random-chat

[silk carbon]

@viscid marten

lowest level is 23

locked acc?

i mean it dosent show up

[flat hinge]

krunker put a limit when you search names now

it doesnt show all of them

[silk carbon]

L update

[flat hinge]

just click someone elses profile then put the name in the link

[silk carbon]

cloudy just sebd ne a link

[hushed shard]

@inner meteor LOOK LMFAO

#general

[pulsar kestrel]

LOOK

[remote cosmos]

I told him I am in school so I cant 1v1 him

@inner meteor

[hushed shard]

:KEKW::KEKW::KEKW::KEKW:

[pulsar kestrel]

sort your servers jesus christ

[warm pivot]

LMFAO ALL FOR A 1v1

What a fucking bozo

[flat hinge]

lmfao

[remote cosmos]

ystrdy

[sour flare]

My man

Dedicated to 1v1

[warm pivot]

Gato

[flat hinge]

@remote cosmos just tell him you can 1v1 now and send me the link

[warm pivot]

Yes

Do it

[remote cosmos]

say less

[silk carbon]

alr

[warm pivot]

Forest is goated

Btw the guys a hacker

[sour flare]

[remote cosmos]

[silk carbon]

just relised im not level 30

[remote cosmos]

I just joined the first to servers on top

[remote cosmos]

I will send it in dms

[flat hinge]

ok

[silk carbon]

why tf are you level 14 and your account is made a month after game release

[flat hinge]

@remote cosmos where link at?

[remote cosmos]

mans taking years

[flat hinge]

LMFAO

[remote cosmos]

I told him I had no mouse and I am currently borrowing my teachers mouse

[novel belfry]

lol

[remote cosmos]

@flat hinge

[flat hinge]

pls dont ping me using cat emotes

[left forum]

Big man

Moment

[sour flare]

[halcyon vale]

Smh

[flat hinge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7nH4UnffKuEHlbjCnSRYRG?si=8ed929e145944713 @formal rose try this one

[halcyon vale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7idCHRCcppZUVI6nslVcIj?si=489eb3cf43634f24

[formal rose]

I don't use Spotify lol

[flat hinge]

alr

[formal rose]

@halcyon vale ^

[halcyon vale]

Imagine being poor

Nah you probably a tidal user on god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDYgBT2WW-s

[formal rose]

I use Samsung music

[flat hinge]

https://youtu.be/cXN4Wo8CD5Y

[halcyon vale]

I havent heard bones in like 6 years

Raggedy rapper

[formal rose]

All songs I listen to aren't on any music apps

So I gotta download em

[halcyon vale]

I download a reasonable amount

Not that much though

[formal rose]

I can send you a few of my favorite songs

[flat hinge]

https://youtu.be/m3TF02_T7sA

[formal rose]

To get a feel for what I like

[halcyon vale]

Ive had that song on replay since it came out yesterday

[formal rose]

But I'm at vet rn

[halcyon vale]

The one I sent

I can listen to nearly anything

If you had spotify I'd say look through my playlist

Which I probably shouldn't send here because it's in my full name and the people here are braindead when it comes to me

[inner meteor]

you fucking kidding me

over a damn 1v1?

[halcyon vale]

why won't he 1v1 him

should i ruin this mans whole career

[inner meteor]

bet

[unborn fiber]

(My item) soulfang trading for dusty (his item) is that worth it?

[halcyon vale]

@valid wharf hey bro the homie lying to you on god

[unborn fiber]

Wait

Wrong chat

[halcyon vale]

he aint in school g he capping

[unborn fiber]

Server

[halcyon vale]

he under yo thumbnail

[silk carbon]

@ripe sand shoulda stayed real

[pearl tundra]

@modern merlin too good?

[modern merlin]

wth?

[boreal summit]

how tf does one get that?

[modern merlin]

rtx im guessing

[pearl tundra]

Bruh

The game has bloom yknow

In settings

I'd recommend expirementating with it

It's pretty cool

Not good for low end devices tho

[modern merlin]

imma dm u rq, myabe u know the problem lol

[remote cosmos]

I will stop but why lol

[flat hinge]

Bro really hit that

[thorn grail]

[remote cosmos]

🤨

[fresh frigate]

How am I supposed to react

[silk carbon]

insert eye emoji here

[thorn grail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIWNltBsq10&ab_channel=Jazzadroid

music

[dark gust]

Xd huh

[weak bobcat]

um yendis what the fuck

[wet widget]

proooooo

[slow urchin]

What the

[worthy current]

Found a level 38 hacker lmao

[weak bobcat]

the probability of joining a lobby without a hacker in this shitty game is about as much as jupiter intersecting with earth

[native tinsel]

Browser game

[slow urchin]

Call kpd an leave these are free helpfull calls 😀

[drifting shadow]

FIRST CONTRA BABEEEE

[slow urchin]

Congrats 🎉

[drifting shadow]

after battling a 2 year spinning addiction

[silk carbon]

congrats

[halcyon vale]

hmmm

[flat hinge]

what

[ocean perch]

bro stfu u talking shit that im not even top 100 and now that im top 100 u cant keep going bro its over. u cant say shit no more, I won. Asked me where my ego coming from, cuz I know I can make top 100

I can prob make top 70

and u acting like solo Q is so easy

[dire pike]

you are one sad mf 💀

[brave pebble]

LMAO L

THIS KID WAS TOP IN US AND NA AND HE CHEATED LOOL

[dire pike]

stop talking to me like i know you pls you suck at faceit

you solo queue not top 100 pls dont act like i know you

[brave pebble]

was probably cheating against our team too when we played him

[ocean perch]

bro im literally top 90

[dire pike]

