off-topic

[pulsar shard]

sadly the nature of modern naval conflict means that it isnt viable

[wise sky]

Awwww

But lowk

Who would handle firing a 480mm gun better

A frigate or a modern destroyer

[pulsar shard]

a modern frigate?

[wise sky]

No

A frigate from back then

[pulsar shard]

back then being age of sail or ww2?

[wise sky]

Age of sail

[pulsar shard]

and is the 410mm gun from ww2?

[wise sky]

MATE

[wise sky]

No Yamato guns

Oh mb Yamato guns are 460mm

Instead of 480mm we changing it to 460mm

[pulsar shard]

id have to go for the modern day destroyer but ill double check the tonnage and displacement of both

[wise sky]

I just looked up going by their weight a destroyer will handle it better

However they’ll both prob break in 2

[pulsar shard]

same

[pulsar shard]

its right there

[wise sky]

WHERE

[pulsar shard]

right there

[wise sky]

Ohhhh it’s green stairs

[stoic rampart]

That's shiny?

I would never notice the slight difference.

It's not even that obvious

Compared to this other shiny fuck.

[iron dune]

yeah congrats chisa owners

[subtle latch]

Glad I wanted Chisa 🔥

[shrewd zenith]

[stoic rampart]

Wait, I dont need to Overload Gear to get favorite item?

I DONT

[honest zealot]

if chisa owner dosent have astrites to pull another one

[iron dune]

be me
cartetia, no coconut
peeb, no zani
memet, no lynae, no mornye
sigrika, no qy

[subtle latch]

"What's wrong? I thought you wanted Cantarella irl?"

[stoic rampart]

Moran item done.

Welp now for... idk Centi or Zwei.

[subtle latch]

We got:
Double agent
Japanese schoolgirl with reality-cutting scissors
Impostor amogus
Gold Ship

https://tenor.com/view/sigrika-sigrika-wuwa-drop-kick-wuthering-waves-gif-218954599981489083

[stoic rampart]

alright the only ones left to do are Centi and Zwei.

[subtle latch]

I got Cartethiya out of all of that. And you know who I pair her to? Carlotta

Should've gotten Galbrena and Lynae cuz I wanted an all gun team

[iron dune]

banners

...

where's lynae tf

[subtle latch]

No Lynae? LFGGG I CAN SAVE FOR HERRRR

I will not be in astrite hell

[iron dune]

double dick formation is wild

4-0 lmao

[torn trout]

Can I send games here too?

[iron dune]

❓

[raw tide]

Arne Slot wants to be sacked
Xabi Alonso in

[subtle latch]

At this point, investigate for match fixing 😭😭😭

This shit is diabolical

[heady light]

waiting to see Arsenal knocked out

[iron dune]

FORTUNATELY it's "just" fa cup

they already got many of it
but if they even bottled this epl...

[untold crystal]

shadow truck

[proven cargo]

I'M DONE!!!*

[glass torrent]

For play WT

[rancid saffron]

🤢

dont get me wrong, mx master mice are perfect for productivity, but gaming?

that 125hz polling rate is aweful

[proven cargo]

there is no gaming in there

[glass torrent]

[proven cargo]

For gaming, i'd use the Razer Basilisk V3 Pro 35k

Basically just a better copy of the g502 lightspeed

[glass torrent]

Mmmmmm

[stoic rampart]

what is that thumb wheel for?

[subtle latch]

https://x.com/i/status/2040375571713347784

katsu (@katsudumps)

tangina SOBRANG GANDA utang na loob apakan mo ko ako pa magssorry ako pa luluhod pls lang MOMMY HIYUKI kahit saksakin mo ko ako pa magtthank you kahit apihin mo ko mamahalin pa din kita kahit ayaw mo sakin ok lang di naman masakit parang hinati mo lang ako pero ok lang basta ikaw

X · Apr 4, 2026, 10:26 AM

Same bro

[rancid saffron]

my guy, can we get a translation for that

[subtle latch]

Fight me and my Carlotta mouse

[untold crystal]

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1st9nBAEPp/?share_source=copy_web&vd_source=d4a6f42f40c8e590e6d8fbd7925390cc

training mode in one of the CS CN servers

[subtle latch]

"Mf SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL debt of gratitude step on me I'll be the one apologizing I'll be the one kneeling pls lang MOMMY HIYUKI even if you stab me I'll be the one thanking you even if you crush me I'll still love you even if you don't want me it's ok it doesn't hurt anyway it's like you just split me in half but it's ok as long as it's you"

[rancid saffron]

looks cool from a distance

but holy god the close-up looks ass

why is she in like 20 pieces put together

[subtle latch]

Had to cut it ngl. The adhesive sucked ass and the sticker bends due to the aggressive curves

[subtle latch]

Close enough for me 😈

[rancid saffron]

"heat gun"

though obviously, dont apply too much heat

[subtle latch]

I have no such contraption in possession 💔

Tried heating it, the aggressive curves still wouldn't flatten the sticker

[rancid saffron]

also, dont you feel the sticker/edges in your palm when you use the mouse?

[subtle latch]

It's a fingertip mouse

[stoic rampart]

Bro that mouse looks violated by that sticker

[stoic rampart]

Oh. My 502 just hold left and right on the middle wheel.

[proven cargo]

i'm also showing the gestures here. hold button + move mouse = custom action.

[stoic rampart]

I saw that mouse on an auction and I was like "Should I?"

[lapis goblet]

not really

[proven cargo]

i recommend the new mx master 4 over the 3s

[untold crystal]

holy shit

[lapis goblet]

you can just use something like AutoHotKey on a second keyboard

or numpad if that's your thing

[subtle latch]

Really the only way to grip it (not my hand btw)

[proven cargo]

yeah- or do the exact same thing- one handed with your mouse

also more intuitive with less buttons

[rancid saffron]

is this a mouse for ants

[subtle latch]

Tbf, my Viper Mini had it worse with the grip skin 💔

[subtle latch]

Fingertip mice. Quite a funny genre of gaming mice
https://youtu.be/JitnM_muqgU?si=dn56zCnd9gQvM-8p

[lapis goblet]

if you wanna be a big boi for customization

try vinyl

and wrap it like its a car

[stoic rampart]

You wanna know how to make a good mouse? Get clay, mold your hand, 3d scan it, print it.

