#maintenance-channel
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So how's maintenance going?
just started
DED
Anchorage's release would be postponed 
So Anchorage will release after this or delayed till next update?
So we won't get extra 1 GB
Guys pls patient, here have a seat
Let
Me
Come
.
1min left
1 minutes less before let me come.
You want to coming?


Why you want to cum?
yes
I GOT IN
it's up
Come for gacha.
Do not cum
Dead
you mean, 121 minutes left
bruh
It's on~~
Got in
I'm in!!

Good
The gate is open!!!
Get cucked
lockdown bois
in and update
Lock it down~~~
Wtf
Got my beloved
🏆
so server is up good to know 👍
Win
Servers up and running
Happy
Me winner
When close?
Nevr
yesterday
Infinite maint
A lot of 🍈 there.
Nube
Close it~~

is maint still going on?
no
Yes
This channel is open so
Got her too 
Maint is open
Will you stfu
hey, use english madman
JESUS

Thighs
maint done
lockdown
Really?
boobies/?!?!?!
You do not have permission to use this command

bro whats with my internet today
Who are you to say this?
They'll close it when they close it
lol, shut up, boot.
whats the build time for the ur
Lock it down~~~
/lockdown
maintenance-channel got locked down.
Now go away
/lockdown
maintenance-channel got locked down.
maintenance-channel lockdown got lifted.

I made a big dumb 
I LOVE spending 6 hours to get what we should have gotten in past 8h update...
We are getting gems with it
100 
I love seeing other games maintenance only in 10 minutes while we getting 24 hours
What's the difference between this
Meanwhile fgo also has like 5 hour maintenance
And this
Apologems 
Look closer at the letter o
/Lockdown
You do not have permission to use this command
I don't see it
5 hour maint, or 5 hour emergency maint?
maint
None, probably a toggle command
This is emergency maint, adding content of last patch, unintended cause "next patch" by JP isn't here...
Well it failed to open the channel the first time, despite the previous use of the command already close the chat
No cause the channel was already open, the first use closed it
Trust, I saw it as it happened
and yet the bot didnt announce the channel was unlocked, only announced it was locked
What is this maintainable about
adding Anchorage to the 3d dorm, as there were a few bugs stopping her addition
takagi typed it with an accent, so bot recognized command wrong
it's like spells in harry potter, you need to be clear when saying them
Yes, lockdown instead of lockdown... instant death
relax by the firepit in the meantime

Ahh maint chaos is back



So Laffey in Private Quarters when?
Guys
Today is Michaelangelo's 550th birthday!
with the Italian event going on, AL timed this perfectly!
woah did you guys notice?
Anchorage is here instead of usual Enty
so does this mean we'll see more of the chibi version of girls concerned in an update (for example like this) and enty on generic updates?
if thats so then great stuff
Bruh I forgot about maintenance today...
Your mind try to erase that memory…
Azur lane official Firefighter…
Hlo
No, but she will play with a beach ball with you if you let her
Only because we are adding her 3d dorm today instead of last week
yea but if this becomes a trend then nice!

game up?
20 minutes
Is it done?
I am in~
Lock it down?


/lockdown
maintenance-channel got locked down.
for Teyvat's cow-milk supply
Wait for livestream
Rikka Takarada best waifu.

we are so back
Is it just me or you can't access the game beyond the loading screen with "Retrieving Latest Version Info"
Is maintenance over?
well theres currently a server maint
we havin fun yet?
if u click on it it changes to ur timing

A pile of ice cream would be better
honestly true
It's hot like in Sahara desert
you need some AC or a cold place
that's a bonus atleast
What is this PC when stuff under AL posts?
begging for pc client
Why don't they use an emulator? I know there are some.
fuck if i know
cause majority of emulators are malware in disguise
they also take up like 189238717623674167234gb of ram
and have advertisements built into the client
steam specifically forbids games from having in game ads that force you to watch them order to play the game
Thx for explenation 👍
all the emulators accuse the other emulators of being malware so i have no real way of knowing which is actually the malware 
Thx again.
Personally I use BlueStax
750 MB 😭
ambasing
a
Here we go, i can feel the suffer already 
Oh yeah? Eradication? I DON'T GIVE A ____!
Homing bricks 
you can't escape the 'ex
That was fast
/lockdown
maintenance-channel got locked down.
maint over smh
SEGGS
what game is this
azur lane
Don't ask I'm going to build more guns.
Hallo #maintenance-channel !!!


Love my wife
Yes
Is the game being for real? The servers were already active right now. 
Yay the game is back online~~
yay early MT finish
update keeps being done early
It's open yep

Close the gate, please

i like these speedrunning devs
Server up!

