Crayfishes

[torpid gazelle]

Get crayfished

[naive pebble]

@vernal kraken

[torpid gazelle]

he he he ha

[vernal kraken]

You'll have to do better to spite me

[naive pebble]

are u even sure that there are crayfishes in that pond

[vernal kraken]

Some must have fled the pond when the water level lowered, but not catching at least one is suspicious. The problem is that the water level is below the rocks they use for cover so they must have either burrowed or go to the center of the pond where the next rock formations are

[torpid gazelle]

turn the rocks over

[vernal kraken]

so in essence, when I'm fishing it's for the fun of taking a nap near the pond, and I'm actually waiting for the water level to come back up

[vernal kraken]

rofl, no there's nothing right under the rocks that have been outside of the water for 3 months

the burrow deeper when they wait out the dry season

[night edge]

this is just the fishing forum

[vernal kraken]

http://www.cantbeatemeatem.us/crayfish.html

[torpid gazelle]

French crayfishes are disappearing

[vernal kraken]

yes, slowly. I'm fishing the red swamp and other american ones

fishing native crayfishes is banned here now anyway

[torpid gazelle]

the ones I fish are very red too

[vernal kraken]

c'est probablement la rouge de luisiane (red swamp/clarkii) ou la signal

[fiery parcel]

I love crayfishes! I’ve traded them with waaaaaaaah many times

They always give me the best of deals

[torpid gazelle]

yum

[vernal kraken]

the water levels will come back up before november, I'm confident

[torpid gazelle]

get the traps ready

[fiery parcel]

And get some store bought crayfishes to eat cause it’s going to be a long wait

[vernal kraken]

I don't eat em, I don't like crayfishes

[fiery parcel]

Such a waste ||not that I eat crayfish myself but still||

[torpid gazelle]

they're like tiny lobsters

btw kio :
Lobster = homard ou langouste ???

[vernal kraken]

homard il me semble

crayfish => ecrevisse

[torpid gazelle]

then what's langouste

[vernal kraken]

...

both crayfish & lobster can be used for langouste

but they have no particular word for langouste

[torpid gazelle]

I think in english there's just no difference between langouste et homard

both lobster

[vernal kraken]

yep

but some are classified as crayfish

[torpid gazelle]

shame

[fiery parcel]

||Frenchmen and their complicated lobster names…||

[vernal kraken]

swedish has hummer and kräfta

only 2 words aswell

[torpid gazelle]

ah et il y a aussi la langoustine

not the same as well

[vernal kraken]

havskräfta

[fiery parcel]

Are you googling Swedish words for lobster to disprove my statement?

[naive pebble]

en in belgië hebben we kreeft

[vernal kraken]

da englishmens can't even figure words by themselves!

[vernal kraken]

proof of lower civilisations.

[torpid gazelle]

less words = simpler thinking = less smart

[fiery parcel]

I’m not saying the Englishmen have got it figured out but you Frenchmen can’t tell me you actually know the difference between all of those words you’ve got

[vernal kraken]

don't think french is not hell to learn at school for us too frenchies 😔

[torpid gazelle]

langoustes don't have clamps

[fiery parcel]

Mhm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dictionaries_by_number_of_words

[torpid gazelle]

proposition subordonnée relative completive

[vernal kraken]

but for langouste/crevette/hommard/ecrevisse/langoustine, it's alright.

[fiery parcel]

You guys fish for corvettes? My god I wish I was that rich

[vernal kraken]

chevrolet corvettes everywhere

[torpid gazelle]

wait kio we say crevette but they say prawn or shrimp

[vernal kraken]

this is a list of release dictionaries. No fench can ever take upon himself the task of listing all the words, he'll get cricified on the spot for "forgetting some, mistyping many, giving bad definition, and being illiterate"

[torpid gazelle]

now they have 2 words

[fiery parcel]

That has never stopped people before

[vernal kraken]

french are way more cutthroat about their language

they'll call a witch hunt

that's why no such disctionary survived

they all burned

[fiery parcel]

Note to self; best way to annoy Frenchmen is to improperly use their own language

[torpid gazelle]

do it

[vernal kraken]

won't work on me, but yeah definitely!

[torpid gazelle]

funny

[vernal kraken]

they can't stand it!

[torpid gazelle]

oui oui baguette

[fiery parcel]

Oui oui Français. Baguette baguette. Viva la revolución. Pain

[torpid gazelle]

Comment ça va Cindy ?

[vernal kraken]

it's super funny to hear them say "more people should learn french!" while not learning any foreign language seriously themselves and furiously spitting on any mistake made by anyone pretending that "it's to help them"

"Viva la revolución." yeah huh ...

[fiery parcel]

Pain. Uhhhhhh, crevette… [insert more French here]

[torpid gazelle]

same

[vernal kraken]

"Je te veux" to thank someone

[fiery parcel]

Hmmm since you’re a mod I bet I can trust that. I should probably message a French mob and tell them that

[vernal kraken]

it should go well. a bit random tho

[fiery parcel]

Random? Not at all. Where did you think I got my crayfishes from?

[vernal kraken]

"Hey you! Je te veux." "oh?huh ... ok ... Thanks?"

[vernal kraken]

you paid someone to steal all the crayfishes from my pond ?! 😠

[torpid gazelle]

more like "Hé toi ! Je te veux."

[fiery parcel]

I pay only in favors

[torpid gazelle]

for complete french

[torpid gazelle]

but you did pay them

[fiery parcel]

Favors such as false promises of less torture in hell

[fiery parcel]

The point is they think I did

[torpid gazelle]

Bon je dois aller ramasser le linge

[weary iron]

how is the crayfish trade going for you kio?