🏅

[ocean perch]

ur actually butt hurt

[dire pike]

yea im the one thats hurt. look at ya logs 😂

[ocean perch]

u have such a big ego but ur actually ass at the game

[dire pike]

you whine like a baby

ask anyone in the community. no one knows who you are

[ocean perch]

nah bro u try to talk shit to act better than u are

[dire pike]

im better than you by a long shot

[ocean perch]

but when u are proved wrong u are butt hurt

[dire pike]

LMAO

[ocean perch]

lmao

u literally ride off Send Kelp

[dire pike]

youve got to be trolling 💀

[ocean perch]

GAPPED THAT BTICH TOO HAHAHA

Im higher than both of u

[dire pike]

hes about to hit diamond

[ocean perch]

in the leaderboard

[dire pike]

im top 20 😂

[ocean perch]

u got carried

[dire pike]

brooo just stop please i take it anymore

[ocean perch]

stfu

[dire pike]

you cant argue for shit

😂

[ocean perch]

bro

ur actually stupid

just stop talking already

[dire pike]

stop talkign to me like i know you im not ur bro

please stop talking to me like were friends

[ocean perch]

Imagine talking shit and then getting proven wrong

[dire pike]

you solo queue bro!

im top 20!

peaked top 7 !

stay solo queueing homie! ive checked your results

not a single t1 player

[ocean perch]

"ur not even top 100 solo q 🤓 "

thats u

goofy

and I made top 100

goofy

[dire pike]

you cant argue damn 😭

[ocean perch]

🤓

this is u ----> 🤓

[dire pike]

ik youre not flexing top 100 like its a achievement 😭

go hang that shit up on a wall

[ocean perch]

for a lot of people it is, its top 100 NA out of literally ALL OF NA

[dire pike]

dawg i dont care what you do 😭

[ocean perch]

and u act like u gonna stay top 20

[dire pike]

top 100 isnt hard at all

please stop talking to me bro 😭

[ocean perch]

ur top 120

and u got mad

so u made an alt

[dire pike]

you are litearlly playing on a alt

[ocean perch]

its my main

[dire pike]

that anime acc is you

like cmon bro 😭

[ocean perch]

bro what was ur alt again

SpaceHip lmfao

[dire pike]

yea top 7 check my results

i went through the last 3 games you played

[ocean perch]

top 7 🤓

[dire pike]

they are all pub players

[ocean perch]

They arent all pub players

[dire pike]

you have never been good at krunker bro 😭

yes they are stuf

stfu

[ocean perch]

They are mostly t2

and some t1

[dire pike]

i went through all of them

you havent played a single t1 stfu

[ocean perch]

idk if Darkice is t1

he seemed good

or whateve rhis name is

[dire pike]

he doesnt play comp

[ocean perch]

that verb fella

[dire pike]

Darkice from verb?

hes a old player he doesnt play comp

[ocean perch]

xCloudy whatever his name was

literally was better than u

[dire pike]

who tf is that 💀

[ocean perch]

idk his full name

I play against golds

and Im almost in Gold again

[dire pike]

its a shame i wont be able to play you because you aint got no homies to play w so you solo q 🙏

YOURE NOT EVEN GOLD LMAFOOOO

ok bye

[ocean perch]

Im Gold on Sorry_G

stfuuuuuu

U werent even Gold

when u were flexing u were top 20

or some shit

ur actually a 🤡

u think ur the shit after hussling in peoples twitch chat just to get noticed

then riding someones ass who was KPD so eventually u can get referred 🤡

[dire pike]

you seem pretty mad

[ocean perch]

u a no body

[dire pike]

vouching doesnt exist bro! try again !

[ocean perch]

how tf u get in KPD then

exactly

u got vouched

stfu

lmao

[dire pike]

vouching doesnt exist

[fallen lagoon]

Bruh take this bullshit to dms

[dire pike]

yea u rite

[fallen lagoon]

@ocean perch

Please

[dire pike]

sorry g you wanna 1v1 bro?

[ocean perch]

who r u ?

[dire pike]

i bet money hes more known that you 😂

[fallen lagoon]

Could you argue with onslaught in dms

[dire pike]

sorry g lets 1v1

[kind plaza]

[ocean perch]

fr

he a clown

whole clown

[kind plaza]

u got destoryed

[dire pike]

😂

sorry g lets 1v1

[ocean perch]

@dire pike u didnt answer

how u got in KPD

[dire pike]

i sent a application

[ocean perch]

did u grind votes?

[fallen lagoon]

Ffs please argue in dms

[kind plaza]

tf is a vote

[dire pike]

sorry g lets 1v1 bro!

[kind plaza]

its entertaining

[fallen lagoon]

Not really

[dire pike]

is there a channel for links

[ocean perch]

im shit at 1v1 but ill destory ur ass in Ranked

[kind plaza]

.-.

[ocean perch]

u prob wont even frag over me

[dire pike]

we 2v2d ramen and liya and i fragged over you by like 4k points

😂

ite ima leave. you dont know how to argue 😂

[kind plaza]

[ocean perch]

🤓🤓🤓

goofy

im finna suck on them toes till they red

[warm pivot]

Ayo?

[warm pivot]

That’s a bit suspicious fellow human

[pearl tundra]

@ocean perch 🍿

Whine more please

[gaunt burrow]

SHUT TEH FUCK UP

tell me how raid totuga works

ive never played wtf r u supposed to do in that

[kind plaza]

get gun kill boss get more gun kill boss

and kill boss

[gaunt burrow]

and what do u get from killing boss

[kind plaza]

stufsf

[gaunt burrow]

kr?

[kind plaza]

no

skins and stuffs

[gaunt burrow]

how do u get the skins

[kind plaza]

u kill the boss

[gaunt burrow]

is there challenges or something

[kind plaza]

or fish

[gaunt burrow]

if u kill the boss u get skins?

