avrora-general

[ornate mantle]

Yes

[warm bluff]

She looks pretty wholesome to me

[cosmic pier]

all the botes are lewd if you try hard enough

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

puts on white glove
okay, open up

[warm bluff]

That line sounds a lot less lewd with na translation

[dense wing]

thats gross

its like prinz

[warm ice]

Kawa

[dense wing]

also that one gun that says

[dense wing]

is it time for inspection!? I love inspection!

and im like

[warm ice]

They lewd

[somber halo]

i want to know where this reference came from

[warm ice]

They want you to lewd.

[somber halo]

im curious now

[dense wing]

I do not want to

[cosmic pier]

kawa is the lewdest

[warm ice]

Let’s not get banned now.

[celest basalt]

Lewd

[somber halo]

just dan

[dense wing]

[warm bluff]

This conversation is rather tame for this chat, we won't get banned

Probably

Hopefully

[dense wing]

im probably the LEAST likely of all of you to get banned

[dense wing]

assault

[warm bluff]

Cute!

[cosmic pier]

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

idk if im still on the "staff doesnt like" list

[dense wing]

leona likes me

[warm ice]

Hey! I’m a good noodle! Don’t lump me together with the degenerates found in regular general!

[cosmic pier]

yes yes kawa we know u for leona

[dense wing]

pretty much most staff like me I think

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

I havent met aki though

[somber halo]

leona makes me speechless around her

[warm ice]

[cosmic pier]

same

[warm bluff]

I think there's some people who don't like me for some reason, but i haven't really interacted with staff/mods to make them hate me hopefully

[cosmic pier]

Im speechless around any human being

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

That's what they want you to think

[warm ice]

I just stay here because everyone else scares me.

[stuck copper]

ngl

[dense wing]

but all my instances in dms with aki he prob hates me

[warm ice]

Except Tatoe. I like Tatoe.

[stuck copper]

i literally read that skin as The Glory of Nipples

[somber halo]

oh yeah, aki is in charge now

[stuck copper]

Time to scare you from here too then

[cosmic pier]

who the fuck is a tatoe

[stuck copper]

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

I’ve seen the depths of degenerate hell, you can’t scare me.

[warm bluff]

Those skins are so cute

[stuck copper]

Oh believe me

[somber halo]

#game-news has appeared

[stuck copper]

I come from where monsters lurk

God damnit

[somber halo]

oh

[dapper geode]

I come from

The Frog Hole

[somber halo]

trento is still the best one tho

[stuck copper]

I'm wearing shorts today, why official reveal the skins now

[dense wing]

I am not interested in degen

[somber halo]

but kawa

im interested in you

[warm ice]

Then why are you here?

[cosmic pier]

cuz she's a closet degen

[stuck copper]

[somber halo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/617582930901860372/MutsukiWoke.gif

[warm ice]

[dense wing]

thats strange frayya!

[somber halo]

[warm bluff]

[dense wing]

im not sure why me being a degen is the reason why I gotta be here

[somber halo]

we may be degen here, bet most of you are pretty decent irl tho

[warm ice]

Because you don’t see me irl.

Therefore

You don’t have a face to put to the degeneracy you see here.

[somber halo]

we can change that

[warm ice]

[warm bluff]

I'm garbage irl

[warm ice]

Oh, a date?

[dapper geode]

[ornate mantle]

4 retrofits left...

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

ranobe dear friend

[dapper geode]

Irl I'm nothing special. Ordinary and maybe a little old fashioned.

[somber halo]

where da eff do you get all these coins

[ornate mantle]

Hai desu

[dapper geode]

Can't keep up with Gen Z stuff.

[warm ice]

I’m just a regular college student who takes part in school clubs.

[ornate mantle]

I skip out on some awesome PR coms sometimes...

[somber halo]

im short 24 retros

[ornate mantle]

[dapper geode]

[warm bluff]

I got all retrofits

[warm ice]

When I graduate and become a teacher, how should I confuse my students?

[warm bluff]

Cosplay

[somber halo]

tell them babies are pooped out

[ornate mantle]

It’s okay brother, you will reach the pinnacle soon as well.

[somber halo]

thats what i'll tell my kids

[dapper geode]

Tell them Nelson Mandela was the original face of Uncle Ben's rice.

[cosmic pier]

tell them to stay after school cuz you got some bonus for em

[warm ice]

I got it.

