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its not in moyai?
NOT
LMAO
this is me
used to be me
@fresh frigate When are you buying me this?
At least get me the plushie.
discord merch
wearing it probably gives you +999 virginity protection
Perfect for my catholic friends
What's the prize
You lose 50 dollars.
The journey will cost the food of a year
I'd starve for a discord hoodie.
Talking about starving, I need to eat
Will see what I can do to buy discord merch.
skill issued
if you get faceit points from another game like cs or smth you could use it for krunker skins 
no
r
:o
lets goo
@swift fractal do KPD get it along with helpfuls?
??
soz
I dont understand the q
or do they still need the helpfuls
yh still need the helpfulls
150 halpfuls sheesh
@hushed shard yooo we have a stogger here
stog is me wym
I DIDNT PARTAKE IN DBU HACKS
IM DISSAPOINTED IN THAT TOO
no :[[[[
yes
my hax still better😎
jk
pls no ban
im not
25th owner
how ??
KPD knife
lmao
Selling his acc is allowed?
acct selling is BIG NONO
@pearl tundra Just to be sure, would it be this link?
just googled editor plus github and clicked on first link
why cant i send imgs
u ned lvl 10 or something
Yes
Keep in mind all collaboration members need it
@flat hinge
its
uh
@flat hinge that is spamming songs
@flat hinge crank 90s xd
noice
ig?
Yo anyone tryna give mea skin
fr
y he do that
lucky
right now im on the grind for void slicer and im trying to buy it with pure kr and im only at 9k
Hi
@dire pike u banned me cuz u were actually hurt 💀💀💀
you arent even top 100 solo queueing
anyone help me please I played ranked solo lost up to 8 times in a row
😂 your results are full of pub players
@dire pike doesn't matter, U banned me cuz u were hurt its funny asf
if u didnt ban me u woulda had a better look
lmk when you get top 100 solo queueing bro !
i own the server i dont keep people in it that ion like
u mean NBN does lmfao
he dont like you either. WIN WIN
stfu
anyone help me please I played ranked solo lost up to 8 times in a row
no one knows your name in this community 😂
yean got much talent
not even top 100 solo queueing
ran out of shit to say eh
just got an rgb care package in a server from someone else and then i got killed
when i was in the menu i misclicked and i got taken to the ranked page
lost the rgb package
kill me
fuck

ranked page doesnt make you leave the lobby 
plus its just 100 kr lmao
it doesnt?
oh
fhewa;ouboiufhawe;fuihawfouihan;f
because i hit back in my browser
also im poor asf so it wouldve been nice
Amazing
I don t know what im looking at
Same
lol scammed ez rgb
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The people
wow
In Detroit
City moves you
You don’t move the city
its like a blackhole
move there, become homeless, die of crime
nothing escapes except eminems ep
True
where can i send ss?
I miss the raps like Eminem
here
@lofty swan check this guy out
The rock rap is an exception
RIP
Ayo it’s the marvel super villain??? Idk
$uicideBoy$, Terror Reid, BONES, etc.
I live under a rock
Oh I listened to him befor
He’s an exception
I like how yt
Likes to censor his music
actual talent
150 helpfuls

kids be like ye this among us guide will work
i am looking for dude name BigBBaniel if you know his discord pls tell me
Does these types of shits even work?
Blue eyes and Yandhi arent even top 100
u saying ur better than them?
youve been thinking about this all day 💀


I don’t know I just saw it Lol.
:(
Girls can stand too 😈
When the woman has a child and noone else can look for it the child can come in with her
look after it i meant**
How the fuck do you man that
Sit
Looks like mr beans had enough bruh
The terrorist's Light recon vehicle in rts games
Toyota technical
Gamering
I'm just grinding ass val to gold rn
And I'm almost done getting milsim :p
Ass val
As val
LOL
Sorry
Anyways yeha good gun
@frozen shuttle

gimmi this
no
u hab?
used to, spun it in the beginning of the season then traded it away
aahhhhhhhhhhhhh
when you let your sister drive
wait ur indian?
nvm
.lfg
?
im dissapointed
@dire pike
Top 100 now
goofy
whos talking shit now
I gapped u too goofy
Ur not even top 100
ur top 129
stuuuupiddd
OOOO
aka fake leather
fake leather suprisingly feels like leather
i just want to be happy 
ye it does tho
and it feels nice and slim if i hols it without the case i have
huawei services kinda doodoo
@swift fractal
@barren harness heres in black market menu
!rank
lex boosting!
Very
@barren harness caught in 4k
lol

