avrora-general

[solar fjord]

been trying to change it up

[warm bluff]

[warm bluff]

how many hours do you have in the game now?

it should say it on steam

wow i feel like such a casual

[verbal obsidian]

hmm 3 people joined my guild in the past two days lol

maybe i'll keep trying

[solar fjord]

[carmine coyote]

Well just play AC:7 instead

[solar fjord]

https://twitter.com/nab0i/status/1340168998999085060?s=20

なび (@nab0i)

Merry Christmas! 🎄
#ameliaRT

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430818369705607178/789757731867328512/EpkkJUBUwAA2JtL.png

[gentle quail]

[ornate mantle]

@solar fjord GROUND. POUND

[solar fjord]

[grizzled crag]

i love those

hahaha

[icy plume]

Cooper would be meta if subs become a thing

[somber halo]

i need lewds for meta botes

[knotty echo]

@warm bluff

[carmine coyote]

Cocogoat, the Legendary Adeotibeast

[verbal obsidian]

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1340129732705316864?s=21

ホロライブプロダクション【公式】 (@hololivetv)

#こえていくホロライブ 開催まであと2日！
12/19 12:00〜カウントダウンムービー を担当するのは星街すいせい!
星街すいせいは12/22 STAGE2に出演！

▼視聴チケット購入はコチラ
 https://t.co/WvWIADRPPo https://t.co/gRjvWl3YHI

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@last kiln

[verbal obsidian]

[sick minnow]

What if I told you... There are subs in game

[icy plume]

I meant you needed some more hardcore ASW boats

[magic moon]

There's subs in game but there's no subs that are so nasty that it's necessary to have dedicated anti-sub ships

[ornate mantle]

L2D Lusty when

[somber halo]

Lewd 2D when?

[ornate mantle]

Always

[warm bluff]

no lewd!

[carmine coyote]

[ornate mantle]

Begone. These are holy grounds.

[warm bluff]

lewd is a sin!

[somber halo]

@knotty echo i just want to let you know, that i have feelings for you

[ornate mantle]

I just want to let you know you’re my fren

[somber halo]

https://c.tenor.com/ZprD3ck1BkkAAAAM/shirakami-fubuki-hololive.gif

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

[solar fjord]

[warm bluff]

so cute!

[ornate mantle]

No Lusty L2D

Give me Xmas rabbit NorCal

[ornate mantle]

And I’ll jump in on that

[tight badge]

[solar fjord]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1340589152186691584

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【着せ替え】
サラトガ　聖夜艦隊のアイドル
「えへへ、いつもと違うようなドキドキ感あったかな？せっかくのクリスマスイブ、サラトガちゃんとのお出かけスポットはもう決めた？」

空母「サラトガ」クリスマス着せ替え、
近日登場予定！
#アズールレーン

Twitter · Dec 20, 2020, 9:25 AM

[flat palm]

Uhh

Is it loli only xmas

[verbal obsidian]

[solar fjord]

Ina's wish came true

[verbal obsidian]

Binky did u buy tickets

For their live

[solar fjord]

Nope

I purchased a 3080

[verbal obsidian]

good choice

[solar fjord]

[verbal obsidian]

60$ for just one day kinda OD

Especially since its virtual xd

[solar fjord]

Only couple I'd watch

[verbal obsidian]

Same

[solar fjord]

Not worth the $150aud for me

[verbal obsidian]

Oof

[solar fjord]

Much as I'd like to support it

[flat palm]

Gonna give them benefit of the doubt they saving the hot waifus for the kimono skins

[solar fjord]

Always

[flat palm]

Zara and formidable skin when?

[solar fjord]

I'm also saving my money for ame and gura merch

Zara

[flat palm]

Its actually crazy formidable is so popular and only has 1 skin

[solar fjord]

Same could be said for Washington

No skin

[flat palm]

Norcal ;w;

[solar fjord]

Surprised no ayanami 2.0 Christmas skin

Or javelin

Shop cleared for now in AK

[flat palm]

Rinky pro gamer

Im farming fgo

[solar fjord]

What box

[somber halo]

we have a place for people who like lolis

[flat palm]

just started

so like 7

[solar fjord]

Better get a move on

[wispy swift]

I bought kaguya luna merch back when she was popular and kizuna ai's kouhai

The og virtual youtubers

Now there are so many I doubt all of them will get their own statues and plushies

[rigid vine]

hmm

im assuming its been years since you bought those

do you regret buying them?

legit question

[knotty echo]

the true question

[somber halo]

i'd lewd kizuna akari

[solar fjord]

https://preview.redd.it/sia65pd4ea661.jpg?width=689&auto=webp&s=bd490bf1228a71161d088ba8f91b753338121174

[ornate mantle]

@solar fjord Ame artbook gonna be lit

[limpid kite]

[solar fjord]

Yeah but gotta go though some different proxy's to get it

[ornate mantle]

Yeah it’s dumb

You’d think they would make it easier for Holo EN merch to hit the states

[limpid kite]

Why would they?