[ornate mantle]

And give me extra homework.

[warm ice]

On Halloween, I’ll come to class cosplaying as Laffey.

And just drink.

[stuck copper]

[warm bluff]

Make all answers in a multiple choice test "C"

[ornate mantle]

No, that’s evil

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Not confusion.

[warm bluff]

Oh actually all but one answer

[somber halo]

i once had a biology teacher that gave us a scantron test, he said if you get a 0% on the test, you get an A+

[warm ice]

No I got it.

[somber halo]

because you know the material enough to intentionally get everything wrong

[dapper geode]

[cosmic pier]

imagine failing at that and getting 1% instead

[ornate mantle]

Yeah I’ve heard of that shit happening in like manga and LN.

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

frayya has seen me irl he knows im a good grill

[ornate mantle]

Fail so hard you’re a genius.

[warm ice]

When I teach about WW2 and we discuss the navy, I’ll use the Azur Lane girls instead of the actual ships.

[somber halo]

kawa was my first

[warm ice]

[somber halo]

[cosmic pier]

wha

kinky

[somber halo]

wait wat

[ornate mantle]

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

cosplaying unicorn and claiming self is a good grill

[dense wing]

wait what

[cosmic pier]

that just doesnt work

[somber halo]

i meant first person i met from this server

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

[somber halo]

idk what you ppl mean

[cosmic pier]

imma just

save that somewhere

[ornate mantle]

Did someone say classroom of the Elite?

[somber halo]

[cosmic pier]

[warm bluff]

[dapper geode]

Honestly can't keep up with this conversation.

[ornate mantle]

First person I met from this server was Avrora.

[dapper geode]

[ornate mantle]

Then we met up with Kaos

[dense wing]

I dont remember who I met

first

I just know I met

[ornate mantle]

Then we found Kawa I think.

[somber halo]

yes

[warm bluff]

It's easy to keep up with this conversation, just randomly type some degenerate garbage and it'll probably work

[ornate mantle]

No we met Frayya before Kawa

[cosmic pier]

yeah ina knows the wae

[somber halo]

you're degenerate garbage

[cosmic pier]

ina is the most degen

[dapper geode]

But I'm a fucking turbo normie.

[cosmic pier]

[warm bluff]

I'm pure garbage

[ornate mantle]

Waow

[somber halo]

you know what they say

[dense wing]

and you all saw I am pure

[cosmic pier]

uhh

hot

[somber halo]

one man's trash is another person's trash

[dapper geode]

Turbo Normie - when you do everything a normie does but better.

[ornate mantle]

Pure degen.

[somber halo]

what about sandy degens

[ornate mantle]

@last kiln Classroom of the Elite?

[dense wing]

I may have been cosplaying unicorn qi pao that doesnt mean anything

[cosmic pier]

that just means you're a bad girl

[dapper geode]

Cosplay is cosplay. Degen is degen

[warm bluff]

I wish i could just casually cosplay cute stuff

[dense wing]

that just means im cosplayin

I wasnt in character

[ornate mantle]

Ohhhhh, yeah. Sort of... he gets all 50s (average score) on his tests.

[dense wing]

everyone who met me can vouch for that

[somber halo]

so like, why do they call it cosplay and not cosfun

[dense wing]

u play in costumes idk haha

[warm bluff]

[dapper geode]

Out of morbid curiosity, did anyone in history try to make a BB sub or something like that?

[somber halo]

BB sub

[dapper geode]

I mean Submarine BB

Err.

[somber halo]

idk how a sub can store those guns while underwater

[cosmic pier]

I mean

[warm bluff]

Hood?

[dapper geode]

I wouldn't know. I'm asking if anyone tried to make one.

[cosmic pier]

subs could store airplanes

[somber halo]

[cosmic pier]

ask i13

[dense wing]

ask #history

[cosmic pier]

ew history

[dense wing]

and yes submarine aircraft carriers exist

[somber halo]

if a sub has BB guns would it come out of the top or the front?

imagine the effect the recoil would have

[cosmic pier]

@warm bluff I found you

[stuck copper]

I-400 class for nippon and Surcouf were there most famous SSVs

[warm bluff]

Ew

No

[cosmic pier]

its your catchphrase

[somber halo]

oh yeah, surcouf had guns

i almost forgot

[stuck copper]

and planes

[dapper geode]

Cause like, there was that Habbakkuk idea that UK had

[somber halo]

time for google images then

[cosmic pier]

british subs

hah

nice joke

[warm bluff]

I wonder what a modern nuclear sub would be like in AL

[cosmic pier]

that's just indy

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

the actual design of surcouf confuses me

the whole deck go underwater too?