I caught you in 4k using goddamn light mode
@barren harness ???????
Lo
lol
amogus
i have over 150 but i cant afford it 
ifone
it looks like one of those flip covers that 50 year olds use
@flat hinge hoe
post
What is happening? Wuh hello is someone gonna let me know what's going on? Dude are you serious Kpal just gave Vince the power over Krunker this SUCKS! What do you wish for Vince? Hmm what do I wish for? Ohhhh it's like when I played the cello for the first time. The frick does this have to do with playing the cello? Uhhh i don't know I guess it's like a metaphor? What are you stupid? Who is this geek? Dork. Moron. Uhhhh. Puny worm isn't anything to look at! Vince sucks! Starting to think people hate me. Well I actually hate your guts. SHUT UP! You disappoint me. He's being a little female dog again. I think they could have said all that a lot nicer! Why aren't you guys nice to me? Because we all think you're a pathetic moron! Well you know what? You can just die then! Oh shoot. If the world doesn't care about me i'll just go away and they should go away too! Really all around everyone sucks. This is crazy this giant developer thing is coming out of krunker! Accounts down! I've always had a crush on Vortx maybe he likes me too! Oh my gosh this is crazy I don't know what's going on! We did it we friggen did it good game guy. Uggh I really miss moomoo. You were a crappy developer. Actually a crappy person. Eh that's fair. Wait how the nuts did I get here OOHH GOSH! I don't I don't even. Wanna see Krunker without you? Wow you're right I'm not in any of the servers. Is this where the game begins or ends? The frick is going on? We returned to the first version. No accounts exist. This is the world you wished for. Wait when you gave me the power over Krunker you were being serious? Yeah. Oh I thought everyone hated me so I deleted all their accounts. Well we merged into one account. Maybe I shouldn't have done that. Maybe I shouldn't have done that. Jebus. So you really want to bring all accounts back again? Maybe everyone will hate me, maybe they won't. But I wanna see the accounts again because you know what? At least my feelings were real. Set everything back to the way it was. Let people decide if they want to make an account or not. That seems fair. Everything will be alright. Anywhere can be krunker as long as you choose to believe.
alright i cba to read after 30% of the text
now dont chain this
vince bad
Ah
thats tl:dr
that was like half a year ago lmfao
jebus
gday Spur
its really tempting though
i will merge the entire story into one and we shall send it all
pog
Hello rojo
Wow, that should be pinned immediately, it looks very good, the texts are very outstanding, the rhymes sounds like a fire rap swinging down consistently, and note the fact of its very beautiful, aesthetic and creative words.
You are literally the best discord user in the whole universe, if mods sees this they would immediately nut in 0.420 seconds, every user will be jealous because of your huge power, everyone will praise you like a god, and the paragraph will become the main topic everyone would listen rather than boring teachers, it will the best paragraph in history.
And everyone agrees you should get owner immediately, even sid and vince will send you a friend request, and you'll even surpass and become the 1st in the discord app with only 1 paragraph.
Honestly, better than any copypastas currently in the whole universe and super well done, no signs of skill issues, good job.
ok man
y0
original work on top 🙏
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC0dSlpSrdY @inner meteor
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lets goOOOO
watch it, and then get real
eat shit
thanks tom
im sorry but
thats not a very convincing intro to start a tutorial with'
i feel like by the end im gonna make a fucking crack cocaine AK
not just some guy sleeping
yeah right
get real
become unfake
Wdym flower kid is a good at making skins
thats not what i said
that video intro was fucking weird

pp
The vid is actually good tho
Like it's what you want to watch if you want to make a skin
yeah and thats exactly what im bouta do 😎
watch me make absolutely nothing
bowling
@novel belfry bowling
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the fiat multipla 😻