[solar fjord]

I'm sure it'll come western side next year, this is just what the artist would of sold at comiket

[ornate mantle]

I might buy it anyways tbh

I’d hang up the ame art above my door

[solar fjord]

I still want to get it but we'll see

Her birthday is in couple weeks

Might be merch then as well

[ornate mantle]

I’ll def buy I hope

If bills don’t bite me in the ass

[solar fjord]

[knotty echo]

[ornate mantle]

Crazy how nature does that

[verbal obsidian]

[verbal obsidian]

[flat palm]

[verbal obsidian]

[violet perch]

[carmine coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/754184925816684705/790367844985864192/16085087741801084530854939975112.jpg

[somber halo]

show the pantsu

[verbal obsidian]

hmm seems like people are actually joining my guild

[north orbit]

so we can receive supports from friends, not just guildmates, in operation siren

hmmm

might as well add some top list dudes

[warm bluff]

[north orbit]

just added a few rando 110+

I havent gotten pass 120 myself

still at 118

[warm bluff]

rando bullying the casuals like me

[north orbit]

casuls are to be bullied

flex on them

[warm bluff]

i'm the most casual

[verbal obsidian]

oh i needa add aran

:)

[solar fjord]

@north orbit add me then

[north orbit]

[verbal obsidian]

theres a lvl 128 boss

idk if thats casual

[north orbit]

thats harder than w13

and with ashes and embers

we dark souls now

well it is challenging enough

try auto at max threat

or complete the "beat all enemies" at max threat

like me

[icy plume]

I can't quite get past 13-1 boss x.x

[warm bluff]

sirens is gonna be too difficult for me

[icy plume]

Airplanes fuck me over

[north orbit]

subs would be important in siren ops

get level 120 subs

[warm bluff]

[north orbit]

with all gold equips

otherwise,

[warm bluff]

but i was waiting on you to teach me

[bronze pivot]

1 on 1 training sessions

[knotty echo]

@warm bluff

[somber halo]

am finally back home guys

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

woo atleast u get to enjoy your holidays at home frayayayayaya

@stuck copper im doin my best

i just kicked like 3 ppl and added 4-5 whales

one more joining too either tonight or tomorrow

lol theyre not whales

im just calling players over 115 whales kek

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

a lot of ppl are actually responding to my post

its usually "yea i was nvr in a guild, but i play alot"

wait aran whats your name

🙂

adeline

or soemthing right

see i was right

[bronze pivot]

there's an impostor

[carmine coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/754184925816684705/790457065268183070/16085300396122945443246987092187.jpg

[bronze pivot]

fischl is good civ

[carmine coyote]

Fischl cosplaying the other girls is always nice to see

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/754184925816684705/790463820249956372/16085316544942724562909159558487.jpg

[north orbit]

so update hits tomorrow

lol

they avoided christmas

[wintry sonnet]

ironblood event

half the ships for prelude are IJN

👌 seems accurate

[north orbit]

well

The Fuhrer declared that the Japanese were Honorary Aryans...

so it all makes sense

[knotty echo]

@carmine coyote

[ornate mantle]

@warm bluff I need a fun multiplayer switch game/

[icy plume]

Mariokart

[ornate mantle]

@warm bluff Also what SD card should I buy for the switch

[covert sorrel]

Hiryuu meta isn't permanent?

[icy plume]

No?

idk

[solar fjord]

nothing over 400GB

[knotty echo]

@ornate mantle brand wise, just go for a decent capacity

sandisk

[ornate mantle]

[knotty echo]

kingston

also iirc switch uses micro sd

transcend, lexar

oh and samsung too

as for multiplayer games tho

it depends

[ornate mantle]

Yeah I'm looking for something cool to play with friends.

But there isn't much other than Rocket League and Genshin for when it comes out on switch

[knotty echo]

ssbu

mario kart

[ornate mantle]

ssbu?

[solar fjord]

Smash bros

[ornate mantle]

oh

[verbal obsidian]

beyond the stage is airing now binky

buy me ticket

[knotty echo]

[verbal obsidian]

[magic moon]

I can't justify 60 bucks for it...

for JAM Project, maybe

[solar fjord]

Buy my ticket

[ornate mantle]

so demanding

[tall dew]

Guild update. But i dont have guild

Any fun guild recruiting?

[verbal obsidian]

i wouldnt say we're "fun" lol but we are recruiting

trying to get peeps for OS

[solar fjord]

wew

minne skin

marblehead skin

[stuck copper]

@verbal obsidian nice

i second that marblehead skin. it does things to me.

that's some illegal weaponry right there.