[kind plaza]

yea under map challenges

[gaunt burrow]

ohhh map challenges

[kind plaza]

ye

[gaunt burrow]

is that the tortuga map

is taht what its called

[kind plaza]

ye

[gaunt burrow]

damn ncie

is there anything else that u can get not from challenges

like if u kill the boss does it give something

[kind plaza]

u can get teh contra + stuffs from the phat boss

and ship lap

and some leggies

[gaunt burrow]

so will it just drop on the floor or something

where do u find the skins

[kind plaza]

no u get it in ur inv

not tradeable

[gaunt burrow]

oh ok

how many times do u ahve to kill boss to get the skin

[kind plaza]

but u can get meat and stuff

[gaunt burrow]

meat :O

can i bea tit

👊 🥩

[kind plaza]

u get skins everytime u kill the boss, stuff ranges from shiplap (poop) to sharpened crab (also kinda poop looking) from the frist boss

and other stuff

[gaunt burrow]

sharpened crab is kinda bussin tho

i only have this stupid leggy knife

how do u get the cu m juicer or sharpened crap

[kind plaza]

drink alot of krum juice for juicer, 200 kegs

its a map challenge

the sharpened crab is a drop from first boss

[gaunt burrow]

damn what the fuck

[kind plaza]

and 2nd i think

[gaunt burrow]

really?

[kind plaza]

just grind it

[gaunt burrow]

so first time u kill boss u guarenteed a knife skin??

thats insane

[kind plaza]

no

its a chance

[gaunt burrow]

how much chance

[kind plaza]

first boss can drop it

idk chance

[gaunt burrow]

how many bosses are there

[kind plaza]

u can watch a raid vid or something

uhm 3?

idk if it changed

[gaunt burrow]

damn

ok thanks

im new to this game so thanks

[kind plaza]

👍

[gaunt burrow]

i want the c um huicer

looks socool

wanna juice dat cu m

[kind plaza]

LMFAO

[ocean perch]

@dire pike top 59 goofy

Im coming for top 20

[obsidian yacht]

@grizzled frigate truck

[ocean perch]

nice truck

[grizzled frigate]

did u create that

[obsidian yacht]

yes

[ocean perch]

whats it called?

[tidal plank]

i need help

finding joe mama

[ocean perch]

@dire pike top 49

xon im getting close

[dire pike]

please stop i dont care

[ocean perch]

looks like ur not top 20 anymore too

top 21

[dire pike]

please stop messaging me 🙏

[ocean perch]

idk bro u talked so much shit to me I think karma is biting u back slowly

[hexed narwhal]

@wintry cloud I got bored so I redownloaded guardian lol

[dire pike]

please bro stop pinging me

i dont care about your faceit 😭

[wintry cloud]

huh what

[hexed narwhal]

got future knight & the weapon in 40 rolls

the mobile game

[wintry cloud]

ohhhh gt lol

[ocean perch]

clearly u do cuz u invested so much time into it, looked through my entire match history huh

[hexed narwhal]

ye

I assume you quit playing

[wintry cloud]

fk isn’t too great tbh for later game content

[hexed narwhal]

been ages

[wintry cloud]

i quit months ago yeh

but i still have the knowledge

[hexed narwhal]

Ima try it out again ig

Bored

[wintry cloud]

i mean, basic comps have seen a rise

as least, before i left

fk’s decent

but wsr comps werent too popular

unless ur running monobasic

then again, there are probably better alternatives now

[dire pike]

ok bro i dont want to hear about your faceit anymore stop please

[warm fjord]

@flat hinge https://www.eppendorf.com/US-en/products/5920r-yoyo-us/

[flat hinge]

That’s badass lol

I’ve never seen that

[warm fjord]

it's built to be responsive

but i swapped it to be unresponsive, it has all the kittings

[flat hinge]

Nice

[warm fjord]

it really hurts to use, since it's like like 200 grams and all metal

[flat hinge]

Idk why people sell responsive yoyos way more difficult for tricks

[warm fjord]

it's more approachable

[flat hinge]

Lol I love metal yo-yos

[warm fjord]

people like to be able to get it to come up without having to learn a bind

LMAO FACTS

[flat hinge]

If you go on yo-yo factory and look for the edge it’s a rlly fun yo-yo rlly recommend

[warm fjord]

but yeah, i have a small collection of yo yos, a responsive metal, an unresponsive plastic, and a looper

i'm not really that into it cause of school and video games

i just enjoy having cool unique things

[kind plaza]

🪀 🤔 ?

[flat hinge]

When I got I’m my first yo-yo I saw the words unresponsive and I said that sounds cool I bought and then learned the return bind lo

[flat hinge]

I enjoy the hobby it’s like balisongs to me a fun fidget toy to fuck around with

I have a homdesign basilisk that a homie bought for me

[fallen lagoon]

https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1468992588682170371?s=20

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

K1KA, Twitch streamer, dies age 21.

Retweets

284

Likes

3936

Twitter · Dec 9, 2021, 5:15 PM

[formal rose]