[stuck copper]

ye

it's a sub

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

it goes fully underwater

flying submarine

[somber halo]

[cosmic pier]

land submarine

[warm bluff]

Lewd submarine

[stuck copper]

that's just i19

[cosmic pier]

i19 was a land submarine?

[stuck copper]

no

a lewd submarine

[cosmic pier]

but all the subs are lewd

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

[somber halo]

@cosmic pier excuse me sir, we have some questions for you down at the station

[cosmic pier]

cool beans

am I getting hired

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

more like

answer our survey to have a chance at a free home

[cosmic pier]

hey

that's better than my current one!

[warm bluff]

Free home? Where do I sign up

[dapper geode]

It's a trap

Free homes are a trap

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

@dapper geode do you got anything against traps

[stuck copper]

Hello

[dapper geode]

I have nothing against traps.

But I don't like it when a bear trap catches my foot and almost crushes my ankle

[stuck copper]

Bye bye

[dapper geode]

When I try to run away from wild boars in the forests

[somber halo]

sounds like you have an ample amount of experience

in beer traps

[dapper geode]

I did once actually get chased by a whole pack/herd of wild boars.

Only way I got away was that me and my grandpa climbed up an old watchtower

[warm ice]

[stuck copper]

so

when is Essex

[dapper geode]

Yeah no, there was like 7-8 grown boars chasing us and my grandpa almost had a heart attack lmao.

[stuck copper]

getting a skin

[cosmic pier]

essez ga shinda

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

she already has skin

she aint gonna grow more skin

[stuck copper]

Rei

[cosmic pier]

apple

gotta start with kiwami sometime

@somber halo

[dapper geode]

Bbl

[somber halo]

[warm ice]

The PR grind makes me mad.

[cosmic pier]

why tho

mad cuz bad

[somber halo]

samr

[wintry sonnet]

help

I fell down a rabbit hole

[stuck copper]

no

[cosmic pier]

no

[wintry sonnet]

pls send rope

so I can either climb up or hang myself

either works

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

here, take this, it's dangerous to go alone

[warm bluff]

That sounds lewd

[wintry sonnet]

I was looking over for some HoI mods to spice things up

and I found out there's a My Little Pony mod

literally world war 2 but with ponies

[cosmic pier]

lol

nice

did you know there are al mods

[wintry sonnet]

I did see it

[ornate mantle]

I'm so happy.

[cosmic pier]

hi so happy

aqu help
I cant get 4* nero

literally harder than 5* ver

[ornate mantle]

Just get 4* nero

[wintry sonnet]

sounds like you didnt spend enough money

[ornate mantle]

LOL

[cosmic pier]

i spent a bit of money buying some snaccs earlier

[wintry sonnet]

see, that's your problem

instead you should be throwing money at quartz

what was it, 30$ for a 10roll?

sounds like a good deal

[cosmic pier]

i just want her so I can throw the gym skin on her and let her rot

[somber halo]

trento be looking like a snacccccccccc

[warm bluff]

$30?

[wintry sonnet]

that's what it used to be on JP at least

I doubt they'd lower it for NA

[warm bluff]

You could buy an actual game with that much money

[wintry sonnet]

why would you buy an actual game that you're guaranteed to get and play

when instead you can throw it on a 10roll in FGO for a 3% chance at a 4* or 1% on a 5*

[cosmic pier]

or just

yno

luccsacc em all

no need to throw money

[wintry sonnet]

how's that going for you

sounds like you're having a no-nero problem

[cosmic pier]

i got the 5*s

good nuff

I have a 5* nero pls

that's not a no nero problem

[wintry sonnet]

then put that skin on her

oh wait

[cosmic pier]

technically its 29$ for a tenner

[wintry sonnet]

unlike in GBF they're all separate units so you can't use the skins interchangeably

[cosmic pier]

you gotta buy a 25, 4 and a 1 pack

[warm bluff]

Is that skin lewd?

