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lvl 10 i think
ty
who made this hellsent piece of shit
i am going to shoot them with a water gun loaded with chloroform
hello
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he isnt gay?
intresting
While she is drunk he writes phone number there
and Sid not sid
Its a humans name
A artist/musician who posts music when I feel like it
I have no schedule so donโt expect constant music releases
I specialise in making lofi tracks and song covers
I play: Piano, Guitar, Drums (a bit
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that looks heavy as fuck
asking if it was good men
Pokey stick
gold!!!!
Get a good PBR material and slap it on, ez improvement

looks like my umbrella but i cant make better
Looks like a knife in a ps1 game to me
well its my first time doing something like this
Need to adjust where the stretched sphere clips with the bottom
Maybe merge the vertices
Looks similar to this but looks bulky
kitchen knives on top
ogae

A Davis Senior High School student received a perfect score on his SAT exam. Apurva Mishra's father called KCRA 3 when the results arrived, ecstatic that his son scored a 1600 score, placing him in the 99th percentile in the nation among test-takers. He also got every single question correct. The College Board, which administers the exam, told...
Indian moment
4k against VeXX in a match :P -- Watch live at http://www.twitch.tv/tarik_tv
lel
Legendary clip
Haha boy
Congras
epic

@rough mothhaahahahiahhahahahahah
that 10 year old banned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC2RT-O7LNk this happening all over the world or somethin?
A convoy of cars and campervans blocked streets around New Zealandโs parliament in Wellington to protest Covid-19 restrictions, attempting to mimic the truckers who have gridlocked the Canadaโs capital of Ottawa.
About 2,000 protesters descended on downtown Wellington from around the country, parking their vehicles in streets around parliament ...
who from New Zealand
@sour canyon you from Zealand
in australia as well i saw it happening


No
h
a
I think so
con def not here
in this chat we can speak other language ??
the ruff ruff tho
nah they massacred that channel
a
amoled users
it is an actual gift tho i tried but its been redeemed
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mods!!!!!1
Dont bypass ty
oh sry forgot
1st one is not a mod 
u were able to and probably still are
just a hacky way to do it
that one is resouce swappable
the other ones that are from the biddable ads need a hook
that ones b_1-20.png
in img/pubs folder iirc
newk
who?
Sidney
En
asked
Men
when will i see sid kissing famous krunuker ccs
Dude i just posted the gif no one had to ask
Respectfully
Stfu
Nice
Rsdiodkdkx
tu much krunker
scary
Ok
doesnt saab make planes as well
and ngl i like the idea of a joystick steering wheel
combine that with a stick shift and mmmm
i feel like that would be way too inaccurate
eh true
especially at high speeds
moving a normal steering wheel like a centimeter already makes you change lanes
meanwhile a joystick will make you spin out of control
mercedes made a similar concept car in the mid 90s
the f200
they copied
so not cool
and copied name from ford
how to jack off ur car

do they have a new logo?
Wait right one is new one?
canada is mad slow
:/
nice
Thats why i never saw new logo
Explains everything
I mean canada issue
why do the ones with the new logos taste like ass tho
bald pringles bruh

he just got old
The next video is going to be another krunker edit, be hyped (or not)
Settings: https://pastebin.com/gPD1VGwW
Songs:
Nelly Furtado - Maneater
BROCKHAMPTON - BOOGIE
twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/timq_
twitter: https://twitter.com/OsuTimq
banger vid
ty
I was about to say the same thing
No
isnt that shit like 60k now 
its the best deal you're gonna get
Fax
i liked the old logo
Everyone did
did you know it protects you from krunkitis lol
No way
if you have facemask you cant get krunkitis when you get knifed
companies wont stop simplifying logos unfortunately
Watch drsloth's clip titled "NEW TUTORIAL ROUTE!! Going for sky2 and tutorial routes"
someone got sub 7 tutorial
fucking shitting my pants rn
Me with a 20 sec
Wtf that's not boosting
cry
rlly?
yes
why else would it be worth that much
dms
idk rare
oh yeah
i pinged him telling him to stop
if he doesnt he gonna get punished
anyone wanna play krunker with me
it was still worth like 60k before it
why u look like a girl from that angle
false
...
you made me pause gfriend for THAT
I'm disgusted
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wtf
this song is a banger
hahahah
enjoy 
wtf
so free
so easy
hahahahahaha
they one they're saying 99% of the time is the word for 'me' or 'I'
apparently a black guy visited korea and some old guy said the word for 'you' to refer to them
black guy put the old guy in hospital ๐
kpop/krock band

