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you could always buy 5 nets weekly and abduct animals.
you can just do it with Linnea for free 5 times a week now lol
YES
was gonna say name it after me but i guess thatll work....
jk
nice man
whats it gonna be like?
Either my first or middle name
My first name is pretty English anyway
Like Hood
oh nice
So probably HMS Oliver
if you ever make a submarine call it after me
Of course
Submarines should be easy to model
what time scale you gonna base these ships/boats?
The Admirals iirc,
Were gonna be Hood, Howe, Nelson, Rodney
or something to that effect
You can be monitor uboat😂
of the Battlecruiser lineage
Like Surcouf
HMS Penguin
Nelson and Rodney got their ship
although my name isnt penguin it makes more sense
What about Howe
ive seen lol
Does Oliver sound English?
This was before the Nelsons started
My mum gave me it
irl
It was between Oliver, Thomas, and uhh
I forgot the last one
Thomas sounds stupidly English too
i was gonna be a Lawrence 
my name isnt much better
I am stupidly burnt out rn, I can't finish much in NavalArt
And side tracking myself with War Thunder
Nathan
hey sonar team, i know you guys are working hard, but something tells me that you got the position of this guy just a little wrong
Bowsette makes a better woman than Peach
ill need to think about this
yea you right
Ikr
Barbara WHY!?
#genshinimpact #genshin #原神 #shorts #fyp #genshinmemes #hoyocreators #linnea #chasca #dahlia #seamuspegg #venti #barbara
Dahlia: Venti is Barbatos.
Barbara: You tell me this fake shit again and I'm going to break your knee caps.
Im pretty sure everyone in the whole fucking town knows Venti is a god
and Barbara is just refusing to believe it
This Sykkuno situation is so funny to me
He legitimately is a douchebag but these girls are such clout demons that they somehow managed to look worse in comparison
Unreal
It's just...high school drama shit
all vtuber shit is just drama shit

