avrora-general

[cosmic pier]

Ina gonna buy even more buttpads

So whel

[warm bluff]

i probably could get something higher, but job applications are such a pain

need to think about it before accepting

ya it's atlanta, but it's in downtown so commute will be awful

ya it is

so i'll still be able to stay in alabama for a bit

lol i wish

lots of tech companies are just transitioning to wfh even after the thing is over i think

i know the company i work at right now is definitely gonna stop doing wfh immediately after

there's too much stuff that we can't do at home

[cosmic pier]

whel

[warm bluff]

i wish we could have an option for the portraits on research to use different skins

[cosmic pier]

Ina so horny he wants to see the butt on researchs too

[warm bluff]

that's not the reason!

[cosmic pier]

Like you got anythin else to do with those prints

[icy plume]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__suzutsuki_and_suzutsuki_azur_lane_drawn_by_hachiko_0088__52995c7de3c89201f2bca9049eb9f13b.jpg

[cosmic pier]

ok ina

[warm bluff]

ya donate them to me

[cosmic pier]

i donate you a dupe shinano

[warm bluff]

suzu so cute

[cosmic pier]

you're so cute

[warm bluff]

i'd take a dupe, that's free specialized core

[cosmic pier]

no

you can only watch her

not do any of your lewd stuff to her

[warm bluff]

i dont do lood stuff

[cosmic pier]

doubt

[ornate mantle]

I need to get back on the job market

[icy plume]

Here luna

Take my spare Shinano

[ornate mantle]

I forgot I’m in Cali.

The land of indefinite lockdown and infinite stagnation.

[cosmic pier]

i forgot im in you

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

I wish I were me

[warm bluff]

i wonder if i should try applying to cali jobs even though i probably wouldn't take it

[ornate mantle]

Don’t

You’d potentially be fucking up someone else’s employment who actually needs it and isn’t memeing

[cosmic pier]

ina such a memelord

[wintry sonnet]

Why would cali even have job applications when everything's locked up

[warm bluff]

i wouldn't even get a job though, they're too op for me

[wintry sonnet]

unless you're applying for Newsom's office

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

apply for a mr beast borgar

[wintry sonnet]

please don't, cali don't need any more trees

they can't even manage with the ones they have already

[cosmic pier]

kek

[ornate mantle]

Being Newsom crony must be great. Mandate lockdown measures but not needing to follow them.

[wintry sonnet]

all this room in all the restaurants

FeelsGoodMan

[ornate mantle]

[wintry sonnet]

no waiting in line for hairdresser

[ornate mantle]

BRB applying to be Newsom

[cosmic pier]

is this some meme im too iranian to understand

[wintry sonnet]

basically cali be like "You're not allowed to live or go anywhere, unless you're an elected official"

[ornate mantle]

Basically our governor likes to lock people on their homes while he goes to fancy dinners with other higher ups.

[cosmic pier]

oh

classic higher up

[ornate mantle]

Classic Newsom

I expect nothing less

[wintry sonnet]

and they reelected him

[ornate mantle]

Yeah somehow he’s still in office

[wintry sonnet]

Trust us guys, this time he'll change

things will be different

[ornate mantle]

One of the 7 wonders of the world

[wintry sonnet]

speaking of fuckwits in power

[ornate mantle]

But without going too political. I don’t like Newsom lmao

[wintry sonnet]

our genius gov decided that we need to go back to the good ol days

so now we have a sugar tax

meaning soft drinks, juices, candies etc, even ones with sweeteners and not actual sugar have gone up in price by 40-50%

[icy plume]

@warm bluff Cali is a horrible place to live

[wintry sonnet]

including honey

because "we gotta worry about people's health"

then gimmie my fuckign vaccine already you fucks

[cosmic pier]

but but that new strand

[wintry sonnet]

instead of keeping it locked up in fridges

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

for the next 2 months

also fuck off, I choose what I eat or drink

if I wanna chow down a bottle of arsenic, it's my freedom to do so

[cosmic pier]

eat shit

[icy plume]

This is why so many people in America are overweight and our health system is shit

[wintry sonnet]

"Dont drink diet coke it's bad for you, we'll make you pay more than US pays for their coke"

"while you earn 4x less money than them"

[cosmic pier]

so aqu's a murica wannabe

[wintry sonnet]

"sry actually no money because lockdowns"

[ornate mantle]

The day California sinks into the ocean is the day I celebrate.

[cosmic pier]

sink alongside it

[icy plume]

Hollywood can go to hell too

[wintry sonnet]

promise me silicon valley goes first

straight into the ocean depths

[ornate mantle]

Why do you think I still live here Rei

[cosmic pier]

just sink the whole earth into the sun

[warm bluff]

that'll crash the world's economy

[cosmic pier]

good

[wintry sonnet]

luna pls

[cosmic pier]

the world is fucked anyway

[wintry sonnet]

the economy's already fucked

[ornate mantle]

It survived without it

[wintry sonnet]

because of all the lockdowns

might as well just shoot it and be done with it

[ornate mantle]

It can survive with some new system

Maaaaan I used to think California wasn’t as bad as people said.

