#avrora-general
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Are you that freaking desperate for Justin?
retail, military, apothecary, retirement home, gardening, university, etc.

i don't know, i just did everything.
cal of all trades
people asked me "what do you wanna do when you grow up?", and i said "no, idea"
so much experience 
he farmed a lot
i also made books
I would have been in the navy if I wasn’t rejected for health reasons
in a factory, with a friend
Some people on this server think I’m already an active duty battle hardened veteran
active blablablabla
favorite job was working retail in a toy store
the products were good, the customers were (mostly) good
i'm an inactive soft civilian
i was so bad, the military told me they never wanted to have me around ever again lmao
so even if i wanted to, they'd be like "yeah, no. not again."
feeling's definitely mutual
i'm bored.
@cosmic pier entertain me.

you can tell me a story, and i can give my opinion if you want. not feeling very confrontational right now.
They have conscription on your country?
there was once a cal, he was a sad boie, he wanted to be entertained, but he asked the wronk person
the end
uhhhh
Thank god my country doesn’t have conscription
Man, forget EA, does anyone here remember EGA?
if i get drafted i'll just actually become a girl
the dude was like "have you done any drugs?"
me: "no."
dude: "we'll find out anyway, y'know?"
me: "yesterday"
dude: "okay..."
are you saying the guys there will lewd you so much you'll become a gril
oof

no, the military doesn't accept trans people i think
brb
I’m anti conscription
like f example
Study shows volunteers are more effective than conscripts
fact is, we are unlikely to ever need mass conscription again
based on my own experience and speaking exclusively for myself, i can confirm that people do not give a shit when you force them to serve.
there's just no prospects of combat with anyone big enough to require it that doesn't go nuke
ye just use stuff like corona who needs armies anyway
atleast we're not in korea or smth, who have mandatory service even for celebrities
and when they told us how likely and quickly we are to die, i immediately came up with a survival strategy involving burrying myself with a snorkel until the war is over.
my strategy for if a war breaks out is run towards the most likely nuke target and get evaporated
I mean you’re comparing an army of highly motivated professional volunteers vs disgruntled quickly trained conscripts
nukes are fun. you don't even have to run.
just cuz you're a volunteer doesnt make you professional
there are like, 3 or 4 layers of death that come with them.

I still want to join the navy
i gotta make sure i'm in the zone where i die instantly though rather than the slow drawn out radiation poisoning
so if you survive one, you'll likely be taken out by one of the others.
I might get another health report after the pandemic to see if I can join
imagine being that poor guy who has to run at the front
ina gonna just body block the nuke
kaboom
i don't remember it too well, but you'll burn to death, or you get crushed to death, or or or
I’m a firm believer in Mutual Assured Destruction theory
It’s unlikely we will have a major conventional war anytime soon due to MAD
i've said it in the past, and i still stand by it
the leaders should duel each other to the death
and the rest just go home
BASED BASED BASED BASED
you caused it, you deal with it. no reason why we should die
if the leaders had the guts for that they wouldnt become leaders prolly
but ofc that's not how it works lmao
yeah, but wrestling is staged
C-SPAN would explode in ratings
trump vs our president duelling a Quran chant
whoever reads better wins
gasp no way
jk
i want to see them fight AND MEAN IT
i'm just saying being a wrestler makes you an athlete, but not necessarily a fighter
though some do have a background in martial arts
I wonder what happens if you put a US Navy SEAL in a WWE match

cal vs rei boxing when
some old, fat, deluded fuck doing slow-ass punches
yeah, no
i am not that fit anymore. i'd have to bring a weapon 
a tactical trap, like ina
dam
"this bad boy sucks seven doccs a minute" slaps
(sorry, i don't want to be mean, but this one's just too funny lmao)


he knows i'm talking shit. he's the pro.
ina succs more than 7 per minute
lood justin while he loods ina