[wispy swift]

Just made a new guild called Avalkyra, preparing for operation siren and the guilds 2.0 update with the new rewards system for unlocking some of the new equipment such as the rainbow plane

because i imagine having active members contributing gold and exp towards unlocking the stuff in a new guild will be easier than an old max lvl10 guild with only a handful of active vets and a dormant guild master who hasnt been seen in 200+ days

[knotty echo]

you can prob avertise it in #friend-and-guild-id

[warm bluff]

sirens is coming tomorrow? i'm not ready at all

[warm bluff]

idk, i dont really play multiplayer games

for micro sd, the ones that lood poot recommended are good, just make sure you dont buy a super cheap one that's offering massive capacity since there's a lot of scams with those

[gentle quail]

luna are u in a guild yet

[warm bluff]

ya i'm still in the guild i've been in since i started

[gentle quail]

leave them for me

[warm bluff]

that whels guild is too hardcore for me though

[gentle quail]

true i thought they were gonna be casual too

but too many tryhards ended up joining

[warm bluff]

[gentle quail]

at least we'll get carried

[stuck copper]

join shitagi's guild

[warm bluff]

but the guild i'm in is already pretty active and stuff

[gentle quail]

[warm bluff]

[gentle quail]

sir

[warm bluff]

did you send that in the wrong chat?

[stuck copper]

fine

i'll remove it

[gentle quail]

thats a trap though

[warm bluff]

it is?

[gentle quail]

[warm bluff]

who is it?

[stuck copper]

i've seen the crotch area. it's not a trap.

[warm bluff]

[gentle quail]

did u censor it yourself

[stuck copper]

yes

[gentle quail]

[stuck copper]

i felt even censored was pushing it a bit. no way i'd post it uncensored.

[warm bluff]

[gentle quail]

same

[stuck copper]

bah

size limit

let me downgrade it a bit

wait a minute...

ina

remove your protection

i can't send it like this

[gentle quail]

u need to add lewdna to send him lewd stuff

[stuck copper]

ironically, the worst one went through haha

[gentle quail]

thats how i sent him all the lewds

i cant tell if shes asian or white

[stuck copper]

hard to say. the lighting ain't the best either.

[gentle quail]

[stuck copper]

i just got it from a lewd facebook group.

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

ah

they gave credit

[warm bluff]

i put on the dm protection thing since i got a spammer once

[gentle quail]

[warm bluff]

i found the person

[gentle quail]

gib me hoe

[stuck copper]

yeah, no. that's not an actual credit. just some degen plugging his own twitter.

[warm bluff]

oh is it not?

[gentle quail]

wtf

luna CMON MAN

[stuck copper]

fucking jiff

[gentle quail]

literally his latest tweet

ffs luna

[stuck copper]

who the fuck uses jiff?

[gentle quail]

oh luna found her

[warm bluff]

they claimed credit for it in a post so idk

[gentle quail]

thats more like it

[stuck copper]

yeah, i found that one as well.

didn't seem legit to me.

[gentle quail]

too lazy to look at more rn

i schlafen

[warm bluff]

i wish i could look like her

[stuck copper]

i'd make all the simp dollars

[warm bluff]

same

[north orbit]

tbh

2077 is so bad

I'm having more fun running AL on auto

just completed the game yesterday

overall, there is not a single memorable quest

[stuck copper]

first act was pretty good, especially the heist. i lost interest afterwards.

i really fucking hate the loot game in conjunction with what's arguably the worst menu i've seen in a long time.

[warm bluff]

the game isn't terrible, but the ux design is awful, it needs so much more polishing

there's only 2 acts?

teach me once you become an expert pls

[warm bluff]

[flat palm]

Luna likes raw action

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

[flat palm]

am i wrong

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Idk

I just want that Kashino mousepad

And it frustrates me that I can’t have it yet.

[icy plume]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__minneapolis_azur_lane_drawn_by_marshall_k__e8edcda6e6d59e151a9c351d51a614b1.png

Minnie!

[ornate mantle]

Nice

[warm bluff]

oooh guild dock slots

[stuck copper]

a whooping

20

whooohooo

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

our problems have been solved

[rigid vine]

and then they make 4 big events, each with 5+ new ships

[ornate mantle]

I haven’t even opened AL this month

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

no new years zuizui skin

[warm bluff]

it's a lot for me

[somber halo]

debating to change guilds

[pearl abyss]

imagine changing guilds this late

[weary sorrel]

I havnt had guild for ages, pointless

[pearl abyss]

i've got news for u buddy

[weary sorrel]

What news?
That guilds don't suck anymore? I know, now im not locked for 24h ban :ZkkBore:

[brittle talon]

How to get accepted on guild?
What i must write on the comment reply section when i try join the guild?

[weary sorrel]

Nothing, you wait for gm to accept you

[warm bluff]

send your resume

[somber halo]

give me the news buddy

ina, send the lewds

[flat palm]

the news is that i missed you

welcome back frayya

[somber halo]

yes, am back as of today

temporarily

[brittle talon]

Im looking for yostar offical guild if exist or still have available slot player?