Now I just can’t wait to leave it.

[warm bluff]

come to atlanta

[ornate mantle]

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

i thought you wanted to sink with it

[ornate mantle]

Aight lemme room with you.

[warm bluff]

you'll probably make more than me, and cost of living is cheaper

[ornate mantle]

Is Atlanta hot

[warm bluff]

it wont be once i move there

[wintry sonnet]

not sure if I'd want to trade Cali for Georgia

[ornate mantle]

[wintry sonnet]

sounds like Georgia's on its way to get the same shit that Cali already has

[ornate mantle]

Omw

We can be neighbors

[cosmic pier]

take some chains and stuff for ina with you

[ornate mantle]

I’ll leave that for when you escape your own hell hole

[warm bluff]

ok sure, i might be moving to an apartment complex that's being newly built

[wintry sonnet]

rich

[warm bluff]

so there's a lot of availability

[cosmic pier]

rich

[ornate mantle]

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Sounds expensive

Maybe I’ll apply to some jobs in Atlanta and accept them

[cosmic pier]

the ina x azu ship is sailing

[ornate mantle]

They should understand if I say I’m trying to escape Cali right

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

actually aren't the run offs today

[ornate mantle]

If Luna’s name is Mostima IRL I’m down.

[cosmic pier]

the bromance of the century

[wintry sonnet]

might wanna wait a day before you start looking azu

[cosmic pier]

my uni is gay
had a subject ish where we have to go to a factory and write a report of how they do their stuff
durin lockdowns n sheit
just had my dad fill in the details from an old job of his

[wintry sonnet]

"pretty much same shit, but with masks"

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

btw here's the real shitter on that sugar tax

apparently syrups aren't included on the taxation list

cause they're considered "dietary supplements"

already some company's making a mint selling coca-cola flavored syrups

200 iq there, gov

[ornate mantle]

Nah any place can’t be worse than California... except maybe New York

[cosmic pier]

cali cant be as bad as iran smh

[ornate mantle]

Okay let me rephrase

Any state in the US

Can’t be worse than Cali

Except maybe New York

[wintry sonnet]

I dunno rei

[icy plume]

California is probably the worst state

[wintry sonnet]

if you've lived in cali you'd propably be like "Wow I'm lucky to live in Iran"

[cosmic pier]

kek

[icy plume]

High cost of living and always on fire

[cosmic pier]

just leave cali

5head

[ornate mantle]

I’d like to agree. But NY also has next level dumbassery going down.

So it’s a toss up for me

[stuck copper]

isn't hita from ny? makes sense. he dum.

[wintry sonnet]

calzone

you got room in your guild?

I'll please you with my hand

[stuck copper]

lemme check

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

please me too

[stuck copper]

technically, i could just boot someone and pretend like i don't know shit.

[wintry sonnet]

assuming they're inactive

[cosmic pier]

he's gonna boot me

[wintry sonnet]

if they are, I'd rather you not

[cosmic pier]

its 40/40

[wintry sonnet]

rip

[cosmic pier]

well

some shitpot guy's last login is 22days ago

[stuck copper]

there are 2 people with 90+ days of inactivity

[cosmic pier]

yeet him

[wintry sonnet]

Pog

[cosmic pier]

those too

[wintry sonnet]

2 people

means me and Azu can get in

@ornate mantle wanna bail and join Cal's guild?

[stuck copper]

i'll send word to hita.

[cosmic pier]

kick hitagi too

@verbal obsidian kick yourself

[stuck copper]

technically, it's his guild, and i don't wanna do any admin shit.

[wintry sonnet]

ours isn't gonna get any deader anyway and devs cba to add 2 lines of code that allow elites to initiate takeover

so might as well go somwhere we know

[cosmic pier]

cal: miss me with that responsibility shit

[ornate mantle]

Sure

[wintry sonnet]

@verbal obsidian pls accept us, we're refugees from Poland and Cali

we need a place to live

[stuck copper]

it's a rabbit hole. once you get into it, you end up juggling discord servers and shit. best to stay away from any responsibilities.

[ornate mantle]

Wait do we gotta have responsibility

[wintry sonnet]

put up support botes, pay your daily 3x tax

and it should be k

[ornate mantle]

Other than log in

[stuck copper]

well, we'd appreciate it if you did your daily guild stuff

[ornate mantle]

Ah ok

Should motivate me to play more too

[stuck copper]

which involves, like, clicking 3 or so boxes

[cosmic pier]

im just doin some weird stuff where i turn in some of my mats generously

[ornate mantle]

Lmk when nerds are kicked

Leaving guild rn

[warm bluff]

rei does a lot of weird stuff

[cosmic pier]

motivate to play more
just 2 more clicks

[stuck copper]

not like i care

[cosmic pier]

well there's a 24hr cooldown anyway

[ornate mantle]

Yeah

I forgot about that

[cosmic pier]

ina you look at weirder shit than i do

so shut it

[stuck copper]

all i do is bully hita every couple days

[wintry sonnet]

well

[warm bluff]

i do not!