human lewdiepede
~~i havent had anyone in ever
~~
you have your right hand
you and rei should meet
that's what most of the milfs in thin books say
never stopped anyone

cal is a milf confirmed
you sayin drugs earlier reminded me of that one time some military lookin asshats wanted to take me to go do a drug test just cuz they thought i was a druggie kek
such a weirdass experience
and i was just mad cuz i was short on time
and they were just wasting it kek
yeah, it's kinda annoying when you know you're innocent and they just waste everyone's time.
like when they search you for bombs at the airport.
just because you have a beard.
i was like "yeah, whatever, bro."
no need to make it worse


most confusing part was they were determined to take me somewhere to take the drug test then they just took me to some military lookin place i was in 5 mins ago and then the peeps there were like 'he's ok' and then they just let me go
it was like a random event you dont understand anything from in an rpg kek
"cool. then i can finally go home and do drugs. god, this took forever."
imagine being the guy who made among us (i just assume it was one guy because it's cooler this way), and one day, you look at your bank account and it's just flooded with money.
like, years after the game came out.
imagine then announcing a sequel cuz u got horni
and calling it off after a month and say ur actually just gonna do the content on the first game
what?

does being horny lead to making sequels?
oh
in a way, it's a good idea to leave it at that. you don't want to split the playerbase right now.
game's doing great. just sell dlc.
my friends are playing phasmophobia. i'm kinda salty cuz it's not for me.

Luna likes gang
@warm bluff


who doesn't?
Why do I think that Paimon needs headpats and lewds
then we should give Luna headpats and lewds
But is Luna Emergency Rations in disguise?

Also the jp va for Emergency Rations is rather adorable
Luna is good food

humans
@cosmic pier they wanted a sequel to fix their coding
Wait, wut?
Most likely, and I decided to kill the ducks for that Timmy questline
Yeah, I killed those ducks for your pigeons. Timmy, so ungreatful
The first part of the video (my signature slide) is overlaid by the final bars of "A Portuguesa", which I played on my keyboard.
The main part of the song is one of Tom Lehrer's studio solo songs, "Poisoning Pigeons In The Park". It is part of Tom's second published album, ...
Well.... you're not wrong

ying'er is great, srsly
It's fun, but they need to add a bit more to do every day
got my Eskimo, so back to regular grinding
It's fun, but they need to add a bit more to do every day
@magic moon Oh they will
I was blown how big the game was
I wanna finish in my botes too
If AL allowed you to buy resources like that in cash shop rando would whale so much
also i lose a lot of potential time by not logging in at work 
Smh
i wish i could allocate $200 for a game
I am still rerolling in goddess kiss. I think these bitches are lying about that rates. Feels much lower than 3%
not disclosing rates is illegal in lots of places so pretty sure that's just confirmation bias
or just small sample size
They did disclose the rates. I am just saying it feels lower
life is super hard 
i wish murica had night markets

Linky is probably the rich one in chat. He always eating expensive looking food
Expensive 
I grew up po'-ish so now I'm doin' pretty good ;p
looks expensive to me
$6 for the Vietnamese food
in tub
$20 for Vietnamese fried chicken egg Benedict
Well it’s the frequency too lol. I feel like Linky is posting food everyday. Like Linky do you ever eat a home cooked meal 
Everyday 
LinkyBill is Vietnamese?
no
I see
you can only eat vietnamese food if you're vietnamese. it's the law.

