random-chat

[past coral]

secret

lets watch wolf of wall street 5 times and form a business plan

[cunning jungle]

lets do a lot of cocaine

and hurt a lot of people

[past coral]

i mean tbf he only did that to rich people

[cunning jungle]

it wouldn't bother me who we do it to

[past coral]

i just put a job application in at the cia and lockheed martin

[cunning jungle]

send the cia an application and tell them you're just bored and looking for something greater to do

[past coral]

sending one to raytheon aswell

[south tapir]

@modest turret bro

i misunderstood Freja

you know how I was complaining about her losing her reveal perk?

dude, apparently she can see ANY half hp heroes through the wall now

literally wall hacks

thats a fucking buff, and by default lol. not even a perk

i was like ''why tf can i see some of the enemy through the wall''

[cunning jungle]

thats the new recon passive

but she also doesnt apply anti anymore

[south tapir]

freja had no anti tho

did she

dan said freja is better now and he explained it to me, i thought she lost the perk but now it is default

lowkey broken ngl

[cunning jungle]

old dps passive was like 10-15%? antiheal on targets they attack

so outdated

im glad they went back to revise passives

but i feel like they should be more character specific and not by comp

and every dive tank got destroyed by this update

they got worthless passives

[south tapir]

new supp hero ult is so annoying

but of course beams bypass it

irrelevant ult for Zarya

[cunning jungle]

she got giga buffed too

her new perks

and the bruiser passive seems kinda good for her

[south tapir]

of course she gets buffed

im a beast zarya though

im starving for some ow2 but i refuse to solo queue, i need hokage and hradz on

dan told me not to solo queue

because everyone is dumb

i lose all my hair on my head when I play OW2 solo queue ranked

[drifting spruce]

can we talk about

flanker passive tho

tracer is like now meta

bullet size buff

150 hp from MINI health packs

and like melee and healthpack as a combo is good

[south tapir]

oh my God as if she wasnt annoying enough

not even gonna lie i think if the player is competent, tracer would be unbearably annoying

even in low level, tracer can be so annoying

i was recommended by my coach to pick up tracer but shes too hard lol

[drifting spruce]

i playing tracer

iam

[south tapir]

are u like Masters

[drifting spruce]

diamond

[south tapir]

i peaked at d5 and then fell back

i main Freja

[drifting spruce]

same

i tried emre

i swear

[south tapir]

i didnt find emre so fun for some reason idk

[drifting spruce]

it felt u do 0 damage

but i had 11k

after 1 round on kings row

[south tapir]

yeah he does insane dmg

i tried him for a few mins but didnt find him that fun

[drifting spruce]

didnt feel like it

i am just gonna stick to like

soj cass tracer

[south tapir]

soj is meta no?

[drifting spruce]

soj is

[south tapir]

shes always meta lmfao actually

[drifting spruce]

the best dps

rn

[south tapir]

yeah i also started to pick her up

like im trying to get good with her

Soj, Freja, Tracer, Genji

the ones i was recommended to pick up

[drifting spruce]

who are u getting

coached by

[south tapir]

but Tracer and Genji are insanely difficult

a top 500 player

kap knows him

[drifting spruce]

i am lowkey getting coached by color

[south tapir]

actually kap made me meet him

[drifting spruce]

and like atlas

[south tapir]

who is color?

Krunker color?

[drifting spruce]

colorfps

yea

the eu one

[south tapir]

ohh

[drifting spruce]

hes champ tracer

[south tapir]

Atlas @spiral panther

[drifting spruce]

yea

[south tapir]

ah yes talked with him few times

[drifting spruce]

why didu ping him

1 tip

[south tapir]

was tryna see if it is the one i thought of

[drifting spruce]

never use ur blinks

to get to an angle

or flank faster

[south tapir]

bro tracer is so mind fucking

feels like a fever dream

have u ever tried Echo

[drifting spruce]

i played echo

ONCE

i am shit with projectile heros

[south tapir]

Echo is just very hard

i cant ever use her

[drifting spruce]

learn echo like later

[south tapir]

i have like 250 hours in total, all of them went to 5 dps heroes lol

Freja Reaper (top 2 heroes Im using nowadays) Bastion Ashe Widow

i dont use widow in ranked

very throw-able

[drifting spruce]

widow

is like good

on some maps

if ur confident

u can like play her

[south tapir]

Circuit Royale is a good Widow map imo

[drifting spruce]

reaper is meta

it is a sniper/hitscan map

so it is good

[south tapir]

Reaper is great if used correctly, but like

[drifting spruce]

freja is good

[south tapir]

he got nerfed recently

[drifting spruce]

but i suggest soj

[south tapir]

freja can be a beast if it is on the right hands

Reaper too but i feel like reaper is easy to avoid

[drifting spruce]

nah

[south tapir]

like i cant flank ashes, Junkrats, and some dps heroes

[drifting spruce]

i played reaper

[south tapir]

like Sojourn

[drifting spruce]

once

and i dropped 40 kills

its piss easy

but its boring

[south tapir]

it is easy yes but i think it is very counterable

[drifting spruce]

ashe should be easy'