i wonder why sidney reached out to me after he abandoned me 3 years ago? WHAT THE! vince get in! vince a hacker is attacking krunker. we built this kpd robot so you could fight it. i thought sidney wanted to reconnect and get lunch or something. no i actually hate your guts but you're the only one that can pilot kpd get your butt in my robot. NO i will never pilot this thing! alright get the other pilot instead. ugh guuhh. gosh darn it i'll do it. okay i'm inside the kpd robot and i'm ready to go. redbull liquid filled. launch kpd! alright let's get acquainted with these controls here. AAAHHH!! vince sucks. wait look, the kpd robot is going berserk! we've done it! RRUUUHHH!! boom boom boom. BOOM BOOM. the hacker is going to self destruct! dude that's awesome you beat the hacker however that happened now you can relax here at home. WAH! wait i live with you? yeah but don't worry i won't take advantage of you or anything ha ha. oh my god i was just joking. was that a whale? new pilots here. rush's arrived. who is this geek? i have to do kpd next to this dork? kpal? oh hey vortx. what are you doing here? oh just escorting rush here, not sakura. who is sakura? so you kids living with vortx now? yeah! he still tossing and turning in bed? ew god who says that? the frick. listen, more hackers are coming and all of you need to learn to work together. together? <insert banning hacker montage here>. sup vince good job banning those hackers. thanks stremz sorry i banned your account as well. it's all good! man fighting these players is tough. they're called hackers moron. yes it is tough. that is why yendis is sending us another kpd robot to help you guys out. oh look here it comes now. uh that thing looks messed up. nah should be all good. ohhh nevermind it's a hacker go ahead and kill it vince. alright i will as long as there is no pilot inside. oh man uh..AHHH!! NO! this was my chance to prove i am the best kpd! vince it's all on you! there's no one i know in there right? eehhhhhh. AAAHHHH!!! confirmation it's not one of my friends in there? rruuuhhhh!! still..trying to..get...more info..our pilot cannot function. activate the auto kpd anticheat system! what's going on? <psshhut cruussh>. uuwaa uwaaa. STOP! STOOOP! NOOOOO! ohhh okay his account is still there. we can still help him. OHHH NOO OH MY GOD!! vince nobody told you oh my gosh the pilot of that kpd robot account was your friend. AAHHHHH!! wait you mean stremz right? AAAAAHHHHH! i'm never piloting a kpd robot again! you disappoint me i assume we'll never meet again. sidney you SUCK! i like tech more than you and he's been gone my whole life! i'm so done with these guys. they probably won't ever even need me again anyways. ALERT!! not so fast hacker. i'm not losing this time. i'm better than that vince ner-AAHHH!!! vince? what are you doing here? just refusing to pilot a kpd robot ever again, what about you? spectating. tight. spectating is all i can do, but there's something more important that only you can do. like what? well there's this being called anti faceit program held in krunker hq and if that hacker comes into contact with it, it'll trigger the annihilation of all krunker players. so maybe, try to not, have that happen. they probably don't even need my help anyways. ffruuuu! oh there goes ej with an anti krunker account program. an anti krunker account program? that'll delete his account too! aw dang that failed. FINE i'll do it! what are you doing here? i am the pilot of the kpd robot 1! sidney! AAAHHHH!!! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! pffshhuu..u...my kr has run out! come on come on! BOOM BOOM BOOM! COME ON COME ON ALL ACCOUNTS ARE GONNA GET BANNED DO SOMETHING COME ON!!! Come on...<kpd powers reactivate>. RRUUAAAAAHHH!!!! NOM NOM NOM NOM! EW what the? it's finally happened. the kpd anticheat program has activated...yes i love this for mysterious reasons i LOVE THIS. RRUUUUUU!!

[flat hinge]

oh boy

quite the work of art

[fallen lagoon]

yes

very smexy

[formal rose]

it's not done i ran out of characters

[fallen lagoon]

new nft

[flat hinge]

even with nitro

[finite snow]

guess classic doesn't count towards that

[ocean perch]

@dire pike HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Look whos top 19

and ur 28

goofy

I won

all the arguments

proved u wrong

[formal rose]

PART 2 (READ PART 1 IN REPLY)
vince oh my god vince he merged with the kpd robot! where are you vince? any game can be awesome if you choose to play it.. vince where were you? ??? noon just what the heck is a kpd robot? i'll show you. this is the room where we first made kpd. in this room, vince, your mother disappeared and was absorbed into the kpd system. what? she believed kpd would save krunker. many have tried to stop us, including kpal. who was actually a spy from csgo. we just had his account banned a few minutes ago. WHAT? kpal's account his banned? no it didn't that didn't happen. you think that's confusing? hold on to your butt. remember when ej blew up earlier? this is where we'll get him a new account or whatever spare parts he needs. ej is an account but these are empty vessels. ej is a clone? hold on you're losing me. inside each kpd robot is a salvaged krunker player. ej has one too but these are empty husks they have no right to live. okay so my mom's soul was probably in my kpd robot. wait WHAT'RE YOU DOING?? they're just things they have no player so i'm destroying them. <starts crying>. this is weird i'm out. nothing makes sense anymore. i don't know where to go next and i definitely don't have any friends. huhh huhh huhh huhhh! are you vince? how do you know my name? everyone knows your name! you're like the most famous kpd ever! wow thanks! the way you said thanks has affected me so much...i love you. i'm sorry, i like you, i would love to be friends. that sounds great! let's be friends forever! yendis created krunker to serve us, however it is only serving sidney! that is super lame, we must take krunker back! good thing we sent a hacker in player form right into krunker headquarters. yeah that was a good idea. thanks man. let's get this show on the road. ALERT! a hacker is controlling a kpd robot! a hacker? he can't be a hacker! that guy was my friend! lame anyway go ban him. Uggghhhh...i must seek the anti faceit program who is being kept here. but first, i must give a speech about krunker players. PSSHU PSSHU PSSHU! VINCE! good you're here! so much for my speech about krunker players! i guess i'll just steal the anti faceit program and wipe out all of krunker! wanna see me start operation propagandize? wait! this isn't the anti faceit program! this is the anti yendis program! awwww the ol switcheroo. thanks vince! i wanted you to ban me! you should ban me now. bigship why? because i'm a hacker sent to wipe out krunker but i just fell for the old switcheroo so maybe i should get banned! but we were supposed to be best friends forever! i think all of krunker should be best friends forever. <banned>. why did you ban him? uh because he was a secret hacker. so, you banned him. right where am i? so, you banned him. yeah okay i'm over this. so, you banned him. shut, UUUUPPP!! why is vince always playing krunker?? operation propagandize is beginning, don't ask me how, but that was our master plan from the start, to merge all krunker accounts together and eliminate hackers. so the guys gotta being playing krunker? it's about to get weird. this photography is making me realize i'm very lonely. why do you do kpd? because i'm a little female dog and i can't really do anything else. steam sucks, other io games suck, all games suck. hey look at this. oh that's me floating. this is weird. hold on look, see now you're, walking around. look at that. did isen get tired of writing this? he's trying to show you that you can change your world internally at any point. i wish someone would have just said that. maybe if i decide not to be a little female dog, i don't have to be. maybe i can love other games and tell myself, i'm awesome! any game can be awesome if you choose to play it! and i wanna play other games! congratulations congratulations congratulations. i'm sorry who are you? alright let's wrap this up. thank you all so much!

