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and it will send properly
lol
but how can i apply to enter K.P.D?
I haven't been able to play ranked alot since my only match I didn't get to the ending screen coz it crashed trying to load an ad
get over 100 helpful reports and then email krunker@yendis.ch
krunker is so dirty
U mean 100 screen records of kids cheating?
wrong amount of helpfuls and email
ur forced to promote facit(cause nobody knows it) and be active in this dc
but i have 0 reports dude
its 20+ and kpd@yendis
rip
video proof right?
but 20 is the bare minimum
yeah
?
๐
wdym
ill show you one sec
I CANT CALL K.P.D
what lvl are you
well then you cant apply
7
you have to be lvl 15 to call kpd
lol
the lvl is not the issue
yo anybody know when beta ranked finished?
I simply find it funny that you think you could actually join the kpd
with absolutely 0 experience
do i need to be level 50 to be part of kpd?
yes
WHY
BECAUSE
i have to play 24/7 krunker
hradz is that enough helpfuls?
when it gets out of beta
idk
Don't u need 50/50 helpful calls
20
i thought when it comes IN to beta
then level 50
minimum reqs are lvl 50 and 20+ helpfuls
and u MAYBE will enter kpd
ohh
well yeah
LMFAOO
isn't being kpd a good way to grind kr tho
ofc its not guaranteed
make sure you have a 90% + helpful call ratio
no
0/0
Well the more you know
does calls work only on the basic mode or in custom maps also?
wow thats cool
no thats useless
ikr
._.
why would u hack in trading
how tf should i know
is scamming bannable?
y
yes
but that's got nothing to do with kpd
In most games it's just like
Yeah u can keep spamming but nobody likes u
do you like to be kpd?
@daring plank do you have access to ranked
@daring plank https://www.faceit.com/en/r/vyj9qi
NO WAY A BUG?
.-.
I built a portable speaker because the weaponized drone taser is illegal apparently. Now verify me for this amazing creation
PogU
Bad
hi where do i trade?
Anyone have knockout City?
@flat hinge do you have a higher res version of the render in #krunker-art?
Thatโs beautiful
fr
sexy
cool
im not playing rn
does it show me as online on faceit?
prema unless if you leave it
bruh
comp skins are pay to win
smh
yea but not rn
whats ur faceit nickname, I wanna add you
time

@harsh thistle 

MonsterWook
I cant decide who is dumber
(from waspy's stream btw
)
is ranked open to everyone now or just testers?
anyone invited to closed beta
ah sick
@chrome ginkgo has a invite link available I think
yeah my last one
how do you even get one
if you get a invite link and use it to get into closed beta, you get a link that u can give to 10 people which gives them access to closed beta, each of those 10 people get a link with 10 invites as well and its keeps going
ah I see
but ye add me on faceit
7-28 ๐ฑ
see opponents
saw
I go 2-37 in normal comp so I dont have the right to say ur bad
pretty fair ngl
nope kashy was 180 lvl
and only one of them was 37lvl
@tight shuttle
just cause someone is better than u doesnt mean they are cheating
just work hard to get better
Just because someone is on a team doesnt mean they are cheating
You said you found a group of blatant cheaters?
Yeah its stupid obvious
What
dude what are you saying....
Bro
your just dogshit
@tight shuttle send me the "blatant clips"
Mhm yeah ok keep saying that kid and hide behind some cheats
I wanna see Ricky demonizing you
keep crying

Ricky wanna play faceit when I get bacc :D
either way we still won against you earlier so cant be that bad
imagine cheating and loosing too
hes on a lvl 7 alt shooting us before we peek
its not that hard to determine
You'd probably accuse t2 kids of cheating
just because i linked a lvl 7 account doesnt mean im cheating dumbass
Ive played against T1 in ranked before and was fine then
Lmfao
i know talent when i see it
???
Sure ๐
our random teammate left we literally 2v4d and nearly won lol

