#❓ | QOTD #558
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stop pinging me hyou bitch
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dog ate me
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i broke my leg
I overdosed on ibuprofen so my stomach hurts like shit
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Wow hes a bear
i had an argument with my bed so i had to sleep with my boyfriend
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teeth hurting is a widely related ache as it hurts a lot, I %80 time use "I have a really hurting toothache"
Sorry teacher I accidentally ate my homework and myself
beans
tomato
My dad ate my homework
No your coin did
u.u
@tough fox
fuck off
mate can u guys give me some ideas too
my vacation after final exams finna ending in april 4
why tf are you being mean youre the one who replied to my message 😭
im gay
I accidentally ate my dog's homework so now I have to eat my dog in order to keep the secret away from my dog's teacher
And from the cops
classic
?
could probably work
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Life, is Roblox:
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idk how it suppose to work
I don’t
I am sick
“I had a dream that tomorrow was the weekend”
I left my phone updating and forgot to turn it back on so my alarm did not go off
Tell them that your therapist says you need a break from school/collage or else you will become more mentally ill then rn
balls itch
Balls cancer
Make no excuse you should do it even if you don’t feel like it anyway
Personally i like school
Beans
homosexuality was once considered a disease
it worked in sweden
like hundreds of people called in gay for work
and got the day off
and it still works?
i hope
Funny story, I was walking to school until a big group of femboys came and carried me to a house and we did sm stuff so i couldnt make it to school
my car broke, now im in iceland
was on my way to school but tripped and fell into FRAUD///THIRD DISINTEGRATION LOOP
I’m just on spring break
religious reasons, that's what I pulled last time
mine is "traffic jams"
it was long time ago E
idk why back then i was made excuse like this E
I usually say I’m throwing up and it usually gets me by. One time however I felt really sick like puking my guts out sick. I told my dad this but he assumed I was lying (this was kindergarten btw) and made me go to school. The whole day I felt terrible and the feeling only got worse. And today was a special day, it was around saint patricks day so we did some painting with a lot of green. I felt like I was dying inside. Eventually I puked EVERYWHERE like on my painting and quite literally the other paintings at my table (4 per table) and it got on my chair and myself and other people including a para. It was bad. Since then my dad has taken me more seriously
i go to school and just shit my pants then im allowed to go home
i almost died in a car accident now im paralized
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i had to go somewhere for something
im sick ofc
nahh doesnt work already tried
none, cuz i love going to school