Ugliest mouse in the world that only fits your specific hand

[lapis goblet]

Use an eye tracker to move the mouse

[subtle latch]

Only to use a super aggressive claw grip

[subtle latch]

Osu players prefer pen

[lapis goblet]

if you wanna feel uncomfortable the whole way:

[proven cargo]

mx master is basically as good as it gets i think

for office / workflow that is

hold top = OS level naviation (virtual desktops)
hold back = desktop level navigation (apps)
hold forward = in app naviation (pages/registers)

[subtle latch]

Definitely more comfortable than Razer's abominations

[lapis goblet]

for workflow, its actually pretty good to just remap the whole numpad as macro buttons

[stoic rampart]

https://x.com/TEAtea_cos/status/2040424563897663647

テア(てあ) (@TEAtea_cos)

#NIKKEcosplay

ウンファ‼️

X · Apr 4, 2026, 1:41 PM

[stoic rampart]

Wtf. Is this the American school mouse?

[lapis goblet]

if you're willing to go the extremes, a whole second keyboard as macro buttons

[subtle latch]

Btw how does one get that bubble menu thing?

[proven cargo]

It’s really cool. I like it a lot

[lapis goblet]

Yes, all 107 keys as macro buttons

[lapis goblet]

so you thought:

[subtle latch]

Tbf, it was built with RPG and MOBA games in mind 😭

[stoic rampart]

Thanks for reminding me, grocery store.

[proven cargo]

logi options plus, with a mouse that supports it.
Preferably the mx master 4, since it has full haptic feedback (vibration) support for it.

[subtle latch]

If you still have terrible aim with this, it's time to pack up and uninstall shooters

[untold crystal]

mine is zerodate X70

[stoic rampart]

Why does it fucking have vibration lmao

[untold crystal]

didnt spend money

[lapis goblet]

the humble G304

[untold crystal]

so I keep using it

[stoic rampart]

I mean it's cheaper to buy an AR 15 than build a PC right now.

[subtle latch]

Logitech does way more fun stuff in the non-gamer market holy shit

[lapis goblet]

incidentally there's mods like this for the G304:

[subtle latch]

Ominous color

[subtle latch]

Ngl I love this colorway.

[proven cargo]

If you raise volume, you hear it

[untold crystal]

its color-changing

not always red

[subtle latch]

Damn that's cool af

[proven cargo]

desho

[subtle latch]

Ah, the usual RGB I see

[proven cargo]

the gesture and actions-ring features are game changers dude

[whole stream]

I coudnt resist, i had too

Once again in the 120 level grind 😩

She deserves it though

[reef isle]

????

4$ increase

[rancid saffron]

reverse discounting

[untold crystal]

799＄

[reef isle]

Man, what people been doing with new snape is somethin else

Snape Dogg - Always Pinnacle of it

so far

[subtle latch]

Tough times 🫩

[rancid saffron]

harry potter for a "modern audience"

well they can keep it

[reef isle]

yeah people have been takin the piss out of it

with dripwarts

and such

[subtle latch]

Snape if he was in Hufflepuff instead of Slytherin

[reef isle]

Tbh, people were caught off guard that it was even AI

with how well done it is

[subtle latch]

☠️

[rancid saffron]

reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtnt84CDP-s

like that guy started off with videos that were barely a minute long

now there's 8+ minutes of this shit

[reef isle]

thankfully there's nothin in the vid thats nimi pingable

[proven cargo]

@stoic rampart @subtle latch

[rancid saffron]

i just dont get what the fuck they were thinking by making snape black in the remake

then again, im getting old anyways, i dont understand why they need to do a remake at all

[reef isle]

No hate to the actor, naturally.

if they remade it and kept things as close as possible

[proven cargo]

he did accept the role, tbf-

[reef isle]

people wouldnt be pissed at it\

[proven cargo]

like, he could think himself "hmm... am I the right guy for snape"

[rancid saffron]

this yeah, he knew what he signed up for

[reef isle]

just probably mandate

[rancid saffron]

like, the world would explode if the reverse happened where a black man got portrayed by a white man

[reef isle]

ryan renolds as white panther

[subtle latch]

Oh that's satisfying af.

[subtle latch]

The question is... why is there even a remake? Just add the movies into the streaming sites and you get unlimited money.

[rancid saffron]

"money"

ehh whatever it will probably fail miserably, just like that prequal for lord of the rings did that amazon funded

what was it again... the rings of power?

[proven cargo]

Check this out

[rancid saffron]

brother, im playing this D&D minigame-cutscene in genshin, immediately rolling nat 1

[subtle latch]

Bro's got so many streaming gadgets fr

[proven cargo]

actually just 1 thing (and I don't stream)

[quasi prawn]

Can anyone rate my first DIY dagger?

[proven cargo]

https://www.logitech.com/en-eu/shop/p/buy-mx-creative-console

the mouse is a godsent at my workplace.
use it for siemens TIA portal, ms visio, autocad design review and excel

oh and EPLAN

[vestal moss]

what does the wheel do
horizontal scrolling?

[stoic rampart]

230 euros lmao no

[proven cargo]

all whatever you configure it to.
In my case just system volume. I only have 1 profile on the dialpad itself

[vestal moss]

a

[subtle latch]

[proven cargo]

this shit's cool.

• press the discord icons to instantly move to that exact chat
• press obs functions to change scene, save buffer / start|stop recording
• like the current spotify song

cool af app.

[rancid saffron]

Today's sponsor for this chat is Logitech

[proven cargo]

you bet they are

Epic

it's so fun to play around with

don't forget to use code #VICIOUSPINK20 for 20% off of your first purchase in the logitech store!

[digital folio]

pls ban!

[merry bane]

where are the vitamins?

and the health and safety warnings

[mint mist]

USS North Carolina

[stoic rampart]

... YOU BASTARD

[pulsar shard]

would she fly

[rancid saffron]

common physics say "no"

[pulsar shard]

Has a thrust to weight ratio of 1.4 😭😭😭 what are they putting on her 😭

[heady light]

add wings

[pulsar shard]

I don't think you need wings tbh

[rancid saffron]

give it a can of Red Bull

[heady light]

fly like a penguin

[pulsar shard]

That'll make her fly

[pulsar shard]

Frick off

[rancid saffron]

https://klipy.com/gifs/penguin-slap-4

[pulsar shard]

now this is better

mental cruise speed

[untold crystal]

trash AI translation

[pulsar shard]

😭

[heady light]

Noisy stronk

[proven cargo]

Me rn:

challange, can you spot any song in there?