[flat palm]

wat

[warm bluff]

yostar official guild?

[flat palm]

first i hear of it

[somber halo]

also, i just realized im rank 3 on collection

[stuck copper]

if any of them had their own guild, it would probably be full by now.

[warm bluff]

frayya big tryhard

[somber halo]

[weary sorrel]

I wanna join intern kun guild

[somber halo]

i wanna join the lewd guild

[warm bluff]

no lewd!

[somber halo]

no u lewd

[pearl abyss]

#game-news msh

[flat palm]

i mean, of course

[stuck copper]

pretty sure there are more than 38 guys willing to jerk him off hang out in his degen guild.

[flat palm]

Luna is actually

the leader of the yostar official guild

[somber halo]

fish big brain

[flat palm]

only devs allowed

[pearl abyss]

i mean, rando is in nozo's guild

[somber halo]

sorry, am EN i dont read

[stuck copper]

[warm bluff]

yeah send me your resume and cover letter and wait 5-7 business days for me to get back, if you're a good match i'll request an interview

[somber halo]

[flat palm]

lolno

[brittle talon]

Is the guild system is like Clash of Clans?

[warm bluff]

[flat palm]

like what now

[somber halo]

[stuck copper]

@warm bluff if i send bobs, do i get in?

[flat palm]

just by hearing the name

[somber halo]

is it like raid shadow legends?

[flat palm]

i would assume no

i think you just get rewards based on your guilds event pts

or whatever

[warm bluff]

only the highest quality bobs

[somber halo]

,
https://c.tenor.com/vL3k4DdAPisAAAAM/bob-the-builder-fix-it.gif

[stuck copper]

vegan bobs

[flat palm]

is it weird that i've been listening to bury the light for a month

[somber halo]

bobs or vegans whatever will it be?

[flat palm]

luna hates vegans

damn tofu eating vegans

[somber halo]

https://youtu.be/NvOHijJqups

[warm bluff]

i actually haven't met any actual vegans irl

[flat palm]

same

[somber halo]

saem

[stuck copper]

lucky you

[flat palm]

you dont like people telling you that their a vegan 24/7 cal?

[stuck copper]

i also don't like that they think it's my problem.

my sister is a vegan. she'll spend xmas at home.

because we're going to serve meat, and i'm not gonna listen to her propaganda.

[somber halo]

it do be like dat sometimes

[stuck copper]

though i'd like to ask her what she's feeding to her dog.

[somber halo]

ya kno

the grainy dog food

[stuck copper]

oh, i have no doubt that some of them are just fine.

i hate more the concept of a vegan, than actual vegans.

the stereotype.

[somber halo]

well ya kno

stereotypes are generalized trends and all

[stuck copper]

and it's mostly because i enjoy talking shit about people lmao

[somber halo]

saem

[flat palm]

their almost as bad as college know it alls cal

[somber halo]

i hat college

[stuck copper]

like i care what they eat or think. i'm not their dad.

[somber halo]

but

you are a dad

[stuck copper]

yeah, and i have more than enough trouble on my hands with just one kid. don't need more than that lmao

[weary sorrel]

I know a vegan, because he cant fucking go 5 minutes without mentioning it...

[stuck copper]

i think the ones that keep talking about it are in it for attention.

while the others are just being vegans.

[weary sorrel]

Some are just dumb though...
Yes im vegan, i eat meat, we exist.

I blame usa with changing the definition of words.

[flat palm]

thats my experience with any vegans ive witnessed

"did u know im a vegan"

"im a vegan btw"

[weary sorrel]

Vegan daily checklist
Wake up
Eat breakfest
Call everyone i know to tell them im vegan

[stuck copper]

i sometimes watch tv with my wife, and there's this show where one person invites a few other people to cook for them. it genuinely pisses me off when a vegan participates, because they know for a fucking fact that it fucks with the person's plans.

[weary sorrel]

A yes the famous lets go to bbqplace but invite a vegan

[stuck copper]

i'd love to see a vegan-only episode though.

[weary sorrel]

And he/she act passive aggressive the whole time

[stuck copper]

it's not like i hate the idea. i have a genuine interest in sampling some vegan food, trying out something new and stuff.

as long as it's good, i don't give a shit.

so maybe do that and share some cool recipes or something.

[warm bluff]

i love the new impossible meat things, if only they were a bit cheaper

[weary sorrel]

Define vegan though, in our country its 2 words.
1 refer to no meat/fish
2nd is any animal products

[stuck copper]

over here, no meat means vegetarian.

and vegan is the no animal one.

i don't mind vegetarians. at all.

i find them... reasonable.

[weary sorrel]

Vegan is hilarious, your food is in the barn

Eat some grass

[stuck copper]

i knew a bunch of vegetarians. they were all cool people.

