it's halal
brittle wind
not sure im the most religious man around
brittle wind
i mean i do cuz there's literally no other option here lel
but like i wouldnt die if i somehow ended in some other country and had to eat sth that isnt
sick wraith
Radio Ga Ga
warm bluff
i hate how there's no real soft reset feature in bdsp
hazy elk
black desert: star protocol? 
warm bluff
pokemon brilliant diamond etc
somber halo
it does take a while when loading from home tho
warm bluff
ya it takes so long
i remember back in gen 6 shiny hunting was not nearly this painful
i'm playing on switch
no u
i capped out game time on multiple games in the past shiny hunting various things
that was in high school when i did actually have infinite free time
solar fjord
why play that when you can play endwalker 
warm bluff
actually that's a good point, i'm probably just gonna drop it after beating the game anyway so no point soft resetting for shiny
somber halo
i was gonna go competitive in bdsp but im slowly getting out of it
not as good endgame content as swsh tho
warm bluff
just play on pokemon showdown
somber halo
i realized
he has almost no hours in bdsp, so i doubt he has anything tangible to fight with atm
clever mulch
warm bluff
somber halo
verbal obsidian
Banned
somber halo
my boomer brain doesnt comprehend this acronym
warm bluff
where to buy better brain?
warm bluff
no u
brittle wind
sigh
crystal sphinx
You cant do this to me
my heart cant take it
saved
also need 9 more prints for Tenrai
warm bluff
crystal sphinx
wonder if I can finish it before Agir
which needs 55 prints
I think I will focus on the next UR gear first before devs
I focused on devs and I am 1 entire plane behind you
somber halo
i need 2 more prints for tenrai
warm bluff
about to be 2 entire planes with how lucky rando gets
somber halo
supposedly, we can get tenrai prints from the tech lab
hazy elk
warm bluff
why did you block that guy? 
hazy elk
I just need twipple in protocore
already have 6k prepared
there's a batch analysis button for you
somber halo
so far in the past 4 weeks, Q has been failing me
warm bluff
same
hazy elk
ye filthy hoarder 
warm bluff
my entire existence has been failing me
flat palm
do we need an av.gen intervention for aran
hazy elk
yes
somber halo
i am tempted to do H for chips
hazy elk
h for chips was good
somber halo
was? 
hazy elk
up until I finished faces too quickly
flat palm
i mostly do the 4hour/5 hours because thats all i get lol
i get spammed agir/haku 5 hours
hazy elk
now I'm left crying because gear seeds are mia
warm bluff
flat palm
cog chips?
hazy elk
cog crisps
somber halo
i actually have more of the new chips than the old chips
hazy elk
warm bluff
i dont understand how you get a shortage of chips
somber halo
i should be using them for haku
warm bluff
the game is too hard
hazy elk
understandable
somber halo
but dont be dumb like what i did
and force level a bunch of botes to 100+ just to spend your coins
my 11-1 grind be like
mob fleet is hard capped at 105 and my boss fleet is hard capped at 115
brittle wind
ranbo speakin the language of gods
somber halo
i need a new AL info source outside of the wiki and the tierlist cheat sheet
warm bluff
idk anything about al
somber halo
inaba is so smort
warm bluff
no u
somber halo
he can do 1m dmg on meta with a level 110 haku
somber halo
i need perfect conditions to do 1m on auto
flat palm
somber halo
but my lowest so far is 450k because my vg died
warm bluff
most of the time i get awful scores since my things die too
and also sometimes the torps just completely miss
somber halo
i kicked out agir for jda
agir is a tank
for herself only
yes
her armor break is also pretty OP
but ya kno
warm bluff
agir sometimes dies without tank aux
somber halo
my agir still lives with double reloader
but my dmg is nerfed mostly because yuugure dies too fast
warm bluff
i'm using that comp you gave me
somber halo
and she is my sub dps
flat palm
im d27 agir and haku 
somber halo
air raid assist
flat palm
aran give me 3 tenrai bps
why not
@crystal sphinx give me 3 tenrai bps or i never dm a lewd again
somber halo
i too went with that one
crystal sphinx
Give me 12
warm bluff
oh it is
crystal sphinx
and I will gib 3
somber halo
agir ended up being my only vg alive and the lack of dmg to subs killed one of my CVs before the last airstrike
my dd needs to live
yeah, that too
currently leveling stephen potter and kazegumo but ya kno
im cog blocked
o
i actually never understood the wording of the blue nano skill
warm bluff
counting that high is hard
somber halo
actually i wont get the nano buff
regardless
shinano my only ijn atm
level locked
at 115
warm bluff
somber halo
yeah
flat palm
for slow, fair nuf
warm bluff
maybe i should use these level things on her so i dont have to use her
warm bluff
same
flat palm
thats big coming from you lol
somber halo
i tried practicing in challenge mode and i have to nerf shinano loadout to match the cranes
im tryharding because i want to believe im good at something
warm bluff
simple doodles are fun too
flat palm
gneis meta looks pretty strong
warm bluff
give art update! 