[stoic rampart]

The middle row is just what my keyboard already does lol

[rancid saffron]

pretty sure that spinny wheel that he has ALSO has that buttons, and i think i spotted a logi keyboard as well that im 100% sure has those buttons

[pulsar shard]

feel good inc

thats it

[stoic rampart]

Oh yeah the one with the wheels that he binded next/prev and play stop

[rancid saffron]

having 3 devices for the same kinds of actions is mental

[stoic rampart]

Ikr

I'd just get one to launch games tbh

That's it

I don't see a use for it.

But not for fucking

$300

Holy shit

[proven cargo]

you even understand what i'm doing?

let's round up 230 Euro msrp to 300

[rancid saffron]

it takes me more time to move my hand to such a stream deck thingy than press the windows key for search, type in the first few letters and press enter

[stoic rampart]

win logo
type program name

But honestly having it just as an application launcher is probably faster to me.

[proven cargo]

guys, this is 100% faster than what you'd usually do.
I am adding songs to 3 different playlists, for some songs multiple at once.
specific playlists sorted by tracks/songs/hits

[stoic rampart]

If it will launch the .exe instead of hoyoplay

[rancid saffron]

we arent that OCD about playlists

[stoic rampart]

I don't have a playlist

[rancid saffron]

start spotify/youtube and just let jesus take the wheel from there

[proven cargo]

it sucks do have wanna listen to songs and then have a 7 minute quiet falling celeste inbetween

[rancid saffron]

[stoic rampart]

I'll just listen to the trash Eurobeat on my phone

[pulsar shard]

why are you doing the konami code every time a new song comes on

[stoic rampart]

And if it's in my pocket, I'll use my watch to control it

[vestal moss]

how do i make google sheets write these numbers with a trailing k in place of three trailing zeros?

[stoic rampart]

Lol

Format

The cells

[proven cargo]

top left is basically (soundtracks mostly)
bottem middle is songs.
top right is "hits" the stuff my family can listen to without telling me to turn off the music.
I quickly press the buttons going trhough my songs rn

this thing speeds the process up by 5-10 times

[pulsar shard]

oh right

what other songs do you listen too

i only noticed feel good inc. by Gorillaz

[stoic rampart]

Could just write equation to be like:
[(Num / 1000) = Value] k

Or something like that idk I don't excel even tho it's on my resume. I have to have the program open in front of me.

[rancid saffron]

custom number format with

[<999950]0.0,"K";[<999950000]0.0,,"M";0.0,,,"B"

[digital folio]

i just write down the link and pigeon mail it to my house

so much simpler

[proven cargo]

guess if you want to

[pulsar shard]

i only reconise Gangsters paradise and the undertail one

[heady light]

oooooh they've scored

[pulsar shard]

who?

[heady light]

south hampton

arsenlul out

[proven cargo]

imagine this right after gangsters paradise https://open.spotify.com/track/1D8rPH0aDdngu30BGaz67B?si=38976558161f4f1d

[past moat]

https://x.com/magatsuizanyagi/status/2040438255066202316?s=46
what type of drink would atelier be?

vivi (@magatsuizanyagi)

which part of the burger combo is your favorite jrpg series

X · Apr 4, 2026, 2:36 PM

[raw tide]

Dothack is underrated
Especially the GU, even though the ending is rushed

[wanton roost]

.Hack is getting a new game

[wanton roost]

liking Shifty D

[stoic rampart]

Yeah I bet you would

[raw tide]

Yeah, but forgot the date
I watched the trailer, looks new and hope that is not real online game

[stoic rampart]

I swear some of these designs are like

"Who the fuck are you?"

[glass torrent]

Uuuuuu

[wispy basin]

They bottled it!

[stoic rampart]

ok bye.

[vestal moss]

[stoic rampart]

should i report his message as a hate crime or something lol

[meager wing]

Bruh momento

[pallid glacier]

let the mods deal with. idgaf lol

[stoic rampart]

but it do be funny tho

[pallid glacier]

Its also useless imo but heh

[stoic rampart]

but its a 2022 acc. it'll be funny.

[heady light]

blocked

[inner mantle]

when does taihou bunny comes back to shop?

[stoic rampart]

ask general

this be off topic where we talk about dumb stuff

[inner mantle]

right sorry

[glass torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/chevreuse-genshin-impact-genshin-fontaine-junk-food-gif-71201159313123493

[stoic rampart]

You know what's funny tho? He hates the Japanese.

This is a Chinese game.

[meager wing]

He be like

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-japan-forgive-gif-12790194733858828197

[stoic rampart]

YEA LOL

I WAS LOOKING FOR THE SAME GIF

[pallid glacier]

Chatgpt scambot when

[patent wing]

https://tenor.com/view/500word-essay-atp-avoidingthepuddle-aris-gif-21381852

[heady light]

need mr beast giveaway

[stoic rampart]

[wispy basin]

Damn did arsenal losing make him snap or something

[stoic rampart]

I wish they let me set the bride arcana or the arcana with child image as my wallpaper

[vestal moss]

consult the dollar green cat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481563225140105378/1486412829924786288/caption.gif

[glass torrent]

segs

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-heavy-pootis-perfect-enjoy-gif-24940564

[stoic rampart]

Red Soline

[heady light]

guns

bottom girl has shitty pistol

[pulsar shard]

Genuinely never seen this guy before

Who do you think you are

[hearty jewel]

EFF Collection so far

[stoic rampart]

Its just holstered. She uses a lmg.

[heady light]

the Karl

[pulsar shard]

derringer is good bro

[stoic rampart]

You know the dude already left right?