I had a Vietnamese friend growing up
it's ok
I want an Aussie meat pie
Get a ned Kelly pie mate
i have to go to bed hungry.
Well damn
This server has so many Asians, even the people living in the US/Canada or Europe are Asian
asian invasion
There’s so many Asians in #artist-lounge lol
You seem to be scared 
asian american, yeah 
aran asian, hita asian, ina asian, uhhhh...
not sure about aki.
could be scandinavian asian 
i'm just average scandinavian

nu
he said i reminded him of some really weird person from a tv show or sumtin
so i sent him a pic cus he thought i was old

nu
lmao

Avgen is a bad influence. I used to be so pure. I better leave. Bad avgen.
Yuh
Some of the night tracks are pretty chill.

yametekudastop

i made some curry yesterday 
i'd get burnt 
yes i agree, more sleep is good

make your own curry!
leftover curry is amazing though
do you use chicken thighs?

do you cook the chicken before putting it in the pot?
oh i've never read those 
i like leftover curry more than freshly made curry 
How do you reheat and what do you use to reheat with?
I like Curry.
try using beef or something if chicken doesn't reheat well for you
yeah, sounds weird - curry is a food that has a reputation for getting better the next day
oh that might be why, i just use a microwave lol
that princeton skin is super cute!
just carrots, onion, and potato
Maybe you should look up a youtube video.

https://www.youtube.com/c/JKenjiLopezAlt/videos this is my favorite cooking youtuber since he uses all home ingredients and specifies what's optional and what can be substituted with stuff
unfortunately no video on curry though 
I just look up videos for whatever recipe I want.
And look at which thumbnail looks tastiest.
babish is great too, i most likely wouldn't make anything he makes though 
Stick with your guns.
For me, I love making potato dishes.
Especially breakfasts.
i love potatoes, but peeling them is such a pain
sponser me too 

Roommates?
no i dont hate people, i'm just scared of people 
I don't mind people.
nobody would ever want to invade my personal space
People like invading my personal space.
i live in 000 null island


Also my boss isn't coming into the office.
Tomorrow.
So I'll practically be alone for like 8 hours.

Niiiiice.
maybe i should eat out tomorrow too 
You should.
my figure can't look good either way
Depends on where it is.
I've learned how to make my own milk tea.
So i just never buy it anymore.
You know I think the only thing i ever go out to buy now is Chinese, Hawaiin, Italian, or Japanese.
Because I've learned how to cook most other genre of meals.
I just like unlimited soup and breadsticks.
Doesn't go above $5


Unlimited soup is like the cheapest thing.
Same, the only buffets i can go to are sushi buffets
I can stuff my face at Sushi buffets.
But that's it.
Other Buffets are just lackluster.
Oh wait.
KBBQ is considered a buffet right.
Are you gonna start AK again for Surtr.
Oh ya i guess kbbq counts too

Yeah I wanna go to KBBQ again.
I've only been to KBBQs in Cali.
Random, wait a minute, I thought you lived in Dallas
ah. Was about to say, we have more than one good kbbq!
oof


pepega!
beat Stormterror for the week
prototype drop!
...spear
that would hurt
Hey some people are into that

it's not particularly a problem except I already had one handy
so now I have -two-, to possibly craft into not-that-great 4* spears
well, you'd refine the first spear with the second
to increase its butt-piercing power
or possibly just hang on to it in case they add another spear user

I can't complain about the Genshin gacha
it's like, if I'd spent money I'd complain, but I got some good stuff and haven't spent any yet

i got my new covers 

poot lewd
more ayaya covers
how does a png get covid

oh rip
that sucks
hopefully she gets better soon 
semdem 

shut it fish

@cosmic pier heckers 
i love thots
rolled and finally got a good roll - Venti, dupe Fischl, and another bow
what a sacc
she can rule me anyday

@cosmic pier you're having other milfs?
idk from her video it looks like she's a defender that can be offensive like Nian
her sword looks cool

sad how Nearl got kicked out because oripathy + she didn't like that knights are treated more like athletes nowadays
and her own lil sister is that kind of knight + a 6*
What a cutie




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no i'm top left

malty is hot = auto forgiveness
@last kiln It seems to be Honkai/Genshin like meaning no auto play/grinding. So you're gonna give up on gray raven anyway lol.
"nah"
I screenshot for future reference
add me @last kiln
oh u didnt start genshin
?