[south tapir]

im not good enough yet for counters to not matter

[drifting spruce]

take ur distance with junkrat

[south tapir]

nah her shotgun just flies me away easily

[drifting spruce]

i mean

[south tapir]

i can deny her the high groudn temporarily

but thats it

[drifting spruce]

u still can do decent damage

from that distance

[south tapir]

rarely ever end up in a kill

[drifting spruce]

yea

thats good

just take highground

[south tapir]

i prefer Freja against Junkrat, Freja just stomps him

[drifting spruce]

freja

is good against dive

[south tapir]

yep

against Genji too

even Tracer if i can aim

[drifting spruce]

winston

dva

doom

[south tapir]

yea Freja is really mobile it helps her

Im sure Soj is great against those too

[drifting spruce]

every dive charecter

[south tapir]

because she can easily disengage

[drifting spruce]

soj is like

so strong

and easy to play

[south tapir]

yeah shes insane, shes like

an upgraded Soldier 76

[drifting spruce]

just play soj

[south tapir]

great lobby admin potential

[drifting spruce]

ashe also isdd really strong

nah but

i tried tracer today

middle east servers are broken

so i am on 140 ping

and no joke

it felt way way better

and i was on ping

the blink perk is intresting

[south tapir]

how many hours u got

[drifting spruce]

like 200

[south tapir]

shes insane

if u have good aim with ashe u wont be stopped at all on plat lobbiies

[drifting spruce]

blink perk is 20% more distance now

fucks up muscdle memory

but u escape faster

[drifting spruce]

duh

[south tapir]

reaper got nerfed ;(

[drifting spruce]

shadow step

[south tapir]

they gave freja wallhacks btw lol

[drifting spruce]

cleanse is gone

yea ik

and like

[past coral]

@cunning jungle @cunning jungle @cunning jungle @cunning jungle tirx is moving

[drifting spruce]

echo

[south tapir]

which helps so much

[drifting spruce]

did u see

sharpshooter

can i not say epstien

[south tapir]

epstein

[drifting spruce]

they put every pred in 1 catagorey

[south tapir]

yeah lmao

[drifting spruce]

ashe widow soj hanzo

cass

in sharpshooter

[south tapir]

luckily widow isnt widely played

they deserve it anyway

what region do u normally play again

eu?

[drifting spruce]

middle east

bro middle east

i cant say what i want to say here

[south tapir]

Do u get fine ping on eu

[drifting spruce]

i get like 120

but bro

middle east is so just counter swappers

and like pockets

i played against a bastion

that got jetpack cat to fly him in turret form

with a mercy pocket

and zarya bubble

we still won

[past coral]

okay but lets get the both of you tapped in on deadlock

[drifting spruce]

i play deadlock

[past coral]

🥹

[drifting spruce]

only with like snaq and atlas

[past coral]

i soloqueue

[drifting spruce]

i understand 0 things

[past coral]

have you watched any youtube videos on it?

[drifting spruce]

atlas triedd to explain it to me

but i was too low iq to understand

snaq carrying on viscous

[past coral]

i main vindicta

she's so fun

but she cant really win a game by herself

[drifting spruce]

i play haze

vindicta

haze becz shes similar to tracer

ig

[past coral]

vindicta is kinda just easy to play

[drifting spruce]

we need to make everycharecter hitscan

[past coral]

do you use builds from the build browser or make your own?

🥹

[drifting spruce]

abro

bro

i invented shit

atlas made fun of me

[past coral]

😟

[drifting spruce]

i had 4 actives

and didnt use a single one

[past coral]

LOL

[drifting spruce]

i click on the coolest one

[south tapir]

literally eu

i bastion for 5 secs, they go sigma genji

[drifting spruce]

nah

i played eu

with fingerz

ausp

[south tapir]

freja for 5 secs, they go soldier emre

[drifting spruce]

and lowkey

eu is more fun to play

and i am rn forced to play eu

[past coral]

i have a silly vindicta build i use

[drifting spruce]

and it feels to refreshing

[past coral]

i took a top build and modified it

on what i saw fit

[drifting spruce]

idk

what type of builds

there are

[past coral]

so for like haze she's a gun damage character so u dont really wanna build spirit as much

[drifting spruce]

@spiral panther so u lied

[past coral]

i mean u can build spirit

you prob want some spirit for your fixation

but mainly gun i think

[teal oyster]