False.
your a dumbass
He's unaware as to who you are ricky
hes just mad cause bad
Fr
I'm come you
@tight shuttle if you have clips why aren't you sending them?
I have a full recording on on medal and i havent closed krunker yet
send me the clips @tight shuttle
gay
send me the recording @tight shuttle
send him the recording @tight shuttle
reguardless i wasnt playing that match since im not worried about the elo
You dont need to ping me 3 times for it lmao
oh ok so it doesnt matter now?
send the clips @tight shuttle
send the clips u ape
Send the clips
send the clips
holy shet thats big
Hamd reveal
G.inv Hugaa
#bot-commands
anyone want to help me join the ranked beta thing i just need to invite 10 people
This video is no more than 3 hours long, based off the light color and refraction from the carpet and looking at your ethnicity via your skin tone, I can triangulate what time it is for you and find what country or even city, I can see which country or store produces the electronics you use within your vibrator creation, stalking you previous messages, I know you age, gender, hobbies, and tracked it down to 2 different people, I went to each of their homes, I found you, I am behind you, nice city here in kwangya eh?
@flat hinge
its 6am, was grinding whole day, feeling dead asf
why isnt krunker opening?
who thinks that shotgun should be nerfed
holy fuck
who really thinks that we should talk about this seriously
a shotgunner is like 21 kill 1 death
and a sniper is like 15 kill 5 death
but the sniper is actually better than the shotgunner
meeeeeee
no, its balanced now
range nerf would be good but its not needed
sniper is what needs a nerd
it has low hp tho
skill issue
@flat hinge its 12:42 am why are you inviting me to comp 
join what?
be the firstone to open the skytemple door
I'm only gonna play if I have a cracked team, I dont wanna de-rank 
wdym?
not join in the first place
I'm gonna have a team then join
you can make a temp one "party" on the queue page (top of the screen, near to the right) or make a perma team on faceit
fuck
I just remembered I have to study on the weekend
no comp grinding 
Lol
what is wrong with you
does anyone have good face it team

what
the person who is last in the opposite team just got 453 points 

U pro
nuke tamer 
uhh

Tune
Lol how u do that
fake display
It's on browser, so you know how people use inspect to activate the hackertog block UI? it just does that automatically
Oh cool
lmfao what
show us
Ok
you want to see somthing
help?
nope
AS region not supported
change to EU in faceit game settings
or OCE
depends where in asia you at
During a trip to London, this man did one of those things that every Hogwarts stan thinks about but never actually does.
At King's Cross station, he ran into the wall at platform 9 3/4 ร la wizard, quickly realizing he isn't one and running off before the crowd realized what happened.
Credit: Thijs Tel via Storyful
Original video: https://www....
Change region to oce it works then

@quaint lodge 
i met u yesterday
i said ur name ringed a bell
do you remember tkkt clan
@rapid tapir ๐คฃ
not even halooween anymore
why did it ring a bell tho
also i remember that game being very tilting

i got lvl4

?
wdym what rank
oohhhhh
diamond
the badge
yes
also can i mention the fact that there arent asian servers
because holy shit there are a ton of asians in eu servers
imagine not being in australia
I like potato
huh

thats so basic
ikr
lol
yea that doesnt make sense
i'd think they'd show off a new map or a rework
but they do that
weird choice

ok
Not bad
s||eggs|| gaming
๐ฅ

can any one tell me why krunker on Faceit doesnt work?
you're doing something wrong
but idk what
do you have access to closed beta? @trail ridge
wait what?
Faceit isnt fully released yet, you can only play if you have access to closed beta (for now) @trail ridge
oh ok
I luv gaming
Me.
But what if I already created an account?
Also collecting bunny items be like..
we get it
hey guys, im trying to update the client, but whenever i get the prompt to install it, it never installs anything. normally deleting the client and installing it again works, but it doesnt work this time. any way to fix it?
fucker ghost pinged me
Who?
windows key + r and paste this into it %LOCALAPPDATA%\io.krunker.desktop-updater\pending\Official Krunker.io Client Setup 2.3.2.exe
awesome
yeah
pog thanks
this is an invite
Ggs.
i already have beta access
I already signed up too.
so far im at 6/10 invites
WAIT.
giveaway it on twitter bro
or sell it for kr
too late and dont care

im still on 999
What is the Lunar AK called in the mods?
Nice
I still havent played faceit
Maybe these days
Im not a comp player but ill try lmao
What is the Lunar SMG called in the mods?
I am a champ
a what
A retar
What is the Lunar SMG called in the mods?
Noice profile banner on faceit
@silk oar swnd me a frien req then :(
wow
Iโm in bed
mobil

wut ?
can i be your friend
Baby weโve always been friends
Maybe sometimes even closer..

Be my fwen
@torn rapids
bro faceit email support is so quick holy shit
@torn rapids
imma take some notes 
you have good aim you must be aimbotting 
dont tell any one
@fallen rapids ๐ก
MรDCHEN
I would rather have Viagra 
ICH SEHE NICHTS
I'm waiting
who you calling a mรคdchen
blacklisted
hurensohn
KATZEN
Germans go brrrrrrrr

anime haram
JA
IST DAS NICHT NIEDLICH
@native tinsel please adjust your name so that it only contains these characters: Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn Oo Pp Qq Rr Ss Tt Uu Vv Ww Xx Yy Zz 0123456789 ^ ยฐ ! ? " ยง $ % & / \ ( ) { } [ ] < > = ยด ` + * ~ # โ _ โฆ . : , ; ยต @ | โ
gold rule 8

