#random-chat
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you know those lads on tiktok who just bite their lip and rub their hands together
them
Fuck i should stop with the puns
you can build infinite speed in Krunker with a modded sawed off and a long enough cube to be inside
Check clan chat real quick
how sweet
Messages from bae 🥰
Need a step ladder to reach the rope
il give it to you for Valentine’s Day
U short
pat pat
Only other photos I have one I look like a predator cuz was at the gym and other one I look kinda gay cuz of the haircut
i know the perfect photo
:)
dont look like kashy here
That is such an ass screen shot you’re genuinely unloved
The video looks nothing like that
I’m topless so don’t send it cuz only for the onlyfans subs
that vid radiates pure eboy energy
literal tiktok main
Never had TikTok
same tbf
why tf they ban that
literally the look you were going for
or enable infinite jump and use your scroll wheel
ive managed to go so fast the game engine couldn't take it
just become a hair dresser or some shit at this point
Thought about marrying one yesterday
Cuz then always have sick haircuts
Your daddy
im not
whats with the bait pfps

Deserved tbf
Free nitro
join us
no
Funny you mention that so has acostu
tf
are we feeding orbit estrogen?
bruh
sus
I feed myself testosterone does that count
why do you think i have over 700 bans logged from like my first day
.modlogs @harsh thistle
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Kicks: 124
Mutes: 47
Vcmutes: 0
Warns: 55
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Unbans: 2
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Purgewarns: 1
Jay
what did you do?
My mommy milkers are literally bigger than yours
infiltrated tos servers
such as?
not saying
can i touch them
Dms then
why doe
gg disc
Ofc
WHAT
this filter
I touched the trans dudes mommy milkers acostu don’t ss
bypass ban her quick!
💀
Wtf is at the end of ur name
i have screenshots anyway
Homie your background what in the fuck
fancy text
That’s why she’s always touching mine
its a 4 letter word
Wtf does it say tho
lmfao
Why does everyone have a female pfp now
Mods average dm’d me a big bootylicious brollock black dude bouncing his big ass up and down in roblox
8 times
In a row
💀
join us
I was gonna use acostu’s face reveal as my pfp for free nitro but they might think I’m a dude
fuck off
Never
you dont have that tho :)
Don’t lie
im not :)
ok belle delphine. you literally needed a milker rework because you were so flat
How old are u again
19
Aech
ache is 18
Ain’t no way
he said earlier
@strong zodiac our dms are my new favorite screenshot