[cosmic pier]

your mom is lewd

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

I mean if you find bloomers lewd

then yes

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Bloomers.

[cosmic pier]

ina finds everything lewd

[ornate mantle]

Are amazing.

[wintry sonnet]

bloomers are good civ

we could use more bloomers on al shipgirls

[cosmic pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/514333481061449729/619526503914405898/unknown.png

[wintry sonnet]

prize roulette

is that gambling in my gambling?

[warm bluff]

Lewd

[stuck copper]

more bloomers plz

[cosmic pier]

lewe

[ornate mantle]

Gambling in the Gambling is a high level concept.

[cosmic pier]

that one's more FW/WC style

[warm bluff]

Can't swipe text "lewd" since apparently it's not in the keyboard dictionary or something

[cosmic pier]

you can get everything if you pop enough points

then you reset the roulette

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

the lady of the bitch

[wintry sonnet]

wasn't the FGO one that you can't go back to previous rounds tho

once you advance, everything you missed out on goes to shite?

[cosmic pier]

just dont advance before you get everything

[wintry sonnet]

or, you could just have it like AL did it

[cosmic pier]

but al only has like 5 phases or sth

[wintry sonnet]

dont see how that makes it less possible

what am I exactly supposed to see here

[ornate mantle]

Form skin!

[somber halo]

help, #game-news is too hot

im melting

[wintry sonnet]

there's a reason they're called 2K

[ornate mantle]

When is the update?

[wintry sonnet]

it's named after the amount of dislikes

[ornate mantle]

Tomorrow?

Or.

Tonight rather?

[wintry sonnet]

in like 13 hours?

[somber halo]

tomorrow

[wintry sonnet]

or sth like that

14 hours

[somber halo]

38 hours

[warm bluff]

Cute!

[ornate mantle]

Hmmmmm, are you sure. I'm hearing people say it's tonight.

[wintry sonnet]

didnt the maint tweet say 0:00 on 11th

[verbal obsidian]

all these lewd skins

[somber halo]

no

[verbal obsidian]

do i swipe

[somber halo]

11:59pm on the 11th

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

[ornate mantle]

Yeah.

[wintry sonnet]

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1170954992708046848

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

Dear Commanders,

We will start the maintenance on 9/11 00:00 (PDT). Please plan ahead accordingly for the scheduled server downtime.

For any questions, contact us: [e-mail]

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[ornate mantle]

00:00 9/11

It's tonight!

[wintry sonnet]

I dont see no 11:59

[ornate mantle]

Holt shit.

[somber halo]

oh fuck

[cosmic pier]

holt shite

[verbal obsidian]

[somber halo]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[ornate mantle]

WE'RE GETTING PASTA BOTED LADIES AND GENTS.

TONIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTT

[verbal obsidian]

[ornate mantle]

[wintry sonnet]

good thing I just capped on coins today

[warm bluff]

I'm not ready

[ornate mantle]

I'm at 90k coins.

[somber halo]

ranobe my dearest friend from AX

[wintry sonnet]

should have about 105-110k coins when maint is over

including mail

[somber halo]

i require a small loan of $1 million

[cosmic pier]

we're getting pasta boted?

that's kinda dangerous

[ornate mantle]

Of course my dearest friend from AX.

[wintry sonnet]

Pizza di Pasta

[ornate mantle]

Pizza Pasta fuckin' Lasagna

[warm bluff]

I'm gonna order pizza tomorrow

[ornate mantle]

Oh shit.

[somber halo]

BITCH LASAGNA

[verbal obsidian]

swipe my brothers swipe

[ornate mantle]

I need to order pizza tomorrow.

[warm bluff]

Hopefully i get better luck

[ornate mantle]

Wait.

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

So do we order pizza.

Before we roll.

[wintry sonnet]

inb4 azu orders deep dish pizza

[verbal obsidian]

who needs luck when u can buy gems

[ornate mantle]

Or after we roll.

[somber halo]

fuck

do i farm coins today or farm choukai

[warm bluff]

Order pizza, cut into pentagram, roll

[somber halo]

[ornate mantle]

I'll skip that second step.

[verbal obsidian]

farm coins while farming choukai

[ornate mantle]

Burglars aren't in my house.

[somber halo]

but choukai takes all my oil

[ornate mantle]

I got Choukai.