lmfao what a noob
lutschen sie meine latte
sehr gerne
wtf the fuck
@native tinsel wouldnt you say its adorable
spent 11โฌ for that
you could have bought 11 cheeseburgers
cute
so you bouta eat pusheen cats
"Put it in the oven"
-Noon
shipping takes time
no I just eat something different
Men I don't have German emojis
(I do have them but the are not allowed

smh my head
I have red with a cross emojis and the guy with mustache emojis
But those are not allowed
Best anime
hmmm that sounds familiar
I wonder who tho
??1?1?1
Hmmmmm
I wonder
is he like
@native tinsel send me your latte
check my status emoji
BRUH
The can't mute me for this tho. It's not an bypass
yeah they won't
I mean I hope
Would be weird tho
โ
ok
There are alot of crosses with red backgrounds
And men with mustache
๐จ๐ญ
mmmm GUNS
what else did Austria produce other than the AUG tho
a very bad person
adi
yeah I wonder
๐ณ๏ธโ๐
๐จ๐ญ ๐จ๐ญ

CAAPPP




Would be racist if this emoji wasn't allowed
ok haiden
real Sid gone
wait bruh wrong reply
๐ฅ + ๐ชด = ๐
can some 1 help me with the faceit stuff? cuz i singed up fore it but nothing happened

Some of Australia's world-changing inventions: plastic money, Google maps, latex gloves and the electric drill.
Black box flight recorder. ...
Spray-on skin. ...
Electronic pacemaker. ...
Google Maps. ...
Medical application of penicillin. ...
Polymer bank notes. ...
Cochlear implant (bionic ear) ...
Electric drill.
fail
Google maps?
You have to wait for a reply
what how
It's perfect on my screen
omfg
also I meant guns my bad
hm what reply? i just connected my acc fore faceit and nothing
like a mail u mean?
it changed austria to australia
bruh according to autocorrects Austria doesn't exist @hushed shard
Through email. It took about a day
ooo ok thxx:D
alr all see thx
ayo my kpd calls are 9/10 and i see ur kpd but fore some reason no kpd officer responded like since the start ov november? u know why?
Austrian inventions and discoveries are objects, processes or techniques invented or discovered partially or entirely by a person born in Austria. In some cases, their Austrianess is determined by the fact that they were born in Austria, of non-Austrian people working in the country. Often, things discovered for the first time are also called "...
heckler koch
germany is big austria
ok man
so its at least 90% austrian

@native tinsel please adjust your name so that it 3 letters or more and so that it only contains these characters: Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn Oo Pp Qq Rr Ss Tt Uu Vv Ww Xx Yy Zz 0123456789 ^ ยฐ ! ? " ยง $ % & / \ ( ) { } [ ] < > = ยด ` + * ~ # โ _ โฆ . : , ; ยต @ | โ
it does contain the G
oof
@native tinsel your mother
your dad
is a nice person isnt she?
left
wait bruh i dont think it gotta have the ยฐ ยง ยต
that shit looks like i just said osu
can someone server mute vortex pls
it did nothing
men he is just blowing in his mic and playing stupid stuff
hes gone
thx
i did nothing

?
fukc
@inner meteor try ctrl alt m
i said
@flat hinge can you not do that again

what about alt x
my ears are bleeding because of your stupid mic choking and spamming music



BENIS

CHANGE YOUR NAME OR ILL BAN YOU
tag him

you wont
you cant even ban him
HRADZ 
rule 8 confirm???
yeah man smh my head wtf the fuck
ez
ok let me add a letter
Rule 8 @south pawn ๐ฑ
AAAAAAAAA
abc
abc
please adjust your name so that it 3 letters or more and so that it only contains these characters: Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn Oo Pp Qq Rr Ss Tt Uu Vv Ww Xx Yy Zz 0123456789 ^ ยฐ ! ? " ยง $ % & / \ ( ) { } [ ] < > = ยด ` + * ~ # โ _ โฆ . : , ; ยต @ | โ
efg
sษนวสสวl วsวษฅส suแดษสuoษ วษฏษu สษฏ ษแด สษษฅส
สณแตแตแต
watch me be the only one getting rule 8d

