❓ | QOTD #405

[wispy hearth]

i can smell "those" replies from miles away

[split estuary]

beans

[snow minnow]

Beans

[split estuary]

I got fired from the j*b cuz I was beans

[iron totem]

beans

[frosty smelt]

I got fired from the j*b cuz I was 6 7

[reef wasp]

** You are now Level 2! **

[snow minnow]

I got fired because i was amongus

[frosty smelt]

I got fired from the j*b cuz I was tuff

[subtle eagle]

sus

[heady kraken]

i got fired from the job because i was living cross continent and it takes me like 16 days to reach the jobsite on foot

[raw lantern]

I got fired because I didn't have Lv.67 Rizz

[quartz solar]

💔

[green bolt]

I got fired from the j*b cuz I hit the south tower

[frosty smelt]

I got fired from the j*b cuz I was 41 goals

[wispy hearth]

tuff🥀

[split estuary]

in september 💔

[frosty smelt]

I got fired from the j*b cuz I was niche fruit

[gilded merlin]

I got fired from my j*b because I build a Nuclear Power Plant in the CEO’s office, and ate all the Uranium-235

[mossy sun]

lowkey jaking it

[wispy hearth]

damm vro, that's way too many calories

[quartz dragon]

i got fired from the job cus i kept talking with employees about rockets and space, distracting them from work

[quartz solar]

i got fired from the j*b because i ate the colour purple or something

idk

[scarlet zealot]

eating cheese

[green bolt]

I got fired from the j*b cuz I was was eating leftovers that we produce (I work at a nuclear power plant)

[devout falcon]

I got fired from the j*b cuz I started eating mercury

[iron totem]

cant get fired if you dont have one 😎

[mighty sluice]

touching my boss on his hair

[gilded merlin]

Ik, I had to go to a gym for the half-life of Uranium-238 :C

[hollow spruce]

Autistic

[winter berry]

I got fired from the j*b because I was Terror Realm OST ~ drakobloxxer chase theme

[iron totem]

i got fired from my job for stealing (im a transplant surgeon)

[uncut raptor]

I got fired from the j*b cuz I was eating a part of the burger 💔

[reef wasp]

** You are now Level 2! **

[alpine onyx]

beans

[waxen sundial]

i got fired from my job cuz i didnt come for 5 days cuz i got a vacation and when i came they bombed me out

[ashen hawk]

I got fired from the j*b cuz I was sleeping

[grim rose]

[FREEDOM MOTIF]

[reef wasp]

** You are now Level 2! **

[wet flint]

Ten.
A teen.
A baguette
A scone
Hiding a body...

[reef wasp]

** You are now Level 2! **

[fossil totem]

drunk

[teal kestrel]

racist

[fossil peak]

I was playing Roblox.

[reef wasp]

** You are now Level 2! **

[fickle lake]

antisemitic

[candid dome]

Punching the boss

[random trout]

Playing Roblox

[graceful sage]

High

[eager zephyr]

I got fired from the job cuz I was killing everyone who keeps fucking saying beans or some dumbest fucking unoriginal answer

[oblique ingot]

drunk

[steep cape]

Playing robloz

[grave thicket]

an undercover CEO

[cursive vigil]

talking to minors

[brittle pier]

listening to beethoven

[gusty kernel]

blowing up the bathroom stalls on a daily basis

[midnight sentinel]

Banging Elon Musk

[mint blade]

a horse

[devout harbor]

secretly a mafia boss.

[green bolt]

That was a later reaction bro

[vocal merlin]

I got fired from the job cuz I was too cold

[karmic ember]

My friend just ask "if you don't bring 10 dollar I will hit you" and tomorrow, I bring 10 cent instead of dollar and I hit my friends, he cried so much

[elder trench]

caught 67ing it in the gurt bathroom

[split estuary]

beans

[candid dome]

@eager zephyr now's your chance! get him!

[candid dome]

oh shit reply ping

[split estuary]

LOL

[candid dome]

you may want to run

[split estuary]

Yeah about that

What if he doesnt know where i live

[eager zephyr]

"What if" usually means the opposite of your statement or question is true.

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[fossil totem]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

i know this is you irl i just cant prove it

[cursive vigil]

i know

i do talk to minors since i am one myself

[split estuary]

What if no what if in my sentence

[eager zephyr]

What if you riddle me this: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Then the what if no what if not what if could be answered through a what if.

https://tenor.com/view/vro-meme-cat-cat-vro-lilvro-funny-cat-gif-9522557962404597908

[split estuary]

Infinite as long as its in the circle of human perception

[eager zephyr]

If human perception is unused in this equation, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck, and not only that, but how much wood chucks can a wood chuck chuck? (Also not using the human perception equation)

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-cat-dance-cute-cat-dance-ai-cat-gif-15064057413633942575

[split estuary]

Infinite

[candid dome]

Why aren't you dead yet 🥀

[split estuary]

Good news no one came to my house