[pulsar shard]

I know

But I'm saying

Who does he think he is

[pulsar shard]

FAL better

[heady light]

single shot too situational

brrrrrr impossible

[pulsar shard]

It's 308

It's gonna hurt

[stoic rampart]

Dude literally said nothing since 2022 lol

[heady light]

if it hits

maybe just got out of jail today

[pulsar shard]

Also the Australians in nam made their SLRs fully auto

[stoic rampart]

BROOOOOO IMAGINE IF THEY GAVE VESTI THOSE PANTS.

[pulsar shard]

They named it 'the bitch' lol

[heady light]

thats a cool gun

[pulsar shard]

They'd take of a few inches of the barrel

Sawn off fully auto FAL

Few things are better

[heady light]

so the bitch prefer less inches

[pulsar shard]

Hmmmm....

There you go

[heady light]

grenade launcher?!

[pulsar shard]

That's the underbarrel on the m16

[heady light]

wtf is that legal to own?

[pulsar shard]

Yes

[heady light]

how much are the grenades

[pulsar shard]

You can but you gotta fire non-lethal

So smoke

[heady light]

explosive rounds pls

[pulsar shard]

But divert your eyes to the lower gun

That's the bitch

[stoic rampart]

Bro the design was almost a big dog and Liter showing her ass. lol

THE OCTOPUS

[heady light]

double handle eeh

yeah the front does look a little bit short

lmao

[pulsar shard]

They've glued another SLRs pistol grip to try and make it controllable 😆

[heady light]

geez glueing a gun?

thats based

[pulsar shard]

Beautiful

[patent wing]

look how they massacred my boy

[pulsar shard]

Massacred?

They made it better

[stoic rampart]

"Mary" lol

[wispy basin]

The bitch

No seriously that's what the Aussies called it

Cuz the recoil slapped like a well...

Bitch

I wish it was in Rising Storm 2

Hopefully it will be in Hell Let Loose Vietnam

[pulsar shard]

Yupppp

Love it sm

FAL best rifle

[wispy basin]

Hopefully the next GOM mod update for RS2 has it

[pulsar shard]

Kinda hoping it's in HLL Vietnam

[wispy basin]

Same

[pulsar shard]

Love it when the ANZACS get their recognition

[wispy basin]

Same

[pulsar shard]

🤙🏻

[wanton roost]

kind of reminds me of a Guilty Gear character

[heady light]

KK and KK

[vestal moss]

think kronk has levers to fire missiles instead of buttons?

[meager wing]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ooc-emperors-new-groove-yzma-14rfBl2RMAHtCM

[iron dune]

https://x.com/i/status/2040407316655456258

South East Asia Game Aesthetic (@SEAGamethetic)

I made a tweet about Refused Classification in Indonesia Game Rating System and Indonesian players had reported "RC" or "not fit for distribution" rating is on Steam as well.

Games Affected so far:
Persona 5
Baldur's Gate 3
GTA V
Metaphor ReFantazio

X · Apr 4, 2026, 12:33 PM

wth

https://x.com/i/status/2040464411622883442

Senka ☾〖 Davidbeatt 】| NEW COVER ON YOUTUBE! (@ChouSenka)

UPIN IPIN ANJING AWOEKOKAWEOKEWAO

X · Apr 4, 2026, 4:20 PM

@tawdry acorn

[stoic rampart]

i only know the 3rd word

the 4th word looks fun.

[stoic rampart]

BLANC BLANC BLANC BLANC BLANC

FUCK

[glass torrent]

Opposite

[stoic rampart]

COME ON BLANC

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[vestal moss]

curse of sr rapi on your next elysion mold

[stoic rampart]

we dont get trash here.

rapis are banned.

https://klipy.com/gifs/alice-aris

No Rapis allowed.

[glass torrent]

again

[stoic rampart]

20 dollars tho

nah

[glass torrent]

20$ is tho much

[stoic rampart]

I mean

Let's compare it to the other battlepass skins

[glass torrent]

[stoic rampart]

ok thats hella cute.

i... uh.... that might be a better use of $20

YEA IDK. THIS FEELS LIKE A BETTER USE OF $20 EVEN THO SHE SUCKS LOL

[glass torrent]

[stoic rampart]

im not gonna post the full body lol

[mental cloud]

$20 feels cheap compared to the ungodly gacha skins

[stoic rampart]

yea but like

that viper and blanc gacha skin

[mental cloud]

I already fell for one

Didn't hit as hard since I got it at $40

Still too much for digital pixels tho

[stoic rampart]

man... fortune cat is nice.

[iron dune]

better buy a $20 nikke skin
or tipping $20 on a $22 dinner bill?

god I'll never understand murican tipping culture

[vestal moss]

it is stupid but it's not "double the price on the menu" stupid wtf

the "usual" tip is 20% of the number written on the check i think? and if you feel like tipping less or not at all for whatever reason (say, because you're a tourist who recognizes that the restaurant should just fucking pay your server), you can just do that

[wet laurel]

Gng how is this Minecraft

[iron dune]

idk i just saw a bill on twitter

total menu : $22
tip : $20

this sound wrong but idk what

[glass torrent]

ufff delivery

[stoic rampart]

could be worse.

imagine fucking putting a tax on tips. lol

[glass torrent]

my country have 18 or 22 tax

22 in mayor part

[stoic rampart]

what a scam looks like

[glass torrent]

8%

[rustic marsh]

okay

[glass torrent]

i have 22%

[stoic rampart]

bro the fucking later difficulties are not fun at all lmao

fucking bug ass boss just resists damage no matter how many blessings i have lmao

[iron dune]

"if you could afford $500 bill, then you could also afford to $117 tip"

[stoic rampart]

bro why is it always this ugly fuck

its such an unfun boss

[rustic marsh]

this du is so ass im just sticking to the easier stages cause at least those aren't horrible

[stoic rampart]

ya but the gems for leveling up the hard mode

im considering just fucking waiting for insight mode

so i get free buffs every stage and dont have to deal with this BULLSHIT

[rustic marsh]

the only reason i wanna get up is for the jades but im genuinely debating on even doing them

[stoic rampart]

ya same

theres a point where it becomes unfun

and that point is whatever difficulty im on

mfw they make you fight at least 1 boss so you dont just reroll your starting picks

like bruh thats the most unfun part of this

you gotta beat it 3 times in a row

but you also can't quit and reroll or else that adds a +1 to your counter

[rustic marsh]

if your rng is shit and you don't roll the right blessings the entire run is fucked

at least from what I've learned

the only teams I've been able to get some consistency with is literally just mono rem

[heady light]

What is menu1?

