#avrora-general
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They are.
everything is good civ
scythes are good civilizations

cal is a hot milf

in my area?


@stuck copper pls send bob and vegemite
oh god
if we're all collective consciousness does that mean I share brain with rei?

I'm over 30
Married
married to her left hand
must be a milf
speaking of atelier
And I like 'em thicc
That clears it up a bit.
But I’m still gonna refer to you as dude because I call everyone dude.
Even if someone slaps me for calling them dude.


Not cool my guy.

I want to feed Abby pancakes.

abi's got nice feet tho
🚓
Roricon
Anyways bye


feet are not the integral part of a loli
therefor a loli having nice feet doesnt affect her status as loli

checkmate atheists

But you cannot acknowledge the feet without acknowledging the person they’re a part of.
Checkmate.

yeah i'm the only normal one here

I'm the only non weeb here

I don't even watch anime or read manga lol
I play Azur Lane not because of anime girls but because of my interest in warships and family military history
same

What the hell did I had the misfortune to scroll up?
Nicholas is historically significant
yeah cuz you like nicholas totally cuz of history and not becuz you like lewding sleepy lolis

ina lying as naturally as he breathes again

Luna may be what keeps the rando white names out.
Keep it up Luna.
Y'all are weird
no?
Where's Synd anyway?
Not here.


Synd never visits us.

You’re dead.

god I wish

Tell that to Zilf!
@cosmic pier i see you're making scrotum bombs in atelier thyghza
@steep scarab poop pl

Albaby!
Lewds?
Jojojojojojo
@cosmic pier had it since April 1st 
starting to seriously consider getting bremerton's skin
event farmin' on C3... mostly because I can clear it with my PR grind team

how much is that skin again
wdym
I mean sure her skin doesn't have the main thing I'm looking for
but it has the second best thing
glorious, meaty legs

apparently, he came back a week or so ago
fine
one more time and i'll expose all the details of our vast dms
i do not consent
apples and oranges
@wintry sonnet Reno skin is better
Also, at least Cal doesn't hold a 2 year chat history of everyone
i'll have you know i send most of the stuff you send me to other people
well, i don't delete my chat histories, but i'm not collecting them either.
I mean it is
@wintry sonnet
that's rare
and last I checked we ain't dating

i heard about 90% of women spy on their men lol
but they don't call it that. they're just "curious".
i dont spy on anyone tho
I have some understanding of this.
i'm kinda like that too, tho.
i just remember worthless shit cuz i got nothing important to remember
i just take a look because it's there. i'm not digging tho.
A girl I was interested in put her thumbprint in my phone
its not like im taking over your account checking your dms to call it spying or curiosity or sth smh
nah
you walk into the kitchen, phone is there, charging, screen active
we dont have evidence but it doesn't mean that's not the case
who knows what you and your friends at the CIA are up to
so you just take a peek at the notifications
we dont have evidence that you actually love feet either
maybe ur just putting up a fake personality

LOL, that is still kinda snooty

hey, it could be important
rei, just out of curiosity
of all the things I could be lying about
why would I be lying about foot fetish


that's not memeing
sometimes i do it on purpose just to mess with people
because it's fun
just like there's a possibility my quitting al coulda all been a joke and I never quit



"hey, babe. this guy says his dick fell out of his pants."

same
they just never stay on
The hentai protag life
also, dick fell out of his pants?
mankitsus happen at time
That's some serious leprosy
i have nothing to hide, so i don't care.
there was this gal named rei
except from you, because you're all creepy internet people
that happened to

guy somehow managed to fly up and land on the girl
then hentai happened
accidents man
that rei has killed many of my non existent children
not even the rei Im named after

Rei Shadow Legends
Rei's Shady Leggins
It sometimes be like that.
implied clam chowder
just like the last 20 times were accidents


i kinda dont want to anyway
just give it to me straight
let's be honest
Lewd is bad regardless!
ecchi was always about blueballing

at least now they actually show the goodies
exactly

The line between hentai and anime is now gone
next miru tights when
looking for a ball that's never been thrown
Miru Tights season 2
cancelled by Funpolicemation
Fuckimation
Unfunnymation
I need my Ishuzoku reviewers
stick to producing shitty dubs. leave the subs alone.
normies don't read subs anyway
That dub is premium
fuck is birdemic
birdemic, a true masterpiece
you never saw birdemic?
Basically
Birds fuck shit up
I actually know a bunch of people at Funi
In low quality
it's the best thing ever
almost as good as neil breen movies
Birdemic is a fucking marvel.
it's like what someone who got kicked out of directing school would've done after a midlife crisis and overdosing on bad drugs
i wanna watch the rest of id invaded but also too lazy to watch
zzz
also no
i aint even watched boku no pico
gonna wait for the remaster