L
you lucky mf
OH MY GOD BOJO
I forgot
Big bojo boris was kicked out
no ur not you fucking let down
remember that
wtf
was waiting for vine boom sound
i put a stick through her heart, something something, to make sure she never came back
garlic around her neck to make sure she never comes back
stake+garlic reference related to vampires
^ not stick, stake
Omg tysm
I legit spent 30 minutes on this
Couldnt get the last part
My mind was about to explode
I'm Australian, butchering English language comes native to me.
lmao
shee
Ye it was a toad bro
Fireworks were sick this year @silk oar
lmfao
fish
bruh i was doing that shit too and the kr coins literally broke reality and warped onto the jar i made
huh
@flat hinge zamn.
my eyes
someone removed all stupid pins
wasnt me
never said you lol
probably vortx did it when he was cleaning everything out
I have no clue myself
yeah that's it ig
Well I made mine purposefully goofy
I made them have 0 friction and max bounce
So no matter what they would always explode
yea i never used blender
i just turned random settings up and down
that seemed right
the coins at first filled the jar fine and then they phased thru the jar
I just like making exploding physics sim
I tried 10000
But it immediately crashed
And used all of my memory
can someone please help me
this happened a long time ago, but i was in a trade server and i left my pc on all night, and when i got back on and refreshed my account was locked
@fresh onyx builder hall 5 ☕
SHEESHHHH BEAT THAT
fair
@flint wraith mf you calling this ugly
shit from 1986
wym
next gen B4 came out in 1990 or something
so before 90's it looks good
Like 😂
thats 2005 or something
lower
lower
1984 was shitty year for volvo front ends
so i will disagree with that
but other wise yes
Volvo has always had weird frontends
90's got better
80's was kidna stupid lokosing
p1800 ofc was the best lookin
it all went better when 850 come
then tey wanted to do something with the s90, thats front end is a wierd looking one but good enough
@flat hinge
a little
but not much
Agreed
this is an us market car
so they had to use sealed beam headlights
well timber is from US
Spade*
looks so good man
hope the replacement looks better
@quick surge
bro 💀
man news nowadays are so weird
like covid is now over shadowed by; ukraine, abortion, assasination, russia, etc
like covid is so out of touch rn
I remember the guy from this video only
shit
@solid anvil ngl the protagonist syndrome feels kinda real
he got shot wit da goofy cannon 2000
Imagine
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hi
E
I am here
Slips
Is a weirdo
Even if he isn’t cheating
Like
No me gusta
Are you black
?
Lol
This guy
Some kpd
Lemme remember his name
Floodlight or some shit
That guys is cringe asf
lies
A friend of mine who plays Val hopped on krunker for like 2 ranked games on AC and he tagged him after losing against him
Was cringe cause he lost the game, then proceeded to boast “ have fun playing your last ranked game”
This guy had cheated in the past when he quit
But it had been 10 months since he played the game
isnt that cringe too
👴 Person with the oldest Krunker Account in the comments get's 5,000 KR, you got 24h to show yourself
168
i don’t see any older than the 28th @hexed narwhal @river prawn
bro really thought no one would check lol
Ive never been interested in clicking a hack video until now
BUIFEUIBIUBIUBEDIUb IKR
we will finally learn twomads secret
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR REPORTING FOR DUTY
DONKEY KONG
May i have the link
asking for a friend
?!?
forward it to me sir
If you just search "krunker" in youtube and filter by today it pops up lmao
I wasnt looking for anything specific 
just got a kick out of it
Thank you
how many coins did i have to render to recreate this
and how many braincells and time did i lose
yes
I like random stuff
yo i need coach so any one that can help dm me
What’s your guess
a krunker coach?
the first egirl
the answer is shocking
im fact checking this rn
@stoic thorn
ye
hi
wassup
lol
you seem like a nice dude tho
hows it been
@stoic thorn just curious do u play val
bc ur pfp
yeah ahahah
which rank were you?
oh no problem
bye!
+1
also lucky ass you get a window beside your desk
huh
That also annoys me
what does that mean
Jesus, are you dense?
im just stupid
ah
🤦♂️
the only advantage i see is desk space
the setup isn't finished yet, a lot of stuff still needed
new house yk
ah
I spent 1k on my room and its about 1/2 finished
do you have some form of blinds for those windows so you don't get a glare
yea yea arriving on Monday
other than that i envy your window

what
hm
same
The window is HUGE
lmfao
ikea chairs = 🐐
Wait wait wait
uh oh
I'm knowledgeable
Yes?
i have a feeling its real
I mean .. it is ...
bro the chairs that my school ordered from ikea are death traps


sit on them and they wobble so much that they feel like they're about to collapse
This ... but with a different system
DUDE
me who just uses the kitchen table
how much did u spend
kitchen island 
Digk
😂
the monitors are different sizes because I had 2x of the same
and someone smashed it
bruh
& it's now discontinued
Man.. dw..
I had a chromebook just 1 year ago
a singular screen is mildly annoying
as i cant multitask as easily
DUDE
U LIVE IN HEAVEN
it's pain
i cringe at a fucking typo
a monitor
gosh
😂
I'm probably going to sell both and buy an odyssey
im already kinda pissed at my laptop
13 bucks each
Ew
Yep
soonTM

what the fuck
if you got bank, we can talk 😂
just sell it on ebay
why did i laugh at that
let me guess
all the cables are hidden on the edge of the desk
nope
tf

agreed
like my mouse and headsets
I'm too minimal for my own good
same
When ur setup is a virgin
who fucks their setup
🥵
Found some photos of the cable runs when they were “neat”
hm?
oh dang
Ew
Curved monitors just look goofy imo
Personally I wouldn’t get a curved monitor I would get 2-3 monitors and set them up so the two outside monitors are at an angle
And then have a vertical monitor on the side
that 2 grand monitor is 240hz 1440p
plus its ultra wide
the only reason you're going to buy this is to multi task on 1 screen
And maybe a monitor about the center monitor
Yeah I’d just get 2-3 monitors
It makes more sense
its more of a clean estetics
some minimalistic would want 1 cable instead of 3 cables
But if you’re deprived of daylight and have ocd like me then cable management ain’t the issue
well you're not a minimalistic person so yeah
True
plus if you're going to buy x3 actually good looking 240hz 27inch 1440p monitor that would cost you around $600-$800 each
and they are straight
but you're just going to rearrage it as a half petagon ish shape anyways
Hexagon
Half a hexagon
But yeah
Either way though my monitors right now are older and they’re not super high quality but they’re fast
There’s almost no input delay whatsoever