[stoic rampart]

what are you on? im stuck at X6 lol

Hey, Discord.

Go fuck yourself for this.

oh so thats how the gun works.

the left one would have been funny

[stoic rampart]

watching sovereign citizen videos while playing games is fun. you just tune in to the sov say the same crap over and over and then the cop just says some random shit out of nowhere.

"im not driving, i'm traveling."
"yeah, you're traveling to jail."

"what am i arrested for?"
"explains"
"no i'm not. what am I arrested for?"

loops around like 2-3 times before the just stop responding and they keep repeating the same question lol

[azure granite]

https://tenor.com/view/kiroko96-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-zhu-zhu-yuan-gif-4962570340692236584

[spring torrent]

I can either download all of azur lane and delete a game I only play because of a friend I don't wanna be friends with but we need eachother, or I can download only basic assets

I don't know which, because I don't know how annoyed he'll be if I do

[rustic marsh]

lazy as hell so only on x4

[stoic rampart]

i found x5 pretty easy. x6 the second boss gets too tanky..

people said the later stages gets way too tanky lol.

[rustic marsh]

is the x6 boss that thing

the brown thing that looks like a bug

[stoic rampart]

no

its randomized

i just got stuck with it

as the first boss.

[iron dune]

@stoic rampart
nekopara vol. 1-3 : RC, unfit for distribution
meanwhile vol. 4 :

hell nah

[stoic rampart]

3+

LETS GO

[iron dune]

vol 2

why only vol 4 lol

[stoic rampart]

THREE PLUS

[iron dune]

same with gta
V : unfit
SA : 3+

[earnest stone]

it gets better.

Dead Space,a game with literal near lifelike gore,suicide themes and body horror is somehow "safe for kids"

[iron dune]

no cap

[earnest stone]

but somehow chill games like Uma Musume and Neptunia RB;1 ended up with the same rating that would group the likes of Manhunt,Outlast,DooM and Mortal Kombat (18+)

[stoic rampart]

Maple my beloved.

[iron dune]

yeah stop using ai for humanee task

[stoic rampart]

man that bath scene is wild

[earnest stone]

Komdigi = loser clowns

[iron dune]

^indonesian

[earnest stone]

you're a gooner game and your potential collab ip list is this?
get fucking real,NIKKE.

[scenic echo]

86

[stoic rampart]

MEDUCA MEGUKA

[spring torrent]

Fullmetal Alchemist?

[stoic rampart]

picks railgun, sao, and one punch man

[spring torrent]

Did they just highlight a fucking popular anime list

[stoic rampart]

listen, i just want Misaka, Sinon, or Fubuki. lol

[earnest stone]

Oshi no Goyim,Bleach,Sleep Leveling,TEKKEN,One Punch Man,Dandadan,Death Stranding and FMA but not Neptunia,Senran Kagura,Disgaea,Azur Lane,High School DxD,To LOVE-ru,Queen's Blade,DanMachi or Chained Soldier wtfffff warra disgrace 🥀

https://tenor.com/view/disgrace-didier-drogba-chelsea-fc-angry-mad-gif-17626388

[stoic rampart]

I already got the collab i wanted

idc anymore.

[heady light]

Chelsea

[stoic rampart]

as long as it's not some fucking flavor of the year bullshit shounen slop

[scenic echo]

i'm more interested how they gonna be if collab actually happen

[stoic rampart]

how the fuck is dress up darling even on that list

[iron dune]

do that lycoris collab char still jiggleless?

[earnest stone]

well MDUD has crazy fanservice

so it's valid ig

[heady light]

DDD would be cool

[stoic rampart]

chisato's massive tits?

[heady light]

Kurumi

[iron dune]

ain't them asses look fucking stiff back then?

[earnest stone]

@stoic rampart
a NIKKE x Oshi no Ko collabo will be my last nail in the coffin

[iron dune]

even makima tight ass office pants got some jiggle

[earnest stone]

as if killing off Isabel wasn't shit enough,collabing with Oshi no Ko would make me quit NIKKE forever.

[stoic rampart]

you know whats funny

i just realized who that other guy is

[iron dune]

yeah they can implement the mc's ||death scene|| in game

[stoic rampart]

after realizing you're the isabel guy

[iron dune]

🦉

[stoic rampart]

he was that pro-union dude back when sag-aftra was trying to monopolize the industry

[wispy basin]

Lmfao
https://x.com/i/status/2040534715287871877

Southampton FC (@SouthamptonFC)

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

X · Apr 4, 2026, 8:59 PM

[stoic rampart]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KamRwROaSyM

[earnest stone]

@stoic rampart wyd if NIKKE decide to collab with OnK?

[stoic rampart]

gimme my Sajuna and Marin

[honest zealot]

@violet forum bruh this event sucks lmao, keep pairing with people and they keep leaving

take me so long to find one

[spring torrent]

Honestly that show could collab with anything as long as marin wants to cosplay it, so I see it

(As far as I know, sorry, I haven't seen it)

[stoic rampart]

omg stop asking me about Blablalink. I'm so tired of this question on every survey lol

[iron dune]

the goonest of the list

wait it's one level below kill la kill

[stoic rampart]

aww yea 300 gems richer

[stoic rampart]

panty and stocking

[earnest stone]

should NIKKE sell their soul to Aka and collaborate with Oshi no Ko?

[glad harness]

made my list of options for shit im considering blowing my tax return on

havent decided what id like to burn it on

my rough list

[glad harness]

wtf endmin doin in girls und panzer

[scenic echo]

with Doro

[subtle latch]

Ain't that Girls Last Tour

[glad harness]

yeah thats what i was thinking of

forgot the name so i just said that

[azure granite]

Ah...they already finished the manga right?

[subtle latch]

I think?

[azure granite]

https://tenor.com/view/carlotta-carlotta-shocked-shocked-disturbed-carlotta-disturbed-gif-16385353443272928481

[subtle latch]

Anyways, have a bunny girl SR-71

[feral ibex]

It seems that I gradually understand lolicon.

[stoic rampart]

AHH. HE'S HIT ACCEPTANCE.

