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aki is so lucky

meh, oughta go Tashkent




I moved in to my new apartment!

Tomorrow

Wait what does that phrase mean?
I thought it just meant meeting or something
BA
The game
assume she's named karin since file says that
Hopefully soon 
@last kiln help I'm scared, what do i do tomorrow?
I need your expert advice
I don't even own a maid outfit yet though
Talking is scary

Ya

But in person would be so much scarier

Ok I'll try, i hope i don't screw up
You're not a disappointment!
You're super rich and stuff
Have you been trying to find one?

Damn what a whale.

Delivery is always expensive.
Which is why I try not to eat out.
Cooking is best.

Ah is it 10 min till VDay in AL

lol.

oh look I stole Ina's waifu
I picked Cheshire, it's just the text there that was wrong. It was Cheshire's message in the mail
She's sweet
Noshiro my next

So you get friendzoned with Richie
She friend zone herself
So that all the :baguette_bread: s can share in the commander
I cannot give you chocolates but I can give you my thighs
uni: all classes that require practical shit (well i couldnt really translate it well but just stuff we have to do in person and not just 2+2=5)
are to be in uni and not online with due protocols for rona
teachers: nope we doin em online fuck that rona shit 
dont forget to quadruple mask
and wear a 1 meter protective sheet around you
as well as an automated sprinkler system spreading lysol around you
🤤


i want her to show me her pantsu while looking at me with a disgusted face

@warm bluff happy birthday
I've been seeing the occasional artwork of that Choco Maid though
actually he could
didnt you get bonked for posting an image with a bad word in it?

and that was from the actual game
or at least it was the wiki translation of a line from the game
guy? dats gei
your name is Seven?
yes?
whatchu mean you aint named after a numbah
That's fray? 
that's your dad
dis is skyp days
Skype is ancient technology
kek

nicholas is bein lewd with dat jacket hanging off her shoulder like dat
drunk confirmed, consent is not given
This is the weirdest looking Kitakaze I've ever seen

@solar fjord @wintry sonnet

When your Chesh is apparently Kitakaze

unless you're both drunk. then neither of you wanted it, so it's okay.
Then it's not consent unless you give it literally every 30 seconds

loyalty
Sadly my favourite characters didn't start in the game
So I couldn't keep loyalty
you are excused.

that actually does make some sense. should have saved it for the one true woman.
hey i always make sense
so I got 2 Yuubaris and a Concord
sounds legit
got hacked just to get your secretary changed for valentines gift

man, thank god that you only have to pay once to get into the strongholds
can easily burn my oil stockpile
go oath your mom
I already oathed Frieda
your mom has a pp PepeLaugh
hot
how's that a problem
oh, right. that was culturally insensitive. you can have up to 4 oaths. but i can't, so fuck off lmao
fuck you

but you're already married smh
why ya wanna fuck me

smh aqu you see that
you made fun of the fact that i can't access them. i have every right to be salty.
they banned lewd games a few months ago. i'm still salty.
again?

don't they have a pandemic to deal with?
nah, this is on a national scale.
hey, could be worse
because they refuse to do age verification.
i'd pay to get verified. but no. can't have that.
doom eternal is okay though. perfectly fine.
no need to protect the kids from that one.
i just have to search it on steam. if it doesn't pop up, it's banned.
those are fine.
Ban cyberpunk since the game is a crime
you know that little adult check mark? basically, that one doesn't work anymore. it's set to off.
I mean
ban ina cuz ina is a crime
it's on, but it acts like it's off.
because Steam's too mainstream to fucking save the age setting
because I might be 31 today, but tomorrow I might be 12
🧠
i legit stopped counting at 35.
who cares, I'll have to do it again tomorrow anyway
inb4 cal is actually 500
sounds like AL
but stopped counting at 35 so he doesnt realize that he's 500
didnt they fix that on AL
f
time to delete patches
multi finishers, too.
get a million dollars?
oh my how lewd
would you like to back
dont matter to me
would you like to succ
for about half a year. yay.