Haze needs some spirit for ammo

[past coral]

merc mag on sleep dagger surely

[cunning jungle]

merc is kinda noob for haze

surge of power on dagger is really good

since you also buy slowing hex usually

you get 4.8 there

and surge gives great stats for haze

[cunning jungle]

.12?

i see its down now

i was just at lunch

[past coral]

it was there yeah

[cunning jungle]

also moving to random chat is actually so funny

there's NOTHING happening in general

[past coral]

you know i hit 4.8k spirit super fast on vindicta

[cunning jungle]

4.8 is good for haze because ammo and fixation damage

and dagger

since it has surge imbue too

[past coral]

i get 4.8k on gun and spirit really fast tbh

[cunning jungle]

blitzgpt explain what 4.8k actually does

[past coral]

big power spike

[cunning jungle]

in what manner 😭🙏

[past coral]

what

@cunning jungle @cunning jungle @cunning jungle back over 12

there's 600k shares for sale at 20 cents

they must know something

[cunning jungle]

im seeing now

[past coral]

im setting mine for sale at 1950

[cunning jungle]

all of my stocks have turned green today

im so blessed

im thinking we're gonna have another last minute squeeze on this

i honestly might stay here at work until 4

just to keep an eye on this

[past coral]

i think wto is gonna do the silly thing again and hit a dollar at close

ive got a sell placed at 95 cents on that

someone just listed a ton of tirx for 42 dollars per share

hold on they might be onto something

[cunning jungle]

i wonder who might be behind this

....

[past coral]

whens the big o winner coming out btw

[cunning jungle]

im keeping my brother in loop on this because he wants to get in on this dogshit

[cunning jungle]

may 16th

mark your calendar

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-gambling-gamble-gambler-gambling-addiction-gif-25801242

[past coral]

the order flow is still a net negative

@teal oyster did you see this

[cunning jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-could've-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game-squid-game-edit-squid-game-edit-meme-i'm-so-scared-gif-12360771953743496060

[past coral]

oh my god

did you see that

[cunning jungle]

holy

yeah

[flint wraith]

So like why does Kapkhan have gif perms but I don’t

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086261802356178996/1103009468565962842/clawpuppetondrugs_1.gif

[cunning jungle]

you dont?

[flint wraith]

Oh this is random chat

I’m a fucking idiot

[cunning jungle]

this is random chat

[past coral]

its time to get serious kapkhan

[cunning jungle]

we've been sanctioned away by the overlord devil

because krunker bunker general is ONLY for KRUNKER!

[past coral]

https://tenor.com/view/folk-son-baby-cat-ai-baby-gif-2350208044854177893

[past coral]

yeah we cant talk about anything else anymore besides krunker in general

[flint wraith]

That’s gay

This server is so shit now

[past coral]

(not a real rule)

just making a point

[astral crypt]

did they yell at yall

[modest turret]

Its because devil made the rule

[astral crypt]

ah yeah

he's the head KB mod, right?

[modest turret]

Hes leading the revolution

[cunning jungle]

because krunker is alive and we just love dead server

[modest turret]

It goes above krunker mods

[past coral]

@cunning jungle lets get our speech ready for our mega win today

also lets buy 1000 acres and build a church on it so its tax free

[cunning jungle]

the church of saint kap

[past coral]

little saint kaps

[unborn atlas]

its not gonna be a church kap

we all know that

[past coral]

what bella

no it will be a church

[cunning jungle]

I'm kinda the saint of krunker

if you think about it

[past coral]

how else will we get donations

[past coral]

@cunning jungle you know we're waste management consultants if anyone asks right

[cunning jungle]

uhuh..

@past coral can this stock do something already holy shit bro

my god

[past coral]

you know it likes to wait until closing time

[cunning jungle]

do you think kmt would enjoy us talking about stocks

this is real trade talk

[past coral]

i mean it does have market in the name

and trading

if tirx cant get past 1225 again it may be over for the day

[cunning jungle]

oh it just took a hit

do we really just need to wait for the end of day squeeze

this is so aids LOL

[past coral]

yeah trading really isnt fun 99% of the time

[cunning jungle]

up we go again

[past coral]

its topped out at 1225 twice today already

[cunning jungle]

my goddddd

[south tapir]

@drifting spruce dude freja is insane

the new perk really makes it so ez for me to get kills

i mean the reveal thingy

literal wallhacks being default is so good

@modest turret does it reveal the enemy for you too or only for me?

when Im Freja

[modest turret]

Just for you

[south tapir]

yea actually only me

a whole team would have wallhacks lmfao

also dominated with ashe

and sojourn when I played her

[modest turret]

It'd basically make widows ult useless

[south tapir]

never played bastion today no bastion

i was a little worried for that last rialto game

[modest turret]

I wasn't very worried since I knew that all we had to do was just destroy dvas mech

And kiri was the only useful heal

Lucio was doing whatever

[cunning jungle]

