Chess Club

[strange cedar]

I did

[uneven edge]

sneakily creating a new account to show a different name

[cosmic niche]

noooooo

[strange cedar]

Oh yeah, hang on, there's two of you!

[cosmic niche]

anyway sent

this you kio?

[worn goblet]

river send inv

[strange cedar]

Sent!

[uneven edge]

this not me

dunno who're playing

[cosmic niche]

shame

[uneven edge]

wish I was him

he plays well I'm sure

[cosmic niche]

no not at all

however oatie is spectating the game

[drifting schooner]

is that allowed in a pg-13 movie 🤔

/j

[uneven edge]

huh

yeah forgot a word there

[drifting schooner]

time to be imprisoned

[uneven edge]

missclick is a

zefzefq

thing

[cosmic niche]

sure

but

as a super gm

shouldn't matter

[drifting schooner]

also i like how ur using a different account cause ur cursed

with the dao

[cosmic niche]

gg

anyway I have no affiliations with oatie

so I will be getting chess master role

[uneven edge]

WTF$

I don't know what I'm doing

[cosmic niche]

you agreed to this m8

[uneven edge]

rather

I had such a great early by my standards

and i'm just throwing it

[cosmic niche]

finish the game o french one

[uneven edge]

WTF

zefuihqruyefghàzgj

I'm

so

despressded by my moves

[cosmic niche]

then perhaps the chess master role isn't for you

[uneven edge]

...

blind

[cosmic niche]

it's okay

at least that oatie person won't get the chess master role

[uneven edge]

at least I now understand what happens in my ADBW games

[cosmic niche]

wait

mistake was made

[worn goblet]

gg

[strange cedar]

gg

[cosmic niche]

btw you two

you can spectate me and kio's game

[strange cedar]

That was such a good opening!

[cosmic niche]

through pq chess club

[worn goblet]

that was a catastrophic blunder

how didn't I see that knight

[cosmic niche]

right where's my role please

[strange cedar]

It's alright, I do that so often it is crazy lol

[cosmic niche]

oui!

...

[uneven edge]

I lost my dearest role 😭

[worn goblet]

I played the opening that is most natural to your kind

[stark slate]

I’ve finished the washing up now

What happened?

Oh interesting

[strange cedar]

You won!

[uneven edge]

Oatie got wikiteamleader from me

[worn goblet]

damn

[stark slate]

@cosmic niche chess for wiki team leader role?

[worn goblet]

10k edits wasted right there

[uneven edge]

really, that's the last time I wager anything over a game of chess

[cosmic niche]

I mean you're a 300 elo and I'm 800 so

what could go wrong

[stark slate]

You’re on.

[uneven edge]

I'm no elo, i don't play chess

this account was only to chess here

[cosmic niche]

if anyone wants to spectate me and oatie's game feel free!

[strange cedar]

Fun

[worn goblet]

Kio you have to speedrun to 1000 elo

it'd be fun

[strange cedar]

Anyone wanna play 4 player chess or some other variant?

[cosmic niche]

aw

I lost

I'm so sad

well kio, I guess I'm losing this role again

[stark slate]

Yes, give me the role!

[uneven edge]

oh, really?

[uneven edge]

tbh, chess is not on my most fun list 😅

[cosmic niche]

sadly

I did lose

and this game was wagering wiki lead role thing

[uneven edge]

so i should transfer the role out to @stark slate ?

[cosmic niche]

I'm still very new here

I am a biscuit of my word

[uneven edge]

wow

I thought it would be way harder

@stark slate , by getting the wiki team leader role, you also get the responsibilities that come with it

[stark slate]

I agree to the terms

[worn goblet]

wait a second

did you see that

[strange cedar]

Lol!

[stark slate]

YOU SAW NOTHING!!!!

[strange cedar]

Wrong device I suppose lol

[worn goblet]

oatie and oatie may be the same person

[cosmic niche]

preposterous!

[uneven edge]

This is a binding agreement, to help foster the wiki and answer any and all questions pertaining to it.

[stark slate]

I agree

Wait we have a wiki?! /j

[uneven edge]

Only by relinquishing the role does your service end.

(You can't have the role without the responsibilities is what I mean, but you can opt out any time)

[stark slate]

I’m happy with that!

[worn goblet]

great then

[uneven edge]

So I don't really expect you to help with the PQ wiki, but when comes the time for a Anthill Village wiki you better answer present

[worn goblet]

since you're new to this wiki thing I'll help a bit

[cosmic niche]

okay funnily enough

[stark slate]

Yes funnily enough

[worn goblet]

you have to get screenshots of all possible corridor patterns

[uneven edge]

it's usually so hard to recruit people for the wiki ... i'm so happy to get such an easy one.

[worn goblet]

for starters

[stark slate]

I helped make a wiki in the past

[cosmic niche]

I infact did

[stark slate]

However it was using wiki.gg

[cosmic niche]

for a game called

[stark slate]

Aestik

[uneven edge]

No way we're using fandom for anthill btw 💀

[worn goblet]

yeah

[cosmic niche]

lmao

[worn goblet]

lets not touch that again if possible

[stark slate]

Wiki.gg is good

From experience

They have a team to help you make it

And it’s free

[uneven edge]

We'll see our options when closer to EA

I'm also NOT working on a wiki before EA, learned my lesson there too 💀

[stark slate]

lmaoooo

in all seriousness though I will be helping with the wiki for both anthill village and pq

I need the other wiki role still you see!

then

I will have a nice even number of roles

[uneven edge]

and I get my team leader role back 'cause I want the ping if any comes our way ...

