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why do you need 2kg
@hushed shard I cooked
bonkers
Crazy
:D
the sniper is mostly the concept carrying
but this one utilizes a decent amount of techniques
mmm yes
appealing
big furred
nah he fat fr
Awh
he is a sausage dog ahhha
that face looks mischievous just like my puppy
he is also mischievous
oh coz i thought he looks a bit like a golden retriever
is he as bad as my puppy? i had to get her into the bath twice today for digging in the backyard
very interesting assortment
crossbreeds always seem to look funny to me
not cross lol
he’s just a mini dachshund
some r
there r diff colours
oh i see ur were being quite literal when u said english cream
i just thought that seemed like a very long way to describe him
oh haha
i always felt sorry for corgis and dachsunds tho. such tiny legs mean they can hardly run
oh he can run
i imagine he trips a lot
nah he can sprint and just keep going
other than when he had a cone on after surgery i don’t think he’s ever tripped
a cone on such a small dog must look hilarious
thats so cute and funny at the same time lol ❤️
unironically the cutest dog Ive seen
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#Krunker #Krunkerio #KrunkerFACEIT #KrunkerioFACEIT #KrunkerRanked #KrunkerioRanked #KrunkerComp #KrunkerioComp #krunker #krunkercomp #krunkercompetitive #krunkerio
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I would not want to know how much I spent on discord
ive spent 0 i think
my screentime on my phone is alright because im on my laptop most of the time
and my screentime on my laptop isn't accurate because i made it not go into sleepmode when i close the lid
I cant see weekly
jesus christ
yeah me neither
tbf mine used to be worse and i had school 8 hrs a day
this was yesterday
twitter 💔
how did they get 6h24m bro
top app was tiktok with 3h45
and the app after that was a game i played for 24 mins
I unlocked my phone 40 times yesterday
i unlocked it 103 times
I opened google 55 times
me too but on my laptop
mostly because I scroll through google news and searched for dinner ideas/recipes
😭
Idek where you can see that on laptop
for me its on the battery usage tab or whatever
system --> on/off and battery --> battery usage
idk the name of the tab in english so i js translated
wow 6 mods are online im scared
well its like 2/3rds of that prolly
because its still on when i go to sleep most of the time
hahaha
i only use it because im in a group for my neighborhood
i don’t even have an account lol
i have a fake one called cuff uffles that i only made back when u needed one for the quest 2
i have one because my mom made me one when i was like 10
fair
fart
splash
wow twitch and youtube too
yeah pretty much anything that requires an account and pushes content to u via an algorithm
u can still use youtube without an account tho so…same algorithm just id’d via device fingerprint instead 
@thick kiln im coming for you
fucking stupid
should be up to parents to make sure their children’s internet usage is safe
not the government and definitely not in return for everyone’s privacy
yeah i agree
allows prxd central roblox and discord but bans the platforms driving kids to unregulated ones
parental education is genuinely the only solution is so dumb
yeah my thought specifically about roblox and discord exactly
crazy kids getting phones so young in the first place
i was like 14 and i got it so little even then
as it should be
I got my first phone at 12
honestly I was never allowed on it until like 14-15
so it didn’t really matter
Also it was like a really crappy 3rd hand me down phone but it was still a phone
i got my first phone at 13 but that was 16 years ago so it literally could only call text and play snake lol
one of these goats 🔥
my first
classic
You too old bro
no i suck at coding 😔
what am i lookin at here
Do you not see the big fat green “GROUP QUEUE” button
sure but i dont think itll do anything other than queue you all at the same time ?
we dont have group matchmaking
single ticket only
yeah bro…
are they all in similar mmr ranges ?