i am space jesus. i have come to safe humanity from itself. the government is bad, and it should feel bad.
seriously tho, birdemic is so bad it's actually good
the special effects are like 1990s windows effects
another such classic is puppetmaster, though it is not nearly as bad
Think of it as sharknado but without the sharknado
i rember some anime some girl literally got pregnant cuz a guy touched her hand
or was it her hair ribbon
shit memory

yeah, that is legit birdemic
this genuinely looks like some student's art project
Glorious
but made into actual movie
babies are delivered by storks
no
That too is how babies are made
touching hands is foreplay
That too how babies are made
thats not actual ears anyway
fortnite
Fortnite then all

it's sunday and i'm out of nuts
what is this

don't judge me. we're not very advanced. still living in the woods.
cal are you devilman from devilman crybaby
that dude fucked
better than satan

i'll nut bolt you to the ceiling
hot
if by white you mean black and by big boobs you mean strong and independent
then yes
why make a dragon's lair movie anyway? the entire game is a movie.
the game's not even been relevant for decades
i like asians with big boobs
man, imagine them doing it like bandersnatch or something
besides what plot is there even
where you can actually make decisions
guy goes into a castle and avoids deathtraps to rescue a princess
netflix 
yeah, this better be an interactive experience. there's really not a whole lot there.
but it probably won't.
also, i want a movie with ryan reynolds and ryan gosling
"your boyfriend will hate this movie" lmao
i'll
nutbolt you to the ceiling
or just do this
welp
time to go make more shit bombs
did your mom drink beer and watch football again?
Interesting mom choices you guys had
I was about to say "did she lose a bet"
just bad gacha luck
that actually makes alot of sense
making babies is like gacha
and 99% of the pool is trash
that's my perspective
only you dont get quick finishers
it's probably the other way around
so you won't know what you got until they 18
You mean fifty percent are fine
I think 1% being fine is more positive
kid making factory
hmmm, maybe that's why every parents tells their kid they're special
they're tryin to bullshit them into thinking they're the 1% fine
so you won't know what you got until they 18
i was a lost cause from like 12
I mean
this one's hitting a bit close to home, but i try to be a good sport.
kids are great
especially when they're asleep
stop
give me all your money
I think a better encouragement nowadays would be
"If Biden can become a primary candidate, you can become anything you want too"
Nah he’s right
i havent been keeping up with this stuff
A man with no government qualifications became president
You too can be a doctor without going to med school

which should get you thinking how shit the alternative was

and now the alternative is a grandad with dementia
The only alternative I keep getting is that people who don’t vote again. Are still the worst
Had plenty of time to sway and remove people
Don’t chicken out now
can't wait for that guy to be re-elected
he will be, that's for sure
I can already hear the disturbance in the force

dont have to do that
just be like snoop
say you'll move to africa
then move to south africa
of course, the country with the most white people in it

that will show em, snoop
the only thing i know about south africa is that they have bad internet
that's all i need to type F in chat
apparently, it is
“I’m moving to Canada v2 electric boogaloo”
so basically it's an island that couldn't decide if they wanna be french or english
Sometimes it be like that.
why would you want to be french?
revolutions

Why can’t everyone just be easy AF english
ingliz is kinda dum tho
High enough though.
Can you not don’t.
no. we need two, and then we need to sandwich the word you want to negate.
I am not able to can


quick Pierre, they have a water cannon, if we're not careful we'll be washed
i gave up during my last year of french class
downloaded something that was supposed to make my atelier look better cuz it was kinda weird
it doesnt even let my game start kekw
time to yeet it off
KEKW
I always find it funny how France is that one country
that is so high cultured
while at the same time being so savage
you hear all this about french aristocracy, but in the same sentence you learn stuff like how for the longest time they didnt even knew how to use a fork
well, according to my native french friend, who lives in france and all that, the french are stupid. but hating on your own people is kinda normal, so i don't know.
i can attest to that
all i know is that i was in paris and it was kinda lame
Even the French hate the French lol
France is like the punching bag of Europe
in that sentence
it does get you thinking tho
you had the cult of reason
and the republic of virtue
Everyone hates France, the British, the Germans, even the Americans
and all that was was basically cutting off people's heads
for disagreeing with you
where have I heard that before

the only thing i legit hate about "the french" is the fact that many of them refuse to speak english, even when they are able to.
We could never won our independence war without France, Spain, and the Netherlands
Germans are very fluent in English, right?
the ticket says a buncha things in all languages of the world
that's like me speaking german in america, assuming everyone understands my high and mighty, superior language.
and even tho the people working there clearly understand english
they just refuse to speak in it
I thought Germans are really fluent in English lol
I could see germans being good at english
I mean perfect English
since english is a germanic language
back in school, i knew plenty germans who thought they'd never need it anyway, so they didn't bother learning it.
"i'm in germany. all i need is german. why bother?"
This server has so many South East Asians lol
Fish and Syansa are from Singapore
About 1/3 of the people who regularly visit #history are Indonesians lol
asians being productive
while we lazy westerners sit here and talk shit all day lmao