damn they delete smallcaps
oof
opuษ
ยก
yes
สฐสณแตแตแถป
แตแตหกหก แถ แตสณแต
opuA
Mine pls 
โฟแต
หขแตแตแตสณ แถฆแตแตหก แตแต หฃแถฆร แตสณรณโฟแต แตลแต แตรฉแถฆ โฟว แตแต แตแถฆรกโฟ แตฤ สธแตรจ แถปสฐรจโฟแตสทว แตแต สธรกโฟแตแตแตฤโฟแต แตลแต แตรฉแถฆ โฟว สธร แตสธวโฟ สณรจ'ร แถฆ ยนโฐโต ยฐแถ แตแต โฟว แตฤซ แตฤซ แต ฤซโฟแตแถสฐรบโฟ แตแต แถปสฐฤโฟแตหกแถฆรบหขสฐแตว
หขแตแตแตแตแตสณหข แตโฟหกสธ
๐
What did this mean @finite saddle https://twitter.com/conspiirebtw/status/1450248590102781963
GG back on that unob grind, ty @LITESPEED333 for helping out and @senbtw for trading it B) https://t.co/GPujtMaGyw
so i assume
sen was trading for him
@inner meteor mine is better ngl
depends
one is groovy
one is hard
Ye
kinda matters on the mood for me
i traded my roller to him
this is better
Oh
100%
makes sense
but comparing something like deep house and hardstyle aint it
hardstyle wins tho

ando knows whats up

Ando

defqon 1 anthems be like 
damn random chat more active than general
the entire kpd fleet
โ๏ธ
- me
do you mind watching this 3 minute video of us playing against a cheater in faceit?
Imposter
Spongebob, Patrick, and Mr Krabs travel to the Mercedez Benz Stadium to do a rap cover of "Off The Grid" by Kanye West, Playboi Carti, and Fivio Foreign, off his ye's latest album, DONDA.
@whosthefactory on all platforms :)
yo, this took way too long to edit, wanted to get it out before the weekend, lmk what you think! the lyrics of this song...
level 30+
sure dm
would it even help
No
like they cant tag the player anyway
Yes they can
why cant they
not enough evidence?
Like your perspective isnt enough or something
Third person POV
lock on flicks?
whats the ign even
skill issue
^
i see all officers are here
yeah thats basically how it was
@jagged cape
it's obviously fake
๐
@grizzled frigate Just for you i decided to do another 6 star <3
top one team 2
ty <3
you make it look so easy iโd like fail on the 1-2โs
Took me 3 tries to do that map
man
thats probably gonna get deleted lol
nothing nsfw


wtf is this
when i was queing it had the green shield under my name
but when i join it says i dont have the anti cheat running
wtf
i got banned for an hour
wtf
shit game
so you need to have anti cheat client ?
Skill issue
i had the green shield under my profile pic
that means its running
but then i get that message
weird
;-;
yea because i got kicked for not having anti cheat
i tried more then 10 times
didnt wokr
work
got the same message
yea bullshit
i have more then 1000 fbi and it was my sec krunker game
the first one i got banned because it didnt wanna connect with the client
wait does fbi matter

anyone got a referral
yes
english 
when i scrolled trough my screenshots i found a karambit skin i made long time ago and it sadly didnt got added


Lmao.
nav got mad drip

@grizzled frigate explain urself
@silk oar

PFFFFFT
and itโs staying like that until you send me more
i had
ew
the devs thought i downloaded some images to make the skin
how he switch fits so quick
when i showed them my files on photoshop

F
mf had a different drink every time

This is why I talked to my chat about maybe starting to upload on instagram
and post pictures of myself there
.
give me the best picture of you that you have
The rest of my pictures are me taking dumb closeup pictures

Like these
perfect
do you know what i wil re submit it
are u crazy
its 3 different days

y u like this sign so much
its just a random spot i picked loll
also, u have too many shoes 
im finna make a youtube channel for krunker
gotta go fast
I used 2 different shoes in that pictureโฆ
I have 2 pairs of shoes
And 1 shitty one that I use for work and dirty stuff because I donโt care about it
white yellow and pink
at least not one of those shoe weirdos
people that like these need a brain
snail shoes
Yellow and pink
Oh wait youโre right
I have 3 pairs

mfw i know navs shoes better than he himself
I mean 3 pairs of shoes isnโt that bad
@chrome ginkgo
yeah ive seen that
Not only do I cook eggs like a beast, I also frag like one
Poop
@mild raptor 
L
I want wingman to carry my ass
bruh how tf is this a thing my dude looking like a 2bit

https://youtu.be/x2iZLQhQVYk LESGOOOO
This is the greatest conclusion of All Time
Allen's channel https://www.youtube.com/c/SufficientlyAdvanced
@wet widget I resubmitted the flame karambit
Discord: https://discord.gg/fJ5Vn62PTD
Settings are in my discord (:
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/floowlive
Profile: https://krunker.io/social.html?p=prof...
yea I saw it
Hi friends ๐
he tried
xD
Makes sense
?
bing bong
bing user
Ok fuck it I am never using bing again

I wonder whose blocked message that is
anyone here use ikdr