[wintry sonnet]

might as well leave now

[cosmic pier]

you do not what

tell the truth ever

[wintry sonnet]

I was gonna stay on principle

but I need dock space

[cosmic pier]

just whel more

[wintry sonnet]

and you can't switch tech as non-leader so

all we were contributing to was more guild slots

that nobody can get invited into cuz gl and officer inactive

[cosmic pier]

that's what you get for gettin in a bebega guild just cuz it had legs or sth in the name

or description

or sth

[wintry sonnet]

hey, they were active till like 3 months ago

not our fault it took them this long to make guilds not useless

or that they couldn't be assed to add 2 lines of code

that say "If both GL and officer are inactive, allow Elites to initiate takeover"

[cosmic pier]

that doesnt make em any money

sheesh

[wintry sonnet]

neither does this

[warm bluff]

it'll be a lot more complicated than that

[wintry sonnet]

if I join a different guild that's still no gems for them

[cosmic pier]

pro programmer ina

[wintry sonnet]

Sure maybe 3 lines, not 2

[warm bluff]

i'm not a pro, i'm just a beginner

[wintry sonnet]

point is the system's already in place

all it needs is a minor tweak

not a complete revamp and rewriting

it's not like I'm asking for something impossible

like kashino buff that's not a pointless mini-buff for OpSi only

[warm bluff]

the code isn't even the complicated part, how would they define inactive?

[ornate mantle]

I’m fine with Kashino as is

[cosmic pier]

uh

[wintry sonnet]

same way they already do?

10 days of not logging in?

[cosmic pier]

aint logged in for atleast 7 days?

[ornate mantle]

I can use her to kill everything as is

[cosmic pier]

[verbal obsidian]

HELLO

IVE BEEN PONGED 3 TIMES

WHAT DID I MIS

[wintry sonnet]

Tagi

[stuck copper]

if days inactive > 100 days, fuck off

[cosmic pier]

@verbal obsidian 4th

[wintry sonnet]

take in refugees pls

[stuck copper]

easy

[wintry sonnet]

me and Azu fleeing wasteland

[cosmic pier]

what am i supposed to do in stronghold
i just went in and am killin stuff
am i going the right way

[ornate mantle]

I already left guild so 24 hour wait is upon me

[wintry sonnet]

same

we hear you got 2 inactive peeps

we active

[verbal obsidian]

well Eien I cant kick

[ornate mantle]

“Active”

[wintry sonnet]

shhhh

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

at least wait till we get paid benefits

[ornate mantle]

I’m at work rn

But I already wanna leave

[wintry sonnet]

wdym can't kick

[ornate mantle]

Just gib monies

[wintry sonnet]

isn't hita the gl?

[cosmic pier]

maybe its his irl friend or sth

[verbal obsidian]

^

[cosmic pier]

and he's too loyal to kick

[wintry sonnet]

fk

[cosmic pier]

imagine having irl friends

[wintry sonnet]

well that's awkward

Lemme sing you the song of my hombres

[cosmic pier]

sing it

[ornate mantle]

Woah she’s got

All my check boxes checked

[cosmic pier]

idk man

did you remove the blue hair box

[ornate mantle]

True

Never mind

Only some

But enough that’s she’s hot af

[cosmic pier]

not a high bar to beat for you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769354940447064078/796118968527224893/unknown.png

he was rollin on gorilla orion

got teddy orion spook

[wintry sonnet]

speaking of blue hair

back to 100% bby

and got me a big mami shotgun

[stuck copper]

dp 12

[wintry sonnet]

"The DP-12 is a bullpup 12-gauge pump action double-barreled shotgun designed by Standard Manufacturing. It has two tube magazines, each of which feeds its own barrel. Each magazine tube can hold up to seven 2.75-inch (70 mm) 12-gauge shotshells or six 3-inch (76 mm) shotgun shells.[1] 16 in total with indicator windows."

that actually sounds terrifying

[cosmic pier]

ok boomer

[wintry sonnet]

the actual gun tho

looks like something straight outta an arcade

[warm bluff]

cal lewd

[cosmic pier]

kek

[sick wraith]

https://twitter.com/blancpig_yryr/status/1346578441907257344

舞乱豚 (@blancpig_yryr)

https://t.co/pxWohkoXxH

Twitter · Jan 5, 2021, 10:04 PM

[cosmic pier]

ina lewd

[stuck copper]

double-barreled, huh?

[cosmic pier]

ina why u so lewd

[stuck copper]

the fact that he detects all the lewds means he knows his stuff.

an innocent person wouldn't be able to do that.

[warm bluff]

i dont detect the lewds!

i have no idea what you're talking about

[cosmic pier]

then why are you saying they're lewd

you lewdhead

[stuck copper]

only a lewd would know that.