#Westernergang
"hey, rei. you dumb. no u. no u. ur mom. fak you."
don't be disgusting


dont make fun of blind people
my mom doesnt have sex. all she does is make goulash.
he's taking so long cause he has to stop every 3 seconds to take a screenshot
and 1 hour of it goes into discord

or look up old chat logs from 2 years ago
ryza is hard

the mouse + keyboard controls suck

oh, fuck you lol
you asked for it
i hate the internet
i'm too lazy to get my controller to work with ryza

Luna
What the fuck
too lazy to get it to work
Luna what are the specs on your PC?
Blue 
Light discord.
yeah you delete that white discord


Get that shit out of here

i didnt even recognize it as discord
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
I have a very clean mouth
I call it Disney swearing
Light mode users deserve no rights.
Gulag all the light mode users

oh ye
ina had pirated ryza
might be why his controller gives him the middle finger
guy are you ok
That s word isn’t even mine lol
doesnt dark mode save battery life?
I was quoting someone
Shit isn’t a bad word
Everyday bro with that disney channel flow
i have a filthy mouth. very dirty.
@warm bluff buy ryza instead of pirating it you rich guy
then your controller will work
Dai

Into the wood chipper you go
pirated ryza works with controller tho.
Imagine supporting the creators of a game


Thighs are good
unless you use some goofy piece of shit
Nintoaster
bitch
actually
i got the controller for you
hut
is that some old-ass magnavox thing or something?
switch pro controller makes it complicated 
yea
The fuck is that shit
magnavox oddysey
phew. that's old.
Whew
Oh wait I’ve seen this fucking thing
i think it's a pong controller
Stop screenshotting every 3 seconds


ok ok

i'll ss every 5 seconds


This is why Iran is being sanctioned
we call him johnny no-balls

because he has no balls
screenshot every 1/60th of a second and post it
i have a few balls
🥁
u bitch
those in your mouth dont count
dam, that deep huh


2deep4u
spaghetti language
when did my language change
stop casting a curse on us
my desk started flying when you said that

no
suddenly less funny
kek


by playing the game, obviously
the chase can be nice
im just waiting for new lewd vn
to release on steam
so ppl can find out im a horny weeb

one of my friends turned his steam private just cuz he was playin some lewd game
like bruh
no but this is real lewd
grow a pair
like the preview on steam
literally has a few scenes on it
everyone knows i'm a horny weeb. what surprises me is the amount of normie friends i have that send me lewd games lol
manor of mystic courtesans
I'm gonna get me Sakura Succubus
What’s that
you know those Sakura X Visual novels
basically more of that
I see
but with succubi
sakura dungeon was pretty solid, by lewd game standards.
Saw some of the scenes
Time to change name Rei
lewd is bad!
and there's a dark skinned lady

and foot's involved
It’s Sunday.
me gusta

not rly that lewd
some of them have proper lewds
but you gotta do some voodoo magic to get it unlocked
it's just weird when your friends say they're not into that stuff, then they send you said stuff whilst also playing it themselves lmao
i cant link it cause nsfw but search up that name on steam
I will

yeah, dungeon exists uncensored
i wanna start up swim club but lazy
mirror as well
there's quite a few of these dungeon crawler kind of vns
theres a literal dick in the preview


it's great that they don't have to censor stuff anymore
yeah, i had one of those too
censoring was a dumb idea anyway
all it did was that people were looking for uncensors elsewhere
and not paying fo rit
it's great that they don't have to censor stuff anymore
nekopara still needs extra money for the uncensors qq
i wanna buy it on steam to pay respect but then I'd have to pay some extra for uncensors

i cant
oh right
Those games must make so much money
you think iran credit cards work outside
at least they realized it's profitable to sell sex. it's something.

i got the uncensored patch online

though i bought the base game


ya guys got some weird namings for it
trial version
Borrowed for free with no intent on giving it back.
those patches exist purely because of steam ver

you get it cheaper on steam but gotta pay the extra $ for the patch
so it amounts to just buying it straight up elsewhere
but with less clicks
and less entries on cc
that's pretty good for people who want a safe version tho
Or you can go on the Nintendo store and buy it for double the price with no patch
ina be like "oh yeah I got a morally questionable download of ryza"
sheesh just say "i pirated ryza"

saving money
i dont pirate games
Switch is dumb
too lazy
All the games are too fucking expensive.

