@past coral YES we are hitting .13 today

[south tapir]

yea she saved them a lot tbf

i hit 3 bolts on Emre and still got saved anyhow

i had to get many 3 ks with my ult too

she kept teleporting which annoyed me

[past coral]

are we tapping out there

[south tapir]

Hokage ngl tho I enjoyed the games today

even the ones we lost

OW is bringing me joy

[cunning jungle]

no

[past coral]

😟

[modest turret]

Yea they were fun

The ones we lost were fun up until we lost

[cunning jungle]

im gonna tear my skin off bro

[past coral]

holy fuck lets just close our accounts and go to the casino

[cunning jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/doaenel-screaming-hecarim-gif-21410782

I WANT TO PULL OUT

FUCK

[past coral]

this is what i mean when i say trading sideways

[south tapir]

Sojourn is criminal ngl

bro ill be a beast sojourn freja and reaper

and ashe

[modest turret]

If we keep this up we can get like maybe plat 3 on placements

I dont remember how many games we've done

[south tapir]

like 6 i think

you can queue on dps btw

[past coral]

@cunning jungle nothing ever happens to tirx

[cunning jungle]

IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

we're going to have to track this fucking afterhours to 4am

because i know for a fact they're going to pull that shit again

[past coral]

you think i should dip out of wto?

i could make a little

[cunning jungle]

wto looks like its setting up for another big run

[past coral]

it does

i have an auto sell at 90 cents

[cunning jungle]

lets just take all this and put it straight into voo and let it sit forever

and stop gambling

[past coral]

“stop breathing “

[cunning jungle]

ok maybe we can set some aside to play with

but the rest goes into voo

chances are we are losing to voo daytrading anyways

better to just let the professionals do it

[past coral]

you know its not about the money for me right twin

well the money is nice

but on my god its so fun

[cunning jungle]

@past coral on GOD we are recovering from this dip

[past coral]

on pancitos LIFE

[night matrix]

Wait

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[night hearth]

ts is fake

[night matrix]

No its real

[past coral]

@cunning jungle lock in wto might run

[night matrix]

How is it fake if i really sended it there

Its not fake

Its real

[cunning jungle]

pleasseeeee

tirx i need this

[past coral]

are we the copers now

[cunning jungle]

not even coping that we've lost anything

just that we aren't getting more

LOL

remember when people were down thousands

[past coral]

people still are bro

the avg cost is 20 cents 😭

[cunning jungle]

wait

somethings happening

nvm

like???

wait

somethings happening

[past coral]

after hours may do something

[sonic geode]

Are you after hours trading

[cunning jungle]

we have to stay on top of it

@past coral are we even able to make tpsl orders during close?

[south tapir]

@night matrix ur black

[past coral]

i dont think so(?)

[cunning jungle]

lets go till 4am

[past coral]

@cunning jungle @south tapir they’re moving off the krunker topic in general you may have to remind some people

[south tapir]

this chat is heaven

lets make random chat the meta

[past coral]

@cunning jungle lets look into biggest after hours losers

that could be a good play

[night matrix]

Yep

[cunning jungle]

have you seen what ive been saying

[cunning jungle]

this is our home

promised to us in 2019

[south tapir]

the weather is so good over here

[cunning jungle]

the mods dont even look here

we're safe from persecution

and from devilisop

is this heaven?

[south tapir]

Dude dont say his name

It is bad omen

[cunning jungle]

omen?

[south tapir]

He Who Shall Not Be Named

[cunning jungle]

Reflick [Omem]

@livid egret

[past coral]

it seems like you’re going to have to start warning

[warm lion]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1145564528562667630/1148732536290291875/speed-6.gif

[cunning jungle]

@south tapir listen to i really like you pt1 and pt2

[past coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1386949837345394688/1386949967800701009/togif-1.gif

[teal oyster]

Oh this is where the fuckers went

[past coral]

yeah you didnt here

general is for KRUNKER

[cunning jungle]

this is our promised land

?

[past coral]

not DEADLOCK

[cunning jungle]

not STOCKS

or OVERWATCH

or MUSIC

[south tapir]

keyword keyword

[teal oyster]

Glad someone is finally stepping up to take bunker back to its former glory

[cunning jungle]

worst person you know makes dogshit take

🥹

[teal oyster]

Lets bring krunker back with these Adobe Substance Painter 2025™ default textures

[past coral]

pancito you arent gay enough to use that slur you called me a minute ago

[teal oyster]

And lets bake lighting on the wrong side

[cunning jungle]

[south tapir]

[past coral]

[cunning jungle]

secret does ando still hate me

[south tapir]

havent asked him

[teal oyster]

You getting blitz in deadlock or is that our little secret

[south tapir]

Im sure he loves you

[teal oyster]

Bonus points if you love EU hardstyle

[cunning jungle]

wait

are we twins

???