why is the ping on that cut
what
hi
💀
ik had ze ook gezien lol
does this mean "i thought they're real" or "i realized that they're real"
holy shit
that'll probably be deleted but eh
He checked if they were real and they are real
ooooh
YOOOO
wait
tictac-ception
ong
🤨
👍
then stop complaining
you are not getting a helpful report for that
-_-
just stop arguing man no use
yeah they suck
u will mostly lose in kb argument unless u have great ppl on ur side
:c
you are arguing to an actual officer.
so
i stopped
they suck
listen to the officer you fucking brainlet
you forget that KPD is voluntary
stop arguing bro or if rush comes in he will just ban u
we don't get paid for what we do
yes
whos rush lol
he doesnt know rush lmao
i dont
if he comes into this matter u will get boomed
sure
What's An NFT? And Why Are People Paying Millions To Buy Them?
monkey pixel art

you also get them by screen shotting 
skins
dodging taxes, and its mostly digital art
you own a link to the hosting site that holds the original art
by buying nfts
that is able to be resold
Hope she isnt 12 

she looks 12.
ZAMN! She's 12?!
XD
middle school beach starter pack
I’m top 20😂
Notice how I haven’t played your garb ass because you solo queue 😂
You can’t be flexing top 100 solo queueing 😭
oh nah ranked beef
:sobdroid:
Able to ban this guy?
Ty
give me id @magic pond
lol
What
What
ohhhh 2018
old acc
ban me
not mine but still....
so many leavers
wow
yeh?
tf
ffs i cant post a trade in here
S
BAD
pic looks fake
alignment's all weird
Tho I doubt he will create fake pic when two are playing together
unless it actually looks like that
seems normal to me 
spacin looks weird
the first 2 spacings are 6 pixels and the last is 5
its bit off but probably a mistake by the devs idk 
grapes
grapes
No
a my brain
British
thats like 2.5x the actual price in my country
and that things tinyy
robbing children smh
Fr
@flat hinge
wtf does this mean kek
That is to test the quality of your recordings, just provide the file of the recording or a link if you have it.
what recording?
I do not know the context of that line
Thus I am afraid I cannot provide an accurate reply.
If you ever recorded a cheater, then put one of those videos there
If thats KPD related ig
ive recorded many cheaters but i deleted the files since they all got banned should i put the link to my only youtube video?
If thats a sample recording then I guess. It probably needs to be a recording of a cheater not just a random video
Any game recording then
we need to make sure your recordings have enough bitrate/framerate/quality
so a simple 1080p video of me playing would be ok?
sure
ok ty
just take a recording of anyone you spectate
@inner meteor Time to fully impersonate
L
wait
this is in the application?
mhm

did they update the applications?
@river prawn did they update the app form since october 24th
why cant i open any of my video files 
no clue never seen the app

eh?
what are u trying to do exactly
hes tryna find a video to put on the application ig
ah just upload it to yt (unlisted preferably) or streamable and then link it @silver lark
yeah im doing that now ty
np
Have you repaired your video player?
Because that will fix your issue.
how do i do that 
I didn't see that question so ig yeah
yeah its a new question
Later I will tell you my Ranked match starting soon.
bet ty
Not a hard question though 
real and true
damn now i gotta ask for the app form again before applying on the 24th
its alright
and its better for me

2 res WAYTODANK
as long as the recording is like 1080p and the bitrate is decent its fine @inner meteor
yeah yeah mine are 1080
OBS
i use GeForce
i can clip in 4k if i wanted
kek
My recordings aren't that great, probably on the lower end.
yeah and ur still kpd
which is calm

maybe i should change too
me going brrrrr with the scout
Watch noscope scout and millions of other CSGO videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
this has to be silver gameplay those guys cant even do shit
its not even mm ranked
its an community server
yea its the steam group
but nice noscopes
thikk thighs save lifes
thats the steam group
heh
not gonna complain tbh
multipla is an underrated car
fr
is this a threat
You're not safe.
ill listen soon
HOLY SHIT
yes.
GERMAN INTERNET BUSSIN
wait why is it that bad
i thought yall got good internet over in that side of EU
europeeing