@cunning jungle
i created a deck with super low levels
literally free wins
game gives me opponents at 1k trophies
the trick is to have one high level card so you don’t get matched with super high level players doing the same strategy
Im boored
facts
uhhhh
why you lifting your mom like that
Because I am a mf
Can you lift me like that too? 
depends. Whats your gender
a/by
Fuck those are pronouns
LMAO
Ehmm, my gender?? hmm
Yes
Movistar Riders made it to the playoffs lol, im lowkey surprised
First spanish team ever
60 servers why??
even kokan has like 30
he dumps 400k something
monthly
💀
tf
are those dedicated servers
click on host then go to dedicated open every region and check the map thumbnails
ye
his parkour maps
30 maps??!!
you can host many maps at the same time for a week or something is dedicated ?
on multiple servers
for a month
and u have to keep paying 15k kr per server monthly
not much
ye but keybi has 60 of them
so he has to pay 850-900k kr on it every month
😂
keybi basically found a loop hole to take money from them
if they were to remove the kr purchases then it would be a different story
@thick bison I'll take proper pics tomorrow but I changed to a cooler pedal and handlebar
Got matching jersey to bike too
seat looks hella uncomfortable
I've been borrowing bikes from neighbours the past year, city bikes, foldable bikes, mountain bikes, even a fucking bike meant to look like a motorcycle, this seat is normal compared to countless ones I've sat on
seat needs nice long girthy tube to keep you in place as you ride
nice long girthy tube
gold can help me with that
Yum
ribbed for your pleasure
Arse perfectly stable and comfortable, sitting on these thin ass stuff separating your cheeks is uncomfortable+ they sometimes snatch your fit when mounting