[somber halo]

[wintry sonnet]

I got Junyou today

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

only took me about 45k oil

[verbal obsidian]

u dont need oils for rolls

[ornate mantle]

But HIyou wants my oil.

[verbal obsidian]

[wintry sonnet]

now all that's left is choukai

[somber halo]

fuck fuck fuck fuck

[ornate mantle]

Junyou is also missing.

She's stollen like 10k oil already.

[verbal obsidian]

[wintry sonnet]

on the + side

[ornate mantle]

Okay guys.

[wintry sonnet]

we only got what

[ornate mantle]

I think I'm gonna go buy.

[wintry sonnet]

3 ships construction exclusive?

[ornate mantle]

Some Itunes gift cards.

[somber halo]

fuck, i still dont have sandy kai

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

frayya my brother.

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

yes brother

[ornate mantle]

We will get you ssandy kai.

[somber halo]

dude

i still need

[stuck copper]

rip frayya

[ornate mantle]

This is swear.

[somber halo]

1 gold cruiser bp

[stuck copper]

i hope you got that mic at least

[ornate mantle]

I need.

Like 9 Cruiser BPs.

[somber halo]

i mean, i have the mic this whole time

[wintry sonnet]

I already have sandy kai at home

[ornate mantle]

For York and Exeter.

[wintry sonnet]

Sandy kai at home:

[ornate mantle]

I need 10 Gold Cruiser BP for the entirety of my Cruiser retrofits.

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

im currently farming isuzu

[somber halo]

doing hard mode dailies rn

[stuck copper]

she refuses to drop

[wintry sonnet]

what else is new

[stuck copper]

also, i need that all halloween skins

[wintry sonnet]

ever since world 7, all the rares seem more rare than foxes

[stuck copper]

seeing as i got foxes pretty quickly, everything seems more rare than foxes for me

[somber halo]

niizuki was the rarest one for me

been farming for niizuki since crimson echoes and got her last month

[ornate mantle]

It's been weeks since i got a gold cruiser BP.

[stuck copper]

i was tired of farming maya though so i went back and decided to start farming all the other ships that ive missed up to w9

[wintry sonnet]

think Agano was the most oil spent for me so far

[cosmic pier]

just get lucky

[wintry sonnet]

but Isuzu takes credit for most sorties required

[ornate mantle]

By far Maya is still the most Oil I've spent.

[cosmic pier]

same

i spent a shitton of oil for the 15 maya dupes i got

[somber halo]

okay, last hard mode daily attempt

[cosmic pier]

[somber halo]

if i dont get this GODDAMN bp

[ornate mantle]

I bleed it brother.

[somber halo]

i might as well get it from the event store

[ornate mantle]

AHHHHHHH A LIME.

[wintry sonnet]

well, not the worst nozo I've seen

certainly more usable than Pound for me

[warm bluff]

Cute

[stuck copper]

Hello

[cosmic pier]

[somber halo]

WATDAFUK

im so sad

[cosmic pier]

its called rng

[stuck copper]

Sad!

[somber halo]

random number generator

im gonna generate my number up yours rei

[cosmic pier]

gay

[somber halo]

no homo

[cosmic pier]

all the homo

[somber halo]

homo optional

[ornate mantle]

Moderate homo

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

homo on the side

[cosmic pier]

homo in the shadows

[ornate mantle]

Man I can't wait for this event.

AHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA

[somber halo]

im not ready

[ornate mantle]

I'm so excited.

[somber halo]

someone help

[ornate mantle]

I wanna burn some cash on these skins.

[cosmic pier]

just be ready

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

I was gonna stream my rolls.

But streamer luck is a lie.

[warm bluff]

I'm at 52 cubes right now, I'm so screwed

[cosmic pier]

streaming gachas

[ornate mantle]

Are you jealous that I can stream.

[stuck copper]

I'm at

100 cubes

[cosmic pier]

not particularly

[ornate mantle]

You're jealous.

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

no im rei

[somber halo]

its my right to be hellish

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

hellfish

[ornate mantle]

So no gold cruiser BPs again.

todsy

[somber halo]

im so sad

yeah yeah yeah

[ornate mantle]

I'm sad boi today.

[cosmic pier]

just be happy

[somber halo]

no u

[ornate mantle]

I am happy

[verbal obsidian]

[somber halo]

no i dont want to be happy

[ornate mantle]

162 cubes, 100k coins.

