avrora-general

[wintry sonnet]

creating lifelong complications

[somber halo]

im happy to be out of that area now but i have to conform to the real world

of less hot asians in my area

[brittle wind]

destroy the real world

[stuck copper]

no

fuck you

go away

leave my place alone

[somber halo]

i did my best

[brittle wind]

uh

[somber halo]

[brittle wind]

destroy the real world except germany

idk

[stuck copper]

all we know is clouds and rain. we got it bad enough already.

[wintry sonnet]

where did you yeet out to fray

texas?

[somber halo]

az

i mean

[stuck copper]

you can take bavaria though. bavaria sucks.

[somber halo]

at least there's no state tax

[stuck copper]

#NotRealGermans

[somber halo]

Idk anyone who can help support me in TX

[brittle wind]

@last kiln

[somber halo]

would be an ideal location for me tho

[brittle wind]

bully him

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

wanna trade cal

[brittle wind]

he there

[wintry sonnet]

we'll take bavaria

you take silesia

[stuck copper]

i don't know what that is, but it sounds like an illness.

[wintry sonnet]

they're basically poles who wish they were german

so pretty much they're the polish bavarians

[brittle wind]

we once smuggled in some drink from turkey
more like just had one bottle on us

[stuck copper]

that's actually quite fitting.

[brittle wind]

somehow survived

[stuck copper]

since bavarians are/used to/have been germans that didn't want to be german.

they wanted their own place.

well, fuck you. you're polish now. enjoy.

[brittle wind]

dam

[stuck copper]

and take your fucking kraut with you. we're tired of being associated with that shit.

literally nobody eats it.

[wintry sonnet]

only problem is we're gonna have to figure out what to do with czechs again

since they're separating poland from bavaria

[brittle wind]

that something or the other kraut thingie

[warm bluff]

Helena failed me

[brittle wind]

sauzerkraut or what
forgot

[stuck copper]

hey, man. as long as we get rid of bavaria, i don't care.

yes

[wintry sonnet]

sauerkraut

[warm bluff]

Texas cute

[brittle wind]

i was close

[stuck copper]

sauerkraut is a bavarian thing.

[brittle wind]

@warm bluff u cute

[somber halo]

texas has more asians and not as sensitive as CA

[brittle wind]

he's literally goin for rando

[warm bluff]

Atlanta had a lot of asians!

[brittle wind]

asian and in texas

[somber halo]

i gotta download more dating apps and stuff

[stuck copper]

people fly to bavaria for fucking oktoberfest, then think that's german. but it's not. it's bavarian.

[brittle wind]

download more ram

first time i saw oktoberfest was in a lood java phone game

[warm bluff]

Lewd game?

[brittle wind]

ur mom is a lewd game

[somber halo]

lewdna

[wintry sonnet]

get isekaid into a lewd game

[somber halo]

hot

[wintry sonnet]

that's the only time I'd be ok getting isekaid as an ugly bastard

[somber halo]

so like i was window shopping for manga yesterday

[brittle wind]

i just wanna isekai somewhere i can be happy

[warm bluff]

Same

[wintry sonnet]

limbo?

[brittle wind]

not a high bar expectation

[stuck copper]

humble and modest

[somber halo]

Kagerou Daze is really popular that the 3rd book is sold out nationwide

[stuck copper]

even locally?

i had to look for some stuff online for xmas. it was sold out everywhere, except for a local shop.

[somber halo]

well, i cant leave base

[brittle wind]

metro on their way to gib a new version again before a new entry

[stuck copper]

not sure they're open over there tho.

[brittle wind]

well its fine ig cuz i aint tried exodus yet

[wintry sonnet]

actually, I'm wondering fray

do you guys have to wear masks while staying in base?

[somber halo]

yes

[brittle wind]

meanwhile my screen just went super low res, then blacked out outta nowhere and stayed there for a few seconds

[stuck copper]

i started to appreciate local businesses more when i realized scalpers couldn't just fuck them with bots.

[wintry sonnet]

come over to poland then

you can enjoy scalper experience in local business

as people buy sugary drinks

because of the sugar tax

[brittle wind]

can i come over to your basement

[stuck copper]

sugar is just fat in disguise.

[wintry sonnet]

because the old batches were still being sold at the old price

so people bought them enmasse

[stuck copper]

you know you don't have real problems when you hoard sugary drinks.

[wintry sonnet]

tbf it's not just stuff like coke and sprite

juice also has sugar in it

[stuck copper]

not toilet paper, not food, not water, but fucking pepsi.

[wintry sonnet]

because when they say sugar, they mean all the kinds of sugar

including fake sugar that has no calories

and natural sugars like fructose

[stuck copper]

is fructose considered sugar?

[wintry sonnet]

yes

[stuck copper]

so they're that smart, huh?

[wintry sonnet]

that's why everyone's pissed off

cause they saying it's "because we want everyone healthy"

but they even tax the healthy options

[stuck copper]

what about xylitol?