A30 yeah
Climb into the easy access hole
jezus fucking christ hoyo
Nicole: Clamor Within
︀︀The Silent "Mage," the Voiceless "Angel"
︀︀#GenshinImpact #Nicole
︀︀
︀︀Many of the stories Nicole envisions begin with a phrase as old as stories themselves: "Long, long ago..."
︀︀Perhaps, for some authors, "long ago" is less the threshold of a tale than a refuge from all further questioning. For once a story is consigned to unreachable distance, all the people and events bound up within it may as well have faded into obscurity, leaving no path by which the present might truly follow them back.
︀︀And yet, in Nicole's thoughts, those stories of "long ago" endure still.
︀︀Long ago, the lights of many nations filigreed the earth in gleaming gold. Long ago, the daughters of heaven wandered in carefree grace betwixt divine courts and mortal cities. Long ago, the sovereign of ages past, who had descended into deepest darkness, had not yet brought disaster back to his homeland. Long ago, the three radiant moons that hung aloft in…
thats an entire book to introduce the next character
and where the fuck is Alice, I want Alice damnit
Ah shit
FH6 looks so good
FH5 was so shit
Mexico was not a good place to host a festival
Hopefully 6 does it better
I know there's gonna be so many people on a specific road, in a specific car
I'm also gonna live out my fantasy of just driving through the outskirts of Tokyo on a very rainy night
nicole is mega
too bad they're gonna refuse to make her good bc she's actually anticipated
It looks like thing when Japan the game
The last time a Hoyo game made an anticipated character op, they started hating her so much every content in the game afterwards was made specifically to screw her over lol
only for mono ice to still clear
They will never bench her
Don't you have a room covered in vtuber merch still
He never said he hates it, Rime loves seeing people fight like monkeys in a cage
Doesn't change it still sounds funny coming from him
Anything I can say from this point on will sound very rude so
Sigma Mustang
Which one was that?
I don't count Star Rail cause I think that games just hates everyone that isn't a current banner unit
ZZZ is going that road tho
Well now i kinda want to hear it 
Also isn't that just mihoyo in a nutshell
it's gotten pretty bad in genshin yeah
0 balancing skill
zzz can't judge and don't play hsr
Even the "nova star" buffs in HSR aint exactly going crazy
All i remember is that miyabi was a must have because she was so op
and then they made that other chick that CN loves
Tape is failing. Gave up.
I genuinely believe the only thing keeping ZZZ somewhat "balanced" is the fact the devs don't know what they're doing
Cause they are trying
2.x was already very disappointing to me
Hoyo games have to be played the same way you'd drink perishable products
Anything past trigger is a letdown imo
Consume fast and if you get too much, expect them to be spoiled eventually
i played the entire story now
I love Miyabi but I think they started dropping the ball around her patch. You can tell they rewrote part of the story to hype her up
what were they smoking
Lol
oh yeah failume heights is about to fucking explode
go on a date with ye shunguang
so fucking stupid
And rewrote the game itself too 🏃♂️
slop ass character
That's no exaggeration. They actually changed game core mechanics
I like Dialyn and Nangong.
Character wise they seem fine.
Lucia is hot but her gameplay is ass and I still don't know what etherveil is lol
How before you could only ULT with one character and the way resources are accumulated and used
oh yeah
Woah varia realised it isn’t Christmas
"Lets remove all the modes and mechanics that made it stand out so we can turn into a worse Honkai Impact" -Mihoyo
it's always christmas
somewhere in the world
I mean i have had this name for like 4 months but i am glad you finally realized
I like that you can ULT with all characters now, it's better imo, but that change definitely impacted how units perform
did you build decibels faster?
It's legit messing with a product you already sold
Actually idk how half the mechanics work in ZZZ. All I know is Miyabi lol
I totally get why they did it because I remember just using Jane’s ult when I ran my anomaly team pre change
but
It was irritating
if it's an improvement
I think the team were mad they made animations nobody got to see
I think it was all things considered. My only complaint with gameplay are the shill buffs
Story is getting better, the waifu peninsula arc was just ass
so far i'm having a great time with the game though
it do be a servicable game still
That was why I hopped off
I think ZZZ has the most potential of all hoyo games, it's just in the hands of hoyo
Like i said. Dw. They will fuck up
It was mainly because it felt like Hoyo actually dared to be different and not just copy paste their formula and story structure over to another game
Even when the goal is right there
Yeah, can't expect hoyo not to fuck it up
And then they changed a bunch of it anyhow
i just hope snezhnaya will be good for genshin man
Yeah, they didn’t trust themselves or their playerbase
i'm just so tired of these nod krai patches
At the very least, if the story gets bad again, ZZZ has one over all their other games
The skip button
i thought you where gonna say the animations
The animations are nice yeah, storytelling is still more compelling in ZZZ
But not even a good format can save trash writting
ZZZ spent all their animation budget on Nekomatas agent story
I feel like they have been cooking with HSR now more than ZZZ. I don't know about the most recent stuff obv but idk if its enough to pull me back. Not to mention i don't really care much about the characters
One thing that pulls me away from all hoyo stories is how they reuse npcs
They look so bland compared to playable characters
It's like trying to watch Yu-Gi-Oh but you see SpongeBob in the background
Zzz doesn’t have that problem, even the random nobodies are cute
It's definitely better in ZZZ
You can still tell they're npcs but they're better designed
Which is why some times I wonder if people are just dumb enough to actually believe random npcs will become playable
You can tell they're npcs
shepherd playable when
I just play PGR. I’ve been pretty happy with it so far
Pulchra was maybe the one exception
or they just see big booba and go "i want playable x!"