[wintry sonnet]

because everything = cute

and everything = lewd

meaning cute = lewd

[cosmic pier]

pro maffs

[stuck copper]

it's like when kids say "smells like weed". the fuck you know what weeds smells like, huh?

busted

[warm bluff]

i actually didn't know what weed smelled like until like a week ago

[cosmic pier]

dam

[warm bluff]

my friend's apartment smelled like weed since his neighbors do it all the time

[cosmic pier]

ina into weed too now

[wintry sonnet]

I'm sorry, his apartment smelled like weed since his neighbors do it?

[stuck copper]

my neighbors don't have their pothead friends over anymore.

[wintry sonnet]

are they doing it in his apartment?

[warm bluff]

now i realize that my neighbors do it too since it sometimes smells like it in my bathroom

i have no idea, i'm assuming some ventilation is connected

[stuck copper]

i bitched about it once, since it's "molestation through smell" when it bothers your neighbors, and they stopped.

[wintry sonnet]

using the m card, smh cal

[stuck copper]

i have a kid. i'll play any card if i have to.

[cosmic pier]

ina would enjoy the first part

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

i don't give a shit if they get high, but when it's summer time, and everyone's got their windows open and shit, you can't just fill the entire block with haze.

that's when you become a problem, and i don't like problems.

[wintry sonnet]

I wonder

if midgets smoke weed, do they get high or medium?

[cosmic pier]

dam

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

so that's why cal hates me

[stuck copper]

they fly away like balloons

[warm bluff]

i'm a problem too

[cosmic pier]

i dont need drugs to be high

[stuck copper]

been there, done that.

i prefer having a clear head.

[wintry sonnet]

sorry is this supposed to make me think drugs are bad?

if anything now I wanna try fries as pizza toppings

[cosmic pier]

do it

[stuck copper]

that's looks like something i should try.

[cosmic pier]

dont live without regrets

uh

[stuck copper]

no regerts

[cosmic pier]

with*

i derped hard

[wintry sonnet]

I mean, brits eat friend fry sandwiches

so that's hardly any crazier

[stuck copper]

fried friend sammich.

mmmmhhh

[wintry sonnet]

french*

gdi I need sleep

[warm bluff]

looks very american

gonna order 5 right now

[stuck copper]

don't americans deep-fry snickers bars and shit?

[cosmic pier]

eatin a sandwich that's filled with a fried friend

hm

[wintry sonnet]

they'll eat anything as long as it's deep fried

especially if you put a little butter and salsa on it

[stuck copper]

and then

cheese

with cheese

[cosmic pier]

nothing scares me

but one thing

muricens

[warm bluff]

i think there's also deep fried butter

[cosmic pier]

im still hurt

[stuck copper]

caveman

you leave the crust, then dunk it in pizza dip.

[warm bluff]

wait you're supposed to eat the center of the pizza?

i thought that was for decoration and you're supposed to eat the crust only

[cosmic pier]

ok ina you're grounded

[stuck copper]

you eat the good shit first, in case you're full before you can finish.

[warm bluff]

we're american, we eat even after full 🦅

[cosmic pier]

is that why ur an ugly bastard

[warm bluff]

no i'm not fat, just ugly

[wintry sonnet]

man the economy's really doing bad

[stuck copper]

that's fair

[wintry sonnet]

no it's not

children in africa are starving and you're leaving pizza crust

you monster frisbee

[stuck copper]

if you have leftovers, it better be the crust

[warm bluff]

the crust isn't that bad

[wintry sonnet]

if you gonna buy food, eat it all

[stuck copper]

yeah, with the right dip.

[wintry sonnet]

if you have to become fat, become fat, just dont let food go to waste

make some sacrifices

besides pizza's a fruit

fruit's good for you

[warm bluff]

i just realized i screwed up pretty badly

when they asked me what salary i was looking for, i said $X but they immediately agreed

i should've asked for something higher

[solar fjord]

[gentle quail]

ask for lewds

[warm bluff]

[gentle quail]

@wintry sonnet were u still looking for a guild

[verbal obsidian]

someone sent me 100 anime waifu stickers lol

pretty lewd

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

nah I'm good Justin

I got a thing going

[gentle quail]

[wintry sonnet]

ngl

for a second that looked like a middle finger

[gentle quail]

oh true

[solar fjord]

[flat palm]

Rinky im scared

hold me

2hrs till i lose all my SQ and lose all will to play fgo for rest of the year

[icy plume]

[ornate mantle]

@flat palm

You got this.

Idk who you're going for but GL

[flat palm]

Jalter

[magic moon]

Jalter? https://gbf.wiki/images/7/78/Npc_zoom_3040080000_81.png

[flat palm]

God bless

[warm bluff]

[warm bluff]

@knotty echo

not doing any of the 10hr commissions is making me constantly under 1k gold

[ornate mantle]

[warm bluff]

i need to lb stuff for the border

and spend gold for research

Isn't that because you have everything dev30 already?