warm bluff
somber halo
ebic gaymes was pretty homosex last night
i saw the videos
and i never really paid attention to those errors until now
flat palm
i just saw it has constant stuttering when moving the camera
on high spec pcs
and no graphic setting options
somber halo
my brain is too focused on the goals of the games to notice them
but yeah, they are definitely there tho
warm bluff
just dont play anything and it wont stutter
brittle wind
you stutter
warm bluff
stuck copper
i've seen high-profile people play it. it ran like shit.
somber halo
i mean, if you're a pc supremacist, sure
to me tho, i grew up poor with low tier pcs
brittle wind
ranbo cant play without cheating smh
somber halo
and second of all
this is a single-player game
i completely agree if this was in a competitive setting
but its more like, does it bother you enough, is the real question
somber halo
yuffie story
flat palm
ah
warm bluff
i've still never played a single ff game
somber halo
im just leveling up every materia whenever possible
the only maxed materia i equip is the scanner one, i forgor the name
flat palm
i looked again, i still dont rly like the look of the new UR
but her tights look pretty cool
somber halo
yeah, the art isnt really UResk
flat palm
the marco polo skin is my favourite of this event
shes not wearing anything underneath
somber halo
i want marco polo without stockings
warm bluff
i want cute ships
flat palm
i was on hopium that this would be an HMS event
hms fans continue to be shafted every event
all the good recent hms ships are in other factions events
somber halo
iirc, the only hms biased ships i liked are howe and chesha
somber halo
its a backwards 3
flat palm
she totally looks like female dracula
recommended to not bring garlic when you pull for her
or you'll have to spark
somber halo
is the artist revealed for her yet?
warm bluff
isn't the artist for her the same as duca and foch's artist?
verbal obsidian
aki teach me how to raid
somber halo
i can see that in the face yes
verbal obsidian
thanks
flat palm
im playing sage this expansion
verbal obsidian
bard main
flat palm
oh okay
well
just press buttons and follow the guy who looks like he has a clue what hes doing
somber halo
that artist tho, im not a fan of how that person draws eyes
warm bluff
that artist draws some cute stuff though
warm bluff
warm bluff
i've never seen any of his lood art
verbal obsidian
pokemon dead game
warm bluff
only the cute ones
verbal obsidian
dead person playing dead gaem
flat palm
but im still early on in the game
somber halo
i like howe's eyes
warm bluff
no u
somber halo
i normally do not like blondes but howe's eyes are pretty sexy
flat palm
victorious and swiftsure is my favourite hms ships
warm bluff
nicholas's artist draws the best stuff
flat palm
that looks like diabetes
stuck copper
and a whole lot of fat
somber halo
fat is good for losing weight
warm bluff
i like frayya artist
flat palm
i remember the random drama around howe's artist
somber halo
flat palm
my favourite AL artist is yunsang, hes too good
and the guy who did atago
forgot his name
somber halo
i realize agir's artist is the same as vv, taihou, and lewdis
warm bluff
warm bluff
that artist draws some cute stuff
flat palm
Twitter
warm bluff
no u
flat palm
WAT
warm bluff
must be nice to be both cute and skilled at drawing
somber halo
too bad kishiyo hates yostar
flat palm
wtf
fucked up if true
yea he had issues with gfl
i think hes just inactive
he didnt do the norcal skin
somber halo
from what ive seen, its because type-95 wasnt voiced by their preferred VA
flat palm
he had issues with gfl because he wanted a certain VA yea
and didnt get it
said he'd never draw for them again
warm bluff
doesn't that guy draw the same thing each time?