@heady wave channel locked.

j/lockdown
Lockdown pwease
Cave Johnson
/lockdown
maintenance-channel got locked down.
Open~~~
Sesame
WDYM Plat B is pest?
plat B clogged up the traffic in my village
good thing there's pak ogah who redirected the traffic
not to mention that tomorrow is the mudik flow peak
Shes so cool
This Saturday is the Sidang Isbat for when the 1st syawal arrives
Hello, Maintenance chat
Hi
This is a Crack question, but if you were to send the "Fuck you Baltimore" dealership ad, Baltimore would get mad or sad?
if you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend
you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars!
hey channel
Helo
happy
I'm here to cry
cry you shall
Bro the Suzuya skin not being animated is a crime

(can't be posted in official WuWa discord btw
)
what the fuck tacet mark on the tongue is freaky
Hurry up, asshole!
Got second nun before maintenance 
h
No
Ummm I'm not doing this event, I'll just try to Build by spending 10 to 14 cubes
No more
ok
I don't see the point in doing all this
ok
Franklin hates underwear
Under where?

Who?
Okay, I thought you were going to write something.
Yes
Considering the amount of Uboats they sunk, sure
Ja
real
I won't do that
Feet peak for free
I gonna do it.
You can, I don't have a way, maybe I have 4 cubes
For me it's 500mb
eating potato chips and reading HTTP while waiting for mainetenence end is noice
We need apologems
For WHAT?
My time
i need gem expeditions to not be fake bait
Life is hard man
Nom
car
Car
2 hours left
2 hours left?
Haha, whut?

anyone know the clothes designer
Anyone know where Franklin panties is?
no
gogogo
Still down for me 
Still down

gaem down
Kid named game isn't up
+2 more hours to maint
Gempology
game up
Kid named game is up
woooo
It's open~~~
yeah

Its open
Time for Frank Segs
hours skip time server up
Hamburger
Shh your jail Hamburger lol
@green patio server up 
it is time 
for this sacred grounds to be locked 
Man
It's open~~
Ya
Close the gate~~
Nah
mt done?
Yep
Maybe
ye
no
@fleet niche
The bugs will crawl
/lockdown
maintenance-channel got locked down.
Hello, Maintenance chat!


what is this channel for? asking about maintenance?
Wasting time
it's for goofing off during maintenance. more people come to this server to get their al fix when they can't just play al, so this channel opens only during maintenance to allow tempering one's impatience by spamming memes or whatever
plus #al-general has 15-second slow mode to keep order or something i don't exactly know how this server is managed
I bet 1 hour from when you posted this :3
We get a lot of people who join and don’t know why game no work
So we slow down general because that’s where those people tend to go
Maintenance channel is a privilege we give out when maint is happening so you can be less bored. It’s like, the one time we actually allow memes and random shit, only here, for the few hours the game is down

Silly? I was silly once. They locked me in the room, a rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me goes silly. Silly? I wa-
I'm going insane
Disable gifs in options, I did for the crazy amagi-spin times
What are they adding?
Nothing at all #game-news
(well, okay, 2 augs and a memory)
ass slappa
i keep gifs disabled for a few months and then revert back
present tense cause it's happened more than once
MIYABI MIYABI MIYABI MIYABI MIYABI MIYABI
Silly goober nahkimov
chicken jockey
am i the only one thinking we're getting a rerun of a little ship event?
Yes
I mean... that IS what we're getting, sooooooooo
Sweet 4 medals
Flint and STEEL
a proper event, not call to arms type
? I mean, it's a proper event, even if very minor... dunno what CtA has to do with it
No
They get revealed on Stream
The next one is CN stream, and get ready to get ALL ingame info in 10 minutes
it will be at may end right?the stream ie
CTA only announces the faction and not even that some times
rip TechnoBlade
bilibili?
rip technoblade 🙏
idk if they stream on bilibili but they sure stream on YouTube
tho sometimes you just get an announcement and no stream
upcoming UR in may should definitely have a stream however
cause CN anniversary
oh, yea
forgot that cn and global are on same timeline in azur lane, my bad
i keep getting confused between al 2 year rerun cycle and fgo 2 year global jp gap
💐
Bring out the lobster
CN stream NOT on YT
cn stream is in the deep web n.n
Called billibilli
Its finally over
lock this channel down?
Today Server up
Wassup abdillah
here with the mc3 theme
Pin lock in 3.... 2.... 1.....
/lockdown
Is it up?
maintenance-channel got locked down.

Wait maintenance, anything new? 
not really
new rerun event/ships/skins/dorm props + new permanent event/ships/skins/dorm props + a few skins got bugfixes i think?
Waiting dance
three more hours left
Waiting
maint today?
burn this baby
So, for anyone bored, Guild Wars is having their 20th anniversary and their entire collection is going for like, 10 bucks right now.
Probably one of the best online RPGs I've ever played, and a lot of old players are organising a return to populate the game so people can playthrough the story with other players instead of just AI companions
does this game have maintenance every other week or something?
Or is it a pure coincidence that it's maintenence on the day i download it
Maintenance every thursday, yeah
Ic, sounds kinda annoying to have 6 hrs maintenance every week
depends on your timezone really
if it interferes with your normal pattern yeah it's annoying
Game's way of telling us to touch some grass once a week 
But yeah, it's generally predictable
Atleast there wont be any first... yay, OPSI farm
Too much lemon
It's not really much different than going to work and not being able to use your phone for 8 hours 5 days a week
Isn’t it supposed to open now
an hour from now
Hmm
Waiting...
Gremlin Sister is best sister. 
End in 7 hours 

Bye chat
Server up!
gg
Let's see...
who will lock it this time
It's in~~
Pin
@green patio Channel locked
I am speed
Sumbody close the gate~~
Nu
no

no way
Close~~
/lockdown
maintenance-channel got locked down.