[vernal kraken]

^

[weary iron]

no crayfishes

[grim hearth]

Crayfish

[torpid gazelle]

do you have crayfishes ?

[weary iron]

Yes

[grim hearth]

No want some

[vernal kraken]

The lake's water level is even lower than before despite the rains 😞

So here's something to compensate the sadness

https://youtu.be/df_tp26IJxI

[weary iron]

Global warming is hitting kiochy hard.

[torpid gazelle]

I like squids

[weary iron]

If you can't catch em' build em'

robo crayfish when @vernal kraken ?

[vernal kraken]

dunno, but this one looks good

I'd take it for my aquarium if it is waterproof

[vernal kraken]

well I think it's pretty much sealed now: I won't be able to catch any crayfish this year :'( the water level won't rise in time, it will soo be too cold for them to stay active.

[fiery parcel]

The crayfish have won the battle but the war for their perfectly good lives still carries on

[naive pebble]

They are dead so nothing will change

[vernal kraken]

tbh I can't even check if that statement is true or not. maybe the crayfish civilisation is long gone

[weary iron]

Oh, so that's what the whole atlantis thing was about.

[torpid gazelle]

they fled
because they're scared of you kio

[naive pebble]

Probs

[valid fjord]

Crayfishes?

[naive pebble]

yes

[valid fjord]

Nice

[vernal kraken]

no, got no crayfishes :c

[vernal kraken]

i'll order a robot lobster to compensate the pain

[grim hearth]

blueb crawdad

[torpid gazelle]

@vernal kraken This might interest you

[vernal kraken]

If they died that's all for the better tho

[fiery parcel]

New year new crayfishes?

[vernal kraken]

I sure hope so

[torpid gazelle]

Yummy in my tummy

[rain coyote]

literally me?

[vernal kraken]

soon I'll crayfish the crayfishes. only 3 months left to wait ...

[naive pebble]

kiochy will turn into a crayfish???!!!

[vernal kraken]

oh no. but the crayfishes better turn themselves in for all the evils they've done!

[weary iron]

||kiochy will never discover that i have been sponsoring the crayfish||

[naive pebble]

||most evil version of waaah be like||

[torpid gazelle]

Bro is a bit... Late ?

[rain coyote]

lol

i am the backwards crayfish itself

i am never too late

[naive pebble]

Exept when you are

[vernal kraken]

You'll never believe me but ...

I've been at the pond

and wow

there were crayfishes!

[fiery parcel]

But you didn't catch any, right? Right?

[vernal kraken]

Funny, I started writing about it but got sidetracked.

"and i even caught one! (of the smallest size, "

caught it by hand on the banks, but it slipped and got away. had nothing to bring it back with and my aquarium is not ready yet

[fiery parcel]

You forgot about me 😭

[fiery parcel]

Ha! They will never get caught!

[vernal kraken]

I want to come back there asap, but not on a day as hot as today 🥵

too sunny, not enough clouds

[fiery parcel]

It'd just be cruel to the crayfishes. They'd dry out

[vernal kraken]

that's not wrong

the dry out part

not the too cruel one

[fiery parcel]

It would be cruel because they'd dry out

[vernal kraken]

they'd dry out, but it would be a fitting end for a reincarnated demon

[fiery parcel]

Or maybe they just don't want to be kidnapped from their families by the neighborhood fish

Maybe they're not demons

[vernal kraken]

their families contain thousands of individuals. They didn't even realize Tony disappeared

[fiery parcel]

That may be true but Tony sure did notice and he would certainly miss little Jimmy

[torpid gazelle]

If you ever wanted to permanently incapacitate one...
Grab the middle scale at the very and of its tail, twist and pull. It one shots them.

[vernal kraken]

yeah, it pulls their genitals with it so ...

fun times for them

sis caught one with hands too today, we're fishing this week end if everything goes well. hyped!

[naive pebble]

Kio, when hand reveal

[vernal kraken]

probably this week end, with the results

maybe even hat reveal

[vernal kraken]

which is the hardest to spot? top one or bottom one?

[torpid gazelle]

Bottom one

[vernal kraken]

First basket

First crayfish

[vernal kraken]

Can't fish more today, we only had 45 mins

[fiery parcel]

I guess this is the end of the crayfish saga

Maybe the real crayfish were the jokes we made along the way

[vernal kraken]

the crayfishes then went red, then they disappeared. No idea what my parents did with them, but they are no more

[torpid gazelle]

Congrats

[grim hearth]

Any more crayfish

[vernal kraken]

yes, I went fishing 2 times since and got better yields

I'll probably go early next week , it's raining today and tomorrow so the water level should go up a bit

[grim hearth]

any pics

?

[vernal kraken]

nope, it was a busy day and i forgot to take some

I want to go back soon, but it was hard to find time this week

[grim hearth]

dang

[finite root]

Love for the C R A Y F I S H

[grim hearth]

bro no more C R A Y F I S H

[vernal kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189065469800480768/1218242267085672529/98c3359e-2e14-4502-b2e2-f38c3106f32c.png?ex=6606f386&is=65f47e86&hm=c65b81754e8eb927e05ad27b1726626068f34fc68d354b62241f04ae718bdcae&

[torpid gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/leviathan-lobster-god-llg-lobster-god-infinite-gif-19885686

[weary iron]

kiochy, the infinite crayfish is just a pipe dream and doesn't really exist. don't let her tempt you into this trap.

[vernal kraken]

no .. I can see the truth ... it's there, in it's eye!

I just need to get to the bottom of it