[wintry sonnet]

all fake sugars, sweeteners

everything

[stuck copper]

jesus

[wintry sonnet]

you can literally buy a coke zero and they'll say "too much sugar, tax"

freshly squeezed apple juice? Too much sugar, tax

[stuck copper]

over here, we have a bottle deposit on plastic bottles.

to stop people from throwing away bottles.

except some drinks are exempt.

and i'm like "but they use the same bottles? how does that make any sense?"

fuck do i know.

[wintry sonnet]

gotta love loopholes

[stuck copper]

juices are exempt

water is not

[wintry sonnet]

speaking of exemptions

know what's exempt from the sugar tax here?

sugar syrups

[stuck copper]

time to get sodastream

[wintry sonnet]

literally, nothing but sugar

because it's considered a dietary suppllement

so already people are coming up with coke-flavored and coke-zero flavored syrups

to bypass the tax

[stuck copper]

then i'll offer a sugar supplement that's nothing but sugar.

[wintry sonnet]

so congrats guys, you've only managed to kill off several hundred jobs

[stuck copper]

it also kinda sucks, because "no sugar" is not objectively good".

[wintry sonnet]

got no money out of it because either peoeple will bypass the tax, or if they stop buying the taxed goods altogether, it means you make 0 money out of it

[stuck copper]

my parents are diabetic, and even they need sugar.

[wintry sonnet]

so am I

in my case a sugary drink could literally be a life saver

because those get absorbed the fastest

if I have a hypoglicemic episode

[stuck copper]

they're also safer because of it.

my dad tends to eat too many sweets when he needs sugar.

because he's an idiot.

[wintry sonnet]

ah yea, the hypo munchies

I know that feel

[stuck copper]

not judging. was more of a joke.

[wintry sonnet]

you get agitated because of the low sugar, so you start chowing down until the feeling passes

then you gotta correct the dosage again

[stuck copper]

yeah, i was on withdrawal once. i know how it feels to yearn for a fix lol

[wintry sonnet]

well, it's kinda like that, but more of a "I have to otherwise I might actually die" kind of feeling

[stuck copper]

and yeah, he had to inject again, because it was too much, obviously lol

[wintry sonnet]

which you could, you could go into a coma

so its hard to just take 1-2 candies then sit there for 10-15 minutes for the sugar to absorb

[stuck copper]

it's probably not the same, but it was the closest i could think off.

[wintry sonnet]

while you're feeling you're about to go off

[stuck copper]

because it makes you really fucking agitated

[wintry sonnet]

yup

[stuck copper]

then you get the druggie arm scratching thing

so fucking uncomfortable

and that's still the "good" part lol

[wintry sonnet]

for me the drug is cereal

for whatever reason, when I get low on sugar, I get a craving for a bowl of cereal

[stuck copper]

i got the craving to break into an apothecary store.

god... never again, man. never again.

lesson learned big time.

i hope i'll never get diabetes. it sucks so much. you can literally die in your sleep and not notice anything.

because you don't know you are diabetic, and you just lie down beause you feel tired. boom, dead.

[somber halo]

i like natural sugar

[wintry sonnet]

I mean you're like 30+ right

[stuck copper]

yeah

[somber halo]

yeah

[wintry sonnet]

so I'm guessing at worst you might get a type 2

if you fuck up your diet

[stuck copper]

my mom got it just a couple months ago. the worst type. i don't remember which one.

[wintry sonnet]

I'm type 1, so the genetic variant

where your pancreas just doesnt make insulin at all

[stuck copper]

her body doesn't produce anything anymore.

[somber halo]

im either gonna be a diabetic or heart attack

[wintry sonnet]

huh... so she got type 1

[stuck copper]

my dad is the other one.

[wintry sonnet]

and pretty late too

usually you get type 1 in early age

[somber halo]

idk about my situation tho

cause i have a partial pancreas

[stuck copper]

he literally saved her life. she got to the hospital with a value of 600+

[wintry sonnet]

I got it when i was 19-20

[stuck copper]

it's fucking scary because it comes out of nowhere.

[somber halo]

[wintry sonnet]

I mean, when i got diabetes, at first I was constantly tired and passing out from going up the stairs

and after a week my doctor thought I was faking it

[stuck copper]

yeah, she said she was just tired.

[wintry sonnet]

to avoid school

so bitch started injecting me with glucose

[somber halo]

i too feel fat walking up stairs

[wintry sonnet]

glucose injections to a diabetic

🧠

[stuck copper]

so whenever i feel tired and kinda weird, i take a sample. i got a device right here.

[wintry sonnet]

wasn't after 2 weeks later when i had an ear infection when a nurse just thought to give me a blood glucose test

[stuck copper]

because now i'm fucking paranoid.

[wintry sonnet]

also i was guzzling down water like a madman

and had to leak every 2 hours

[warm bluff]

I always guzzle down water like a madman

[wintry sonnet]

literally woke up 4-5 times every night

[warm bluff]

Water is the best

[wintry sonnet]

just to go to the toilet

[stuck copper]

i don't drink enough.