If i asked a bunch of people thta haven't done their placements yet to queue at the same time as me it would be very likely we get in to a game together..
that's how people have been 'duo queuing' this entire time
Apparently this has happened more than once
We all know if you’re a similar rank you can queue up and get in the same game
So what's the problem here
THEYRE ALL ON THE SAME TEAM
ok... that's just coincidence though... that just means that was the most likely 50% winrate scenario
I would need to see someone doing it like 10 times in a row to be convinced any feature like that works
Would you let it slide if it works
No we'd just patch it and it would probably fall under the competitive advantage tos making it bannable
any team i’m on has a 100% win rate
we’re never getting duo queue…
That's different to being first party because it's more even if everyone has availability to a feature vs using third party client, tools, scripts, whatever for a competitive advantage over others
i played nfs for the first time on this 🥀
nah I get it
will we ever get it is the question
I don’t think it’s gonna ruin mm
I find it hard to believe that's even a glorp feature though
it’s not
so what are people freaking out over (i just got dms about this too)
if group queue is actually a thing or not
It is not
they just queue at the same moment, look at the match history of "hehexd" for example
and me right
Yeah
its same if they 10k or 1k, they are not EVERYTIME in the same team, sometime same game but as enemi
u will never get the pleasure of finding out
yeah!
to force the "same game" u can queue on only SAND for example
Pull up to Rotterdam
come to me
ill go to all of you
zangi not in the upside-down country ?!
i never know with these american/english names
its massively crazy
Köln sounds better anyway
yea thats the rea name
like why is it Ghent in english
in dutch its just Gent whyd they have to add the H
mad weird
be careful bjarny is gonna hunt you down zangi
its like a combination of the dutch and french names
brussel + bruxelle
YAY
im too lazy to go to germany
@silk oar 😭
ignore the random dutch my friend send me that tiktok and i forwarded it
@hushed shard would be proud
yeah and @jolly pagoda didnt know it
i got it wrong at first cuz i just typed pingpong
Ayyy
Do u think we are getting duo queue for s10
I can forgive them if they add it
charlie charlie kirky i just popped a perky charlie charlie kirky i just popped a perky charlie charlie kirky i just popped a perky charlie charlie kirky i just popped a perky charlie charlie kirky i just popped a perky charlie charlie kirky i just popped a perky charlie charlie kirky i just popped a perky charlie charlie kirky i just popped a perky
just ask glen alot of times and it will happen
wow that is a insane statement to make!
Y
im just trolling
BIG BLESSER
@south tapir
this is legendary
Should be 100%
I haven't watched anything on that list but lotr clears
The world is healing
@modest turret this ai overview is so stupid vro
?
idk why it says not black but then in the description they say shes black
well it says not black because of lifeweaver
but that aint my question
Can you rig it for me
sure
@rough crystal @cunning jungle was also there https://imgur.com/a/VHCROfi
ss quality is ass had to go to imgur to upload it, vpn is ass on discord
amazing
its okay
lmao
bro dont say on behalf of frvr
😭
just say im the ceo of frvr or sm
we are krunker.io 🥹
we carry the flame
secret is ur ping 15000
ohhh thats why the Mercy mains rejected me when I asked them for dinner date
was switching to mobile
ok
@south tapir can you help me study dutch ty
@modest turret @south tapir
not 100% accuracy 🥱
the Secret aura...
fragger ana
is soldier the only character u can get 100%+ accuracy on
Im really a Reaper demon
actualy freja too prolly
in stadium
who the FUCK bans Ashe
you can get above 100% on heroes with pierce like ram punch
oh yeah
with soldier alt fire i always have over 100% in stadium
i usually have few final eliminations but thats cuz my kills ALWAYS get stolen and i dont care
final blows are not the same as kills
i mean that cuz my final eliminations always get stolen
especially as bastion
You were out damaging their mei
i think they were echo or soldier on first point
and i slept them on our side of the corner
and they got instakilled
I wish there were like logs we could see to look at how their team chat was looking
no way lmaooo
uk fried fr
@south tapir purple hat?
What happening in Citadel ? Why is the gate opening ?
@south tapir thats like th ebeak
i still cant picture a whole penguin
its not a whole penguin just mainly the beak
@south tapir @modest turret @cunning jungle
@south tapir LOTR reference??
i got that shit wrong in tricia
i only said ragnarok
forgot the rest
L
But like sometimes it says it's right when u only type a psry
Part
Sometimes it doesnt
@past coral you should cheer this guy up
💔
wtf is zoology olympiad
olympiad but for zoology
wow i actually didnt know that
ranked is actually so BAD
hey I’m asdegeg22, I tried 🙁
your good 😭
you’re really good tho, how do u get like that?