[cosmic pier]

imagine farming dd bp

[ornate mantle]

Imagine being rei.

[ornate mantle]

[wintry sonnet]

post-sandy kai

[ornate mantle]

How many Retrofits do you have wtf.

That's so many.

[wintry sonnet]

I'm missing like, 5?

[somber halo]

meanwhile, my blues

you dont know how much i do cruiser hard runs

[wintry sonnet]

looks about right lel

640 T1 cruisers for me

doing 8-2 every day for the past month or two

[ornate mantle]

I'm missing 4 Retrofits now... I need 1 Cruiser BP to make it 3.

And then tomorrow it goes back up to 5.

[wintry sonnet]

I'm missing, lemme see...

[somber halo]

1 cruiser BP for sandy kai

[somber halo]

someone shoot me

[warm bluff]

I wanna flex mine too

[somber halo]

dem chips tho

[wintry sonnet]

Sims, Hermes, Acasta, Ardent, Exeter and Emile

[ornate mantle]

Idk how you guys get so many wtf.

Maybe it's because I skipped out on like 1-2 months of Hard modes.

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

its not us

its you

idk how you're retrofitting so godddamn fast

[warm bluff]

Ya skipping out on hard mode will do it

[wintry sonnet]

1-2 months of hard mode would set you back, yes

[ornate mantle]

LOL

[wintry sonnet]

that's like 6 prints every day

[ornate mantle]

Yeah, I guess I caught up pretty fast.

[stuck copper]

formidable swimsuit

my god

yes

[ornate mantle]

YES PEACHIE.

COMRADE.

[warm bluff]

It's so cute

[ornate mantle]

We're whaling hard this event.

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

BROTHER THE MILK

It calls me

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

another addition to the solo legwear club

[ornate mantle]

ANSWER HER CALL.

[wintry sonnet]

[stuck copper]

I must partake

[ornate mantle]

Partake of the milk.

[stuck copper]

🥛

[warm bluff]

Make a solo legwear fleet

[ornate mantle]

[wintry sonnet]

Sounds like a project I can get behind

[somber halo]

i think this was the plan

make trento hot
plot twist: blue rarity and easy to get
plot twist to the plot twist: give her a hot skin
profit

[ornate mantle]

@wintry sonnet : I'm missing... Sims, Acasta, Achilles, Exeter, and York.

[warm bluff]

Only other ship i know off the top of my head with solo legwear is Columbia

[ornate mantle]

I'm on the last node for them all except Sims.

[wintry sonnet]

I mean that's already a 1:1 fleet

[ornate mantle]

And York obviously.

[wintry sonnet]

tho i think there's a 3rd solo sock

yea, Carabiniere

she's a solo sock girl

[somber halo]

why not solo stocking?

and high heels

and black hair

and big boobs

and qipao dress

[warm bluff]

lewd

[cosmic pier]

[somber halo]

oh, and light skin

[wintry sonnet]

I wonder what their idea of pasta botes is gonna be in terms of gameplay

in KC Pasta botes are quite particular

[ornate mantle]

Wdym their idea... like their specific niche?

[wintry sonnet]

Battleships can use seaplane fighters and bombers, cruisers go full firepower while sacrificing torpedo

and DDs are especially stronk asw fighters

so I'm curious how AL will tackle them

[cosmic pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/514333481061449729/571670747810889748/unknown-2.png

[ornate mantle]

Man.

Guilo is... perky.

[wintry sonnet]

since you know, seaplanes are garbage and asw is pointless

so they'll have to give them something else

[cosmic pier]

its ok they got pretty nice stats in their charts

[verbal obsidian]

new ipad and apple watch

[warm bluff]

Wow rich people

[ornate mantle]

You're rich too.

You have a job now.

You're part of the workforce.

Moving up in the world.