[wintry sonnet]

gotta drink that 2 liters a day

[stuck copper]

more like 1

[wintry sonnet]

depends on body mass

[somber halo]

i dont drink the recommended amount but im always fine tho

[stuck copper]

yeah

[somber halo]

my body adjusted

[stuck copper]

it's just

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

i don't feel like drinking, so i don't.

pretty sure my body would have told me.

[wintry sonnet]

I have times like that too when I just cant be bothered to, because I feel like I'm forcing myself

feels like trying to drown yourself

[stuck copper]

i only do it when i'm sick, because that's definitely good.

[somber halo]

i pee completely clear whenever o drink close ro the normal amount

[stuck copper]

i think color is based on the amount of time spent in the bladder. don't quote me on that tho.

[wintry sonnet]

I never understood the rules on that, sometimes it's clear, sometimes it's not, dont feel any different

[stuck copper]

i dunno. just picked it up somewhere.

[wintry sonnet]

apparently this is what it means

not supposed to be orange, not supposed to be clear

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

i don't know, not drinking a lot means fewer bathroom breaks, so it sort of fits.

[wintry sonnet]

so Fray's just overdrinking apparently

gotta cut back on the water intake

[stuck copper]

who the fuck gets burnt orange?

worst i've had was amber, usually when i get up in the morning.

[warm bluff]

That looks like they're dying

[wintry sonnet]

I got burnt orange few times, usually if my blood sugar's been high overnight

tends to happen if the infusion set's starting to wear off

easy to fix tho, once you get your sugar back to normal I drink one of those diet tablets

that you're supposed to dissolve in water

[warm bluff]

Our guild got maxed dock slots

[brittle wind]

ina big flexer

ina stronk

[wintry sonnet]

ah yes the usual essential services spiel

so if you get lucky and your grid's connected to essential services, you're fine

but if you're not, go fuck yourself

[warm bluff]

Join us!

They're recruiting i think

Same

[wintry sonnet]

I mean

equipment slots kinda useful

[warm bluff]

We have health insurance and 401k in this guild too

[brittle wind]

they have pro ina carryin all of em

best benefit

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

and still in self denial

smh

[wintry sonnet]

oh fuck off Coomer

now he's saying the sick people didnt bring covid into nursing homes, it was staff

take some goddamn responsibility for once in your pathetic life

[stuck copper]

because shitting on essential staff is a good move.

imagine being overworked, underpaid, subjected to danger, not getting proper compensation, not getting any respect, then being blamed for bringing covid to your workplace.

[wintry sonnet]

and if you were to object at the time, you'd get fired

[stuck copper]

i'd call in sick for 3 weeks, just because.

it's what my mom taught me. "if your superiors think they can act like dicks, repay them in kind by getting some time off".

go to family doctor you've known for decades, tell him you're depressed because work sucks. boom, 3-week paid vacation.

easy

[brittle wind]

my uncle is a doc
always had easy passes for those stuff

[stuck copper]

my doctor is an ex-hippie. he doen't give a shit. if you need a timeout, he'll get you one.

[limpid kite]

You guys work?

[stuck copper]

used to. now i'm a house husband.

[brittle wind]

he's a housewife

[stuck copper]

and dyslexic, i guess.

[limpid kite]

[brittle wind]

i work for an ebic 20$ or less's worth a month

ez laif

well technically speakin the exchange rates got slightly better after the orange changed

[stuck copper]

helps when the president is not a complete fucking psychopath for once.

though i guess the jury's still out on that one.

@brittle wind open up an onlyfans

[brittle wind]

sure brb

[stuck copper]

sell feet pics of your mom

i feel disgusted just by saying that

[brittle wind]

time to rethink your life choices

[wintry sonnet]

?

tell me more

[brittle wind]

only if you pay

[wintry sonnet]

show the goods first

I'm not buying a cat in the bag

[ornate mantle]

[limpid kite]

Just sell actual feets

[brittle wind]

imma start with yours

[wintry sonnet]

is that iran's new covid response plan

cut off feet, make people stay at home, save lives

[brittle wind]

maybe

bold of you to assume iran has plans for anythin

[somber halo]

i want my ww3 pls

[wintry sonnet]

well, more troops got sent to syria in first week of cho bai din

so you might very well get your wish

[brittle wind]

huge downpour
city becomes venice's second coming
people get screwed
government: we didnt predict such a thing

'just wait till summer and the rona will die cuz its weak to heat'

10/10 crisis management

[somber halo]

i mean ya kno

the fires last year didnt kill it

[wintry sonnet]

at this point I just expect this to be a perpetural every year thing

wait till september when another wave hits and 20 more variants come out

and we have to quadruple quintuple masks

and have a 20 meter distancing

[brittle wind]

can we just exterminate humans
it'd be quite helpful in exterminatin rona

[wintry sonnet]

might be cynical on my part, but I just dont see why the gov would give up on a free license to enforce whatever bullshit they want

when enforcing whatever bullshit they want is literally their job description

[warm bluff]

I wanna be a house husband too

[brittle wind]

marry rando

[wintry sonnet]

I thought you wanted to be a cute girl

[stuck copper]

then up your game

[wintry sonnet]

now you wanna be a husband

make up your damn mind

[stuck copper]

you're smart. you can find a woman.