[subtle latch]

Finally

[merry bane]

https://tenor.com/view/gravity-falls-grunkle-stan-after-all-these-years-finally-i-have-them-all-disney-gif-2624228875844465926

although

not related

I know they had a model back in 2015

[iron dune]

what does bro mean by this

[feral ibex]

？

[raw tide]

This image is good for Arsenal fans

[raw tide]

Yeah, Shame to have a leader like this

[cosmic solar]

My car was broken into while I was loading tires into it. Luckily, nothing was stolen.

The perpetrators were a pair, and they were quick on their feet.

[vestal moss]

lolicons like lolis for sexual gratification. you like lolis because they're cute. those are VERY different things

[rustic marsh]

okay

[feral ibex]

[proven cargo]

why are you saying lolita? what's wrong

[iron dune]

hell nah

[feral ibex]

I mean, in reality, no one should be interested in Lori.

[proven cargo]

oh no, he's sick

i have a friend like this

who unironically avoids words despite them not being banned

yet still talks about them

or have i missed something, and loli is banned?

[feral ibex]

Don't you just slide up? We were just talking about that thing.

[proven cargo]

the dudes that like full blown pre-puberty level stuff, like it both IRL and on the web.
Though they don't do anything IRL (unless they are about to be on the news)

[feral ibex]

Okay, let's skip this topic. After all, no one really likes Lori in reality. Unless he's out of his mind.

[proven cargo]

I always say, saying a pdf is a criminal is like saying that poor people are thieves.
That assumes zero self control.

Good idea

change of topic is here

check out epic reposts of new hardware

Check out stinky- smelly- cheese

heavily ripened

[vestal moss]

huh what kinda info
isn't it enough that my magic trophy pets turn green when they're starving

[vestal moss]

i wonder if this thing could be used for azur lane

[proven cargo]

it can do keyboard strokes, but technically also mouseclicks, mousemovements, makros etc.

Me today….

[sinful igloo]

First time I’ve seen someone in here say a pedo isn’t a criminal.

[stuck wigeon]

Hard drive check required immediately

[sinful igloo]

Shinobu pfp immediate hard drive check

[proven cargo]

would be a long check- i have over 60TB

But no, i'm not a lolicon

[stuck wigeon]

The correct term is pedophile

[proven cargo]

believe it or not, but shinobu (smallest) is one of the few characters in monogatari that i'm not attracted to

idk, i don't have the urge to pujt characters i find hot as my pfp

[thorn obsidian]

They aren't considered criminals until they harm children

[mental cloud]

Reaaaaaaaaally weird hill to die on

[proven cargo]

nah. i don't think so

[mental cloud]

I do

[proven cargo]

remember the normal thing to think back than was to execute gay people for being gay

[mental cloud]

I am not arguing this

Sayonara

[proven cargo]

but hey- at least you comply- that's great

good for you

[subtle latch]

peak

[proven cargo]

i just realized i (could) also do this for games

but it would be rather pointless

[vestal moss]

finally!

[proven cargo]

Technically you can just use it as a numpad

based- bro playing flash games in 2026

[vestal moss]

flashpoint my beloved

[subtle latch]

League players would want that ngl

[proven cargo]

idk- for what?

i think they could just use keyboard, no?

finally 1000

[subtle latch]

true

[proven cargo]

i'm doing this rn since over an hour ... @subtle latch

[torn tide]

Why would you want those remapable keys tho

[proven cargo]

next track -> choose which of 3 playlists to add the song to... repeat

[torn tide]

They are nowhere near fast enough for skills

[subtle latch]

I'd do the same too ngl

[proven cargo]

singing / soundtracks / hits (for my family to listen to)

[subtle latch]

I was thinking items but it won't be fast enough to be useful for Zhonya's or even potions

[proven cargo]

i use the razer basilisk nowadays. but before that i used the naga pro with the 6 side buttons

those where technically made for LoL specifically

[torn tide]

Actual keyboard have way better switches

[proven cargo]

mouse buttons have least travel

[subtle latch]

The Razer Naga

[vestal moss]

6 keys for your items
could this work with 4 more keys for abilites i wonder

[torn tide]

Cherry MX Browns are so fucking nice

[subtle latch]

real

[proven cargo]

you call that: second hand (use kb)

[torn tide]

Just get a Logitech G502 lol, much better button placement

[subtle latch]

I'm more on the lighter side of mice with my first gaming mouse being the Razer Viper Mini.

[proven cargo]

just get razer basilisk- better g502 copy

[torn tide]

Less buttons , not to mention the wired 502s are superior

[subtle latch]

don't be like me who uses a fingertip mouse for League. It's trippy af and cramp inducing

[vestal moss]

💀

[proven cargo]

i less button, but razer uses hypershift

[subtle latch]

tbf, I prefer the Basilisk over the g502... if only there was a left handed version 😔

[proven cargo]

the basilisk is just better, logitech hasn't updated theirs forever.

[subtle latch]

Plus I'm left handed so most side buttons are quite useless to me

[proven cargo]

i am left handed too

but i use mice with my right hand

[vestal moss]

why can't these things exist in left-handed versions

[subtle latch]

tried doing that. Too bad my aim went to 0% with it when I tried playing Valorant

[proven cargo]

tbf, idk if my aim is screwed bcs of it

but i can at least clear 5 Star osu songs with it

[iron dune]

...

[subtle latch]

shooter games are the best way to test

[subtle latch]

I suck at rhythm games

[icy heart]

https://tenor.com/view/carlotta-desuwa-gif-8260341298753723456

Desu wa

[subtle latch]

Carlittle on my tiny fingertip mouse fr

[proven cargo]

osu is a special game, no simultaneous things

all in sequence

[subtle latch]

I'd still suck tho tbh

[proven cargo]

osu really shows the difference between gaming mice and office mice

osu is basically unplayable with the mx master 4

[vestal moss]

me playing osu game with this fucking thing https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FPAVUHC:

[proven cargo]

125hz pollrate & heavy weight

[lapis goblet]

only a matter of time until OSU with neuralink

[subtle latch]

😔

[subtle latch]

Sensors and switches diff

[subtle latch]

Razer used to have the naga left handed

[proven cargo]

I use a vertical mouse too

[vestal moss]

actually appropriate misclick thank you discord

[proven cargo]

after work i can't use regular mouse without hand pain. but with vertical it's fine

[subtle latch]

also the quite rare left-handed Deathadder back in 2010

[proven cargo]

razer still does left handed mice

i think still the deathadder and naga?