I'm playing valorant atm
and this chat is just the one I had open lmao
said fuck it, applied for 7 companies with 150% pay bumps. holy fuck the ranges I got were insane and I have 5 interviews this week
bed moment
doing 2 code tests simultaneously and just trying to make it by and get me some stock options for signing bonus
one company is actually based out of New Zealand/AUS
pog
do not move to new zealand
hahah
seems like the world is finally opening up again, we're ending mask mandates here in the USA slowly, should be done by March. Canada even said they're giving in too and ending vaccine mandates
and news for AUS/NZ?
we have to wear masks but we're at like 93% double vax rate nationally so everything is open
ohkk
but when can you let plebs such as myself in
I'm only single vax, fuck the boosters
tryna spread my rona love all around that land

man fuck this im going to miss the pandemic
lol why so
gave me so much more freetime that would be spent on travelling etc.
yeah
at some point my boss is gonna be like ok covid is sorted, you'll need to start working in an office
to which I will be saying
you'll need to start looking for a replacement
fuck that shit, I was working remote prior to covid
can't imagine working in an office with cOunts full time
4 screens plus gigabit net at home
15" laptop and 15 down in the office
???????????
no brainer to stay home
nah that's just typical aus business lines
eh fuck that shit
that 15 down costs us about $6000 a month
Cuff and I do relatively the same shit, just dif languages
yeah, fuck business pricing
gauging because you have "more than 2 people' no bitch, my family is a size of 15. give me home pricing
nah Pablo is old news
@potent geyser @thick bison What do you people work as?
all the costs go into the support etc here
that and it's a dedicated line
actually Cuff are you a JS main? Python?
psh, when you ever use it and it DOES anything let me know
C++, but that's not really my job
all around IT, so everything from helpdesk to network admin to sysadmin, for an accounting company
I do DevOps and Fullstack but maining in back-end
PHP main
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it's not a dying breed either -_- , it's fun, just wanna off myself every 3 minutes
too many it terms for me ๐ตโ๐ซ
The bigger offices are sitting at around $15k a month for their network connection
that gets them about 50 down
we then have dedicated 100/100 links between each datacenter and god knows how much they are
every office has a 4G or 5G backup that auto fail-overs
shit, whatever your company is charging better fucking be worth it lol
nice
we had 100/100 at our old servers back in the office at my old company
and a 10/10 backup line
ah yeah
buttttt our IT was kinda fucking stupid
hahaha
they ordered both lines from same provider... so when one failed the backup did too -_-
hahahahhahahahaha
gold
ours are both same provider, but because one is wireless they aren't linked as far as outages go
dude was some senilie 70 year old man, but he was chill. He let us take 3 hour lunches and we'd get hammered
nice
yeah, USA jobs are a bit...different
you have Intel/Google/Facebook then you haveee the crazy shit I find
I'm trying to hit principal engineer or staff
hit that 300k mark
the big people sitting around the expensive table
are all like
no
no money
make it work as cheap as possible
'ok'
2 months later
'why is it so slow!!!!'
....
LOL
dude I love leadership and how marketing/sales gets all the praise but then they can't execute the solution because it costs them money to develop something eloquent
because you made us use like 3 servers to serve 300 virtual servers and desktops????
sexy
yeah the software is honestly really good
but the hardware we've been given to work with is shit
surprisingly, the products are shit, but they're made well ๐
like
bahahha, shit, hardware upgrades cost a metric fuck ton
the logic was
oh, storage is expensive
lets just give each user 5GB of drive space
yeah
5GB
FIVE GIG
LIKE WHAT
that's like running windows 11 on a 512mb HD with 4mb ram and wishing it runs good because the software is "tOp NotCh"
exactly
we're ditching everything soon and moving to MS hosted virtual desktops, their new azure platform
so god I'm hoping that works
I get pissed if I use 2 gigs and that includes all my game downloads
Azure is dope, virtually hosted is fine but prepare for 10000 "I can't login to my account" tickets
you guys use Jira?
I have my own VM hosted 2 meters to my left that I use
helpdesk tickets are the reasons I give up on humanity
subject: HELP
body: It's not working
me: delete
and nah no jira
how tf am I supposed to help you when your dumbass just puts in tickets like that rEEEEE
lmao
Jesus Christ
yeah idk any of those names
neither hahah
anyways, take care cuff, I'm enjoying my slight sobriety break and taking the time to study my ass off and get this new gig.
need to buy a new car soon
60 days left of my license suspension
i'ma go finish studying then go the fuck to bed
The guy on the top has a 2.5 mil score for that week
pog
I just had to spend $1300 for another year of rego for car and bike ๐ญ
@fallen lagoon I was mistaken, I also forgot to say I don't give a shit who they are