[teal oyster]

Ok

[past coral]

what

[teal oyster]

Man how is that otjer server so damn active

[teal oyster]

What rank is your main again

[past coral]

pisslow

[teal oyster]

Like what

Sub ritualist?

[cunning jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/too-loud-gif-4230714017150706172

[past coral]

its bouncing around arcanist

[teal oyster]

Ok grear

[south tapir]

im in love with the fact we can share gifs here

[past coral]

tbf kap would call anything sub ascendant pisslow

[teal oyster]

Kap doesnt get an opinion

[past coral]

and say something like “game starts at eternus”

[placid shore]

https://tenor.com/view/logan-paul-agartha-hyperborea-vril-never-stress-gif-11274561450443714960

[cunning jungle]

i dont think we can post that mucnutty

[placid shore]

Hes just looksmaxxing

[teal oyster]

But actually how are you in blue

[past coral]

what

[teal oyster]

Is arcanist not blue?

[cunning jungle]

green

[teal oyster]

Is it green

Ah

[cunning jungle]

before the rank dist upgrade

the game was like

[teal oyster]

Unc

[south tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1463624864773439540/1kew12_3.gif

[cunning jungle]

initiate - rit subhuman

[teal oyster]

How you even get this

[cunning jungle]

emissary-oracle elo hell

[past coral]

if you’re oracle or below just uninstall

[cunning jungle]

phantom - asc intelligent life

[south tapir]

Scream if you want to impregnate yoshi

[cunning jungle]

e1-e6 geniuses

[south tapir]

I was one of the muted fellas on that day, pantico...

[teal oyster]

Stood in front of the tank

[past coral]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-deadlock-silver-silver-deadlock-silver-gif-1187610769141679918

[cunning jungle]

Ethereal Shift

[past coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1461056772037935246/1463925903133249822/caption.gif

[south tapir]

NOT EVEN ABRAHAM IS PULLING US OUT WITH THIS ONE

@cunning jungle also forgot to respond

will listen to those soon

[cunning jungle]

brilliant

i can't wait to shower

[livid egret]

omen

[teal oyster]

We should just use random chat as main

Everyone has them shit perms they want

[past coral]

for real

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1471004881706946723/Silverfaster.gif

[teal oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196338144201801728/1403414422835167292/goo_tumby.gif

And you neber linked me the song

Atp if you do link me it and weve come all this way for it to be ass

I cant listen a single rec from you ahain

[past coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1317193114451972147/1462669590281850910/fullofsnipes2.gif

[past coral]

do you just not ever use google

[teal oyster]

So aggressive

[teal oyster]

So you want even more of my time

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1462842381568180378/rem.gif

[past coral]

lers just listen to duster

[teal oyster]

Ok link

[past coral]

…

[teal oyster]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5dT4PKlax6NLXh0weLpAXK?si=jHF1jLotR2uZYLFwFZSlTQ

Here's the track for ur story

Even linked it for you

[past coral]

you know i dont use spotify right

[teal oyster]

Cause its not hard

[past coral]

and if i start posting apple music links its like a 50/50 of doxxing myself

[teal oyster]

Instagram adding songs uses spotify bud

[teal oyster]

Lol

[past coral]

did you ever listen to elvis depressedly

https://open.spotify.com/track/6vPYIBYfygg9JZfn214gfz?si=QYkNlZA3RV-Vdny4Cb0I3g

@cunning jungle tirx

[south tapir]

@modest turret

do you want to ow2 in 20 mins

[subtle patrol]

g

[modest turret]

Sire

[south tapir]

amazingo

@silk oar

bro

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Turkish man drove a forklift into a jewelry store, stole 150 grams of gold, and ran away on a donkey.

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im fucking crying rn

[silk oar]

😭

[past coral]

nav change your status 😭

[cunning jungle]

whats happening

i was putting air in my tires

oh lmfao

[past coral]

it went up to 12 and back down

[cunning jungle]

yeah no problemo

thats manageable

lets see what happens at open tho

or late night

[past coral]

it closes at 8

pm

[south tapir]

@modest turret are you ready

[modest turret]

I'm in a stadium game but ill be ready after

[south tapir]

kk

ill be in a custom game then

[cunning jungle]

and early hours!