[silk carbon]

PART 2
vince oh my god vince he merged with the kpd robot! where are you vince? anywhere can be krunker if you choose to believe. vince where were you? ??? noon just what the heck is a kpd robot? i'll show you. this is the room where we first made kpd. in this room, vince, your mother disappeared and was absorbed into the kpd system. what? she believed kpd would save krunker. many have tried to stop us, including kpal. who was actually a spy from csgo. we just had his account banned a few minutes ago. WHAT? kpal's account his banned? no it didn't that didn't happen. you think that's confusing? hold on to your butt. remember when ej blew up earlier? this is where we'll get him a new account or whatever spare parts he needs. ej is an account but these are empty vessels. ej is a clone? hold on you're losing me. inside each kpd robot is a salvaged krunker player. ej has one too but these are empty husks they have no right to live. okay so my mom's soul was probably in my kpd robot. wait WHAT'RE YOU DOING?? they're just things they have no player so i'm destroying them. <starts crying>. this is weird i'm out. nothing makes sense anymore. i don't know where to go next and i definitely don't have any friends. huhh huhh huhh huhhh! are you vince? how do you know my name? everyone knows your name! you're like the most famous kpd ever! wow thanks! the way you said thanks has affected me so much...i love you. i'm sorry, i like you, i would love to be friends. that sounds great! let's be friends forever! yendis created krunker to serve us, however it is only serving sidney! that is super lame, we must take krunker back! good thing we sent a hacker in player form right into krunker headquarters. yeah that was a good idea. thanks man. let's get this show on the road. ALERT! a hacker is controlling a kpd robot! a hacker? he can't be a hacker! that guy was my friend! lame anyway go ban him. Uggghhhh...i must seek the anti faceit program who is being kept here. but first, i must

[formal rose]

get nitro chump

[silk carbon]

discord wont let me use my card for some reason

[formal rose]

L

[kind plaza]

bruh

[ocean perch]

what

[kind plaza]

this

[ocean perch]

Who r u?

[kind plaza]

amazing question

[stone fossil]

[south stag]

Caught

[stone fossil]

In 1080p.

[pearl tundra]

@cunning jungle

[cunning jungle]

established gentlemen

quite fine indeed

[pearl tundra]

See these are the type of fellows we need in government

[cunning jungle]

thats true

[sour flare]

ncie acc

[remote cosmos]

problem taken care of

[sour flare]

get 5k'd on

[remote cosmos]

bro

that kid was literally camping with shotgun

[sour flare]

Too bad

5k on you haha

[remote cosmos]

I am still better

considering I was on chromebook the whole time

[sour flare]

No no

You were shredding

But im just better

[remote cosmos]

shredding?

🤨 🤨 🤨

tryna say something bro

[flint wraith]

HAHAAHAAHAHHAAHHA CHEVY

looks good

[formal rose]

wuh

[thick zinc]

:wuh:

[formal rose]

what is that email for

[thick zinc]

not an email

https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/requests/18939064

@formal rose

[formal rose]

fascinating issue

[barren harness]

weird

[sour flare]

garry

[wet widget]

that doesnt make sense

ranked is sweatier than 1v1s

[wintry cloud]

@grizzled frigate

[grizzled frigate]

hot

[wet widget]

life? never heard of it

[wintry cloud]

my dad gave away like, most of my cars to somoe kid soo

getting them back

[flint wraith]

HOTWHESL

[wintry cloud]

yessss

[flint wraith]

I just bought the new fast and furious set a few hours ago

So many fatf sets

[wintry cloud]

no idea where you would even find those tbh

i just get them cuz they're cheap at my grocery store

[flint wraith]

walmart, target

Online usually

[wintry cloud]

ah fair fair

[flint wraith]

since all the sets are gone before I get there

So I spend lile

40 bucks on 5 cars

[wintry cloud]

do you know how to like, clean the cars?

[wintry cloud]

[flint wraith]

mine stay in the package, I wouldn't have knowledge on that ig

[wintry cloud]

ohhhh

ur like the full on collector huh

im just like a little kid

i take them out instantly and start pushing them around

[flint wraith]

if I collect hotwheels them I'm also a kid

[wintry cloud]

https://www.shutterstock.com/video/clip-1027330685-animation-road-asphalt-loop-endless-animated-movement

i put this loop on my phone

[flint wraith]

how dirty are they?

[wintry cloud]

and put the car on my phone

and just stared at it

not really dirtu

just minor smudges

cuz finger oil yk

[flint wraith]

Oh I use one of those rags for your glasses to get those off

Microfiber i think is what they're called

[wintry cloud]

fair fairt

also

they kinda came in like this

but i noticed minor scratches on the plastic for the windows

and this was before it was opened

[flint wraith]

newer ones?

[wintry cloud]

like

straight out of the package

already scratches on the plastic

[flint wraith]

hmmm, is it most cars you get?