yep
literally just to keep it registered
I still have to pay like $3k a year in insurance
because I have 'high risk vehices'
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i thought aus was just off roading on rocky deserts
fuck dude I don't even want to look at my insurance. I'm at 2 license suspensions in 3 years and a DUI plus a speeding ticket
expensive off roading on rocky deserts
hahahah
my ass is a fucking violation just being in the car as a passenger
lmao
cya!
aus on top
but probably canada
I'm moving to South Korea anyway

@flat hinge EZ, stay in dubai, become rich or die trying, if you can't be rich in dubai you fail as a man and you should clean the windows at the top of the tower without any safety harnesses ๐ญ
Why move to a country just because of the music
hmm
once I'm fluent in the language
I'll probably get a few years as dedicated programmer experience here
then move to try get a programming job over there since fluent english would be huge spelling point
I can listen to the music anywhere, it just seems more fun
okay final message then I'm closing this toxic app. Cuff LMK when you're looking for a new remote job. They pay USA rates and hire around the world. I have 2 sites that are AMAZING for jobs rn, all remote
yeah ik, but experience here would be really helpful, and I'm already here, so I'm starting with that
I have friends who work at the us military base in sk
cuff just wants to look at soutk korean women @fallen lagoon
No shit Sherlock
if they really do make me go back to an office, I'll be hitting you up immediately 
cya babe
nah but like
even if I don't do programming
I feel like being a translator would be really fun
so I could do that over there
come to sk with me then idiot
rip
I was born in australia but my religion is kpop
dude I have like 200+ pending ok I don't exactly go through them each day
ok I accepted
happy
rat
honestly
come to sk now
wait that just is me omg
im so cute
for now...
then learn
it's fun
and you can say the nword all day too!
sure, nword home!
no
translation
sure, I'm home
idiot
oh
hahahahahahahaha
ur a monkey
no
sure I'm home
because I = nword too
no ur not
you can't tell me ur straight now
look how hot he is
borgir
he grew up in australia, does that count
cuff can you unironically stare at them for more than 10 seconds
I often do
Why?
yes
drifting is fun
so many randoms in general, how y'all doin
uidiwughwqgq
omg my dad has a lexus!
we are twinsies!
because our parents both have lexus car silly
Wait
idk their new models
patrols are more expensive than lexus?
so idk if that's the same one
no
Why does it say like 80k$ for a patrol and 50k$ for a lexus