I mean
I'm in 2nd stage for vaccine anyway
and apparently you still gotta get vaccinated
even if you had corona
so by the time immunity goes off, I'll be vaccinated
great success

how much did it hurt 
im kinda worried i might or might not get it cuz the dentist asshats had like half their arms in my mouth

I mean, I have diabetes and hashimotos so I'm very much in the danger group
but the worst I had was pneumonia in the right lung
which the hospital ALSO gave me
because fuck having working heating in middle of january
tbh for the most part it wasn't even as bad as a flu
no muscle aches, no migraine
just the pneumonia was a pain cause any kind of light extertion, including even getting up, meant a coughing fit


dam
gotta go sparingly for the time being
at least until anni
when they reset 2x gems
ina gettin paid well at his new job
ina buying all the lewd fetish skins.
I'm not interested in that type of skin!
went from bein an stingy ass tryina look poor to buyin all the skins

I like how I've been getting garbo from the travels "minigame" when it was gems stage
but the second that's over
maybe next he'll stop lying
I got like 5 super rare cat boxes
kek
i like how they changed it from bein a board to just the char runnin just for variety 
people probably thought it wasn't totally rigged.
and tried to get good rolls or something.

hey, at least now you dont get to blame the dice
when you get another 100 coins
or 10 oil
because adding 1 more 0 would be too generous I guess
if it's not trivial, they can't give it away for free.
maaaaaaaaan
i wish those were all coins or something.
who the fuck needs oil? do i look like a ladder slave?
at least there's somewhere to throw the oil away nowadays
uni: classes starting this week
also uni: hasnt defined half of the classes in the site we're supposed to attend


why are universities run by idiots?
why is the world run by idiots
because all they hire are failures who couldn't make it in the area they studied

How do i not be idiot?
so instead they hired them to teach people how to fail
ever wondered why unis dont just have guest lecturers be like a successful CEO

who can actually teach you how to run a successful business
instead it's some university major who never created a single job
The people who actually do the teaching are super smart, it's management that's braindead
I mean beaurocracy screwing it up is another thing
fun fact: the uni i went to had a shabby, old bunker for us physicists. the law people got a fancy complex with its own cafeteria. really shows you where they got their priorities.
for me the biggest issue was and still is that the people teaching at unis here are people who usually have no practical experience
all they know is what the education board tells them
In what field?
I went to an engineering school and all the professors here has loads of practical and theoretical experience
The people who actually do the teaching are super smart
i mean i've seen some actual idiot teachers, and yes i know you can just blame that on management too for putting people not knowin their shit much at supposed 'advanced' subjects kek
like had this english teacher for some advanced ingliz subject
and i had to correct him every 3 sentences


he translated steam as a word that was the translation of stream
and lotsa other shit

i'm a twitch steamer
why are you always jumping to the lewdest conclusions?
cuz he wants em to be true
nice
just for you

or it was a sentence like
'this place has a low ceiling, look out! blabla'
translation: 'low ceiling, look outside'

every time a dad cracks a dad joke, he gets 1000 times stronger.
you are right
i need other people to empower me
because i'm a loser with no spine.

brb twitter
cal a twitter thot now
What if you’re doing it with the homies?
everything is better with friends
has astolfo ever not been trending?
Astolfo was trending? 

oh my inaba lewd

It takes a true man to become best girl
Which is why Astolfo is Ina's personal hero

Happy Valentine’s!
まぬんちゃんからみんなへ、チョコレートが届きました。
作詞:まふまふ https://twitter.com/uni_mafumafu
作曲:まふまふ, 田中秀和(MONACA)
編曲:田中秀和(MONACA) https://twitter.com/MONACA_tanaka
絵 :茶々ごま https://twitter.com/gura1000be
映像:MONO-Devoid https://twitter.com/DevoidFire
Drums:髭白健
Bass:安達貴史
Guitar:堀崎翔
Piano&Organ:伊賀拓郎
前作 → 女の子になりたい https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucbx...