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

it's like all the shitty vegetarians went over to veganism lmao

[weary sorrel]

What im pissed about is
Vegans take food that refer to meat and use it to refer to their monstrosities they call a burger

[stuck copper]

i heard a lot of those products are highly-processed, and therefore, not that healthy.

[warm bluff]

i love vegan burgers

[weary sorrel]

Invent a new word, i dont wanna buy a vegan garbage accidently

[stuck copper]

i find it kinda weird too. you either don't eat meat, or you eat meat. why eat something that resembles meat? doesn't that mean you want meat? i don't get it.

[warm bluff]

meat is awful for the environment so that's why i support meat substitutes

[stuck copper]

yeah, but does it have to mimic meat?

i mean, you got, like, tons of other shit you can eat.

[warm bluff]

fried tofu is so good

[stuck copper]

the tofu i've had so far was universally horrible.

i tried. many times.

are there different kinds? ones that don't taste weird?

[warm bluff]

hunan tofu and mapo tofu are so good

[stuck copper]

all i know is the one they sell in blocks or slices. it's so bad.

i think i saw one that was kinda fluffy? it was in a soup.

that was some good shit.

[icy plume]

As long as vegans don't force their lifestyle on their cats/dogs I am good.

[stuck copper]

i like that people are looking for alternatives.

it can only make things better.

[warm bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AujuLHK3hvs

i need to try making this sometime

[somber halo]

so like, i just got done with my waxing session

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

am hairless again

[stuck copper]

i trimmed my beard. now i don't look like a sex offender anymore.

[warm bluff]

[knotty echo]

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

the tofu i had was just... stiff and crumbly.

maybe i'll ask the asian store lady.

[icy plume]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__tirpitz_azur_lane_drawn_by_mugino_kouji__04ca462a9bfa32d4a6c433bca221a626.png

[warm bluff]

i want those stupid brain dance things irl

you can skip the car rides though

oh

[knotty echo]

Sasuga cyberflop2077

[warm bluff]

poot probably likes the lewd brain dance stuff

[knotty echo]

Also luna big yabai

[warm bluff]

what's that?

[knotty echo]

Luna yabai desu ne

[warm bluff]

i dont understand this new meme

[solar fjord]

https://twitter.com/AmeliaWalkson/status/1341095986723221506?s=20

Amelia Watson in places she shouldn't be (@AmeliaWalkson)

EVO moment 37 - The Watson Parry #ameliaRT https://t.co/p3m8QxSAqP

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Twitter · Dec 21, 2020, 6:59 PM

[solar fjord]

Who's kurumi

[knotty echo]

[solar fjord]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/464629894127550484/790669764711940106/jko8jkb0sj661.jpg

[knotty echo]

[warm bluff]

that elaina is so cute!

no lewding elaina!

[knotty echo]

@warm bluff she’s not your waifu

[warm bluff]

[knotty echo]

Luna lood

[warm bluff]

poot is loodest though

[knotty echo]

Luna big yabai

[warm bluff]

what's that?

[bronze pivot]

rlly makes u

inb4 same VA

[icy plume]

Well obviously.

Silencers aren't magic like they seem in video games

[warm bluff]

i just be a coward and use a tech sniper and just hide somewhere safe while pinging and stuff

[warm ice]

[stuck copper]

be a sneak man and kill them with a knife, then shoot them in the head with a pistol if they notice you.

then again, i'm playing tomb raider right now.

[warm bluff]

i sneak and use quickhacks

[stuck copper]

he who uses rapid fire weapons has forgotten the face of his father.

[magic moon]

they're my dad's rapid-fire weapons!

[somber halo]

i heard you can adjust your pp size in cyberpunk

[stuck copper]

"adjust" is a generous term

you can have

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

medium pp

smol pp

no pp

[somber halo]

wat

[stuck copper]

or vegan

that's it

[somber halo]

well

i see

[stuck copper]

there is no slider that let's you do anything custom.

[magic moon]

no cybernetic enhancements?

[stuck copper]

no

imagine that

no telescopic cyber pp with vibration

[magic moon]

"did you go for the rapid fire testicles?" "Nah, flamethrower attachment"

[stuck copper]

in my cyberpunk game

[somber halo]

[magic moon]

apparently there were, in fact, tons of randomly spawning dildos

[stuck copper]

even the boobs are super disappointing.

it's like

small, super small, basically nothing.

should have just scrapped the entire thing and went with two premades.

[somber halo]

welp, no oppai

i say bye bye

[warm bluff]

but that's a good thing

[magic moon]

we're going to have to do this guild thing, huh

[stuck copper]

yeah, i guess.

it's content.

haven't really looked at all the stuff.