"More men" even if said men look bland af
At least make more characters like Lighter
He's cool
Both the Yuri and the men crowd have like that single thing as their whole personality
Man, just pull whoever looks nice to you
i mean
now if she could stop breaking down the door to my office
Tbf, anyone who makes anything their one personality trait are annoying as fuck
You know you love it
the babylonia finance manager does not
Erh. HSR has gotten quite a lot of cool NPC's too.
and feel the need to actively shit on stuff that's not yuri/men
I think it's cause Hoyo games are so accessible, the most npc people will also hop on it
Just give her a key.
Simplest solution
Pulchra didn’t look like an NPC, neither did that gigantic baboon guy
I had to mention Pulchra cause technically we can't confirm she wasn't gonna be playable
That’s her actual character trailer
But imo she looked like they had planned to make her playable anyways
respect zzz devs
She was already a boss fight so they actually had a moveset and animations for her
Lucy disagrees
https://i.imgur.com/jNibh4E.png Kuchiba when :cope:
How Hoyogames work:
“Do they have a noticeably better model than other NPCs?”
They are gonna be playable
The classic hoyo outfit of one leg
chasca is that you
I feel myself losing, inching closer to accepting furry every day... staying strong is hard
It helps that Pulchra will actually ruin your life, that's hot
suspension bridge effect
Pulchra sure gave some of you lot your furry awakening huh
backed by psychology
Stockholm syndrome isn't so bad after all
One day the bartender from Penacony will be playable. One day...
i thought the fanarts were exaggerating
I like how she holds her tail like it’s her bff
So what this chat implies is that we need more furry characters with big booba and tail huh..
She's honestly such a good accessible f2p unit too
of course
She's just good
i started building her bc i got kinda fucked
and the 5* standards i got so far were
I got tail posted
Grace is meh so youre ok there
she got buffs tho right
DO NOT FIGHT THE FEELIN
the abloom stuff
Pulchra is good food
for now the plan is billy pulchra nicole
Bro I hope Koledas buff isn't cope
We just need another Pulchra
Please don't give her a shit buff
Zhao is meh
and others are for Bara bait
Inb4 they just give her more daze
just 0-100 reliably
Launch stunners got crept because anyone that’s not a DPS is just another flavour of support
Ew now i def do want to
thank you for reminding me
The problem is the game started with stunners that actually stunned. Now they need to do everything, and also stun
Panda girl did
Nangong is so op, it scares me to think how bad the next stunner who replaces her will be
Dyalin started it tho for sure
Void hunter level stunners for some reason
free ult upgrade is crazy
fuck hugo in particular
Qingyi surely still best stunner right. Surely
Quingyi is cute and I want her, but man, she really did suffer the most
Even Lycaon sees more use
lycaon's pretty alright now tho no?
Lycaon has defence cleave so that keeps him relevant
def cleave? wasn't it just res shred
He has ice res shred and stun damage +
Yeah it was Nicole that had the defence thing
at least zzz buffs their characters smh
wonder what they'll do with qingyi then
or they hate her
they prob do
But you know as soon as they're buffed, the meta is gonna get way more annoying not long after
she isn't Yu whatever her name is
like burnice
Same with Zhu
Fucc Yu
Bro, I think they hate Burnice more than Miyabi
There's nowhere to use her to make her shine
oh it was Yixuan. Whatever. They are all the same
they know people like her and will pull for her
so no need to make her good
the hoyo classic
Firefly syndrome
Speaking of. Guess who is coming back next banner with a buff
instead of himeko
Isn't break actually still good in Star Rail?
considering there has been 2 new break characters
yes
even DoT is back on the menu
but they are busy doing that whole elation bit atm
so that is gonna be their focus and new OP unit
The ugliest thing in Star Rail imo, is how you need a team full of whatever path to make them work
Silver Wolf?
I like how at least in ZZZ I can make a Frankenstein team, and it works
either silver wolf or Evanscia
I got sent a link mentioning a silver Wolf themed car
Lycanon looks pretty good too.
You can make things work. its just never gonna be as effective ever. Nor are you going to clear any of the content for gems
silver wolf 🤤
Ah right yea u can win a car
with a silver wolf design
crash it like a real gamer
Self driving hacker car
I mean, I just split whatever I have into 3 teams, even if it doesn't always makes sense
And I can clear
But I will say, HP inflation is so bad now
Atm though both Rememberance and Elation are very reliant on others of the same path
But the characters inbetween
like Ashveil
can fit wherever
I remember trying to use DoT teams with non 5 stars, and bro it was so shit
But he is no girl so obv no interest
Well yea why would you ever use 4 stars. They stopped making em for a reason
(I am partially joking. I want 4 stars back.)
yixuan 
Fuck, I want an S rank Piper
When did ZZZ last make a 4*?
Recently then
i think that one loli is also going to be 4* right
she got a big ass A on her hat
She looks like a guilty gear character
she kinda does
Then again, so did Billy
do we know the reruns for next patch yet?
Aria doesn’t know what an ice cream is or how to eat it
Is she actually that forward, or is this fan headcanon?
Not to that extent, but she is very forward
Calls hangouts dates and is very cocky
iirc in the mini polychromes event she hints at liking you romantically, telling you that you don't understand romance
Leeds gonna be safe
Wise definitely doesn’t so she’s right
...So it is fan interpretation. Got it
The fan comics and memes are 100% exaggerated
But out of most delusional fan material, in game Nangong content is actually very fan seevicey
At least it’s exaggerating stuff that exists rather than just making stuff up
Idk if thats much better
yes
Idk, cause idol would be like haha thank you for being a fan, which, Aria is somewhat like that, but with Nangong it's straight up that she flirts with you
My favourite livestream is number 12
found out this female character from Hell's Paradise is voiced by a dude...I will.never emotionally recover
boo hoo
boys makes the best girls. And vice versa