This guy is my favorite singer 

its a boy
your mom is a boy
here's my favorite singer
*140826
미친듯이 약빤 메루루 한판승부 - 티비플 제보영상 입니다.
저희 채널에서는 0.01%도 동영상으로 수익을 창출하지 않습니다.
( 더욱 재밌는 영상을 매일매일 보시려면 구독! SC)
korean intensifies



I barely have time for gacha. Def don’t want your ak acc

Maybe your friend plays AK too
But I think that’s something you’d have discussed already.
If it were the case
rinky be whelin
the gacha game with the worst possible rates with.. it still doesn't have a mercy does it
I have a bud that's dunked over 6k into that game possibly higher
is that the event with passionlip?
cause if so, then that's the event that made me quit the JP version
ya

passiontits
i have a passion for tits

dont give up, i believe
Luna always lucky

Luna ur extremely lucky always
also repost
that's what i meant from late 
if i just say haha its not 14th on my timezone he'd be like 'haha just live in a better country' like usual or sth
I mean that's what I meant with the also

it's not 14th here either
also I fucking hate video compression
shit takes half a century to finish
are you tryina send feet porn again
only for you to find out at the end that the framerate's fucked
should we get one?

dont we only get a free ring on anni
actually we did get 1 extra ring for the registered users milestone
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ahoy~!
Are you okay frayya

i mean, what makes you say that?
I've never played a dating sim
Just make sure to save
Is that the one with the girl who wants to hang around with you

Well gl i guess
Inb4 its actually a boi


am clearing very hard rn


No I'm back now
Ya it was fun 
Nice
You guys have money for dinner? 
do you guys not have food?

welcome to hell
He got kidnapped
he got reincarnated as a cute girl
No it was just dinner 
sorry, he got reincarnated as just dinner

idk what to do in AL if there are no events going on
i mean same
but ya kno, need dat oil 4 events
but opsi needs some improvement tbh
hardly get any exp in that thing
i mean, i did my 12-4 runs for today
i usually stop when my oil hits below 10k

i see
Cute Emilia
Gonna save this 😄
imma save you
Can soon go back to pr2 focus finally

Cheshire is technically 30
Once this 8hr ends
inb4 it gives 1 print
damn, im so behind
just spam cubes 
h type research good
new minimods huntin for kills kappa
I guess new mods being corny xd
we just had a new batch
they always stalk us for a while then forget we exist till a set of new mods

kek

oh is that so? i've been getting ready to add clubs to my usual lurking rounds. 
wellllll
be my guest
send some more messages

lol love that first comment. 

sadly ever since then, we don't really have that power anymore by default. 
though if we did i'm sure memes would have nuked a long time ago 
taihou hot
Cute! 
ur cute!
Server maintenance anyone else ?
was trying to equip my girls to new gears and game kick me out 😐
hey rei
you still here
owell, in that case, someone else, gimmie a random number
literally any number will do
69
i see
the choice was odd for sheffie
even for marble
so Marble's getting ringed next week
did hita post ahegao emotes again?
gotta lay low for a while until they forget about us again.

Always Watching
nah there just needs to be more consistency is all i desire xd
some say its ok
others say no

pretty sure rules forbid it.
Ahegao's are not okay. 
but i haven't checked those in years.
Them's the rules
orange mods are the worst. aggressive, ambitious, always out for blood.
i want more boomer mods.
~~ yama was best mod~~
Boomer mods are more out for blood than we are. 
probably
or feedback
if i had to read all that braindead shit, i'd get angry, too.
there. i deleted it. hope you're happy, dad.
you already got your wish.
guess i'll have to demote u
just rub my lamp and you might get another.
and promote some rando like aquan
he is a decorated covid survivor.
yeah, thanks. i was about to eat, but i guess that can wait.


oki doki boomer
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they're all the worst
lewder = better
im sorry u had to do that
that was the first time in over a decade that i got this really nasty look of disapproval.
The shark one is cute though
something inside of me just died
well ya kno
@verbal obsidian i don't want to be an officer. i don't even want to play. promote someone else.
i watch whatever is available on youtubes
wait Cal no dont say that
but cal, you're an OG member
i'll just start the wrong mission again because i'm too lazy to look at what i'm doing.
i'm playing. it's just torture.
Cook it soon

jk just rushed a new bracket
I haven't even unlocked princess arena yet...
@ornate mantle