[magic moon]

hey, buffs, I like buffs

[warm bluff]

[icy plume]

[warm bluff]

i hope that skin is free

[stuck copper]

god, please be free

just this one

but it's too hot for that

[icy plume]

I think it is a free one

[warm bluff]

ooooooh it is free

[stuck copper]

[warm bluff]

that skin is so cute

[stuck copper]

celebrations are being held in the nut factory

[icy plume]

It’s lewd

Glad I didn’t buy her boxer skin now

[warm bluff]

no lewd, only cute

[night oriole]

is one of the new german cruiser Prinz Heinrich?

[verbal obsidian]

[icy plume]

Yes.

Drawn by Dishwasher

[stuck copper]

"The new shipgirls will be elite destroyer Z24, elite carrier Weser, elite light cruiser Nürnberg, elite destroyer Z28, super rare submarine U-37, super rare heavy cruiser Prinz Heinrich, and super rare carrier Peter Strasser."

[wintry sonnet]

jesus, that's some big boi patch notes

[icy plume]

Is maintenance tonight or tomorrow?

[wintry sonnet]

tonight

in 7~ hours time

I CAN GIVE AWAY ALL MY OIL? POG

shit yea boiiiiiii

no more spamming curry to roll

[stuck copper]

oil is tied to OS progression tho

would rather invest there

[wintry sonnet]

but afterwards?

[stuck copper]

definitely guild

[verbal obsidian]

hooray for real content xd

[stuck copper]

@verbal obsidian want me to advertise our guild on facebook?

[verbal obsidian]

what lol

[stuck copper]

i'd just drop a comment on one of those official posts.

[verbal obsidian]

oh lol

sure if u want, idc

can only the guild lead accept people into the guild?

I guess you wouldn't know actually

[stuck copper]

i know you are the one that has to start operations of something.

the other shit, no clue.

[verbal obsidian]

ye

just accepted two lowbies

fluff the numbers

[somber halo]

marblehead is pretty hot

[stuck copper]

professional ad

[verbal obsidian]

you didnt even mention our name!

lmao

[somber halo]

but i want her in a wholesome way

lowkey

what guild you in cal?

[carmine coyote]

Hey another way to spend oil

[stuck copper]

added the name

i'm in hita's guild

Maid Cafe

[somber halo]

that sounds kinda hot

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

to his credit, he did pull in a bunch of 100+ dudes

[somber halo]

im a 100+ and a dude

[stuck copper]

just join then

[warm bluff]

pulling in a bunch of dudes?

[stuck copper]

not like we had any standards

[flat palm]

@verbal obsidian Can i be your maid

[carmine coyote]

[somber halo]

ina likes to pull them in and lewd

[verbal obsidian]

if u join this guild

[flat palm]

[somber halo]

i only join crimson axis guilds tho

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

maid cafe is an axis guild

[somber halo]

[carmine coyote]

Well so much for my guild then

[stuck copper]

like we'd hang with those blue losers

[verbal obsidian]

heres my post i've been spamming

lmk if u think i should change it

[stuck copper]

woofie

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

c'mere

[carmine coyote]

[stuck copper]

you can wear cute maid dress

[somber halo]

the biggest pull to a guild is the guild name

[warm bluff]

i wanna be a cute maid

[carmine coyote]

@stuck copper

[stuck copper]

it's kinda gae, but we won't tell your parents

[verbal obsidian]

since cal is promoting the guild, i'll promote him to vice captain mwuahaha

[stuck copper]

please no

[verbal obsidian]

and give him all the responsiblities

[somber halo]

gae optional

[stuck copper]

i hate resposibilities

[stuck copper]

repsonsoboielie

responsibleles

go away with that

[somber halo]

i'll do this when i get home

[stuck copper]

i used to lead an ff14 guild, admin a website, mod a discord server, i'm fucking done.

[somber halo]

i got some lewd shirts from spencers

[carmine coyote]

Sandy Claus is clogging your rolls

[stuck copper]

i just wanna be lazy

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

that's some good shit

[carmine coyote]

[warm bluff]

are you gonna wear those in public?

[somber halo]

i mean

why not

there's no nudity

[carmine coyote]

Wear those at a con, since one of them did show boobs, and bondage

[somber halo]

i also bought some mangos

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

you only live once. might as well enjoy it.

[somber halo]

well, not mangos

just translated light novels

[warm bluff]

lewd ones?

[somber halo]

ina likes dem lewds i see

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

nah, i got the LN version of oregairu

pretty hot

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

only reason i wouldn't want it

it would get me excited all the fucking time

[warm bluff]

that one's terrifying

[somber halo]

its just natsuki

[stuck copper]

a bit too dark for me

that eye socket would creep out the kids

[carmine coyote]

[stuck copper]

other one's smooth tho

you wear that one, you're pretty much advertising that you know how to have a good time lmao

[somber halo]

cal with the big brain ideas

[carmine coyote]

[flat palm]

https://twitter.com/AmeliaWalkson/status/1341095986723221506?s=20

Amelia Watson in places she shouldn't be (@AmeliaWalkson)

EVO moment 37 - The Watson Parry #ameliaRT https://t.co/p3m8QxSAqP

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Twitter · Dec 21, 2020, 6:59 PM

[ornate mantle]

Woah

Marbleheads skin

Is assssssssssss

@solar fjord

[wintry sonnet]

gdi they cut off at the best part

I needs to know if there's feet

asshole manjuu's covering the reflection

wait

WHAT

FREEEEEEE

Now I really gots to know

[ornate mantle]

Very nice

[stuck copper]

@wintry sonnet

[wintry sonnet]

🤤

[warm bluff]

marblehead so cute

[stuck copper]

i think this is one skin we both agree on.