[cosmic pier]

doesnt change the fact that you basically have her and 30 and are just being a tsun for

uh

absolutely no real reason

[warm bluff]

i wanna get drake dev 30 as soon as possible

she's too cute to just be sitting in my dock not being used

[cosmic pier]

he wants that 30 times developed ass

[warm bluff]

she's only dev 20 though

and i need to use her to her full potential

[ornate mantle]

https://twitter.com/ArknightsEN/status/1346396022063431686

Arknights_EN (@ArknightsEN)

Dear Doctor, here is the contents of Arknights 1st Anniversary Illustration Collection, please check the following image for more details. This special supply will be available on Yostar Online Store on Jan. 8, stay tuned!

#Arknights1stAnniv #Arknights #Yostar

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Might get the art book

[warm bluff]

no lewding drake!

[ornate mantle]

Only lewd drake

You heretic

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

too cute to be in my dock not being used
but im not actually gonna use her anyway

[warm bluff]

but i can't use her

she's not dev 30

[cosmic pier]

just use her for her cute butt

oh wait you dont actually care bout it

[warm bluff]

no lewd!

[flat palm]

Tsun

[warm bluff]

item shop limit?

[cosmic pier]

Is it a big deal if i miss a hiryu run every now and again

[warm bluff]

it's a huge deal

i missed my hiryuus on sunday

[cosmic pier]

And what was the grand consequence

[warm bluff]

i'm falling behind now

[magic moon]

you do want to hit your milestones for uncapping, IIRC

[cosmic pier]

[cosmic pier]

Phew
Suddenly got busy af at whrk
Managed to get one of the hiryuus in atleast

[solar fjord]

[cosmic pier]

How many sync points y'all at

[gentle quail]

13k

[stuck copper]

12k, without today's progress

[ornate mantle]

0k

[magic moon]

You only need 25k to fully uncap her

[pearl abyss]

any of y'all gonna pre-reg for BA?

[magic moon]

BA?

[pearl abyss]

blue archive

[magic moon]

hadn't even heard of it

[cosmic pier]

O

Im at 7.5k ig
Fray was slaccin before he ditched smh

[cosmic pier]

Some new yostar game

[stuck copper]

some school girl shit

because that's new and original

[cosmic pier]

Who cares bout original in 2021

Just show some anime tiddy

It sells

Or some anime butt in ina's case

[stuck copper]

man, fuck ops

clicked on a treasure node, fleet stopped on the teleporter. i misclicked because i didn't pay attention and thought it wanted to collect shit.

[cosmic pier]

F

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

and the stellar localisation was like "if you leave, you won't be able to do shit" and all you can do is say "okay" and it takes you out lmao.

why put a conditional with no choice? makes no sense.

oh, well. whatever.

anyway, i'm not into school stuff. same reason i refuse to play persona.

every season i'm like "okay, which of these shows ain't school shit?" lmao

too old for that crap.

"dis rei. he transfir stoodint from gaeran."

[cosmic pier]

Imma transfer into you

[stuck copper]

to the shadow realm

[ornate mantle]

Iirc blue archive was one peeps were hyped for

I forgot what the combat looked like though

[cosmic pier]

People hype for anythin with some tiddies tho

[manic pelican]

does anyone have link to bgm from op siren? or is there some

[solar fjord]

https://twitter.com/Tortilla_Senpai/status/1346222585722195968

Mrs. Kazuma Kiryu極 (@Tortilla_Senpai)

THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂

https://t.co/VHeTTJqgbT

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[cosmic pier]

[pearl abyss]

thats why now i just park 1 fleet on teleporter and use other fleets to collect, so i'll never accidentally do that ever again

[pearl abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/785440881972740096/795942700838551582/HinaNewSkillCut.mp4

[solar fjord]

just a couple of bakas

[ornate mantle]

Oh yeah

Gameplay looks meh

Idk

[pearl abyss]

me likey

its more auto than autolane tho

u just have to press skills

and targeting enemies and objects

cuz u can hide behind or destroy objects since semi-destructible env

[stuck copper]

parking another fleet sounds like a good idea.

[cosmic pier]

more auto than autolane

Didnt know that was possible

[carmine coyote]

So chibis doing cute things I see

[carmine coyote]

But then the fleet that finished the battle is somehow on said teleporter sometimes too

[pearl abyss]

ye, the teleporter spawns are pretty random

one guy down in #bug-reports had it spawn in a blocked area

like literally blocked totally by environment

[cosmic pier]

just teleport on it kappa

[wheat brook]

does anyone know where i can find the Art for The loading Screens? (specially the new Iron Blood one 👍 )

[cosmic pier]

wiki or reddit or google or one of em all
or even the art channel here

[wheat brook]

tnx, i'll go & check the booru's if they have em

[knotty echo]

@warm bluff

[warm bluff]

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

what's a central fleet attack fleet?

do they mean fleet 1?

[icy plume]

They use most of the event bgm in Opsi

[cosmic pier]

new whel kind

'im not f2p on the day i roll the banner i want but im back to f2p from tomorrow'

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

awhh

we dont get the belfast with the pizza hut logo

[carmine coyote]

Finally

[icy plume]

Who is that next to Georgia?

