#❓ | QOTD #473 🔨
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beans
your honor, its was self defense
😭
aw beans
I’ll give u 10 bucks
he was just beaning sir
And a free pass of banging Elon musk
Defend him
"Your honor, respectfully, the Free Bird solo was playing during the car accident, therefore all traffic laws were invalid at the time of the incident."
You honor its his birthday
"your honour he was beaning! (involuntary manslaughtering)"
Write an entire 9 page essay about how he is not guilty
beans
Your honor, I don't know. I withdraw.
Take him to the royal slimer
Give him life no parole.
** You are now Level 4! **
Even better. My daughters bed
Shes some animal in bed, trust me
"Your honor, If you send him to prison im not gonna invite to my birthday there's spiderman innit"
It’s the worst punishment
"Your honour, shut the fuck up, you wasn't even there."
HOW DO YOU KNOW

Häute ihn, iss seine Haut und lass ihn lebendig saufen
dann trink sein Blut
Dann halte ihn so lange wie möglich am Leben, da der menschliche Körper Blut regeneriert.
und häute ihn immer wieder.
"Your honor, if he is guilty then you listen to thick of it"
death sentence
beans
totally
"Your honor, my client pleads non-guilty. For they were doing the manslaughter completely voluntarily"
"Your honor, you weren't there"
im out of ideas
"Your honor, during the time of the supposed involuntary manslaughter, your wife was actually cheating on you with him, therefor, he would have not been able to do it"
Free my homeboy your honor
But free me first
nah bro he's guilty 100% give him the electric chair
OR,
your honor, if he is guilty then you are gay.
"Your honor...."
"ENGLISH. OR. SPANISH?"
The freeze effect takes in
"Whoever move's first..."
"IS GUILTY!"
weirdo
weirdo
weirdo
weirdo
bro what
FACTS
tfym weirdo
weirdo
weirdo
what were u thinking would happen
goodbye!!
you shot with one gun on 4 people. then the 4 people shoot you with their own respective gun
brooo my gun was a nerf gun
yall brought ak47s to a nerf gun fight
i brought a water gun
yea and it shoots 9mms
yes B)
hes guilty
** You are now Level 1! **
I’ll say he is guilty and act as I don’t know him
Your honour you're mistaken nice to meet you
Your honour, my clients pleads Nuh uh
He was just feeling a little silly :3 just look at him, he's so cute >w< you can't blame him
Best one
ty
it was an accident
They did all that shit but free my guy anyway
Defend him I guess
Mr law man of court, i say… BEANS! 🫵
ur honor he lowkey slipped on a bananna peel
Your honor...
He also killed 4 people on the way
Your honor I don't care arrest him
Your honor death sentence immediately
Your honor,it was self defense because before that he got forced to watch YouTube shorts
100% guilty your honor!
Your honor,do you know I’m in love with your mother?
your honor, why else is he friend with a lawyer
He's not guilty I was there
beans