Open~~
It's open!
I guess it's time to touch grass
🇳🇱
🚒
Anyway, Frostfall shippool will still be available after maint 
throughout both frostfall runs
i have pulled at least 10 kursk combined
and 1 voroshilov
back to grass touching for whole day
wait until open
Uh I forgot about maintenance
Voiced by Hitomi Nabatame who also voiced others:
-
Azur Lane: as Friedrich der Große
-
Honkai: Star Rail: as Black Swan
-
Nikke: as Nihilister
It's been a long time since I've watch an DxD anime
Though afaik I was still on the S1E2
I've watch all of the anime and the OVA, it was pretty interesting...
Waiting dance.
my entire research queue was like 6 hours bruh, what a waste
wait, maintenance today? 
Look at calendar, Thursday
Oh
Horniii gang
Midway download is ready for anyone interested
so we dont have to download after maint if we do it now?
You don't have to download an extra 500mb at the very least.
woah the op and the main screen is already there
what do skimpy pijamas have to do with ships?
light armor or something idk
You're asking this now? After all these years of skimpy outfits??
Madness!!!
We still down, captains?
yes
No it's definitely up now. Quick get in!

2 (two) hours left
509 MB data is up
Watching the live action Kakegurui


1h30m left
so 💀
/lockdown
maintenance-channel got locked down.
Open~~


speedrun waiting for the channel to be closed again
Guys I can't log in to the game what's happening???
Guys is maintenance over? What's happening???
Guys how long is maintenance? What's happening???
Guys have all the servers gone down? What's happening???
Now I feel like an AL player.
not much man whats happenin with you
i recommend sending stupid-ass memes to make time pass faster (that is if you don't need to go to bed)
wet peepee nuts
you are so vulgar
dry clean nuts...
6 hours left.
its 5 hr 37min actually 

Extended maintenance is starting to intensify....
Maintenance is extended because they still haven't downloaded the update themselves
weed alien
they banned your google account
Ofc not lol, it's just showed no updated at all
try later
Man... i can't update either
Try Later
Y'all need hobbies
Well then tomorow it is...
ok
Looks at my plastic crack addiction idk what u're talking bout
We do have hobbies... its playing game
Play different game

Says the anime pfp on discord
Neither do I! Cough
But i only play this game, FGO, GBF, hoyo game, and arknight
only 5 games?
Hoyogame is count as 3
only 7 games?
I play some other game... but not that active
Like pricone, PGR, wuwa, aether gazer, atc atc
only 11 games?

keq...
Did everyone remember to stock up their shipgirls food in the dorm?
Remember they will starve to permadeath if you don't.
Because they're too stupid to find food...
Food dorm has been full stock before maintenance
warhammer?
so big 🧠 idea
they should learn to drink water instead of cola smh
eh they might drank too much sea water while fighting
Where’s the update
hmmmm

good mourning
is that jerry
did u mean my pfp? yes
idk bout the cat
Is it just me or the AL update from the play store doesn't appear?
Not just you
So it's just their problem?
Has the update been released on Apple devices yet or nah?
wait a bit longer
just download after maint is over in 2 hours why are yall even rushing
because i need to take your mother out to dinner

Ok. Thank you
Have a good one y’all
do i have to redownload al for the new update 10gb size
Mostly I did much on racing games, but sometimes i play Midnight Club, GTA SA, and Max Payne 1
So this is supposed to make AL lighter right so does the update reduce the overall storage al takes
no clue

Is it possible that I'm not seeing the update on the App Store because maintenance hasn't ended yet?
maybe they haven't pushed the download yet. same problem on qooapp here
im gonna ask a question thats been asked the most😈
They require me to update but there's no update in playstore.
Why? You guys have same problem as me?
yeah same issue here on apple
We all have that problem so don't worry about that yet.
yes
ded update
We'll just need to wait for a little longer.
Oh.... I thought it was my old phone can't run azur lane anymore
Another hour and a bit dw
Just Wait
Nah don't you worry Texas, your phone's fine
Im still use android 8 BTW

App store doesn't approve on client update yet
Same issue. Unable to update. It redirects me to app store but there is nothing to update. Than the game crashed
Also JP community talking about alot of bugs after this update
Maybe they are still uploading the patch to the app store
And 200 gems for client update
Just Wait
I hope no need to uninstall and reinstall LOL
Daijoubu ga?
More dock space 🗣️
I downloaded ALL asset
3D dorms remove it
Is it ready to download?
nah
And they say this update gonna reduce some space
No
👌🏽
So... Apologems?
No