Fr
Shits a trade plaza for certain things m bipolar
okay there is no way youtube got banned and roblox didnt
wtf
BAHA GITHUB IS EXEMPT
it’s because they were going after ‘the algorithms’
only platforms that push curated content to u got banned
on platforms like discord, even tho it has fucked up servers, u never see anything u haven’t joined or anything someone hasn’t messaged u personally - no algorithm driving engagement
Ooo fanks cuff I forgot you were a competitive Australian player

@unborn atlas @broken quest the map with the moving objects is out!
YESS
What did you end up naming it
the initial name, bhop_SnowyMoves
fire
🔥
Ill play when I'm on!
yurrr
thx god
plz do it for USA and EU
and everywere
and also force an IQ test for every internet session
if u are below 120 u cant access to social network
holy moly the dream
did you get a 121 iq score
PA LOS ARAE MANITOSSSS
#krunker #krunkerclips #krunkerio #krunkermontage #krunkergameplay #krunkerranked #krunker #krunkerclips #krunkerio
uff si soy
?
67 🤣
woah
fr
i was just showing to smoke "what is a contributor" on ghub
is that tommy cash
@south tapir @modest turret
yes!
why not gunther
what do you mean, it is tommy cash with Günther, they did a show together
very Günthastic
oh
im blind
i didnt see gunter
It's clear
goddamn
BLESSER IN HUB

yeah
His voice actor said it took him 4 hours to do lines
But its cause his character dies kind of early so idk how he got nominated
titz
can we get this guy as an employe

Which one bro
Erkek = Men
it is a fucking men's parfume
it smells nothing like a woman's perfume
full ss
Erkek means Men
its so funny cause in the us perfume is just a feminine term
mine is masculine shaped
?
judging just by shape alone
i dont think Bargello is there
ok good
Dude
in Turkish it is unisex, used for both
Same here
idk the difference between a cologne and perfume in English
we just say men's perfume or women's perfume thats it
Same here
in the us cologne is the masculine and perfume is the feminine
I prefer to say fragrance though
No
Are you Turkish?
yeah
👍🏿
@south tapir even bing said it
i was scared for a sec that i dont even know my own country
only on watches i get the Switzerland result
Im NOT thinking of Switzerland over Belgium when you mention chocolate
idk the cheese part
landscape
wouldve been too easy
Hello everyone, I'm putting together a team of players from Kazakhstan to play Krunker IO.
If you are interested, write to me.
@green echo
Hello everyone, I'm putting together a team of players from Kazakhstan to play Krunker IO.If you are interested, write to me. @green echo
Me @gaunt olive and @flint burrow are down
we are from Kazakhstan
да
I finally found who I was looking for, but according to the rules, it's only allowed in English.
What is only allowed in English? Sorry my English nit very gud 😅
Me too
@placid shore Will you join the team?
yes
I'm writing you a private message
By the way, I use a translator, and you?
half half
Ок
Get well
And to whom?
Hello everyone, I'm putting together a team of players from Kazakhstan to play Krunker IO.If you are interested, write to me. @green echo
Mid flavors
Never had this frog looking one
aura
fits perfectly with the name secretmember
@silk oar @placid shore anime about santa clause btw
I’m currently watching death note
fire
i like this one too but its still airing
"Sanda"
He looks tuff
yea santa is tuff
new krunker tech found https://streamable.com/x5yfh4
@night hearth 👅
ez
ez
wtf is that username fam
Tell me how to leave a clan, I don't understand.
@green echo
Thank you
krunker down?