flat palm
basicly if you look at the chars he draws
the eyes/face is always the same
more or less
but still very good
somber halo
well, every artist has their style
carmine coyote
Well it's ohisashiburi that did Foch and Abruzzi
warm bluff
same exact face seems like a boring style
carmine coyote
So we'll see how well she is
somber halo
am not fan of how dishwasher does lighter skin colors
there be a tint of gray in there
or maybe is the lighting
flat palm
i just went through this once
shows all the botes and who drew them + social media links
and followed most of them
somber halo
i feel like dishwasher didnt get paid that much to get his OC into AL
warm bluff
lood pixiv
brittle wind
lood luna
somber halo
more like he just wanted to be part of the staff as a fan
warm bluff
do artists get paid a lot for al usually?
warm bluff
dense wing
artists get paid a lot in general for things of commercial use
warm bluff
kawa ship when
dense wing
like I make a ship or they make a ship off me? 
somber halo
these cats are getting too comfortable with me
warm bluff
like you make a ship
somber halo
they trying to sleep on my keyboard
dense wing
my ultimate goal: when I become a vtuber I get a collab and then boom my girl is in the game
warm bluff
somber halo
i was watching a 1hr+ yt vid this morning and they slept on the 0 button
dense wing
I wouldn’t mind drawing a common 
my art style would be like the person that drew aulick
warm bluff
that would be cute!
somber halo
being a fan and being an artist is really conflicting
as a fan, i have a bunch of things i want to draw but once i pick up the pen, my mind becomes blank
flat palm
i do like their art, but sometimes they feel a little boring because they draw alot of them very blushy blushy
warm bluff
same
it's so hard to think of things to draw
so now i've just been practicing by sketching random reference images
flat palm
my fav artist already got a ship
somber halo
i feel like life is a video game
warm bluff
how do i turn the difficulty lower
dense wing
I would draw … an angry girl
somber halo
if you arent given a quest that supposed to benefit you, how else are you supposed to learn or get better
dense wing
I love to draw cute short angry women, and no theres no catch, shes just angry
warm bluff
gotta just be persistent to get better
somber halo
lets see
flat palm
i mean
every artist starts being awful at drawing
just how much you want to get good at it
lots of practice
somber halo
azuma's body, howe's eyes, noshiro's hair, marco polo's/jintsuu's legs
somber halo
idk myself enough to know how my brain works
warm bluff
i know exactly how my brain works since it doesn't work
dense wing
hard agree
somber halo
i like jintsuu's default skin
dense wing
enjoying medium sized breasts and playing AL is horrific, theres less medium than even small/flat
flat palm
i like le malin a lot
warm bluff
smol is best
brittle wind
i dont exactly care much bout the sizes there unless its omegabig like taihoe and co
stuck copper
bobs are bobs
warm bluff
rei only likes omegabig?
brittle wind
no i only like you
somber halo
i mean if they omegabeeg, they gotta be tall too
stuck copper
i'll take what i can get
dense wing
omegabig 
brittle wind
help kawa is bullying me
warm bluff
good
stuck copper
though, in terms of aesthetics, medium is where it's at
brittle wind
hug me luna
flat palm
warm bluff
stuck copper
she wants some candy
dense wing
its the band size that matters, not the cup
band is your rib cage, larger or taller women are going to have the bigger band so that already tells you the scale of which they go by is bigger than someone with a smaller band
warm bluff
same
somber halo
darn, idk enough about the science of what i want
i dont wanna go back to school
school feels like so much more work than actual work
warm bluff
go back to school for cs and come work for my company
warm bluff
somber halo
i mean, that was the last major i was in before i dropped completely
dense wing
stay in school kids 
warm bluff
there's a bunch of dumb people with cs masters
i interviewed them and idk how they got through school
stuck copper
no point in school when you can make tons of money online. i wonder if they're ever going to adapt to that.
somber halo
there is so much going on in this chat that makes me want to bring up sensitive topics
stuck copper
probably not, since they need you in that worker pipeline
somber halo
i can only convey words correctly if im uncensored
stuck copper
basically
brittle wind
stuck copper
don't be hita
somber halo
i watch too much adult television because the way they simplify things using sensitive topics makes sense to me
like south park
warm bluff
is "adult television" the euphemism the kids are using these days?