I mean depends on the lexus
what is it ๐ญ
80081E5
I think my dads was like
$130k?
And you'll get a patrol here for like
$50k new
zamn
8055 looks like boss
why everyone in this chat
oil money
tourism
dubai is a desert
mine
FUCKING RICH ONE
they made tourist buildings with oil money
indeed
so its still oil money
land there costs bags
dhirams
man i feel poor now
land there costs more then here
water costs more than petrol bitch
and its like 1.2m for a 4 acre property
fucking washington estate prices are inflated as hell
someone bought a house 1m over asking price in seattle
1L of Petrol costs 2 riyals, 1L of water costs 2 riyals!

well thats ironic
cause in america
depending on the water
it can cost about the same for a gallon of gas
at least he doesnt pretend to be a girl named trisha
bruh
racist????
ur weird
literally the korean goal
they want to be as white as possible
Known as the plastic surgery capital of the world โ skin lightening has become one of Korea's most common procedures.
Land of voldemort
@loud sapphire i need some help with dedicated servers i bought one server and it was'nt working in BLR so i got the kr refunded(u) bought another server today in BLR nd it also doesnt work (u hab dms off) so pls help pls help ๐ฆ
@inner meteor
asia so free man
Photoshop
i get teammates of
omg
going 2-28
Windows 7 moment
win 7 da best
not 0 - 43? ๐คจ
anyways that aint a real diamond, you cant keep it for 3 times so yeah
lol yes
bruh
cuz if i install win 10 it will lag more
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Windows 7
bro
im right
Bruh moment
i swear
lmao
Windows 7 is out of security updats
U can get hacked pretty easy
wha-
he is
but hes skill level 5 with an average in game KD of 0.85.....
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nop it goes to diamond 4
bruh how
asia
wow
he won his last 5 matches
Ok and
bruh i havent played krunker since 2020
i have no idea what the shit is going on
bruh and my elo went down because a hacker was in my team cant do anything i didnt even know the hacker was in my team
xD
#market-chat lmao
Hmm
he is flexing disin too
diamond
yeah so be honest with your rank next time
I never had chrombook :/
nah i dont even know whois that silver rank
dont
bruh
if i actually made it to diamond id be honest and say thats not where my skill is
its absolutley ass
like never buy a chromebook unless your a parent 
Fair matchmaking
i stayed at gold 1 from the past 1 month ๐
your better off with a phone 
LIKE BRO
lmao
2killz?
i can tell how ppl get higher ranks with elo
this is my non sweaty game i have even got 60-70 kills game 
mania has master with 7 skill rating
its just ppl play on dif server get there elo low
then play on main server with bots
hes being suspected as a cheater but i wasnt too sure even going against him
boosting
Anyone likes windows 11?

looks strange
Fuck windows 11
you got faceit prem?
But ui is kinda good
its a meh
They just copied Macs
not real ausp btw
im more used to ChromeOS ui 
man
@slim stream what is ur elo?
they r gold 2 and 3 players ๐
idk maybe around 1.4 to 1.5k
then why im gold 4 at 1.3k elo
lmao mark
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this man qued in faceit and triple nuked ๐
it was gold 1 lobby
so i have no clue
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hes very close to 1500
thats like
wait
1470?
the first player at top
o
I WAS RIGHT
what
holy siht
idk
i actually had 1.7k but then it said some hacker was in my team so it reduced my elo
ive seen na players play on asia to get their elo to lower thousands then go play in na with complete bots
like since your KPD do you have extra shit that we dont?
srry i m shit :\
i forgot the term
some hacker reduced your elo from 1.7 to 1.4?
H U H
h o w
not possible obv
nah he was consistantly at my team for the past 5 or 6 matches
BRO KPD CANT JOIN FACEIT MATCHES
that is sus
he was sus and even called kpd it didnt respons
bruh
ive heard faceit doesnt want kpd to interfere
thats wrong
kinda stupid
thats not for krunker
ik ik so when they banned him the players who were in his team got their elos reduced
thats prob csgo or something
see how it says 1401 is lvl 6 but it shows lvl 5
DUMBASS
ITS BROKEN
NOT UPDATED
lol
w h a
what the hell is eda
check mine buffhrsprs
u have faceit prem? ๐
lets see if its the same as before
i need to know how shit the anit cheat is
before i probly join it
also faceit on browser? 
as you know i am chained by the ChromeOS
lucid has that elo to o ig lol
my elo is like 1.1 ig
bruh i cant even install steam 
i have like 32gb storeage
but it is SSD
So its ight
it ended already xd
lol i have 1tb storage
pretty fast doe
sheesh
STOP
i ended it on 25th jan itself
I DONT HAVE A PC
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u hab moni tho 