[warm bluff]

I'm not dysphoric enough to be a housewife

[brittle wind]

i mean

its your influence on him

you're changing our lie addicted boi

[wintry sonnet]

Sorry for radiating too much testosterone

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

dont you keep sayin it takes a real man to become best gril or some shit

[wintry sonnet]

[warm bluff]

Not that kind of cosplayer

[brittle wind]

he wants to become a houseband on an attempt to become a real man

[stuck copper]

if you say you want to become a girl, you're not a girl anyway, so the trans option goes out the window.

[wintry sonnet]

dont listen to cal

[brittle wind]

your mom is a girl

[wintry sonnet]

you can become anyone you want

as long as you can shout nazi loud enough

[stuck copper]

embrace manhood

you can still be gae

not even memeing

[warm bluff]

Nah i prefer girls lol

[wintry sonnet]

I always wondered how that works

[brittle wind]

is that why you wanna be a gril and take in some d

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

you're straight but then you decide you're gay, so you become gay

but not bi, even tho you were straight before

[stuck copper]

we're just undecided anyway

[brittle wind]

its out with the old in with the new

[wintry sonnet]

what happens if you decide later you wanna be straight again, you become straight or bi?

[stuck copper]

it's just a phase

we're secretly all gay

[wintry sonnet]

does it depend on how many times you change your mind

[warm bluff]

I wish it were as simple as just changing my mind

[brittle wind]

just change the settings

[warm bluff]

I wanna change to easy mode

[wintry sonnet]

what if you decide you wanna just try being gay for a day but then decide it's not for you

[stuck copper]

bi people have never been straight. we're always gay and not gay, but that's too complicated for smol-brain people.

[wintry sonnet]

are you gay for life then

or can you just go back to being straight, no worries

[brittle wind]

its just an experiment

[stuck copper]

it's like

superpositional gayness

i can't use the actual word i want to use

[wintry sonnet]

superpositional?

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

is that like an advanced version of kamasutra

[stuck copper]

the f slur

[warm bluff]

Superposition is fancy qm stuff

[stuck copper]

it is

[brittle wind]

my brother still laffs at me time to time for sayin sth like 'imma do this and that after growin up and becomin a gril'
i thought i was gonna just randomly upgrade to bein a gril or sth as i grew

[stuck copper]

because one time you look and we're gay, then you look again and we're not gay.

and then your brain goes "why you be gay when you weren't gay? it no make sense."

[brittle wind]

one time i look and you're gay
then i look again and you're mom gay

[stuck copper]

because quantum gayness, bitch.

[warm bluff]

Same

[stuck copper]

or something like that lmao

rei gets it

one time he dum

one time he no dum

is weird

[warm bluff]

Qm is so cool, i wish i were smart enough to understand it

[stuck copper]

banana brain melt

[wintry sonnet]

how do you tell when he dum tho

when he sound dum all the time

[brittle wind]

cal's spent too much time with me
his sensors have been enhanced

[stuck copper]

@warm bluff i found it utterly mind-blowing. stopped before i got into it tho.

for personal reasons.

[brittle wind]

was it blowing your mind too much

[warm bluff]

I like watching videos on it

[stuck copper]

my banana brain melts and rei says i've been enhanced. okay.

[warm bluff]

Pbs spacetime and arvin ash make some really good video explanations that i still don't understand but are super cool

[stuck copper]

spacetime

we went to the planetarium some time ago

they explained gravity

wild trip

[warm bluff]

I wanna go to a planetarium

[wintry sonnet]

#TriHard

[brittle wind]

i wanna go

[stuck copper]

good shows can be quite the trip

[wintry sonnet]

watch the VN Planetarian, the anime's ok but not as good

[stuck copper]

they can also make you motion sick.

sometimes they just play a music album and show some weird shit.

i bet if you go in high, you'll have the time of your life.

planetariums are dope.

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

i live a short bus ride away from one, so to me it's normal to have access to one. i imagine they're not that common.

because who the fuck goes to the planetarium? nobody ever talks about it.

[wintry sonnet]

I mean

[warm bluff]

There's one in my city, I'll go to it eventually!

[wintry sonnet]

we're less invested in how space looks

and more invested in when can we go to mars

and live this shit planet behind

[stuck copper]

watch the martian

do you really want to go there?

[wintry sonnet]

play Surviving Mars

[stuck copper]

it's like living in the desert, but without air.

[wintry sonnet]

or watch someone who's competent at playing it

if we can eventually get to that level of terraforming, sure

I doubt we'll get to it in my lifetime

but assuming we could, I'd go to mars

[stuck copper]

i see no reason to move to mars. does it even have any resources?

aside from rocks.

[wintry sonnet]

we can plead to be a 3rd world planet

and have earth send us free shit

Bono would come over every year to do a concert

[stuck copper]

move to mars. can't grow food. no oxygen. import food and oxygen from earth. complain when earth fucks you with bad rates.