[subtle latch]

Both haven't been updated in a while. Deathadder is still stuck in 2010

[proven cargo]

godsent for mmos i'd say

[subtle latch]

the naga is newer but it's not the V2

[proven cargo]

any lunatic listens only to songs like this in their playlist? https://open.spotify.com/track/6lqyY9fhUL9pt6qLLc8S8W?si=8fc3cb53db6d4d61

[shrewd zenith]

Why did i just get her now

[subtle latch]

frfr

although if I use that, I'd have to readjust to the weight

[proven cargo]

not that heavy, is it?

you'd need to use macOS

macos is best conrolled with trackpad (or magic mouse)

[vestal moss]

touhou reference

[proven cargo]

https://open.spotify.com/track/30idCoDYkIShCjz0QfuMjJ?si=088cd4149b3547ac another old school

[subtle latch]

120 grams for the Naga. Compare that to my 60 gram Viper Mini and my 35 gram Keychron M4

[proven cargo]

"no matter how i look at it- it's definitely your guys' fault that i'm not popular"

one of the OG "long name" anime

what do you guys think might be the best soundtrack of all time?

• fitting the product
• decent volume (many songs),
• consistantly great (not just a couple great tracks)

I got NieR:Automata, Undertale & The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

DONNNEEEE

I sorted all liked songs into 2 playlists

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cE5IsW6ZMzGoF2tQNfnCa?si=c4c1ae5df98e4913

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0JPCN1SFttBYkqBP8lKijC?si=39574c1ce15a46fe

[merry bane]

https://youtu.be/uUWulReroa4

https://tenor.com/view/activate-honda-beat-horner-f1-gif-19092104

[lapis goblet]

if I remember correctly

SEGA also has a super fancy setup for virtual horse racing betting

Oh yep, they actually do: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starhorse

the setup is actually fucking insane

literally a whole room

[scenic echo]

horse racing arcades? sounds like an exercise machine perse?

[lapis goblet]

yep, SEGA makes those too

each of those seats also have their own "totally not a PC" under the seat

[scenic echo]

feel like a rougher highs-speed-motorbike kind of pose

[lapis goblet]

its basically a 'betting terminal'

[scenic echo]

they're gambling terminal!?

[lapis goblet]

ye

[scenic echo]

awww

[lapis goblet]

they love betting on horses after all

[scenic echo]

an alternative to live-race-tracks huh?

[lapis goblet]

pretty much

incase you were wondering

[tender marlin]

why not

[lapis goblet]

its popular enough to have spin-off arcade machines like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YQIFSxykww

[tender marlin]

here we have screens and kiosks in bars so you can bet while taking a drink with buddies

[lapis goblet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs_eaaS6LZ4

^and ofc

[tender marlin]

mandatory collab

[lapis goblet]

more like the collab that makes the most sense

[pallid glacier]

imagine if you can throw money at the counter to buy powerup for the horse you are betting on IRL

[lapis goblet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmXKQnyn8DI

[placid cipher]

Does it runs initial d arcade stage?

[lapis goblet]

probably yeah

at least this version of it:

[placid cipher]

No way it has the arcade

[lapis goblet]

like I said

they're basically just PC's

[iron dune]

||https://fixvx.com/i/status/2040347894557954489||

WuWa Universe (@WuWa_Verse1)

3.3 New Aemeath Icon

-Via Seele

#WutheringWaves

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 4, 2026, 8:37 AM

????
||aemeath boss??||

[cedar panther]

Back in the height of arcades, those things had more power than the consoles

[lapis goblet]

They're also super huge boards btw

sometimes its even multiple boards

[cedar panther]

They needed to be huge to connect to the multiple fight sticks/whatever

[lapis goblet]

they're huge so they can fit the relatively high-end hardware of the time

consoles at the time had to use super cut-down hardware to be small

[cedar panther]

They could probably make them on a micro atx board now if they wanted lol

Gabecube arcade machine

[lapis goblet]

for comparison, this is how huge the Neo geo is:

because the cartridge for it is basically a whole miniaturized arcade board

[indigo cedar]

Wow that's an old game system

[cedar panther]

That explains why their home ports were basically 1 to 1 recreations

[indigo cedar]

If memory serves it predates the Nintendo

[lapis goblet]

yep

the Neo Geo is basically an arcade machine without the huge cabinet

[indigo cedar]

I still remember the old altari and turbo-graphic

[lapis goblet]

actual arcade variant of a Neogeo

[cedar panther]

A VHS player attached to fightsticks

[lapis goblet]

the cartridges are fucking huge: 7.5in x 5.5in x .98in

[indigo cedar]

N64 cartridge comparison

[lapis goblet]

yeah

it makes it look like its a memory card

[indigo cedar]

Wouldn't be better to compare the 8 bit cartridge instead

[lapis goblet]

these are actually only large for cosmetic reason

like excessively so:

[indigo cedar]

Wow

[lapis goblet]

Neo Geo cartridge for comparison:

[indigo cedar]

How does the super Nintendo cartridge compare

[lapis goblet]

yeah, it has two of them inside

[cedar panther]

Not the battery

[lapis goblet]

may vary from game to game

[cedar panther]

The forbidden battery that controls your save files

[indigo cedar]

Yeah I hate that battery

[indigo cedar]

I lost of my original Pokémon game data for Pokémon crystal due to the battery dying

[cedar panther]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HEaN0zobcAA5ZMB.jpg?name=orig

So random

[lapis goblet]

I should probably get around to properly fixing my Gameboy pocket

im just too lazy to fix the screen's polarizer

and get around to reviving my PS1

[shrewd zenith]

Lol

[untold crystal]

[cedar panther]

I have a phat PS3 lying around that I have no clue what to do with

can't remember why i even kept it at this point, it's probably busted

it's heavy enough to probably use as a brick to rob a bank

[rancid saffron]

you say that, but i believe a new SAO game is coming somewhere this year, so makes sense from a promotional perspective

[icy heart]

That skill issue here Sunna

https://tenor.com/view/sunna-chinatsu-aria-yutane-zzz-gif-9540519374959573539

[patent wing]

sunna deez

[shrewd zenith]

Bro what happen my character 🤣🤣🤣

[violet forum]

have you thought about asking a friend

it very fun when you play with one

[honest zealot]

oh well I finally managed to complete all after that

[violet forum]

also i have 0 clue where they place the server lol

i'm in sea and hover around 280 ping while my friend who study in italy have 600 ping

[honest zealot]

damn

me keep 200+ ping in match

praying my PC dosent auto shutdown it

[violet forum]

do you plan to do the additional stages lol

[honest zealot]

what's that

[violet forum]

new stages of the coop event

they come out in 2 day i believe

[honest zealot]

oh yea

[violet forum]

i can help you with them if you like,i'm very free next weekend

[honest zealot]

anytime?