[wintry cloud]

yeah

the most ill do is like, drive them around

maybe accidentally hit them on something since idk

kinda hard to avoid if you roll it in a direction too quickly

but the plastic is never hit or touched

other than when i pick them up (depends on the car

[flint wraith]

wait I can see them too, scratches while in the package

[wintry cloud]

yeah

[flint wraith]

and they're like

deepish

[wintry cloud]

this one also came with minor defects on the top plastic

[flint wraith]

Thank god premiums dont come like that

[wintry cloud]

what are premiums...

am i just playing with broke boy hotwheels D:

i assume they're just collectors edition type stufF?

[flint wraith]

metal bodies and bases, rubber wheels

$6 a car

[wintry cloud]

oh shit wtf

[solemn cobalt]

holy

[wintry cloud]

that sounds so cool

[solemn cobalt]

mine was only 58k or smth

[wet widget]

its almost 60 km

[flint wraith]

@wintry cloud

[wintry cloud]

woah

fancy packaging

well tbh it's similar packaging, but it looks cooler

[flint wraith]

just a lot bigger

[wintry cloud]

https://www.amazon.com/Hot-Wheels-2020-Pop-Culture/dp/B08V4KK8W5/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=hot+wheels+premium&qid=1639109889&sr=8-1

i want

[flint wraith]

There are also

Super treasure hunts

Which can go for 100+ depending on the car

[wintry cloud]

that's...pricey

[flint wraith]

same as a premium but it's a regular car that you can get for $1 at your local store

Metal base, rubber wheels, and spectraflame paint

[wintry cloud]

i feel like i've seen that logo befoor3

[flint wraith]

I've found 3

https://www.ebay.com/itm/324780418629?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&itemid=324780418629&targetid=1262749490382&device=m&mktype=pla&googleloc=9020516&poi=&campaignid=13918135911&mkgroupid=125393261032&rlsatarget=pla-1262749490382&abcId=9300613&merchantid=138372010&gclid=CjwKCAiA78aNBhAlEiwA7B76p_tqIvYtoxEflsTmVkwqe5NtnutGO1wNDxqlf_b98JEj2PhYl561UBoCD7cQAvD_BwE

Long ass link tf

[wintry cloud]

bruh

well

time to invest in hotwheels

[upper marlin]

[flint wraith]

that's what I did

if I cash out now

I could get like

2.5-3k

but I like them so they have no monetary value

[wintry cloud]

that's fair

[flint wraith]

Have fun pear

[wintry cloud]

i will see what i can find

thank you for this knowledge

[flint wraith]

Oh and if you want like actual collectible cars that will go up

try rlc cars

[upper marlin]

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/18932158

[gilded crescent]

How the fuck did you reach 72k with only 4 100 pp plays

[upper marlin]

havent played in 2 months gang

[upper marlin]

i started off bad

[sharp crown]

@gilded crescent rest of the top 100 are pretty close by one another

no big gaps

[upper marlin]

you rank up faster if you actually improve

[sharp crown]

makes sense

[upper marlin]

rather than being good at the start

[gilded crescent]

That's alot of maps

Actually wait

[sharp crown]

I wonder if I could ever git gud at osu! again

[upper marlin]

also i have a fuck ton of stupid 50pp plays

[sharp crown]

I feel like I lack the motivation

[gilded crescent]

I was looking at mania

[upper marlin]

i lack input lag

i cant play on my current computer cuz my keypresses are off for some reason

[gilded crescent]

It defaulted to mania

[upper marlin]

i only play mania

i have it set to default

[sharp crown]

oh

then your 72k makes sense

[upper marlin]

pen too hard

my hand no worky

[sharp crown]

just use mouse

[gilded crescent]

^

Look at me I use mouse

And I'm still shit

[upper marlin]

mouse too heavy

[sharp crown]

look at me I use mouse and I peaked top 1k

[upper marlin]

g502 thicc af

[gilded crescent]

I play high star maps to look cool

[upper marlin]

sexy clicky keyboard way better

you cant do that on mania sadly

no way to flex

relax doesnt exist

only spam

[gilded crescent]

I dont remember how much my mouse weighed

[upper marlin]

mine weighs like 150g

[gilded crescent]

Mine doesnt have detachable weights

[upper marlin]

its the old version of pikachu

from 1997

[slim stream]

no

wrong

[upper marlin]

man grow a pair of balls

[slim stream]

still wrong

shall i reveal the answer?

[upper marlin]

no i dont care

[sharp crown]

reveal, if it's unfunny I'll kick you

[slim stream]

it is funny if u r a nerd 🤓

[flat hinge]

lol

[flint wraith]

bts man

IWBSOQNWOWN TOM

[urban crow]

Bts x Rick atsley

[flint wraith]

Okay but why does it sound good

[urban crow]

No idea

[cobalt mauve]

@neat matrixlord

[bronze kelp]

.

[warm pivot]

Yeah

If they get tagged by fsceit

You gain elo back

[flat hinge]

ohhh

[loud merlin]

hmm

[flat hinge]

Banned by faceit*

[warm pivot]

Yes

[flat hinge]

If they get tagged by kpd

[river prawn]

yeah if they are tagged in game u don't

[woeful rune]

yes they were talking about faceit

[river prawn]

[flat hinge]

You aint getting that elo back

Bullshit system

Gj faceit

I'm guessing that's why kpd can't tag in game

I've seen KPD mention that they can't tag in game, but can do things after the match

[flat hinge]

oh ok

[woeful rune]

thats why I sent that becuase well I saw the faceit talk and them bringing up mike saying something about faceit I believe

[warm pivot]

Lol

[river prawn]

when someone's banned by faceit their account isn't tagged so they can still cheat in pubs

[flat hinge]

;-;

someone fix

[woeful rune]

you are the KPD cant u like talk to them and figure it out

[flat hinge]

talk to the hackers and figure something out

[woeful rune]

not the hackers

I just

[flat hinge]

devs?