[brittle wind]

can we find a weird button on some random planet and press it and suddenly an alien race comes at us full power

[stuck copper]

never

[wintry sonnet]

what if china is actually a secret alien race

[stuck copper]

earth is a penal colony for shitty humans.

[wintry sonnet]

trying to take over the planet

[stuck copper]

you thought god brought us here, but it was advanced humans.

that's why everyone's an asshole.

[warm bluff]

That's an actually racist joke

[brittle wind]

dam

you offended him aqu

[wintry sonnet]

why me

it could've been cal

[brittle wind]

well you said china

[wintry sonnet]

someone says racism and you think that of me?

no, I am the one who antiracism

[stuck copper]

i said we were all aliens. you said only west taiwan was aliens.

clearly racist.

[wintry sonnet]

And everyone thinks aliens are superior to us

how is that racist

[brittle wind]

cal banned off youtoob

[wintry sonnet]

isn't that what antiracism is?

think white people are inferior to everyone else

[warm bluff]

It's dehumanizing

[wintry sonnet]

or did I miss the memo

I dont know how to be woke, pls send tutorial on youtube

[stuck copper]

i can't be racist. i think we all suck.

no superiority there.

[brittle wind]

i cant be racist

i just want humanity to perish

[stuck copper]

because you're an alien

[warm bluff]

I want humanity to survive

And figure out how the universe works

I'm so curious about it

[wintry sonnet]

why would you want humanity to go into universe

and bring all of our shit over

like war and conflict

[brittle wind]

just die
go to heaven
ask god

[warm bluff]

I wish

[brittle wind]

ez

[wintry sonnet]

what if the universe is all peaceful

and then we come in

[somber halo]

if inaba was a real girl, i'd prefer her to be the mommy type

[wintry sonnet]

and show everyone war

and they go "Dude that looks dope let's try that shit out"

[stuck copper]

we have to pillage and conquer.

and pollute. don't forget about that.

[warm bluff]

I'd rather be like Nicholas or laffey

Any civilization with limited resources is gonna have wars, it's not just a human thing

[brittle wind]

ina just wants to be a girl bound by chains in a sex dungeon

[stuck copper]

well, maybe

just maybe

we shouldn't have been wasteful pieces of shit

[wintry sonnet]

but muhh iphone, cal

I need a new one every year

[stuck copper]

noooo, not the responsibility.

the nerve.

if you buy a new phone every year, you've got a problem, man.

[wintry sonnet]

I don't, I was being facetious

[somber halo]

inaba too tall to be a loli

[stuck copper]

partially because they refuse to give you updates.

[somber halo]

or do tall lolis exist

[warm bluff]

being like tashkent would be kinda nice

[stuck copper]

so you have to buy a new phone just for the updates.

[wintry sonnet]

good question

is height a requirement to be loli?

[stuck copper]

it's like having to buy a new pc every year because windows refuses to download updates.

[brittle wind]

[somber halo]

tash's jail skin is lewd

[stuck copper]

trashkent

[warm bluff]

No lewding!

[stuck copper]

go to horny jail

[somber halo]

on her knees with her mouth open

[brittle wind]

tash's skin is ina's ultimate dream

[somber halo]

[wintry sonnet]

confirmed, lolis must be smol

[stuck copper]

i mean, he's right, but...

[wintry sonnet]

you can be as wide as you want

you just gotta be short

to qualify as loli

[brittle wind]

time to compress ina

[wintry sonnet]

so you could technically be like 500 pounds

but as long as you short

you loli

[stuck copper]

that would be a thicc loli

probably

i'm no expert on pedo loli stuff

[wintry sonnet]

I mean the guide says they can be 20 or 1000 yo

so legal

bruh

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

i know what the guide says, but you know people

[warm bluff]

Isn't there an expert in this chat?

@limpid kite

[stuck copper]

"i want my 14yo loli housewife"

-some incel

[wintry sonnet]

I mean depending where you live

that might still be legal

[stuck copper]

legit legal over here

[somber halo]

i mean ya kno

[wintry sonnet]

isn't legal age in mexico like 13

or sth

[somber halo]

that one girl from lucky star

[limpid kite]

Nani

[somber halo]

her mom is a loli

[stuck copper]

i think it can't go below 14, since that would be considered pedo by international standards.

[limpid kite]

If it was ivwould already move there

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

it's 17 apparently, but the lowest it can go in central america is 14

so I'm still right

also ca

age of consent in japan

is 13

[stuck copper]

it is?

[brittle wind]

@limpid kite come over

[wintry sonnet]

In Japan the age of consent is low at 13, although some municipalities such as Tokyo prohibit sexual activity under 18 years old in most circumstances.

[limpid kite]

@brittle wind nah

No enough moneh

[wintry sonnet]

so it's technically 13

[limpid kite]

[wintry sonnet]

but you still gotta check yo zipcode

[stuck copper]

permission of a judge. so there's restrictions.