you think?
im saving up for something else bruh
i wouldve done the vanta giveaway here but vortx said i cant promote twitter here
fucking dipshit matchmaking
lol
then ill try to get a PC
ye prolly cuz u make music so u might get some commission?
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nah
thats a side thing
lol
im a professional pianist
ah nice
so u can play maple leaf too??
lol
bruh
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i dont do comps
im just not bothered lmao
then your that good ig
sadge
i chose it
@flat hinge

i swear the amount of people asking me to do that
is too many
will this get me banned? most likely. Do i care? no
HOLY SHIT
WHY IS THE KID DOING THAT
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HES ACTUALLY FUCKING INSANE
bonk
WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT
imagine while doing that the seat gets penetrated inside him ๐
if his legs get slipped off
๐
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shut the up
Best quality you can find of this video on the internet, directly from Steklovatas own webpage. Watch and enjoy.
I do not own this video and all credits goes to steklovata or russians or whatever owns this video.
AM I NOT RIGHT
THAT ONE GAME I WON FROM THE LAST 5 I HAD AN ACTUAL TEAM
I already knew kinda
Someone in Discord linked to this tweet and I figured I'd take a stab at singing it in my totally not awful fake accent: https://twitter.com/bhilburn/status/971019559095427075/photo/1
Download:
WAV: https://kaslai.com/files/program_in_c.wav
MP3: https://kaslai.com/files/program_in_c.mp3
so?
Just watch the video you nerd
Then watch the movie instead of wasting away in a block game discord server
ytdlp >
Fork of a fork of a fork
ytdl gui is all u need
easiest is still just removing 'ube' from the youtube link
i think that leads you to a downloader
All hail yttomp3
...
@inner meteor 
Do u think I would still be in here if i didnt explain?
mark is dead
And do u think I would still be in here if i gave mark a satisfying answer
smfh
oml
stremz moment
mark sucks
there are more mods than mark hehe
prolly said "it was a joke!"
hi girl

kekw
ill talk to mark
i need to see what was his speech to get away with attempt to scam
no
if mark falls for a shitty explanation or lie then ๐ฌ
lol
Type: How to make a noose
In duckduckgo
literally does not care if u die or nah
they shouldn't
If i need to make a hangmans noose as a strong alternative for a basic tie
they shouldn't assume i would commit suicide smh
they shud
can we 1v1 in this game
and yes a hangmans noose is pretty good substitute
What was it
What is the angle of incidence of a ray if it is reflected at an angle of 90ยฐ from the mirror? physics one
its 45 right?

yeah ik
idk how mark fell for it
or what happened with mark
or if that kid was just bluffin
@stable swan thats the coolest part
reason of unban?
no idea
problem is
if he does do that then I will ask him
THIS IS AN OLD FUCKING SCREENSHOT WE WENT OVER IT WHY IS HE BANNED AGAIN
mark isnt on to tell his side of the story
jesus FUCKING christ
there
why
explain
@inner meteor he still tried to boost account 
if he wants to be unbanned let vortx deal with it
bro lemme go to dms and see what actually happened
yeah now I remember
it was a JOKE
you fell for it?
the guy cut the part of the screenshot
not allowed to joke about it
where he says he's joking