[wintry sonnet]

well, all the pasta battleships have a D or C torpedo stats

[warm bluff]

Job doesn't mean rich unfortunately

[wintry sonnet]

so I guess that's gonna be one thing they can do

[verbal obsidian]

just be smart with your monies lnaba kun

[wintry sonnet]

Zara has E for Torpedo so I'm guessing gun boat mebe

[verbal obsidian]

i didnt spend much until i paid off all my loans in one giant chunk

[warm bluff]

There's a huge problem with that though

I'm not smart

[cosmic pier]

just hire hita as your manager

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

[wintry sonnet]

Littorio's looking fun tho

dat Shelling and HP

[warm bluff]

Bad AA

[cosmic pier]

litterio

[wintry sonnet]

dont need AA if you can juan punch everyone

[cosmic pier]

smh

[wintry sonnet]

one worrying thing

pasta guns had ass accuracy

so perhaps it's gonna be a jean bart situation

when they hit, they hit hard, but they can't shoot a broad side of the barn with the dispersion

[verbal obsidian]

[wintry sonnet]

also, we're getting a full pasta fleet

3 backliners and 3 frontliners

[somber halo]

but no CLs?

[wintry sonnet]

nope, 2 CAs and a DD

also no carriers

guess we'll have to wait for rerun before aquila

[warm bluff]

I know i won't be getting a full pasta fleet

[cosmic pier]

just luccsacc em

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

like most of em are free shit anyway

[ornate mantle]

Luna.

Your luck has been godly since the start.

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

But Le Tem broke you.

Believe in your luck once more.

[warm bluff]

Who?

[ornate mantle]

[wintry sonnet]

actually, did you get temmie in the end?

[warm bluff]

Who's that

[wintry sonnet]

I take it as a no

[cosmic pier]

a cute bote

[ornate mantle]

He got her.

[cosmic pier]

he got her on the last day

but is in denial

[wintry sonnet]

kek

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

But she broke him too badly.

[cosmic pier]

he 'hates' her

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

how bad are your cubes now

[ornate mantle]

Luna if I can spend 1000 cubes on two ships.

You can lose 500 for Le Tem.

[cosmic pier]

its ok aquan is up there with you

[wintry sonnet]

pls

[cosmic pier]

you can catch his feet or sth

[wintry sonnet]

I already got above 1000 cubes

[ornate mantle]

I've only gone through it twice.

[cosmic pier]

@somber halo you can have some of my prints
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/561089251153018880/Screenshot_20190329-115751.png?width=962&height=542

[ornate mantle]

Bisko and GH.

[cosmic pier]

gay heart

[somber halo]

that old ui

[cosmic pier]

hey its only from the 29th of the third month

not that old

we're like what

9th month rn

[ornate mantle]

I like Le Tem.

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

She's a qt.

[wintry sonnet]

she's ok, but not gonna win any awards for me any time soon

[ornate mantle]

She has some cute fan art.

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

DDs kinda have too much competition going

[ornate mantle]

But goddamn Formidables Fanart.

[cosmic pier]

just wait till they announce a skin with her feet tomorrow

[ornate mantle]

Has been godly.

[wintry sonnet]

Azu

did you see Oouso's fanart

of Concord cosplaying formi

[ornate mantle]

I haven't.

[wintry sonnet]

imma dm it to you on the offchance

[warm bluff]

Nicholas needs more fanart

[ornate mantle]

LOL.

[wintry sonnet]

it's rated questionable but I think it's a bamboozle

either that or I'm so desensitized to lewd shit I dont see it

best to be safe tho

[ornate mantle]

OH.

I found it.

It's amazing.

This is why i became a scientist.

[wintry sonnet]

looks like Oouso found himself a new favorite bote

can't wait till he draws more shoukaku fanart

with her l2d upcoming

[ornate mantle]

Oh this is the Feet Master.

[wintry sonnet]

yup

his shoukaku stuff was what ultimately got me to start playing

[ornate mantle]

He is your gateway drug.

Rather.

His Shoukaku is.

Oh wow.

He drew Loli Shoukaku.

[wintry sonnet]

yea, he did that too

also sent you the pic that made me cross the line

[ornate mantle]

I love Shoukaku.

She was the first ship girl to make me wanna commit sudoku from all the cubes I lost.

[wintry sonnet]

iirc Shoukaku came to me rather quick

[ornate mantle]

She took me about 250 cubes.

[wintry sonnet]

it was Hyuuga that took forever, kek

[ornate mantle]

LOL

[wintry sonnet]

kept getting Ises all day long

[ornate mantle]

God, I know a guy

[cosmic pier]

same

[ornate mantle]

Who apparently didn't get an Ise.

[cosmic pier]

heckin hyuuga

[wintry sonnet]

5% rate up

[ornate mantle]

After rolling about 200 cubes.

