❓ | QOTD #255

[alpine portal]

beans

[prime estuary]

beans

[glass plume]

What the fuck is this question

[open bone]

beans

[stoic saffron]

I'd be mel on

[sturdy temple]

Watermelon

[neon vault]

chicken feet

[alpine portal]

https://tenor.com/view/shush-gif-25417907

[sturdy temple]

what the fuck

[neon vault]

🍗

[jaunty cedar]

i would be human

[lunar bronze]

[sturdy temple]

okay Jeffrey Dahmer what the fuck

[alpine portal]

[honest brook]

Human Meat

[drowsy socket]

I need help animating

[spring cedar]

scorpion

[drowsy socket]

Apple

[alpine portal]

but unironically though i'd be honey or maybe a type of salt

[plain pond]

LMFAO

[spring cedar]

damn never heard of that food before
how does it taste?

[plain pond]

THAT MADE MY ENTIRE DAY

[jaunty cedar]

salt is a crystal does this mean I can be igneous rock

[sudden otter]

yogurt

[alpine portal]

If its edible sure

[sudden otter]

gurt: yo

[plain pond]

btw i wanna be a seal

[jaunty cedar]

i mean everythings edible once

[plain pond]

wait

[vast musk]

Hot pocket

[alpine portal]

no i think edible means that it is valueble for sustenance you know? so if you can only eat it once then its not edible

[winged elbow]

a human being 😋

[plain pond]

nah i dont regret my answer

[jaunty cedar]

i will be radon then

[winged elbow]

dang you eat seals-

[jaunty cedar]

as we all know radon water is a cure-all

its very healthy

[plain pond]

"if not food why food shaped"

[spring cedar]

how about 20 billion calories

[jaunty cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-everythingeverywhereallatonce-gif-25516405

[jaunty cedar]

lump of uranium

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-feline-meme-funny-gif-8764472215214951735

[plain pond]

yeah

[alpine portal]

a gram of uranium is not edible

[jaunty cedar]

yes it is

[plain pond]

(im lying)

[jaunty cedar]

you'll be fine actually

[tawny cedar]

yeag it is wdym

[jaunty cedar]

your body can't actually process the calories

but you'd be fine to eat some uranium

[hot glen]

element 120

[leaden mural]

tacos :)

[spring cedar]

nuh uh

[jaunty cedar]

hi, this is not a place for sane answers

[spring cedar]

40,000 bananas

[alpine portal]

food isnt only by its calories tho. you cant metabolise lead or plastic but that doesnt mean it wont kill u for example

[jaunty cedar]

uranium won't

not a gram of it at least

[prime estuary]

marmite bc i refuse to believe anyone actually eats that

[plain pond]

to this day idk what marmite actually is

[leaden mural]

oh i didnt know

[plain pond]

i js know its ass

[leaden mural]

if u eat alot of plastic ur cooked tho

[plain pond]

its food shaped tho

[spring cedar]

angry geiger counter beeps

[leaden mural]

[exotic sierra]

SPAGHETTI

[plain pond]

imagine someone sees this and actually decides to swallow uranium

[spring cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/uranium-fever-uranium-fever-chorus-uranium-fever-has-done-and-got-me-down-vaporized-cop-gif-11679078051938257082

[alpine portal]

the median lethal dose is 110mg per kg. So if ur like 100lbs about 5g will do you in. Before that tho you will be destroying your kidneys and such

[alpine portal]

we are cooked

[hollow whale]

Beans

[marble oar]

Beans

[jaunty cedar]

so you'll be fineeeee

[alpine portal]

yes

i love eating from my uranium glass plates

[prime estuary]

ice cream

for knight

[sullen idol]

thats borign i wanna be a cake

[polar sleet]

probably probablyyyyyyyyy

beans.

[sick bramble]

Exotic ahh questions

[primal thunder]

fish

[urban violet]

gurt: yo

[earnest vale]

fish

[silver canyon]

since humans can technically be food I would be human

[pulsar cobalt]

I pick fermented frog

[gloomy kayak]

BEANS CAN FINALLY BE A REAL AWNSER

well in that case

pinto beans

[leaden mural]

yup

[eager verge]

HUMAN

[scenic parrot]

chicken

[prime estuary]

Haggis

[true ferry]

beans

[prime estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/haggis-time-time-haggis-gif-10961962

https://tenor.com/view/loganolio-himbo-highland-dance-kilt-gif-3289027586846307701

[dark wave]

Black licorice

[keen root]

pizza

[spare yoke]

A Jas 39 Gripen

or a bat

[boreal onyx]

I would be the chicken part of the chicken jokey

[lusty forge]

P e a n u t s

[ruby cave]

Beans

[carmine tide]

Brussel sprouts so nobody eats me

[fossil mantle]

Oreo

[thin walrus]

Kebab

[dusty basalt]

Idk

[marble oar]

beans

[viral fulcrum]

curry