do not tell him who voiced ash ketchum
we need some twinks
Pokemon was not a part of my childhood, try again
sorry you grew up with cocomelon then
Outing himself like that so willingly too...
Guys can't even agree on what they like in a woman
name must start with a P
Puta
something like that
Yes. That's it.
Unfortunately, that is not what I am, I prefer less rather than more
Flat if possible
🏳️🌈? 
How the jiggle work there
Hot take, I don't care for ears or tail that much. A girl who acts like a dog is way cuter than a girl who has ears and tail but acts like a regular girl
So like oumi atago?
- it's shinano, so yes

- i'd readily believe shinano has a couple muscles that let her just do that for no reason
who
Let her do that yes so I can...
Pass.
Good. All for me
No, they look like dogs, they don't act cute
Which ones fit as an example
But, I am not going into detail about that lol
Fair
❤️
Big sister love
GOD DAMMIT
this hurt
But strangely, when I served pumpkin, she reaction was that her really didn't like it 

uhh
I've only seen her in clips and such
but pumpkins are her friends
(I think she is a pumpkin spirit or smth?)
No wonder she doesn't like it when I serve her pumpkin lol 
bruh
serving her corpses of her friends
Maybe she will come in the future but the date has not been set yet.
Don't like her much, also, rolling the last banner left me poor currency wise
I kinda regret gacha her
But I was lucky to get ED before because it was the same tier as Yomi, although it was a pity

Cowayo cowayo
I have Yomi, I want the one that's kinda naked that is all elements
Forgot her name
Uros
Is this.....
is there a law against nikke?
Yeah, she's not coming for a while
But that's why I have to save, otherwise I can't mlb her
☠️☠️
Me looking at Nicole’s kit and just seeing that I have zero fucking units that can be used alongside her 
Damn you 
Nice

I love clickbate
little did she know
Mondstadt's strongest soldier

lmao and a normal Delta.
alright lets see
give me that core +7 helm
aight whos op for elysion cause i gotta revise this wishlist lol