gamebar opens with windows
holy fuck
copied already L
added to my collection of ocean man amongus moments
@upper oak
2k fps
how can i cheat
it was a joke
done
rip that net tho
Tiny ass backboard, ripped net, looks like gravel ground. 5/10
Forget to mention this fucking spacing
i hate nets that are like that
The only sport you play is table fuzbal
Fuzbal is fun
i saw that
Snagged a channel kitty
wtf are those bullet holes
They’re not bulletholes
It’s paint chipping off the backboard
nice
do your homework
bro what
brave gives me 1.5k stable fps
he came from one of sorable's videos i guess 
Ezzzzz
Y nos fuimos en una empezamo a la una
And we left in one we started in one
@flat hinge what’s going on here lmao
We’re suckin-
I want a McRib
"no" is also an "n-word" so you should also be banned
bruh
lmfao
i was not paying attention to half the things that were going on
i may need a recao
p
ah
lmfao
wait
hmmm
double or nothing for robbing kmt blind
thats a pog idea
lfmao
a
Nice day from today
jeez
lmfao
Deutschland 
Yesn’t
2:46 am lmao and I am still up
the fuck.
anything other than jealous of you
dm me
anyone intrested in joining my clan: AxiZ
@bronze kelp @flat hinge wanna play tonight ?
ah ok
take your time
luckily im not banned
shit, i want to wait for duce
im having stuff to do now
yes
ima go play 1 spike rush coz lag
I'm playing 1 comp to be ready for silver lobbies
😭
I hope Andy comes till then
done
you dare say "the fuck."
I wasnt saying that I was referring to dudes on discord or something
so get fucked
Insufficient evidence to back up said point, argument invalidated
just fucking read it
Anyway heres your evidence
wow ok
it will be there in the ocean man out of context folder though
fear not!
https://streamable.com/15c0z4
https://streamable.com/u4rme5
https://streamable.com/s12acr
https://streamable.com/0axmd1
https://streamable.com/s2nf7p
np 😛 see if u can bare it, first teambased tournament though
sand was more of a mess than burg
but that was mostly me just messing around
yo @torn rapids we got some gamers to carry
ngl
its fun to get carried by them
lmao
the tdm pugs on burg are kinda nostalgic now
for sure
i wanted to have the communication perfect and our setups waterproof
and me just pushing behind their lines every now and then
and surprise them
get 2 kills and you already won the fight
and you can keep camping B
dont like how no current krunker team is planning like this
they dont understand it
i would love to go back in time to play these lobbies with current skills and knowledge
how more balanced this felt by pacing and timing
would coaching be a thing in this game lol
aussie teams are insane
show them how to setup and little tricks
coaching as in helping a full team
theres not really roles in this game which is kinda sad
but they forgot to use any of it and lost
kekw
thats when i stopped coaching those teams
i think coaching could be a good thing if the map pool was way bigger
useless if they dont understand how to properly play already
only useful when they already know the ropes very well
or have an opponent that they keep losing from and figure out counterstrats
and play less stale and more random
but coaching teams/people with no competitive background is only fun when you see them actually trying
as that is still the majority of comp krunker
even the top teams make a lot of mistakes that you can beat them with
idk i dont feel like any team takes that game serious to that level yet
which i really want to see people do
we did
but currently
but i wanted to take it further too
as i was used to way higher level of play
and complexity
nope, i wont do it either
maybe when there was a bigger market for it
but i also wanted to reserve the good stuff for future tournaments and not spoil everything
incase they would happen
i just hope that faceit makes their map pool bigger than 4
but its a long road to sort that out and make this game less abuseable through speed
makes people take map picks more serious
yeah thats not up to me anymore but i have another version of lumber, not sure if its in
idk
they just stick around with ss or ug
lumber barely changed
ik but atleast give more choice ig
but its not just a bigger mappool, its also about diversity in setups with classes etc
like in cs ur still gonna get dust or mirage most of the times in faceit pugs
crispy spammed tree assets, no one loves that map
except the few tricks i still know
only atze was really showing creativity for long
they dont like me breaking the game :(
🚲
it gets progressively harder to do new things ig
not as a team
true
theres plenty of room
otherwise yes
i just like to see more secondaries being allowed
and fix the maps instead of banning guns
make rpg not deal damage through walls
and actually do good balancing, i know how to make a few classes playable
oh thats ok if its minor
id love rpg
yes but before rpg is introduced you wont be able to do your flying thing
as much
for obvious reasons
ye
deagle is better than rev in some situations
if something is an autopick, its always something to look into
ye
well wcyd when they dont allow you to fix it
not much lol
more variation
atm im sorta just trying different things. learning different playstyles
but when you cant think of creative ways to fix the issues with the weapons, yeah
you need help
who doesnt at some points lol
you know i meant the game, but it wont be me since they already know how to fix it /s
true
ye
@silk oar raio
Good movement
this is movement
🔥
can't even report people in this game
it gives an error
i have 192 helpfuls i just uploaded when the hacker left before kpd could join or when they didn't join at all
stinky poppy butt
i see
riot?
i see
please give me a sheriff skin
(presumably reaver or sentinels of light)
i even edited all the videos to only include the blatant moments to save time to the reviewer (and upload time too)
arcane skin???
dedication ngl
did not help my applications back in the days
oh shit wtf
WHERE
oh i remember now
something related to arcane was in game when I wasn't playing
that's so sick man
bruh nvm
how much was it
eh 2675
is fine
not 3k
so are Zedd skins
2380 not even 3k
tell me where to look at leaks again
that channel name
@inner meteor @flat hinge I love how valorant gives absolutely no chance for people who don’t want to spend money on games 
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explain in fortnite terms
i guess their skins are too good
just go rest and hug ur pillow
honestly ur right
no.
🥱
@lime sentinel stop begging for items your message logs are full of it
and change that pfp to something not so suggestive
...
lmfaooo
what a nerd
jesus christ developing a prn addiction is bad why would you initiate it @frosty maple
it might get deleted
because of the name of yte file
@upper oak
in a faceit game too 🥱
bruh
i mean its not definitive evidence but its very hard to hit that
ye
so yeah all my high level closet cheater evidence is only tentative
its the fact that he was going between you and your team a ton
also the guy has his dsicord linked
whats his discord?
i have to look up name in my own serevr one sec
@upper oak
I think kammy is an eu faceit guy right
he plays a lot
doesnt matter anyway
is there a way to open a discord profile without adding it
because im trying to find his dsicord id
is it your friend or just some random?
random
no :(
I just call kpd and hope someone picks it up
no lol
🤬
lmaooooo
ok about that offer tho?????
The boyss
:/
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