somber halo
idk
i remember rocko's modern life had a ton of innuendos and i watched the shit outta that show as a 6 year old
so did ren and stimpy
and johnny bravo
stuck copper
man, i hated mr bighead so much
all of his episodes were so boring
probably because i didn't get it
dense wing
I hate ren and stimpy
as a kid it scared the shit out of me
whenever it reruns on tv now, im surprised it didnt scare more kids 
warm bluff
i didn't even know what that show was until my last boss told me about it
stuck copper
ren and stimpy is just disgusting
somber halo
i turn off brain and watch tv
flat palm
somber halo
there was almost nothing to do in the 90s
stuck copper
so many cursed images is that show
somber halo
parents too poor to get me an interesting hobby
my mom did sign me up to play almost every sport tho
but i sucked at all of them
warm bluff
frayya chad sports team member
somber halo
wat no
stuck copper
well, we had nice video games
warm bluff
i basically was neither since i wasn't allowed to play games much
stuck copper
that's why you make friends with kids that have the other one
i even had a sega saturn friend
warm bluff
same
somber halo
i never knew the existance of playstation until near the end of the ps2's lifecycle
stuck copper
maybe things were a bit more varied in euroland
man, when my best friend got a playstation and resident evil
somber halo
idk how to play hearts
stuck copper
console looked like some boomer adult boring business bitch shit, but the games were sweet
warm bluff
i loved playing minesweeper
somber halo
the game i probably logged the most hours was probably starfox 64
i once destroyed my pc by playing with the bios as a 11 yr old
warm bluff
frayya big brain
somber halo
i somehow locked it by putting a pin in the bios
stuck copper
we had a p2 266MHz
played around with it a lot
i was good enough to format and reinstall windows in dos, so i was basically a wizard to most people lmao
i built my first pc in a cardboard box using my dad's old parts.
warm bluff
I was always computer illiterate
somber halo
if inaba was actually dum, he could be as successful as forrest gump
stuck copper
eh, i'm not super smart by today's standards, but i know enough to get things to work.
if i can't google it, it's probably not something i should be messing with anyway
somber halo
i had msn
stuck copper
msn messenger boyyyyyyyyyy
somber halo
okay, not msgr
i had aim for that
hotmail always gave me nsfw emails
and i kept them
brittle wind
shoulda gone coldmail
somber halo
nop unfortunately
i realized i shouls gotten hit more as a kid but for different reasons
somber halo
AOL was considered the best isp compared to all the other dialups
i was at msn then went to netzero
stuck copper
afaik aol was at the very least the biggest
somber halo
in my area, all the cool kids have aol
i complained too much about being poor
and i still do
brittle wind
i just had msn then a bit of skype then discord as messengers
stuck copper
but they didn't really get that much of a hold on the market over here, because nobody cared about their shitty 100 free hour cds. we had uncapped flatrates already.
brittle wind
i realized i shouls gotten hit more as a kid but for different reasons
speakin of derps bein a kid
i found a folder full of java games on our computer and a few of em were lewd shit and i didnt even know the heck it was
so i just showed the gaems to my cousin and told her it made me feel weird and asked her if same
then she taught me to extract the java files to directly get the pics
brittle wind
i dont even remember shit before 10
somber halo
my furthest memory was at age 3
stuck copper
i remember one of the boys in our neighborhood digging up a lewd mag from a public trash can
like, full-on hardcore shit
somber halo
i was scared of the toilet seat so i pooped on the floor
brittle wind
lol
somber halo
hey man, those things felt super cold
stuck copper
i remember cutting my face with my dad's razor. fun times.
brittle wind
my dad once thought i was selling my body for money to buy games when i'd just yoinked some mons from my mom's wallet
thanks dad
and then he kicked you out and gave you a wallet for 50 years
somber halo
my brother did all the wallet yoinking but i never told on him
stuck copper
never did that
somber halo
because he was actually yoinking my lunch money
brittle wind
my brother made me never tell shit on him but always sold me out first second
lovely
dense wing
oh my brother stole my parents’ money when we were younger
somber halo
my mom would have an envelope of $1 bills and we would grab $3 a day from it
dense wing
I would watch it happen and I never said anything until my parents knew money was disappearing
somber halo
i realized the money drained too fast, so it was him
brittle wind
parent wallet thieves general
somber halo
i wish i was an only child
stuck copper
i'm an only child until someone reminds me that i have a sister.
brittle wind
idk my brother has given me a lotta pain but we've also had our times so eh
somber halo
ive been told the reason i have siblings was to not feel lonely