Let's go! 1 million
what the fuck is this team they just gave me

They want you to use stelle as a dmg dealer
Only

What game is that
Nvm
destruction mc is so fucking bad deadass the cipher they gave me did more dmg than her
Perish one by them
One by one *
What it's called her second skill
Fuck

iam practicing river flows in you on piano
You play the piano?
yes
Will you play Moonlight Sonata? The third is best
It's better to have a dickhead, than being a dickhead
Insert oogway ascends
O CAM TRY
oops caps
i mean i can try
Where are you bro
ITS A PARKOUR GAME
i accidently end up somewhere so up
theres no way to go down

Jump idk
only way to do that yes
lol
actually i used a bug to get up here theres no thing that i can use to get down
Oof
ok why is trying to open edge resulting in firefox popping up
i don't even seem to have msedgeredirect running wtf did i do to my computer
like after you click a link?
i think you set both as default browser
😭
after i try to open edge from the start menu 
what
weird
it didnt happend to me
there i opend it
check settings
ok well i had installed a thing to stop windows from opening edge against my will https://github.com/rcmaehl/MSEdgeRedirect and it seems to have worked a little too well
what is this
windows 11 sometimes tries to bypass the default browser setting to open something (e.g. a help page) in edge. or used to, idk
this doohickey prevents that
L for windows as always
try to set up default browser again
It's trying to put you on the better browser
Goddamn...I can squadwipe 1 vs 2
atleast genshin is still getting 4-stars
Know your cabbages


i need more cabbages


mmm squad
I'm still flabbergasted that the nekopara gacha did actually release
if i dont get maple i uninstall
nah
and Fraise is in the intro

should install it in my PC tho my phone doesn't run the models as smooth as I would like
arknights endfield uninstalled 
i keep getting "install new version from store" lol
Don't play endfield 🥀
Yes use English
Nekopara 
bro is really gonna miss out on PTSDContingency Contract
welp FGO, granblue fantasy, BA let's see if this game does keep me logging in every day or I just leave it



still missing on Nero bride 
Fps lagg CPU lol
TIME TO LEARN HOW TO REROLL IN THIS GAME
holy fuck
expect a lot of
The download has failed
Try you play learning speak Japan / English... Nekopara
thank god it doesnt start over from 0
WHAT? NAMES ARE ONLY UP TO 8 CHARACTERS?

N-e-t-o-r-a-r-e
thats an actual name.
nah
but 8 is a bit short

maybe it's intended for JP names
long names are written in few letters in Japanese
your nickname what's
like Sei Shonagon
does the game stop you from entering the name in japanese?
nope
it doesn't
that's one solution then
Wife
-# switch to a jp keyboard layout, select katakana, and type exactly that 
the best combo

Random KGV images
my top main games combo would be
- Maple Cinnamon
- Azuki Coconut
3.Vanilla Chocola
more competition for nikke?
nikke doesnt take this long to load

I play FGO
if it takes longer to load than nikke, i don't think i wanna try it
ILL SETTLE FOR VANILLA. COME HOME.
I want Maple
I'll settle for Vanilla.
Or uhhh
looks on twitter

not her btw lol
I'll take her.
or her.
me I'm saving
NAW DOG DONT SHOW ME THE VIDEO AGAIN
speaking of which
inupara is in development since AFTER released
welp considering after dev time we have a long time for inupara
....
aight im afraid of posting some of this cg
it got some visible nipple bumps through clothing going on lol
nice
wtf are the rates
what is the gameplay even 
Rates: Initial player reports suggest a 4.5% rate for 5-star rarity.
nah fuk this shit
bro...
Pity/Guarantee: A 300-pull guarantee is reported for obtaining featured characters.
300???
REDRAW?
I mean I got Vanilla... Do I wanna reroll...
beginner banner that lets you redraw until you have what you want?

idk game crashed lol
i never got to hit the button and find out
I MEAN I CAN LIVE WITH VANILLA
AND THE HORNY CAT
she looks familiar
AND THE TINY CAT COVERED IN CAKE BATTER
YES YES YES
im gonna reroll
HOLY
until i get sakura or akdut
MC nekofied his sister?
bro this game does not like alt tabbing lol
yes
ok how do i reroll lol
now I want inupara even more lmao