[past coral]

4am

[cunning jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/convoy-driving-traffic-crazy-driving-gif-12158045

random chat

[south tapir]

yeah i think we should chill a bit cuz this chats moving too fast

[cunning jungle]

i really need a haircut

[past coral]

@cunning jungle send me a vindicta build

[cunning jungle]

i just got out of the shower

i look like victor

[novel belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hq3CMFAOJA

[modest turret]

@south tapir I think today overall was a success

[south tapir]

yeah I believe so

we won more than we lost for sure

the only game in which i was genuinely terrible was that Busan game

rest were very good or mid at worst

@cunning jungle ok so Dan said I suck ass with Bastion and improving incredibly fast with Freja and Reaper

[cunning jungle]

im talking to him right now

[south tapir]

i basically switched to Sojourn from Bastion

[cunning jungle]

his uni team is about to play

[south tapir]

yeah

sent me link too

[cunning jungle]

we are ALL watching dan compete

[south tapir]

will he lucio

[cunning jungle]

may be ana

hes forced to fill lucio though

[south tapir]

he actually enlightened me a ton about Rialto

[cunning jungle]

thats why he wanted to practice with me

[cunning jungle]

did you learn about the secret path on point 2

[south tapir]

with Ball?

[cunning jungle]

his lucio

generally

[south tapir]

no i meant you Ball him Lucio but yea gotcha

[cunning jungle]

dude we were playing on rialto

[south tapir]

bro I swear

Rialto feels so common now

[cunning jungle]

and he got so fucking mad while we were on attack

[south tapir]

more than usual, maybe just coincidence

[cunning jungle]

because he forgot that we held them half way at 2nd point

and that we were literally about to win the game

😭 \

[south tapir]

he said positive things about ur Ball btw lol

[cunning jungle]

@teal oyster are we group watching dan competing

[cunning jungle]

my orisa is thanos too

its unethical but sometimes i have to

[south tapir]

she said your Ball is very good, Zarya is good

dont you fall asleep playing Orisa

she feels too boring to me idk why

[cunning jungle]

nvm he just got subbed

[south tapir]

yeah he messaged me saying hes subbed off

for the first game ithink

[cunning jungle]

its kinda fun when you hit denies

with spin and spear

[modest turret]

Unlimited ammo with fortify is fun too

[cunning jungle]

i was holding highground on 2nd

[teal oyster]

Is it streamed

[cunning jungle]

because i had to stop genji and soldier from taking upstairs

so they went to cart and i hit a 5 man terra

dropping from top

[south tapir]

You have two options.

Either stay homeless for the rest of your life, or try to kill Orisa (which takes 1 hour)

[teal oyster]

Nothing changes or kill orida

[cunning jungle]

you will always be homeless you're never taking space from her \

if youre a measly dps

[cunning jungle]

it is but he just got subbed off

[south tapir]

when ur reaper and ur supposed to do gigaton of dmg close range but she tanks it all anyway.

[teal oyster]

Tuned out

[cunning jungle]

yeah id spear you into the wall and force your wraith

sorry secret

[south tapir]

and bastion does NOT counter orisa

Google is so untrustworthy

maybe im just stupid with bastion

yeah dan said i am

just freja man

[cunning jungle]

hardcover is lethal

[thick kiln]

@south tapir is there a tiktok version of LOTR plz, too long for me

[south tapir]

her self-shield or whatever you call it is so op

like bastion legit does no dmg to her

[cunning jungle]

javelin spin?

[south tapir]

fortify

[cunning jungle]

oh

[south tapir]

she becomes yellow and all

[cunning jungle]

yeah i think its 50% reduction and bonus armor

[south tapir]

turret modes got nothing on bro

but yeah as of few days ago i switched to sojourn

and dominated today with sojourn

[cunning jungle]

you just need to play around her cooldown cycles

[south tapir]

she does well against orisa actually

[cunning jungle]

and if youre on rialto you could probably take the side angle (if attacking)

[south tapir]

sojourn is so mobile i can just attack orisa from sideways

[cunning jungle]

since orisa would be on the corner

[south tapir]

cant do that with bastion cuz id die immediately, hes pathetic

Kap what dps do you main

[cunning jungle]

the angle with the long bridge?

out of spawn

[south tapir]

no generally

i dont bastion on rialto unless on defend (not anymore at all actually)

i prefer ashe on Rialto for defend

[cunning jungle]

genji

[south tapir]

freja on attack 100% until the last point

[cunning jungle]

i play hanzo to be a terrorist

[south tapir]

then reaper

[cunning jungle]

im kinda good at reaper

[south tapir]

reaper is so ez i think anyone can be good at him if they have enough game sense lmao

he feels very simple especialy compared to genji and hanzo

i wanna pick up tracer one day btw

shes so fun to play

just mind boggling

[cunning jungle]

another day another substance painter session

am i doomed forever?

[south tapir]

is Dan never playing today

or just the first game

[cunning jungle]

maybe he will get swapped ?

[south tapir]

i hope so

[cunning jungle]

i dont know

his team roster fucking sucks

[south tapir]

he said first game so

[cunning jungle]

his hitscan player is diamond

[south tapir]

are those guys top 500

oh

ok whatever ill turn it back on if dan plays

[cunning jungle]

😭✌️

92 - 100 ??