Aran give me some money to roll W

[warm bluff]

you gotta provide "services" to him first

[icy plume]

I rolled like 80 times

[warm bluff]

you make like 10x my salary

W's victory line is kinda disturbing

same, i've never gotten a victory

stocks probably lol

oooh i didn't notice i already got the stimulus thingy

i'm too dumb to do stocks too, i just put a lot in s&p 500 since it's supposed to be really safe

wait i thought you made more money than the stimulus income cutoff

[flat palm]

spend it recklesly on gacha aran

same

[warm bluff]

same

[flat palm]

go play genshin and roll for ganyu

[warm bluff]

you'll get stressed if you do that

just put some in stocks and look at it every week or so

[ornate mantle]

I need to get into stocks

[warm bluff]

i made a decent amount by putting in money when the pandemic crashed the stock market

i didn't put in that much money

so it went up by a high percent, but the total gain was just decent

i wasn't even a super significant amount

i should've put like my entire life's savings into it

but you're already rolling

[verbal obsidian]

bitcoin and cryptos are annoying tho

liquidating your earnings sounds like such a hassle

[warm bluff]

crypto too complicated for me

[verbal obsidian]

hehe xd

[icy plume]

@warm bluff I got Hades

[warm bluff]

[icy plume]

I think Spear is my favorite weapon

[warm bluff]

spear too hard for me, bow is my favorite

[icy plume]

I use the rush spear aspect

Is it really?

[warm bluff]

they're all pretty well balanced

chiron bow is so satisfying though

ya that's chiron

i can't wait until i can just ignore sirens

[icy plume]

Just stop rushing shit

Not like meta Hiryuu will be ready yet

How many points do you need for the final mlb?

So you get about 900 a day correct?

[warm bluff]

[icy plume]

I need to use Nürnberg more so I can oath her

[magic moon]

Bremerton, you can just use the affection bonus from the shrine - it lets your secretary gain affection over 90

I really need to rework my Ashes Showdown team so I can do some more damage, having to kill all my own Hiryuus

[solar fjord]

Pricon out why they do this

[icy plume]

But I want it now

Also if you friend me I can do a run on your Hiryuu

[magic moon]

no worries, it's down already

[icy plume]

Tosa being adorable

[flat palm]

what type of offering is for secretary affection again @magic moon

academic is books iirc

[magic moon]

Marital.

[flat palm]

ah

[warm ice]

Does anyone have the EntyPrism gif?

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

#461381136661217283 message

there's your entyprism

[verbal obsidian]

Aki more like || ||

[flat palm]

@verbal obsidian

[verbal obsidian]

[warm bluff]

wow i didn't realize that stuff is going down in dc

[solar fjord]

smh ina

[warm bluff]

[solar fjord]

https://twitter.com/DuDuLtv/status/1346974183666954245

DuDuL (@DuDuLtv)

Ame groundpounds into Fallout #ameliaRT #amecake 🎂 https://t.co/w6BU6fC86V

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jan 7, 2021, 12:17 AM

[flat palm]

Yeah its honestly kinda scary luna

[wintry sonnet]

it's ok

just some peaceful protests

nothing to see

oh shit we're getting pizza hut bel

[ornate mantle]

I love living history.

[warm bluff]

history is scary

[ornate mantle]

Sometimes it is

This is exciting

Nonetheless

[warm bluff]

it is interesting i guess

i hope it doesn't escalate though, i dont wanna isekai this early

[wintry sonnet]

look on the bright side

at least we dont have to wait till march to know if this year's going to be shit

[flat palm]

Speak for yourself

I'm keeping my distance from us

[ornate mantle]

Not like you have a choice anyways

And I wanna Isekai.

[wintry sonnet]

take me with you

[ornate mantle]

No

[wintry sonnet]

rude

[warm bluff]

i wanna isekai, but not now!

[ornate mantle]

Not even committed smh

You could literally isekai as a cute girl

But still want to be an ugly dude

[wintry sonnet]

I mean he rich tho

he can become a cute girl whenever he wants

[warm bluff]

i can't though

i'll never be cute

[wintry sonnet]

not with that attitude you won't

[flat palm]

Luna, i'm gonna strangle you one day

[wintry sonnet]

[flat palm]

All this self hate

[wintry sonnet]

Luna needs proper motivation

[flat palm]

Now. I'm motivated

[warm bluff]

not if i strangle myself first!

[flat palm]

Featuring luna from the dmc5 series

[wintry sonnet]

but where will you find a big enough closet and a batman suit luna

you can't just strangle yourself and not do so in a closet while wearing a batman costume and doing the one handed fortnite

it's pointless then

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

What is this weird kink you imagined

Are you unconsciously telling us how your normal Saturday nights

[wintry sonnet]

do you guys even south park

[ornate mantle]

No that shows trash

[warm bluff]

i've never watched it

[wintry sonnet]

no u

what is this shittery

you guys are murrican

you're supposed to be teaching me how to south park

[warm bluff]

i dont watch any murican shows though

[magic moon]

good: you would isekai
bad: it's Vending Machine

[wintry sonnet]

what if it's a vending machine for used panties

[warm bluff]

with how isekais are, the vending machine would probably be op

[magic moon]

the vending machine is OP

for

...a vending machine

i.e. it still can't move

but it can defeat monsters by being tipped over on top of them?