i had to drop AK and DAL to have time for it

ur trash, maybe we should drop you too
2 games dropped for 1 tho lol. I can't do that type of grind
not anymore
friday, man, I am trying so hard to pretend I am working without geting caught
Luna finished already? 

im glad there's not much to do bc i can focus on other things
well the game just launched. Give it time I am sure you will have lots to do daily soon enough lol
hardcore plebs just goin around farmin respawnin chests for exp kek
i couldnt be assed with sth like that
man, that reminds me of mmorpg days. Gathering mining/resource nodes everyday at respawn like clockwork
yeah rich people like rando smh
i still play mmo's 👀
closers
'we pro tryhards gonna be level ~50 by the time they release level 32 stuff on nov11th and here's my pro math'
yes
tldr
mmorpg
closers is lobby based, isn't it?
I could be wrong
sorry meant to say instanced based
i tried gettin into closers but they didnt want iranians in
i wouldnt want an iranian either
naddic for clsrs
they are the devs and since they are taking back the game im assuming they are taking on the role as publishers
unless they find someone else that idk ab
Last mmorpg I played was GW2 for years and I just got bored. I tried ESO but ehh..
a lot bc it's typical game with gear
idk man, whenever an MMO changed publishers even if it's the original devs things are not looking so hot. That's just my experience with a lot of f2p mmos
that u gotta whale to get higher enhancements
which really just affects pvp and leaderboards
els dfo same thing
i've only been thru 1 publisher change before
was one of my fav games
then it closed down like 2 months later

publisher changes don't always go so well. I can confirm lots of games I played shut down after major changes like that
I never could play that one. I got region banned from that
time for some more heides

bruh
what kind of luxurious food you eatin for 20 bucks
fuckin whels
i finally 3* W11 hard mode


one thing i miss not being in the office
is free lunch
when clients or vendors would come

o yeah fk commuting
i used to lose 3-4 hours commuting every day
no commute is the big plus for me. Driving is tiring especially stuck in traffic
big mood
its a 10-15 mins walk to work for me
good for some smol nonexistent exercise klappa
it's the other way around for me. I'm not having to commute but the commute was only 2 blocks!

oh wow, didnt know the 3rd group started
caps
been 5 years since aqours holy moly
First of all, i know somewhere on record
we have you saying you dont like LL
second of all
fk u

well he didnt say he liked it before or sth
just said he's liked this season after the first ep

fk me urself you coward


must be a low paying job tho
wdym reis the richest person here

u already swapped back 👀
he prob already whel'd drek to 30




ofc i'll have every game owned if ur just browsing my library smh

buy me nier replicant ranbo
its too expensive even in the cheapass region i went to

no kek

Im doing you a favor since its free
Man I just want the day to end. I don’t want to get caught slacking on work
Everyone else is rich so
Rei, sonic the hedgehog 2 is free on steam
@next onyx GOTTA GO FAST
Everyone else is rich so
@next onyx Laughs in living in Silicon Valley

I’m rich by default

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But then again the game storyline added new characters to it though


you aint gonna die if you leave one finished for an hour or two while you're asleep 
i'm weak now, i can't stay up late anymore
i used to stay up until like 4 during college
Did i just get friendzoned
Yes
Fuck
how did i oath before you aki
you were gunning for that weeks ago
so you're telling me
i spent 600 gems on a ring for kii because i love her
only to get friendzoned
guess i'll go fucking cry
well she can be the first of many to come 
never?
not to be like
Same tsm is doomed
annoying
I wanna see rekkles cry again
but i don't think tsm will win even 1 game
i think
tsm's botlane is really bad, and bjerg has been underperforming massively
hes been weakest mid at worlds imo
spica and BB has done okay ish
i'll cut them some slack cus first worlds
The team as a whole is bad
they werent ready, they thought they could play their style like in lcs
Thats not how this works
TL didnt embarass NA atleast, their the "real" 1st seed
i think if TL got into tsm's group theyd advance
i mean they went 1-1 against every team
if we got that W we’d be fine
but yeah
Nah fk that
that machi loss hurt them hard
“World class players”
tsm just never ceases to amaze me how bad they are at worlds
they finally get back
and go 0-4
like at this point it's just expected
yeah, i agree
Nvr shows up
i think hes in washed up territory
y3s
reginald seeing tactical not int at worlds: "this has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals"
His gf was on forbes 30 for 30
she rich af
they pay 4500$ for their apartment each month
bio yeah
and gets caught out an insane amount
i think hes shit ngl
Bjerg dissapointing me so much it's sad
i actually thought he'd atleast look good
Btw did u see
but hes been awful
OPL is canceled?
ye
Aussies gonna go to murica and eu now
opl players count as NA players now