[brittle wind]

just pay the judge ez

[limpid kite]

Ez

[warm bluff]

This chat is weird

[stuck copper]

we don't have that. if her parents agree, you got your 14yo loli wife.

[wintry sonnet]

also, age of marriage not exactly the same thing

[limpid kite]

But that works everywhere

[somber halo]

weird is normal

[wintry sonnet]

getting married hardly has to mean you'be getting fortnite

[stuck copper]

please

[warm bluff]

I'm just gonna get back to work

[brittle wind]

not as weird as the lewds you like

[somber halo]

i wish i can get married

[stuck copper]

first night is always for defloration.

traditionally, at least.

[wintry sonnet]

what's that

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

sounds like some ancient thing

[somber halo]

tradtions suck

[limpid kite]

[stuck copper]

it's a euphemism.

[wintry sonnet]

I know what the word is, I'm mostly pointing out how you're more likely to find a dragon than a virgin nowadays

[stuck copper]

traditionally, the first night you spend together, you do the fortnites, and she's supposed to bleed to prove her virginity.

[somber halo]

traditions are good if universally kept

[warm bluff]

I hate traditions

[stuck copper]

you can be bothered by that. it's weird.

[somber halo]

but if ppl get the dibs before you, then you get discourge and break them too

[brittle wind]

ok ntr protag

[wintry sonnet]

what if she bleeds not because maiden

[brittle wind]

[wintry sonnet]

but because you got bigg dicc

[stuck copper]

man

[limpid kite]

Time to call the mods

[wintry sonnet]

does that still count

[stuck copper]

i went as far as i am willing to go. you'll have to continue this one without me lol

[limpid kite]

Chat is horny

[warm bluff]

No horny!

[wintry sonnet]

you're the one who started it cal

you're not leaving us in this mess

[stuck copper]

i was trying to be like the discovery channel

[brittle wind]

new mods: sounds like good food

[stuck copper]

not some lewd site

[brittle wind]

[somber halo]

but yeah

[limpid kite]

You cant mention that site

[warm bluff]

What's that site?

[wintry sonnet]

also both are the same thing

[warm bluff]

I've never heard of it

[wintry sonnet]

some of the stuff they show at discovery channel

[somber halo]

am like a cynic now because i cant get what i want by following the rules of nature

[limpid kite]

Cal wants to get danned

[wintry sonnet]

would even make a perv like ina go

[stuck copper]

i got away with worse. should be fine.

like linking literal hentai.

[limpid kite]

Can you get away with 90 warns?

[stuck copper]

it was an accident.

[warm bluff]

Poot did that too

[brittle wind]

depends on which minimod wants to get a kill

[warm bluff]

What did you link?

[brittle wind]

your mom

[wintry sonnet]

was it at least good

[stuck copper]

i disabled the bar on the right and thought i was in DMs lol

[wintry sonnet]

or was it some ugly bastard crap

[somber halo]

i too am curious

[warm bluff]

I'm not curious!

[limpid kite]

<@&472236072743600148> free kills here

[stuck copper]

it was just good stuff

colored doujin

[somber halo]

i thought you were curious

[brittle wind]

he askin for the details

NoT CuRiOuS

[wintry sonnet]

ask mods to look up chatlog

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

snitches get stitches

[wintry sonnet]

to find what cal posted

so he can sauce

[somber halo]

i did not see such thing

[limpid kite]

[somber halo]

just a sly 3rd degree mention

[wintry sonnet]

"Hey guys I posted this one lewd some time ago, can you check the chatlog and send it back to me"

I wonder how mods would respond

[stuck copper]

more like

a year or two ago

[brittle wind]

are you even 2 years old

[stuck copper]

yes

[limpid kite]

I mean, they always link the comment that got you warned

[wintry sonnet]

why is she laughing with her eyes

[limpid kite]

[wintry sonnet]

and not her mouth

that looks terrifying

[brittle wind]

cuz vthots are cranj

[stuck copper]

hey, man. i got informed, i changed it, no ping for me.

[wintry sonnet]

so you got an actual mod

[stuck copper]

peaceful resolution

[wintry sonnet]

and not the ninja mod

[brittle wind]

i mean

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

he said informed

[wintry sonnet]

who just warns/dans with no verbal warning

[brittle wind]

coulda been a normal pleb in the chat

[limpid kite]

I didnt even ping the mods

[somber halo]

it was edit so ping didnt activate

[brittle wind]

thanks fray

ur so smort

[limpid kite]

Yep

[brittle wind]

dont let anyone steal you

[somber halo]

wat

[brittle wind]

wt

[wintry sonnet]

why would anyone steal him

he's not a loli

[brittle wind]

he got moni

i'd steal him

[wintry sonnet]

fair point

carry on

[stuck copper]

since when do robbers steal people?

[somber halo]

so yesterday i was trying to buy some manga

[warm bluff]

[limpid kite]

Time to pong them seriously

[warm bluff]

What type?