Hello everyone, I'm putting together a team of players from Kazakhstan to play Krunker IO.If you are interested, write to me. @green echo
Now this looks amazing
i would crack
Pic soon 🙏
Sniper ana skin
ask me another character
@silk oar i thought this was you at first
he looks like you kinda but just with facial hair
lol
mery christmas
You're welcome
Hello everyone, I'm putting together a team of players from Kazakhstan to play Krunker IO.If you are interested, write to me. @green echo
that is correct
i will tell him :)
awwww babyyyyy
am sad
Awh
mushu and miku
u have a cat named miku?
yeah
thats amazing
😇
I love that
i have one where mushu and i collapsed after being out for the day but i won’t send that one here so check dms
yayy
@night hearth is he tuff
Yes
i i i think I have seen this somewhere
but still bigger than honeybees
ok jarvis photoshop him in a doordash outfit
and our wasps are very aggressive
yeah both wasps i think
if yellow most likely wasps yes
but i’m gonna keep saying hornet because harold the hornet sounds better than harold the wasp
true
i cant win man
nice nails woman!
thank u pie
no problem
Are you like a replicate of my sister
she literally has the same red nails
😭
just ucurious how many cats do you have at home?
does the place you live not allow
yeah I live in a dorm
all of these cats are campus cats
feral cats
oofh :(
has a cat ever mistaken your hand for yums yums when you tried to pet them
Nah heh
huh
i feel like id like a cat but im pretty sure im allergic :(
awh
i have a friend whos allergic and owns cats tho
she js has like air filters in every single room tho
so idk
Dang
woof
i fucking hate kids tho
💀
Real
and they make me feel old
i asked a kid their bday once and said it was 2018
Dang
did that make you feel old
Yes
THATS WHAT IM FUCKING SAYINGGGG
I would get nails like this but I can't even do some what longer of the normal stuff I got always got short nails like I cut them every time get a bit long 
they take a bit to get used to
i started short just didn’t get them to shorten them each time i got them done so i got used to it over time as they grew out
ah
i still had a few instances of getting them caught which hurts lol
but that stopped after a bit
Hello pls more serwer with krunekr.io
Huh that description sounds familiar

that hurts man :(
Lol
btw what was the chau trade you were thinking of lol
Idk i asked you for the offer, but I wont be getting it anyways
ah i see
Hello everyone, I'm putting together a team of players from Kazakhstan to play Krunker IO.If you are interested, write to me. @green echo
😐
I don't know if anyone is interested in that, do you?
even when krunker was the main game of internet there was no "team"
so no not really interested 😭
😭 😭
Ah cmon it's a golden opportunity
ill move to Kazakhstan to join his krunker team in 2026
Yes there is
I have a Somali team
Yeah you are
it’s me @loud sorrel @7maks and @zyonwilliam
The people who rep the Somali flag in ranked
well how interesting or fun is it
green tier 4 item
but still
so that would prevent things like toxic bullets, tesla bullets, fixation, afterburn
oh
beast game
i was so confused
it never does this
i dont know why now
seems like a lot of people are getting crashes
Anyone that wants a money mKing idea hit me up
ok that was just unlucky
i lowkey win that without dc
i get what u mean though
they were bad
you need to look at your map more
until you tell me to sleep
when you see a wave crashing a tower you gotta go get it
because you cant trust anyone else to
i took advantage of them all being mid at one point
and got second tower on yellow
only good thing i did
and you get more money from it too
that game
sometimes it is best to just stay in the dead lane and soak everything
and take your farm after shove
invade when youre pushed up or stronger
we must complete our tree.
we cannot stop until the christmas spirit is within all of us
@silk oar last year you would earn christmas skins for your heroes by completing secret challenges
i had it for a few heroes
and then u just lose em?
yes
sadge.