I picked up the first book expecting it to be REALLY stupid, but it was in fact pretty funny

[solar fjord]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErGH_-pXAAAwbvG?format=jpg&name=900x900

[gentle quail]

[ornate mantle]

@warm bluff There is an isekai as a vending machine

And yes, he is OP

[warm bluff]

i'm not surprised at this point

[cosmic pier]

I wanna isekai as @warm bluff

[warm bluff]

[solar fjord]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/163216337194188800/796586763502092298/image0.jpg

[knotty echo]

@warm bluff

[warm bluff]

@knotty echo help poot is trying to lood me

[cosmic pier]

help him lood you?

what a perv ina

[solar fjord]

ina so lewd today

[knotty echo]

Luna pervert

[cosmic pier]

ina so lewd erryday

[knotty echo]

[warm bluff]

i'm not!

i'm never lood!

[cosmic pier]

yes you're never lood

you're always lewd

and a liar

[warm bluff]

i'm not lewd either, or any other variant of the word

[ornate mantle]

So apparently someone stole the podium from the house of representatives.

And put it on ebay.

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

God today has been amazing.

Oh also.

Re:zero new season.

[solar fjord]

yep and promised neverland today

yuru camp tomorrow

[cosmic pier]

yuri cmp tmrw

[warm bluff]

there's a new season of yuru camp?

[solar fjord]

yes

[warm bluff]

i loved the first season

[solar fjord]

so good

[warm bluff]

someone i've been talking to asked for my number

i really hope i dont screw this up this time

[cosmic pier]

what happened to that one who was just busy n all that

[warm bluff]

idk, i didn't really share any common interests with her lol

[cosmic pier]

shoulda asked if she was into chained loli butts

prob woulda gone well

[warm bluff]

but i'm not into that stuff!

[solar fjord]

[cosmic pier]

selfcest

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

i mean that'd either mean you were goin les or just selfesting much

[warm bluff]

that first option would be nice

[acoustic crag]

of course they gave me the silence one when she's the only one i dont like

[solar fjord]

what

are those

[acoustic crag]

video contest rewards

[solar fjord]

oh

[solar fjord]

[carmine coyote]

She's an adorable girl when she isn't trying to ground pound your mom

[cosmic pier]

Time to pound her mom

[solar fjord]

Time to pound you

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

Pound ina

He'd like that

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

Oh noes

Twotch yeeting pogchamp

So sad

[ornate mantle]

[warm bluff]

[icy plume]

Just use the calli pog

[carmine coyote]

What have I started?

[cosmic pier]

nothin?

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

fix ina's perv brain when

[warm bluff]

But i don't have a perv brain

I don't have a brain in general

I'm not lewd!

[cosmic pier]

luna lewd

[solar fjord]

i got the good loli in pricon gotta keep away from ina
or he'll lewd Rino

[cosmic pier]

doesnt work when you expose her like that

[solar fjord]

wildlife would kill him in Australia

[wintry sonnet]

attention

I'm going to use the P word

P||ogChamp||

[cosmic pier]

Ban

[wintry sonnet]

good to know Twitch has drawn the line

I thought they should've done it back when they allowed people to poison their cats on streams, but hey

better late than never

[cosmic pier]

Bduh

[wintry sonnet]

Hai

I'm Alinity and I just got back from my 12 minute ban for selling crack cocaine to underaged schoolchildren, pretty harsh if you ask me

anyway chat, today we'll find how much alcohol an average household cat can take before it implodes

like and subscribe POGGERS

[stuck copper]

👌

pretty sure literally nobody would have heard about it, had they not decided to ban that emote.

[wintry sonnet]

I didnt know the PogChamp guy was even still relevant

[stuck copper]

thanks for drawing attention to the guy and his tweets though. good job, twatch.

well, he wasn't. but now they made him lmao

they could have just removed it without talking about it. would have been way smarter. it's not like it's going to make a difference anyway. people use extensions for custom emotes.

so if they really want it, they'll just add it to ffz or something.

[wintry sonnet]

inb4 they mass-censor the word itself

swear to god, if twitch was this dilligent at getting rid of groomers as it is with doing woke nonsense nobody cares about

forget twitch, we could stop grooming in the whole galaxy

but I guess there's no money in free emote

[stuck copper]

they're just pandering to the safe space community.

that's really all there is to it.

gotta make yourself look good to a bunch of whiny losers, i guess.

if they banned everyone for having an opinon or saying anything remotely controversial, there'd be nobody left to stream.

[wintry sonnet]

good thing they only ban those who have the wrong opinion then

[stuck copper]

a dude over here just committed career suicide by comparing the current situation to a concentration camp lmao

it pissed people off so much, even the worst tv station known for making fun of and exploiting stupid people decided he was bad for business.

and i'm like "fucking finally. that guy should never have been famous in the first place."

[cosmic pier]

Groomin is gae

[stuck copper]

some people, man. you just look at them, and there's something about their face that makes you want to punch them. born bully targets.

oh, no. rei is going to run out of sugar daddies.