[somber halo]

but then i ran into a roadblock trying to buy a whole series

[wintry sonnet]

fray

you literally talked abotu this

[somber halo]

hi

oh

[wintry sonnet]

like several minutes ago

[limpid kite]

Bruh

[somber halo]

am dum

[wintry sonnet]

BOOMER FRAY

PepeLaugh

[somber halo]

[brittle wind]

clowngeneral

[somber halo]

am old

can i claim dementia

[wintry sonnet]

say you tried to be presidential

[stuck copper]

asking 75 for a used book. what is this? university?

[limpid kite]

Who wants klee loods?

[somber halo]

who klee

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

sounds like a marvel hero

[stuck copper]

genshin loli

[warm bluff]

Klee cute

[stuck copper]

looks like a toddler

[limpid kite]

[somber halo]

i see

[limpid kite]

Welp imma send it

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

[brittle wind]

@violet perch help we got a loli lood distributor

[somber halo]

slide into my dms

[violet perch]

[somber halo]

[brittle wind]

[warm bluff]

No lewd!

[violet perch]

[limpid kite]

[wintry sonnet]

No lewds without filling ina in on it

he needs to verify quality

[somber halo]

i rate

[brittle wind]

0/5

[somber halo]

out of 10

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

i rate it with 10 years of jail

[brittle wind]

i'll give ina 500$ a year after he stops bein a liar

[limpid kite]

Is varia still here?

[warm bluff]

Gimme payment in advance

[stuck copper]

that's what he wants you to think

[limpid kite]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-roll-spoiler-dancing-grooves-singing-gif-17906383

[stuck copper]

if you want to make sure, just get rei to send another bullshit ping.

[brittle wind]

no u

[stuck copper]

he never gets punished for that.

[brittle wind]

cuz they aint bullshit pings

[wintry sonnet]

[x]

[brittle wind]

also he was threatenin to pong mods on us so i just did the same to him

i was gonna steal from you

[stuck copper]

threatening to punch someone and actually punching them ain't the same, dude.

[warm bluff]

I wish I had that much

[wintry sonnet]

but words are violence cal

didnt you hear

and silence is violence too

so you gettin punched either way

🧠

[stuck copper]

and dumb people are dumb

so they don't get to have an opinion

[somber halo]

phalcon pawnch

[stuck copper]

which means it doesn't matter

🧠

[limpid kite]

So, you?

[wintry sonnet]

I mean it does when you find a dum enough person to actually punch you

[stuck copper]

alright, let me get my omega chad meme i saved a couple months ago

[wintry sonnet]

which you'd think would be hard considering rona

[stuck copper]

might take a while. too many tiddy pics.

easy and simple infographic

just follow

[wintry sonnet]

it says my opinion correct and your opinion wrong

[stuck copper]

exactly

[wintry sonnet]

so I'm correct

you're not

[stuck copper]

it's amazing

[limpid kite]

You because youre correct doesnt mean that you are right

[wintry sonnet]

or to quote an ancient philosopher

[stuck copper]

so you can't disagree

[stuck copper]

gotta start somewhere

[limpid kite]

@wintry sonnet but we all are assholes

[wintry sonnet]

nah

I'm a dick

[wintry sonnet]

which means I get to

not even gonna finish that one

[brittle wind]

[stuck copper]

team america

just team america

[limpid kite]

@mods chat is horny again

[wintry sonnet]

not horny, toxic

[warm bluff]

Horny bad!

[limpid kite]

Horny fever is a toxic disease

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

Since this is a shounen my small wronk opinion will beat your big right opinion with the power of friendship

[stuck copper]

that's what they tell you to make you feel empowered.

[limpid kite]

Frann you have zero friends

[limpid kite]

[stuck copper]

also, yeah, you have no friends lmao

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

nice try tho

[wintry sonnet]

he's right you know

[brittle wind]

Discord says you're my friend

Suck it bitch

[stuck copper]

i think you got it wrong

[limpid kite]

@brittle wind discord is chinese spyware

[stuck copper]

friendship doesn't mean sucking anything

[limpid kite]

Imagine trusting it

[brittle wind]

Pls

I have one irl friend

[stuck copper]

you just want me for my body

[wintry sonnet]

also discord says I'm offline

but am actually not

so as you can see discord can lie

to make you feel good

[brittle wind]

Aint talked to him in like

4 years

[limpid kite]

Welp here comes the klee lood

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

speaking of friends, i should text one and ask if he wants to hang and play some games.

[limpid kite]

https://tenor.com/view/loading-discord-discord-loading-loading-discord-loading-gif-discord-gif-20330357

[stuck copper]

must be a big lewd. takes forever on my end.

[wintry sonnet]

that's cause it's fake lewd

is just a gif

[brittle wind]

Covid ruined my promising and fulfilling college life like its shown in anime

[stuck copper]

i've been had

[wintry sonnet]

you got bamboozled

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

what a boomer

[brittle wind]

Was expectin my harem n all that

But all i got was a pandemic

[limpid kite]

[somber halo]

lewd pixels before they make a lewd image

[wintry sonnet]

what if the reason we're told to stay at home

is because isekai's getting overpopulated

and truck-kun can't keep up

[warm bluff]

Same i like wfh

[brittle wind]

Wing fried hen?