[wintry sonnet]

with who

me or luna

[stuck copper]

you

ina thinks everything's cute. that's nothing new.

and most things usually are.

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

not a lot to disagree with lol

[wintry sonnet]

tru

oh, META Hiryuu's not a perma

limited till march

which is propably more than enough time but still, guess I'll have to tryhard after all

[warm bluff]

i hope i have enough time

[stuck copper]

you have 3 months

[verbal obsidian]

lol looking at the guild thread, ours looks a lot more appealing than most of the other ones up atm

"join our guild thats been here since launch! now recruiting! 1/34"

plus weebs are suckers for Maid cafe

[icy plume]

I bless thee with Bremerton and Intrepid

[gentle quail]

nut

[stuck copper]

@verbal obsidian well, then where are all the hot bois then?

[verbal obsidian]

weebs cant be hot bois

other than myself of course

flips back hair

[stuck copper]

[magic moon]

https://twitter.com/granblue_en/status/1341190578512429058 good -lawd-.

グランブルー EN (@granblue_en)

There are Gachapin-based commercials for Granblue Fantasy airing in Japan right now.

They're on YouTube.

They have to be seen to be believed.

https://t.co/QFAbmulvDF

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Twitter · Dec 22, 2020, 1:15 AM

[somber halo]

do you guys still have space?

[verbal obsidian]

our guild? yeah plenty lol

we're only 21/38 or something

[somber halo]

cool

oh, i need to wait 24 hrs

i just realized

doesnt the new revealed bote remind you of a certain character from a certain anime with certain abilities of some sorts?

[carmine coyote]

[icy plume]

Seems like normal Japanese stuff

[ornate mantle]

@somber halo yeah from a hentai

[somber halo]

i mean

this one

[light basin]

how many of yall scrambling for an active guild?

[icy plume]

You see the little short they got?

[wispy swift]

already got 7 new members in the first day

[ornate mantle]

Woah what a cool guy

[wispy swift]

kool kids table

no added msg

ccp-free

only komrades

join Avalkyra today, sponsored by Pizza Hut ™️

[cold rampart]

Me too, until yesterday i disband mine

[wispy swift]

so have i, but i had no reason to join any other since there was no point in guilds until now'

guild leader last seen somewhere like 270 days ago too

[ornate mantle]

I've been in @wintry sonnet 's guild forever but I'm still not a high ranking member feels bad

[somber halo]

@icy plume what short

[icy plume]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AzureLane/comments/khgag8/new_azur_lane_iron_blood_event_anime_pv_trailer/

@somber halo

[carmine coyote]

Finally a third IB CV

[icy plume]

We are getting 2 this event

[somber halo]

hm

black hair

twin tails

clocks everywhere

this is very specific information

[carmine coyote]

Za Warudo

[verbal obsidian]

[somber halo]

kurumiAYAYA

[carmine coyote]

But she doesn't have the Clock Eye, and most things in AL is a JoJo Reference if anything

[somber halo]

well ya kno

copyright

[magic moon]

not_lumbering

[carmine coyote]

[wintry sonnet]

there are ranks in our guild?

I'm just in because of the name

but I suppose with the new system, I'll make some contributions

always got more than enough oil to piss away

[ornate nexus]

need an active avrora guild

[verbal obsidian]

@stuck copper either your post worked, or i got lucky

4 ppl just applied lol

i guess people still use facebook lol

[wintry sonnet]

inb4 offered anime tiddies

[verbal obsidian]

oh nvm, only two were able to join

it was the classic "im going to apply to all of these and see who takes me"

[north orbit]

so we can get friend support as well

been going on an adding spree

[verbal obsidian]

av gen best place to find whale friends

[north orbit]

whale matters in AL?

[verbal obsidian]

no xd

[knotty echo]

@verbal obsidian

[verbal obsidian]

[somber halo]

rainbowayaya

[knotty echo]

nop

it's a long maint

[solar fjord]

yes

[ornate mantle]

[wintry sonnet]

you know I still find it hilarious

that we're getting a kms event

and half the exp bonus ships is ijn

[somber halo]

well ya kno

[wintry sonnet]

totally no ijn bias

[somber halo]

it do be like dat sometimes

[wintry sonnet]

wait a minute

fray's alive

[solar fjord]

[somber halo]

[cold rampart]

IJN is love
IJN is life

[carmine coyote]

Aqua, where have you been?