[wintry sonnet]

cool memes

[cosmic pier]

that's normal

[stuck copper]

yorokobe

[cosmic pier]

shounen

[ornate mantle]

I mean that's strange to me.

[wintry sonnet]

go away kirei

spook someone else

[ornate mantle]

Not getting Ise of all things after that many cubes.

Is unreal.

[cosmic pier]

aqu
that crystar game thingie
has some stand like stuff
and my stand is voiced by kirei

[ornate mantle]

YAMEROOOOOOO

[cosmic pier]

got spooked hard first time I heard it

oh hey a rare once in a 500 years cura/curlewd art

[wintry sonnet]

wanna know a fun fact

Kirei's voiced by the same dude who voiced Alucard in hellsing

[stuck copper]

yes I'm kirei

hello

[cosmic pier]

aint watched helsing

[stuck copper]

shounen

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

you should absolutely watch hellsing

[stuck copper]

what if alucard watches u

[wintry sonnet]

he doesn't

he's too busy killing nahtzees

[stuck copper]

but ur a nazi

so

[ornate mantle]

He's not a vampire though

[wintry sonnet]

whatever you say, commie

[stuck copper]

Yam

[ornate mantle]

Commie, lmao.

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

you might not have a red name anymore

but once a red, always a red

[cosmic pier]

I mean

he can make his name red anytime he wants

[wintry sonnet]

welp, half of degeneral's screwed now

[cosmic pier]

no u

[wintry sonnet]

honestly dont get the point

if he's too dumb, he propably won't know where to put it anyway

[cosmic pier]

in the nose

formidable just gettin all em arts in instantly like em thots

only one I like is the one rated explicit

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

and well the one with vampire

[wintry sonnet]

not really surprised

big tiddies + gothic maid outfit

that's like Japan's favorite thing

right next to cat bras and virgin killer sweaters

[cosmic pier]

and the skin

non jp's favourite thing

[warm bluff]

[calm zenith]

[cosmic pier]

njiiim

[calm zenith]

reeeeeee

i

[cosmic pier]

i killed artorias or whatever his name today

[calm zenith]

whatever his name?

also how'd u do vs arty

good ol' flippyboi

[wintry sonnet]

come to think of it

we have a gothic maid, we already had virgin killer sweater with fusou

where's the cat keyhole bra shipgirl

we need to fulfill the holy trinity

[warm bluff]

Future akashi skin?

[calm zenith]

cat keyhole bra akashi was a good

in c96 iirc

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

uhh

like 2 deaths

[calm zenith]

so did u kill manus then?

[cosmic pier]

he once shot me once after I got him down to like 4%

went berserk

no i didnt kill anus yet

didnt even reach him

manus*

[calm zenith]

lul

uhh, the tracer chick?

[verbal obsidian]

[wintry sonnet]

AA fiesta incoming

[calm zenith]

arknights

[cosmic pier]

lol

time limited secretary quest

and that random laffey rental

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

oh hey vamp voicelines

faster than lex

[carmine coyote]

So do we setup AA turrets in this upcoming event, or is Sandy going to show off her AA skills after her retro now?

[wintry sonnet]

whoa

Shiranui free skin

nice

I dont have to pay for bunni footsie

[calm zenith]

nice cv updates

for

not bataan

[carmine coyote]

That's probably why she wants you to come to her shop still

[cosmic pier]

batwho?

[carmine coyote]

Zara is still Honolewdlewd

[wintry sonnet]

I mean, she certainly knows how to get me to visit her shop more

if she dresses up like this more

[carmine coyote]

Which is why I'm getting her L2D swimsuit no matter what

[cosmic pier]

"dresses"

[calm zenith]

i'd be fine with that skin even if the black underlayer was removed

[cosmic pier]

more like

[carmine coyote]

Dem leggings

[cosmic pier]

"if she's show her feet more like this"

[wintry sonnet]

oo

so, not a 7k bullshit box you gotta get from shop

[calm zenith]

yeah thats an issue

lol

probs gonna replace all my summer 7k box skins

[cosmic pier]

looks like a normal 7k bs box

oh

completing

[calm zenith]

yeah its not 7k

[wintry sonnet]

yea, it says completing the event

[cosmic pier]

its ok you're still gonna get dupes

[wintry sonnet]

which... sounds weird now that I think of it

[cosmic pier]