[south tapir]

omagod bruh

[past coral]

@cunning jungle

[cunning jungle]

we have more important matters at hand

[past coral]

i had like 15 stacks on my ult oh my god

[teal oyster]

When we queueing blitz

Also the update broke haze orb mod, in shambles

[past coral]

🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳

[teal oyster]

Playing ow really makes you appreciate the voiceover in deadlock more

[past coral]

anddddd i only ranked up one rank from that absolute nuke i dropped

its so fucking over

[teal oyster]

Dude wants to jump 100 ranks from killing plumbers

[past coral]

the enemy team was in YOUR RANK

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[teal oyster]

Yea and I dont complain when I drop nuclear bomb

I thank deadlock for the meal

[past coral]

you know what build i used

my custom vondicta build

[cunning jungle]

pancito do you know any french

[teal oyster]

Yes

[cunning jungle]

what are they saying

[teal oyster]

Theyre casting in french lol

Idk I dont have stream on

[cunning jungle]

oh really

i cant tell

FUCK YOU

[past coral]

secret chinese build

[teal oyster]

The winston was doing a lot though

I tuned out wjen it was 1:1

[cunning jungle]

3 backstabber item tags

[teal oyster]

When does dan play

[cunning jungle]

unsure

they will probably sub him when they dont need lucio

[teal oyster]

Bless

[past coral]

i may swap out curse for spirit burn

[cunning jungle]

why are you buying curse

[past coral]

i really havent since they nerfed

the damage was it?

like making u do less damage overall

[cunning jungle]

its 8% penalty on all outgoing damage

so really just round up to 10%

[teal oyster]

Are you splurging on divine barrier

[cunning jungle]

also 8% is such a fucking icefrog number

[past coral]

thats like almost 1 of my ult stacks gone for nothing

[cunning jungle]

LOL

[teal oyster]

Tf is a icefrog

[cunning jungle]

REAL ones know about 1% infernal resilience nerf

[cunning jungle]

yoshi

[teal oyster]

They should kill vindicta

Again

[cunning jungle]

ok why are we playing mauga

[teal oyster]

Lets just get on ball and widow

[cunning jungle]

they are actually permabanning tracer

[teal oyster]

We winning in vibes

[cunning jungle]

honestly if you just bodyshot anyone im on they will probably die

[teal oyster]

They have a lucio but not dan?

[cunning jungle]

mieester is thanos

look at him go

nvm

actually he hit ram with beat

this might be a full hold

tempo ult

[south tapir]

great

kill her entirely actually

[cunning jungle]

@teal oyster theres twitch drops for this btw

[teal oyster]

Its for the whole category but yea

[cunning jungle]

i got a loot box

[cunning jungle]

@past coral @teal oyster dlns is playing live rn

8k viewers wowow

[teal oyster]

Idk what that is

[cunning jungle]

nightshift

its a tourney

the biggest

im noticing a lot of counterspell here

and mirage is playing gun carry!

[cunning jungle]

@south tapir round 2 na finals playing rn

https://www.twitch.tv/deadlocknightshift

@silk oar @past coral study up

[south tapir]

as i was about to ask ''Dan?''

[cunning jungle]

no

waterloo swept

his team won 3-0

the enemy tank was really good but everyone else was kinda homeless

[teal oyster]

spectator got mods lol

does team comp even matter on deadlock or is it just everyone for themselves

[cunning jungle]

skins made for the broadcast

[cunning jungle]

yes

why wouldnt it?

this is organized play

[teal oyster]

cause what am I looking at rn

[cunning jungle]

what do you mean

the team comps?

you think you know better than them?

[teal oyster]

yes thanks for asking

kelvin ban

twin

fuck kelvin

[cunning jungle]

floorman is lowkey just ass

they got destroyed in game 1

jonjon became thanos with like 50k

[teal oyster]

and is shiv a chud or what

his gun is really cool but I cant get much value out him

[cunning jungle]

he does a lot of damage with dash

and knives

decay lets him build rage for free

and he cleans up fights with killing blow

[teal oyster]

his movement seems really cool

[south tapir]

bro

i just found an insane Deadshot sticker

wtf is this

[cunning jungle]

did i teach you how to stay in the air for a really long time on him

[teal oyster]

how are the souls so close from the like 2 minutes I've watched floormen have been getting killed nonstop

[cunning jungle]

they do a lot of trading

[teal oyster]

nah the double hook on venator

ik he fuming

[cunning jungle]

losing team gets bonus cash on kills too

[cunning jungle]

what bro

[teal oyster]

damn dude they play so aggro

[south tapir]

cant send

[teal oyster]

if only normal deadlock played like this

wtf is that

thats not even deadlock dude

[cunning jungle]