ahaha funny
should be good
weird
35-40
download
holy fuck delay is insane
or megabytes per second?
megafarts
depay too ⁉️
gigashits
yeah ok..
phonk musik
P h o n k
those plucks kinda screechy
Mbps
megabits
that means that 40 mbps would be 5 megabytes per second
phart
shut up
well its currently like
1-2
max
👍
very gaming
@remote cosmos friend of mines wagon
vertical G55
sai has some rich friends
vertical
same dude with the lambos?
god damnnnnn sexy
yessir, different from the r33 tho
I see
R33? you have one?
friend of mine does
oh cool
let me see if i can find the lambo
buying a 2008 toyota carola for my first car 👍
make it a 6x6 with high suspension and hemi swap 
YOOO
ay man i daily a 2011 corolla
no shame
shits are reliable
fr
reliable because they still work
who the fuck HEMI swaps a G wagen
they still? they always have
fuck I was thinking about gladiator srry
uuuh
yeah got the lambos here. 1 sec
nonono
I drive a 2nd gen dodge 💀
neon 💀

DASH ISNT CRACKED THOUGH
last model ever made, signed by the designer on the underside of the trunk at lambo headquarters
beautiful 


galardo 
ballardo
balls
where are these cars? They seem to be in the same place, not a garage
extra 5 grand for the final model ever made, also an extra 5 for the signature
look like a warehouse bruh
literal final model?
its a machine warehouse in a not so great neighborhood
security to the max in that building
merci lp 460 tho 
send pics daddy

also a convertible lambo too

yea
it looks so new even tho it is a car from 30 years ago
homie got the batmobile
I seen it without a hood 🔥
that intake on the hood is nuts lmao
the side exhaust tho 
@inner meteor 
ikr
pardon my face dox but my friends stock 2,000 mile integra

back when i worked at a resturant
I REMEMBER THE FACE DOX
got da apron on 
cookin it up 🥄
face reveal 
what is the car name 
i want to buy an old car
isnt that the early gen toyota celica?
like driving a brick
thats right, second gen mr2 right?
not sure mr2s' has gen
I wouldnt get near this shit 
I have not seen it before
numerous gens of mr2's
look at this hottie
I dont like that one
no respect for the 90s man
@remote cosmos friends r33
holy shit
bro how many friends you got that got sexy cars tf??
lots
I have a 4th gen prelude 😩

I am 15 and all I have is broke ass kids going in the same bus as I do every day 
pics?
It’s seggsy and sounds good but it’s no skyline
i walk to school
it is cold
Ye gimme a sec
mirrors on that 33 cost 4k each
That’s 5th gen
That makes me feel beter 
👍
@flat hinge 
Y can’t I upload an image bruh
file size?
isnt the one that I posted?
Yeah but mines cleaner

No it literally won’t let me click file upload
rip
I can dm if u wanna see
ye id be down

U wanna see it?
ofc
yooo new timq vid
https://youtu.be/_5535icI780
Another Krunker Faceit Highlight video. This time I tried to start with a lil sync edit, lemme know if u want more of that or even a full edit. And before anyone asks about my css or settings:
Check out my Twitch and type !settings, !css, !crosshair, and more and maybe leave a follow :) https://www.twitch.tv/timq_
Songs:
Soulchef - Write This ...
honda preludes are so nice
yeeee
🤨
for the really underground shit look for Bones instead of BONES
also says Bones on the caves album
can you send the link? i literally cant find it on spotify
gg
no wonder 💀
how do i change country?
cat!
i dont see an option sadge

do u have spotify premium or nah
yes
ah I don't have so just took this off google anyways u need to go to this page and update your payment settigs
i removed the payment on my paypal
cus i took the free trial
and there should be an optio to change your country location in the bottom of the page not sure what happes after 
3 months
oh 
dont want it to automatically take my money once my premium is over
yeah then can't unless u make a new account with a vpn
u get an email like a week before the trial ends im pretty sure
or just use a fake one 
yeah found it
i found a booster
cant u get banned for boosting tho?
You can
why do people pay for spotify premium
isnt it still .mp3 or what is it
oh .ogg
still
I just download the songs off YT and save them offline.
Is that normal plan?
Is it still that much gbp now lol
bruh thats gonna sound like shit lol
14.99 nzd moment
wait new zealand is a real place?
not rly
youtube is already lossy
then whatever website ur downloading probably makes it shittier
Just dropped my second ever nuke. ratio looking good
thanks