but i get a little souvenir for it
does dota skins have a market
yes
holy instant
@silk oar Need ur advice as a fellow gay man
sup
If i showed u my magic collection would u ask me out
what the fuck verty
ik right
its hot
multiple guys will ask me out 🔥
tf u mean
no
i never played that
is it hot tho 🔥
😭
i just be slinging birds n shit
my arrows were so strong i proc spirit burn in 1
is that the sniper person u mentioned
yes
burn was big into abrams seven
to stop them from leeching
70% aoe heal reduction is crazy
@silk oar those who movement
spirit snare saved my life
you can activate it early by hitting it with 1
so i cursed abrams for like 3 seconds
and he couldnt deal damage
@silk oar DUDE THE ORNAMENTS ARE JUST PNGS LOL
oh my lord 😭
@rapid hatch
what is bulk supposed to mean
Like a bunch of shit cards
That was bright
Womp womp
callous
valid point
@silk oar @night hearth ik ur jealous rn
Texas waffle
texaffle
I want one
theres no way lmfao
how long did that take you to make
vertys college or whatever has a Texas shaped waffle irom
2 minutes
wait actually
thats so funny
yummers
Hello everyone, I'm putting together a team of players from Kazakhstan to play Krunker IO.If you are interested, write to me. @green echo
@silk oar its time to change the world
curse is so broken now after it was given capacitor effect as well
This was me except i kept tp 5 meters in the air and then got tp under the map and could still shoot people and wasnt even on the leaderboard
Was just teleporting around under the map lol
Happened in a rank game too lol i got glitched under point and just kept popping up and shooting the opps n they couldnt do anything lol
well thats probably not allowed
@silk oar This is what I was talking about
I just started watching that episode rn
It's peak trust
There's a looney tune ahh fight behind a pillar too
lvl 10 dude casually having a frostbite
most likely an alt looking at the stats
@silk oar
Me
The guy told me he borrowed it from a friend
trading level 10?
wait i thought it was higher
ah
Noe you say something interesting haha
👍
😭
Tell him I will buy it for 175
@junior breach
Why
My dad keeps saying who to try to say who asked
Ragebaiting me
😭 😭 😭 😭
why
Buh
goo goo ga ga
@hushed shard
For a second I could feel the jojo umamusume combo coming and then it was just one of the peaks
Bro what the fuck is this
this is the kinda shit pantico would listen to
aura? @umbral dragon
Shoulda been neth trims on neth
Wasted potential
But clean nonetheless
thats the trims that my teammate got before they got wiped out of existence
so put them to use
i use lapis trim on my other server
Also unenchanted shield 😭
dawg
lapis and quartz trims go hard on netherite
im poor ok??
i use totems offhand
because we have a raid farm
infinite totems
Fair
I had quartz trims on the old realm
I offhand totems only when I’m crystalling
bro i was collecting spore blossoms and a creeper faceplanted into me
it ran off a cliff and just fucking nuked me from orbit
i had elytra on
No perms 😭
i hate basalt deltas
truth bomb
I love them because I had to build a froglight farm
Needed a stack of every froglight and there’s 0 chance I’m doing that manually
who started building an emerald cube 😭 😭
LOL
cubes
thats the old realm
ahhhh rip
Mf had to share it here too
banned from posting clips anywhere other then jump
e
on numbani.. chills...
Literally the lore accurate Doomfist vs Tracer
woah
idk heres anotyher one i
lalalala
he is
as a tracer main that hurts
this is a wet dream for me
@coral bison this guys better than u
truke
wait ur him
top 1 doomfist
no but like thats literalyl what i did lol
i mean i am not mad i dropped becz that time made me improve alot
except i guess its more impressive because m1 and d1 are criminally apart
Thank you
🔥
crosshair
it does look really weird tbh
BLESSER IN HUB
block game
good enough for me (i will not be able to afford this i just know it)
yo can we fix this
@paper flume
Make the thigh highs white and blue stripes
Less body hair wdym
you can do that, i give you permission to do whatever with this
pff idk how to draw
amazon basics femboy.
?
cant make them have too much effort
bruh
they need the five o clock shadow
awh hell nah
come on we cant have a perfect femboy, that would exclude inclusion for 99% of femboys
start drawing pervert
bruh
closeted weirdo 
closet of glass*
???
you heard me
how am I weird
kids game btw
incase u forgor
this is meghan from drake and josh.
die
busy having the flyest fit rn
lowkenuinely swagged out, you dont even know
will never die over this
can't relate
what is stopping you from being a swaggalicious boy with a little motion?
Im at home and I don't have any cool clothes
I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top