LOL

[south tapir]

thats deadshot dude I know

I said deadshot

[teal oyster]

oh you said deadshot

wtf is that

[south tapir]

no idea

official server too btw

[cunning jungle]

lets 6stack bro

[south tapir]

with like 90k members smth

[teal oyster]

if I get the ascendant then ok

to

[cunning jungle]

oh no jonjon is close to ricochet

the demon is about to come out

hes just like me

yamato has actually perma inted all game

ok gg

[teal oyster]

30k gap is crazy bro

[cunning jungle]

mirage can hyperfarm now

here comes inhib, overflow, mercurial

[cunning jungle]

this is how these usually go

very hard shutouts

[teal oyster]

isnt that ass

[cunning jungle]

if they dont troll

[cunning jungle]

they make comebacks sometimes

you shouldve seen how ass it was when eshift was 3k

everyone would buy it

[teal oyster]

is lady geist just a farmer or what

[cunning jungle]

she has really good wave and camp clear

and she deals a lot of damage

[teal oyster]

like genuinely what does floormen even do rn

[cunning jungle]

from any range

[teal oyster]

enemies moving like 3 deep everywhere

[cunning jungle]

kick yamato

wait mirage is in danger

[teal oyster]

everyon ehere is eternus 6?

[cunning jungle]

seemingly

yamato int incoming

[teal oyster]

8k for a game that hasnt released yet is crazy

[cunning jungle]

sub 30mins btw

[cunning jungle]

and look at the prize pool

[teal oyster]

yea that's huge for a commuity funded pool

going pro at deadlock is just an investment for when the game drops

[cunning jungle]

i thought they still had sponsors

intel

[teal oyster]

terrorist down

ok so game is over

[cunning jungle]

there was the trolli sponsored nightshift tourney too

they swapped the mid boss with gummi worms

[teal oyster]

tf trolli doing

[cunning jungle]

investing

[teal oyster]

trolli from gummy worms?

[cunning jungle]

yes

[teal oyster]

just end the game like what are doing rn

as in forfeit

[cunning jungle]

exploring

[teal oyster]

has anyone ever come back from this

[cunning jungle]

probably not

[teal oyster]

like its just so over

[cunning jungle]

what happened to mina

[teal oyster]

evaporated

[cunning jungle]

😭

[teal oyster]

ok so melee creeps wins what

is this like a weekly tourney

[cunning jungle]

i forgot honestly

it says #25 but im not sure if its 25th ever or 25th of the year

and melee creeps is on a winstreak

also love that they try to commit to the games theme in their production

big shoutouts to them

[teal oyster]

deadlock popping off on steamdb

[cunning jungle]

is every clip just a yamato int

😭 😭

[teal oyster]

aaaand I have an ad

also I only noticed like a couple days ago that the map is always on day time

[cunning jungle]

yeah

its just darker around the map

because of the eclipse

and buildings blocking the sunlight

[teal oyster]

brutal stat comparison

dispel magic really fell off huh

even against bebop

[cunning jungle]

counterspell has better stats

[teal oyster]

oh wait bebop didnt even get echo shard

yea ig counterspell would be fine

[cunning jungle]

he had capacitor

and silence wave

[teal oyster]

what does that mean instead of echo shard

[cunning jungle]

hook -> give opponent cancer

and they cant even dispell it

because debuff remover fucking sucks now

[teal oyster]

dude in the chat crying about billy like the worst stats on screen werent from billy

[cunning jungle]

also just shitty draft

i dont know why floormen refuse to draft a support

this is just the mandate of heaven for melee creeps

hey they have pretty solid backers on patreon too

88 members and earning 1470 monthly

[teal oyster]

so I was right about composition

[cunning jungle]

yeah

they just had like a little bit of this and a little bit of that

and they played drifter in game 1

[teal oyster]

isnt that a throw

drifter is just good against no comms I'd think

[cunning jungle]

drifter kinda sucks

he has eternal night i guess but they have full comms

[teal oyster]

it was cool to see shiv do well

all I hear about is how bad shiv is

[cunning jungle]

where

[teal oyster]

everywhere'

[cunning jungle]

thers also dlfn but they havent hosted a tourney in a while

[cunning jungle]

"me on shiv"

[teal oyster]

is doorman good

gonna play him more

[cunning jungle]

i think hes kinda good

holy shit

LOL

13 wins in arow????

[teal oyster]

infinite money hack

[cunning jungle]

is melee creeps the king of na

[teal oyster]

is it just not possible to like study them and hard counter>

are they just unstoppable

[cunning jungle]

well theres a draft

and then they do lane swapping and all that

[teal oyster]

I saw holliday was banned

[cunning jungle]

i think melee creeps is just a better team

idk

its just disgusting

[teal oyster]

that big of a lead in the finals though?

thats creazy

[cunning jungle]

id say its pretty hard to throw the game when youre already ahead

and you saw them playing safe together

getting their last few buys, maintaining their control over the waves and jungle

doing mid boss