man, too much snow here
hello im back
hi back

really makes you feel safe about the idea of full green energy grid
when everything in it fucking fails
not enough wind, not enough sunlight, turbine frozen, solar panel too dirty
what, nuclear? fuck that shit, because chernobyl
yes to second, no to first
But most importantly we need more efficient energy storage
why would you downgrade your power grid, just so you can destroy the landscape building oversized crap that is way too prone to failure and way too inefficient to do its job
in 20 years maybe
when they figure a more efficient renewable energy system
until then, I dont wanna hear about another power plant getting shut down
and replaced with a windmill
As opposed to destroying the landscape with ugly coal factories and oil rigs?
Meanwhile also screwing the environment
do you know how many evolutions coal plants have gone through to filter out the undesirables from burning coal?
Not enough
compared to how much energy you create, it's way less than a comparable size renewable energy grid does
you just need to make sure the technology is being put to use
You literally cannot filter out the CO2 from burning coal though
Since that's the literal chemical reaction for burning coal
like I said, come back in 20 years when the green energy can actually make up for the energy production
and then we can talk about no longer burning coal
until then I'll take having electricity
over freezing my ass over just so some dipshit in the council can brag about how they're fighting climate change
I'll be speaking to you from underwater then
no offense
but if cali actually ends up underwater
that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

the sooner that state disappears, the better for everyone
*i disagree with these people so they should all die"???
wouldn't you need really fat people tho
so it's actually efficient
like in the three kingdoms story, where dong zhuo was so fat and oily he was burning for days
i was trying to make an offensive joke without actually being offensive. you can piece it together in your head.

didnt say people gotta die
just that the state should go underwater
by all means evacuate them
"i disagree with these people so their homes should be destroyed and forced to relocate"???
isn't california gae?
Still awful
hey, it was ok for wallgreens and local mom and pop businesses to burn
because couple policemen were being dicks
I didnt make the rules
Problem was it wasn't ok

And that's not the point
i'm not an expert on america. i get all my information from questionable meme sites.
Ya just delete the world's 6th largest economy, definitely won't make china happy
like it's already beign deleted
Silicon valley does need more regulation though
besides, since when do all these giant corps just sittign on a pile of money like smaug contributed to the economy
when half of them are getting tax reliefs
it's the small businesses that are the bloodline of an economy
que?
I mean, i agree that those giant corps hoarding wealth and getting tax reliefs suck
there was a time when we'd call china west taiwan
But we were talking about clean energy and climate change
that's literally the first time I've ever heard anyway refer to china as west taiwan
I know Ina, we keep jumping from topic to topic, but that's because the topic is that big and all-encompassing 
But the way we got to it was, "haha climate change destroying those libs"
anyway, my stance on clean energy, yes but only when it's reliable, as long as it's not, I'm sorry, we'll have to let these coal plants keep going, but we can still work on ways to reduce the pollution by making sure they have access to the tech that allows them to reduce greenhouse gas emmissions
Of course we can't just shut them down immediately, but we need more competition so people can innovate for clean energy
does it matter though? china is just going to shit on everyone anyway.
And that requires an incentive
I mean that's the other issue
it dont matter how much we reduce our carbon footprint
when one country just contributes like half of it
worldwide
i'm all for clean shit, but when you've got the biggest culprit not doing anything, it feels kinda pointless.
because fuck boomers
while pretending the big culprit dont exist
Sanction them then
i don't like greta, but i respect the hustle.
Right now nobody is punishing them for it
see here's the problem
as long as all the productions and manufacturing's in china
sanctioning them is tantamount of putting a noose around your neck
and strangling yourself to spite the other party
if you want to reduce china's emissions, maybe you shouldn't give them work that helps create said emissions, huh?
but Cal, I need muh newest Iphone
they said they're gonna put the minijack back in
get it from taiwan.
i bet apple could manufacture in the US, charge the same amount of money, and still make a profit.
of course they could
but they wouldn't be making ALL of the money
only some of the money
and that just isnt good enough
here's a piece of metal for $999.
besides it's much cheaper to use cheap labor abroad
and then just put out a tweet saying racism is bad
and all sins are forgiven
apple saved humanity once again
we did it lads, racism is over