[stark slate]

wow! it duplicated!

only a very powerful head moderator could do that!

[uneven edge]

nah, it transfered alright but I printed a new shiny one for myself while you get the old and dusty one.

[stark slate]

Vintage

[uneven edge]

you can brag "I got The wiki team leader! the original one!"

[stark slate]

Hey smite if you want the she/her, they/them roles from me, i will transfer them to you for 1 month of the good nitro (which gives boosts)or 10 quid

I accept bribes gestures of good will

[uneven edge]

😱 a monetary transfer here? selling of roles?! Liam will know about this, and you'll get the adequate sanctions.

unless

I get a %age.

[stark slate]

What’s money

No such thing

[uneven edge]

Ok, the chess club has suffered enough off topic for today 😁 back to the relevant channels now

[stark slate]

Of course

[worn goblet]

nah

I already had those roles

I removed them cause they could be misleading

[worn goblet]

I'm feeling goopy

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-chopper-chopper-one-piece-crying-crying-meme-gif-26577246

Now if only I decided to play a couple of games I may reach 1000 rapid

But irl chess with friends is way more fun

[languid talon]

Yh

[stark slate]

Tournament this weekend?

[worn goblet]

No I'm in the middle of my finals

[stark slate]

I mean so am I so probably not the best idea

[uneven edge]

I'm away from home so I can't hold the tourney in Smite's place. If anyone whishes to, they can tho

Also do not hesitate to just propose a game to someone, leisure time is important.

[west shard]

hello i have started playing on chess.com and enjoy it.

recently.

[languid talon]

Nice

Wanna do a daily with me?

[torn fossil]

Aight, i just had one of the more funny rounds i've played in a while

The position looked like this relatively quickly into the game lmfao

Pay special note to my knights :>

Game had
4 pawn
1 bishop
2 queen
1 king/rook
6 knight moves
For me xD

[torn fossil]

I just played one of the most intense chess games i've played in a while; had to give 11 consecutive checks in 30 seconds to win by mate in the center of the board against a queen and rook.

Had queen, rook and bishop myself

[torn fossil]

Ah yes, the super mega giga fork

[worn goblet]

Goon worthy position

[drifting schooner]

expected this from anyone other than smite

[torn fossil]

What is the next move for black if white actually goes through with the suggestion here?

[old sphinx]

Woah that’s so cool

[uneven edge]

knight b5? the knight will likely be taken if not moved (I don't see any proactive threat to play elsewhere), and that both makes it safe and put a threat on the rook

[drifting schooner]

erm but then the pawn will take the knight

i think d2 would be better

[uneven edge]

I'm an idiot

I somehow thought the square was safe 😁

knight to C2 you mean?

or E2?

E2 is probably best? threaten's the rook

[drifting schooner]

erm

knight cant move to e2 because its on the e file

😭

[uneven edge]

it's on the d fil?

[drifting schooner]

no the knight is on the e file

the black knight

ur black

[uneven edge]

A starts from the far side from 1?

Seems so, the pawn is labeled as H5

Bah, I'm the chess master here arachnid! Surely I must be the more knowledgeable about chess of us two.

[torn fossil]

Hm, was that a win for me? (Black's turn)

[stark slate]

If only I’d made a mistake, I would have gotten one of every move

[torn fossil]

But where would be the miss and blunder?

Anyway, i think i just played the game of my life
Felt like i was cheating, without cheating
I just completely crushed, i don't think i was worse even a single time in that match

Computer gave me 2 brilliants as well

[torn fossil]

I knew that chess.com would ruin it by ranking me 450, BUT

This is what we call one of every move :D

[torn fossil]

AND HE SACRIFICES -

I was on a roll today, another brilliancy btw

[torn fossil]

Damn man, i have improved by 200 points in the last month. Went from 700 odd to 920 👀

Just think about the weirdness i must've created for a rook to intentionally stand in front of a pawn to be captured 🙃

[stark slate]

We’ve not had a chess tournament in quite a while

[worn goblet]

Ye

I'll do one during the holidays

[torn fossil]

Timescrambles are the worst
I won because of one check that cost my opponent like 6 seconds in the end.

[uneven edge]

^

Got an idea when more or less?

[worn goblet]

Maybe on the 29th?

I'm very busy this year sadly

[stark slate]

Chess tournaments were fun

[torn fossil]

I have finally fought my way up to the 4th digit in blitz

That took only almost half a year to go up 400 points

[worn goblet]

Noice

I totally didn't forget about the tournament

[uneven edge]

I didn't, but thought I'd spare you the ping and let you enjoy your holidays instead

[torn fossil]

Its chess and cat in one image! :V

[torn fossil]

Yikes.

[torn fossil]

Time really can be cruel lmao

[torn fossil]

Anyone wanna play a round later?

[torn fossil]

Also, update on my skill level: i recently reached my peak of just above 1100