Pull all any
What the hell game is that 
no news of inupara tho ai ai ai we might be cooked
bro im afraid of posting half these roll cgs. lol
especially Rin.
Oh I got Muffin... REROLL TIME
who is rin

alright im kinda getting tired of the intro screens lol
DEFINITELY CANNOT POST FENGLI LOL
IS THAT MAPLE?
WOO
Cats
game will release in steam lmao
ok i cant post Rin either way
bleh
okay ngl this is cute
depends
I will just play it

COME ON GAME
while I wait for Inupara and also cope that this characters appear on a main game with all the juice stuff


CEO of catgirls fr fr
having second thoughts
well yeah yeah the gacha is all good
nah lets keep rerolling
I want to see the cats
now put all this characters into a main game and lemme do the dirty to them
SHES DEAD
He's just starting goddess fall
They know people will drop the game once they get their favourite so they make it more streamlined
i keep getting the chuuni one. NOT EVEN BOTH. JUST THE LONG HAIRED ONE.
lol.
the coconut cg is conveinently censored
is that chocola
eh
work faster nekoworks
reroll
I need this shit in my life bitches
does it have a PC version
I have got it pull her Rin 
Is it on pc
game crashed
me thinks this game is unstable af
inb4 i gotta reroll again
the game breaks the minute i try to open the store

bros...
soon
will release in steam there's the section already
wishlist it if you rather wait for steam ver than start in mobile
Bugged stuck lmao
Keep.
me I will stay firm and wait for inupara and any of this cute gacha characters to appear in a main line game so I can well you know do them

Double chuuni cat?
yes

Pink and blue minato aqua cat
spoiler most of the year is trash
...
d
does soilei open for you? it keeps freezing for me lol
yes
who?
this year is shit
Yeah freezing bugged lol
Stuck
like good things happening:
yu gi oh full art cards, das finale part 4 of gup, this gacha and idk maybe inupara news?
and still missing on Nero bride
How many years did they delay this for?
Wow.
Yostar was supposed to make this
Cat fantasy got there first
instead yostar made Stella Sora
LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE
shit looks ass
just checked it I prefer nekopara style
looks at gameplay
will have to check on PC with emu
aside from that
my eyes
hope they add at least one of this nekos to a main game
Bugged lmao
soon we will do the doggos
dogs > cats
well then
inupara should be in development
here is a post of all the announced stuff
Himawari, Mimosa and Anemone are the ones I like
Anemone will be doggo Maple so I'm in
Nekopara Uninstall 
Posted 11:06 AM March 31, 2022
thats my time zone too.
which means it was posted
6 AM, April 1st, 2022 in Japan


🤣
as stated officially by them
it was not a joke
NEKO WORKs new project!!
【イヌぱら(INUPARA)】
Produce:さより(Sayori)
Story:ハサマ(Hasama)
Character Design & Illustration:さより(Sayori)
Theme song
【いぬのおうた(Inu no outa)】
Singer:ななひら(Nanahira)
Composer:Aiobahn
Lyrics:にゃるら(nyalra)
『いぬのおうた』を歌ってみたい人向けに
カラオ...
We're talking about the company that posted Catboy Paradise on April Fools too.
first comment is literally nekoworks replying with a not a joke

and they still have the banner on of inupara in twitter
and then they released it
yea for free with nothing about it afterwards lol
This summoned Rime like the word Falklands summons an Argentine
tho case of inupara is it was prob planned way beforehand
in nekopara 3 Shigure has a line about dog girls
she literally says "and next dog girls"
in fact sekai project does have a page up for inupara



after 3
nah
we going for nekopara 2 with a new protagonist too
unless inupara is now the new thing but after that what? nekopara 2
actually can i add neko after to my game list yet






this is the only rin you need