[wintry sonnet]

dont remind me of sugar

fucking sugar tax

"Hey guys, we're gonna tax soft drinks up to 40%, including sugarfree ones like diet coke, because it's not good for you and also it worked really well for the british empire"

[stuck copper]

we have... uh... bottle pledge... or something.

[limpid kite]

inb4 they ban anyone with pog related emotes

[wintry sonnet]

funny how we did a full circle

[stuck copper]

where we pay 25 cents extra for drinks that come in plastic bottles. you get it back when you return the bottle.

[wintry sonnet]

from communism time when coke was considered a luxury

back to 2021 when it's the case once again

[stuck copper]

but some drinks are somehow excluded, even though they come in the same bottles.

[wintry sonnet]

funny you mention that

[limpid kite]

thats because how drug works

[stuck copper]

which makes zero sense, considering the whole idea is to reduce littering lmao

[wintry sonnet]

sugar syrups are not covered by the sugar tax

because for whatever 200 IQ reason they're considered dietary supplements

[stuck copper]

get that soda stream, dude.

tax-free sugar

[wintry sonnet]

but sure, let's tax sugary stuff because it's unhealthy, while leaving literal sugar bombs untaxed

[stuck copper]

did they tax juice?

[wintry sonnet]

yes

lmao

[stuck copper]

there's tons of sugar in juice

[wintry sonnet]

sugar of all types and sweeteners

and because they realised now people are just going to germany and czech to buy stuff there

the fuckwits wanna impose excise duty too

[stuck copper]

exercise duty?

[wintry sonnet]

excise

basically import tax

[stuck copper]

and how is that gonna work with no borders?

[wintry sonnet]

yes

[stuck copper]

oh

[wintry sonnet]

is what the government said as they're sitting there high on drugs

[stuck copper]

so that's what it is

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

But you're still here for me daddy

[stuck copper]

i love how they act it's to protect people when they take away the single most important thing they have: money

because making people poor is the way to go.

i'm sure they'll all invest in healthy stuff, after they spend it all on expensive sugar.

im'ma call this a scam.

[wintry sonnet]

thankfully the tax doesnt apply for stuff that's already shelved

so I went and bought 20 bottles of coke

[cosmic pier]

Whel

[wintry sonnet]

in the next month I'll get to sell it for a house

[cosmic pier]

Shoulda bought 20 bodkas

[wintry sonnet]

pls

bodkas less expensive

[cosmic pier]

Dam

Boi

[wintry sonnet]

used to be a drink was like 50ml vodka and 200ml coke

now it'll be 50ml coke and 500ml vodka

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

maybe

just maybe

they should fight misinformation and educate people more

rather than put tax on sugar

[cosmic pier]

Meanwhile our pres finally remembered to say he's gonna punish the culprits of the plane shooting incident around 1 whole year ago

[stuck copper]

can't fuck with multi-billion dollar industries though, i guess.

[wintry sonnet]

wait, are you seriously implying the government should convince you what to do instead of just telling you what to do?

What is this, freedom?

[cosmic pier]

We murica now?

[wintry sonnet]

get dat shit outta here

there won't be any freedom in muhh democracy

[stuck copper]

maybe they should tell you "you know, those kellogs flakes contain tons of sugar and are really bad for you".

[wintry sonnet]

you know, the hilarious thing is

you know they're not doing it cause of health concerns

[cosmic pier]

You tell people sth bad and they go after it tho

[wintry sonnet]

they just wanna get more money into the budget

[stuck copper]

or come up with laws that make ads more transparent and honest

[wintry sonnet]

only problem is if people stop buying the shit, they wont make any money off it anyway

meanwhile grey markets will make a mint

[stuck copper]

can't have smart citizens though. they'd figure out how stupid you are and you'd lose your job.

[wintry sonnet]

go to germany or czech, buy a shitton of stuff there

come back, sell it on a flea market or somewhere

[stuck copper]

yeah, it's 100% a profit deal

[wintry sonnet]

meanwhile hundreds of people lose their jobs

[stuck copper]

they always act like it's for your own good, then take all your money, like the scumbags they are.

[wintry sonnet]

because corps gotta cut the costs

[cosmic pier]

Brb raiding cals home and selling it here

[stuck copper]

i don't have a lot of sugar, idiot.

just some for cooking.

[cosmic pier]

Maybe you're hiding it under your pc in the sikret stash

@wintry sonnet ya got any sugar

[stuck copper]

you know how they got them white bags in those drug movies. that's gon' be sugar soon.

they went from using sugar as a substitute to an actual drug lmao

hell, might as well use actual cocaine or something.

[wintry sonnet]

funny you mention that rei

you ready for it?

[cosmic pier]

Ye

[wintry sonnet]

sugar tax doesn't tax sugar

[stuck copper]

truly

[wintry sonnet]

just the stuff that's made with sugar

[stuck copper]

genius

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

we're being governed by idiots

[stuck copper]

i heard some right-wing, anti-gay party got elected?