[woeful rune]

I'm going to bed this is too much

[flat hinge]

kat

[flat hinge]

gn

[warm pivot]

Have a good sleep Swixie

[woeful rune]

you too guys

[river prawn]

face it wants us to stay far away as possible lol, their decision to deal with ranked alone

[woeful rune]

night night

[woeful rune]

well then gotta listen to the faceit team

[flat hinge]

goodnight

[river prawn]

@flat hinge

[flat hinge]

e

[warm pivot]

BRUH

That’s dumb

If you literally have a vid

On someone going blatant

You ban them

[river prawn]

accordin to face it they might be just "young upcoming good players"

[warm pivot]

That’s the dumbest shit I’ve heard from people who work in ranked

So what happens if I go blantant? Faceits just gonna say I’m a “top tier pro NA player”?

[river prawn]

young prodigy

[flat hinge]

lol

[wet widget]

verifi when?

[flat hinge]

Being on reddit is defo gonna get u verified 😱 😱 😱

[wet widget]

mhm

[sour canyon]

So uh

The brush

[inner meteor]

hmmmm

[sour canyon]

The Japanese army is pog

but the tanks doe

💀

[inner meteor]

I think this is fine

[sour canyon]

Nice

[hollow valve]

xd

[supple geyser]

xd lol lol xd

[supple geyser]

keugner

[brave pecan]

random

[barren harness]

wha only 23 units?

[novel belfry]

is that 4k 60fps

[brave pecan]

no idea

[brave pecan]

[flat hinge]

any devs i can talk to ?

[novel belfry]

@loud merlin delete it, it crashed my laptop twice

[mild raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Dx6ztJ8jw

[brave pecan]

it didnr

[novel belfry]

if it didnt i wouldnt say it

[obtuse jackal]

👀

[polar isle]

Less go

[supple geyser]

absolutely based

[polar isle]

Rocket league sideswipe moment

[flat hinge]

Bad

[polar isle]

[flat hinge]

Had 20 goals once LLLLL

[polar isle]

This kid forfeited

How am I meant to get 20

If he forfeits like halfway in

[supple geyser]

imagine literally having a steering wheel instead of playing with the arrow keys on the keyboard

[barren harness]

lol

[halcyon vale]

man cant drift or sm?

[supple geyser]

what

[lunar ridge]

still

not able claim

[sour canyon]

I-

[barren harness]

Bruh

[amber mural]

I can't link my twitch server can someone pls notify the developers about this bug

[amber mural]

Same

[brave pecan]

[novel belfry]

🟥

[brave pecan]

[fast gale]

2020 supra ass

[rose flower]

Can i still clam if not linked but linked in twitch but not showing in krunker?

[vestal meadow]

Guys ping me as much as you can please

[frigid mortar]

Boomer writing detected

and one about KPOP fans

@loud merlin @zealous harbor 😔

I love how they're portrayed as saints tho

[flat hinge]

a

[zealous harbor]

smh

@frigid mortar send full

[frigid mortar]

that is all

5 paras

the questions

[zealous harbor]

lmao yeah

[craggy niche]

@sturdy gazelle how are you so good

@silk oar how u good

[left forum]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-paramedics-fail-prank-gif-15735413

kb mods attempting to finish a job ^^

[lofty swan]

Super idol…

[loud merlin]

lol this

[loud merlin]

its the cbse sample paper

official one

[frigid mortar]

yes this

[loud merlin]

available on cbse.nic.in

its shit

[frigid mortar]

it is?

[loud merlin]

yes

[zealous harbor]

@loud merlin ready for tmrw?

[frigid mortar]

cbse talking about racism in their papers

asking to be cancelled again

[zealous harbor]

nah its not tho

checked it again

[loud merlin]

yes lol

[stable spear]

@upbeat heron sent to devs

thank you

[upbeat heron]

Of course, thanks for helping out :]

(removed the images because it had my password Length in them but ill dm them to you if need be)

[cunning jungle]

unlimited power

[pearl tundra]

Pic goes hard can I screenshot

[cunning jungle]

go ahead 👍

[polar isle]

Try an awd tuning on beamng drive lets see how far u get

[polar isle]

Bcos u can’t turn how much u want also has a gearbox and clutch

[pearl tundra]

@grizzled frigate almost 20

[grizzled frigate]

ok

[lofty swan]

Grenada!!!

[obsidian yacht]

@grizzled frigate kb discussing their preferred girlfriend age

[glacial carbon]

Shut it

[obsidian yacht]

no u shut it ur literally into 16 year olds smh

[grizzled frigate]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[pastel jetty]

makes me feel like affix is 16

[glacial carbon]

No thanks

[obsidian yacht]

the proof is there

gg

[glacial carbon]

Unfortunate

Looks kinda cool

[south stag]

[pearl tundra]

@grizzled frigate 14

[pearl tundra]

Did the fan cost more than the pc

[grizzled frigate]

prebuilt?

[grizzled frigate]

16 or maybe 15

[pearl tundra]

Oh

[glacial carbon]

Yeah

[glacial carbon]

Yeah

[quiet wind]

Anyone wanna play?

[grizzled frigate]

nooooo

take it apart

check cable management

[glacial carbon]

Man why

@grizzled frigate its closed panel so doesnt matter

[flat hinge]

Why is bros head so big

[grizzled frigate]

ohh

[frail wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/894076775078957077/912129433991794779/A91209C4-9921-4BBA-9123-52DED39C759A.gif

[small storm]

[supple geyser]

i agree, 16 :)

(i'm 16 too i feel like i gotta make that clear)

[wet widget]

nah its too late

fbi is at your door

[supple geyser]

i would honestly find that funny

since i'm at school rn

[supple geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[inner meteor]

HAHAHAHAHA

that's so good

he needs to get mod

[silk carbon]

he stayed real wit it

[inner meteor]

becoming unfake

[silk carbon]

sadly

[remote cosmos]

[inner meteor]

shits not loading

WOAH

1700hp R35?