legacy was oce's best team iirc and they didnt even make it out of play ins
legacy was their 5 best players put together lol
i only remember DireWolves being the best but like all local teams.
are dog shit on the international stage

FBI and huhi shoulda been at worlds
yeah i remember dire wolves lol
NA first needs to get rid of the imports who only come to get retirement checks

Like fenix
and bang
Woah chill
i mean.. corejj atleast tries to win
corejj is griefed by team
bang looks like he doesnt give a fuck
Froggen too, literally just stayed in NA because the pay was good
he had 0 ambition to win anything
yes
Fk froggen
lol
Teams who kept recycling froggen in lcs was fucking hilarious
Hopefully this is for better
Hamburger french fri + maple syrup land + kangaroos =

at this point
Tsm is more of a popularity brand than a team who will ever do well
makes a lot of money from pr having bjerg and double on their team
i dont lol
but they'll never get past groups with DL on their team and at this point bjerg too
Brokenblade is probably tsm's best player which is.. weird to say
It’ll hurt the brand but i thinkkk
They needa wipe the entire team
And start from scratch
Breed a new gen of players
Like how c9 did with academy
this worlds was supposed to be the storyline where bjergsen gets to go up against good mid laners and show hes still a rly good player
and well.. you've seen the result
Yeah i know lol but i think its their best chance
Eh doesnt mean he isnt good, i think team coms and coordination have a lot to do with it
turns out zilean doesn't work against teams who play proactively
he sucked so hard on that leblanc game hitagi
i mean na just bad only reason zilean worked
when u dont practice a champ thats what happens

TL would be a better team if they scrapped project broxah
the guy plays like
2 champions
and 1 of them is lee sin
yea he does
lol
syndra is the most picked mid laner and has a 29% wr
^
selfmade is a piece of shit in soloq
constantly runs it down and flames
and nemesis for some reason has the ego the size of a planet
idk where he has his ego from
he's shit
the guy unironically went around saying he was the best twisted fate in the world
kr only has 1 good team
and it's damwon

its 1am cal
AR24 and AR15 for me
Send me uid bukkaki
My 15 has the good stuff
My 24 has things
i have mona, keqing and fischl
And yes I'm on the American server too

I have beido
i did one night
607661413
thats it
then i said "fuck it"
My lower level has the bad, the chuuni, and Baidou
I knew cal wasnt meant for working
no
My higher level has Barbra, and that Earth China girl, along with the Chef
i go to bed at
Yes
4
no
not 7
i got home at 7am, all sweaty and fucked up, while my family was up and about. i couldn't sleep like that.
and then, for how long? until 4pm or something? that, like, half the day gone.
nah, not with me. i got stuff to take care of.
if it had been, like, 3AM, that would have been cool.
nah, i just felt i'd be missing out on a lot of family time.
which is infinitely more important to me than earning money.
Youre a good mom Cal
U can have maid cafe when i quit
i try
i had butler duty tonight. wife was sad, so i had to pamper her with movie night, food, and all that jazz women like so much.
i got paid in smiles. worth it.
while i like those skins, it really bothers me that there are multiple characters shown.
my dumb brain confused.
true
9 days until i can quit genshin
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