[stuck copper]

[knotty echo]

alot of ppl coming in here cuz guild 2.0 coming

[stuck copper]

yeah, people don't really use facebook all that much. i'm only on there because of some legacy contacts.

epic games launcher so bad, you can't even type @ when entering your e-mail. genius developers right there.

[knotty echo]

apparrently

i use like

4gb of memory

if i open epic games client

[stuck copper]

it certainly feels heavy, yeah.

which is fucking funny considering it has almost no features whatsoever.

[knotty echo]

ye

can't even add to cart smh

[flat palm]

@knotty echo i need your help

[knotty echo]

ya?

[wintry sonnet]

I'm around, mostly peeking in when there's new feet

[magic moon]

not the correct time of day to be awake! ;_;

[wintry sonnet]

3h delay

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

expected

there's always a delay when they're doing something big

sucks though

[warm bluff]

go back to sleep

[gentle quail]

[warm bluff]

i gotta work though

i didn't feel like taking the entire week off

same, but i still need to save some just in case

i'm kinda hoping to switch jobs before that but ya

[digital lance]

Hi

[warm bluff]

[swift cliff]

[stuck copper]

ha ha you look like a girl

i bet ina is jealous

[warm bluff]

ya i wanna be a girl too

[swift cliff]

[verbal obsidian]

game still down homies?

yup

[stuck copper]

2.5 hours left

probably

[warm bluff]

[carmine coyote]

Well the predownload is actually up now

[rigid vine]

it's time

[carmine coyote]

2 more hrs or so

[verbal obsidian]

v

some of these posts make me laugh

[warm bluff]

[magic moon]

someone's high, yes

[stuck copper]

what's so fucking funny about it is the fact that almost all of this is fucking irrelevant. literally the only thing you need is the ability to access operation siren, and that one i'm not even sure about.

[verbal obsidian]

my thoughts exactly

[stuck copper]

but you know what? good. let all the tryhards go there so they can leave the rest of us alone lmao

i approve of that.

still pepega af tho

[verbal obsidian]

so this patch

is the kms event + siren?

ah yup

4 events and OS

[somber halo]

hey gaymers

[stuck copper]

kms prelude

real one is next week, i think.

you know, one of these useless things where you gain bonus exp for ships you probably don't use or have already maxed.

[knotty echo]

[carmine coyote]

I think everyone here has a capped Prinz already

[warm bluff]

my prinz is still 0lb

[gilded mural]

no google doc datamine this time around?

[carmine coyote]

They must be lazy this time

[knotty echo]

there's this from nga https://bbs.nga.cn/read.php?tid=24764972&forder_by=postdatedesc&rand=801

[gilded mural]

thx

[verbal obsidian]

have u seen the nsfw version of that aran

[stuck copper]

send it to me

[verbal obsidian]

ok let me go find it

[ornate nexus]

People and guild requirements are all of a sudden super dumb.

[stuck copper]

for quality control reasons

[warm bluff]

[magic moon]

there's going to be a short while where everyone who's been "lol what do I need a guild for" is going to go guild-joining

[stuck copper]

i give it a cute out of cute

[verbal obsidian]

[knotty echo]

[magic moon]

and if you can fill up with people who actually play, great, you're set

[warm bluff]

[magic moon]

but if you get a bunch of people who try Op Siren twice and go away for another six months, the people who actually play are mostly going to be in guilds

[knotty echo]

@warm bluff luna big yabai

[ornate nexus]

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Incredible

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

I like Luna’s voice

Especially when she says “Crystal Meth”.

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

[warm bluff]

[icy plume]

Preload is up

[somber halo]

so like, i find it weird that exeter's buff specifically requires spee

[knotty echo]

Felt like i have to relearn al just to figure this out

[warm bluff]

that sounds hard

thai curry is so good

this is my first time trying it

i love all curry pretty much

[stuck copper]

indian curry is best

[warm bluff]

i'm indifferent to coconut milk

but this curry has really good duck in it

[stuck copper]

just use regular milk

[warm bluff]

same

[stuck copper]

it's time

[warm bluff]

my ships aren't ready

[somber halo]

what's this new CV mechanic

[warm bluff]

so are we supposed to just do 3:3 for this stuff?

[magic moon]

basically, CVs that aren't "detected" take no damage and do extra?

is that a gold Helldiver...

[stuck copper]

ultimate power

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

i love how it just fucking deletes your entire formation if you dare to quit out to upgrade a piece of gear. very cool.

[knotty echo]

[verbal obsidian]

smh this one long ass maint

[magic moon]

it's over

hop in and swap us from improving the guild roster to something useful ;p

[verbal obsidian]

wtf i just got the maint notif twice while trying to log

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

bahhhh i also gotta work smh lol

[warm bluff]

do ships get exp from sirens?