[remote cosmos]

white vossen wheels

[silk carbon]

baby(s)

[remote cosmos]

1400 whp

[supple geyser]

ZAMN😍

[obsidian yacht]

@inner meteor https://ibb.co/qn1qm8T

[inner meteor]

wtf that's your render?

[obsidian yacht]

ye

[inner meteor]

very good mate, but it kinda looks like this picture has a lot of "noise" don't know if it was intentional or not

[obsidian yacht]

yeah i only let it render for like 1 minute ll

lol

[inner meteor]

oh lmao

[obsidian yacht]

for a full quality image its close to 40 mins

im just setting up all my renders first

and then ill batch render em

[inner meteor]

jesus you basically spend all day for only rendering

[obsidian yacht]

yep

[brave pecan]

ye

[stone fossil]

Nice.

[ebon valve]

bruhhhh

[mild raft]

kb moment

this been going for 5 minutes

[upbeat heron]

@stable spear sorry to bother, but have you heard any updates regarding the Twitch linking situation?

[stable spear]

Not yet

[warm pivot]

😳

[cloud edge]

its sad that mg isnt there

f

@stable spear where the heck is mg07

[glass roost]

how do i get it in my inv?

[pearl tundra]

It's clearly star

[wet widget]

who owns this account

[flat hinge]

hes ass but ok

[vapid talon]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE CAUTION IN TRYING THE KOREAN SPICY NOODLE CHALLENGE

HOLY FUCK

I LIKE SPICE BUT HOLY SHIT

[main lion]

STILL NO FREE SPIN

[south stag]

[frail wyvern]

Get on krunker

Go to profile

Click twitch

[south stag]

@frozen shuttle These?

[frozen shuttle]

those are the old ones, no? @south stag

[south stag]

They're similar to the old ones but they're new

[frozen shuttle]

Oh

yeah the wand is different

i have the star capper hat

i have 0 time to afk streams man

this semester i’m always on the go with my laptop

starry visitors is kind of lit ngl

[south stag]

The wand looks pretty nice and the UFO head

[barren harness]

UFO UFO UFO

[frozen shuttle]

do we have to get them in order?

[wary horizon]

So u just sit there for 4 hours afk and u get reward in game?

[barren harness]

Idk this is my order

Probably on this order top to bottom

[frozen shuttle]

Yes

[wary horizon]

Aight ty lol

[south stag]

Yeah you need to afk for 16 hours to get the wand

[frozen shuttle]

i can do it for uh

[barren harness]

UFO should've been last

It's legit the rarest

[frozen shuttle]

you can’t start % on the next item if you don’t claim the 1st right

[barren harness]

Ruined the already low price of ufo skin

Actual kinda dumb idea

Same thing with dyes

[south stag]

Yeah you need to claim every 4 hours I think

[frozen shuttle]

it’s for the kids you bitch

yeah i can do it for like

7.5 hours per night lol

[barren harness]

I mean yes for good cause

[frozen shuttle]

since that’s when i sleep

[south stag]

The event is on for a week

[barren harness]

I'm not complaining

I want the ufo

[frozen shuttle]

true

[barren harness]

But why

[frozen shuttle]

I want the ufo lol

I want to make an outfit with FTK items

i have the hat

and the sprays

[barren harness]

Same here

[frozen shuttle]

the shoes + wand + back item will be neat

[barren harness]

Dude

Shcmoe

[frozen shuttle]

i have t go s

this

[barren harness]

Favorite all the purple skins from starlight

And set it on random

Swirch6 between the 2 wands and shit

Yeah i have all of those 2

@frozen shuttle

Gn

I sleep 2 its 2 am

[frozen shuttle]

gn

[south stag]

This is the order

[frozen shuttle]

it’s 1pm

Ok

oh good i want the first 4 things lol

check the live streamers on the right @flat hinge

Bary is on rn

with drops

[south stag]

Yeah there's lots rn

[humble zinc]

help me to recovery my password

[flat hinge]

Remember.

You're welcome.

[timber rover]

All I want is the star wand

[vital sail]

i love society

[native tinsel]

you are gay

[vital sail]

oh

since when did you know ?

[native tinsel]

since now

[vital sail]

oh

ok

[native tinsel]

no more challenges i guess

[remote haven]

@hearty parcel

[hearty parcel]

@remote haven

ahahahaa

#unmuteluke

[hearty parcel]

haha pleb

[remote haven]

uuuuuu\

how

[south stag]

Discord

[remote haven]

lool

i typed shit back in 2019 and all gone

lool

[median goblet]

Rip

Kirajen nuked the server

[pearl tundra]

@grizzled frigate It's for u

[grizzled frigate]

yeah

[tulip olive]

@sour flare

nvm probably dont even know who radial is

[flat hinge]

damn

[tulip olive]

@flat hinge of course no staff see this shit

it would trigger them beyond belief

[flat hinge]

shouldve made goldenaltrax mod too but ok

they only used to choose one of the trial mod mfs

[tulip olive]

this the shit the standard person doesnt see

[flat hinge]

Radial cool guy.

slv

algm sabe

[novel belfry]

wait radial was a mod in kb?

i know him but i dont quite remember much about it

yes he was a mod i rememer

[obsidian pewter]

Anyone know whats up with ranked? Is it me, or when you find a game, I doesnt put you into the game and it has the button "reconnect to match" but every time you click it, it does nothing? If you know how to fix this please help

[obsidian yacht]

@inner meteor they added femboy hamilton in the last gta update

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/758120457789636699/918955909135355935/os1gxmTh_4x.jpg