[somber halo]

waffle house

[wintry sonnet]

weird fetish hentai

knowing ina

[somber halo]

i like that one

[limpid kite]

Covid was just a marketing strat for arknights

[stuck copper]

and other popular places are no longer popular

[warm bluff]

I hate doing random trainings

[brittle wind]

Goin to all boiz schools all life

Go to uni where its finally kinda mixed even tho they wear full armor anyway

Then stay home cuz a random sickness broke out

Smh

Be my gf @warm bluff

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

join rei's harem

[limpid kite]

[brittle wind]

Like ina

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

Atleast he can make it work cuz he got that sweet buttpad buyin cash

[limpid kite]

Didnt know kira was negative cupid

[brittle wind]

Have a cock @limpid kite

[stuck copper]

https://tenor.com/view/bouncing-tits-pun-birds-gif-8370813

[wintry sonnet]

that's a nice cock

is it yours?

[brittle wind]

Smh askin personal questions

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

you're the one showing it

dont turn this around on me

[brittle wind]

I turned comments off in the options

[limpid kite]

I just blocked the guy

[brittle wind]

Insert rando comment bout rei still gettin blocked in 2021

[stuck copper]

feels vintage

[limpid kite]

Yes

Need to fabricate enough evidence to get him banned

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

Cant get evidence if you block me

Blockhead

[wintry sonnet]

I dont know what's going on

so here's some noshiro

[limpid kite]

Lood?

[brittle wind]

Its always noshiro this noshiro that

[stuck copper]

if you're aquan, yes, it's lewd.

[brittle wind]

Whatbout yesshiro

[wintry sonnet]

because she's not shiro

her pantyhose are kuro

[stuck copper]

among other things

[wintry sonnet]

it's hella hard to find good fanart of atdan girls

namely because atdan basically does the best fanart for his girls

[stuck copper]

pretty much

[warm bluff]

Dango draws the best Nicholas

[brittle wind]

Isitfanartifitshis

[wintry sonnet]

I mean yostar's not payin him for it

so I'd argue it is

if it's paid, it's a commission, if it's free it's fanart

[brittle wind]

only artist i can care to remember the name of is

uh

forgot

[wintry sonnet]

kek

[brittle wind]

jk

Creayus

yno that guy who draw C.C.

[stuck copper]

if it's shit, i'll make fun of you.

[wintry sonnet]

creayus is a circle tho

[brittle wind]

if you call it shit imma shit at your door

[warm bluff]

[brittle wind]

ina

[wintry sonnet]

"Doujinshi circle led by the artist Rangetsu aka STORMOON. Mainly produces CODE GEASS fan art of the C.C. x Lelouch variety, but also has many other fan-related works alongside some original pieces."

I can send you a nice CC lood rando

[brittle wind]

share with the class

[wintry sonnet]

can't

[limpid kite]

Here comes the klee lewd for real

[wintry sonnet]

it has questionable rating

[limpid kite]

https://tenor.com/boZXp.gif

[wintry sonnet]

gotta send it in pm

[brittle wind]

i mean

share with the class in dm

smh

also it just says that

so i say it smh

aint looked that deep into it

[warm bluff]

I got a rainbow aircraft bp from one yesterday

[limpid kite]

@last kiln rigged cuz he is a whale

[brittle wind]

dam

cal went

[stuck copper]

went what?

[brittle wind]

idk

[stuck copper]

i'm thinking about making my favorite dish, but i ran out of spice, and i don't want to journey to the asian grocery store.

it would be like some sort of arctic expedition.

[brittle wind]

do it

wat

[stuck copper]

rei wants it, so i won't. good. makes it easy.

[brittle wind]

when did that reply go in

kek

[stuck copper]

thanks for helping me.

[brittle wind]

smh

i just wanted you to eat yer fav food

why u haet me

[wintry sonnet]

well fuck

[brittle wind]

[stuck copper]

you wanted me to suffer

[wintry sonnet]

cant send the cc pic to rando

and can't add him as frined to bypass clyde

[brittle wind]

i just wanted you to make a journey for the sake of humanity

[stuck copper]

so i am humanity. just me. i knew it.

[limpid kite]

Bypass clyde with a zip

[brittle wind]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__c_c_code_geass_drawn_by_creayus__301352444a5faa55432070bee7bb9149.jpg

[warm bluff]

That's too big brain

[stuck copper]

can't you just... use an external host or something?

[verbal obsidian]

i always knew Cal was a sick lolicon

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

can't even send it from my pc

[stuck copper]

oi, oi!

[wintry sonnet]

as a direct upload

[limpid kite]

Time to report him

[stuck copper]

i am many things, but i am no lolicon.

[brittle wind]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/sample/__shinano_and_shinano_azur_lane_drawn_by_amano_kusatsu__sample-893923df027463821687f9aaff41b4a5.jpg

[limpid kite]

Thats what a lolicon would say

[brittle wind]

[verbal obsidian]