[violet forum]

prob around this time?

[honest zealot]

sure

[violet forum]

actually, did you even friended me yet in AK

[stoic rampart]

opens game

Ahhhhh yes. This.

[lapis goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-traumatized-cat-gif-7852054576948114551

[stoic rampart]

sets as wallpaper

[stoic rampart]

wait, that's actually just the GFL1 CG lmfao

[reef isle]

PULL THE TRIGGER

[honest zealot]

no

[stoic rampart]

https://x.com/colinudi/status/1435268842922647557

colin (@colinudi)

The lettuce on a mcchicken

X · Sep 7, 2021, 3:48 PM

[merry bane]

ah yes the salad in my fridge

[iron dune]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2040452951144276334

Tiyasa 𝜗𝜚⋆₊˚ (@trizherssen)

Me in ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Me in Final year
Freshman year

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 4, 2026, 3:34 PM

[violet forum]

@honest zealot

friend me, or else

[void pelican]

Mari?

https://tenor.com/view/iochi-mari-blue-archive-worry-gif-4281219744454318310

[violet forum]

hmm

is she also a nun who like to drink?

[void pelican]

no but they look similar

[iron dune]

welcome back heiter

[honest zealot]

done

some random guy just carried me all the stages except he failed stage 2 at a expert stage

still appreciate it tho

[tiny bone]

yey

@wicked charm now I got R27ER :DDDD

[shrewd zenith]

Cortisol Erpin

[wicked charm]

Time to sweep

[tiny bone]

yes time 'o breed with ma big missile

[wicked charm]

||on my way to shove the long, hard tip of my R-27ER up the rear pipes of F-4Es from behind||

[tiny bone]

R27ER so goood

[royal moth]

Chizh & Co.'s "Phantom" intensifies

[umbral lion]

G Gundam, ABSOLUTE CINEMA
RIP Former King of Hearts Master Asia

https://tenor.com/view/g-gundam-domon-mods-gif-12940622624657290911

Bruh what a gif

[quaint rock]

Incredible

Has to be one of my favorite English dubs in anime too, G Gundam is simply so over-the-top and hilarious it's brilliant

[spring torrent]

Holy shit gundam fans

[umbral lion]

He's a real warrior

Not relying on tech

Just pure strength

Tho his Gundam ability is too broken

https://tenor.com/view/scrape-okuyasu-nijimura-za-hando-the-hand-jojo-gif-14165071

[tiny bone]

russia T95M mission done time for murica

[wispy basin]

You are lucky to have the time to grind

[tiny bone]

ye

I agree

b4 I had work so I couldn't grind the Mig 25PD

[slate oar]

[heady light]

Calibarn will break him

[tiny bone]

maybe in a hour..?

[wispy basin]

I got essays for uni

[grave prairie]

Uni is happy for your essay

[slate oar]

[twilit fractal]

How the fuck are u even getting a match as the US?

The qeue time is fucking insane

Ppl say "oh its hard to get a match in Naval" nah, this shit is worse

Ive been wanting to try the Vark out in this game mode but cant. So ive been stuck playing as the fuck ass Soviets

[glass torrent]

Max 12.0 BR in your Slot

[twilit fractal]

fuck

[tiny bone]

Simple

Don't use F14B,F14A,F15A

just go without anything

[slate oar]

[glass torrent]

F18*

Max F-4

[tiny bone]

Just bring F4J or F4S

Yes

[twilit fractal]

i have no F/A-18 sadly

[glass torrent]

Me

[twilit fractal]

Oof

[tiny bone]

go F4S

[twilit fractal]

Ye its what I brought

[glass torrent]

i have J

but meh

Event E have 9L

and better gun

[glass torrent]

"Permission to launch" Permission my ****

[twilit fractal]

to anybody that plays Nuclear Option: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8DqN6bqMy0

its actually a pretty good fan trailer for the upcoming update

god i wanna play the new fast bomber so badly

[glass torrent]

If I'm in second place and my hand is in a cast, it's worrying.

[tiny bone]

but shitty radar

[glass torrent]

3 F-4 have shit radar

[tiny bone]

at least S, J radar is better

[glass torrent]

Mmmmmmm

sus

[tiny bone]

Aim 9L is easily dodgeble with flares

[glass torrent]

Only if the enemy is 20m from the ground

[tiny bone]

almost no difference with 9P

[glass torrent]

S and J detect enemy 20m from ground or 3km

A-7 is good

[glass torrent]

A-7:

https://tenor.com/view/fernando-alonso-fernando-alonso-f1-formula-1-gif-15409674451501385698

[clever hearth]

https://fixupx.com/TransformersHQ1/status/2040803543406522842?s=20

Transformers HQ (@TransformersHQ1)

Final Scene of Transformers One recreated in old comic book style by @LOAKsOffice!
︀︀
︀︀#Transformers

**💬 9 🔁 417 ❤️ 2.3K 👁️ 28.0K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Apr 5, 2026, 2:47 PM

[stoic rampart]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fVfI3euyKew

"I should do some of my Genshin quests"

I gave it about 10 minutes before they started yapping in an unskippable cutscene and gave up lmao

[zealous hawk]

https://youtu.be/2iRpfcWepLg

[cedar panther]

Peko peko Peko Peko kosh tan tan

[stoic rampart]

WOOOO POKEMON CRIMES

IN CANADA