reminds me of scalper tears
so what if a couple hundred workers commit sudoku, at least you can get your overpriced glorified smartphone
"why does everybody hate us? we donated money to charity!"
and feel good that you're supporting a big corp virtue signalling about how good they are on social media
because you're pieces of shit, and paying for absolution ain't gonna change that lmao
it's why I can't stand people suddenly acting like Bill Gates is our next Messiah
the guy literally wants to tag everyone like cattle
Wtf even is that strawman
"But he gives money to charity"
does he tho?
yeah, the charity excuse is invalid, since it's often done for PR reasons, not for altruistic ones.
Amazon practically pays 0 taxes
see? that right there is a crime.
Why would he need to tag people like cattle when we pay $800 each year to do it ourselves
exactly
because not everyone spends that 800$ each year
But they provide jobs that will treat you like shit and a cog in the machine easily replaceably
Gotta pay attention in this crappy meeting now
but if you can do it to everyone under the guise of public health crisis
let me complain about this government conspiracy, on facebook, using my google device.
Don't work for amazon guys
Everyone witha phone is basically broadcasting shti
Ya exactly
@icy plume i cancelled prime the day they released a piece about them fucking over immigrants.
Don't need no microchips in a vaccine
West Taiwan is where we will end up eventually at this rate
And the tech for such powerful energy storage in such a tiny space is nowhere even close to feasible yet
glad i'm not the only one that thought about the power issue.
Ok actually gotta pay attention now
i was like "where does it draw power from? heat?"
yeah, but pacemakers are a little bigger, aren't they?
Tbh it would be more efficient to make modern nuclear reactors. Since we still use ones from the 70s
yup, and also they have to work pretty much constantly
they could fit a battery somewhere, i'm sure.
a chip wouldnt have ot broadcast 24/7 every second
it could still do like an update every 5-10 mins
and what kind of information would that be? just your location?
they already know where you live.
We already get our info mined from search engines and our phones
pretty much
the argument here is that people are already giving everything away voluntarily, so why force them?
because you can still bypass those things
Ok I'm bored of this meeting
you wouldn't very much be able to bypass a microchip inside your body
you could have it removed?
Networking isn't as simple as just broadcast, there's a ton of algorithms and redundancies to avoid collisions
pretty sure that's not illegal.
hence why I said under the guise of public health crisis
There's no way it would be able to just broadcast every 5 min that simply
It's just mathematically impossible
notice how much shit gov's getting away with under the guise of public health crisis already
can't go to a local grocery store, but come on over to the big hypermarket chain
i dont like california
the gov is dem now tho
so he'd be saying he loves cali
unless he's a double agent
ew no
All i see is the previous government failing to protect Americans from having the most covid deaths in the world
that argument only works for countries that aren't a republic
the military in general is usually anti-dem because dems are usually removing funds from us and giving it to welfare
good
and dont have states that are supposed to handle this shit at their own discretion
Ya military spending is way too high
NY got all the help they needed
you should just sit on your ass and do paperwork anyway.
extra hospitals, extra ships to use as hospitals, extra ventillators
they didnt use any of that
instead they put covid people into nursing homes
not pick fights with other countries.
that one's not the previous gov's fault, that one's the fault of the current state governor who's been getting emmies for writing a book on how great his covid response was
but if you work for the military, you're essentially getting welfare for doing dumb work
hahaha
but a lot of ppl dont join due to being unable to conform to standards and they thunk its slavery
didnt they just announce theyr'e going to lower the requirements for military
to make it more "gender neutral"
one of our local comic artists wrote: "the weather is doing a better job at handling covid than the government. it actually keeps people at home."
it made a bunch of people mad, but i just laughed. good one.
that's difficult because the Army has this program called SHARP and its enforced by the highest command
Sexual Harassment/Assault Response Program
to make it gender neutral is a little difficult with that implementation
we verbally got our shitted kicked in because one guy decided to catcall.
as it should be cal
military training should be as uncomfortable as possible
to make sure that when you're shipped into a warzone
you dont break under the first shot fired
i mean
dude was like "ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!?", and that was before all that internet garbage.
2001 or 2002. i don't remember.
other than that, im fine
Mfw few of our new term proffs warn us bout the bri'ish english rona thingie and tell us not to leave home at all
Then one of em randomly wants to pop in person classes just cuz his voice was a bit weak on the site

Hope our education department shoots it down
"How to increase mic gain I dont know how to computer plz come in person"
As should be
but california tho has too many extremes in every spectrum, there's not many who are willing to take a few hits to shrink it
and that's why aquan wants to burn it.
same

I mean
it's free energy

































